My Idea Of A Holiday Is Just To Sit Somewhere In The Sun Drinking
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He Regarded It As An Insult To Himself That She Should Appear So Carelessly Dressed
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21 hours ago
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I think I’ve got one goldfish net around here somewhere…
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yesterday
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RT : the production team shift uncomfortably as the special effect squid's beak removes the leading man's head, but keep…
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yesterday
Twitter
My week on Twitter 🎉: 5 Mentions, 4 Likes, 4 Replies. See yours with
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2 days ago
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RT : I’ll fave fuxking anything on this site. I don’t care. I haven’t cared since 2013. I’ll fave jokes I don’t get abou…
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3 days ago
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RT : 2030: "Now class, swipe to page 138, and we're going to talk about the period in American history where everyone wo…
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5 days ago
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RT : Reading Pachinko by but it’s slow going because I keep thinking “This is so good - I really need to st…
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5 days ago
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RT : Anyone who still says Hillary would’ve been as bad as Trump is just trying to save face and lying through their fuc…
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7 days ago
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RT : HOT DAMN SOMEONE FINALLY NUTSHELLED IT
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7 days ago
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RT : Just imagine how Sean Hannity would respond if it were true that Obama’s personal lawyer, the target of a criminal…
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7 days ago
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RT : Really wish Jeopardy contestants would use the right inflection to answer with the question like they really wanna…
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8 days ago
There Was Still A Grammar Thick With Dust Lying In the Attic
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8 days ago
The Trump Administration’s New Migratory Bird Policy Undermines A Century Of Conservation
I published “The Trump Administration’s New Migratory Bird Policy Undermines A Century Of Conservation” on
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9 days ago
Moroccan Couscous and Tagine
“To my mind four things are necessary before a nation can develop a great cuisine. The first is an abundance of fine ingredients-a rich land. The second is a variety of cultural influences: the history of the nation, including its domination by foreign powers, and the culinary secrets it has brought back from its own imperialist adventures.

Third, a great civilization-if a country has not had its day in the sun, its cuisine will probably not be great; great food and a great civilization go together. Last, the existence of a refined palace life-without royal kitchens, without a Versailles or a Forbidden City in Peking, without, in short, the demands of a cultivated court-the imaginations of a nation’s cooks will not be challenged. Morocco, fortunately, is blessed with all four…”
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9 days ago
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My week on Twitter 🎉: 7 Mentions, 385 Mention Reach, 1 Like, 3 New Followers, 3 Replies. See yours with…
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9 days ago
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Some external hard drive company should be working on Sir Mix-a-Lot to do a commercial for them! Baby Got Backup!
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10 days ago
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People actually think like THIS.
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12 days ago
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RT : BOSS: Your work performance is poor

ME: Tell me something I don't know

BOSS: I haven't felt the touch of a woman…
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12 days ago
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RT : I got into Talking Heads in high school and played Fear of Music for a friend, he said "This guy's afraid of everyt…
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13 days ago
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RT : me: “So, Karl Marx, that’s basically what the world is like in 2018. What’s your analysis of the situation? Is capi…
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14 days ago
It Takes 90 Hours to Make a New Friend
Meh. “It Takes 90 Hours to Make a New Friend”
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14 days ago
Despising Herself For Going Into Such A Long Tedious Explanation
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15 days ago
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RT : You’d think the fact that someone died in a building owned by the president possibly in part due to a lack of safet…
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16 days ago
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RT : The worst thing about missing someone is missing those who you cut out of your life due to their toxicity but missi…
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16 days ago
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My week on Twitter 🎉: 3 Mentions, 1 Like, 3 Replies. See yours with
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16 days ago
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RT : New York is a tough town, if you’re walking around with birthday balloons for your son and the wind blows them into…
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16 days ago
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RT : Trump Tower is on fire. It's because Donald Trump was inside of the tower, and he poured gasoline on his head, then…
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17 days ago
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RT : Group projects are the best
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17 days ago
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Memes become canon when they get mashed up with canon.
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17 days ago
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RT : When the ratings dip I guess you gotta change your format. Good for him.
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18 days ago
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RT : People getting stabbed in medieval art who just don't give a damn
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18 days ago
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RT : A guy I know was flirting with the cashier, and she ignored him. When he said "How about a thank you?" She leaned t…
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18 days ago
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