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twice in a blue moon - Anonymous - Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]
“Don’t freak out,” says Keith. “If anyone should be freaking out, it’s me. I didn’t even have parents. I don’t know shit about raising a kid, let alone raising a kid while being a vigilante in space. Actually, I think I’m going to freak out really soon if you don’t distract me by letting me sit on your dick.”
fandom:voltron  status:oneshot  wordcount:01-05k  source:ao3  author:anonymous  pairing:shiro/keith  genre:crack  genre:humor  category:mpreg  category:alienbiology  category:pwp/smut  character:vld/kolivan 
12 weeks ago by thirteenhours
Good For You - shiroics - Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]
Nadia wants to know if there’s something Shiro is bad at, but she finds out more than she bargained for.
“He can’t be good at everything.” Nadia insists. “Maybe he’s a bad kisser.”

Keith, whose eyes never stray from Shiro’s perfect form, exhales sharply. “He’s not.”

or: Shiro likes pet names too much
fandom:voltron  status:oneshot  wordcount:01-05k  source:ao3  author:shiroics  pairing:shiro/keith  genre:crack  genre:humor  genre:fluff  era:post-season7  category:established  category:pov-outsider  character:team  character:vld/MFEs 
march 2019 by thirteenhours
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates - GwendolynStacy - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane.

Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
fandom:naruto  status:multichapter  status:incomplete  source:ao3  author:GwendolynStacy  genre:gen  genre:crack  genre:friendship  genre:humor  genre:fluff  category:timetravel  category:genderfluid  category:pov-outsider  character:naruto/naruto  character:naruto/sakura  character:naruto/sasuke  character:naruto/kakashi 
march 2019 by thirteenhours
Cattitude - seasoda - Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]
Keith gets turned into a cat. Shiro struggles to cope. Set sometime before season 3.

"I just — " Shiro tries, unable to encompass all the feelings he has about how adorable cat Keith is.

Keith glares up at him in a way that clearly says: sleep with one eye open, Shirogane.

"Look at his ears," Shiro finishes lamely.

Pidge smacks a hand over her face. "Okay, so you're useless right now."
fandom:voltron  status:multichapter  status:complete  wordcount:05-10k  source:ao3  author:seasoda  pairing:shiro/keith  genre:fluff  genre:humor  genre:crack  category:established 
october 2018 by thirteenhours
count my time in dog years - arahir - Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]
The Blade of Marmora takes measures to protect their youngest recruit.
Every eye in the room is on Keith, and the Blades are dead quiet and dead still for the first time in hours.

"Right? Guys?" Hunk shoots Keith a confused look, like he thinks Keith has a psychic connection with other Galra or something. He doesn't.

Kolivan gives a helpless little sound. "He’s eighteen? Eighteen—what?"

Hunk quirks an eyebrow. "Years...? Oh, wait," he hits Lance's shoulder. "What is that in space years?"
fandom:voltron  status:oneshot  wordcount:01-05k  source:ao3  author:arahir  pairing:shiro/keith  genre:humor  genre:crack  category:misunderstandings  category:established  character:team  character:vld/kolivan 
september 2018 by thirteenhours
Trials and Tribulations of a Nine-Tailed Fox - TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
When Naruto died at the hands of a civilian during his academy days, so did the Kyuubi no Kitsune. Now here the Kyuubi was, reincarnated, and bouncing around in an eleven year old girl's body, while half the wizarding world treated her like the second coming of Merlin (whoever that was)... and the rest didn't know what to make of her...

[HP/Naruto fic utilising dubious canon elements. You have been warned!]

1. Like a Bat Out of Hell (24k, complete)
2. There’s Evil in the Air and Thunder in the Sky (Ch3, last updated 4/4/18)
fandom:naruto  fandom:harrypotter  status:series  status:multichapter  status:complete  status:incomplete  wordcount:20-30k  source:ao3  author:TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel  genre:crossover  genre:crack  category:reincarnation  category:genderswap 
july 2018 by thirteenhours
Iwa-chan! - keykiyoshi7443 - Haikyuu!! [Archive of Our Own]
“Hey, who’s this Iwa-chan that you keep going on about?”

Or the one where Oikawa's university team think that 'Iwa-chan' is Oikawa's girlfriend and then they meet Iwaizumi.
fandom:haikyuu  status:oneshot  wordcount:01-05k  source:ao3  author:keykiyoshi7443  pairing:iwaizumi/oikawa  genre:crack  genre:fluff  category:pov-outsider  category:college  character:oc 
march 2018 by thirteenhours
The Key to Survival - nightmarekitt - Final Fantasy VII [Archive of Our Own]
Cloud is sent back to his own humble beginnings with his badassery fully intact, but one thing is very different about the world, and that one thing changes EVERYTHING.

Featuring: Soulmates, The Implication of Time-travel, Mama!Strife, Smol BAMF Cloud, Emotionally-Stunted Sephiroth, One Very Distressed Secretary Named Samantha, Unfortunate Bystanders, Sassy Genesis, Perpetually-Confused Angeal, ZACK, and Something Almost Like a Plot.
fandom:ffvii  status:multichapter  status:complete  wordcount:10-20k  source:ao3  author:nightmarekitt  pairing:sephiroth/cloud  genre:au  genre:crack  category:timetravel  category:soulmates 
february 2018 by thirteenhours
Oh God Not Again! Chapter 1, a harry potter fanfic | FanFiction
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
fandom:harrypotter  status:multichapter  status:complete  wordcount:100-200k  author:sarah1281  genre:gen  genre:crack  category:timetravel  genre:humor 
february 2018 by thirteenhours
The Completely Inept Courtship of the One-Winged Angel's Cloud - Anonymous - Final Fantasy VII [Archive of Our Own]
Sephiroth finally manages to kill everyone during one of his many returns from the dead. He is a badass, nearly all powerful god of destruction and completely bored out of his oh so perfect, superior mind now that he’s gotten his way. He starts missing his fights with his only rival and the entertainment they provided but cannot pull the other away from a protective lifestream for long or return him to life. So he decides with nothing better to do and ridiculous amounts of power, he’ll just return them to a point in time when they both were alive and Sephiroth had easy access to manipulate his favorite puppet.

Cloud is not happy to find himself a trainee/infantryman again and the other Firsts and upper management cannot for the life of them figure out why the “Great Sephiroth” is stalking the blond and acting like a bratty, bullying seven year old with his first crush.
Last updated: Chapter 16, 1/28/18
fandom:ffvii  status:multichapter  status:incomplete  source:ao3  author:anonymous  pairing:sephiroth/cloud  genre:crack  category:timetravel  category:pov-outsider  category:epistolaryfic 
january 2018 by thirteenhours
Making Up For Lost Thyme - PitchBlackMagpie - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
In a world where they beat the bad guy and fessed up to their feelings for each other, Sasuke and Naruto couldn't have it any better. Then an accident sends them back to their genin days- but neither of them see it as a bad thing. In fact, it's a chance to save their loved ones and do all the things they never had time for. And why can't Naruto ever find any thyme?
Chapter 8, last updated 1/13/18.
Crack treated seriously. The fic is okay. Bookmarked for tracking purposes.
fandom:naruto  status:multichapter  status:incomplete  source:ao3  author:PitchBlackMagpie  pairing:sasuke/naruto  genre:crack  category:timetravel 
january 2018 by thirteenhours
Extras from Cloud's Travels - misminor - Compilation of Final Fantasy VII [Archive of Our Own]
As the title says, this is a collection of drabbles/one-shots from the "In Which Cloud Travels…" universe. A collection of what-could-have-been-in-the-story-but-didn't-quite -make-it, and snippets of past lives.
Chapter 12, updated 5/29/17
Series: Cloud's Travels -
fandom:ffvii  status:multichapter  status:series  status:incomplete  source:ao3  author:misminor  pairing:sephiroth/cloud  genre:crack  category:timetravel  category:timeloop  category:genderswap 
december 2017 by thirteenhours
In Which Cloud Travels Back in Time (Again) - misminor - Compilation of Final Fantasy VII [Archive of Our Own]
You'd think that if Cloud was given another chance at life to fix everything that went wrong, he'd gladly take it. You're right. He did take it. And he was grateful for it too. The first 10 repeats, that is. Frankly, by his 30th life, Cloud no longer gave a damn.

Fem!Cloud S/C Sephiroth/Cloud Time-Travel
Chapter 13, updated 8/18/14
Series: Cloud's Travels -
fandom:ffvii  status:multichapter  status:series  status:incomplete  wordcount:10-20k  source:ao3  author:misminor  pairing:sephiroth/cloud  genre:crack  category:timetravel  category:timeloop  category:genderswap  category:kids  character:ensemble 
december 2017 by thirteenhours
Stupid Tshirts on Hot Days - Crazy_Gaze - Haikyuu!! [Archive of Our Own]
“Dumbass, you’re going to ruin my shirt.” He looks down at his shirt and adjusts it. He hears Oikawa scoff, “You can’t ruin what was already a hot mess.”

“You were the one that bought this!”

“I didn’t think you’d actually wear it, Iwa-chan. I thought you had a few brain cells left. Clearly, I misjudged you.”
fandom:haikyuu  status:oneshot  wordcount:01-05k  source:ao3  author:crazy_gaze  pairing:iwaizumi/oikawa  genre:fluff  genre:humor  genre:crack  category:gettingtogether  category:pining  category:shenanigans  category:ust  character:hq/hanamaki  character:hq/matsukawa  character:hq/teamseijo 
december 2017 by thirteenhours
And the Darwin Award goes to... - TheBirdOfHermesIsMyName - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
After everything Sasuke had done, maybe it wasn't too out-there to suggest that the whole point of this mission was to keep him far, far away from the village. But whatever, you know, he was getting paid for a year-long A-rank mission and all he had to do was put up with a bunch of civilian kids and a few idiots (namely idiots whose names rhymed with taruto). Easy, right?
Chapter 2, last updated 6/23/17
fandom:naruto  status:multichapter  status:incomplete  source:ao3  author:TheBirdOfHermesIsMyName  genre:crossover  fandom:harrypotter  fandom:mcu  genre:friendship  genre:humor  genre:crack  category:reincarnation  character:naruto/naruto  character:naruto/sasuke  character:naruto/sakura 
november 2017 by thirteenhours
The Avenging Earl and Super Butler - Idonquixote - Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler [Archive of Our Own]
It was just another day in upper Manhattan for two century-old demons. Until Sebastian receives a letter from S.H.I.E.L.D. Naturally, he discards it. And naturally, Ciel, his brat of a master, has other plans.
fandom:kuroshitsuji  fandom:mcu  status:multichapter  status:complete  wordcount:10-20k  source:ao3  author:Idonquixote  genre:gen  genre:humor  genre:crack  genre:crossover  character:kuroshitsuji/demon!ciel 
june 2017 by thirteenhours
Wasted Opportunities - strawbsnbloobs - Miraculous Ladybug [Archive of Our Own]
“What makes you think this is a dream?”
“You mean besides finding Parisian it-boy and supermodel Adrien Agreste in my bed?” Her balance faltered, but she played it off, swaying towards him and fluttering her lashes in a probably-good-enough facsimile of sexiness.
“Your bed?”
For a figment of her subconscious, he sure did ask a lot of questions. She aimed a flirty boop towards his nose and ended up poking him in the cheek. “Silly heartthrob, this is my apartment.”
“Uh… Ladybug? It’s really not.”
fandom:mlb  status:twoshot  status:complete  source:ao3  wordcount:01-05k  author:strawbsnbloobs  pairing:adrien/marienette  genre:au  genre:au-alternativemeetings  genre:humor  genre:crack  category:drunk  category:college  category:aged-up  category:identityreveal  category:confession 
june 2017 by thirteenhours
Abduct Me, Iwa-chan! - dgalerab - Haikyuu!! [Archive of Our Own]
Really, Iwaizumi should never have even asked. All of this could have been avoided so easily.

(AKA: One small step for Iwa-chan, one giant leap for Oikawa.)

(AKA: This is exactly what you think it is. I'm sorry.)
fandom:haikyuu  status:oneshot  wordcount:01-05k  source:ao3  author:dgalerab  pairing:iwaizumi/oikawa  genre:crack  genre:humor  category:pwp/smut  kink:roleplay  kink:bondage  kink:multipleorgasms 
may 2017 by thirteenhours
There May Be Some Collateral Damage - metisket - Bleach [Archive of Our Own]
Ichigo’s been ordered to go undercover at a magic school to bodyguard a kid named Harry Potter, and this would be fine, except that he’s about as good at bodyguarding as he is at magic. And he considers it a good day, magic-wise, if he hasn’t set anything on fire.
“My wand is actually a sword—I just talked it into looking like a wand. I don’t know why I was allowed into your classroom with it, but don’t take it out on me, because it wasn’t my idea. I warned them I’d be a disaster.”

Snape looks like he’s developing the headache of the century. “And yet you went through with it.”

“Orders are orders,” Ichigo says blithely, because Snape has no way of knowing that Ichigo obeys orders only when he feels like it and/or at random.

Prose is sassy af. It's great.
fandom:bleach  fandom:harrypotter  status:multichapter  status:complete  wordcount:60-70k  source:ao3  author:metisket  genre:gen  genre:adventure  genre:crossover  category:shenanigans  character:bleach/ichigo  genre:humor  genre:crack  genre:friendship 
february 2017 by thirteenhours
Thor Kinkmeme - Round 4
The stranger finally looks up at Ianto’s shout and his eyes crinkle in a bright smile, apparently completely unconcerned by the gun in Jack’s hand. “Ianto!” he says warmly, “darling, hello.” He rises smoothly to his feet, dislodging the pterodactyl with a flick of his fingers.
character:marvel/loki  character:tw/nonhuman!ianto  era:tw/post-coe  category:fix-it  category:mpreg  pairing:jack/ianto  genre:crack  genre:humor  genre:crossover  source:kinkmeme  author:lunik_the_bard  fandom:thor  fandom:torchwood  fandom:mcu  source:lj 
november 2012 by thirteenhours
mirabellafic: Technically a Virtue, Inception, Arthur/Eames, NC-17
A mark's execrable taste in kitsch means that Eames has to convincingly forge wings. He's extremely bitter about this, until it becomes obvious that wings have some impressive fringe benefits.
genre:humor  genre:crack  kink:wings  category:pwp/smut  status:unread  status:oneshot  author:mirabella  wordcount:05-10k  fandom:inception  pairing:arthur/eames  rating:m 
march 2012 by thirteenhours
the embalmer's table - fic: pulled pork (spn)
When Dean stomped into the motel room, Sam barely had time to close his laptop before he heard, “Catch, bitch,” and nearly got brained by a small flying object.
genre:crack  kink:incest  category:pwp/smut  wordcount:0-1k  genre:humor  author:jukeboxhound  status:oneshot  fandom:supernatural  rating:m  source:lj 
december 2010 by thirteenhours

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