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Tea Party Leaders Announce Support For Deal In Exchange For Malia Obama
“'The girl. Bring us the girl,' said Congressman Steve King (R-IA) as he stood beside fellow Tea Party leaders during this morning’s press conference on the steps of the Capitol. 'The bill may pass, but the firstborn shall be ours.'”
humor  the.onion  obamacare  aca  government.shutdown 
october 2013 by taestell
The Onion's Bumpy Ride to Chicago
Only one-third of the editorial staff is willing to make the move from NYC to Chicago.
chicago  new.york  nyc  cities  the.onion 
march 2012 by taestell
Study Finds Working At Work Improves Productivity
"Fucking around is in fact detrimental to the work process," the study reads in part.
humor  the.onion  work 
october 2011 by taestell

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