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FUN FACT: If this diagram also included suicides, you would never ever stop crying. Reminds me: Adult white males…
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This obsession is so gross. And weird. And for some reason we also haven’t seen our current president’s tax returns…
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Man, Black Friday is starting earlier and earlier each year. It's like no one even remembers the true meaning of Bl…
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Daaaaamn! This percussionist has that groove locked down*tight*! 🔒 🥁 ♬♫♪
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My 6yo has taken to yelling "POOP IN YOUR FACE!" at folks who have especially displeased her. This struck me as sin…
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I … I kinda love this.
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Well played, google algorithm. Well played.
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I'm so happy with this. just nailed it!
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You know, I think I'm sorta angry that 11 old Jews got shot while praying two weeks ago. I think that's really, rea…
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Listen: If you never ever have to go to a meeting to discuss how your congregation should prepare to be shot at whi…
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I've had similar thoughts about BETTER CALL SAUL. The depiction of Chuck's anxiety and panic dis…
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Pretty sure I'd be cool with existing as a cloud of energy descending on people's heads for shared mental orgasm ex…
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Woo hoo! Never doubted it.
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As someone who uses her voice for a living, this is super fascinating, but also ONE TWO THREE *MONKEY SCREAM*
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I added a video to a playlist How To Remove, Install, Replace, Or Update Your Toilet.
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Oh my god, what a mensch.
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Friends! Some news: my Gothic novelette, A STRANGE UNCERTAIN LIGHT, is forthcoming in !

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Oh Gott in Himmel, how is this not the Onion or April 1? This article characterizes her def…
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Former Clinton adviser says Hillary will run in 2020 - POLITICO
Oh Gott in Himmel, how is this not the Onion or April 1? This article characterizes her def…
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Brett Kavanaugh’s life was totally ruined you guys
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Oh man, this article is nothing but buried ledes. Read the whole thing. “In North Korea, Missile Bases Suggest a Gr…
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Rohrabacher’s demise is very important for two reasons. One is that he was a Putin loving monster who seemed to hav…
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🤨I've made almond milk. The ingredients are almonds and water.
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Spotted at Whole Foods. We’ve drifted past post-modern to post-absurd. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in my room. (Con…
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Don't say anything just RT 🐐🐐
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It was on his Wikipedia page
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POTUS claims not to know Whitaker.

One of these must be true; which one is scariest?

1. He defines “know” abnorma…
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Calls to reps done!🇺🇸📞 Today’s topic:
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"“I still think Flo’s a few cherries short of a trifle."
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oh ferfucksake—DHS is using the most tortuously DRM-choked Adobe "solution" to share a PUBLIC DOMAIN webinar on act…
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Plz don’t let the PotUS live rent-free in your head. Let him have his tantrums in his own place. There’re people an…
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I used to teach high school. AIs are high school students.
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It’s actually sorta good; it’s one of those genre movies that, with just a little more cutting, could be r…
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Things went basically as expected. Take heart in that. Don’t spend your day playing pigeon chess with the PotUS. 🇺🇸…
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"“I hate being driven—driving is like karaoke—your own is epic, other people’s is just embarrassing or alarming.”"
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Ditto: "Or maybe it’s something about working from home. Outside of a nine-to-five job, it’s very easy for the da...
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Reminder for Ann Arbor Voters: Prop A is still dumb and unfunded. We already *have* a park in the middle of downtow…
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Ferfucksake, what fresh programmatic advertising Hell is this?
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Detroit. In a screamingly inefficient system, take a moment to make your own noise. Vote.

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Passing out literature for Lazarus Johnson and Cole, alongside the county Democrat volunteers, we were just harasse…
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The Joint Chiefs chair says soldiers will not be involved in denying border entry to migrants…
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Don’t let this bully intimidate you. Voting is your RIGHT if anyone gives you trouble at the polls call 866-OUR-VOT…
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Dude's girlfriend has rad-ass Geordi La Forge sunglasses! 😎🇺🇸🔥
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UNPOPULAR OPINION ALERT: It is dope as fuck when a lil old lady has a fur coat that matches her tiny dog in both co…
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Yet the mainstream Twitter hivemind seems almost unanimous in its assessment that Ds will take the House. If there…
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A great October:
-My narration of SiriusXM Radio host Clay Cane's "Live Through This" was released on au…
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oh ferfucksake, america. *these* are the guys who are destroying democracy?
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(whoa; props to twitter for adding a djinn emoji. djinns and djinn-americans are wicked bad under-represented in so…
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A boy ran through my daughter's bus stop this AM giggling and shrieking "There once was a genie who had a big weeni…
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*surveys a ludicrously vast and mostly empty country where 40 percent of the land is for cows* "One big problem we…
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You can be the hero of a neighborhood for a couple of hundred dollars, maximum. Buy the bi…
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The group of kids and adults I was with last night actually cheered when we found a house handing them o…
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It'll be a short meeting then.
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ISM - ISM Report - October 2018 Manufacturing ISM® Report On Business®
U.S. manufacturing slowed in September and tariffs are a big reason why. Prices paid rose 4.7 percent.
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Can someone explain to me how it is that it is 2018 in the United States of America and yet, somehow, kids are *sti…
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gott in himmel this weather is killing me [*kick drum*]
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