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when in doubt, obliviate
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
fanfiction  fandom:HP  gen  character:Harry  character:Lockhart  au  author:Sarah1281  humor 
august 2013 by sosaith
Perfect In My Mind - skintightsocks - Glee [Archive of Our Own]
AKA: Kurt and Blaine trying and failing to lose their virginities until they succeed, with feelings and misunderstandings and shenanigans and Puckermans along the way.
fanfiction  fandom:glee  pairing:Kurt/Blaine  first-time  humor  author:Skintightsocks 
august 2011 by sosaith
glee_kink_meme: Glee Anonymous Kink Meme! - Part 2
The Muppet Babies (Kurt, Artie, Brittany, Mercedes, and Tina) decide that, since the library dancing and Physical video didn't move them up the Glist, their only remaining option is to have an orgy with as many kinks as they can think of. Can be more cracky than smutty.
fanfiction  fandom:Glee  het  slash  orgy  humor  kink  pegging  anonymous  fluff 
june 2011 by sosaith
fakeplasticsnow: I'm sick of being haunted by every cliché that I know
Summary: In which Kurt can be butch and Puck can be classy and Mike's terrible at keeping secrets and everybody's in the celibacy club (which Kurt eventually destroys), and why the hell hasn't Matt said anything yet?
fanfiction  fandom:glee  slash  pairing:kurt/mike  humor  fluff  author:fakeplasticsnow 
june 2011 by sosaith
friends in low places
To this day, David isn't sure how he ended up with three total strangers as drinking buddies.
fanfiction  fandom:CSI  pairing:GregSanders/DavidHodges  gen  slash  humor  author:Cinaed 
may 2011 by sosaith
remixredux09: Congrats, You've Met Your Match (The Space Captain Remix) [Star Trek XI/Stargate Atlantis]
Notes: Remix of sabinelagrande's Takes One to Know One.
Summary: Jim Kirk has issues with the new guy. (Academy fic)
fanfiction  fandom:ST:AOS  fusion  crossover  humor  slash  author:Roga  remix 
may 2011 by sosaith
Mistranslated From The Czech by Berevette
John slid into the chair across from Radek. "So I was thinking you could teach me Czech."
fanfiction  fandom:SGA  humor  slash  pairing:JohnSheppard/RadekZelenka  author:Berevette 
may 2011 by sosaith
trascendenza: Psych: Serenade (Gus/Shawn, PG, ~3,500w.)
Gus is having some communication issues. "Oh, really?" He could hear Joy rolling her eyes right back at him. "And what's that? Pretend he's your boyfriend until he figures it out on his own?"
fanfiction  fandom:psych  pairing:shawn/gus  slash  author:trascendenza  humor 
may 2011 by sosaith
On my honor, I will do my best
superboy wants superman to like him. he joins the boy scouts. surprisingly not crack.
fanfiction  fandom:dcu  gen  humor  angst  anonymous 
march 2011 by sosaith
Parker's Surprise - zvi - Leverage [Archive of Our Own]
"Sophie says that I should tell you that although I think you are a nice person and sexually attractive, I am not going to have sex with you. Do you want to stop fake making out?"
fanfiction  fandom:leverage  threesome  pegging  humor  author:ZVI 
march 2011 by sosaith
Consultancy Arrangement - BlackEyedGirl - Leverage, Stargate SG-1 [Archive of Our Own]
The SGC tries to borrow Hardison for a consultation. He's not protesting, exactly, but he's not sure they've thought this plan through.
fanfiction  fandom:Leverage  fandom:SG1  crossover  gen  humor  author:Black-eyedgirl  character:Hardison 
march 2011 by sosaith
marie of roumania
When Mr. Sheffield’s third assistant in as many months quit, Niles and Mrs. Sheffield decided it was useless to place bets on how long the next one would last.
fanfiction  fandom:TheNanny  gen  het  character:CCBabcock  character:Niles  author:NormativeJean  humor 
february 2011 by sosaith
ijemanja: Addams Family/Angel fic: Her Beauty and Her Terror (Wednesday ...
Summary: Amanda Buckman moved to California, changed her name, and became a vampire. Wednesday can't help but approve.
fanfiction  crossover  fandom:Addams-Family  fandom:ATS  femmeslash  humor  author:Ijemanja 
june 2010 by sosaith
Fic: The Zombie Story (White Collar)
A zombie outbreak that is less an apocalypse than a hard few days at the office.
fanfiction  fandom:Whitecollar  au  gen  humor  crack  zombies  pre-slash  author:Giglet  favorite 
february 2010 by sosaith
Game Day
Summary: A voice in [Greg's] head asked him why he insisted on setting himself up for disappointment by nursing hopeless crushes on gorgeous, unattainable, straight men.-Football, beer and a woefully oblivious Greg.
fanfiction  fandom:CSI  slash  pairing:Nick/Greg  humor  first-time  author:iamtheenemy 
february 2010 by sosaith
Are There Sheep?
Psych, Shawn/Gus/Jules, NC-17. Shawn and Gus have this agreement. Jules is an innocent bystander. For visionshadows!
fanfiction  fandom:Psych  humor  slash  het  threesome  pwp  author:Longsufferingly  favorite  pairing:shawn/gus/jules 
january 2010 by sosaith
takin' a crazy chance
cliche but cute story about tony and tim being fake boyfriends.
fanfiction  fandom:NCIS  pairing:Tony/McGee  humor  author:Catwalksalone 
january 2010 by sosaith
Pretty Much A Humperdinck
When Shawn was five years old, he marched into his father's den, flip-flops-a-floppin', and announced, "I'm going to marry Gus."
fanfiction  fandom:Psych  humor  mmh  pairing:Shawn/Gus  slash  author:Shrift  marriage 
january 2010 by sosaith
understudy
Shawn has been rehearsing with Gus non-stop for the entire three months of rehearsal (and also has the long brown wig he got at Goodwill for three dollars), they let him play Juliet.
fanfiction  fandom:Psych  pairing:Shawn/Gus  kidfic  author:kisahawklin  humor  mmh 
january 2010 by sosaith
The Old Ball and Chain
Summary: A case asks for our team to go above and beyond (mostly just beyond) their usual efforts.
fanfiction  fandom:NCIS  gen  pairing:Tony/McGee  fluff  humor  author:Kasuchi 
january 2010 by sosaith
Memory Loss FTW
Jim and Bones have been friends for years when Jim gets hurt and loses his memory. He is essentially the same person (outgoing, little reckless), but a little less rough around the edges. He automatically assumes that he and Bones are together from the way Bones acts, etc. Even when the misunderstanding is explained, he starts to fall in love with Bones.
fanfiction  fandom:ST:AOS  pairing:Kirk/McCoy  amnesia  humor  unfinished  author:Premerseahshiko 
december 2009 by sosaith
Five times Jim couldn't get Bones to show some skin, and one time he did
Kirk/McCoy: Kirk gets a thrill out of making McCoy do things/reach for stuff that make his shirt ride up. And when that stops working, he starts inadvertantly spilling stuff on him to make him take his shirt completely off.
fanfiction  fandom:ST:AOS  pairing:Kirk/McCoy  5x  humor 
december 2009 by sosaith
On fathers and sons
Has anyone seen the ROFL baby on Youtube? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgqCB8IW-bA It's hilarious.

I want Sarek to discover something that makes Spock laugh like this when Amanda is not around. And he can't stop himself from doing it (to his embarrassment?) because even being a Vulcan, he has a soft spot for his baby son.
fanfiction  fandom:ST:AOS  gen  kidfic  character:Sarek  humor  author:Syuan 
december 2009 by sosaith
Not a Baby-Sitter
Kirk and Spock, some years down the line, having a little son together. Of course, their son babbles all the time about anything and everything to anyone he can find... to the point that it's kind of annyoing, but still very cute. Then one of the daddies has to come and scoot him along so he doesn't bother the crew too much while they work.
fanfiction  fandom:ST:AOS  kidfic  humor  gen  schmoop  pairing:kirk/spock 
december 2009 by sosaith
whitecollar anon fic
Outsider POV on Peter/Neal or Peter/Neal/Elizabeth. All the other agents have a betting pool or something on what Peter and Neal's relationship really is--speculating on the various kinky permutations their relationship could have if Elizabeth is involved. They notice the way Neal's always touching Peter and Peter just lets him, stuff like that. :D
fanfiction  fandom:Whitecollar  pairing:Neal/Peter/Elizabeth  slash  het  threesome  gen  humor 
december 2009 by sosaith
Harry Potter and the 4,149-Page Breakup
Summary: AU. Harry’s decides to deal creatively with his most recent breakup.
fanfiction  fandom:HP  humor  slash  gen  au  crack  pairing:Harry/Voldemort  pairing:Harry/Snape  author:365-fanfics 
december 2009 by sosaith
"A Fantastic Idea"--Kirk/Spock/McCoy
I want a good old K/S/Mc threesome, please. There have been a lot of requests for this, but not so many fills, so: pretty please? I would absofuckinglutely love a fic where Kirk and McCoy, maybe coming drunkenly back from shore leave, convince Spock of the logic of this. By, er, removing his clothes. Pre-existing K/S relationship optional. :D
fanfiction  fandom:ST:TOS  threesome  slash  pairing:Kirk/Spock/McCoy  humor  author:Lovelyzelda 
december 2009 by sosaith
On Midsummer Nights I Dream of Winchesters
Anyone who can write a SPN fic in which Dean and Sam are cursed to speak in Elizabethan/Shakespearean speech for awhile can have my soul on a silver platter. Wincest/porn not required but a total bonus.
fanfiction  fandom:SPN  pairing:Sam/Dean  first-time  wincest  humor 
december 2009 by sosaith
getting the band together
This is officially the most work Jim has put in to get a yes out of anyone. It turns out assembling your first crew is harder than it looks.
fanfiction  fandom:ST:AOS  gen  het  pairing:Kirk/Gaila  humor  author:Black-eyedgirl 
december 2009 by sosaith
You're Gonna Make It After All
Two indecent exposure citations, one best friend, one amazing sex partner, one unexpected mentor, and a Starfleet-funded study of intercultural sexual norms. Sounds like a normal academic year for Gaila.
fanfiction  fandom:ST:AOS  gen  humor  character:Gaila  author:Igrockspock 
december 2009 by sosaith
Tumbling With A Safety Net
Summary: Spock couldn't say no to becoming best friends with him if he saved Spock's relationship.
fanfiction  fandom:ST:AOS  pairing:Kirk/Sulu  pairing:Spock/Uhura  humor  author:Bridget_McKennitt 
december 2009 by sosaith
ken ... anu yecholim.
Seven hundred words of cathartic Californian bipartisan election fic. Shawn/Gus with cameos.
fanfiction  fandom:Psych  humor  gen  pairing:Shawn/Gus  author:Nextian 
december 2009 by sosaith
Baby David Marcus
TL;DR: K/S baby!fic featuring David Marcus; try not to kill Carol; overprotective Daddy!Spock; PURE FLUFF.
fanfiction  fandom:ST:AOS  pairing:Kirk/Spock  kidfic  humor  gen  author:truthwritaslies 
august 2009 by sosaith
girl!kirk/girls
"So, Lieutenant, I have boobs now" and "James T. Kirk Does Not Believe in the No-Lesbian Scenario"
fanfiction  fandom:ST:AOS  character:Kirk  pairing:Kirk/Chapel  humor  genderswap  anonymous  femmeslash 
august 2009 by sosaith
5+1: I Wanna Hold Your Hand
I want to see it from the POV of those other Vulcans. Spock touches his beloved's hand and they see Spock playing with himself while proposing a blow job etc. :)
fanfiction  slash  first-time  fandom:ST:AOS  pairing:Kirk/Spock  humor  5x  character:Sarek  author:proudcockatrice 
august 2009 by sosaith
When I Was Invincible
If you don't want to wind up in parallel universes, stop beaming up during ion storms.
fanfiction  fandom:ST:AOS  fandom:ST:TOS  character:Kirk  humor  gen  author:robanybody 
august 2009 by sosaith
Hippocrates Never Had to Put Up with This Shit
And despite all the grumbling, Bones realizes soon enough how awesome it is to have Spock as his aid.
fanfiction  fandom:ST:AOS  pairing:Spock/McCoy  humor  5x  anonymous  gen  character:McCoy  character:Spock 
july 2009 by sosaith
On Rotation
Eventually the crew realizes that the "Who's keeping the captain busy tonight?" rotation has become "Who's getting busy with the captain tonight?" rotation. Strangely, nobody really minds.
fanfiction  fandom:ST:AOS  threesome  orgy  pairing:Kirk/everybody  het  slash  humor  author:flit_st_fanfic 
july 2009 by sosaith
Shawn, Gus, and the Zombie Apocalypse
He tossed Shawn and Gus each a bulletproof vest, which wasn't really that great since the zombies weren't exactly going to be shooting them. They were more likely to just throw bullets at them before charging in for the kill. Whatever had been in those nuclear detonations had sure turned people stupid.
fanfiction  fandom:Psych  gen  humor  author:astrangerenters 
february 2009 by sosaith
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss
Sam raises an eyebrow and offers a tentative, "Oh." Gently, he disentangles Dean's fingers from his shirtfront. "It's okay," he says, reassuringly, and turns the faucet on, hard and fast. The stream of water quickly swallows the globs of semen down the plughole. Sam flashes Dean a soothing smile. "All gone. Next time, use a tissue or something? Don't… don't put it in your mouth, 'kay?"
fandom:SPN  fanfiction  pairing:Sam/Dean  first-time  crack  humor  kink  author:fleshflutter 
december 2008 by sosaith
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