Kings And Queens - Anonymous
In fleeing the Red Keep, Sansa takes a secret passage through an old wardrobe and winds up somewhere else entirely.
'fanfic  "crossover  -narnia  -gameofthrones  $gen  :2k-10k  @anonymous  *sansa  *tumnus  *peter  *susan  *edmund  *lucy 
3 days ago
Harry Potter And The Summer At Grimmauld Place - Anonymous
When Sirius turns Peter Pettigrew in, suddenly he’s free. Harry’s more than happy to leave the Dursley’s no matter what living with Sirius Black might be like.
'fanfic  "au  -harrypotter  *harry  *sirius  *remus  $gen  :2k-10k  @anonymous 
3 days ago
Signature Color - Anonymous
“Every day,” Elle continued, “we boldly go out to face strange new corners of the galaxy, and you look your best, and what do I look like? A blonde satsuma.”

“It’s not that bad.”

“In civilian clothes, I am a force to be reckoned with. I can even make the dress uniforms work. But this—” Elle moved her hand up and down incredulously, indicating the soft, command gold fabric of her standard Starfleet gear. “I look pasty. And orange. At the same time. Something has got to be done about this.”
'fanfic  "crossover  -startrek  -legallyblonde  +elle/vivian  $femslash  :2k-10k  @anonymous 
3 days ago
How to Make Linked Footnotes on AO3 - teekettle
While AO3 has a way to click to see notes at the end, this tutorial is how you can not only have your viewers click to view certain notes, but also click back to where they had been reading before. We don’t even need to use a workskin for this, but just an implementation of simple anchor links. So whether you have a lot of references in your work or just want to let your inner Pratchett* loose, this is how you do it.
6 days ago
Authentic German Potato Salad Recipe - Allrecipes.com
3 cups diced peeled potatoes
4 slices bacon
1 small onion, diced
1/4 cup white vinegar
2 Tbsp water
1.5 Tbsp white sugar
1 tsp salt
Ground black pepper
Generous amounts of fresh parsley

Boil potatoes until cooked, peel and chop and let cool. Fry bacon and cut into little bits, retaining grease. Chop parsley. Put potato and bacon and parsley in a bowl.

Cook onion in bacon grease until browned. Add the vinegar, water, sugar, salt and pepper to the pan and bring to a boil. Pour over other ingredients and mix together thoroughly. Serve warm or cold.

(my recipe above has alterations from the link: cuts sugar in half, and adds extra parsley)
[recipe-delicious]  [salad]  [maindish] 
6 days ago
The Moon Is Not a Battlefield - Indrapramit Das
I was actually born on Earth, not far above sea level, in the Greater Kolkata Megapolis. My parents gave me away to the Government of India when I was still a small child, in exchange for enough money for them to live off frugally for a year—an unimaginable amount of wealth for two Dalit street-dwellers who scraped shit out of sewers for a living, and scavenged garbage for recycling—sewers sagging with centuries worth of shit, garbage heaps like mountains. There was another child I played with the most in our slum. The government took her as well. Of the few memories I have left of those early days on Earth, the ones of us playing are clearest, more than the ones of my parents, because they weren’t around much. But she was always there. She’d bring me hot jalebis snatched from the hands of hapless pedestrians, her hands covered in syrup, and we’d share them. We used to climb and run along the huge sea wall that holds back the rising Bay of Bengal, and spit in the churning sea. I haven’t seen the sea since, except from space—that roiling mass of water feels like a dream. So do those days, with the child who would become the soldier most often by my side. The government told our parents that they would cleanse us of our names, our untouchability, give us a chance to lead noble lives as astral defenders of the Republic of India. Of course they gave us away. I don’t blame them. Aditi never blamed hers, either. That was the name my friend was given by the Army. You’ve met her. We were told our new names before training even began. Single-names, always. Usually from the Mahabharata or Ramayana, we realized later. I don’t remember the name my parents gave me. I never asked Aditi if she remembered hers.
'fiction  -profic  ^feelings  ^ouchy  ^interesting  $gen  @indrapramitdas  :2k-10k 
6 days ago
Dave’s Head - Suzanne Palmer
I know what Dave wants even before he says it, before I’ve even taken off my stupid work cap or thrown my keys on top of the pile of crap beside the door. He’s taken his head off again, somehow, and I never can figure how he does it with no thumbs or even fingers, and I know my uncle didn’t help, but there it is on the rug waiting for me, Dave’s head, and he opens his gigantic mouth wide and looks at me with his big, brown fake eyes, and says, “Road trip?”

“I’m a senior porter now,” I say. “I can’t just skip work.” This is true.

“I looked at your schedule on the fridge. Your next shift isn’t until Tuesday,” Dave says. This is also true. “So, road trip?”

“You know I can’t leave Uncle Marty alone that long,” I say.

Deeply weird and doesn't explain everything but it's great
'fiction  -profic  @suzannepalmer  $gen  :2k-10k 
6 days ago
A Bird, a Song, a Revolution - Brooke Bolander
Before the flute is a flute, it is a bird. This is the first act of magic. This is the first lesson the girl learns, when the world is still young and shaggy-coated with lingering winter. Sometimes things can be other things. An axehead hides in a chunk of flint. Before it is a meal, a mammoth is a squealing calf tagging along behind its mother. A fox is a white spirit barking curses until an arrow finds it and turns it into a friend that shields your ears from the wind’s teeth.

And before it is a flute, a bird is a song lodged in a treetop.
'fiction  -profic  $gen  "musician  :2k-10k  @brookebolander 
6 days ago
pull me closer - susiecarter
Diana feared for a moment that it would not work—that the light of her power wasn't enough, and the ice would never melt.

But then the first splintering crack reached her ears, and a moment later the wall of it before her had cracked, shattered; pieces broke off and slid away, the ice splitting deeper and deeper, still reflecting with red-gold shimmers of light. And then, all at once, a series of gasps, ragged startled half-drawn breaths—and Lois coughed.
'fanfic  -dcu  +diana/lois  $femslash  @susiecarter  :2k-10k  ^feelings 
10 days ago
Combination Lock - shukyou
Eli was just about to give up on the evening when the cops arrived.

A collective groan rose through the patronage as the lights in the bar snapped full up and a little joke of an air raid siren began to wail from over the bar. Eli glanced down at his watch before he remembered that he wasn’t wearing one tonight — or much of anything else, for that matter. He shifted his wig a little more securely into place, though he didn’t think it helped the illusion much, not at this hour, not after this many beers. Shit, why hadn’t he tried a little harder tonight? Maybe he could have passed as someone’s little sister, tagging along for a night on the town!

Yes, Eli thought, because homosexuals brought their little sisters along with them to the bars all the time. The place was practically overrun with them. No faggots here, officers, just a bunch of little sisters out past curfew. He wondered how many palms the owners would have to grease to make the cops believe that.
'fiction  -originalfic  @shukyou  $dudeslash  :10k-20k  "crossdressing  "historical 
10 days ago
every choice a thousand times - knight_tracer, lady_ragnell
Chirrut and Baze die and wake up in the Jedhan desert on the day the Empire rises. They have twenty years to make sure it all happens better this time.

I continue in my endless love for star wars fic where character(s) are sent back in time to make things better
'fanfic  -starwars  +baze/chirrut  "timetravel  *bodhi  *jyn  *cassian  *k2so  :20k-30k  @knight_tracer  @lady_ragnell  $dudeslash 
10 days ago
Oh! You Pretty Things - CloudAtlas
Clint wasn't available to be Kate's fake date for this awful dinner party so, like any self respecting adult, Kate advertised on Craigslist for one.
'fanfic  -avengers  +america/kate  $femslash  :2k-10k  "pretendrelationship  @cloudatlas 
10 days ago
1-800-CAPTAIN - lovelunarchron
Desperate to not be alone again for the holidays, Cress hires a man to pose as her boyfriend for her family's annual Christmas celebration.
'fanfic  "au  "christmas  #  "pretendrelationship  -lunarchronicles  +carswell/cress  $het  :>100k  @lovelunarchron 
10 days ago
Falser Than Vows Made in Wine - queenofchildren
In which Romeo and Juliet try to be impulsive and romantic, Rosaline and Benvolio get drunk and stupid, and what happens in Vegas... does NOT stay in Vegas.

this appears to be fanfic of a canon source that is itself a modern au of Romeo & Juliet? But it works just fine if you only know the original shakespeare
'fanfic  -romeoandjuliet  "au  "modern  "accidentalmarriage  "pretendrelationship  +benvolio/rosaline  :40k-100k  $het  @queenofchildren 
12 days ago
You Could Call It Love - toyhto
If marrying Spock is what it’s going to take to get them both back on Enterprise for another five-year mission, then Jim Kirk damn well is going to marry Spock.
'fanfic  -startrek_tos  +kirk/spock  "marriageofconvenience  "pretendrelationship  :40k-100k  $dudeslash  @toyhto 
12 days ago
only fools rush in - andromeda3116
"Jyn talked herself into a corner with her grandma," Han explained. "Now she needs a fake boyfriend for Christmas."

"Why doesn't Cassian do it?" Luke asked, and Jyn scowled at him.

[In which Jyn, in an attempt to get her mother's overbearing, gossipy, and traditional family off her back for one freaking Christmas, conscripts Cassian to join her as her (fake) boyfriend for the whole week in England. Shamelessly, wildly, gleefully AU.]

Feels more like origfic bc it's so far divorced from canon, but I enjoyed it regardless
"au  "pretendrelationship  "modern  'fanfic  -starwars  +cassian/jyn  :40k-100k  $het  @andromeda3116 
12 days ago
Star Power - TurtleTotem
Damen Vasileus, lead singer of rock band Akielos, is struggling to wrest control of the band from his brother and ex-fiancee. Laurent de Vere, highly acclaimed child star trying to transition to an adult career, is having a PR crisis after spitting on a co-star. A new romance would make Jokaste jealous and soften Laurent's image; maybe they can help each other out…
I'm honestly pleasantly surprised by the lyrics to Damen's band's songs, like, I'd listen to some of those
'fanfic  "au  "musician  "actor  "pretendrelationship  :40k-100k  -captiveprince  +damen/laurent  @turtletotem  $dudeslash 
12 days ago
Hang With You for A Minute - SassySnowperson (DramaticEntrance)
Bodhi's by himself in a bar when his worst ex-boyfriend walks through the door. He scrambles for the closest friendly face.
'fanfic  ^adorbs  "au  "musician  "pretendrelationship  -starwars  +bodhi/luke  :2k-10k  @dramaticentrance  $dudeslash 
12 days ago
Every Wise Man's Son - the_glow_worm
Long before William Laurence lost his memory, before treason, and exile, and journeys across the face of the world, John Granby loved him.
'fanfic  -temeraire  +granby/laurence  $dudeslash  :2k-10k  @the_glow_worm 
12 days ago
Borrower - Cislyn Smith
If you want to meet superheroes
there are plenty of places to go
bars and clubs and that one diner down on fifth
and news stations of course
always those
so that’s where she goes
she’ll be the secretary
or the office assistant
she’ll be the person stocking the vending machine
'poetry  "superpowers  @cislynsmith 
12 days ago
I'll Be Strong - am-i-beast-or-beauty
I’ve thought of Raleigh and Mako ever since I first started listening to this song. And I finally sat down and did something about it. Not all fights are physical. On a daily basis many of us are fighting our pasts, or fighting aspects of ourselves that would tear us down if we let them.
'vid  -pacificrim  *mako  *raleigh  $gen  @am-i-beast-or-beauty 
12 days ago
Pressure Cooker Thai Peanut Chicken & Noodles
3 chicken breasts
3/4 cup chicken broth (water + bouillon)
1/2 bag stir-fry rice noodles
1 cup snap peas
3/4 cup coconut milk
1/2 cup peanut butter
2 Tbsp sesame oil
1/4 cup lime juice
2 Tbsp soy sauce
Red pepper flakes
1 Tbsp rice wine vinegar
1 Tbsp brown sugar
1/4 tsp ground ginger

Mix in a bowl all the ingredients from coconut milk down (a whisk works fine, a blender works great). Put this sauce and the chicken in the instant pot, cook on high pressure 12 minutes with instant release. May need extra time if chicken is frozen all together in one big lump. While this is cooking, saute the snap peas on the stove. When instant pot finishes, remove chicken and shred it. To the sauce, add the noodles and ensure all of the dry noodles are submerged in sauce. Change the settings to slow cooker (normal), and cook for 10 minutes or until the noodles are soft but firm. OR if you get the really thin rice noodles, just submerge the noodles in the sauce and poke at it till cooked, just a minute or two. When noodles are done, add the peas and chicken back in and stir it all up together.

Would be good without the chicken too, in which case instant pot is unnecessary.
[instantpot]  [recipe-delicious]  [maindish] 
12 days ago
Spicy Instant Pot Thai Chicken Curry | Sweet Peas and Saffron
3 chicken breasts
600ml coconut cream
3 Tbsp thai red curry paste
6 cups worth of veggies (eggplant, bell peppers, sweet onion)
4.5 Tbsp fish sauce
2 Tbsp brown sugar
1.5 Tbsp lime juice
1.5 cups rice

Combine chicken, coconut milk, curry paste, fish sauce, and sugar in instant pot. Cook high pressure 8 minutes then quick release. If chicken is from frozen and all in one big chunk, may take longer to cook through. Meanwhile, fry vegetables in oil in a pan on stove. When chicken mix is done cooking, slice the chicken and add it back in and add the cooked vegetables as well. Serve with rice. Works fine with extra coconut milk, creating a soupier experience.
[instantpot]  [maindish]  [recipe-delicious] 
12 days ago
Instant Pot Beef Stew - A Healthy and Hearty Slow Cooker Stew Recipe
1.5 lb stewing beef
4 medium potatoes
4 medium carrots
2 ribs celery
1 onion
3-4 cloves garlic
1 can tomato paste
2 Tbsp Balsamic vinegar
1-2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
4-5 cups beef broth (water + bouillon)
2.5 tsp Italian seasoning
Salt & pepper to taste
1/3 cup flour for thickening

Mix together flour, salt, pepper, Italian seasoning. Mix with meat (chopped to bite-size) till well coated. Then dump this mixture along with everything else (chopped to appropriate size) into instant pot. Cook on slow-cooker high setting all day, or cook 20 min high pressure with 15 min natural release.
[recipe-delicious]  [instantpot]  [maindish]  [soup] 
12 days ago
Galactic Response Time - SassySnowperson (DramaticEntrance)
All the OTHER times Nick Fury texted Carol Danvers.

May 4th, 2012

Get your ASS over here there is an INVASION. Aliens are coming out of the SKY HELP US

May 10th, 2012

"Invasion, Fury, the word you used was invasion! I made it across three quarters of the galaxy in six days! Where are the aliens?"
'fanfic  -avengers  *carol  *fury  $gen  :2k-10k  @dramaticentrance 
13 days ago
A Fair Return - thingswithwings
So, as a queer person who grew up in rural Canada and had my queer revelations a little later in life than some, I found myself having a lot of feelings about Patrick. This fic is my attempt to write those feelings down. I hope you like it.

this is my THIRD TIME attempting to actually successfully save this bookmark so this attempt at writing my feelings might be a little more curtailed, sigh.

Excellent queer rural cdn content, excellent queer community & friendship, excellent relationship stuff. One major annoyance: storybeats covered in show are skimmed over in fic, bc the reader's assumed to have seen the show. As someone who hasn't actually watched the show, this meant that some relatively important moments in the fic have their pacing feel all wrong because things are summed up and moved beyond way too quickly. Still v good tho
'fanfic  -schitt'screek  +david/patrick  "friendship  "canada  $dudeslash  :>100k  @thingswithwings 
24 days ago
Stone and Sand Verse - SassySnowperson (DramaticEntrance)
The war is over and Bodhi Rook has been away from Jedha for too long. It’s time to go home. He winds up with an unexpected passenger.

A love story between two people and a place, about all the different meanings of home.

(and then a sequel about finding & rescuing Rey, and then a meta post describing the events that led to this au)

Series consists of:
Stone and Sand
Different Deserts
For Those That Read Stone and Sand
'fanfic  -starwars  "au  $dudeslash  $gen  +bodhi/luke  *rey  ^good  :40k-100k  @dramaticentrance 
4 weeks ago
Rey and the Lightsaber - SassySnowperson (DramaticEntrance)
Rey has a plan. Get to Ahch-To. Find the lightsaber. Get off Ahch-To forever.

This plan is foiled by a group of judgemental fish nuns.

A story of complicated emotions, unimpressed aquatic aliens, and fixing what you can.
'fanfic  -starwars  *rey  *luke  :2k-10k  $gen  @dramaticentrance 
4 weeks ago
Six Hours to LaGuardia - SassySnowperson (DramaticEntrance)
"Just got my replacement First Officer. It's Poe Dameron."

"You don't sound thrilled."

"It'll be fine. Just…I've met him at a few of the company mixers and"—Luke cleared his throat, heat on his cheeks—"He has been...aggressively flirtatious, in the past. That's going to be fun to manage."

"You know you could just go for it." Bodhi tone turned teasing, Luke could picture his sly smile as clearly as if Luke were standing in front of him.
'fanfic  "au  "modern  "pilot  -starwars  @dramaticentrance  +luke/poe  :10k-20k  $dudeslash 
4 weeks ago
Marriage, and Other Unorthodox Solutions - SassySnowperson (DramaticEntrance)
Luke Skywalker's parents are never going to be able to afford the college of his dreams. Luke resigns himself to community college. His best friend, Wedge, has a different idea.
Mind still scrambling for some sort of solution, Wedge asked, "Marriage? It's legal for you to get married."

"And thank God for that." Luke rolled his eyes. "I don't know if you've noticed, buddy, but supreme court decision aside, there's not a lot of options for gay guys around here. Besides, how does that pitch go, marry me for the student loan debt?"

"Okay," Wedge responded.
'fanfic  "au  "college  "modern  ^adorbs  "marriageofconvenience  "pretendrelationship  +luke/wedge  -starwars  @dramaticentrance  $dudeslash  :20k-30k 
4 weeks ago
Keep Coming Back - SassySnowperson (DramaticEntrance)
Rey never expected that Han and Chewbacca would keep coming back.
'fanfic  -starwars  "au  *rey  *han  *chewbacca  ^yeah  :2k-10k  @dramaticentrance  $gen 
4 weeks ago
New Lands for the Living - SassySnowperson (DramaticEntrance)
The war is over, and nobody won. With the galaxy on the verge of destruction, Poe Dameron hatches a desperate plan—go back in time.

But Poe's plan quickly goes awry, and he finds himself on the run from local authorities. The only plan to keep him safe is…extreme, to say the least.
"Can't get you citizenship documents," the man muttered, his voice clearer now that it wasn't muffled by the scarf. Poe took a deep breath and forced himself to think. He looked back at his would-be rescuer.

Who was shoving the scarf back from the top his head, revealing a face that Poe knew. That lots of people knew. Kriff, that everyone knew, trillions upon trillions of sapients in the galaxy would recognize that face.

Luke Skywalker—as fresh-faced and young as the day he became the successful destroyer of the Death Star—was standing in front of him.


"Need a land grant to get a moisture farmer licence, can't even get you a travel visa without citizenship documents…Hm," the legend said, sighing. "Yeah. I think we're going to have to get married."
I loved this fic so much that I read it twice in one week despite its length
'fanfic  -starwars  +luke/poe  $dudeslash  "timetravel  "pretendrelationship  "marriageofconvenience  ^excellent  ^feelings  :40k-100k  @dramaticentrance 
4 weeks ago
Small Favors - susiecarter
Bruce doesn't exactly intend to start doing nice things for Clark. But once he has, he can't stop—and maybe Clark doesn't want him to try.
'fanfic  -dcu  +bruce/clark  :2k-10k  @susiecarter  $dudeslash  ^feelings 
4 weeks ago
it's the light (it's the obstacle that casts it) - Handful_of_Silence
It's like having a curtain pulled back on something he wasn't expecting to see. A surprise punch-and-judy at an up-scale restaurant, a lobster thermidor when he's ordered an ale.

Crowley's gleefully trying to wrap his head around the fact that Aziraphale is speaking Polari. Because of course he is.

Or: The Patron Saint of London's LGBT Community is real, and he lives in Soho.
'fanfic  -goodomens  "language  +aziraphale/crowley  $dudeslash  :2k-10k  @handful_of_silence 
4 weeks ago
Turn From Stone - harryromper
Something happened in the hours after the final battle, after the evacuation of the living and the dead. As the last of the survivors left the castle, and as the castle itself turned its wounded back on them all. The loss of Hogwarts has been felt by their entire community. And it’s something that needs to be put right.

Harry knows there’s nothing he can do to stop Hermione (war hero, historian, author of the reissued “Hogwarts: A History”) once she sets her mind to something. Even an extremely risky last-ditch effort to restore the ancient castle and lay its newest ghosts to rest. What he wasn’t counting on was her insistence that Draco Malfoy be part of the plan.

in the earlier parts of the fic it seemed like it might be a ron-bashing fic, but it turns out not to, just one that's more willing to show characters' flaws -- but then in the end it felt unbalanced between Ron and Hermione's choices and Harry's in terms of the degree of unfortunate behaviour they'd been exhibiting towards friends. Still overall super good fic though
'fanfic  -harrypotter  ^intense  ^evocative  +hermione/ron  +draco/harry  +hannah/neville  *luna  $dudeslash  @harryromper  :40k-100k 
4 weeks ago
Time Share - thingswithwings
“I see his dreams. A cure for me.” Hulk blows out a breath. He hates Banner so fucking much.

“That’s bullshit,” Angry Girl says. “I wouldn’t let that happen. Fuck that. I’d beat the shit out of him and bring you back.”

Hulk looks over at her. He can feel the idea, just out of reach. She looks back, turning her head in a way that means a question. Hulk knows things like that now. She’s the one who taught him.

oh my god??
'fanfic  -marvel  +bruce/valkyrie  +hulk&valkyrie  :10k-20k  @thingswithwings  $het  ^yeah 
4 weeks ago
Practice Makes Perfect. - Anonymous
Ivan knew better than to accidentally marry Gregor Vorbarra. He absolutely, absolutely knew better. But that still didn't stop it from happening.
this is delightful as is but also I would LOVE to read about what happens next!!
'fanfic  "accidentalmarriage  -vorkosigan  +gregor/ivan  $dudeslash  :500-2k  @anonymous 
5 weeks ago
If Love Is Real, So Are Fairies - Cynthia So
there was a time when i, viciously
in love with you, started believing
that there was a being, a living
conductor of our feelings,
like a—a fairy, i suppose, winged,
tiny, invisible to the human eye
but wondrously fast and glittering,
'poetry  @cynthiaso  ^lovely 
5 weeks ago
The Way to a Man's Heart (is through his tongue) - ricekrispyjoints
After Yuuri moves to St Petersburg, he decides that learning to speak Russian is an important step in his relationship with Viktor.

Russian may be tough, but Yuuri will be tougher.

'fanfic  -yurionice  "language  $dudeslash  +viktor/yuuri  :2k-10k  @ricekrispyjoints 
5 weeks ago
Crowned in Silver - Adelth
"Anonymous asked:

Okay friend, here’s a fun idea. YOI AU where everything is the same, but Viktor never cut his hair."

that's....literally all this is, yup, and for some reason I'm here for it
'fanfic  -yurionice  "hair  "au  +viktor/yuuri  $dudeslash  :2k-10k  @adelth 
5 weeks ago
On the Impurity of Dragon-kind - Marie Brennan
Most boys in my position—or rather, most newly-minted young men—choose to discourse upon a familiar subject, such as the origin of our sacred holidays. But as many of you know, my mother is Lady Trent, the dragon naturalist. As such, I find myself drawn instead to a passage from the Book of Priests, on the impurity of dragon-kind.
'fiction  -profic  -memoirsofladytrent  @mariebrennan  "religion  $gen  :2k-10k 
5 weeks ago
A Myriad of Possibilities - xtwilightzx (blackidyll)
(Canon-divergence. The Nishigori triplets never upload Yuuri's rendition of Stammi Vicino online. Yuuri buys himself time to decide whether he wants to stay on the ice or retire by joining Minami Kenjirou's team as an assistant coach.

Victor never hears from the beautiful Japanese skater after Sochi. He choreographs On Love: Eros because he can’t quite let go, but it’s getting harder to push himself on the ice and the cracks are starting to show.

Two lost individuals take a different route to find love and life, but they eventually get there all the same.)
I really liked the dynamics between Yuuri and Minami and Minami's coach and wished it had continued to be a strong theme as the fic went towards its end, but the other things the fic is doing are good too
'fanfic  -yurionice  +viktor/yuuri  *minami  :40k-100k  @blackidyll  $dudeslash  "au  "coach 
5 weeks ago
Catalysis - Theobule (Saathi1013)
When UNCLE learns of a chemical weapons laboratory in the French Antilles, Gaby, Illya, and Napoleon are dispatched to investigate and shut it down if at all possible. They discover that THRUSH's scientists are developing an extremely powerful aphrodisiac - and their mission doesn't quite go as planned.

Basically: sex pollen.
'fanfic  -manfromUNCLE2015  +gaby/illya/napoleon  :2k-10k  @saathi1013  $poly  $multi  "sexpollen 
5 weeks ago
Regret, Return, Reignite - Audrey R. Hollis
She stood before the judges in the dim light, Justine just to her left. Lyra pulled a sheaf of paper from her pockets. Their marriage certificate. Proof of cohabitation. Sheet music for the nocturne.

“I’ve come to ask safe passage for myself and my wife to the realm of the living,” Lyra said. Her voice was loud in the chamber and she did not let it shake.
'fiction  -profic  $femslash  "death  :2k-10k  @audreyrhollis 
6 weeks ago
The World Turned Upside Down - mardia
Years into the future, magic has been revealed to the world, and Peter has the responsibility of testifying at the public inquiry to explain the inner workings of the Folly. He's dealing...about as well as can be expected.
'fanfic  -riversoflondon  +beverley/peter  *thomas  :2k-10k  "god  $het  @mardia 
6 weeks ago
it's a new craze - attheborder
CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.


Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
'fanfic  -goodomens  ^omg  "outsidepov  "unusualformat  +aziraphale/crowley  :2k-10k  $dudeslash  @attheborder 
6 weeks ago
The Thing About Apple Cottage - lyricwritesprose
There's a cottage by the sea where the children like to go. Sometimes it's for ice cream, sometimes it's for a listening ear, sometimes when something goes disastrously wrong.
'fanfic  -goodomens  +aziraphale/crowley  *oc  "outsidepov  :2k-10k  @lyricwritesprose  $dudeslash 
6 weeks ago
a lot - susiecarter
Bruce and Clark deal with kryptonite, get a coffee, are undercover, share a bed, face off against some tentacles, have feelings about holograms, and dream together.

Or: six times Superbat didn't quite happen, plus the time it finally did. (Written for Superbat Week 2019.)
'fanfic  -dcu  +bruce/clark  :10k-20k  "undercover  "tentacles  "virtualreality  @susiecarter  # 
6 weeks ago
remember me love when i'm reborn - magneticwave

Jaime Lannister’s historical epic, starring Joffrey Baratheon as Aegon Targaryen and Margarey Tyrell as Queen Sansa, broke box office records last week with the largest opening weekend in history. The Lion Hand Studios production netted a whopping $400 million dragons in the domestic box office and shows no sign of slowing down any time soon. The film made headlines three months ago when the movie’s stars announced their romantic relationship on the heels of the dissolution of Baratheon’s engagement with Sansa Stark, who penned the script. Although Baratheon claimed the split with Stark was amicable, sources close to the former couple insist it was anything but. “Joffrey wanted someone to make him famous, and as soon as Sansa wrote a movie for him that did just that, he left her in the dirt.”

Didn't grab me right away but really enjoyed it once it got past the epistolary stuff
'fanfic  "au  "modern  -gameofthrones  +jon/sansa  $het  :10k-20k  @magneticwave 
6 weeks ago
presumption of facts - cyranothe2nd
After his secret is out, Julian thinks he should feel guiltier. After all, he has been lying to everyone he knows for more than two decades. But, to his great surprise, no one seems to care. His friends—with one notable exception—have been understanding and accommodating.

It is that exception who has just now cancelled another lunch date.
'fanfic  -startrek_ds9  +bashir/garak  $dudeslash  :10k-20k  @cyranothe2nd 
6 weeks ago
The Rose of Terok Nor - cicak
It's five years after the war and everyone's talking about the hottest new publishing sensation out of Cardassia, The Rose of Terok Nor.

In which roses don't shine, spelling over instant messenger is still fraught, limited edition art books are acquired, and it's all true, especially the lies.
'fanfic  -startrek_ds9  +bashir/garak  $dudeslash  :10k-20k  @cicak 
6 weeks ago
Temptation - AlphaCygni
What might have been if Julian Bashir had not “mistaken” a preganglionic fiber for a postganglionic nerve.

A canon divergent Garak/Bashir meeting for the Deadly Sins G/Bfest.
'fanfic  -startrek_ds9  +bashir/garak  "au  :2k-10k  @alphacygni  $dudeslash 
6 weeks ago
The Swindle - ConceptaDecency
Cardassia is not always welcoming to its Federation helpers. Garak tries to smooth its rough edges.
'fanfic  -startrek_ds9  +bashir/garak  :2k-10k  @conceptadecency  $dudeslash 
6 weeks ago
head over heels - derekmaliknurse
Everyone in Harry’s life thinks he’s engaged to Malfoy. The solution to this is not pretending to date Malfoy, but here he is doing that anyway.
'fanfic  -harrypotter  +draco/harry  "pretendrelationship  $dudeslash  :20k-30k  @derekmaliknurse 
6 weeks ago
Death and Passage - Alona
Thom survives the Coronation Day attack. It's hard to say whether this causes more problems for him or Alanna.
'fanfic  -tortall  *alanna  *thom  $gen  :10k-20k  @alona  "au 
6 weeks ago
ask, and ye shall receive - Ariaste
Smite me, Crowley thinks one day, about three or four days into the Beginning of the World. He feels rather daring about it, especially when God doesn’t answer. Puts a bit of a swagger in his slither.

I don't know that it really works for me if I think about it, but I'm charmed nonetheless
'fanfic  -goodomens  +aziraphale/crowley  *god  :<500  $dudeslash  @ariaste 
6 weeks ago
coconut powder reconstitution
190 ml water plus 1/2 cup powder is 1 cup coconut milk

165 ml water plus 3/4 cup powder is 1 cup coconut cream
[recipe-delicious]  'resource  from notes
6 weeks ago
So You Need To Get Into A.Z. Fell & Co.; Now What? (A Guide For Unfortunate Bookworms) - arkhamcycle
London’s antique enthusiasts and rare lit nerds alike know that if you’re looking for a specific vintage or antique book, you have a good chance of ending up in A.Z. Fell & Co. as a last resort. And if you’ve ever been in (or are currently in) this predicament, you know how much of an absolute nightmare it is trying to even get in the door. Luckily, this handy guide, the fruit of a months-long collaborative effort to create the perfect formula for gaming the A.Z. Fell system, will tell you everything you need to know, complete with a comprehensive breakdown of what, exactly, the opening hours are. Compiled by pageknight and inky of the Rare Antique Forums.
'fanfic  "outsidepov  $gen  *aziraphale  -goodomens  :500-2k  @arkhamcycle 
7 weeks ago
31 Flavors. - Lanna Michaels (lannamichaels)
There are only two ways a child can go with a name like Warlock Lovecraft Faustus Dowling, and War had chosen the other one.

-goodomens  'fanfic  *warlock  *adam  *greasyjohnson  :2k-10k  $gen  @lannamichaels  ^yep 
7 weeks ago
Gridwatch | Web App
allows you to see at any given moment the sources for power generation by percentage in Ontario
'resource  -reallife 
7 weeks ago
The Norwegian Civil War - copperbadge
It had never been Aziraphale's intention to found a sort of secret society of angry angels. Certainly he'd never imagined he might run a halfway house on Earth for them.
'fanfic  -goodomens  *aziraphale  *crowley  *uriel  :2k-10k  $gen  @copperbadge 
8 weeks ago
A Nanny? In MY Summoning Circle? - pukner
(it's more likely than you think)

Warlock "Lockie" Dowling summons a demon.

Or, he buys a book off a suspiciously familiar bookseller and is convinced into demon summoning.

It goes about as well as you'd expect.

'fanfic  ^delightful  -goodomens  *warlock  *aziraphale  *crowley  *oc  $gen  :10k-20k  @pukner 
8 weeks ago
Higher - Elvenarcher3
They try to keep me down but I just get higher
'vid  -captainmarvel  *carol  @elvenarcher3  $gen  -avengers 
8 weeks ago
Advice From a Tree - Zetared
Told to “go up there and start some trouble,” Crowley bypasses humanity and goes straight for an angel: The Guardian of the Eastern Gate. An AU.

(Book canon, but TV canon references are there)

oh my gosh???
'fanfic  ^interesting  -goodomens  +aziraphale/crowley  "au  :2k-10k  @zetared 
8 weeks ago
Family by Association - otherhawk
Warlock Dowling is over-dramatic, insecure and inclined towards running away, which makes sense since he was primarily raised by a certain over-dramatic demon. After the apocalypse Warlock heads home to England to find his nanny.
'fanfic  -goodomens  $gen  *warlock  *crowley  :2k-10k  @otherhawk 
8 weeks ago
Jeeves and the Tarte aux Pommes - scioscribe
Wherein Bertie tries to be Jeeves's ideal gentleman, resulting in mixed metaphors, a Shakespearean book club, ties sabotaged in reverse, romantic epiphanies, and music with the tonal quality of a dying lion.
'fanfic  #  -jeeves&wooster  +jeeves/wooster  $dudeslash  :2k-10k  @scioscribe 
8 weeks ago
Notes on a resurrection - newleaves
The plan was never to raise Sirius Black from the dead. Draco’s intentions were only ever to free him from the veil, most likely so that he could move on. It’s Harry’s actions as he entered the forest, ten years ago, which have afforded Black the prospect of life and are causing these accidents along the way…

A story about hope, courage and the act of changing state.

focus is on harry/draco but significant presence from the other characters
'fanfic  -harrypotter  +lily/james  +remus/sirius  +draco/harry  +hermione/ron  $dudeslash  :>100k  @newleaves 
8 weeks ago
Many-Hearted Dog and Heron Who Stepped Past Time - Alex Yuschik
“There is the past and the not-past,” Heron said, blood dripping from their arm onto the nightingale floor. “Which is this?”

“The not-past, you idiot.” Dog grunted as he peeled back Heron’s sleeve. He was in Heart of Storms, shoulders tense and eyes alive with lightning. With a tsk, he tore off a clean strip of bandage. “Hold still.”
I love this!??? About an undefined relationship that is nonetheless vital to the characters involved (one male, one nonbinary)
'fiction  -profic  $gen  ^excellent  :2k-10k  @alexyuschik  "timetravel 
8 weeks ago
Compassionate Simulation - Rachel Swirsky and P. H. Lee
You’re looking down—a camera is looking down—at a man labeled Joseph Meyer (Dad). You already knew that. Born 1992, Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania, currently residing in California. There’s a photograph attached to the label, but it’s wrong. It’s younger and skinnier and it has a beard. Both men are your father, but you don’t recognize either of them.

“—So, this is how it’s going to be?—”

Your father. You don’t recognize your own father.

You? How do you know? Wait. You?

No! You have to stop looping. You have to figure out what to do.
'fiction  -profic  $gen  ^ouchy  "abuse  :2k-10k  @rachelswirsky  @phlee  "ai 
8 weeks ago
Two Lilies - opalmatrix
Who would have thought that they had this much in common?
(about Susan Sowerby & Mrs Craven)
'fanfic  -thesecretgarden  *lily  *susan  $gen  :500-2k  @opalmatrix 
8 weeks ago
Begin the Begin, Over and Over - beethechange
Shane only agrees to be handcuffed to Ryan for a video because he can put up with anything for twenty-four hours. That’s the funny thing about time loops, though—they don’t always adhere to the parameters set by clickbait videos.
'fanfic  "timeloop  +ryan/shane  :30k-40k  $dudeslash  @beethechange  -buzzfeedunsolved 
8 weeks ago
Breakdown - WerewolvesAreReal
At Starbase 17 Spock becomes the victim of a shocking attack. He tries to remain unaffected, but the consequences are far-reaching.

rapefic, does NOT ship Spock with the rapist. I liked the oc!
'fanfic  "mpreg  -startrek_tos  +spock/oc  $dudeslash  :30k-40k  @werewolvesarereal 
9 weeks ago
The Deserter - Ashling
Of how much Helen knows, and all the bad decisions that follow.

Ooh I love this!
'fiction  -originalfic  ^excellent  ^interesting  $femslash  :500-2k  @ashling 
9 weeks ago
Birds of a Feather - idiopathicsmile
Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
'fanfic  #  -goodomens  +aziraphale/crowley  :2k-10k  @idiopathicsmile  $dudeslash 
9 weeks ago
Wobble - marginaliana
It came as a complete surprise to both Aziraphale and Crowley when the 'Please don't feed the birds' sign wobbled, came loose from its pole, and knocked both of them dramatically to the ground.
'fanfic  -goodomens  +aziraphale/crowley  "amnesia  $dudeslash  @marginaliana  :2k-10k 
9 weeks ago
lest they be angels in disguise - Raven (singlecrow)
Buzzfeed, July 2019, "Top Five Off-the-Wall Theories About the Scary Instagram Plant Man"
'fanfic  -goodomens  "outsidepov  +aziraphale/crowley  $dudeslash  :500-2k  @singlecrow  "epistolary 
9 weeks ago
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