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Scott Adams Blog: What Doesn't Work 08/25/2009
"Experience is a lot like pessimism. You know in advance when things are unlikely to work."
quotes  scottadams 
august 2009 by rowansimpson
Scott Adams Blog: Enjoy Life Now? 04/23/2009
Junkies have a philosophy. You have rationalizations.
life  advice  funny  scottadams  philosophy 
april 2009 by rowansimpson
Scott Adams Blog: Freedom of Speech 04/17/2009
"Freedom of speech is somewhat useless if all it does is reinforce your existing viewpoints"
freedom  rights  internet  scottadams 
april 2009 by rowansimpson
Scott Adams Blog: Your Hair is Different 03/06/2009
So here's the tip. When you see a woman who you haven't seen for a few weeks, you can pay her this compliment, and it works every time. Say, "You've done something with your hair. I like it."

The woman will feel flattered that you noticed anything beyond her hair's very existence and its degree of brownness. She might even wonder if you can be her new gay friend. But she will confirm that something is indeed different and offer many details about how it got there. You can use that time to think about your hobbies.
march 2009 by rowansimpson
Scott Adams Blog: The Credit Crunch Explained 10/01/2008
Adams' Rule of Obvious Calamities: "any calamity that is foreseeable by the public at large won't turn out so bad after all."
There are always two sides to every story.
politics  economy  scottadams 
october 2008 by rowansimpson

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