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RT : father: he's a greyhound, like on the bus
kid: wow
father: they used to race them
kid: THEY USED TO RACE BUSSES!?…
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RT : I sometimes realize pop culture items have a much shorter lifespan than most people realize, and that 60s ephemera…
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RT : Got another recruiter email, and they point me to a "company values" doc, and one of those is "care more about <com…
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RT : “Pushing regression testing to production requires not just a change in mindset, but also an overhaul in system des…
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RT : 1960: In the future, we'll be able to take a flying car to the moon

2018: We used the data from our porn site to p…
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RT : 🚨 Surprise, America! Today we're *officially* endorsing 61 more candidates across the country. 🚨 Meet them:…
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The 29 Stages Of A Twitterstorm In 2018
RT : This is very very good.

"MAGA Brexit Memelord 17" and "Jefferson P. Virgin"
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RT : When MacOS runs out of file handles, things start to get weird.
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RT : Among Tolkien’s primary concerns are human destiny, esthetics, the fate of the world (especially of the small and w…
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RT : "One player controls the suffragettes, who are attempting to gain access to the House of Commons for their protest…
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RT : This nerd-insistence that the stuff we loved as children should continue to be *for us* throughout our lives is the…
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RT : I'm just out here practicing my dance moves, when, BLAMO! A kiss right on the noggin.
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RT : NERDS: the Nintendo Labo parts are all made of cardboard, why would you pay for cardboard to play games, what if it…
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RT : “Our elaborate HQ2 PR exercise has reached some new, arbitrary round; continue to humiliate yourself so we can extr…
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RT : Pretty weird for Atlanta to list this on their incentives for the Amazon HQ
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RT : This made me laugh, but it also made me think about cell structures in revolutionary movements because I'm that typ…
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RT : “Those of you who are laughing are probably doing so because there are 175 thousand lines of code changes in this c…
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RT : I’ve seen a bunch of folks asking where young writers can get a start now after The Awl and The Hairpin are gone an…
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RT : The CRAY-1 was rated at 160 MIPS (and 5.5 tons) - The Raspberry Pi -C is 2441 MIPS and 42 gms (ie 15 x a CRAY-1 in…
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RT : We have been the most trusted source for news bloopers since 2012. We do a video for every month and th…
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RT : Saw something on my shoulder and spun around in a circle trying to swat it away before realizing it was my tattoo a…
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RT : Hard to know who to blame: The Republican House, the Republican Senate, or the Republican White House.
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RT : You’re not crazy. The married president of the United States had an affair with a porn star when his son was an inf…
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RT : Here’s a hilarious and chilling account of the ‘07 recession told as a story about the Chrysler PT Cruiser:

Shiny…
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RT : NINTENDO: Nintendo Labo is for kids and those that like kid stuff!
ADULT GAMER: Okay, but what if I don't want it?…
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RT : As a , we support all our residents.
If you are facing immediate enforcement activities, please call…
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RT : Actual footage of US Missle Warning System
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RT : 125k retweets. Provided date works with s3 shooting schedule, I will get ordained and perform ceremony. I get to…
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RT : Just doing what any girl would do if she was given a pink Power Ranger outfit
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RT : There are two websites that can assist people with triggers to know whether or not a movie is going to be something…
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RT : . tried to shield Tom Cotton with Cotton's military service and spent 24 hours getting dunked on by vete…
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RT : who fucking gives a shit riddled piece of a fuck
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RT : Meanwhile in Tobleronistan
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RT : just found out that every gritter in scotland has a name like ‘gritty gritty bang bang’ and ‘sir salter scott’ and…
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RT : This is Douglass. He occasionally bursts into song. A capuppella, if you will. 13/10 would support his dreams
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RT : "People are sick of the Federal Reserve, sick of bailouts, sick of inflation. You know what we need? Internet money…
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RT : Trump says he’s two inches taller than Obama who is 6 foot 1.

The crazy thing isn’t just that Trump lies. It’s tha…
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RT : I remember this. They used to call it “good news.”
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RT : I just released Datasette Publish - a web app that lets you upload CSVs and deploy them as a SQLite-backed browseab…
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RT : Five snakes! Not one, but... FIVE!
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RT : Before my mum passed away, she gave my dad strict instructions to water the plants in the bathroom. He's been relig…
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RT : Me: *pretends to die*

Death: (appears) hey knock it off

Me: ok…but now that you’re here, want to hit pumpkins wit…
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RT : Experience new ways to Make, Play and Discover as you build interactive creations with , powered by…
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RT : This is Coop. He dug a hole, then got stuck in it. Happens to the best of us. 13/10 someone help him
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A Complete Taxonomy of Internet Chum - The Awl
RT : Here is my favorite Awl article, and pretty much my favorite thing ever published on the internet
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RT : BREAKING: Haiti just had an emergency high court session resulting in an agreement to unseal & release documents re…
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RT : Me *taking long drag on cigarette: “Kids, funerals aren’t really for the dead you know. They’re for the living”

*2…
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RT : Met an older couple who run a construction company in Alberta.

THEM: Young ppl in Canada today are so entitled!
ME…
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RT : buying flights at reasonable prices because they keep cookies on your browser and raise them if you check back
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LABOR 10 | Dolpins - Bewegung by Dolpins | Free Listening on SoundCloud
RT : Do you like modular synths and 80s-style sad robot vocals sung in German?
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RT : Logan Paul: Here's a dead body
Youtube: Let's put it on trending

Chelsea Manning: I'm running for senate
Youtube:…
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The 1969 Easter Mass Incident
RT : I have not laughed this hard in a long, long time:
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RT : Clearly the most cyberpunk ad I've ever seen.
UK, 1997, for the Irish stout Murphy.
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RT : Yeah can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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RT : Periodic reminder that TekScopes is the biggest collection of scary-smart people I know.

me, the idiot: lol did th…
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RT : this tweet is from 2013 (clearly, lol) but I’m thinking about this again today so I’ll tell the whole story.
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RT : Thread. My mind is officially blown now.
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RT : please don't taint with politics the legacy of a man who [checks notes] was shot for trying to secure rights for a…
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RT : The thing in scifi that drives me crazy and you should really stop doing it.
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RT : Of all the stupid silicone valley nutrition shakes, this one makes me laugh the most, because someone made a produc…
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RT : I walk out of Target to the scene of a child laying motionless on the ground. I asked what was wrong and the dad sa…
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RT : The Omoshiro ("fun") Block is a note pad that excavates well-known Japanese landmarks as they're used…
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RT : My dad used to amuse himself in meetings by noting the mangled idioms of his management colleagues. Here’s some he…
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RT : Yeah the "look at us giving back because of our Tax cut" is a load of bullshit.
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RT : I'm sad that we don't get to make anymore episodes of Lady Dynamite. If you enjoyed watching it, it's probably bec…
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RT : Meet Kona. She was wondering if you need any assistance with the dishes this evening. Offered to lick them or maybe…
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RT : Every time I'm in the shower my dog stares at me, worried, and he must assume I'm upset in here (because he hates b…
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RT : Africa is a .

- 20% of population lives in poverty
- 1 in 6 go hungry every night
- 60,000 drug deaths…
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RT : My favorite headlines of the week
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RT : Dear Millenials: Here is a piece of information you may not know. The number of millenials age 18 and over (i.e., o…
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RT : This thread 👇captures why it makes me crazy every time I look at Twitter and see 5,000 jokes about/ironic uses of w…
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