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RT : I have eaten
The tide pods
That were in
The icebox

And which
You were probably
Saving
For idiots

Forgive me
Th…
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RT : These are the worst kind of NIMBY assholes. If the NYPD counterterrorism department doesn't think elevators are a t…
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RT : The same who stole a Supreme Court seat? From the same party that gave us Donald Trump? Democrats kee…
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Funny how most people who think that it’s racially divisive to call out whitesplaining when it happens are white ma…
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RT : The official Twitter account of Ireland is detailing how Winston Churchill was actually an incompetent, genocidal f…
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RT : Democrats have managed to accede to Republican demands, demoralize their energized base, give a disengaged presiden…
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Way to take advantage of the less fortunate for professional gain. I'm sure you won't use this as a…
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RT : Some people seem to think that left-wing movements need to win by constantly piling on to the issue-du-jour. It's…
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RT : I’ll be speaking ’s Beer Talks during and I’m trying to write an interesting and exciting s…
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RT : “Oh you write software? You must be so smart...”

“—Nope! It’s actually not that hard and we all Google for the ans…
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RT : Everyone: let’s get the Nazis and hate speech off of twitter

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RT : this looks like a sick concert until you realize it's a combine harvester in a cotton field
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RT : idk what stresses me out more, the fact that 26% somehow got 13 or the fact that the correct answer isnt even an op…
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RT : Republicans now have 2 shutdown positions:

1) We won’t negotiate
2) We won’t pay our troops during the shutdown l…
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RT : Today a woman told me she didn’t approve of building affordable housing in Millbrae because it was “too much change…
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RT : Me (podcast host): You’re listening to StabTown, a podcast about stabbings. You know what’s better than being stabb…
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We’re using the Certified Independent seal on our cans now. What do y’all think?
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RT : Okay, it’s been a day of arguing with broken technology and broken technologists, so it took longer than I had hope…
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RT : Here's how to dance to "Shout" without ending up on the floor:
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RT : The bidding for Amazon’s new HQ is getting even crazier.
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RT : Republicans: Eat this piece of poop

Democrats: We are not going to eat that poop

NYT: Democrats turn down free m…
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RT : check out SFPD at the women’s march
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RT : If anybody wanted to watch I Am Not Your Negro, it appears to be streaming for free on PBS!
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So proud of this team. Honored to share the stage with them at 🍵⏱ yesterday.
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For the last time, no, we’re not interested in selling so you can build another goddamn ramen taco fusion place. We…
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RT : This day was already going to be rough just with the regular calls, but that October day when I had to tell a woman…
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RT : He served in Korea, iirc. His wife initially sound so relieved that a human answered the phone. My work line was mi…
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RT : I worked for the federal government during the last shutdown. It will haunt me forever that I had to tell a woman t…
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RT : When u gotta go a company party but u pregame heavy beforehand
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Hey , I have a million dollar idea for you: please let users select an option to have a dog with them. That wa…
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and yes, if i had my medicine and didn't have to leave after waiting 30+ minutes to make it to an a…
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Alice Waters just was her own muscle to remove a vegan protestor from the Good Food Awards Stage
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I spent most of today writing Objective-C code.

To add a feature to our (internal) culinary authoring tool.

To su…
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RT : Why I don’t talk about Trump in terms of diminished cognitive capacity: It lets him off the hook. He was a bad guy…
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RT : Glad to hear the CA Water Commission holding firm on the plain language of Prop 1 to pay for public benefits, not w…
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RT : Shoutout to the diner- almost always a woman- who just hands me a card and tells her bickering friends at the table…
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RT : Even if I die in a fiery plane crash it will have been worth the opportunity to fulfill my lifelong dream of boardi…
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RT : probably because they can’t fucking drive karen
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RT : Everything Facebook does seems to be the answer to "what would someone who didn't know what they were doing do abou…
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RT : Someone: so what radicalized you
Me: Calvin and Hobbes
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RT : Bitcoins are created by “bitcoin mining”, which generates new bitcoins from the energy expended explaining bitcoin…
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your support form is broken and the "Please contact Lyft support here" link just takes me back to the brok…
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Me driving 🍙 to school this am on full blast
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another good thing about the local taproom model is it rewards brewers/owners who aren't jerks. I spend half my pay…
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New gig! Excited to be working with again. Now I gotta catch up on two years worth of pop culture.…
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RT : The were kicked out of courts in DC today for handing out informational pamphlets about how tenants…
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RT : Hey Twitter, what are your recommendations for photo apps for the iPhone X? I love the camera, but I assume there…
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RT : Giving your opposition everything they asked for is a compromise only a Democrat could love.
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Hardest problem in tech, anecdotally, having enough shitters per employee.
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You might be right. And I do just have the crossword subscription. Feels a little like splitting hairs, thou…
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RT : [1st date]

HER: I once had a rat I named Ratatouille

ME: Actually, Ratatouille was the name of a food dish, the r…
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RT : A reminder that not all environmental news is bad news. Lots of eco-trends are heading in the right direction.
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Capitalism: efficiently rewarding the most worthy and virtuous to the benefit of all
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RT : It's not ignorance. The Police Commission, SFPD, and AXON Corporation all know tasers kill and tasers enable cops t…
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Dinner for 1 is not so bad! "Tony is out of town so I just shucked and ate the whole bag of 18 oysters 😮 They were…
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RT : Welp now I’m in love with this no-bullshit horse.
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RT : is a hamburger menu a sandwich
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don't talk to me or my son ever again
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