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RT : Good luck to future historians understanding our culture
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why did you put basketballs on this
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James says that he thinks this is the “most metal” DSA Health Justice Committee sign ever. I’m inclined to agree, b…
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Happy 5 Year Anniversary to probably my best tweet ever on this ridiculous website:
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Ja we dealin with a lot today not now pls
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RT : When someone asks how white you are on a scale of 1 to 3
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The Last Conversation You’ll Need to Have About Eating Right
The Last Conversation You’ll Ever Need to Have About Eating Right
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this app had a pre-order thing which i had not seen or tried before and when it was released today it downloaded au…
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*Gets inspired
*Starts writing ‘Get Out 2’
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RT : Bay Area friends! This will be my only area book event this year: Would love to see you the…
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RT : Today, I am introducing a Postal Banking Act to give everyone access to basic banking services like checking and in…
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A competition was just announced in a room of 72 people, and the number of them who turned around to look at me rea…
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I’d argue THE trend in beer is quality. Localization is the current best method to overcome QC/QA…
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Second, people always looking for reasons to be proud of where they’re from. A cool beer from where you’re from is…
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RT : My 4 year old brought found a game in our pantry and goes “what is this?” and I go “Boggle. Want me to show you how…
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RT : Richard Spencer was born in Boston, grew up in an enormously wealthy family in Dallas, has degrees from UVA and the…
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Poop scootin’ boogie
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RT : when you just miss catching Carmen Sandiego in Washington
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the niche-est of memes

(San Diego tomorrow!! LA Thursday! San Fran Saturday!)
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Instead of publishing any more "Why I'm Leaving SF" essays, people can simply tweet the name of the startup that br…
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As someone who STILL owns a 1993 Corolla, I can confirm all of this.
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RT : Ur friend pops open a Logsdon bottle when it isn't ice cold
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WE GOT HIM! BEGIN IMPEACHMENT PROCEEDINGS!
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RT : Sea Forager CSF never serves dragged fish. Here's another good reminder of the devastating impact that trawling has…
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RT : Give me lasagna or give me death
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Forget coroutines: introducing the French version, *union* routines. You use the keyword "strike" and it stops *all…
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So DMed me this tweet and I am feeling particularly owned. 💀
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RT : Confirming the and scoop from this morning: Scott Pruitt is planning to announce a big over…
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RT : if you think somebody who does work for you should be "grateful for the exposure" please get the hell out of the ar…
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Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach and his lawyers appear to have forgotten to delete a section of a document th…
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When I start a job vs when I’ve been working there for a couple of weeks
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Everyone’s making fun of Romney’s outfit but it technically is the perfect representation of “Utah Jazz”
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RT : WARNING: nightmare levels of cringe
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But the tests are passing
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about ten years ago discovered the Crawfish Layer; the layer of the earth's surface in which hundreds…
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That feeling when you're tired and a little ornery and a mariachi band hops into the pupuseria and plays their hear…
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Was asked what I did over the weekend and told new coworkers that we played "Secret Hitler." An actual board game.…
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To be clear, this tweet is not about me.

I was already wearing shorts.
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From my social-media-free colleague:
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Yeah, the “stomach flu” ...lol
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RT : Scott Pruitt is in Georgia today. Again, EPA REFUSED to tell reporters of his planned trip. But they had a governme…
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The dude in front of me ordered my sandwich insisting he could handle heat (“yeah yeah I got this”)

Cut to him, po…
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guess which of these is a tech company and which is an oakland biker bar.
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RT : now i hërd thërë wäs
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BRAH: Something light.

ME: You mean light in color, light in ABV…?

BRAH: Both.

ME: :points: Probably that pilsne…
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BRAH: What's the girliest beer you have?

ME: Uh, well, women drink everything, ~sir~, if you could be more specifi…
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This actually happened and it was some of the most fun I've ever had as a bartender. Couple comes in, he orders a…
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Half of getting comfortable at a new job is learning how long it takes to reach the bathroom from your desk, what t…
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RT : This is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen
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shoutout to for two great experiences today. both times the bus arrived within 2 min, and the bus stops…
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Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $.…
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Sure we know who Shania Twain would’ve voted for, but I’m waiting to hear from other Canadian singers I haven’t tho…
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White privilege is publicly threatening to shoot a child as "a joke."
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RT : The banner art for the next year of Jacobin articles.
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RT : One of the best things about the GDPR is now every time a stakeholder at works asks me to do something I don't real…
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My home burned down two years ago today and a year will never pass that I don't spend today thinking about gratitud…
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RT : Quick anecdotal snapshot of what is going on in LA right now. A little reluctant to share this story because I don’…
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RT : At the anti-Nazi rally in , police armed with military gear harassed and arrested peaceful protestors for we…
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RT : One theory: San Francisco’s real problems are so entrenched and seemingly unsolvable (homelessness, income disparit…
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RT : "dear diary, today I saw one australian shepherd and a lab and-"

wife: are you writing in your stupid dog log agai…
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happy earth day bonches! remember: putting the responsibility of saving the environment on the individual weakens t…
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me, wearing birkensocks and watering my copper spoons.
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[pushing my son in his stroller]

Stranger: awww aren’t you adorable! how old are you?

Me: 35

Stranger: I was tal…
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Probably just a screw up of detection. Sending spam as being from the person and CC-ing them is…
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A gin and tonic for every Leafs goal
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