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"15% of guests who visited Phoenix last year searched for a home with hot tub."

85% of people going to Phoenix don…
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Happy to announce a new Sea Forager CSF pickup at Radhaus in Ft. Mason where you can enjoy a cold one at a bar carv…
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Jacob Wohl: Sitting in a hipster coffee shop, just heard Dem operatives confirm that Kamala Harris is NOT eligible…
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RT : Best healthcare system in the world until you have to use it
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RT : LIBERALS: we need to be a party of unity

ALSO LIBERALS: any criticism of my chosen candidate's record is the work…
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RT : This is why white supremacy still exists in America today. It never apologizes or acts like it does anything wrong.…
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RT : The Covington Catholic boys harrassed my friends and I before the incident with Nathan Phillips even happened. I'm…
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RT : For all I know I’ll end up supporting Harris but “a front-running candidate should be immune from all criticism beg…
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RT : Me going to explain something I literally learned about 5 minutes ago
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RT : another two years of just the worst fucking email subject lines every single day i hate this arms race so much
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RT : Yesterday I had a situation that just totally epitomizes the futility of software development.

1. My website was n…
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RT : i'd like to legitimately thank each and every one of you for making this little hobby as fun as it is for me

also…
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RT : What a controversy, getting a parking ticket for parking illegally.
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“What the herring really needs is for people to be proud of them. It’s an abundant and amazing resource,” said Lomb…
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RT : recruiter reached out to friend about exec role at "leading health tech startup which has potential to reach 1 Bill…
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centrist: the MAGA teen is no draco malfoy. he is worthy of empathy and has a patronus that wouldn’t hurt a fly…
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RT : Why do they keep coming at her? It's like a never-ending line of Agent Smiths willingly walking headfirst into enem…
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RT : Detective: This could have been an inside job

Me, a cocky rookie: It definitely was

Detective: How do you know?…
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“I’m going to use language to define two wildly different things as equivalent and then make you feel bad about the…
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“You have a best friend?”
“Yeah.”
“Is he smarter than you?”
“Yes sir.”
“Good. That’s your chief of staff.”
-The Wes…
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RT : Me watching a MAGA account go through my timeline and like my tweets and waiting for them to get to the political o…
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RT : The “No, YOU make me a sandwich” signs at the are problematic for me because, well guys, my sandwiches…
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RT : please tell me about something in your kitchen that is not expensive, fancy or objectively special that you are non…
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If you knew Byron as a teen, please get in touch laura.wagner.com
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RT : All your base (are) belong to us 👾
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I'm sure most of you have been spammed with this thread more than you'd like, but now there's 50 classic tweets in…
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this tweet isn't here anymore which is too bad
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RT : This pigeon jamming along to blurred lines
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I’m not trying to live my life according to Hunter S. Thompson’s advice, but sometimes you just stumble into it I g…
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RT : BREAKING: Trump has officially ended Medicaid as we know it, by allowing states to take health insurance away from…
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RT : “Unfortunately, I have no idea who that is,” said San Francisco Chronicle restaurant critic Soleil Ho.

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"So you just got back from Myanmar, right?"
"Yes."
"I feel like Myanmar is sort of having a moment right now."
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About to try Impossible Burger ver. 2.0, a high-tech food I can actually get behind. The left shou…
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RT : paul revere when he found out the british were coming
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RT : [applying to become a police officer]

interviewer: would you say you have any weaknesses?

me: uhh my name i guess…
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RT : At coffeeshop. This dude is pitching VR on the blockchain to an investor who is trying not to laugh.

They just go…
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just emailed someone on craigslist about a free 80s electric organ so i can finally achieve my true potential
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RT : especially in the days of 140 character limits and no line breaks I always thought pulling this joke off was amazin…
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camera reveals a man’s hands putting the last remaining cartridges of ammo into the magazine of an AR-15. a broken…
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quaff is the name of my new concept it’s all shots and you can’t stay long because it’s shots so we don’t have to g…
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11 months of extremely not writing, 2.5 months of writing, 43,000 words, 5,000 more in footnotes/citations, one rou…
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It’s 2018. What are ticket stubs?
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It doesn't even work properly! I set up some apps (my IDEs) to always show the F keys, and sometimes it just doesn…
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We love this little piece of SF food lore, so we brewed a beer inspired by it. Like its namesake, it a started with…
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Haha I’ll put together a new version by end of next weekend, make up 5…
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RT : Person responsible for the retweet claims not to understand the concept of elevating someone's views via engagement
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RT : this guy isn't on twitter anymore but lmaooo
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The new slackbot is even worse than the new 卐 slack logo
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For those of you who didn’t get the last meme
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When Oklahoma beer nerds rip off a label from the most valuable lambic in the world but the brewery wasn’t involved…
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hooray, you guys have aped AOC's twitter style. can you copy her politics next?
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(429) https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1085965568417529862
Another day, another time I accidentally did addSubview on UIStackView and spent the next hour trying to figure out…
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RT : Why programmers like cooking: You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don’t…
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RT : I know people at Slack, and I know they're smart, capable and caring people. But once you hear "swastika made of di…
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When he was active here was literally the funniest person on twitter imo
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When he was active here was literally the funniest person on twitter imo
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this tweet is no longer on twitter, but the user is under a different name, but I won't blow up their spot
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