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every time the human comes home. i must be ready with a gift. most of the time they return unexpectedly. and i pani…
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I will never get over the time that a friend of mine, who is extremely not online, thought that Pokemon Go was a ga…
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I made a joke facebook event and it made the 137 year old University newspaper. What a wonderful world
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my stomach after I drink my 4th black coffee of the day without eating
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Issue extravagant fines for vehicles parked on Public Square to fund RTA.
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If you ever write this sentence in a story I will block you and never speak to you again. I'm not joking.
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one day, this will no longer be a lede
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Some questions are easy to answer.
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“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”

RIP Dr. Tama…
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Always read Sara on this stuff.

Imagine the difference a $2b endowment gift would make for CUNY.
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Know what I love about ? It’s not about complaining about a politician being terrible, or who said som…
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"And, when you're a star, they let you do it."
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You guys, this mommyblogger my friend follows apparently thinks it is called/spelled "al gore rhythm" "because Al G…
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best part of the arena experience imo
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Media: liberals need to stop calling this The Handmaids Tale

Republicans: death penalty for women who get abortion…
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My wife just asked me to call my credit card company to dispute a $25 fee, but I'd pay $50 to not have to call the…
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my two cents re: this thread + the convo around it

im v happy that many folks are safe + comfortable enough to sha…
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Mark, my friends that died in Iraq went to war.
The genocide in Myanmar Facebook directly caused was practically a…
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So I’m just noticing that Facebook has a thoughts and prayers autoresponder on our Chicago Hospital shooting livest…
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I keep getting overwhelmed trying to explain how powerful and good this season of is. I get the sense some…
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State and local business leaders are always so dumbfounded why Ohio is falling behind economically. Why can't we gr…
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., back from trip to NH, stands outside his Statehouse office talking about a good Ohio jobs report, and…
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There's not clear evidence that tuition at selective colleges has been increasing for low-income students. But pric…
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So, why is this iOS shortcut about moving the cursor blowing so many minds? I have some thoughts about why: it come…
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Otto is going to end up re-engineering his escape back to the sea and I am here for that story.
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"Still, SNL’s sketch presents Bezos as a capitalist folk hero for 'standing up to Trump,' when the reality is that…
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Frank Jackson is pathologically unable to admit a mistake, but standing by decision to hire Lance Mason -- and insi…
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i wanted to paint pretty clothes but not people
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Domestic violence is a common predictor of future violence. One-third of abusers will abuse again in the short run,…
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“Webmaster” is defunct, please join me in ushering in this new era
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No new show this week, as is working on perfecting his turdumpkin recipe. For those who don't know, tha…
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If only news organizations looked as hard into the president's financial situation...
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Dear The World,

You’re welcome.
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I'm fucking speechless that he's doubling down on this.
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In Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, conservative assholes are for the first time running up against a Democratic politicia…
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To recap:

1. LeBron told Cavs not to trade Kyrie, especially not to Celtics.
2. Cavs told LeBron they wouldn't tra…
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I will spend 8 hours driving in a car tomorrow from one corner of Ohio to the other, Cincinnati to Cleveland and ba…
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So pro-life they’ll kill ya.
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it’s comforting to know that drunk me took the time last night to outline to my new work pals why I find the bd’s m…
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. is really kind of doing something here at the Vulture Spot, 's video studio. Videos…
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just here to note that his hiring wasn't even something that slipped thru the cracks.

we knew. we…
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Just in: Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is giving $1.8 billion to Johns Hopkins University –– the lar…
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INT. OFFICE - Monday morning

“Hey man, do anything fun this weekend?”

*thinks of the 20 minutes I spent trying un…
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*Me on a first date*

My brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
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I hope the Cleveland Browns replace their coaching staff with the entire Bush cabinet
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And now Condoleezza Rice weighs in:
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While I would disagree with your complaint that Americans get too much vacation time (we work some of the longest h…
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“Equal gender representation in festival booking remains the exception rather than the rule.”

AROUSE’s trip to Bel…
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33 years ago today (November 18, 1985), one unique tiger was captured by a precocious boy using a tuna sandwich. Th…
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my dad always says things like “Kendra, $200 is not a lot of money in the real world” ok so mr real world adult can…
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Deviled eggs are one of the most delicious foods on the planet but I WILL NOT order them at a restaurant. What if t…
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i don’t have sex flashbacks, i have flashbacks of laying on her lap watching anime while she played with my hair, g…
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{\__/} {\__/} You offer it
( • . •) (• -• ) to me freely?
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{\__/} {\__/} I do not deny…
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this autogenerated pendant is the way forward for 2019
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the neighbors are eating lunch outside in the backyard and the wife just said “get me a beer” and the husband asked…
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you know you're really fucking up when you refuse to release your amazon plan to the public and it gets leaked to t…
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Guys, using DC and Puerto Rico to add Dem Senators would desecrate that honored institution!

Now, I’ll just take…
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Look we’ve all heArd the “horse in a hospital” bit from Kid Georgeous but as a born and raised Roman Catholic watch…
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Sure Christmas begins with Christ but it also ends with mas
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My not-yet-popular opinion:

While "blending-wing body" aircraft are more efficient, they haven't been adopted bec…
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settle down Boston Neelix
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Welcome to dystopia. No filter on this, it just actually looks like another planet out there today. [Image: a red s…
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i can’t believe this man is an actor, a comedic actor, a comedic actor who is dating scarlett johansson. he looks l…
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It doesn't cost too much money to run for city council these days, and that's good. W/ 9 seats, I've heard $50k est…
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RIP, Queenie. The fact that you were a total shit head to everyone but occasionally put up with me made me feel ver…
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A friendly reminder that this isn't what a pregnancy at 6 weeks looks like! Most people don't know they're pregnant…
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A huge huge congrats to on the . Can’t think of anyone more deserving than her.
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didn’t consider how this sweater would look with a jacket
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“You & I” seems like a great karaoke song except that I don’t think I can pull off all that Nebraska, Nebraska, my…
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