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RT : See, the thing about the Catholic Church is if you look at it in a historical context then, yeah, it's obviously ve…
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RT : I once saw the Bible cited as (God, 1984) and I have never recovered
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IN THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER OF ALL TIMES THIS IS ILLEGAL
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It's September 7 you know what that means
TIME TO LISTEN TO MECANO
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RT : sorry I gotta be all grabby hands and bump this again. a family friend laid some venison sausages on us and reminde…
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RT : Daily Paint 2116. First Aid Kittens



Daily Paintings Book: …
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This is where I am on this
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6 weeks ago
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One thing that's interesting to me about the fake/wrong likes thing here is that Twitter has been a bad faith actor…
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Dr: you really need a knee replacement like a lot
Dr: but we're not gonna give it to you bc you're fat
Dr…
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Oh my god I'm so sorry. I'm going through similar thing with knee replacement and it has undone so much o…
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6 weeks ago
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RT : If there are two things that I’ve learned at the Bristish Museum it’s;

1. The Brits stole a fuck ton of shit.

2.…
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RT : Great Value Olympia Snowe.
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RT : Earlier this year Harvey Weinstein posted $1 million dollar bail on rape charges and then walked out of court
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RT : I know everyone is T-posing, but consider...
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RT : My aunt runs a martial arts training centre near Girona. She also has a new kitten. Here is one of her students tra…
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I'm still mostly over on Mastodon, not because I think it's The Greatest or The Solution To Social Media, it's just…
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RT : Stop everything. Godzilla iguana is swimming through your timeline.
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a really interesting thread about underwear!!
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6 weeks ago
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RT : Went for drinks with a coworker and he got drunk and confessed he thinks his girl’s cheating because she recently g…
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6 weeks ago
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RT : tonight on Spoons That Can Go To Hell,
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RT : Sooo... I totally just learned you shouldn't wrap sausages with bacon... 😑

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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6 weeks ago
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RT : Hey, y'all like jokes and libraries and free stuff? Come to my shows (with special guests!) at the library!

First…
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RT : The mountain hare is brown in summer, white in winter, and grumpy as fuck every day of the year.
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7 weeks ago
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RT : a humble and lovely bird.
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7 weeks ago
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RT : god: adam adam

adam: yes papa

god: eating apples?

adam: no papa

god: telling lies?

adam: no papa

god: Cursed…
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7 weeks ago
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I retract all previous statements about how pretty Mike Colter is. Gross.
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7 weeks ago
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I showed this to Mr Sporks and he called it a cockpuccino good night
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7 weeks ago
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RT : Doing draws like this for 7 USD! DM if interested, paypal paid, rts appreciated!
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7 weeks ago
Untitled (https://www.amazon.com/love-you-looks-like-rain/dp/0998601225)
RT : If y’all wanna support ur local trans hottie I have a book U can buy here
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7 weeks ago
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RT : i wasnt born in the wrong body this body is good and beautiful and has become more so with revision, i wasnt born i…
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RT : i was talking to my cousin and she told me she was gay and i was like wait if you're the gay cousin and i'm the gay…
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RT : uchicago is currently hiring for a *part-time* position that requires you to relocate to the south pole
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7 weeks ago
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RT : WITH WEEKLY SERVICE, FROG IS DESIGNED FOR USE BY 10 OR FEWER PEOPLE FOR A 40 HOUR WORK WEEK. EXCEEDING THESE LIMITS…
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RT : カエルをたくさん作ったから見て欲しい。
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7 weeks ago
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RT : I thought Doug jumped on me because he wanted me to get off the swing... nope.

This 87 pound weirdo just wants to…
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7 weeks ago
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RT : Just gave my name in Starbucks as 'Severus is an illegitimate patriarch'. As the (Chalcedonian) barista repeatedly…
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7 weeks ago
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I try to poke my head in here and see how folks are doing and Twitter shovels a deluge of people's likes, other peo…
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7 weeks ago
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RT : Kickstarter to fund a concert tour featuring a variety of acts whose personas revolve around asinine head gear.
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RT : forbidden knowledge: a wizard without a brim on his hat is a gnome
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RT : what the heck let's do a draft horse thread

This thicc boy is a Brabant, same really cool blue roan coloring as th…
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RT : My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the tu…
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7 weeks ago
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RT : PSA: If you've been following/supporting him, unfollow/unsub DreadedCone on twitch etc.

He's been sending people's…
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7 weeks ago
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RT : Eating That Ass Like The Blessed Fruits of Amaethon fab Dôn's Bounty
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RT : Oh, hey, no let me just be crystal clear: John McCain was an asshole. He died of something that is a terrible way t…
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RT : What I am thinking about tonight is that when my mother was dying of brain cancer, she was six months too young to…
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7 weeks ago
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oh well, I mean I still have lots of things to talk about! But if a marginalized person tells you to…
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7 weeks ago
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I should also super-clarify I was not expecting cookies of any sort, I thought it was just baseline decent behavior…
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7 weeks ago
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anyway I apologized and will shut up in the future (one of them says I should only speak about important issues and…
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7 weeks ago
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then three indigenous folks hopped on my mentions to tell me to stay out of it bc they're perfectly capable of defe…
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someone RTd a "spirit animal" joke on Masto so I gently told the OP hey FYI don't say spirit animal if you're not N…
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7 weeks ago
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Wow I was not prepared
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RT : twitter is very bad in many ways but a nice thing is that after a horrible man who used his time on this earth to o…
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RT : proposal to rename them to "trans-exclusionary radical misogynists" because excluding trans women isn't feminist, a…
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RT : John McCain voted against commemorating MLK Day as a national holiday
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This has happened to me twice that has lasted several YEARS and I didn't even remember a line or melody just kind o…
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(sorry just catching up and my hands are a little shaky so I keep accidentally faving bad stuff. I am s…
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8 weeks ago
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Me: let's see what's going on in Twitter toda...
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RT : 5 GUYS EMPLOYEE: what would u like?

ME: one “little fries” please

5GE: so u want “a whole bag of fries?”

ME: no,…
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RT : Me as a seven year old: I CANT BELIEVE THE PEOPLE OF KRYPTON WOULD DENY THE PLANET IS EXPLODING. THAT'S STUPID.

Me…
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RT : If you know anywhere in Austin looking for a QA/Release manager PLEASE hit me up cause my job is screwing me over a…
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8 weeks ago
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RT : Trump: the press is the enemy of the people and i wish i could put them in jail

Ocasio-Cortez: one (1) event will…
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RT : In the US, incidentally, there are only 113 municipal compost facilities that can meet the specific conditions (inc…
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9 weeks ago
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RT : It only biodegrades (aka composts) in 30 days under highly specific and controlled conditions including reaching 14…
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RT : I asked a surgeon friend if your skeleton is always wet.
Turns out she’s dry, folks
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9 weeks ago
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RT : Tesla Stock Instantly Plunges 16% After CEO Elon Musk Streams Himself Stepping on Actual Rake, Then Turning Around…
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9 weeks ago
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Oh, hmm. Like when grain shifts in a grain silo, collapsing under a person and trapping them. Rescue is…
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