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Sorry, I stopped reading after the first word, and walked away with the obvious message... "CAUTION ... JAZZ HANDS"
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me: the worst sins in programming are committed in the name of avoiding just passing arguments to functions

also m…
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「庭を愛でるアトラクション 30分待ち」
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but if you're going to throw localization out the window why not just do the writing in mandarin and avoid plu…
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Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
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Modern cryptography in a nutshell 😂
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Late-stage capitalism: damn those private equity pirates who destroyed our <checks notes> pro-free-market journal
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GOP: “She slipped on a word during a livestream! This tweet has a typo! She’s not fit for office!”

GOP: Prints pos…
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餡 (an) bean paste
パン (pan) bread

アンパン (anpan) bread filled with bean paste

アンパンマン (anpanman)

#アンパンマン
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Fun fact: this is why I'm a programmer. I was trying to look up UFOs and ESP, but instead found BASIC and ASM
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you better watch out you better watch out you bETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
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way outdone in starscream merch
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Cannot-Make-It-Up Department. Interior Secretary under investigation for allegedly trying to enrich himself in offi…
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i believe youre referring to my "currency container initiative"
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the other night at the bumblebee screening there I met this girl wearing a starscream hoodie, and she spent like an…
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Working on these timelapse videos, I'd often catch myself just gawping at the screen as they played on a loop. They…
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Neo Yokio is all kinds of awful. I LOVED IT! I want more! More !

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Can an octopus fall in love with a human and more importantly if I tricked an octopus into loving me then ate it wo…
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hmmm there’s a pipeline to chill the alcohol

they serving Chartreuse or Champagne through this?
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That’s … not how Venn diagrams work, Scott Walker.
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when they keep capturing all your good pieces, and you know what, fuck all this. you are considering starting shit
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"This is a costume party," the sheep said.
"I know," said the wolf and took off its mask.
"That's a wolf mask."
"Ye…
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Trump: Who wants to stick their dick in this here beehive
Ayers: No sorry
Newt: Nuh uh
Santorum: i asked god and…
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Your hot (fruit) takes are about to be exposed.

's “Fruit Pie is Delicious” and ' “Hot Fr…
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The determinant of a matrix is how much the matrix expands or contracts space. More precisely: it's the volume of t…
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I'm honored to have personal conspiracy story dedicated to me 😍. It deserves a frame and a place on my wall. Yes, I…
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There's no visual flourish more badass than anime light trails
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Facebook hires the brightest engineering minds in the world for very large sums of money and yet claims it needs th…
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BLockchains are over. NEW accept eveywhere, decetrilize solution: Dog
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TSA Agent: “IS ANYONE TRAVELING WITH ANY PETS”

*muffled question*

TSA Agent: *slightly exasperated* “A PET IS ANY…
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I have so, so many questions.

h/t
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I just used youtube-dl on my iPad, via , to download a Facebook video that Declan’s preschool posted.

I th…
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CONTROVERSIAL OPINION: The worst thing about the new MacBook is not the Touch Bar. It's the missing MagSafe power c…
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Please consume my flesh, children. End this painful existence.
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Not gonna turn into an RMS advocate any time soon, but man, Raymond-style open source is a hell of a way for corpor…
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BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK
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I just did A transpose A on a matrix without checking it's shape and whoa boy was that a mistake.

Numpy/LAPACK ca…
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Movie exec: Why do kids like these fun cartoon designs
Movie exec:
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Movie exec: Eh who care…
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oh, and before I forget: an earnest thank you to everyone who responded to this, and other similar things in the pa…
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Who will be up next for the Tory leadership? The bellend? The massive bellend? The racist bellend? The creepy belle…
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Celebrating the legalization of marijuana for recreational use in the news room.
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4 days ago
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Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for December 12, 2018
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"If this value does not exist in the gof_info_ array, std::map::find returns the end value of the map, wh…
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I think the branding on this $240 perfume went wrong somewhere, take a hard look and see if anything sticks out
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【この冬を きっとバミに変える】
バミT ピンクが届きました〜✨
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Detective: looks like the killer worshipped My Chemical Romance and had straight hair died black and pink

Me: so I…
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i used to understand the net

now i am but a rube
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COWORKER: we need to find the root cause asap
ME: *takes long drag* the root cause is that our processes are not ro…
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Like legit, my co worker I work with smells like crusty old didn’t shower for a week BO, with a sprinkle of poop sm…
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RT : and this one is from whitepaper. Apparently, there are prime numbers p and q such that p = 2q
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New: today Google CEO Sundar Pichai repeatedly said the company has no plans "right now" to launch censored search…
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If anything I think we understate how good the Congress Monopoly Man is. Waving dollars behind the witness—what a c…
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BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK…
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RT元の海外用に書いたGOTY版発売メッセージの日本語はコチラ→
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RT元の海外用に書いたGOTY版発売メッセージの日本語はコチラ→
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raise your hand if you've ever used a verification or validation tool and it ran REALLY FAST and didn't find any bu…
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Meeting a friend from twitter irl for the first time -- and the transition is just as seamless as that from pre ren…
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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen today 😂

Via:
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Naked From The Waist Down Spider-Man (for )
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「床暖房がないとき」
「床暖房があるとき」
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this is the most advanced case of poster's disease I have ever seen
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A lot of people are dunking on 's public meltdowns recently, but I'll always remember him as the person wh…
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