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ホテルの朝食。美味しかったです。
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If you are interested in the (likely small) intersection of "computational Galois theory" and "badass," see this an…
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You need to watch Hannah Gadsby’s comedy special “Nanette” on Netflix. Not because it’s funny, though it is, but be…
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Relationship status: it’s complicated
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Reasons:

A) Affordable
B) Very safe and low-crime
C) Integrated
D) Relatively good opportunities for black people…
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Elon musk gave over $100,000 to house GOP candidates this year and $235 dollars to the flint water crisis, guess wh…
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It's happening: "Avozilla, the 4-pound avocado as big as your face, can make 18 pieces of avocado toast"…
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Sometimes when I'm at the confocal and a little antsy I go on craigslist and see what weird shit is going on over t…
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ok i'm not going to apologize for who i am
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what's it called when everyone already hates the duck
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Texas should expand Medicaid so more people can see a doctor and be well. But there's also a significant economic b…
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any yall looking to wake up with some organs missing
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WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
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age 14: guys, watch this i'm gonna jump off this wall [eats absolute shit and gets up like its nothing]
age 25: [go…
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look, we voted for boaty mcboatface, it’s the will of the people, boatface means boatface, it doesn’t matter if it’…
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It's completely unfair to judge an entire country based on the actions of 12 allegedly bad apples. FACT: The vast m…
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Me: "I yearn for the elegance, the simple sophistication of a bygone era of travel that only the rail lines can off…
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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
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Lillian, showing off her new Pokémon:
“It’s Purim Daddy!”
“Oh it’s Jigglypuff!”
“What no.”
“That’s what it’s called…
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Sir Winston Churchill reduced to this. Shame on everyone involved in this pathetic balloon stunt.
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here's an email from Harford to his team regarding the news:
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During his first six months on the job, Barney Harford, Uber’s chief operating officer, has exhibited a pattern of…
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"Where are you working now?"
"Oh, I work at..." *mumbles incoherently*
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It is the appropriate time to note that nethack literally gives you worse RNG when it detects Friday the 13th, whic…
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The publisher of The Federalist appears to have gone on national radio and delivered a nonsensical commentary on to…
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4/ You would also have to believe that Mueller's office would put the word 'shitposting' in an indictmen…
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Spent some time in the Cathedral grove today. There are some amazing 800-year old trees. Coincidentally this is the…
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Anyone who publishes a story about a legal document (like today's indictment) who doesn't include a link to the doc…
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What the FUCK to the Russian-meme details of this FBI indictment
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Queen Elizabeth greets President Trump. Her outfit is a shade known as “Democrat blue”
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Little known trick: the <script> tag in html runs the code inside, and also hides it using css display:none. But I…
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It was hard for me to leave my restaurant job. When you work long days in a hard job with thoughtful and funny peop…
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This week, I’m traveling to Africa for the first time since I left office – a continent of wonderful diversity, thr…
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I know nobody does this anymore but I cant help myself
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I gotta admit... I do actually frequently need the computer to tell me when I've made a type-based error, in order…
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favorite ways to reply to recruiter emails:

1) use them to collect some market data about what folks are paying fo…
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miracles DO happen friends
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“No, we only seat whole parties, so rather than letting you sit down in the place where you will eventually sit and…
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Facebook refuses to ban InfoWars, says it would be an infringement on the important principle of “we’re making a lo…
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GOP Rep.: "I'm a dentist, so I read body language very, very well"
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This is how many developers think contracts work. Notably, most businesses do *not* think that this is how contract…
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buddy if u think getting invited somewhere under false pretenses by the borat guy is bad wait until u meet chris ha…
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theresa may and angela merkel are so different, but trump seems to loathe them in a fundamental, personal way he do…
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4 officers just showed up on my doorstep.

they showed their badges and asked to speak to someone inside my house.…
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if i was a professional dominatrix i’d advertise myself as “pro pain and pro pain accessories” and my company would…
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Add another one to the ClickHole quote pantheon
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"I think they like me a lot in the UK." -- Donald J. Trump
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- worst one in the series is still a fun John Woo romp
- doesn’t have an obsessed fanbase of toxic shitheads
- get…
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I would NEVER enter a country, illegal style. anyway when I was in Iraq,
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Ted Cruz called me a limousine liberal!
Oooo!
He's never ridden in one himself, I suppose.
Come on up to Maine, Ted…
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TIL Ken Thompson wrote grep overnight for Lee McMahon so he could perform rudimentary natural language analysis on…
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not writing dumbshit articles where I lick the boots of rich reality tv ppl, for starters
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Reminder: Elon Musk is a person who canonically exists in the Marvel Universe.
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“The call was a role-playing exercise for Schnatter to prevent future public-relations fumbles.”

Welp I guess that…
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The most humbling gifts of this experience: the handful of letters I have received from people who knew my father.…
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Didn't... didn't they conserve oxygen by practicing Buddhist meditation...
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Men should just stick to humping anime girls with a VR headset if they can’t treat women with respect 😑
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Throwback to GR problem sets, not always done in the clearest way
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trying to look up an event that happened in 2006, with two citations to newspapers on wikipedia.
both 404.

Thank g…
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