With Harry as a model, the robot will seem just like a normal person in no time.

Actually, everything in this fic makes me say "of course they would" while convulsing in ecstasy and anguish, which is exactly what I am looking for from fanfiction. GENIUS!!!!!!!

The one where Harry accidentally becomes obsessed with Nick's fingers.

Harry hits his head and wakes up in a world where he and Louis are not dating.

Liam breaks his wrist

"Have you ever noticed that Harry is a giant slag?" Louis said to the room at large.

"Right here," Harry said, not looking up from his phone.

"I don't know if I'd say giant slag," Zayn said contemplatively.

"Easy, then." Louis said. "Open for business. Giving it away like a handshake."

"Don't shame me, mate," Harry said.

best of the antagonistic tomlinshaw fics

Harry has imaginary friends

85,590 words | He's not fucking thirty yet, but he is way too old for Harry fucking Styles.

Or: Nick Grimshaw has done some stupid, ridiculous, mad things in his life, but falling for Harry Styles might be the stupidest thing yet.

The band gives Liam a loving gangbang

15k 'When he gets the notification, Dylan shoots up out of his bed like a fire alarm has gone off. He scrambles around his bedroom hysterically, picks stuff up and puts it back down, runs around in circles for a couple minutes. He throws his phone across the room at some point, which snaps him out of his all-consuming celebration, because hey, he needs that! When he finds it again, he calls two people.

"Hey Mom, Harry Styles followed me back on Twitter, love you, bye," he says and hangs up.

"Hey Max, Harry Styles followed me back on Twitter, love you, bye," he says and hangs up.'

// hilarious and adorable darry o'bryles (aka dylan o'brien/harry styles). dylan is a total harry fangirl whilst staying recognisably male and dylan-esque. though since i only know him from gifsets on tumblr this could be a terrible travesty of his character. *shrugs* don't shoot me?