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The Diary of a Settler of Catan - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Funny read for anyone that plays Catan, or even those that don't. 😊
3 hours ago by thingles
BangBros Signs Porn Newcomer LiL D to Exclusive Contract 
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“Everyone at my school knows. My teachers know and I didn’t even tell them,” LiL D says. “I don’t care what anybody’s saying. I ain’t even worried about all that.”

The 5-foot-8, 150-pound performer, who was born in Harlem, says he watched his share of porn before breaking into the business.

“I would just go on Pornhub and see if I can find a busty-ass Latina, and if I couldn’t find one there I’d go to BangBros. That’s how I would get it done,” LiL D says. “That’s my go-to; I love Latinas.”

LiL D says even though he recognizes some of his co-stars when he arrives on set from his numerous late nights watching porn, he keeps his cool.

“I’m not all thirsty when I meet them. I give them space. I already know we gonna work together. I just say 'what’s up' and go outside and chill and wait until it’s time to do the scene,” he explains.
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13 hours ago by ramitsethi
Erin Burr, sir on Twitter: "Someday I will tell you the story of the day I had today,
Someday I will tell you the story of the day I had today, and it will be the greatest twitter story I have ever told. Someday.
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