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Surprise Telepathy - pineapple_infested meme
Fuck you, he thought slow and deliberate, fuck you six ways to Sunday and back again.

Steve stood up and shrugged. “Well, now you’ve got the weekend free, I’ll see what I can do.”
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6 hours ago by floatondown
i may be bad but i'm perfectly good at it - waldorph
Steve picks Danny up in Jersey, and ends up paying for the night (hooker fic!)
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7 hours ago by floatondown
New post (30 Best Funny Friendship Quotes Friendship ) has been published on Best Images Collections…
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9 hours ago by wotek
I got my sexual aggressor fired from work today. I'm quite satisfied. : TwoXChromosomes
I walked by him and turned my butt right next to his hand and just full on farted. Loud and angry. It's gross, I know. But if he's going to make me feel gross and "claim my ass" I'm going to make him feel gross and "claim his hand."

He proceeded to freak out and then I freaked out. No more will he look at my ass as sexual, but a fart box that has forever claimed his tiny hand.
badass  funny  sexism 
12 hours ago by cmananian
New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse
NEW YORK—Officials from New York Road Runners stripped American Meb Keflezighi of his 2009 ING New York City Marathon victory Wednesday after a blood sample taken from his fetlock was found to contain high levels of performance-enhancing horse.
marathon  running  funny 
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