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The Man at the Gate
"A rather irate man shows up at the prison gate demanding to see Daryl." (1811 words)
daryl_dixon  rick_grimes  harry_potter  harry/daryl  crack  humor  established!relationship  crossover  fandom:walkingdead  fandom:harrypotter  author:kingsholto 
2 days ago by elwarre
5 Times Charles Fanboyed Over a Mutant's Power, a x-men: the movie fanfic | FanFiction
...and Erik went WTF 1 time they were just used to it . Or Raven's continuing quest to chronicle life in the Xavier-Lehnsherr Academy.
fandom:x-men  pairing:charles/erik  humor  fluff  crack  established-relationship  author:ice-illuser  5000-10000 
2 days ago by aerten
Strangers in Bars
"Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was." (7709 words)
harry_potter  thor  tony_stark  gen  humor  crack  friendship  crossover  hp:postseries  fandom:harrypotter  fandom:marvel  author:whisperingdarkness 
2 days ago by elwarre
Misunderstandings and an Alien Invasion
"A giant of a man wearing what looked like the American flag as some sort of armour was storming towards him from the ground. From above, a red and gold flying metal robot dove towards them. And directly in front of him, an alien struggled through the wreckage of its hovercraft with a snarl and a deadly looking gun. Sometimes he had to pause a moment to wonder how he got himself into these situations." (13,556 words) Second in the Misunderstandings Series
harry_potter  tony_stark  thor  gen  bamf!harry  masterofdeath!harry  pov:harry  crack  humor  altered!reality  aliens  magic  series/verse  hp:postseries  crossover  fandom:harrypotter  fandom:marvel  author:aytheria 
3 days ago by elwarre
A Little Misunderstanding
“’s not in every world you get asked if you’re a pagan god. He was almost flattered ... but with two guns pointed at him, it was hardly a laughing matter anymore.” (15,390 words) First in the Misunderstandings Series
harry_potter  sam_winchester  dean_winchester  castiel  gen  bamf!harry  masterofdeath!harry  pov:harry  humor  crack  altered!reality  demons  magic  series/verse  hp:postseries  crossover  fandom:harrypotter  fandom:spn  author:aytheria 
3 days ago by elwarre
drama queens
No one knows why, but suddenly Rodney McKay has become like catnip for the Wraith queens.
sga  mcshep  canon  established!relationship  team  humor  angst  crack  1000-9999 
4 days ago by popkin16
All Hallow's Eve - New York
"Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit." (1698 words)
harry_potter  tony_stark  steve_rogers  masterofdeath!harry  gen  pov:harry  humor  crack  misunderstanding  birthday/holiday  crossover  fandom:harrypotter  fandom:marvel  author:whisperingdarkness 
5 days ago by elwarre
Title: First Class on Facebook!: kaitlia777
Hank McCoy: Welcome to the modern tele-communication age!
Alex Summers: I don’t get this.
Raven Darkholm: ?
Alex Summers: We live in the same house. Why can’t we just walk down the hall and say hi when we want to talk?
Sean Cassidy: Man, have you looked at these halls? Some of them are really long.
fandom:x-men  pairing:charles/erik  x-men:first-class  crack  humor  author:kaitlia777  1000-5000 
5 days ago by aerten
This Magic Moment - luninosity - X-Men: First Class (2011) RPF [Archive of Our Own]
When he opens his eyes, the world is different. For one thing, much larger. Horrifyingly so. From a bizarre tilted perspective, as if he’s shrunk in his sleep. And everything’s confusingly brighter and dimmer at once, more light but less color, a washed out universe with faded hues, mostly blues and greens and greys.
Oh god. Oh god, it wasn’t just a headache, and there’s something very wrong, and he needs some sort of medical help right the fuck now—
At which point he tries to sit up, and his body is much lighter than it should be, and curves in terrifying ways, and when he puts a hand out to catch his balance it’s a fluffy kitten paw.
A paw. His hand. Is a paw.
fandom:x-men-rpf  pairing:james/michael  crack  cat!james  fluff  author:luninosity  5000-10000 
6 days ago by aerten - Home is a community recovering password from submitted hashes.
crack  cracking  database  hash  password  recovery  repository  md5  sha1 
8 days ago by plaxx
Jaws - qikiqtarjuaq - X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
Written for a kinkmeme prompt for shark!Erik and dolphin!Charles, answering the question on every X-Men fan's mind: What would the XMFC movie be like if Charles and Erik were marine animals?
fandom:x-men  pairing:charles/erik  shark!erik  dolphin!charles  crack  angst  author:qikiqtarjuaq  1000-5000 
13 days ago by aerten
Saving Grace
The good news: Castiel's grace is a lot closer than any of them had expected.

The bad news: it's particularly close to Dean. Is, in fact, inside Dean. Inside specific parts of Dean's body, to be precise.

Or, the one where Dean has magic balls.
Supernatural  Castiel/Dean  03-10  Slash  Humor  Crack  GetTogether  MadeThemDoIt  Author:Lies_Unfurl 
16 days ago by LilyC
How an Olympic Hopeful Robbed 26 Banks on His Bike
Exceptional story about a cyclist bank robber who gave the money to homeless, and rode on a custom frame
exceptional  cycling  olympics  chicago  libertyville  story  bank  robbery  California  illinois  bike  custom  oakland  mexico  crack  homeless  university 
21 days ago by csrollyson
Thanks, Biology - Unforgotten - X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
"Go away," he says, before he's taken the alpha in at more than a glance. "I'm categorically uninterested in breeding this week, or at all anytime in the near future. I have a dissertation to write. I'm too busy to have babies with anyone, least of all you. Now shoo."

At this point, Charles' hindbrain kicks in to inform him that this particular alpha is young, wiry, and in good health; then his forebrain where his telepathy lives kicks in to inform him that his name is Erik, he's an engineering major (and a brilliant one); then hindbrain and forebrain together begin chanting baby baby baby baby pretty babies.
fandom:x-men  pairing:charles/erik  x-men:modern-au  a/b/o  alpha!erik  omega!charles  humor  author:Unforgotten  1000-5000  crack  knotting 
28 days ago by aerten
Among Friends - emilyenrose - 琅琊榜 | Nirvana in Fire (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Jingyan rolled his eyes a little. “I mean that there is no need to be secretive,” he said. He nodded at Meng, who was looking both confused and alarmed. “It is unkind of you, Sir Su, to force Commander Meng to tell lies; it makes him very uncomfortable.”
fic  id:emilyenrose  f:NirvanaInFire  slash  fake_relationship  trope-subversion  humor  ficlet  'ao3  crack 
29 days ago by esther_a

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