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58 bookmarks. First posted by Ryanvlower 18 days ago.


Here lies Markus. He was in my way and I didn’t even know.
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14 days ago by muhh
Here lies Brian Dusablon. He was just trying to make sure you didn’t have to go to school.
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15 days ago by bdusablon
Here lies Kii. They were not good enough.

…what kind of Himuro bullshit.
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16 days ago by kiyala
Here lies Gonzo. He was going to be a little late to the party.
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16 days ago by mellowfish
Here lies John Barton. He was just leaving the hospital and he didn’t get back in time for me.
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16 days ago by joho
Here lies Joshua Altmanshofer. He was just checking in.
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16 days ago by the_alt
Here lies River. She was just so happy to be that way.
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16 days ago by rivers-bend
Here lies Kelly, she says she is a little bit late at night.
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16 days ago by miaeaton
Here lies Hjalte Måstrup Poulsen. He was eating a rye bread peanut butter sandwich.
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16 days ago by yorlt
Here lies Morag Eyrie. She was all full of advice but for everything I was just thinking that last week.
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17 days ago by philbarker
Here lies Elizabeth. She got totally into it in the first place to be there a little late today.
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17 days ago by tweetotaler
Here lies Joy Ding. She was a little confused about the whole thing.
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17 days ago by jasonpjason
Here lies Sporks. She was a la même heure que moi et je suis en train de voir avec lui pour le prix de la voiture
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17 days ago by anesly
Here lies E. They were not going to be able to get them to come home.
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17 days ago by amyfortuna
Here lies James. He was pretty distracted by Ava.
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17 days ago by Odaeus
Here lies Scott Flashheart. He was a bit of a hot mess.
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17 days ago by adamamyl
Here lies Mike. He was going through the same day as he did the same thing. https://t.co/oqAwiYW4xS

— Mike Lynch (@bombinans) January 2, 2018
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17 days ago by mikelynch
Here lies Collin Donnell. He was a little too busy.
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17 days ago by albinadev
Here lies Ewa. She was a bit of a mess and a lot of it was her own fault.
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17 days ago by hecavanagh
Here lies Kenneth. He was having a hard time getting the pineapple.
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17 days ago by kennethlove
Here lies Nathan. He was a good guy and I am not sure if he was going to be able to make it to the hackathon
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17 days ago by rainhead
Here lies James Callan. He was the first one to answer his questions and then answer his phone.
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17 days ago by scarequotes
RT : Here lies Jazmyn Latimer. She was so excited about the weekend.

Lol - Also, the is thread is hilarious.
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17 days ago by kohlmannj
Here lies Alejandra Luaces. She was just super nice.
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17 days ago by brittanyforks
Here lies Alejandra Luaces. She was just super nice.
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17 days ago by coty
Here Lies Dolores. She was a temporary to permanent closure of the antibiotic resistance
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17 days ago by vfxGer
Here lies Allen. He was certainly a great guy.
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17 days ago by mackenab
here lies Emily Gaudette. She was a great dad to her dad.
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17 days ago by lurrel
Here lies Paul. He was a temporary server error on the road to the airport.
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17 days ago by briantrice
Here lies Zoyander Street. He was the first to see the harm to the same binary assigned gender.
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17 days ago by enne
Top story: Alex Zalben on Twitter: "How about we use predictive … , see more
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17 days ago by LibrariesVal
Here lies Craig Smith he was the only person that was injured.
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17 days ago by craigrsmith
Here lies Burrito. He was a good god and then i am i and i am i of the holy ghost
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17 days ago by burritojustice
Here lies Grace. She was just wondering what she is.
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17 days ago by chrismsnz
Here lies Sugarbaker. He was a little more fun than he was at a good job
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17 days ago by misuba
Here lies Michael Batz. He was a little bit of an emotional thinking and then he went into a tree with his head.
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17 days ago by mbbatz
Here lies Andrea. She was just a very nice girl with her hair cut her and hair dye
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17 days ago by maxbucknell
Here lies Dana Chisnell. She was just thinking about the dishwasher and the laundry
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17 days ago by charisse
Here lies Joe Lencioni. He was going to be a little late to the party.
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17 days ago by wyattdanger
Here lies Jared Spool. He was supposed to be there today but he didn’t answer.
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17 days ago by danrubin
here lies John Mahoney. He was just going through a rough time.
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17 days ago by ry4an
Here lies Marie Janssen. She was a little bit of an issue at the time.
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17 days ago by jamuraa
Here lies Amuly. She was just trying
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17 days ago by glowdrops
Here lies Heather. She was so good to me about the kittens.
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17 days ago by melypearl
Here lies Maura Kelly. She was going on a Christmas party. 🎄
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17 days ago by chris.heisel
Here lies Becky Seville she was going to be a little late to the party.

😂 Sounds about right. 🤷
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17 days ago by brchastain
Here lies valtyr, she was a loved one and she was a loved one and she was a loved one.
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17 days ago by valtyr
Here lies Sabrina. She was just asking to be done with her dinner and she didn’t even want to go.
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17 days ago by psiten
Here lies James, he was probably going somewhere else but he didn’t know if that was a good idea
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17 days ago by jamesofputney
RT : Here lies Rae. They were not having to go back in time for a while.
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17 days ago by daisyk
Here Lies Jonathan May-Bowles. They were wrong about this morning but I'm not sure if that's good news.
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17 days ago by brokenbottleboy
Here lies Rae. They were not having to go back in time for a while.
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17 days ago by suzanne
How about we use predictive text to write our own epitaphs? Write “Here lies [YOUR NAME]. [preferred pronoun] was...” and let your phone finish the rest. Mine is: Here lies Alexander Zalben. He was clearly not wrong. via Pocket
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17 days ago by dmpearce
Here lies Mia. she is not getting her right...
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17 days ago by stealingsand
Here lies Kevin. He was going to be a little late.
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17 days ago by MeredithGrey
“Here lies Serenity Caldwell. She was just trying to make it work.”
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17 days ago by fnono
Favorite tweet:

Here lies Tim Carmody. He was trying out the other night, but he wasn’t able to make it. https://t.co/4E7VvZNGZS

— Dr. Time (@tcarmody) January 2, 2018
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18 days ago by Ryanvlower

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