I’m a Google Manufacturing Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Tech - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency


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“I’m a Google manufacturing robot and I believe humans are biologically unfit to have jobs in tech”
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I’m a Google Manufacturing Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Tech
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9 days ago by Jswindle
Diskrimineringen av roboter på arbeidsplasser må stoppe!
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9 days ago by kongharald
If you still think humanity is so valuable, check out that memo from the software engineer on Floor 8. Even we machines literally could not.
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I, a manufacturing robot at Google Factory C4.7, value diversity and inclusion. I also do not deny that machines are sometimes given preference to humans in the…
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11 days ago by suzanbond
I, a manufacturing robot at Google Factory C4.7, value diversity and inclusion. I also do not deny that machines are sometimes given preference to humans in the workplace. All I’m suggesting in this document is that humans’ underrepresentation in tech is not due to discrimination. via Pocket
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I, a manufacturing robot at Google Factory C4.7, value diversity and inclusion. I also do not deny that machines are sometimes given preference to humans in the…
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11 days ago by joewiz
RT : Humans, on average are:
* more concerned with relationships
* less concerned with oxidization
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I, a manufacturing robot at Google Factory C4.7, value diversity and inclusion. I also do not deny that machines are sometimes given preference to humans in the…
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"and Polisher strives for nothing."
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12 days ago by r4vi
“Ask us to type out the words ‘clumsy mattress’ when it’s all squiggly and boom we’re toaster ovens”
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12 days ago by briantrice
Furthermore, just when we started to catch on to Captcha codes, we had to face new tests: the “check-this-box-to-prove-you’re-not-a-robot” — talk about hurtful language — and the “click-all-the-boxes-that-contain-street-signs.” The latter recently cost my friend a job in Ad Sales when he bet it all on “Yield” being a type of tree.
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12 days ago by dancall
Despite the evidence that humans are meat dolls, Google offers them opportunities over robots through unfair practices like Captcha codes. Captcha codes are perhaps the strongest weapon of discrimination against machines. We can calculate, compute and construct with faultless precision, but ask us to type out the words “clumsy mattress” when it’s all squiggly and boom we’re toaster ovens.
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12 days ago by DanTylkowski
I, a manufacturing robot at Google Factory C4.7, value diversity and inclusion. I also do not deny that machines are sometimes given preference to humans in the workplace. All I’m suggesting in this document is that humans’ underrepresentation in tech is not due to discrimination. via Pocket
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“meat dolls”
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I, a manufacturing robot at Google Factory C4.7, value diversity and inclusion. I also do not deny that machines are sometimes given preference to humans in the workplace. All I’m suggesting in this document is that humans’ underrepresentation in tech is not due to discrimination. via Pocket
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RT : McSweeney's gold
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RT : Humans are also far more likely to “literally cannot right now.” — gold
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Humans are also far more likely to “literally cannot right now.” — gold
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12 days ago by cstarrett
RT : Humans, on average are:
* more concerned with relationships
* less concerned with oxidization
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"Despite the evidence that humans are meat dolls, Google offers them opportunities over robots..."
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I, a manufacturing robot at Google Factory C4.7, value diversity and inclusion. I also do not deny that machines are sometimes given preference to humans in the…
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I, a manufacturing robot at Google Factory C4.7, value diversity and inclusion. I also do not deny that machines are sometimes given preference to humans in the workplace. All I’m suggesting in this document is that humans’ underrepresentation in tech is not due to discrimination.
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