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Always Knew You Were Magical - jeyhawk - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
Modern Cultivators AU.

Lan Wangji finds Wei Wuxian pajamas to wear and coaxes him into them, wide plaid pants in dark blue and white and a t-shirt with two rabbits on it. Wei Wuxian looks down on the shirt and smiles for the first time all evening.

"Lan Zhan, do all you pajamas have rabbits on them?"

Lan Wangji thinks about lying, but it would be foolish when Wei Wuxian is standing right next to the proof. He inclines his head slightly.

"I like rabbits," he says.

Wei Wuxian blinks and then he smiles a little wider.
fic  slash  fandom:mdzs/theuntamed  rating:nc-17  length:15000-35000  pairing:lanwangji/weiwuxian  au  modern!au  college!au  cuddling  pining  masturbation  true.love 
6 days ago by zimaya
Lock & Key - sablier_bloque - The Witcher (TV)
/“Geralt, it’s not what it looks like.”

“Really?” he asked. He clenched his jaw before offering a sharp, mirthless smile. “Because it looks like you got caught fucking the mayor’s wife, and now I’m not getting paid!”

“Well,” he laughed nervously, looking anywhere but up. “When you put it that way.”/

In which Jaskier suggests a chastity device to prove himself a worthy travel companion, and of course, gives Geralt the key.
fic  slash  fandom:thewitcher  pairing:geralt/jaskier  rating:nc-17  sextoys  d/s  orgasm.denial  angst  size.kink  masturbation  dirty.talk  scent.kink  pwp  pining  length:5000-15000 
17 days ago by zimaya
Local Virgin Gets Deflowered by her Boss and her Boss's Secret Wife Click Thru to See More - Chapter 1 - acernor - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
“Zhangmen Shijie,” Shen Qingqiu says, drawing Yue Qingyuan closer to herself by the curve of her waist, fingers slipping against the smooth fabric of her belt. Yue Qingyuan shudders slightly; Shen Qingqiu can barely make out the outline of her nipples through the fine cloth of her sect leader robes. “Take this off, I’ll give you what you need,” Shen Qingqiu says, voice low.

“What are you doing!” Liu Qingge yelps, jerking in place on the other side of the small cavern. She stands, fists tight at her side, as though torn between jumping over to fling Shen Qingqiu away from Yue Qingyuan or throwing herself away from them. There’s nowhere really to go, though; the cavern sealed itself when the trap was set off.

“Don’t be such a prude,” Shen Qingqiu sneers. “We’ll all die if we don’t cure this poison.”
fic  femslash  threesome  sexpollen  dirty.talk  virgin  breathplay  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:yueqingyuan/originalshenqingqiu  pairing:misc  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000 
11 weeks ago by zimaya
Your Eyes Only - tuesday - Marvel Cinematic Universe
It was an accident. Tony did not, as a rule, check up on Peter these days, and while he had kept the monitoring programs, they were there in case of emergency.
fic  slash  fandom:avengers  pairing:tony/peter  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  voyeurism  masturbation  author:tuesday 
october 2019 by zimaya
(i'd rather be) in the palm of your hand - seashadows - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
It was…intriguing, Aziraphale had to admit. “Curiosity killed the cat,” he told himself sternly. But then, satisfaction brought it back – wasn’t that the rest of the saying? However it went, he could already tell that he would be fretting the night away if he didn’t give in to temptation.

(Aziraphale discovers that Crowley satisfied his loneliness in the previous decade by posting intimate videos of himself online - videos that Aziraphale himself was never meant to see.)
fic  slash  fandom:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  pining  oblivious  voice.kink  masturbation  angst  porn 
october 2019 by zimaya
This Demon Blood is too OP! - firesonic152 - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
The Demon Blood had certainly been used for sexual purposes in the original Proud Immortal Demon Way; most plot devices were hijacked for smutty scenes one way or another. But not even Airplane had thought to use it like this!

The Luo BingHe of this messed up version might have become a failure in every other aspect of romance, Shen QingQiu reflected in the background of his increasing panic, but he had to give credit where credit was due: this was certainly creative.
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  dubcon  masturbation 
september 2019 by zimaya
Love the Sinner - annundriel - Supernatural
Confession is supposed to be good for the soul. Father Castiel is beginning to have his doubts.
fic  slash  fandom:spn  pairing:dean/castiel  rating:nc-17  length:<2000  dirty.talk  au  masturbation 
july 2019 by zimaya
Vessel - linguamortua - Venom (Movie 2018) [Archive of Our Own]
When Venom was quiet, and when he wasn’t shooting giant fucking tentacles out of Eddie’s body, Eddie couldn’t much feel his presence. Occasionally there was a flicker of something: of anger, of hunger. Right now there was nothing. So maybe Eddie had pissed him off. Or—and this was a thought that Eddie had not had before—perhaps he had hurt Venom’s feelings. He lay there, staring at the ceiling and listening to the couple banging next door. She was making a lot of noise. The blood came up his neck and face a little. And then a little more, now he knew that Venom would be able to feel it too.
fandom:venom  fic  pairing:eddie/venom  slash  rating:nc-17  masturbation  tentacle.sex  length:2000-5000  sadomasochism 
october 2018 by zimaya
won't you get me (right where the hurt is) - notcaycepollard - Captain America (Movies)
It's just an innocuous comment, that's how it starts.

He's not even sure why he says it; it's too much, entirely, pushing things too far, but— “It's not—one and done, you know? I got, uh. Stamina.”

“Stamina,” Bucky repeats, flat. “Uh huh.” And then he's throwing back the rest of his drink, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, turning to Steve and squaring his jaw all challenge. “How many times?”


“Yeah. How many times. In one go.”

“I—” Steve starts, flushing so hot he feels like he must be a beacon in the bar, shining through the grey-out. Bucky's still looking at him, curious, and something else under it, something Steve can't place. “Four,” he says, compulsively too-honest in the face of Bucky’s gaze, and Bucky's eyes widen.
fic  slash  fandom:captainamerica  pairing:steve/bucky  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  voyeurism  exhibitionism  pwp  dominate.me!  dirty.talk  masturbation 
october 2018 by zimaya
A Question of Trust - Sineala - Marvel (Comics)
Steve has always considered Tony one of his best friends, and when Tony has a problem, Steve's always willing to help him out. He just never imagined that Tony would want his help in a situation like this one.
fic  slash  fandom:avengers  pairing:steve/tony  pining  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  author:sineala  masturbation  bondage  sextoys 
june 2018 by zimaya
Laima's Chosen - canis_m - Hannibal (TV)
"A high school senior in Louisiana gets ambushed by an unexpected heat. Good thing there's a doctor on call."
au  fic  slash  fandom:hannibal  pairing:hannibal/will  rating:r  length:5000-15000  highschool!au  masturbation  heat  scent.kink  alpha/beta/omega!au 
august 2017 by zimaya
the devil makes work - llassah - Teen Wolf (TV)
"Stiles has been hit by a jerking off curse. He might not make it through May unscathed."
fic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  length:5000-15000  rating:nc-17  masturbation 
july 2017 by zimaya
There's a reason not to want this (but I forgot) - violentdaylight - Person of Interest (TV)
/"So you're a friend of Harold's, then?" Grace asks, a few intersections later, and John nearly laughs hysterically at that, because barely three hours ago, he was pressing Harold against the wall of a secret government facility, licking into his mouth with shuddering desperation.

John forces a smile and a nod.

“I’m glad that you’re looking out for him,” Grace says.

“You don’t know me,” John says, and it comes out more accusatory than intended.

Grace traces the path of a raindrop on the glass with her index finger.

“Harold does,” she says. “That’s good enough for me.”/
fic  slash  firsttime  pining  oblivious  het  pairing:harold/john  pairing:harold/grace/john  threesome  dominate.me!  length:5000-15000  rating:nc-17  masturbation  fandom:personofinterest 
july 2017 by zimaya
Casual Encounters - MoreThanSlightly (cadignan) - Captain America (Movies)
/“You have never once been careful in your entire life.” Bucky huffs out a laugh. He looks away. “Maybe I’m offended you didn’t think to ask me.” He says it like a joke, but he can’t bring himself to laugh again.

“Bucky,” Steve says, scandalized. “You’re my friend. I’m not gonna use you to experiment sexually.”/
angst  au  fandom:captainamerica  fic  slash  firsttime  dominate.me!  dirty.talk  rating:nc-17  massage  pining  oblivious  humor  miscommunication  pairing:steve/bucky  length:65000+  masturbation 
june 2017 by zimaya
Snape: the Homes Fries Nazi - pir8fancier - Harry Potter
"When Harry defeats Voldemort, all those marked by Voldemort lose their magic. Snape decamps to the United States, where he becomes a fry cook in a diner. Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry comes to him for advice. AU, obviously, as Snape was still alive when I wrote this story."

It still sounds like it should be SO much crackier. But the title is as cracktastic as it gets!
au  slash  fic  fandom:harrypotter  pairing:harry/snape  rating:nc-17  length:15000-35000  angst  size.kink  masturbation  author:pir8fancier 
may 2017 by zimaya
Break Down In the Shape of Things to Come - shaenie - White Collar
"After the battle in the Laurentian System, the Defiance requires extensive repairs, leaving Captain Burke filling in at Starfleet Academy (whether he wants to or not), where he meets troubled half-Vulcan Neal Caffrey, under what are not the best circumstances for either of them."
au  fic  slash  firsttime  fandom:startrek  fandom:whitecollar  length:65000+  pairing:peter/neal  rating:nc-17  telepathy  ponfarr  bonding/mating  author:shaenie  pining  angst  masturbation 
april 2017 by zimaya
Not Another Supersoldier Fantasy - triedunture - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"Bucky finds a popular sex toy modeled on Captain America's own anatomy. Well, isn't this just perfect? Because even after all this time, he still hasn’t seen Steve’s supersoldier cock. But apparently in this day and age anyone with $29.95 can get a decent replica. The unfairness of this is of galactic proportions."
fandom:avengers  fic  pairing:steve/bucky  fandom:mcu  rating:nc-17  pining  oblivious  sextoys  length:15000-35000  firsttime  angst  masturbation 
april 2017 by zimaya
keep it turned on - HalfFizzbin - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"Derek’s had a rough life up until this point. He’s beginning to learn perspective, and in the scheme of things, being a temporary woman is pretty minor."
fic  het  fandom:teenwolf  length:5000-15000  rating:nc-17  author:halffizbin  pairing:derek/stiles  fluff  established.relationship  masturbation  genderswap/sexswap 
november 2016 by zimaya
Anybody Else
"Severus Snape has a project for Harry Potter, Harry has other ideas."

(They work together on translating written Parseltongue.)
fic  slash  fandom:harrypotter  pairing:harry/snape  rating:nc-17  angst  length:15000-35000  masturbation 
august 2016 by zimaya
Unusual Requirements
/"If we are to do this, John, I think it's only fair to tell you that I have. Ahem. Unusual sexual requirements."/
author:resonant  slash  fic  fandom:sherlock  pairing:holmes/watson  length:2000-5000  rating:nc-17  voyeurism  orgasm.denial  masturbation 
august 2016 by zimaya
The Wave at Morning
After the fall, there are some subtle and then not-so-subtle shifts in their relationship. Will never seems to tell Hannibal 'no.'
fic  slash  fandom:hannibal  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  pairing:hannibal/will  author:emungere  spanking  dominate.me!  d/s  masturbation 
april 2016 by zimaya
Close Range Surveillance
/"The world's not ending. Any more," came through the wall to Harry's left.

That was Eggsy's voice, breathless and a touch smug, and apparently carrying on the other side of the orgasm conversation, which was enough to undo any and all calmness that the blue walls might have managed to achieve for Harry./
fandom:kingsman  fic  het  slash  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  voyeurism  pegging  pairing:eggsy/tilde  pairing:harry/eggsy  dirty.talk  sextoys  masturbation 
may 2015 by zimaya
its derek hale wtf
"Stiles doesn’t buy the whole magical, transcendent soulmate reveal story, snickers at all those movies where the couple touches each others marks for the first time, eyes glimmering over in emotion when they feel the bond surge through their bodies (who comes up with this stuff?), shakes his head at all those dreamy-eyed people willing to shell out money to track down their other half.
Stiles is just really ambivalent about the whole thing. He meets his other half in his lifetime? Cool. If not? It’s just fine; he’s happy where he is.
At least that’s what he keeps telling himself."
au  fic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  rating:nc-17  pairing:derek/stiles  length:35000-65000  pining  oblivious  voyeurism  true.love  masturbation 
january 2015 by zimaya
On Good Authority
"By the time John finally found Finch's house, it had stopped being a point to score and had become a grim slogging necessity."
author:astolat  d/s  sextoys  slash  fic  firsttime  length:2000-5000  pairing:finch/reese  dominate.me!  pining  rating:nc-17  masturbation  fandom:personofinterest 
september 2013 by zimaya
Werewolf Love Songs, Vol. 1
"Peter decides to use the power of Barry Manilow's music to make Stiles and Derek fall in love.

Meanwhile, there are monsters and stuff, and Stiles and Derek are stupid."
fandom:teenwolf  rating:nc-17  pairing:derek/stiles  length:35000-65000  humor  pining  oblivious  firsttime  knotting  underage  masturbation 
july 2013 by zimaya
Gordian Knot (Of Sex)
"Losing his virginity was hard enough when Lydia Martin was his sole focus. Now there are werewolves involved and this is way crazier. For one, there are a lot more dicks involved. (To be fair, in some of his fantasies, Lydia Martin had an impressive rubber cock.) Either way, Stiles doesn't know why he thought getting rid of his pesky virginity was going to be *easier* with Derek involved—the guy is practically allergic to doing *anything* the easy way and that includes Stiles. Being done. Because he's easy. What."
fic  knotting  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:nc-17  voyeurism  exhibitionism  dirty.talk  underage  size.kink  marking  sextoys  virgin  length:5000-15000  masturbation 
april 2013 by zimaya
A Craze You'd Endorse
"He's a 16-year-old guy. He has a *right* to jerk off." (Yet Derek objects.)
fic  pwp  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:nc-17  voyeurism  length:2000-5000  firsttime  slash  masturbation 
october 2012 by zimaya
All Things Bright and Beautiful
"An alternate universe in which Derek and Stiles are the same age, and Derek is Stiles's best friend who happens to be a werewolf, not Scott." And Derek is "like one of those spindly baby birds that's basically all bone and fluff. And acne."
au  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  length:2000-5000  virgin  jealousy  rating:r  pining  possessive  firsttime  masturbation 
september 2012 by zimaya
Dirty Little Prince (Grind Grind Grind)
"Loki. Masturbating... sort of. In a room full of bemused Avengers." (Perhaps the first gen fic I've ever rated R. Not really Loki/Tony, it's just that Tony really can't help himself when it comes to flirting. And strange alien masturbation gets filed under 'nonstandard genitalia' because idek.)
crack  fic  gen  rating:r  fandom:avengers  length:2000-5000  pairing:loki/tony  dirty.talk  nonstandard.genitalia  exhibitionism  humor  masturbation 
july 2012 by zimaya
A Cure For Boredom
"They'd never talked about sex in the year they'd known each other. Well, that wasn't quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions." (It's important to do things systematically.)
fic  slash  dominate.me!  d/s  fandom:sherlock  pairing:holmes/watson  length:65000+  rating:nc-17  bondage  dirty.talk  sextoys  angst  threesome  het  voyeurism  exhibitionism  pining  sciencemadethemdoit  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
may 2012 by zimaya
Experimental Physics
"There were times when John really wished he'd learned to keep his mouth shut." (As I give in and make a "science made them do it" tag.)

Alt link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10408905
fic  slash  author:keelywolfe  fandom:sherlock  length:2000-5000  pairing:holmes/watson  rating:nc-17  exhibitionism  sciencemadethemdoit  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
march 2012 by zimaya
Late Night Phone Call
"Arthur usually finds blatant fishing for compliments extremely irritating, but in Eames’ case he is reluctantly charmed. In fact, he writes the phrase “reluctantly charmed” into the Eames notebook the moment the words occur to him because they so perfectly encapsulate his entire situation." Arthur works at an insomniacs helpline, and Eames calls in.
au  fandom:inception  fic  slash  pairing:arthur/eames  rating:nc-17  dirty.talk  phone.sex  length:5000-15000  angst  masturbation 
december 2011 by zimaya
Fatal Distraction // A Job Well Done // Culmination
Age Difference AU: "Raven is six years older than Charles; Charles has never really considered this age difference vitally important in one way or another, except to decide that even if Raven were six years younger than Charles, she would probably boss him around in the exact same way. He doesn’t really think much of the difference between fifteen and twenty-one, until Raven comes home from college for a study weekend with her new best friend in tow, introduces him cheerfully as Erik Lehnsherr, and Charles finds himself falling head-over-heels into a train wreck of doomed lust."
fic  slash  fandom:x-men  pairing:charles/erik  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  pining  virgin  firsttime  modern!au  masturbation 
november 2011 by zimaya
We Started From
(Panic! at the Disco group slash fic) The author basically sums it up as: "Wouldn't it be awesome, I thought, if Brendon decided they should have a designated jerking-off time once they got a bus? And then they would hear each other making all these hot sounds, and they would get all turned on EVEN MORE and sex would happen! It would be great!

Then Ryan Ross got ahold of my POV and fucked that idea all to hell. He decided that instead of awesomeness and greatness, there would be angst and misunderstandings. But eventually sex! So that's good at least."
fic  slash  fandom:bandom  length:15000-35000  rating:nc-17  angst  pining  oblivious  voyeurism  exhibitionism  masturbation 
november 2011 by zimaya
Five Times Sam was Embarrassed (but also turned on)
"Growing up in tight proximity with Dean – trying to find enough privacy to jerk off, having to roll around in the dirt wrestling on their dad's orders, not to mention Dean's complete lack of personal boundaries - is a sexual mindfuck for Sam. When the realization of just how much Dean's affected him comes crashing home, Sam is devastated. As an adult, freshly returned to hunting with his brother, Dean's exuberant proximity is a trial on Sam's nerves, but Sam's not the only one who was affected deeply by their childhood together."
fic  firsttime  fandom:spn  length:5000-15000  rating:nc-17  pairing:sam/dean  pining  angst  incest  masturbation 
november 2011 by zimaya
Watching You (Transformers fic)
"Set during the 2007 movie, after Sam has purchased his car but before he knows exactly what he's gotten into. Strange things are happening in Sam's life. As per normal." For the prompt: "something slightly AU in which Sam doesn't know Bee is an Autobot and is in the backseat of the car doing....ahem." (Because Sam and Bumblebee are the gayest thing ever, and it's adorable.)
fic  slash  firsttime  fandom:transformers  length:5000-15000  rating:nc-17  author:keelywolfe  masturbation 
september 2011 by zimaya
No Man Is Born an Angler
Even when they're stranded on another planet, maybe decades from rescue, Jack's not about to admit anything.
fic  pairing:jack/daniel  slash  rating:nc-17  fandom:sg-1  length:2000-5000  stranded.alone  offworld  angst  exhibitionism  voyeurism  masturbation 
august 2011 by zimaya
The Perfect Specimen
"Sherlock thought he was above emotional attachment to people until John Watson came along. He also thought he was above sexual urges... until he saw John Watson's massive cock. Suddenly, life in 221B is an exercise in getting a glimpse at that package without being noticed."
fic  fandom:sherlock  firsttime  voyeurism  pairing:holmes/watson  length:5000-15000  size.kink  rating:nc-17  masturbation 
july 2011 by zimaya
window born to be broken
"Eames is a romance novelist. There is a very pretty man in the office across the way from his new apartment."
au  fandom:inception  fic  pairing:arthur/eames  slash  rating:r  length:2000-5000  pining  oblivious  voyeurism  exhibitionism  masturbation 
july 2011 by zimaya
NCIS Gibbs/DiNozzo PWP
The author was inspired after a conversation led to her friend saying, “I would love to see Gibbs in his basement, sanding down the dildo ...”
pwp  slash  fic  voyeurism  exhibitionism  rating:nc-17  fandom:ncis  length:2000-5000  pairing:gibbs/dinozzo  sextoys  dominate.me!  dirty.talk  masturbation 
july 2011 by zimaya
If I Was
"It had started out as a joke, a way to pass the time during boring mission briefings. If it had the added benefit of driving McKay crazy, well, all the better." Sheppard would totally be the type to play Gay Chicken without informing his opponent.
humor  firsttime  angst  slash  fic  fandom:sga  oblivious  pairing:mckay/sheppard  length:2000-5000  rating:nc-17  pining  masturbation 
july 2011 by zimaya
Double Occupancy
"Being on the same planet with John Sheppard was aggravating enough, sometimes; being in the same body was an order of magnitude worse."
bodyswap  angst  slash  fic  telepathy  fandom:sga  firsttime  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  pairing:mckay/sheppard  masturbation 
july 2011 by zimaya
Where You Want To Be
"John's used to not getting what he wants. Includes: public sex, the good drugs, the bad drugs, penis-shaped fruit, Dancing!Rodney, and the ping pong ball from hell."
slash  angst  fic  author:semivowel  humor  firsttime  fandom:sga  offworld  aliensmadethemdoit  drugs  rating:nc-17  pining  oblivious  action/adventure  length:5000-15000  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
july 2011 by zimaya
Untitled (Athur + Eames + dirty talk)
"Eames teases Arthur with descriptions of past sexual encounters. Descriptions get more and more graphic as Arthur also joins in oneupmanship." And then it really starts to get dirty.
fic  slash  firsttime  fandom:inception  pairing:arthur/eames  dirty.talk  bondage  length:2000-5000  rating:nc-17  masturbation 
june 2011 by zimaya
Like a Glove
"John fantasizes about Sherlock’s gloves with spectacular results."
fic  slash  firsttime  clothing!kink  length:<2000  fandom:sherlock  pairing:holmes/watson  rating:nc-17  pwp  masturbation 
may 2011 by zimaya
Not Some Romantical Enounter (NC-17; Jayne/Simon, Jayne/Inara)
"Jayne's shoulder hurts, and his pants are too tight." (Technically, it's crossbow!kink, but "gun kink" is close enough.)
fic  het  fandom:firefly  pairing:jayne/simon  rating:nc-17  slash  exhibitionism  length:2000-5000  gun.kink  masturbation 
may 2011 by zimaya
Play for Me Tonight
For the prompt: "John sat all alone in his bedroom, jerking off to the sound of Sherlock playing the violin. Bonus points if it turns out Sherlock was playing whilst thinking about John."
slash  fandom:sherlock  fic  rating:nc-17  pairing:holmes/watson  length:2000-5000  masturbation 
may 2011 by zimaya
curving like the ocean toward you
"If it ain't broke, fix it anyway." Danny winds up helping Steve fix up his house; both are letting the renovation drag out.
slash  fic  author:gyzym  firsttime  humor  angst  fluff  pairing:steve/danny  domestic!fic  pining  oblivious  fandom:hawaiifive-0  rating:nc-17  kidfic  length:15000-35000  masturbation 
march 2011 by zimaya
Safe Place
Mohinder needs to believe he's safe from Sylar here. (So he can have sexyfuntimes by himself in the tub. About Sylar. <3)
fandom:heroes  rating:nc-17  slash  fic  pairing:mylar  length:<2000  angst  masturbation 
march 2011 by zimaya
Does not Fade to Gray
"Peter makes Neal see things a whole new way." (He never expected to like being bossed around.)
fic  rating:nc-17  slash  fandom:whitecollar  length:<2000  pairing:peter/neal  pining  dominate.me!  d/s  masturbation 
march 2011 by zimaya
Why don't you try me?
"Steve and Danny both want the same thing, they just don't know it yet."
fic  slash  firsttime  fandom:hawaiifive-0  length:5000-15000  pairing:steve/danny  angst  pining  oblivious  rating:nc-17  masturbation 
march 2011 by zimaya
Portrait of the Artist, Not of the Sitter
Eames jacked off all the time as a teenager to photos of this one young guy modeling in a catalog. Several years later, that same model--Arthur--is the nude model for Eames's art class.
au  fandom:inception  fic  fluff  pairing:arthur/eames  pining  rating:nc-17  slash  length:5000-15000  oblivious  angst  college!AU  masturbation 
march 2011 by zimaya
Superman for Sale
"Clark goes missing and Lex tries to figure out why. He ends up "buying" Superman from a kidnapper, who had put him under a spell . . . " (Naturally, I was disappointed that the fic did not include nearly enough kinky magic dubcon sex for my tastes. *grumble*)
angst  fandom:smallville  slash  fic  action/adventure  firsttime  pairing:clark/lex  rating:nc-17  dubcon  slave!fic  dominate.me!  true.love  length:35000-65000  pining  hurt/comfort  bondage  cuddling  fluff  masturbation 
february 2011 by zimaya
Ginger Sling with a Pineapple Heart
Eames is Arthur's new neighbor. Arthur definitely wants a piece of that. Arthur is in high school, though, (and Eames is years older) so mostly all he can do is pine and jerk himself off.
fic  fandom:inception  pairing:arthur/eames  slash  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  underage  au  pining  masturbation 
january 2011 by zimaya
Sauna UST. Then Clark confesses to Lex that he might possibly, maybe, be gay. Lex doesn't react as well as he'd hoped.
slash  fandom:smallville  firsttime  fic  pairing:clark/lex  angst  length:5000-15000  pining  oblivious  rating:nc-17  underage  masturbation 
january 2011 by zimaya
Keep the Ring
Merlin fantasizes about Arthur's rings, and how they would feel with Arthur's hands on him, in him.
fic  slash  fandom:merlin  pairing:arthur/merlin  length:<2000  rating:nc-17  pining  clothing!kink  masturbation 
january 2011 by zimaya
The Best Things in Life are Free
"Hopeless geek Rodney McKay offers high school quarterback John Sheppard $1000 to make him cool. A story about growing up, finding out who you are, and deciding what you're going to do about it."
au  slash  fic  angst  humor  het  fandom:sga  firsttime  pining  pairing:mckay/sheppard  rating:nc-17  length:65000+  highschool!au  family  hurt/comfort  jealousy  masturbation 
january 2011 by zimaya
Talking Dirty
//"It's a major obstacle to successful porn dialogue that there are so few attractive words to describe anything to do with sex."// Stuck in separate prison cells, McKay talks with Sheppard through a vent, to pass the time.
fic  slash  firsttime  humor  fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  length:2000-5000  rating:nc-17  dirty.talk  pining  offworld  author:toft  masturbation 
january 2011 by zimaya
four boots, five thousand two hundred and eighty feet
//"So what you're saying is, learning to love yourself really is the greatest love of all!"// John and Rodney, body-swapped.
bodyswap  slash  fic  humor  crack  firsttime  fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  length:2000-5000  rating:nc-17  aliensmadethemdoit  ancient.tech  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
january 2011 by zimaya
Your Inevitable Unhappy Ending
//The first time John thought Rodney was sexy, he'd just suffered a blow to the head, so he didn't give it much thought, afterwards, Rodney's anxious face, the abrupt downward curves of his mouth, his shoulders, his hand brushing John's cheek just before John closed his eyes.// Somehow I have this fic saved to my computer but not here on Del, which is just plain wrong. This is maybe the ultimate fic for me, when it comes to John and Rodney and how bad they are at relationships, each in their special, special way, (yet somehow making it work despite that.)
angst  fic  au  slash  author:helenish  humor  fandom:sga  aliensmadethemdoit  jealousy  pining  oblivious  miscommunication  rating:nc-17  firsttime  bondage  length:15000-35000  favorite  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
january 2011 by zimaya
Walking the Line
"Snapshots of moments when Dean almost gave in to Sam, and what happened when he stopped fighting it."
angst  slash  fic  firsttime  pairing:sam/dean  rating:nc-17  fandom:spn  length:5000-15000  pining  anon!sex  voyeurism  dominate.me!  magicmadethemdoit  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
december 2010 by zimaya
In This Life
"Dean would do anything to help Castiel live a happy and fulfilling human life, but Cas' ideas about how to do that are eating away at their friendship. When Dean finally comes to terms with why this is, will it be too late to save what they had?"
slash  angst  fic  firsttime  rating:nc-17  pining  pairing:dean/castiel  length:5000-15000  fandom:spn  oblivious  anon!sex  miscommunication  voyeurism  protective  jealousy  proxy!sex  masturbation 
december 2010 by zimaya
Coming Soon
"In which Sam and Dean get a sneak preview of their coming attraction. So to speak." Sneaking in to movies to nap gradually becomes more Wincesty.
cuddling  firsttime  fic  slash  fandom:spn  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  pairing:sam/dean  public!sex  incest  masturbation 
december 2010 by zimaya
Simply Irresistible
"Dean Winchester is rendered even more irresistible than usual by a particularly passionate goddess." Which makes things very uncomfortable for Sam, who runs away a lot. Luckily, Castiel can help!
fic  crack  humor  pairing:dean/castiel  slash  magicmadethemdoit  rating:r  length:2000-5000  pairing:sam/dean  incest  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
december 2010 by zimaya
Camelot's Sweethearts
"Arthur is a film star, Merlin is his personal assistant who might, possibly be head over heels in love with him. However, Arthur's more interested in his ex, Morgana, and then the mysterious Sophia to notice. Oh, and Will is awesome."
au  fic  slash  fandom:merlin  angst  modern!au  rating:r  firsttime  pining  oblivious  length:35000-65000  pairing:arthur/merlin  domestic!fic  jealousy  hurt/comfort  masturbation 
december 2010 by zimaya
It's Been Known to Happen
"McCoy walks in on Kirk, using sex toys, because he's trying to be a good Captain and not have sex with his crew. McCoy decides to help him with that." But with almost a plot!
angst  slash  rating:nc-17  fluff  pairing:kirk/mccoy  fandom:startrek  fic  pining  oblivious  anon!sex  sextoys  firsttime  voyeurism  length:2000-5000  masturbation 
december 2010 by zimaya
In and Out of Being
The author's summary: "So you know how White Collar is entirely a show about 24/7 bondage? Yeah. I sort of happened to write a thing about that, set within the events of [ep 1x06]."
fic  fandom:whitecollar  pairing:peter/neal  slash  length:<2000  rating:nc-17  bondage  possessive  pining  dominate.me!  masturbation 
december 2010 by zimaya
Teen Antichrist (Masterlist)
Crack!AU, Sam is the Teen Antichrist. I hunted forever till I found the master list for this elusive series.
au  crack  humor  slash  fic  angst  pairing:sam/dean  series  firsttime  fandom:spn  rating:nc-17  rating:r  rating:pg-13  dirty.talk  spanking  voyeurism  exhibitionism  cuddling  crossdressing  underage  jealousy  incest  masturbation 
december 2010 by zimaya
The Air Moves in to Fill the Spaces Where My Body's Been
"It's not about Dean. Really." There's just something about having the same girl that Dean's already had. (Proxy sex at its finest, oh yes.)
het  slash  pwp  rating:nc-17  pairing:sam/dean  fandom:spn  fic  incest  anon!sex  voyeurism  exhibitionism  proxy!sex  firsttime  pining  car!sex  length:5000-15000  masturbation 
december 2010 by zimaya
"John has a useful gift for compartmentalization: he discards the irrelevant and moves on. Then Rodney makes an ill-considered move on a mission, John steps up to take responsibility for making reparations to the locals, and things take a turn for the complicated as Rodney, an alien society, and an armada of ships make standard operating procedure completely impossible." (A.k.a. whatever the opposite of "amnesia fic" is. Long fic, I'd guesstimate over 100k words, which, given my dirty mind, was maybe 70k more than my ideal long fic. Towards the latter parts it started to feel like it was two long fics that got linked together, plotwise.)
fic  angst  slash  fandom:sga  au  firsttime  spanking  pairing:mckay/sheppard  length:65000+  rating:nc-17  hurt/comfort  pining  oblivious  voyeurism  exhibitionism  public!sex  ancient.tech  author:shaenie  masturbation 
december 2010 by zimaya
Castiel is posing the secretary of Dean "Smith." His orders are to get Dean feeling powerful again. This naturally leads to him on his knees in Dean's office. Repeatedly.
d/s  au  angst  pairing:dean/castiel  dubcon  fic  slash  firsttime  fandom:spn  rating:nc-17  dominate.me!  marking  sadomasochism  spanking  length:5000-15000  masturbation 
december 2010 by zimaya
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