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the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated - laughingalonewithducks - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
In order to keep the two worlds from colliding (and his cushy life as a wealthy noble second son from being destroyed), Shen Yuan decides that it's time to nip things in the bud.

He's going to kill Shen Qingqiu before Proud Immortal Demon Way even begins, and Shen Jiu, the weird, secretive cultivator he met in a teahouse, is going to help him.
fic  slash  rating:nc-17  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:originalshenqingqiu/shenqingqiu  length:2000-5000  au 
28 days ago by zimaya
Best Efforts - arboretum - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
After dinner, Shen Qingqiu offered to help wash up, but Luo Binghe gave him a look so simultaneously horrified and straight up terrifying that Shen Qingqiu thought better of it before the sentence was fully out of his mouth. He snapped his fan open and coughed briefly, then fanned himself and allowed his beautiful, radiant, undying boy-god disciple protagonist lover (send help) to pick up the dishes and take them out to wash.
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  bondage 
5 weeks ago by zimaya
an opiate; helpmate - yeats - Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
"Geralt," Jaskier says, displaying what he feels is admirable restraint, "if you don't stick your cock inside me this very instant, I will tear out your fucking hair."
fic  slash  fandom:thewitcher  pairing:geralt/jaskier  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  pwp  size.kink  dirty.talk  scent.kink  marking 
6 weeks ago by zimaya
Mine - Craftybadger1234 - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
You are born with your soulmate's first words to you written in black on your palm. They fade to silver when you hear them.

Draco's have been silver for as long as he can remember.
fandom:harrypotter  fic  slash  pairing:harry/draco  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  soulmates  angst 
6 weeks ago by zimaya
do u expect me, a gay, to remember everything i write - lazulisong - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
"What?" says Shang Qinghua. "No, he's not. Why would he court me? He thinks I'm like, a hamster."

"Okay, then why is he dropping like, monsters and shit at your door?" says Cucumber-bro. "That's how they like, show people they can provide for them or whatever."

"Why would they do that!" shrieks Shang Qinghua. "I never --"

"It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands."

"No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"
author:lazulisong  domestic!fic  fluff  humor  crack  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:mobei-jun/shangqinghua  rating:pg-13  pets  length:2000-5000  courtship 
7 weeks ago by zimaya
The Life and Times of Luo Binghe, Demon Firefighter and Reluctant Witch - Jinxed_Ink - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Luo Binghe turned towards the source of the voice, and saw him, then, outlined in golden light, the bamboo leaves casting delicate shadows on his features.

The most wonderful man in the world.

“Gah,” said Luo Binghe, eloquently.

The most wonderful man in the world’s gaze shifted from Luo Binghe, to the inferno still raging in his apartment. His fair brow creased. “What has that idiot done now?”

((Next work is "The Life and Times of Luo Binghe, Semi-Competent Witch and Deeply Incompetent Seducer."))
fic  humor  au  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  modern!au 
7 weeks ago by zimaya
The Perilous Adventures of Police Dog Derek - cryptomoon, dr_girlfriend - Teen Wolf (TV)
“Seriously, though.” Stiles squints at his dad. “Since when did you start talking to yourself? Did empty nest syndrome really hit you that hard?”

John goes back around the counter, flipping the bacon in one skillet and then stirring up some eggs in the other.

“I was talking to Scout,” he says placidly.

“Who the fuh — fudge is Scout?”

John rolls his eyes. “Scout, say hi.”


Stiles jumps, spilling hot coffee down his arm.

“Jesus!” he yelps. He licks his dripping arm — waste not, want not — and then rounds the kitchen island.

Sitting there, looking way too smug, is — well, he’s not exactly willing to bet the house on it, but Stiles is 99% sure that that’s a motherfucking werewolf.
fic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  au  transformation  pets  humor 
7 weeks ago by zimaya
O Captain, My Captain - novembersmith - Temeraire - Novik
The prompt was "Transformation stuff - Laurence and Temeraire discover some sort of magic plot device artifact which allows them to change from human to dragon, or the other way around, or both. Sexytimes ensue, obviously."
fic  slash  fandom:temeraire  pairing:laurence/temeraire  transformation  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  firsttime 
8 weeks ago by zimaya
Late Gifts of Winterfair - james - Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
Ivan doesn't appreciate being kidnapped, and he doesn't know what to do about Gregor. For a change, none of this is Miles' fault.
fic  slash  fandom:vorkosigansaga  pairing:gregor/ivan  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  angst  pining  humor  protective 
8 weeks ago by zimaya
Anthony J. Crowley, Retired Demon and Airbnb Superhost - TheOldAquarian - Good Omens (TV)
What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.

The resulting Airbnb property in Mayfair has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."
fic  gen  fandom:goodomens  rating:pg  length:2000-5000  humor 
10 weeks ago by zimaya
I'm Game (A Very Craigslist Thanksgiving) - dr_girlfriend - Teen Wolf (TV)
"If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game," the ad had said. "I can do these things, at your request: openly hit on other guests while you act like you don't notice, start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion, propose to you in front of everyone, pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, I don't drink, but I used to. a lot. too much in fact. I know the drill), start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see. I require no pay but the free meal I will receive as a guest."
fic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  fluff  holiday!fic  family  meet-cute  au 
november 2019 by zimaya
Starting Now I’m Starting Over - skoosiepants - Teen Wolf (TV)
Stiles is surprised, when he accidentally tumbles into Professor Hale’s legs on a mad dash down the halls, that Derek leans down and scoops him up and…cuddles him into his arms.


Stiles may or may not have gotten his professorship at Hogwarts because he can turn into a cat.
au  author:skoosiepants  crossover  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:pg-13  fandom:teenwolf  fandom:harrypotter  length:2000-5000  fic  slash  transformation  pets 
november 2019 by zimaya
Heat like a Dumpster Fire - tuesday - Venom (Movie 2018)
An a/b/o AU, in which aliens still intend to invade, but they are quickly given cause to regret.

"You're probably still feeling the sedative the EMTs gave you. It's okay if you're feeling a little woozy."

"Lot woozy." Eddie tried to grab a pillow, but he just swatted it to the floor. "The fuck is wrong with me?"

"Well." Dan took a small pause. "We haven't gotten your full blood work back yet, but it's pretty obvious you're in heat."

"I have an implant," Eddie tried to protest, but the words came out mangled.

The meaning must have come across clear enough, because Dan said, "Yes, but for some reason it stopped working. You really are in heat, Eddie."
fic  fandom:venom  slash  tentacle.sex  alpha/beta/omega!au  pairing:eddie/venom  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  au  crack  heat 
october 2019 by zimaya
Your Eyes Only - tuesday - Marvel Cinematic Universe
It was an accident. Tony did not, as a rule, check up on Peter these days, and while he had kept the monitoring programs, they were there in case of emergency.
fic  slash  fandom:avengers  pairing:tony/peter  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  voyeurism  masturbation  author:tuesday 
october 2019 by zimaya
It's Fucking Aliens - tuesday - Venom (Movie 2018)
In which Eddie Brock is a porn star with a loyal following and Venom is still his loving boyfriend.

JackNHoff: So has anyone else noticed The E.D. Cock Report has gotten really ... weird? Like, did he go to film school and specialize in special effects? Is this the glorious, artistic results of us funding his college education?
OrangeYouGlad2CMyBanana: What do you mean?
fandom:venom  pairing:eddie/venom  fic  slash  author:tuesday  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  humor  au  porn  exhibitionism 
october 2019 by zimaya
persuasion - verity - 千秋 | Thousand Autumns - Meng Xi Shi
When Shen Qiao had left Mount Xuandu to fight Kunye, he hadn't expected that it was his first step out of seclusion. He'd taken half a step onto the peak where they fought and another half tumbling into the world—onto the path of Yan Wushi below him.


The Demonic Sect Leader Who Cried Married and The Daoist Former Sect Leader Who Just Thought They Were Platonically Dual Cultivating.)
fic  slash  fandom:thousandautumns  fandom:miscellaneous  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  fake.relationship  oblivious  pining  author:verity 
october 2019 by zimaya
Pressure Tactics - lightgetsin - Dresden Files - Jim Butcher
Marcone settled a knee between mine, insinuating herself like a snake. Into my space, into my life, into my head, and now into my freaking pants. Sometimes I swear it might have been easier to agree to be her pet wizardess all those years ago. Maybe she would have been satisfied with a little piece of me, instead of demanding everything.

. . . Nah.
femslash  fic  fandom:dresdenfiles  author:lightgetsin  rating:nc-17  pairing:dresden/marcone  length:2000-5000  sextoys  firsttime  pwp  genderswap/sexswap 
october 2019 by zimaya
Look into the details - Cecentre - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
The master-and-servant relationship had changed in different ways after he returned, and Shang Qinghua was curious to see how far the changes went.
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:mobei-jun/shangqinghua  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  fluff  oblivious 
october 2019 by zimaya
hurdling - baekhyun (baruna) - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
Luo Binghe never knew how creative Shizun could be with his insults until the man stopped calling him a variety of cruel names.

He was no longer “it”, or “scum”, or “demon spawn". There were other names too, that Luo Binghe can remember with slight fondness. “Filth”, and “trash”, and “whore-son”— that one had been used when they’d just fallen into the Abyss. It angered Luo Binghe exceptionally at the time.

All these names now transitioned into a singular designation: “Binghe”.

((Original!SQQ tries to push LBH into the Endless Abyss but falls down with him.))
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:originalluobinghe/originalshenqingqiu  rating:r  au  jealousy  length:2000-5000 
october 2019 by zimaya
malicious compliance - snakeandladders - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
1) During one of Luo Binghe's feeding sessions, Shen Qingqiu makes a request, and Luo Binghe interprets it however he likes.
2) Luo Binghe has been interpreting Shen Qingqiu's words however he likes for a very, very long time.
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  vampire!fic  rating:r  au  length:2000-5000 
september 2019 by zimaya
there's nothing wrong with me (loving you, baby) - ToAStranger - Stranger Things (TV 2016)
“Mr. Hargrove,

It has come to HR’s attention that you have, once again, used company property incorrectly. Please refrain from using the break room as a work out facility during your lunch hour. If you are in need a gym recommendation, I'm happy to provide you some. Remove your weights from the lower cabinets at your earliest convenience.

Regards, S. Harrington”

This isn’t the first ridiculous email Steve has had to send to Hargrove, and Steve sincerely doubts it will be his last.
au  fic  slash  fandom:strangerthings  pairing:billy/steve  rating:r  length:2000-5000  humor 
september 2019 by zimaya
The Proud and Vigorous Demon's Bride - Sath - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
When Shen Qingqiu is poisoned yet again, he has to stay behind while Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge set out to retrieve the rare flower that can cure it. But the flower is kept behind a door that can only be opened by one thing… [BEEP].
fandom:scumvillain  fic  humor  [x]MadeThemDoIt  slash  pairing:luobinghe/liuqingge  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000 
september 2019 by zimaya
A Touch of Jealousy - acernor - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxi
Shen Qingqiu draws his hand slowly up, over the fabric of Yue Qingyuan’s sect leader robes, tracing the line of his lapel. His voice is still low in Yue Qingyuan’s ears. “Look at that. A single touch, and you close your eyes and let me do whatever I want. Do you give it up this easily for everyone?”

“Qingqiu Shidi…” Yue Qingyuan says, voice carefully controlled, to hide the shiver that wants to work its way through him.

“If you’re really so desperate, I can help you,” Shen Qingqiu says, voice so low it’s almost a whisper. “You need that? For someone to give it to you, even though you’re too much of a coward to ask for it?”
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:yueqingyuan/originalshenqingqiu  rating:nc-17  jealousy  length:2000-5000  author:acernor 
september 2019 by zimaya
How to Rumple Those Sheets - Titans_R_Us - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Based on 'He Was Made For Untidy Rooms and Rumpled Beds' because Luo Binghe isn't the only one who's thirsty.

Happens post-abyss where Luo Binghe snaps in a 'different' way when they reunite in Jinlan City.
au  fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  dubcon  wall!sex  dirty.talk  praisekink 
september 2019 by zimaya
Predictable Outcome - acernor - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
“Well,” Luo Binghe says, looking at Liu Qingge with a complicated expression on his face. Liu Qingge glares, spitting the blood out of his mouth, and goes to suck at on the wound on his arm again, trying to draw out as much of the poison as possible.

“I could cure it, but you’re not going to like it.”
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/liuqingge  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  [x]MadeThemDoIt  hate!sex  author:acernor 
september 2019 by zimaya
Except You Enthrall Me - emjee (MerryHeart) - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
The point is that old habits die hard, and when you’ve spent six thousand years repressing your feelings because your feelings are very dangerous for everyone involved, it turns out there’s not a switch that you can flip to make you wholeheartedly accept the tenderness that your beloved bastard angel offers you.

or, "Tie Me Up and Tell Me I'm Important: the Anthony J. Crowley Story"
fic  slash  fandom:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  bondage  praisekink 
september 2019 by zimaya
This Demon Blood is too OP! - firesonic152 - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
The Demon Blood had certainly been used for sexual purposes in the original Proud Immortal Demon Way; most plot devices were hijacked for smutty scenes one way or another. But not even Airplane had thought to use it like this!

The Luo BingHe of this messed up version might have become a failure in every other aspect of romance, Shen QingQiu reflected in the background of his increasing panic, but he had to give credit where credit was due: this was certainly creative.
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  dubcon  masturbation 
september 2019 by zimaya
in this place, i yearn (for you) - claudine - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
“You owe me, remember? I’ve come to collect,” Luo Binghe murmured, pushing his thighs apart with the flat of his hands. Then he reached up, underneath, and held Shen Qingqiu in his palm. He was half-hard. Luo Binghe smiled. With quick fingers, he unfastened the the ties of his pants, and gripped him fully.
angst  fandom:scumvillain  fic  slash  length:2000-5000  pairing:originalluobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:nc-17  dubcon  au 
august 2019 by zimaya
The Most Exhausting Week - Jade_Dragoness - Person of Interest (TV), The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher
Their new number is named Harry Dresden. Is he a victim or a perpetrator?

((What other fandoms both feature giant, deadly, cuddly puppies?))
fic  gen  rating:pg-13  fandom:personofinterest  fandom:dresdenfiles  length:2000-5000  crossover 
august 2019 by zimaya
Maturity is Relative - miss_aphelion - The Dresden Files - Jim Butcher
"I'm not—" I sputtered, indignant. "I'm not a child! It's a…it's a technicality! And I probably could get it, except they'd want to see my identification, and I—" Marcone held up a hand, forestalling me. Usually that wouldn't have worked, but I was actually relieved for the excuse to shut up.

"You can't get it for me…because you'll be carded?" he asked carefully, his brow furrowing in disbelief.

(Or the one where Marcone learns that by Wizard standards, Dresden isn't actually considered a legal adult).

((As I amuse myself by tagging this "kidfic"...))
fic  gen  rating:pg  fandom:dresdenfiles  length:2000-5000  protective  kidfic 
august 2019 by zimaya
Small Favors - susiecarter - DC Extended Universe
Bruce doesn't exactly intend to start doing nice things for Clark. But once he has, he can't stop—and maybe Clark doesn't want him to try.
fic  slash  fandom:dcu  pairing:clark/bruce  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  fluff  pining  oblivious 
august 2019 by zimaya
indelible - greased_lightning_rod - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
It turns out glitter is miracle-proof and, also, that it itches. Crowley needs some help preening. He gets a bit more than he bargained for.
fandom:goodomens  fic  slash  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  pining  wing!fic 
july 2019 by zimaya
Downfall - idiopathicsmile - Good Omens (TV)
From the kinkmeme: "rape fantasy, Aziraphale might have fantasized a fair amount about Crowley tempting him quite forcefully, with lots of talk about how he'll be tainted, how he'll Fall just like he did so long ago. When they get together post-Apocalypse, Aziraphale shares his fantasies with Crowley and he's happy to indulge them."

Established relationship, feat. consent, negotiation, safewords, and cuddling after.
humor  fluff  fic  slash  dirty.talk  fandom:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  rating:nc-17  established.relationship  length:2000-5000  roleplay  dubcon  noncon  cuddling 
july 2019 by zimaya
Ineffable Husbands - ImprobableDreams900 - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Aziraphale finds an old marriage certificate in one of his books, and it has two very familiar signatures at the bottom...
fic  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  slash  fandom:goodomens  rating:pg  fluff  marriage  oblivious  length:2000-5000 
july 2019 by zimaya
When in Rome - reserve - Good Omens (TV)
“Well.” Crowley stood and stretched, looking rather more serpentine than usual. “See you at the orgy then. I’ll look for you by the buffet.”
fic  slash  fandom:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  rating:r  length:2000-5000  firsttime  public!sex  pining  angst  oblivious 
july 2019 by zimaya
By Definition - idiopathicsmile - Good Omens (TV)
Aziraphale has certainly dabbled in the world of carnal delights over the years, most notably in the late nineteenth century, when a certain infernal adversary was enjoying a century-long nap and seemingly the only way to pass the time had been to develop some hobbies.
fic  slash  fandom:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  asexuality  d/s  firsttime 
july 2019 by zimaya
get religion quick (cause you're looking divine) - brinnanza - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
So it was fine. Even if Crowley couldn’t love him, he clearly liked him well enough, and that was almost the same thing.

It no doubt would have continued to be fine, or at least fine-adjacent, were it not for a narrowly averted apocalypse and several bottles of a really quite nice Riesling Aziraphale had found in the back room of his newly restored bookshop.
fandom:goodomens  fic  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  rating:pg  length:2000-5000  pining  oblivious  slash 
june 2019 by zimaya
Four-Letter Words - idiopathicsmile - Good Omens (TV)
Prompt: "humiliation kink by way of compliment, Aziraphale gets Crowley hot and bothered by accusing him of goodness."

It’s a chilly day in November of 1987, and Aziraphale badly wants a drink.
fic  slash  fandom:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  rating:r  length:2000-5000  dirty.talk  praisekink  ds 
june 2019 by zimaya
Love Hath Made Thee a Tame Snake - thehoyden - Good Omens (TV)
He was the bloody Serpent of Eden, and he wasn’t going to stand for this kind of flagrant trespassing.
fandom:goodomens  fic  slash  het  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  author:thehoyden  length:2000-5000  rating:nc-17  firsttime 
june 2019 by zimaya
a city wall and a trampoline - kafkian - Good Omens (TV)
In their cottage in the South Downs, when Crowley eventually succeeds in getting Aziraphale to use a laptop, it takes Aziraphale literal hours to get past the default Windows screensavers of picturesque locations because 'oh, look, isn't it lovely, Crowley!'


5 times Crowley knows he’s in love with Aziraphale + 1 time he knows the reverse.
fandom:goodomens  fic  slash  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  pining  fluff  oblivious 
june 2019 by zimaya
In the (Second) Beginning - cherryfeather - Good Omens (TV)
As their lunch stretches on Aziraphale slowly comes to realize that Crowley is—enjoying him. Enjoying Aziraphale’s conversation, and company, far more openly than he has in most of Aziraphale’s memory. And Aziraphale knows that he himself is just chattering on, letting conversational tangents carry him along, and—it’s definitely relief, for him, knowing for the first time in a long time that they aren’t being watched, that no one is keeping score for now.

Aziraphale realizes that Crowley's been saying something rather loudly for a week.
fic  slash  fandom:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  rating:r  hurt/comfort  length:2000-5000 
june 2019 by zimaya
Make It Till You Fake It - AggressiveWhenStartled - Multifandom
“/Ned/,” Peter said, like a drowning man sighting land. “/Ned/. Captain America and the Winter Soldier are fake dating /right now/ and it is the most painfully awkward and obvious thing I have ever seen, all of us want to die, /Ned/.”
fic  slash  fake.relationship  established.relationship  fandom:avengers  humor  pairing:steve/bucky  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000 
february 2019 by zimaya
Epic Misunderstanding - rivkat - Smallville
For jackycomelately: something on the aftermath of Doomsday killing Clark; Lex having to step in and help the Justice League when Wonder Woman asks.

((The Justice League is convinced Clark and Lex had secretly been in a relationship, and nothing Lex says after Clark's (apparent) death gets them to stop treating him like a widower.))
fic  slash  firsttime  humor  fandom:smallville  fandom:dcu  pairing:clark/lex  rating:r  length:2000-5000  author:rivkat 
january 2019 by zimaya
American Heathcliff (Brooding and Comely) - silverlining99 - Teen Wolf (TV)
Derek's family history is long, and way more complicated than Stiles would have guessed.

((Sequel to "Temporary Like Achilles," with 3 more after!))
fic  slash  [x]MadeThemDoIt  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  dubcon  angst  author:silverlining99 
january 2019 by zimaya
Sleeping Arrangements - Persiflager - Stargate Atlantis
“We didn’t fuck,” said Rodney from underneath the Ancient console he was taking to pieces. “Pass me the big spanner.”
fic  slash  fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  cuddling  jealousy  firsttime 
december 2018 by zimaya
Improvisation - Philomytha - Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
For Lady Alys, it's a way to get rid of unwanted suitors. For Captain Illyan, it's a way to reduce the likelihood of usurpation plots. If there's anything more to it, neither of them have any intention of saying so.
het  fic  fandom:vorkosigansaga  rating:r  length:2000-5000  pairing:misc  fake.relationship  author:philomytha 
november 2018 by zimaya
Double Blind - smilebackwards - Daredevil (TV)
Matt comes to, flat on his back, with Iron Man and Hawkeye hovering over him. “Oh fuck,” Stark says, less than comfortingly.
fandom:daredevil  fic  gen  slash  rating:pg-13  pairing:matt/foggy  length:2000-5000  fandom:avengers  humor 
november 2018 by zimaya
Vessel - linguamortua - Venom (Movie 2018) [Archive of Our Own]
When Venom was quiet, and when he wasn’t shooting giant fucking tentacles out of Eddie’s body, Eddie couldn’t much feel his presence. Occasionally there was a flicker of something: of anger, of hunger. Right now there was nothing. So maybe Eddie had pissed him off. Or—and this was a thought that Eddie had not had before—perhaps he had hurt Venom’s feelings. He lay there, staring at the ceiling and listening to the couple banging next door. She was making a lot of noise. The blood came up his neck and face a little. And then a little more, now he knew that Venom would be able to feel it too.
fandom:venom  fic  pairing:eddie/venom  slash  rating:nc-17  masturbation  tentacle.sex  length:2000-5000  sadomasochism 
october 2018 by zimaya
Kiss the skin that crawls from you - dezemberzarin - Venom (Movie 2018)
/What’s the point?/

Eddie glances around to the other people hurrying along the sidewalk, lowers his voice until he’s muttering into the collar of his jacket. “I like sex! I want to *have* sex again in the future, so you’ll have to find a way to deal with it.”

/If you say so./

((As I saw someone say on tumblr, "Well, I guess I'm into monster-fucking now." Thanks, fandom!))
slash  fic  firsttime  fandom:venom  rating:nc-17  pairing:eddie/venom  tentacle.sex  length:2000-5000  dominate.me!  size.kink  possessive 
october 2018 by zimaya
these fragments - Wildehack (Tyleet) - The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
“Someone has to survive this day,” Thor grinds out, pressed briefly close to her by the fight.

“Someone will,” she tells him.
fandom:avengers  fic  het  femslash  pairing:valkyrie/loki  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  fix-it  time.travel 
june 2018 by zimaya
Protective Coloration - a_t_rain - Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
"Once upon a time, there must have been a long-suffering ImpSec training officer who had to deal with Byerly Vorrutyer. This is his story."
fic  gen  fandom:vorkosigansaga  rating:pg  length:2000-5000 
june 2018 by zimaya
M is for Murder - rohkeutta - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
I’m pretty low on funds and need to make ends meet this month, Barnes types slowly into a new post three days later. I’m taking commissions for hits in the New York City area.

Will Not Kill: Captain America or other Avengers.
Will partially refund payment if target turns out to be HYDRA.
Will not go to Jersey. No dismemberment or killing children.
Message for negotiations and payment details.
crack  fic  slash  fandom:avengers  pairing:steve/bucky  rating:r  length:2000-5000  humor  fandom:captainamerica 
june 2018 by zimaya
the office - stilinskisparkles - Teen Wolf (TV)
“Sure, I like him,” Derek scowls right at the camera, “We’re friends.” He blinks, expression suddenly going hopeful, “Why, did he say something?”


“I have worked at Beacon Hills Office Supplies for two and a half years,” Stiles pretends to hang himself with his tie, glances out of the conference room to where Derek is signing for a package with a suspicious look on his face. “It’s not all bad, I guess?”
fic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  au 
may 2018 by zimaya
From the Cradle to the Grave - jezziejay - Teen Wolf (TV)
It’s not that the sheriff doesn’t like Derek. It’s just that he thinks Stiles could do better.

But Stiles has been an adult for over two years now, so he can make his own choices. Even if they are terrible.

Also, the sheriff doesn’t like Derek.
fic  slash  author:jezziejay  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  family  humor 
march 2018 by zimaya
Lovefool - Kittendiamore - Captive Prince - C. S. Pacat
It starts, embarrassingly enough, with an ad from Craigslist:

"I’m a 21 y.o art student (male), writing a thesis on the relationship between performance and the awareness of the audience. You don’t care about that. I’m an actor offering to give you the most dramatic night of your life. I’ll be your date to any event/function/family gathering, and convince your friends/family members that I’m either: the biggest mistake of your life or the best thing that ever happened to you. Up to you. I’m very good at what I do."
au  fandom:captiveprince  rating:pg  pairing:damen/laurent  length:2000-5000  modern!au  fake.relationship  fic  slash 
february 2018 by zimaya
Grappling - astolat - Transformers Animated (2007)
"The worst part of getting tied up in his own grapples and yanked into Megatron’s terrible grip and nearly killed was, unquestionably, getting tied up in his own grapples and yanked into Megatron’s terrible grip and nearly killed.

The /second/ worst part of it..."
fic  bondage  size.kink  pwp  fandom:transformers  author:astolat  pairing:megatron/optimus  length:2000-5000 
february 2018 by zimaya
Project Bang - astolat - Transformers Generation One
/Ratchet shrugged tolerantly when Optimus asked his opinion. "I think it’s more a lark than anything, but we can all use a lark, now and then."/
fic  rating:nc-17  fandom:transformers  author:astolat  length:2000-5000  dubcon  pairing:megatron/optimus 
february 2018 by zimaya
How To Save A Life (The Cannibal-Friendly Handbook) - Kittendiamore - Hannibal (TV)
"There’s a man looking up at Will, who has clearly been distracted from - Oh. Throwing limbs into the river. Human limbs. Lovely, he thinks sarcastically. Then he thinks it again because it actually is kind of lovely. The man looks confident. At ease with what he is. He’s kinda hot, too.

Or: Will tries to jump off a bridge but ends up offering himself up to a cannibalistic serial killer...as you do."
au  fandom:hannibal  fic  slash  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  pairing:hannibal/will  author:kittendiamore 
november 2017 by zimaya
Highest Bidder - Brenda - Captain America (Movies)
/"Bidding will start at $5,000, ladies and gentlemen. $5,000 for an evening spent in the charming company of one of the most eligible bachelors in all of New York. The winning bidder will be chauffeured to Mr. Barnes' private yacht, where you'll both share a meal exquisitely prepared by his own personal chef, and a sunset cruise around the harbor. Who says romance is dead." The MC smiled, looking like nothing so much as a very hungry shark.

"$50,000!" Steve called, shocking everyone in the room – and himself – into silence.

The MC blinked. His perfect, plastic smile melted right off his face. "Uh...could you...I'm sorry, what was that?"/
fic  slash  fandom:avengers  fandom:captainamerica  au  pairing:steve/bucky  length:2000-5000  rating:r  dirty.talk  modern!au 
november 2017 by zimaya
Silver-Blue - Mithen - DCU - Comicverse
When Clark goes into "Kryptonian heat," Bruce is resigned to doing his duty.
fic  slash  fandom:dcu  pairing:clark/bruce  rating:r  length:2000-5000  author:mithen  heat  firsttime  humor 
august 2017 by zimaya
When We Kiss, Fire - relenafanel - Teen Wolf (TV)
/“If I log one more complaint from you, your account will be suspended and put under official review and I will be fired.”

Well, a little drastic.

“And with my qualifications the only job I’ll be able to get is doing phone sex. Is that what you want, Derek?” Stiles questioned idly.

If silence could be angry, this would be angry silence.

“Would you still call?” Stiles finished, grinning, because now he was so far over the line and it felt so good. ”Still request for me by name?”/
au  humor  pairing:derek/stiles  fic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  length:2000-5000  rating:r  author:relenafanel  phone.sex 
june 2017 by zimaya
Chance only favours the prepared mind - relenafanel - Teen Wolf (TV)
/“What kind of bet did you lose that you have to go out with this?” the guy asked, gesturing to himself.

“First person to flirt with me,” Derek grumbled./
au  author:relenafanel  fic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  length:2000-5000  rating:pg  bets  humor 
june 2017 by zimaya
Side bitch out of your league - rohkeutta - Captain America (Movies)
/“I tried to call Sam,” Captain America says, bewildered. He’s sprinting like Usain Bolt and doesn’t sound even a little out of breath. Fucker. “Who’re you?”

“Someone who’s watching you live on TV,” Bucky tells him as the tiny patriotic figure on the screen takes the turns like he instructed. Bucky should probably be a lot more freaked out about this, but honestly? After a tour in the Middle East and six years as a nurse in New York, even this isn’t enough to ruffle him. One sees a lot of shit in the ER. “Also, you better hang up now, that thing is behind the next bend.”

“Uh, okay,” Captain America says. “Thanks?”

“Whatever,” Bucky says, disconnects the call and turns the TV off to get ready for his shift./
rating:pg-13  fic  au  humor  slash  fandom:avengers  pairing:steve/bucky  length:2000-5000  meet-cute 
june 2017 by zimaya
Turn a Little Faster - skoosiepants - Teen Wolf (TV)
"He shifts back and forth on his feet and tries to psych himself up. He can do this. He’s a badass werewolf, he can totally tell Stiles that they accidentally got werewolf married because—because Stiles was thinking about him, and happened to give him a token of his, uh, affection under the silvery light of the last full moon. Platonic affection, Derek thinks sourly, so he doesn’t get why his wolf feels all warm and fuzzy and /bonded/ all of a sudden.

Honestly, it’s like—why aren’t people accidentally getting werewolf married all the time, if it happens this easily?"
author:skoosiepants  pairing:derek/stiles  fandom:teenwolf  fic  slash  angst  miscommunication  pining  marriage  bonding/mating  length:2000-5000  rating:pg-13 
may 2017 by zimaya
Love And Marriage - astolat - Person of Interest (TV)
/"Harold," John said, "are you asking me to marry you for your money?"
"Well, Mr. Reese," Harold said, "given how much of it you've /spent/ already, I don't really see how you can complain."/
author:astolat  fic  pairing:finch/reese  rating:nc-17  marriage  slash  length:2000-5000  fandom:personofinterest 
may 2017 by zimaya
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