zimaya + [x]madethemdoit   101

Anything for Science - Magnolia822 - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
Aziraphale decides he wants to make an Effort, so he watches a lot of porn for science. And when he asks for help with more hands-on experimentation, Crowley is only more than happy to oblige.
fic  slash  fandom:goodomens  pairing:aziraphale/crowley  rating:nc-17  length:15000-35000  sciencemadethemdoit  [x]MadeThemDoIt  firsttime  pining  oblivious 
6 days ago by zimaya
At The End of The Rope - shiftylinguini - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Everyone presents in the springtime of their fifteenth year, and no one was more excited about this than James ― or more disappointed when it didn’t happen. But that’s okay, at twenty-two he’s now made peace with being an Absent Presentation, and with his conviction that no one in their right mind would want to be with or claim someone like him, least of all the person he really wants. He’s got his work and his right hand, and even if he sometimes thinks about what it would be like to be honest with Teddy about how he feels, he knows he couldn’t bear the rejection ― at least, that’s what he tells himself when he can’t get to sleep at night.

But all that is tested after a run-in with an overzealous admirer and a routine Auror call-out gone drastically wrong. As James is left now presenting in full as an Omega, and bound to stay in Teddy’s presence, the careful balancing act he’s built his life around grows more precarious by the second.
fic  slash  fandom:harrypotter  pairing:teddy/james  rating:nc-17  length:35000-65000  angst  au  oblivious  pining  hurt/comfort  marking  scent.kink  magicmadethemdoit  [x]MadeThemDoIt  firsttime  knotting  alpha/beta/omega!au 
17 days ago by zimaya
The Proud and Vigorous Demon's Bride - Sath - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
When Shen Qingqiu is poisoned yet again, he has to stay behind while Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge set out to retrieve the rare flower that can cure it. But the flower is kept behind a door that can only be opened by one thing… [BEEP].
fandom:scumvillain  fic  humor  [x]MadeThemDoIt  slash  pairing:luobinghe/liuqingge  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000 
4 weeks ago by zimaya
Predictable Outcome - acernor - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
“Well,” Luo Binghe says, looking at Liu Qingge with a complicated expression on his face. Liu Qingge glares, spitting the blood out of his mouth, and goes to suck at on the wound on his arm again, trying to draw out as much of the poison as possible.

“I could cure it, but you’re not going to like it.”
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/liuqingge  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  [x]MadeThemDoIt  hate!sex  author:acernor 
5 weeks ago by zimaya
Dual Cultivation or Die - acernor - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Exactly what it says on the tin.

Fuck or die, but Shizun's injured... Liu Qingge, hero that he is, says that he'll take the dick in his place.

Luo Binghe tries to fuck him hard enough that he forgets about his thing for Shen Qingqiu.

Shen Qingqiu has to sit there and watch.
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  rating:nc-17  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  pairing:luobinghe/liuqingge  d/s  dominate.me!  [x]MadeThemDoIt  dubcon  voyeurism  exhibitionism  hate!sex  breathplay  sadomasochism  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu/liuqingge  pwp  pining  length:5000-15000  author:acernor 
6 weeks ago by zimaya
Medical Procedures - manic_intent - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
“Shizun,” Luo Binghe said, “there’s someone here to see you.”

Shen Qingqiu flicked his fan over before his face, hiding his grimace. Judging from the sour look on Binghe’s face, Qingqiu could guess where the visitor was from, if not who. “Let them in,” Qingqiu said. He was seated at the desk by the window in their room at the inn, enjoying the view of the lake beyond. Pale like a sheet of jade, framed by gray peaks trimmed with pine—it remained a wonder to Qingqiu that this parallel world was so beautiful, given the relative uselessness of its creator.


((a.k.a. Liu Qingge gets poisoned, and there's only one cure.))
fandom:scumvillain  fic  ot3  threesome  slash  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu/liuqingge  firsttime  [x]MadeThemDoIt  pining  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  author:manic_intent 
6 weeks ago by zimaya
Indecent Desires - straightforwardly - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Shen Qingqiu was in awe.

Not because he’d been kidnapped. He was getting depressingly used to that state or affairs. It wasn’t even that Luo Binghe had been taken as well, though that was rather shocking in and of itself.

No, Shen Qingqiu was in awe because somehow, they’d managed to stumble upon the one person who /hadn’t/ yet heard The Resentment of Chunsan.
fic  slash  [x]MadeThemDoIt  fandom:scumvillain  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  dubcon  established.relationship  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu 
7 weeks ago by zimaya
Cursed - astolat - Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
Geralt was reasonably sure this was the worst damn day of the worst damn month of his life, and it hadn’t hit bottom yet.
author:astolat  fic  slash  fandom:thewitcher  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  dubcon  proxy!sex  magicmadethemdoit  [x]MadeThemDoIt  pairing:geralt/emhyr 
10 weeks ago by zimaya
American Heathcliff (Brooding and Comely) - silverlining99 - Teen Wolf (TV)
Derek's family history is long, and way more complicated than Stiles would have guessed.

((Sequel to "Temporary Like Achilles," with 3 more after!))
fic  slash  [x]MadeThemDoIt  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  dubcon  angst  author:silverlining99 
january 2019 by zimaya
To Have and to Hold - KouriArashi - Teen Wolf (TV)
/“Yes, well, you see . . .” Deucalion cleared his throat again. “In an effort for authenticity, the writer used an actual binding ceremony in the script. The casting director, wanting to make sure it was pronounced correctly, found an actual shaman to perform it. He did so.”

“You – you mean – are you saying that Derek and I are actually married?” Stiles managed to squeeze out of his rapidly closing throat./
fandom:teenwolf  fic  slash  au  magicmadethemdoit  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:pg-13  hurt/comfort  cuddling  pining  length:35000-65000  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
november 2018 by zimaya
Pair Bond - Kass - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
"I'm sorry," the librarian said. His voice sounded genuinely regretful. "But I can't possibly grant access to a lone electron."
fic  slash  firsttime  bonding/mating  aliensmadethemdoit  fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  pining  angst  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
august 2018 by zimaya
Love Across the Multiverse - Sineala - Marvel (Comics)
Mojo presents: Love Across the Multiverse! In tonight's episode, a battle-hardened supersoldier finds himself drawn to his handsome, genius teammate! It's an agonizing duel between his long-held beliefs and the secret passions of his heart! Will true love conquer all? There's only one way to find out! Don't miss the highlight of the season!

(Viewer discretion is advised. Mojoworld residents who do not vote for their favorite participants of the season will be summarily sent to the arena. All hail Mojo.)
aliensmadethemdoit  angst  dubcon  fic  slash  fandom:avengers  pairing:steve/tony  rating:nc-17  dirty.talk  exhibitionism  voyeurism  author:sineala  firsttime  length:15000-35000  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
june 2018 by zimaya
Unbroken - Piscaria - Teen Wolf (TV)
"When Stiles starts getting sick, he assumes his appetite loss and lethargy stem from the darkness the Nemeton left in his heart. But soon enough, even he can’t deny that he’s showing the same symptoms his mom had. When he's forced to face the truth about his illness, Stiles finds himself making a choice he never thought he’d make."
fandom:teenwolf  fic  slash  angst  au  knotting  magicmadethemdoit  bonding/mating  rating:nc-17  length:35000-65000  pairing:derek/stiles  dubcon  hurt/comfort  author:piscaria  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
november 2017 by zimaya
Short Circuit - Chiyume - Marvel Cinematic Universe
"Something is obviously wrong with Bucky's arm, but he still refuses to let anyone look at it. Steve suspects foul play, and goes to confront his friend about it. Only, when he finally finds Bucky, the truth turns out to be much, much worse than Steve ever suspected."

Tech(nical malfunctions) made them do it!
fic  pining  slash  fandom:avengers  fandom:captainamerica  length:15000-35000  pairing:steve/bucky  rating:nc-17  oblivious  firsttime  techmadethemdoit  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
august 2017 by zimaya
I Had It All Planned Out - entanglednow - Teen Wolf (TV)
"There are dead witches, and he's pretty sure he was perilously close to becoming some sort of sacrifice (and really, who the hell does that?)"
fandom:teenwolf  fic  slash  pairing:derek/stiles  length:5000-15000  rating:nc-17  underage  virgin  magicmadethemdoit  dubcon  angst  firsttime  author:entangled_now  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
june 2017 by zimaya
Erosmancy
"Blaise was immune to whatever it was people usually felt around his mother, for which he was profoundly grateful, since no one needed an Oedipal complex on quite that spectacular a scale, but that didn’t mean he didn’t have a thorough respect for her gift."
fic  slash  fandom:harrypotter  pairing:harry/draco  rating:r  length:5000-15000  author:astolat  au  dubcon  possessive  magicmadethemdoit  bonding/mating  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
july 2016 by zimaya
A Week of Wrong
Xander's week begins with having to make out with Spike to avoid the latest creature feature. It goes downhill from there. (For the tag "aliensmadethemdoit" just sub "monster of the week made them do it.")
fic  slash  fandom:btvs/angel  pairing:spike/xander  rating:r  aliensmadethemdoit  length:2000-5000  humor  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
june 2014 by zimaya
Then You Think Again
In order to be sheltered from homicidal hunters, Derek tells the forest-dwelling hags that Stiles is his mate. This has consequences.
fandom:teenwolf  fic  pairing:derek/stiles  slash  firsttime  rating:r  underage  magicmadethemdoit  protective  oblivious  length:15000-35000  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
january 2013 by zimaya
an awful curse
It wasn't real, just a spell, a shared dream, but now they have these memories of a life together. They're just not the same people. They can't be.
fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  amnesia!fic  magicmadethemdoit  fake.relationship  rating:pg-13  length:5000-15000  fic  slash  angst  pining  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
december 2012 by zimaya
Might Fill Me Up
/“We had sex,” Clint says, bluntly. “Collectively.”/ (I think my headcanon is that Loki caused this and was totally watching. And possibly filming.)
author:blackeyedgirl  fandom:avengers  fic  slash  het  magicmadethemdoit  moresome  rating:nc-17  dubcon  marking  length:<2000  angst  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
june 2012 by zimaya
it's not the sort of thing we test that often
It's for a case, of course. Sherlock needs to know how much could be smuggled in a person's ass. Cue the anal beads.
fic  slash  fandom:sherlock  pairing:holmes/watson  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  established.relationship  sextoys  pwp  sciencemadethemdoit  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
june 2012 by zimaya
A Cure For Boredom
"They'd never talked about sex in the year they'd known each other. Well, that wasn't quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions." (It's important to do things systematically.)
fic  slash  dominate.me!  d/s  fandom:sherlock  pairing:holmes/watson  length:65000+  rating:nc-17  bondage  dirty.talk  sextoys  angst  threesome  het  voyeurism  exhibitionism  pining  sciencemadethemdoit  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
may 2012 by zimaya
Experimental Physics
"There were times when John really wished he'd learned to keep his mouth shut." (As I give in and make a "science made them do it" tag.)

Alt link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10408905
fic  slash  author:keelywolfe  fandom:sherlock  length:2000-5000  pairing:holmes/watson  rating:nc-17  exhibitionism  sciencemadethemdoit  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
march 2012 by zimaya
Lost in Translation
"Obi-Wan gets a diplomatic word in edgewise and acquires a gift meant for Qui-Gon."
fic  slash  humor  crack  angst  fandom:starwars  pairing:qui-gon/obi-wan  slave!fic  aliensmadethemdoit  rating:r  length:5000-15000  pining  oblivious  firsttime  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
september 2011 by zimaya
The Old Gentaran Boy's Club
"It's a temple of man-loving, and Spock really wants to get inside to take some readings. Kirk proposes a logical course of action."
fic  slash  pwp  firsttime  pairing:kirk/spock  rating:nc-17  fandom:startrek  aliensmadethemdoit  length:2000-5000  author:lenore  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
september 2011 by zimaya
Boundaries
Aliens make them do it, but it's not their first time. The D/s aspects, well, that's new.
aliensmadethemdoit  offworld  fic  bondage  angst  d/s  established.relationship  dubcon  dominate.me!  fandom:sga  length:2000-5000  exhibitionism  pairing:mckay/sheppard  rating:nc-17  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
august 2011 by zimaya
The Scientific Method
The exciting new Ancient technology is literally exciting. Extremely exciting. There's an accidental orgy involved, okay.
slash  fic  humor  aliensmadethemdoit  crack  fandom:sga  moresome  firsttime  pairing:mckay/sheppard  length:2000-5000  ancient.tech  rating:r  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
august 2011 by zimaya
Fix by Crysothemis (John's POV)
"John has a problem. Rodney really doesn't want to help." Or: John gets addicted to an Ancient orgasm machine and needs Rodney to distract him.
angst  slash  fic  firsttime  author:crysothemis  aliensmadethemdoit  hurt/comfort  pairing:mckay/sheppard  rating:nc-17  length:15000-35000  fandom:sga  pining  ancient.tech  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
august 2011 by zimaya
Abandon
Rodney got dosed with sex pollen thanks to some alien locals, and now he doesn't want to be around John, since he can't control himself. John is all-too-willing to try things a little rough for a change.
pwp  fic  slash  drugs  sexpollen  fandom:sga  established.relationship  fluff  length:2000-5000  rating:nc-17  aliensmadethemdoit  pairing:mckay/sheppard  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
july 2011 by zimaya
Where You Want To Be
"John's used to not getting what he wants. Includes: public sex, the good drugs, the bad drugs, penis-shaped fruit, Dancing!Rodney, and the ping pong ball from hell."
slash  angst  fic  author:semivowel  humor  firsttime  fandom:sga  offworld  aliensmadethemdoit  drugs  rating:nc-17  pining  oblivious  action/adventure  length:5000-15000  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
july 2011 by zimaya
The One Where (alien) Chocolate (kind of) Made Them Do It
/"Please, Major, I'm hardly a junkie looking for a fix. I just think that it's unfortunate that the expedition wasn't provided with nearly enough of many of the vital supplies to make our lives worth living. It's depressing to know that my only chance of tasting chocolate again is in a different galaxy."/
slash  angst  author:sardonicsmiley  aliensmadethemdoit  crack  firsttime  humor  fandom:sga  dubcon  drugs  rating:nc-17  fic  length:2000-5000  pairing:mckay/sheppard  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
july 2011 by zimaya
Blessings
"He's fairly certain that they've all had their fingers in him by now, their enthusiasm is flattering and hotter than it should be." McKay agrees to help out some hard-up priests on an alien world.
pwp  author:sardonicsmiley  slash  firsttime  aliensmadethemdoit  fic  rating:nc-17  fandom:sga  moresome  pairing:mckay/sheppard  length:2000-5000  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
july 2011 by zimaya
Blood from a Stone
A witch curses Sherlock to empathize with anyone near him, so that he actually feels what they feel. "Cue Sherlock feeling a warm fuzzy feeling whenever John is looking at him and wondering what the hell that is."
fandom:sherlock  fic  angst  slash  pairing:holmes/watson  hurt/comfort  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  magicmadethemdoit  firsttime  pining  oblivious  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
february 2011 by zimaya
Externality
"Because, really, why wouldn't the slash dragon's fire create a *slash sword*?"
fic  slash  fandom:merlin  crack  humor  rating:nc-17  pairing:arthur/merlin  firsttime  magicmadethemdoit  length:5000-15000  oblivious  voyeurism  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
january 2011 by zimaya
Fools of Us All
"Merlin accidentally makes everybody in Camelot fall in love with him. Everybody except Arthur, that is."
fandom:merlin  slash  fic  humor  fluff  rating:nc-17  crack  pairing:arthur/merlin  pining  oblivious  length:5000-15000  magicmadethemdoit  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
january 2011 by zimaya
A Consummation Devoutly to be Wished
The author's abashed summary: "Um... DracoisaveelaandHarryishismate. Shut up." Hey, veela!fic is cracktastically fun.
slash  humor  fic  crack  pairing:harry/draco  au  fandom:harrypotter  rating:nc-17  true.love  veela!fic  transformation  public!sex  length:5000-15000  magicmadethemdoit  author:mirabella  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
january 2011 by zimaya
Fix
"John's in a fix." Namely, John's bits are in a fix. This is maybe the most angsty SGA fic I can recall reading.
angst  slash  pwp  firsttime  fic  aliensmadethemdoit  dubcon  length:5000-15000  rating:nc-17  pining  fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  ancient.tech  author:toft  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
january 2011 by zimaya
four boots, five thousand two hundred and eighty feet
//"So what you're saying is, learning to love yourself really is the greatest love of all!"// John and Rodney, body-swapped.
bodyswap  slash  fic  humor  crack  firsttime  fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  length:2000-5000  rating:nc-17  aliensmadethemdoit  ancient.tech  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
january 2011 by zimaya
Your Inevitable Unhappy Ending
//The first time John thought Rodney was sexy, he'd just suffered a blow to the head, so he didn't give it much thought, afterwards, Rodney's anxious face, the abrupt downward curves of his mouth, his shoulders, his hand brushing John's cheek just before John closed his eyes.// Somehow I have this fic saved to my computer but not here on Del, which is just plain wrong. This is maybe the ultimate fic for me, when it comes to John and Rodney and how bad they are at relationships, each in their special, special way, (yet somehow making it work despite that.)
angst  fic  au  slash  author:helenish  humor  fandom:sga  aliensmadethemdoit  jealousy  pining  oblivious  miscommunication  rating:nc-17  firsttime  bondage  length:15000-35000  favorite  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
january 2011 by zimaya
Why We Love Willow
"In 'Something Blue,' Willow made Xander a demon magnet -- except only the skankiest of demons decided to play with the pretty. What if Spike decided that Xander was tasty-looking, along with the rest of demonic Sunnydale? What would he do?"
au  author:ladycat777  fic  slash  firsttime  magicmadethemdoit  rating:nc-17  angst  pining  dominate.me!  d/s  possessive  protective  bondage  cuddling  dirty.talk  seduction  sadomasochism  spanking  fandom:btvs/angel  pairing:spike/xander  length:15000-35000  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
january 2011 by zimaya
A Little Bit More (But Not Too Much)
"John swallowed, because that should not have been sexy. He found himself breathing shallowly, the scent of Rodney -- sweat and grass and a little bit of mint, like aftershave long faded -- oddly overwhelming. "Just because I'm American military doesn't mean I haven't ... wondered," he said, struggling to try and sound normal." Aliens made them do it, publicly, with D/s.
d/s  fandom:sga  fic  pairing:mckay/sheppard  slash  exhibitionism  voyeurism  public!sex  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  firsttime  aliensmadethemdoit  dominate.me!  dirty.talk  sextoys  author:ladycat777  offworld  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
january 2011 by zimaya
The Course of True Love
When Merlin kills Nimue, the High Priestess of the Old Religion, he gets turned into the new High Priestess. Now he has to contend with girl bits and has more than ever to hide from Arthur.
het  slash  fandom:merlin  fic  angst  humor  au  fluff  firsttime  rating:nc-17  pairing:arthur/merlin  magicmadethemdoit  length:35000-65000  protective  hurt/comfort  [x]MadeThemDoIt  genderswap/sexswap 
december 2010 by zimaya
Walking the Line
"Snapshots of moments when Dean almost gave in to Sam, and what happened when he stopped fighting it."
angst  slash  fic  firsttime  pairing:sam/dean  rating:nc-17  fandom:spn  length:5000-15000  pining  anon!sex  voyeurism  dominate.me!  magicmadethemdoit  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
december 2010 by zimaya
Simply Irresistible
"Dean Winchester is rendered even more irresistible than usual by a particularly passionate goddess." Which makes things very uncomfortable for Sam, who runs away a lot. Luckily, Castiel can help!
fic  crack  humor  pairing:dean/castiel  slash  magicmadethemdoit  rating:r  length:2000-5000  pairing:sam/dean  incest  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
december 2010 by zimaya
By Strength and by Virtue
Arthur is trying not to remember what he did to Merlin by the river, under the rusalki's influence.
angst  fic  slash  fandom:merlin  dubcon  rating:nc-17  pairing:arthur/merlin  bondage  magicmadethemdoit  length:5000-15000  protective  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
december 2010 by zimaya
Let Him Kiss Me With The Kisses Of His Mouth
Dean is caught under a lust demon's power. There's Castiel, and an altar, and some really really dubious consent.
pwp  slash  angst  bondage  firsttime  dubcon  fic  fandom:spn  pairing:dean/castiel  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  magicmadethemdoit  dominate.me!  religion  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
december 2010 by zimaya
Everything Except Temptation
Sheppard's been drugged by a local, and he really really needs McKay to leave, now, before he can't stop himself.
slash  fic  firsttime  hurt/comfort  aliensmadethemdoit  drugs  fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  rating:nc-17  protective  length:2000-5000  voice.kink  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
december 2010 by zimaya
Native Serendipity
"Alien mojo drugged fertility cave sex. Those pesky aliens, they do enjoy their sex, don't they?"
aliensmadethemdoit  angst  drugs  fandom:sga  fic  firsttime  het  humor  rating:nc-17  pairing:mckay/sheppard  length:5000-15000  public!sex  moresome  bondage  dubcon  dominate.me!  offworld  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
november 2010 by zimaya
No Hiding Place Down Here
"Summary: A curse forces Dean to fulfill every sexual fantasy of the people around him, and Sam's not too quick on the uptake.
Warnings: noncon, rough sex, gangbang, fisting, DP, spanking, and some seriously screwed up headspace for Sam."
slash  angst  author:dreamlittleyo  dark  rating:nc-17  fic  noncon  anon!sex  firsttime  fandom:spn  length:2000-5000  incest  magicmadethemdoit  jealousy  voyeurism  moresome  hurt/comfort  protective  spanking  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
november 2010 by zimaya
Abstain
Aliens make John and Rodney NOT do it. Ha ha, they laugh. So difficult! We'll just have to do the same thing we've done every other day we've known each other, not have sex!

Alt link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/59671
slash  fic  aliensmadethemdoit  author:resonant  humor  firsttime  fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  rating:nc-17  drugs  cockblock  dirty.talk  offworld  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
november 2010 by zimaya
Term of Service
John and Rodney wind up as sex slaves on another world when they sort of break a taboo and need to make it up somehow or miss out on some nifty new tech. It works out okay for Rodney--regular sex plus time for research, where's the bad? For John, not so much. (The story notes are also worth a read, after!)
slash  het  fic  angst  author:resonant  hurt/comfort  firsttime  aliensmadethemdoit  anon!sex  noncon  slave!fic  rating:nc-17  voyeurism  protective  cuddling  public!sex  length:15000-35000  fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  offworld  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
november 2010 by zimaya
The One Where Aliens Make Rodney Do It with Everyone but John, and John Takes Matters into His Own Hands
And we do mean *everyone.* And Rodney's a little bit of a sex god, because, come on, sex is applied physics and stuff, he's a scientist, of course he'd work at it till he had it down. And John just has to watch, and damn it, it's NEVER HIM. (This fic definitely hits my pining kink hard, among others. XD)
author:sardonicsmiley  fic  jealousy  firsttime  aliensmadethemdoit  fandom:sga  het  slash  rating:nc-17  anon!sex  pining  oblivious  practice!sex  public!sex  voyeurism  length:5000-15000  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
november 2010 by zimaya
Sanctity
"Aliens make them have sex. No, not them . . . THEM." John has to watch aliens make Teyla and Rodney do it.
aliensmadethemdoit  angst  fic  firsttime  het  humor  jealousy  slash  fandom:sga  rating:nc-17  pairing:mckay/sheppard  length:5000-15000  pining  oblivious  voyeurism  bondage  dubcon  public!sex  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
november 2010 by zimaya
Nice Place To Visit
"When an accident leaves John and Rodney stranded on a far-flung planet, Rodney gets a crash course in- among other things- cultural relativity, calligraphy, BDSM, and the care and feeding of heavily drugged Lieutenant Colonels."
slash  au  aliensmadethemdoit  firsttime  fic  dubcon  dominate.me!  bondage  fandom:sga  rating:nc-17  pairing:mckay/sheppard  length:35000-65000  drugs  pining  slave!fic  sextoys  spanking  marking  protective  angst  hurt/comfort  stranded.alone  offworld  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
october 2010 by zimaya
Decreasing Radii
"Sometimes the only thing to do is to steepen the bank, lean further into the turn." An Ancient device makes John and Rodney gradually need to be closer and closer.
angst  slash  fic  aliensmadethemdoit  firsttime  hurt/comfort  fandom:sga  dubcon  pairing:mckay/sheppard  length:15000-35000  rating:nc-17  cuddling  miscommunication  pining  ancient.tech  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
october 2010 by zimaya
Proof by Contradiction
Rodney and John were hit by sex-pollen gas and went at like rabid wolverines. The aftermath is more complicated.
slash  aliensmadethemdoit  angst  fic  humor  firsttime  author:astolat  sexpollen  fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  rating:r  length:5000-15000  miscommunication  marking  ancient.tech  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
october 2010 by zimaya
Major / Minor
John goes a little crazy with lust whenever Rodney orders him to his knees. There's nothing tender in it (is there?) but they don't need anything tender, not for what they have. (Which is a scorching hot D/s symbiosis.)
fic  rating:nc-17  slash  fandom:sga  pairing:mckay/sheppard  established.relationship  angst  aliensmadethemdoit  possessive  protective  dominate.me!  orgasm.denial  public!sex  length:2000-5000  author:ladycat777  d/s  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
october 2010 by zimaya
Touch and the Inner Hominid
Sheppard has supposedly recovered from that time an Ancient device made him go a little caveman, but McKay's noticing a couple leftover symptoms.
slash  firsttime  fandom:sga  aliensmadethemdoit  fic  angst  hurt/comfort  rating:r  pining  transformation  possessive  protective  cuddling  miscommunication  pairing:mckay/sheppard  length:5000-15000  ancient.tech  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
october 2010 by zimaya
Be Good
"The gift of obedience is double edged." (Dean's cursed to obey all orders. Which of course makes a casual and cranky "Blow me" from Sam much more interesting.)
angst  slash  rating:nc-17  pairing:sam/dean  fic  dubcon  wall!sex  firsttime  fandom:spn  magicmadethemdoit  length:2000-5000  incest  dominate.me!  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
october 2010 by zimaya
Just Say My Name
"Dean turns into a complete and utter nympho. It takes Sam a while to notice the difference."
humor  rating:nc-17  pairing:sam/dean  pwp  fic  slash  magicmadethemdoit  length:2000-5000  fandom:spn  established.relationship  hurt/comfort  incest  author:leonidaslion  voice.kink  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
october 2010 by zimaya
Shenanigans (Or Why Gchat Sucks But We Forgive it Anyway)
"The funny thing about true love potions is that they only work if it's destined to be. The funny thing about destiny is that it has a funny way of deciding things without giving anyone a head's up beforehand. Dean Winchester isn't laughing."
pwp  pairing:sam/dean  rating:nc-17  fic  slash  firsttime  fandom:spn  dominate.me!  incest  true.love  length:2000-5000  magicmadethemdoit  fluff  author:dreamlittleyo  author:leonidaslion  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
october 2010 by zimaya
The Glamorous Life
"Dean's infected by an incubus. Complications ensue." 'Cause now Sam wants Dean even when he's protected from incubus-influence. And also Dean can never have a normal life, that too.
angst  fandom:spn  slash  sexpollen  dubcon  author:rivkat  length:35000-65000  fic  firsttime  rating:nc-17  magicmadethemdoit  incest  pairing:sam/dean  transformation  hurt/comfort  oblivious  pining  protective  anon!sex  prostitution  cuddling  jealousy  het  sextoys  wall!sex  noncon  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
september 2010 by zimaya
Gang Aft A-Gley
Aliens made them do it. They wanted McCoy on top, and McCoy in no way wanted to hurt his sociopath of a captain. And that made for a different experience than usual.
au  angst  aliensmadethemdoit  mirrorverse  fic  fandom:startrek  established.relationship  noncon  dubcon  rating:nc-17  fluff  length:2000-5000  slash  hate!sex  public!sex  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
august 2010 by zimaya
Bad Blood
The boys are infected by a succubus, so it's fuck or die. They're in the middle of nowhere. Livestock is complicated.
humor  slash  fic  author:astolat  crack  pairing:sam/dean  rating:nc-17  incest  fandom:spn  car!sex  length:2000-5000  magicmadethemdoit  size.kink  dubcon  angst  firsttime  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
july 2010 by zimaya
Never Quite What It Looks Like (The Virtual Remix)
"The Ancient device keeps showing Rodney things they way they really, really didn't happen. So why does he keep coming back?"
fic  slash  angst  author:crysothemis  fandom:sga  rating:nc-17  pairing:mckay/sheppard  length:5000-15000  aliensmadethemdoit  au  humor  hurt/comfort  telepathy  firsttime  pining  oblivious  cuddling  ancient.tech  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
july 2010 by zimaya
I Wanna Hold You 'Til I Die
Dean is hit with a cuddling curse. Well, an anti-emotional-inhibitions spell. It just turns out Dean's a cuddler.
fic  slash  firsttime  fandom:spn  rating:nc-17  pairing:sam/dean  length:2000-5000  incest  author:lazy_daze  cuddling  fluff  angst  dubcon  magicmadethemdoit  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
june 2010 by zimaya
Invite First
"There's a first time for everything." John and Rodney's first times.
length:5000-15000  firsttime  fic  angst  slash  aliensmadethemdoit  fandom:sga  rating:nc-17  pining  virgin  author:lenore  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
june 2010 by zimaya
Happily Ever After
"One glass slipper (alien device.) One romantic quest (typical Atlantis lab accident.) One revelation of true love (something far more ironic.)"
fic  humor  slash  firsttime  fandom:sga  aliensmadethemdoit  fluff  jealousy  cockblock  true.love  rating:pg-13  pairing:mckay/sheppard  length:2000-5000  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
june 2010 by zimaya
Company With Honesty
Things are uncomfortable for our boys when they're stuck in a cabin together just after magic made them make out.
magicmadethemdoit  slash  fic  firsttime  rating:nc-17  pairing:sam/dean  fandom:spn  length:5000-15000  stranded.alone  incest  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
april 2010 by zimaya
Maybe This Is the Wrong Galaxy
The friendly locals think John is Rodney's Consort, so they lead John away every day for "practice." That's a pretty pleasant way to while away the hours that Rodney is off fixing desalinization tanks, so he figures, why not. Why not is that eventually Rodney will find out.

Alt link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/714521
humor  slash  fic  aliensmadethemdoit  firsttime  rating:nc-17  fandom:sga  dubcon  pining  pairing:mckay/sheppard  slave!fic  length:2000-5000  author:apple_pi  offworld  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
march 2010 by zimaya
It's the Grammar of Skin (peel it back, let me in) (1/2)
"In the tense aftermath of the Narada, Spock and Uhura break things off. Kirk may possibly object to this a little (or a lot). Then there's the standard away mission of doom that changes everything." And Kirk's adorable and squishy and convinced they don't want to keep him.
fic  angst  het  slash  rating:nc-17  aliensmadethemdoit  pairing:spock/kirk/uhura  pairing:spock/uhura  threesome  pining  firsttime  fandom:startrek  oblivious  length:5000-15000  [x]MadeThemDoIt 
february 2010 by zimaya
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