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and in the spring i shed my skin - wvlfqveen - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
"Mr. Wei,” Lan Xichen greets, sounding amused. “To what do I owe the honour?”

“Do you happen to know where Lan Zhan is? I’m waiting for him in his classroom but he hasn’t come back and it looks like he left in a hurry. He even left one of his rabbits behind!”

Lan Xichen says nothing for long enough that Wei Ying wonders if the line dropped. He glances at his phone. The call is still ongoing.

“He left one of his rabbits?”
fic  slash  fandom:mdzs/theuntamed  pairing:lanwangji/weiwuxian  rating:pg-13  length:5000-15000  au  pining  oblivious  modern!au  fluff  transformation  family 
3 days ago
sweet as honey - tshirt - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
/Shen Qingqiu opened his arms, but Binghe didn’t run to him. Instead, he hesitantly took a single step forward. “Teacher, I have a question for you.”

“Of course, Binghe,” Shen Qingqiu said. “Anything.” Binghe was such a diligent student.

“I’m,” Binghe began. He seemed to lack his usual confidence lately. “Teacher, what if I wasn’t dead?”/

Shen Qingqiu’s very normal, very dead disciple Luo Binghe has been visiting him in his dreams. And there’s been a surge in demonic activity. And all of his disciples think he’s losing it. He’s coping.
fic  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:pg-13  fandom:scumvillain  slash  length:5000-15000  au  horror 
5 days ago
If I'm Haunting You, You Must Be Haunting Me - mardia - Knives Out (2019)
It seems horribly fitting that when Marta’s soulbond arrives, it’s in the most absurdly ridiculous, horrible way imaginable. It involves the Thrombeys, so of course something that should be wonderful just ends up being terrible in the end.
au  fic  het  soulmates  fandom:knivesout  pairing:marta/ransom  rating:nc-17  length:15000-35000  dominate.me!  angst 
8 days ago
Black Sheep, Dirty Sheep - Bowandtie - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
Luo Binghe awakens one day in an unfamiliar roadside, in his weak and powerless child body.

Thrown back to the past, even before his parents even met.

There he meets a child who just murdered an entire clan for revenge and somehow got stuck with him.
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:originalluobinghe/originalshenqingqiu  rating:nc-17  length:65k-100k  time.travel  fix-it  au  angst  hurt/comfort 
8 days ago
Knot Another Teen Wolf RomCom - luulapants - Teen Wolf (TV)
Little clues were coming together here, adding up in a truly alarming and surreal way that Stiles wasn’t fully mentally prepared for. “So… so this is a dick-specific sort of issue?” he ventured.

Jesus, and Stiles knew that look. Who the hell hadn’t felt that way at some point? Betrayed and confused and a little scared of one’s own body. Stiles had felt that way about his dick lots of times. Usually in class, right before the teacher called him to the board. He’d felt that way about his dick after the first time Derek pushed him into a wall and stood up close in his business. As soon as Derek had left, Stiles had stood staring down at his dick in dismay, thinking, 'This? We’re into this now?'

“I mean, you… you already know what’s happening,” he surmised. “You just want me to do some research and see if I come up with the same thing so you know it’s not just you, yeah?”

Finally, Derek looked at him, and it was with a half-cringing vulnerable expression Stiles had never seen nor even imagined he would see before in his life. “I guess?”
fandom:teenwolf  fic  slash  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  humor  knotting  au 
9 days ago
The King's Tutor - rinsled05 - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
/It’s beyond scandalous, having sex in the royal archives. They could get caught at any time, with Shen Yuan executed for his audacity. For his tutee also happens to be a son of the Emperor, one of a set of twins. In a fair trial, Shen Yuan would say that Luo Binghe was to blame, that Luo Binghe was the one who had tugged him out of his seat and ushered him into the library, claiming to need help on some scholarly project.

But a trial in the Forbidden City, against a prince, will be anything but fair./

Or, Bingqiu historical royalty au, in which Shen Yuan is chosen to become the imperial tutor of Luo Binghe, son of Emperor Tianlang Jun. Deep in the Forbidden City, amidst the envy of his and Luo Binghe's twins, the last thing he expects is to fall in love.
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  au  angst  jealousy  art 
10 days ago
It's okay if it's a dream, right? - firesonic152 - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
When Wei Wuxian opened his eyes, he knew he was still dreaming. Partially because he was in a mist-covered Library Pavilion instead of his bed, but mostly because he was on his knees with someone gasping underneath him.
fandom:mdzs/theuntamed  fic  slash  dubcon  rating:nc-17  pwp  length:<2000  pairing:lanwangji/weiwuxian  anon!sex 
14 days ago
Always Knew You Were Magical - jeyhawk - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
Modern Cultivators AU.

Lan Wangji finds Wei Wuxian pajamas to wear and coaxes him into them, wide plaid pants in dark blue and white and a t-shirt with two rabbits on it. Wei Wuxian looks down on the shirt and smiles for the first time all evening.

"Lan Zhan, do all you pajamas have rabbits on them?"

Lan Wangji thinks about lying, but it would be foolish when Wei Wuxian is standing right next to the proof. He inclines his head slightly.

"I like rabbits," he says.

Wei Wuxian blinks and then he smiles a little wider.
fic  slash  fandom:mdzs/theuntamed  rating:nc-17  length:15000-35000  pairing:lanwangji/weiwuxian  au  modern!au  college!au  cuddling  pining  masturbation  true.love 
15 days ago
all your life you'll dream of this - Attila - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
A very loose Cinderella AU, featuring Lan Wangji as Cinderella, Wei Wuxian as Prince Charming, Lan Xichen as fairy godmother, the forehead ribbon as glass slipper, and GusuLan bedtime as midnight.
au  fic  slash  fandom:mdzs/theuntamed  rating:pg-13  length:15000-35000  pining  identity.porn  oblivious  pairing:lanwangji/weiwuxian 
20 days ago
home is nowhere, therefore you - Ark - The Witcher (TV)
"Right, well," Jaskier says, when he halts before Geralt. Up close, he looks much more nervous. There is sweat on his brow and his collar is damp with it, and his teeth keep catching on his lower lip. "True love's kiss. There's—ah—there's nothing to it." And he bends, the utter imbecile, and kisses Geralt full on the mouth.
fic  slash  fandom:thewitcher  pairing:geralt/jaskier  rating:nc-17  length:15000-35000  author:ark  action/adventure  angst  humor  true.love 
25 days ago
upon metal - astrobandit - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
“I want tea.”

Wei Wuxian blinked. “What?”

“My wish. I want tea,” Lan Zhan elaborated. Not that it made it any less confusing.

“Tea?”

A nod.

“You have the opportunity to obtain absolute power, and you wish for… tea?”

“The perfect tea is hard to come by.”

(or twelve wishes Wei Wuxian granted, and one wish he couldn’t, but still came true.)
fic  slash  fandom:mdzs/theuntamed  rating:pg-13  length:5000-15000  pairing:lanwangji/weiwuxian  au  modern!au  fluff 
26 days ago
Lock & Key - sablier_bloque - The Witcher (TV)
/“Geralt, it’s not what it looks like.”

“Really?” he asked. He clenched his jaw before offering a sharp, mirthless smile. “Because it looks like you got caught fucking the mayor’s wife, and now I’m not getting paid!”

“Well,” he laughed nervously, looking anywhere but up. “When you put it that way.”/

In which Jaskier suggests a chastity device to prove himself a worthy travel companion, and of course, gives Geralt the key.
fic  slash  fandom:thewitcher  pairing:geralt/jaskier  rating:nc-17  sextoys  d/s  orgasm.denial  angst  size.kink  masturbation  dirty.talk  scent.kink  pwp  pining  length:5000-15000 
26 days ago
reading comprehension strategies for millennial youth - tshirt - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan meet their respective roommate, try and fail to keep up an elaborate facade to impress said roommate, while being insufferable nerds the whole time. It all works out in the end.
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:shangqinghua/shenqingqiu  rating:pg-13  length:5000-15000  au  modern!au  roommates 
29 days ago
Devotion - darkbrokenreaper - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
Assistant professor Shen Jiu is most sought after man in Cang Qiong university. Student Luo Binghe is Shen Jiu's next target. Shen Jiu thinks he is playing with Binghe but he underestimates how devoted his new toy is to Shen Jiu.
fic  slash  dark  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:originalluobinghe/originalshenqingqiu  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  dubcon  angst  possessive  au  modern!au 
29 days ago
the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated - laughingalonewithducks - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
In order to keep the two worlds from colliding (and his cushy life as a wealthy noble second son from being destroyed), Shen Yuan decides that it's time to nip things in the bud.

He's going to kill Shen Qingqiu before Proud Immortal Demon Way even begins, and Shen Jiu, the weird, secretive cultivator he met in a teahouse, is going to help him.
fic  slash  rating:nc-17  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:originalshenqingqiu/shenqingqiu  length:2000-5000  au 
4 weeks ago
Insane Chemistry (with Derek Hale) - theroguesgambit - Teen Wolf (TV)
Derek is the popular, varsity jock, prom king of the school, and Stiles is not going to be the cliche that ends up falling for him. (It’s not a cliche if no one else knows about it, right?)
au  fic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:r  length:5000-15000  miscommunication  highschool!au  angst 
4 weeks ago
Garden or Graveyard - ShanaStoryteller - Merlin (TV)
Merlin has a secret. Arthur, it turns out, also has a secret.

It's the same secret.
au  fic  slash  fandom:merlin  pairing:arthur/merlin  rating:pg-13  length:5000-15000 
4 weeks ago
And they were roommates... - harriet_vane - 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
A fic based lightly on a reddit post— "I (21f) have a crush on my roommate (20f). I can't figure out if she actually likes me back or not or is just being friendly. She cooks for me and knows all my favorite foods, and brings me lunch. She buys me anything I want, and her family all joke about our wedding. I once fell asleep on her lap and when I woke up she was stroking my hair and I almost had a stroke. I can't figure out if she's flirting with me or not. Help!"
fandom:mdzs  fic  femslash  pairing:lanwangji/weiwuxian  rating:r  genderswap/sexswap  length:35000-65000  au  college!au  modern!au  cuddling  pining  fandom:TheUntamed 
4 weeks ago
Shang Qinghua's No Good Very Bad Several Iterations Of A Day (never eat an orange on the wrong holiday) - Asymptotical - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
It was impossible for anyone to remember every little quirk of this setting. There were too many. Also, Shang Qinghua had come up with some of them on a whim while fueled by nothing but caffeine and noodles.

It wasn't his fault for not remembering why oranges were never served on fruit festival day.
fandom:scumvillain  fic  slash  firsttime  time.travel  rating:nc-17  pairing:mobei-jun/shangqinghua  cuddling  length:15000-35000  pining  courtship  oblivious  protective  hurt/comfort  bondage 
4 weeks ago
cacio e pepe - serephemeral - Some Like It Hot (1959)
It turns out that having the right name and piles of cold hard cash means you can buy almost anything. Happiness, however, isn’t for sale, but Daphne is lucky enough to know the recipe.

((Multiple pairings and OT4--Didn't even know I had an OT4 for this! <3))
fic  slash  het  femslash  polyamory  genderfluid  fandom:miscellaneous  rating:r  length:5000-15000 
5 weeks ago
A Willing Wager - persicae - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
When Luo Binghe declares in front of Mobei-Jun and Shang Qinghua that he has the stamina to outlast Shen Qingqiu, Shen Qingqiu has no recourse but to defend his wounded pride and make a bet with his OP husband: whoever begs first after three days of no sex loses. Unfortunately, as with most things involving Luo Binghe, Shen Qingqiu quickly finds he's in over his head.
fic  rating:nc-17  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  length:5000-15000  bets 
5 weeks ago
If You Don't, Gently Let Me Go - Titans_R_Us - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
(Sequel to previously linked "If You Love Me, Let Me Know")


Even though it's been months and months since Demon Lord Luo Binghe took Shen Yuan as his first husband, the combined realm is still baffled by the union and its effects.

Some appreciate the new changes done to Luo Binghe's harem and empire...some do not.
Some believe Luo Binghe has no heart and count on it, Luo Binghe himself included...others beg to differ.

Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan never say "I love you." When actions speak so loud, do they have to?

((Mutually pining idiots in love. <3))
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:originalluobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:nc-17  length:15000-35000  fluff  angst  protective  oblivious 
5 weeks ago
Best Efforts - arboretum - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
After dinner, Shen Qingqiu offered to help wash up, but Luo Binghe gave him a look so simultaneously horrified and straight up terrifying that Shen Qingqiu thought better of it before the sentence was fully out of his mouth. He snapped his fan open and coughed briefly, then fanned himself and allowed his beautiful, radiant, undying boy-god disciple protagonist lover (send help) to pick up the dishes and take them out to wash.
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  bondage 
5 weeks ago
Tempting Rodney - esteefee - Stargate Atlantis
Atlantis is stuck on Earth and Rodney has moved out to pursue his own work post-Declassification. John figures he's SOL...unless he can find a way to tempt Rodney to come home.

((Kitten! <3))
fluff  fic  fandom:sga  slash  pairing:mckay/sheppard  rating:r  length:5000-15000  pets  humor 
6 weeks ago
makes the heart grow fonder - fallingintodivinity - The Witcher (TV)
“Ah!” says the innkeeper, as the rowdy crowd finishes singing a song about Geralt’s heroics and segues seamlessly into a saccharine love ballad about the fairytale romance between the daughter of a baron and a lowly bard. “This song, it’s by the very same bard who sang those songs about you, Master Witcher! So in love, he is, with his beautiful lady.”

“Oh, it’s so romantic,” sighs the barmaid dreamily. “That handsome bard, marrying a noble lady!”

Geralt squints up at them doubtfully. “This…bard,” he says. “Dark hair, blue eyes, never shuts up?”

“Aye,” the innkeeper says. “That’s the one.”
fic  slash  fandom:thewitcher  pairing:geralt/jaskier  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  firsttime  pining  possessive 
6 weeks ago
an opiate; helpmate - yeats - Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
"Geralt," Jaskier says, displaying what he feels is admirable restraint, "if you don't stick your cock inside me this very instant, I will tear out your fucking hair."
fic  slash  fandom:thewitcher  pairing:geralt/jaskier  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  pwp  size.kink  dirty.talk  scent.kink  marking 
6 weeks ago
brownbetty | A light overview of some Chinese-media fandoms
So maybe you’re like, what are all these Chinese language canon fandoms that are popping up? Maybe you’ve heard of 'Guardian' or 'Nirvana in Fire' or 'The Untamed.' These are three different Chinese language media offerings that have really only one thing in common: they are all adapted from self-published web-novels that were originally posted on BL (boy-love, analogous to slash) forums.

((Brownbetty covers MXTX's unadapted novels, 'The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System' and 'Heaven's Official Blessing' towards the end of the entry.))
fandom:mdzs/theuntamed  fandom:scumvillain  meta 
7 weeks ago
Mine - Craftybadger1234 - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
You are born with your soulmate's first words to you written in black on your palm. They fade to silver when you hear them.

Draco's have been silver for as long as he can remember.
fandom:harrypotter  fic  slash  pairing:harry/draco  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  soulmates  angst 
7 weeks ago
A Hunger That's Insatiable - impertinence - Knives Out (2019)
Instead of talking Marta through evading investigators, Ransom goes for the path of least resistance. It leads straight to the courthouse.
fic  het  fandom:knivesout  pairing:marta/ransom  rating:nc-17  length:15000-35000  marriage  dominate.me!  angst  d/s 
7 weeks ago
indecent exposure - sarahyyy - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
/Lan Zhan has sent you a video./

Wei Wuxian sighs. “Lan Zhan ah, Lan Zhan,” he groans. “How are you going to pretend you didn’t do anything embarrassing if you’re going to send me evidence of you being a bad drunk?”
au  fic  humor  slash  fandom:TheUntamed  fandom:mdzs  rating:r  modern!au  length:<2000  pairing:lanwangji/weiwuxian 
7 weeks ago
The Many Trials of Mu Qingfang - Shamelesscooper - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Now, here’s the thing with Mu Qingfang. He’s a simple man, and he is no fool. He’s wanted Liu Qingge for something verging on a few years now, and he knows it will go nowhere. He’s made peace with that. He’s no stranger to letting his feelings fall to the side while he focuses on other things (like ruptured organs and severed limbs and crying disciples and Liu Qingge staring at Shen Qingqiu Like That). He hopes he is a good man, but at the end of the day, he is a simple man with simple needs: are people dying around him? No? Okay, good. Is he eating well? Is he getting more than 4 hours of sleep? Yes? Okay, good. Does his heart ache every time Liu Qingge comes by smelling of rust and staring at Shen Qingqiu like he hung the stars in the midnight sky? Yes? Well, alright; that’s normal. Is he thinking about accepting a proposition for sex by a man he’s been pining after for years? Yes? Well. He’s only a simple man.

--

Mu Qingfang is a simple man. So why in the world is the universe dead set on testing him?

((SQQ ships them SO HARD and is trying his best to help them along with every plot trick up his sleeve; hijinks ensue!))
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:liuqingge/muqingfang  rating:r  length:35000-65000  sexpollen  dubcon  pining  oblivious  miscommunication  humor  hurt/comfort 
7 weeks ago
System Restore - straightforwardly - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
There is no self-saving system, but there are other safeguards in place. Shen Qingqiu dies alongside Luo Binghe during Maigu Ridge incident and wakes up again in the past—right before his reunion with Luo Binghe in Jinlan City.
au  fandom:scumvillain  fic  slash  time.travel  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:pg  length:<2000  fix-it  hurt/comfort 
7 weeks ago
Rainstorm Synchronicity - lunarcottoncandy - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
After years spent imprisoned by vampire hunters, Luo Binghe comes back to Shen Qingqiu, his eyes glowing red with thirst. Shen Qingqiu cannot bring himself to make him leave.
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:pg-13  length:5000-15000  vampire!fic  au  angst 
7 weeks ago
The Scum Villain’s Redemption - qikiqtarjuaq - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
With the release of the sequel to 'Proud of Immortal Demon Way', nothing was going to stop Shen Yuan from giving this shameless cash-grab the rightful thrashing it deserved in the reviews. Well. Nothing except for a lethal case of food poisoning that sent his soul into the body of Shen Qingqiu in the brand new sequel.
au  fic  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:originalluobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:r  length:5000-15000  humor  angst  slash  bathing 
7 weeks ago
do u expect me, a gay, to remember everything i write - lazulisong - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
"What?" says Shang Qinghua. "No, he's not. Why would he court me? He thinks I'm like, a hamster."

"Okay, then why is he dropping like, monsters and shit at your door?" says Cucumber-bro. "That's how they like, show people they can provide for them or whatever."

"Why would they do that!" shrieks Shang Qinghua. "I never --"

"It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands."

"No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"
author:lazulisong  domestic!fic  fluff  humor  crack  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:mobei-jun/shangqinghua  rating:pg-13  pets  length:2000-5000  courtship 
7 weeks ago
The Life and Times of Luo Binghe, Demon Firefighter and Reluctant Witch - Jinxed_Ink - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Luo Binghe turned towards the source of the voice, and saw him, then, outlined in golden light, the bamboo leaves casting delicate shadows on his features.

The most wonderful man in the world.

“Gah,” said Luo Binghe, eloquently.

The most wonderful man in the world’s gaze shifted from Luo Binghe, to the inferno still raging in his apartment. His fair brow creased. “What has that idiot done now?”

((Next work is "The Life and Times of Luo Binghe, Semi-Competent Witch and Deeply Incompetent Seducer."))
fic  humor  au  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  modern!au 
7 weeks ago
The Perilous Adventures of Police Dog Derek - cryptomoon, dr_girlfriend - Teen Wolf (TV)
“Seriously, though.” Stiles squints at his dad. “Since when did you start talking to yourself? Did empty nest syndrome really hit you that hard?”

John goes back around the counter, flipping the bacon in one skillet and then stirring up some eggs in the other.

“I was talking to Scout,” he says placidly.

“Who the fuh — fudge is Scout?”

John rolls his eyes. “Scout, say hi.”

BOOF!

Stiles jumps, spilling hot coffee down his arm.

“Jesus!” he yelps. He licks his dripping arm — waste not, want not — and then rounds the kitchen island.

Sitting there, looking way too smug, is — well, he’s not exactly willing to bet the house on it, but Stiles is 99% sure that that’s a motherfucking werewolf.
fic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  au  transformation  pets  humor 
7 weeks ago
Amber on Twitter: "Pick a movie. Keep one actor. The rest are played by muppets."
((A couple of my personal faves from the thread are as follows, but I loved so many...))

Die Hard. Alan Rickman (@EwanRCD)
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Home Alone 2. Keep Tim Curry. (@PollysArron)
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Captain America Winter Soldier

Keep: Chris Evans

The elevator fight (@AndrewSparling)
humor  crack  otherstuff 
8 weeks ago
That Starlight in His Obsidian Eyes - lunarcottoncandy - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
Sometime before the Endless Abyss debacle, Shen Qingqiu’s soulmark faded and was replaced by wings.

(Five times Shen Qingqiu tries to hide his wings and one time he doesn’t.)
au  fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  soulmates  wing!fic  rating:pg-13  length:5000-15000  angst  fluff  hurt/comfort 
8 weeks ago
The Crane And The Black Lotus - Laryna6 - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
If Shen Yuan had to transmigrate, couldn’t he transmigrate into a protagonist or a righteous cultivator? Why did it have to be this scum villain demon?

Especially since in the book Proud Immortal Cultivator Way, demons were supposed to be perpetually horny so the hero Luo Binghe could papapa with all the demon sisters! It was like being an adolescent all over again! Everything was giving him an erection: swords, fans, suggestively shaped rocks!
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu/liuqingge  pairing:mobei-jun/shangqinghua  rating:nc-17  length:35000-65000  dubcon  au  angst  [x]MadeThemDoIt  sexpollen  wing!fic 
8 weeks ago
O Captain, My Captain - novembersmith - Temeraire - Novik
The prompt was "Transformation stuff - Laurence and Temeraire discover some sort of magic plot device artifact which allows them to change from human to dragon, or the other way around, or both. Sexytimes ensue, obviously."
fic  slash  fandom:temeraire  pairing:laurence/temeraire  transformation  rating:nc-17  length:2000-5000  firsttime 
8 weeks ago
If Wishing Made It So - leveragehunters (Monkeygreen) - Captain America (Movies)
Modern Winter Soldier AU where Bucky is a genie who became HYDRA's Asset.

When HYDRA found the Tesseract they also found a genie in a bottle. Knowing a genie's wishes are a trap that will turn and bite you, they used the power of the Tesseract to enslave the genie. It cost them three wishes but it bought them an Asset with power greater than any human and for 70 years they used him to work HYDRA's will on the world.

Until they lost him.

His bottle washes up on a beach and he's found by a new Master, Steve Rogers. Steve, horrified at having absolute power over someone, has a very different approach to being in control of a genie. While Bucky waits for his new Master to show his true colours they're trying to work out how to live with each other. Bucky doesn't trust Steve, Steve's friends don't trust Bucky, and no one realises HYDRA has not let their Asset go so easily.
fic  slash  fandom:captainamerica  pairing:steve/bucky  rating:pg-13  length:15000-35000  angst  au  slowburn  modern!au  shrinkyclinks  protective  art  hurt/comfort 
8 weeks ago
Late Gifts of Winterfair - james - Vorkosigan Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
Ivan doesn't appreciate being kidnapped, and he doesn't know what to do about Gregor. For a change, none of this is Miles' fault.
fic  slash  fandom:vorkosigansaga  pairing:gregor/ivan  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  angst  pining  humor  protective 
9 weeks ago
Scum Villain's Accidental Romance System - BurnerAccount - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Shen Qingqiu has accepted that yes, this is a novel. And yes, it is going to have stupid plot points that he can (probably) do nothing about. His inevitable, horrible fate is his most probable future - but hey, it's at least a ways off yet, right?

A Stallion novel has stupid tropes, but he's 100% - no, 1000% sure, that these aren't in the standard package.

((SQQ has taken the role in all the Damsel in Distress tropes . . . and Binghe has a lot of wives. WIP but already lots of fun!))
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  pairing:liuqingge/shenqingqiu  rating:pg-13  length:15000-35000  humor  miscommunication  oblivious  wip  jealousy  protective 
9 weeks ago
lunatique | Mo Dao Zu Shi/The Untamed Pronunciation Guide (COMPLETE)
Pronunciation guide to character names, sects, weapons, and other forms address (shixiong, etc.) I've been learning so much Chinese, roundabout, maybe I should learn how to mangle it less in my head as I read it...
reference  audio  fandom:mdzs/theuntamed 
9 weeks ago
The Way to a Man's Heart is His Stomach - CheckersXIV - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Luo Binghe has accepted his life for what it is: a dull repetition of a burned-out passion for a job. Back when he started his "Not Your Mother's" cooking channel on youtube, he had been ready to face the world. Now he just wants the world out of his face. When he hits one more bump in the road, he can't really say it's too surprising considering that the universe seems to just hate him.

And yet, the universe sends him to Shen Yuan.
_
Or 5 times Shen Yuan accidentally distracts Luo Binghe's attention from his videos, and the one time Luo Binghe gets his.
fic  slash  au  modern!au  art  humor  pining  fluff  cuddling  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:pg-13  length:5000-15000  foodporn 
10 weeks ago
Uprooted - lethean - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Shen Yuan never expected to transmigrate, so when he does, he's at least relieved he hasn't become some poor cannon fodder character in that shitty novel he just finished reading. But as he navigates his new life, he discovers that isn't the case at all—he's landed himself right in the role of a minor villain in Proud Immortal Demon Way.

Except ... why are things different from how he remembers them? And why did the white lotus love interest turn into the villain instead??

((Housekeeping note: Tagged as Pairing:LuoBinghe/ShenQingqiu for consistency, but for this AU fic, Shen Yuan has not actually transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu. This is a really hard fandom to tag sometimes, okay T_T))
au  fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:pg-13  length:65k-100k  angst  hurt/comfort 
10 weeks ago
Anthony J. Crowley, Retired Demon and Airbnb Superhost - TheOldAquarian - Good Omens (TV)
What are you supposed to do when you've been fired from your sweet job in Hell for thwarting the schemes of Satan, you've got a swanky flat in Mayfair, and you're looking for an excuse to spend all your time in someone else's bookshop? Obviously, you turn to the dubious world of short-term vacation rentals.

The resulting Airbnb property in Mayfair has been variously described as "an instagram trap," "a vampire den but make it botanical," and "the weirdest bed and breakfast in the shared history of beds and breakfasting."
fic  gen  fandom:goodomens  rating:pg  length:2000-5000  humor 
11 weeks ago
How Ancient Chinese Names Work - Learn from The Untamed — AvenueX
Someone finally explains to my ignorant self why everyone in The Untamed has so many, many names.

((Now to find a way to *watch* The Untamed instead of only drinking it up via gifs and meta...))
reference  fandom:TheUntamed 
11 weeks ago
Steve Rogers: Undercover Robosexual - jellybeanforest - Marvel Cinematic Universe
Tony Stark is a selfish, narcissistic asshole with a God complex, which makes his invention of the superhero Iron Man, an impressive android with an AI that surpasses even J.A.R.V.I.S. in complexity, all the more puzzling. Stuck in a future he struggles to understand, Steve surprisingly gets along with the bag of bolts more than any flesh-and-blood being. He often has to stop himself from taking chances with real human life (including his own) when Iron Man is in danger. After all, Stark likely has several back-up copies of Iron Man’s code, so he can always make another one, right? That’s what Steve tells himself anyway when he sees Iron Man flying a missile destined for New York City through a wormhole to destroy the Chitauri warship.

And then Steve gets a call from the man himself on his private comm channel.

“Hey Cap.”

“Stark, this isn’t a good time. I’m kind of in the middle of something. Can I call you back later?” Steve says, head tipped up to watch Iron Man’s ascension.

Based on a Cap-IronMan Kinkmeme Prompt. For the Cap-IronMan Bingo 2019 Round 2 – O5 Photo Prompt.
fandom:avengers  fic  fandom:mcu  slash  pairing:steve/tony  rating:pg-13  identity.porn  length:5000-15000 
11 weeks ago
Local Virgin Gets Deflowered by her Boss and her Boss's Secret Wife Click Thru to See More - Chapter 1 - acernor - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
“Zhangmen Shijie,” Shen Qingqiu says, drawing Yue Qingyuan closer to herself by the curve of her waist, fingers slipping against the smooth fabric of her belt. Yue Qingyuan shudders slightly; Shen Qingqiu can barely make out the outline of her nipples through the fine cloth of her sect leader robes. “Take this off, I’ll give you what you need,” Shen Qingqiu says, voice low.

“What are you doing!” Liu Qingge yelps, jerking in place on the other side of the small cavern. She stands, fists tight at her side, as though torn between jumping over to fling Shen Qingqiu away from Yue Qingyuan or throwing herself away from them. There’s nowhere really to go, though; the cavern sealed itself when the trap was set off.

“Don’t be such a prude,” Shen Qingqiu sneers. “We’ll all die if we don’t cure this poison.”
fic  femslash  threesome  sexpollen  dirty.talk  virgin  breathplay  masturbation  [x]MadeThemDoIt  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:yueqingyuan/originalshenqingqiu  pairing:misc  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000 
november 2019
If You Love Me, Let Me Know - Titans_R_Us - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
When Demon Lord Luo Binghe saves Shen Yuan, everyone thinks he's just going to become another of Binghe's conquests. That once he joins the harem he will become a forgotten and faceless beauty. Just another flower in the emperor's garden.

They're wrong.
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:originalluobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  firsttime  dirty.talk  pining  possessive  marriage 
november 2019
I'm Game (A Very Craigslist Thanksgiving) - dr_girlfriend - Teen Wolf (TV)
"If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game," the ad had said. "I can do these things, at your request: openly hit on other guests while you act like you don't notice, start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion, propose to you in front of everyone, pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, I don't drink, but I used to. a lot. too much in fact. I know the drill), start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see. I require no pay but the free meal I will receive as a guest."
fic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:pg-13  length:2000-5000  fluff  holiday!fic  family  meet-cute  au 
november 2019
Starting Now I’m Starting Over - skoosiepants - Teen Wolf (TV)
Stiles is surprised, when he accidentally tumbles into Professor Hale’s legs on a mad dash down the halls, that Derek leans down and scoops him up and…cuddles him into his arms.

Or-

Stiles may or may not have gotten his professorship at Hogwarts because he can turn into a cat.
au  author:skoosiepants  crossover  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:pg-13  fandom:teenwolf  fandom:harrypotter  length:2000-5000  fic  slash  transformation  pets 
november 2019
baby, I'm bad news - skoosiepants - Stranger Things (TV 2016)
“Hargrove?” Steve keeps a healthy ten feet between them, well out of arm’s reach. “You okay?”

Billy doesn’t move. Steve almost considers inching closer when he finally says, “Yeah, Harrington. Just peachy.” His voice is thick and low, and Steve wonders just how long he’s been standing out here like a crazy person.

or--

Steve has no idea what to do with Billy Hargrove.

or--

The Harry Potter AU where Steve fucks up a lot and Billy doesn't know how to use his words, but everyone eventually gets their shit together.
fic  slash  fandom:strangerthings  fandom:harrypotter  au  modern!au  pairing:billy/steve  rating:r  cuddling  author:skoosiepants  length:15000-35000  hurt/comfort 
november 2019
remember my love - bleep0bleep - Teen Wolf (TV)
Stiles wakes up and suddenly the war is over, he's no longer a penniless mage, and living in an exquisite manor married to the man he's been in love with for far too long.

“It’ll be fine,” Stiles says gallantly. “I am certain I will just fall in love with my husband all over again, and I will find plenty of joy doing that.” He winks at Derek for good measure.
Derek blinks.
fic  slash  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  rating:pg-13  length:15000-35000  au  angst  amnesia!fic  pining  fluff  regency!au  miscommunication  courtship  author:bleep0bleep 
november 2019
lean into the uncertainty of the sea - thrallax - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Everyone knows that mer creatures aren't real - they're just the tales of addled sailors, meant to come up with reasons to explain the strange things they see on the sea. Shen Qingqiu isn't superstitious and he isn't an idiot.

Why would he believe in something he'd never seen before? He has a nice life, teaching children and bothering his best friend, dealing with the impossible Liu Qingge. He doesn't need stories to make things more exciting.
au  fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  pairing:luobinghe/liuqingge  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu/liuqingge  pairing:liuqingge/shenqingqiu  pining  oblivious  slowburn  threesome  nonstandard.genitalia  rating:nc-17  length:35000-65000 
november 2019
Slick Moves - acernor - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Who requested a modern lesbian martial arts au? No one? Well you're getting one

“So how did you three negotiate that whole… thing, anyway?” Shang Qinghua says around the straw that leads into her iced coffee.
“What thing?” Shen Qingqiu asks, frowning.
“You know,” Shang Qinghua says. “Your thing. With Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge.”
“What thing?” Shen Qingqiu repeats, frowning harder.
“Come on, I thought for sure Luo Binghe was going to rip off Liu Qingge’s head when you kept flirting with her after the two of you got together,” Shang Qinghua says.
“When I what,” Shen Qingqiu says.
fic  femslash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  pairing:liuqingge/shenqingqiu  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu/liuqingge  pairing:luobinghe/liuqingge  threesome  sextoys  bondage  voyeurism  oblivious  au  modern!au  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000  author:acernor 
october 2019
Reunited - acernor - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Shen Yuan transmigrates into the body of resident scum villain Shen Qingqiu and starts immediately sucking up to his apprentice- the protagonist- Luo Binghe. But in a masterful stroke of genius, just before he would be forced to push Luo Binghe into the Abyss, Shen Qingqiu fakes his own death and retires to a life of relaxation!

Bye bye, cultivator world drama! Luo Binghe obsession with Shen Qingqiu: avoided! Shen Yuan: out!

Luo Binghe, meanwhile, falls into the Abyss anyway and comes out as the stallion protagonist he was always meant to be- ruthless, conquering, womanizing, and hot as fuck.

Good thing Shen Yuan will never see him again and doesn't have to worry about all that! Yes they will definitely never meet again! Definitely not ever! HahahahahahaHA
fandom:scumvillain  fic  slash  author:acernor  pairing:originalluobinghe/shenqingqiu  dubcon  dirty.talk  [x]MadeThemDoIt  firsttime  humor  rating:nc-17  length:5000-15000 
october 2019
How to Get Your Man Off in Six Years or Less - acernor - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
While Luo Binghe is in the Abyss, Shen Qingqiu is struck by a strange poison that gives him a woman's body. The only solution: orgasm.

Who on earth will be able to help him...?

((Everyone. Well. They'll try.))
fandom:scumvillain  fic  humor  genderswap/sexswap  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  pairing:liuqingge/shenqingqiu  pairing:misc  het  slash  pegging  sextoys  author:acernor 
october 2019
Scum Villain Archive - Chapter 15 - Kyogre - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
Part of a one-shot collection. "Wing AU."
aka "what if demons all had a monster form?"

((Binghe gets fluffy white wings, because of course he does. <3))
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:pg-13  wing!fic  au  author:kyogre 
october 2019
Scum Villain Archive - Chapter 5 - Kyogre - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
"The demon lord fell in love with me"

((Part of a collection of one-shots. I think it's a crossover with another fandom, but can't swear it! SQQ helps seal the Demon Sovereign away to end his evil reign, but the Sovereign wakes up hundreds of years earlier than he should've and comes straight to SQQ, claiming to have fallen for him.))
fic  slash  au  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:pg-13  fluff  author:kyogre 
october 2019
Secret Route Unlocked - Kyogre - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
Getting out of an arranged marriage by pretending to date? Check. Thrown into a trial while tied together? Check. Forced to share a room and a bed? Check. Kiss under the influence? Check!

Every tired, cliche romance trope possible as applied to liushen.
feat. Luo Binghe's journey through unrequited feelings and making one (1) actual friend
fic  slash  het  rating:pg-13  length:100k+  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:liuqingge/shenqingqiu  fake.relationship  au  angst  humor  oblivious 
october 2019
The Pen is Mightier - Shamelesscooper - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
The thought had been niggling at the back of his mind quite a bit lately. He wasn’t showing Shang Qinghua proper obeisance, was he? They’d grown so comfortable in their roles - Mobei-Jun as Shang Qinghua’s king, and Shang Qinghua as his dutiful servant - that they hadn’t thought to… stop. It was how it had always been. But things were different, now, weren’t they? They’d been different for a long time now. To ignore that wasn’t proper.

That stops now, Mobei-Jun decides. His ancestors would be rolling in their graves to see him ignore the proper rites of courtship - the fact that he and Shang Qinghua were already mated besides. He was not raised to be some kind of country rube, as much as being sequestered so far up north might imply otherwise. Shang Qinghua was his partner, and, with all factors properly calculated, the more powerful of the two. It was only proper that Mobei-Jun display an appropriate level of submission to his better.

--

Mobei-Jun realizes with increasing clarity that he wants to serve Shang Qinghua. Shang Qinghua does NOT pick up on it.
fandom:scumvillain  fic  slash  rating:nc-17  pairing:mobei-jun/shangqinghua  length:15000-35000  fluff  humor  oblivious  foodporn  firsttime  dominate.me! 
october 2019
string me along - louser - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Shang Qinghua is the only person in the world who can see the threads that connect people to their loved ones.

He is also, quite possibly, the only person in the world to not have a single one.
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:mobei-jun/shangqinghua  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  rating:pg-13  length:5000-15000  au  soulmates 
october 2019
Once Upon A Dream - Lost_Starlight - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Having been mysteriously rescued from Luo Binghe’s grasp after recovering Shen Qingqiu’s corpse, Shen Yuan’s already rough night takes a turn for the worse when the protagonist crashes *his* dreams instead of the other way around.

Or: the System is useless and Shen Yuan demands a refund.
fic  slash  fandom:scumvillain  pairing:luobinghe/shenqingqiu  au  rating:pg-13  length:5000-15000 
october 2019
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