zhena + yuletide2018   33

Expansion Pack by Major
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, Bethany/Alex, Shelly/Seaplane. "One little mistake after winning the game forces them to be trapped in Jumanji for even longer, which would have been so much more bearable if Bethany could at least put it on Instagram." //8K. When Bethany (POV), queen of social media, finds herself tethered to a '90s metalhead on a side quest, there might be a whiff of romance in the air for the professor and the pilot. This is a really well done extra adventure, which stays mainly at mutual crushing level.
fanfic  Jumanji  slash  het  gen  pair:BethanyWalker/AlexVreeke  pair:SheldonOberon/SeaplaneMcDonough  yuletide2018  ref:humor  ref:postcanon  ref:plot  ref:UST  ref:pining  ref:teenagers  ref:videogame  au:major  fandom:MiscFilms 
january 2019 by zhena
Sharp Dressed Man by neveralarch
Gokushufudou: The Way of the House Husband, gen. "Tatsu is a very supportive husband." // <1K. Tatsu POV, and a casual(ly threatening) party with Miku's coworkers. Fanfic for this series! LOL.
fanfic  Way-of-the-House-Husband  gen  pair:Tatsu/Miku  yuletide2018  ref:humor  ref:vignette  ref:domestic  ref:curtainfic  au:neveralarch  fandom:MiscAnimanga 
january 2019 by zhena
Essential Nature by etben
Rivers of London, gen/het/slash. Peter on leave gets counseling, which leads to him mulling over both Sir William and Beverley in the other world, which leads him to Asking Questions. // 2.5K. Peter POV. A conversation with Ty even. This is an interesting speculative sort of fic.
fanfic  Rivers-of-London  het  slash  pair:PeterGrant/BeverleyBrook  yuletide2018  ref:backstory  au:etben  fandom:RiversOfLondon 
january 2019 by zhena
You're My Cherry Pie by novembersmith
Venom, Eddie/Venom. "The first time Eddie suggests they have sex, Venom is, more than anything else, extremely confused." //9K. Far funnier than I'd expected, given all the tentative, fumbling negotiating.
Also of relevance is that, based on its studies of tumblr and reddit, Venom has yet to discover an Earth object that at least one human is unwilling to copulate with. Vegetable, mineral, vehicle. There seems to be no end to what a human is willing to view as a sexual object. Humans will definitely, absolutely be the sluts of the galaxy once they figure out space travel. This is the thesis of Venom’s current visual essay, being presented to its unwilling subject.

"HERE WE SEE ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A HUMAN ATTAINING SEXUAL RELEASE WITHOUT ANOTHER HUMAN PRESENT," it explains and clicks to the last slide of the powerpoint where it had organized the bulk of its research.
fanfic  Venom  pair:EddieBrock/Venom  yuletide2018  ref:tentacles  ref:D/S  ref:first-time  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:alien-wtf  via:exclamations  au:novembersmith  fandom:Venom 
december 2018 by zhena
Parts Unknown: Bajor by fresne
Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown RPF/Deep Space 9, gen. "In the season eight premiere, Tony pays a visit to Deep Space Nine and Bajor." // 7.5K, AU. Haven't seen any Parts Unknown, but this is easy enough to follow. Dwells mainly on the occupation and recovery efforts in a way the canon never did, with the overall downbeat vibe leavened by rather goofy commercial breaks. It's pretty interesting (and filled with typos). Featured canon characters: Sisko, Jake, Jadzia.
fanfic  DS9  PartsUnknown  gen  yuletide2018  ref:fusionfic  ref:xover  ref:angst  ref:humor  ref:food  ref:epistolary  au:fresne  fandom:MiscTV  fandom:DS9 
december 2018 by zhena
Developing Community Engagement by mechanonymous
Rivers of London, gen. "From community meetings to flooding Romford High Street. Not everything Peter does results in property damage but it's always major property damage when it does." // 1K. Here's an oddity. It's clearly a broken off fic chunk. Bookmarking mainly to find out who posted this and whether they ever plan to finish it, tbh. ETA: "Author" comments that it's complete. Sure. OK then.
fanfic  Rivers-of-London  gen  pair:PeterGrant|CeceliaTyburnThames  yuletide2018  au:mechanonymous  fandom:RiversOfLondon 
december 2018 by zhena
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen by kototyph
Rivers of London, Thomas/Peter. After he's blown off Beverley one time too many, she gives Peter a holiday gift that has him frantically avoiding Nightingale because now he wants the opposite of that. // 11K. Peter POV, sex pollen! Nothing from after "Hanging Tree," and also doesn't incorporate the Abigail short, so something of a fork AU. The family christmas chez Peter's mom and dad is pretty fun.
* "Let Nothing You Dismay," https://archiveofourown.org/works/17222336 Followup fic, the sex scene for the former.
fanfic  Rivers-of-London  slash  pair:PeterGrant/ThomasNightingale  yuletide2018  ref:fork  ref:sexpollen  ref:curse  ref:dubcon  ref:miscommunication  ref:holiday  ref:xmas  ref:first-time  ref:families  fandom:RiversOfLondon  au:kototyph 
december 2018 by zhena
We'll Burn That Barn When We Come to It by lost_spook
11th Century CE RPF, AU, William/Harold. "Self-made French tycoon Bill Norman" is planning to build his hypermarket on Harold Godwinson's quaint organic farm near Hastings in an Area of Outstanding National Beauty. However, as the Bayeux Blogger hints, there may be more to this situation than meets the eye (cough). // 3.5K. Norman Invasion, modern AU, told as emails, texts, tweets, and local blogger posts. Also sheep, bees, bodyguards, bulldozers, and protestors. FUN.
fanfic  HistoricalRPF  slash  pair:HaroldGodwinson/WilliamTheConqueror  yuletide2018  AU  ref:epistolary  ref:miscommunication  ref:families  ref:humor  ref:farming  ref:enemyslash  via:as_lld_again  au:lost_spook  fandom:HistoricalRPF 
december 2018 by zhena
Your Fever Gives Me Shivers by misura
Almost Human, Kennex/Dorian. "Dorian gets infected with a sex bot virus. John gets infected with feelings." //2K. As the author sez, "this is less a fic about sex pollen for androids and more a fic about John being allergic to feelings?" Yep, it's not really a sex pollen fic, and it's really well done. (Tho this is more in line with the show, I admit I would also like that actual sex pollen fic...)
via:shadowkeeper  fanfic  AlmostHuman  slash  pair:Dorian/JohnKennex  yuletide2018  ref:angst  ref:pining  ref:denial  ref:robots  ref:first-time  au:misura  fandom:AlmostHuman 
december 2018 by zhena
Piracy Is Our Only Option by longwhitecoats
Sense and Sensibility (Austen), gen "Margaret becomes a privateer." // 1K. So Margaret runs away to join the navy as "Jack" Dashwood. :D
via:sophia_sol  fanfic  Sense&Sensibility  gen  yuletide2018  ref:epistolary  ref:ageofsail  ref:humor  au:longwhitecoats  fandom:Austen 
december 2018 by zhena
Hawkeyed by Corlaire
Hawkeye/Young Avengers, Kate/America. "What America doesn't know won't hurt her. Right?" // 1K. Kate worrying over a dilemma. (Past Kate/Noh-Varr). V.v. cute.
"I'm not moping," Kate said. "What would I be moping about? My life is amazing. Madame Masque has ... not tried to kill me for twelve days in a row, my superhero team is currently mostly-funded, my boyfriend definitely didn't dump me for reasons he won't disclose—"
fanfic  YoungAvengers  femslash  pair:KateBishop/AmericaChavez  yuletide2018  ref:humor  ref:pining  ref:banter  via:sophia_sol  au:corlaire  fandom:YoungAvengers 
december 2018 by zhena
Simple Tunes by misura
Lord of Light (Zelazny), Sam/Yama. "Yama wishes to know what it is like to be sixteen. Sam obliges, more or less. (Mostly less.)" // 1K. And it sounds remarkably like the book, wow. This pairing variation never occurred to me, tho it really should have. Sort of enemy slash, sort of not -- relationships and conspiracies and alliances get awfully fluid in this book.
fanfic  Lord-of-Light  slash  pair:Sam/Yama  yuletide2018  ref:pastiche  ref:postcanon  ref:enemyslash  ref:pricklypair  au:misura  fandom:Zelazny 
december 2018 by zhena
Homemakers by Sophia_Prester
Rivers of London, gen. "At a very dangerous time of year, Peter is re-adjusting to being back at work, Nightingale has something on his mind, and the Folly's greatest defense comes from an unlikely (and delicious) source." // 5.6K. Followup sorta, kinda casefic to "Lies Sleeping." In the midst of everyone tensely waiting for Something Terrible to (possibly) occur and something being off with Thomas, Molly and Foxglove collaborate on a really touching project. (Background Peter/Beverley)
The problem wasn't Christmas itself, as annoying as it made things when you just had to nip down to the shop on a routine errand. The problem was that the Winter Solstice and all of the holidays that had accreted to it over the centuries made this time of year about as safe as the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone.
fanfic  Rivers-of-London  gen  yuletide2018  ref:holidays  ref:casefic  ref:angst  ref:domestic  ref:families  au:Sophia_Prester  fandom:RiversOfLondon 
december 2018 by zhena
There and Back Again by doctor_denmark
Rivers of London, gen. "And if you're the woman who, driving along the A4155 that afternoon, found herself inexplicably picking up a pair of hitchhikers and driving them all the way into London, I'm really, really sorry". Lies Sleeping, Chapter 12 // 1.3K. Outside POV, specifically the driver in question. Whew, it's mildly creepy.
fanfic  Rivers-of-London  gen  yuletide2018  ref:outsiderPOV  ref:backstory  ref:mindcontrol  ref:magic  au:doctor_denmark  fandom:RiversOfLondon 
december 2018 by zhena
The Wonder Dog by beili
Rivers of London, gen. "Dominic sends Peter a video of some singing sheep. The video's not a fake, and the phone that took it should probably be replaced." // 1.4K. Dominic and his hubby (you know, the farmer) ask for help, and Peter stumbles over another category of supernatural denizens. Fun.
I put out several UFO trackers in various parts of the field to get a better picture of what was going on. Whatever it was, it was certainly long-lasting; they’d gotten all the way through "Bohemian Rhapsody" the night before. It had been a pretty good cover, for an a cappella group that could only use the syllable “baa.”
fanfic  Rivers-of-London  gen  yuletide2018  ref:humor  ref:farming  au:beili  au:valmora  fandom:RiversOfLondon  ref:casefic 
december 2018 by zhena
Five to One Against by Philomytha
Rivers of London, gen. "How Molly and Nightingale discovered haemomancy." // 5K. Molly POV. Set during WWII and the Blitz, with some backstory for Molly, who has to make a hard choice. I wasn't actually certain what was going on at one point (and I'm still not sure, tbh), but it didn't impact the overall effect.
fanfic  Rivers-of-London  gen  pair:ThomasNightingale|Molly  yuletide2018  ref:historical  ref:WWII  ref:backstory  ref:spies  au:Philomytha  fandom:RiversOfLondon 
december 2018 by zhena
Catch My Disease by Rhovanel
What We Do in the Shadows, gen. "Vladislav goes viral. The Beast is not impressed." After Nick introduces everyone to the concept of Twitter, Vladislav takes to the Internet like a possum to trash (literally) to get one up on his ex. // 2.5. Cute. :D
fanfic  What-We-Do-in-the-Shadows  gen  yuletide2018  ref:vampires  ref:postcanon  ref:humor  ref:blackhumor  ref:Internet  au:Rhovanel  fandom:MiscFilms 
december 2018 by zhena
A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy by Tangerine
X-Factor, Rictor/Shatterstar. "Summoned to Beverly Hills by Monet on their day off, Rictor, Banshee, Monet, and Shatterstar work to solve the case before it becomes a murder." That is, Monet wants to buy a house in a swanky part of town; the owner, a former clairvoyant, assures her someone's due to be murdered in it during her houseparty. //5K. Rictor POV, set during the heyday of X-Factor, so he's still kind of sour about everything but Shatterstar. Such a nifty fanfic for them, and I really enjoyed it. (Knocking off Star as some offhand visual joke was why I fucking loathed Deadpool 2.)
Julio snorted. "Despite what Madrox may think, we're not actually living in a noir film."
"The internet assures me I have all the qualifications for an homme fatale," Star said, his voice a warm murmur in Julio's ear. Julio kept his eyes fixed forward, scanning the crowd. He took another drink as Star continued, "I have clearly come in your life to seduce you and disrupt your existence."
"So that makes me, what, the doomed anti-hero in a spiral to his own destruction?"
"Not if I can help it," Star replied, thumb stroking over Julio's hairline, "though seduction is inevitable."
fanfic  X-Factor  slash  gen  pair:Shatterstar/Rictor  yuletide2018  ref:plot  ref:casefic  ref:mystery  ref:established  ref:canonpair  ref:humor  au:tangerine  fandom:X-Factor 
december 2018 by zhena
The Night of the President's Presents by karaokegal
Wild Wild West, Jim/Artemus. For the annual holiday ball in Washington, the duo are tasked with collecting the presents destined for President Grant -- and detecting any hidden bombs and poisons beforehand. One such trap comes courtesy Loveless, naturally. //8.7K. Artie POV. Considerable backstory is applied to Artemus. Then florid sex pollen for christmas!
fanfic  WildWildWest  slash  pair:JamesWest/ArtemusGordon  yuletide2018  ref:xmas  ref:backstory  ref:sexpollen  ref:pining  ref:first-time  ref:western  au:karaokegal  fandom:MiscTV 
december 2018 by zhena
Superb Fry-Up (instrumental) by 51stCenturyFox
This Is Spinal Tap, Nigel/David. "Nigel likes staying in LA and there are many reasons: David, In-N-Out burgers, drought, David, and non-lethal sushi." // 1.6K. The band, as it were, today, in LA, brought out of retirement by the invention of vantablack. This marvelous and ridiculous. Also the phrase "three-decade groupie-grope minge binge."
“Nonsense. You’re staying here. There’s a guest room.” David gets up and motions to him to follow, and they head down the hall to a door. “See, it’s very roomy.”
“Hmm,” Nigel says. It is a big room, for certain. There’s a dresser and a turntable with headphones on a stand, and a leather chair, and one of those fluffy sheepskin rugs, but no bed. “There’s no bed, though.”
“Well, see...that’s why it’s so spacious. Minimalism!”
I note that the Rolling Stone article doesn't use the umlaut. Because it is pretentious "real" journalism, I suppose.
fanfic  SpinalTap  slash  pair:DavidStHubbins/NigelTuffnel  yuletide2018  ref:postcanon  ref:bffs-to-lovers  ref:humor  au:51stCenturyFox  fandom:MiscFilms 
december 2018 by zhena
Better Cheated to the Last by Damkianna
The Sting, Henry/Johnny. The meetup in St. Louis doesn't go how Henry figured. Fortunately he can roll with the punches, and Johnny's good at taking a few. //3K. Henry POV. Whew, very small-scale con/rescue, and all sorts of manly, restrained feeeelings.
He gave Johnny one sharp punishing shake, and he said loudly, "Told you one of these days I'd catch up to you, Ed, you son of a bitch," and then he popped Johnny one across the jaw, as hard as he could bear.
Johnny's head snapped sideways, and he stumbled and almost fell again--but he'd recognized Henry, he must have, because when he caught himself and straightened up again he had his hands held out, pleading. "Joe, you--I didn't know you were in St. Louis--"
"I bet you didn't," Henry snapped, "or you'd never have shown your face."
"Aw, c'mon, Joe," Johnny said, with a whine in it now like he really was scared. "C'mon, can't we talk about this?"
fanfic  TheSting  slash  pair:HenryGondorff/JohnnyHooker  yuletide2018  ref:pining  ref:crime  ref:roleplay  ref:H/C  au:Damkianna  fandom:TheSting 
december 2018 by zhena
The Way to Shake a Federal Warrant by Franzeska
The Sting, Henry/Johnny. After reading about Henry's death in the paper, Johnny investigates, and finds himself tangled up in Mexico with a grave, a blackmailer, and a mysterious Argentinian businessman. //5K. Casefic! Sort of. But fairly involving, grifters gonna grift, some louche smuttiness yay.
fanfic  TheSting  slash  pair:HenryGondorff/JohnnyHooker  yuletide2018  ref:casefic  ref:crime  ref:drugs  ref:roleplay  ref:historical  au:Franzeska  fandom:TheSting 
december 2018 by zhena
Red Wine Celebration by GloriousGoblinQueen
Saiyuki/Gaiden, Kenren/Tenpou, Hakkai/Gojou. "Kenren gets Tenpou something special for his birthday. A little over 500 years later, something similar occurs." //2K. Succinct summary. Nothing really exciting, but still Gaiden fic for a fave pairing. Ambiguously sad as these things tend to be.
fanfic  Saiyuki  SaiyukiGaiden  slash  pair:TenpouGensui/KenrenTaishou  pair:ChoHakkai/ShaGojyou  yuletide2018  ref:established  ref:reincarnation  au:GloriousGoblinQueen  fandom:Saiyuki 
december 2018 by zhena
The First Step Is Always Scary by cdocks
Natsume's Book of Friends, gen. "Touko Fujiwara finds out a secret about her foster son." //2K. Sweet, short example of the subgenre of fic about how and when and where one or both of the Fujiwaras might discover Natsume's extracurricular activities.
fanfic  NatsumeYuujinchou  gen  yuletide2018  ref:families  ref:backstory  ref:futurefic  au:cdocks  fandom:NatsumeYuujinchou 
december 2018 by zhena
A Quiet Winter's Night by junko
Natsume's Book of Friends, gen. The downside of having an alcoholic cat: Natsume spends an entire day obsessing over what could happen if Nyanko-sensei's latest sake bottle doesn't get to the neighbor's recycling bin. //3.5K. I can't get enough of stories that expand on Natsume's tentative, hopeful relationship with Touko and Shigeru Fujiwara.
fanfic  NatsumeYuujinchou  gen  yuletide2018  ref:families  ref:angst  ref:humor  au:junko  fandom:NatsumeYuujinchou 
december 2018 by zhena
Teenagers Are Not as Subtle as They Think by Truth
Natsume's Book of Friends, gen. Touko, fixing dinner, has a lengthy discussion about Natsume with his pudgy cat. But it's not as one-sided as she thinks. //2K. Ohhh. The title may not seem promising, but this is such a quiet, lovely fic (without the usual larded-on abuse drama).
fanfic  NatsumeYuujinchou  gen  yuletide2018  ref:backstory  au:truth  fandom:NatsumeYuujinchou 
december 2018 by zhena
Mina de Malfois and the Changing of the Guard by Lilith
Mina de Malfois, gen(ish). "Mina’s latest novel project isn’t getting off to a good, or any, start. Arc suggests taking a quick, refreshing dip back into fandom." Mina, who's now a Fandom Doyen and profic writer, attends a con incognito; as usual, it doesn't go quite as planned. // 4K. A weird misspelling within the first few paragraphs almost sent me back-buttoning outta there, which would have been a huge pity because this one's really fun commentary on how fandom's changed (and hasn't) since the heyday of Mina on Livejournal.
Curious, I edged closer to the throng, trying to get a good look at some of their signs:
And, succinctly: PEDOPHILES!! Although the sign really didn’t do much to clarify whether it was an objection or an enthusiastic cheer, it must be said.
I will probably also forever wonder what people did exactly with those bath products.
fanfic  Mina-de-Malfois  gen  femslash  pair:MinaDeMalfois/Archivist12  yuletide2018  ref:meta  ref:humor  ref:fandom  ref:pastiche  au:lilith  fandom:MiscInternet 
december 2018 by zhena
Fever by Sylvia
Guardian, Zhao Yunlan/Shen Wei. The D-flu afflicts Dixians with genderswaps, and the Black-Robed Envoy is no exception. //3K. Writer chose to be a bit too cagey, so it took me a while to figure out what the hell was going on. After that, I backed up, started over, and it was pretty fun. (Zero porn, oddly enough.)
fanfic  Guardian  镇魂  slash  pair:ZhaoYunlan/ShenWei  yuletide2018  ref:humor  ref:genderswap  ref:H/C  au:sylvia  fandom:Guardian 
december 2018 by zhena
Ab Initio by qikiqtarjuaq
Guardian, gen. "Shen Wei's beginnings as a humble, technologically-impaired university student." //2.6K. Poor Shen Wei, surrounded by baffling humans, lol.
"Wait. A fan club? For people whose last names are Shen?" There were many things in modern culture he had yet to understand.
Lin Tao finally took pity on him. "No, Shen Wei. A fan club for you."
"Oh. But why?"
"Do you own a mirror?" quipped Xue Yang.
Shen Wei stopped to think. He had no frame of reference on whether it was normal for a university student to gain a fan club or not. Or even what fan clubs were supposed to do.
fanfic  Guardian  镇魂  gen  yuletide2018  ref:backstory  ref:college  ref:humor  ref:oblivious  au:qikiqtarjuaq  fandom:Guardian 
december 2018 by zhena
That Which Walks Unseen by Damkianna
Bone Key, Booth/Radcliffe. "I had not expected to see John Pelham Ratcliffe again." When an unusually friendly and obliging Radcliffe comes to visit the Parrington Museum, Booth is instantly suspicious. //6.7K. And once Radcliffe expresses an ~interest in him, Booth's convinced: terrible things are afoot. (Oh, Booth, you woobie.) I'm inclined to label this as a fixit.
And yet I could not set aside my awareness of what he was not. Or an increasingly intense consciousness of the degree to which I would have preferred that it were Ratcliffe —- even as I was driven to acknowledge that it could not be. It felt grimly appropriate that I should be forced to the inescapable realization that I would have been glad to see him after all, by having the thing that was not him before me. And if I was able to be rid of it, I would know I had succeeded if I never saw him again.
fanfic  BoneKey  Monette  slash  gen  pair:KyleMurchisonBooth/JohnPelhamRatcliffe  yuletide2018  ref:pastiche  ref:mystery  ref:possession  ref:supernatural  ref:fixit  au:Damkianna  fandom:BoneKey 
december 2018 by zhena
Russian Roulette Croquembouche by misantlery
Buzzfeed Worth It, Andrew/Steven. During the planning and filming of the holiday videos, Andrew wrestles with his attraction to Steven, who's back in town after having relocated to NYC. // 9.5K. Andrew POV. Pining, aaaangsting, food, more pining, more food, interspersed with mildly judgey coworkers. It's pretty readable, tho I'm not certain it makes sense without watching the set of videos first:
Part 1, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-RVFwgY1k
Part 2, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmqLrbidKGU
Part 3, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXu2psXhZ_8
N.B.: "misantlery" = LOL_MEME
fanfic  BuzzfeedWorthIt  slash  pair:AndrewIlnyckyj/StevenLim  yuletide2018  ref:pining  ref:ep-related  ref:UST  ref:angst  ref:humor  au:misantlery  fandom:Buzzfeed 
december 2018 by zhena
We’ll Make a Brand New Start of It (in Old New York) by misantlery
Buzzfeed Worth It, Andrew/Steven. Steven convinces Andrew to be his fake date to a New Year's event. Andrew is not aware of the hidden agenda. // 9.6K, with lots and lots of mooning over food, dumb word plays, and sexy teims for afters.
"Just to be clear," Andrew says. "You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend at a party to spite your high school bully and your high school girlfriend and possibly the entire state of Ohio?"
Steven giggles. "Spite’s such a harsh word. Shock and impress, maybe."
"For a man of faith you’re being awfully morally flexible about this," Andrew says. "What with the lying and the ... the tomfoolery."
"Andrew, it’s for *charity.*"
N.B.: "misantlery" = LOL_MEME
fanfic  BuzzfeedWorthIt  slash  pair:AndrewIlnyckyj/StevenLim  ref:pretendcouple  ref:pretendgay  ref:UST  ref:humor  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  ref:bffs-to-lovers  au:misantlery  fandom:Buzzfeed  yuletide2018 
december 2018 by zhena
With Love, Psmith by soupytwist
Psmith, Mike/Psmith. "Being a brief collection of papers from the archives of Rupert Psmith." // 3K.
Psmith's telegram about his wedding to Eve had found Mike, ever the true batsman, ready, willing, and waiting to give the ball a good thwack. Unfortunately, even the most capable batsmen may occasionally come a cropper. On this occasion, the flaw in Mike's approach was that he attempted to smile. Mike's usual smile on receiving happy news was a naturally charming, open grin. What he now managed was rather more like the expression one might make upon opening one's delivery from the grocer's boy to discover that the cabbages are mouldy and the requested carrots have been replaced with winter broccoli.
A fix-it attempt for unsatisfactory canon that accepts the canon and moves on from there. IDK. Not much weird banter, but it's a good attempt?
fanfic  Psmith  slash  femslash  pair:RupertPsmith/MikeJackson  yuletide2018  ref:canonish  ref:canonpair  ref:fixit  ref:poly  au:soupytwist  fandom:Psmith  fandom:PGWodehouse 
december 2018 by zhena

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