zhena + ref:humor   476

Want You in My Room by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Shane/Ryan, college AU. During his frat's first kegger of the quarter, Ryan spots some rando bro holding up a wall across the room and boom, plans to "climb that dude like a tree." Unfortunately his flirting game ("This house is super haunted!") is wasted on That Dude, who seems the opposite of interested. Fate intervenes: they're signed up for the same history course. // 13K, Ryan POV. Fun, fun jock/nerd AU, with various Buzzfeeders as college peeps, and Ryan being Ryan in any setting.
"So I was thinking, what about a short-form video that was sort of, like, poking fun of some crazy history story? I was thinking a panel of a few people to talk through the story, and maybe some cool graphics or animations.”
“How short form?”
“Fifteen, maybe twenty minutes? Something we can stick on YouTube so we won’t have to pay for a platform or distribution, and that we can make by December without driving ourselves crazy. History’s basically just storytelling, so the trick is to choose a story that’s inherently sort of bugfuck insane.”
“Like President Ben Franklin’s weird sex cult thing.”
“You know about—-oh, hang on,” Shane leans forward in his chair, tenting his fingers together like he’s about to interrogate Ryan. His eyes are beseeching. “Ryan. Ryan, please tell me you know Ben Franklin wasn’t a president.”
“Then why’s he on the hundred dollar bill? Why’s it all about the Benjamins, huh, Shane? See, I know things.”
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  AU  ref:college  ref:humor  ref:pining  ref:opposites  ref:bffs-to-lovers  ref:first-time  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
yesterday by zhena
It's Not The End Of The World, Dear by jessthereckless
Good Omens, Crowley/Aziraphale. "After averting the apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale re-examine their relationship and reach the obvious conclusion: they're retired, they're in love and they're damn well going to enjoy it. Providing, of course, that they can stay out of trouble." // 20.7K total.

* "Lie Back and Think of Dinner," https://archiveofourown.org/works/19136509 Even though Crowley has been pining away industriously for thousands of years, he doesn't immediately twig onto Oxfordshire's sudden spurt of Foretean mysteries and fracking side effects as attempts to lure him into a picnic. // 11K. Fun, bantery, and ultimately a bit porny.

* "Still My Heart Has Wings," https://archiveofourown.org/works/19280641 "The story of how an angel and demon somehow set up home together." // 10K, sequel to previous. Aziraphale gets to try Many Naughty Things, Crowley gets to sort out his own role in the relationship -- and confront the whole idea of retirement.
Aziraphale looked like he very much wanted to swear. “This was you, wasn’t it?” he said. “IKEA instructions?”
Crowley grinned. He always liked to take credit for bad work.
“I knew it,” said Aziraphale. “Driving people slowly insane with affordable Swedish furniture. Of course it had to be you.”
“Look, you were the one who said I should get a hobby.”
fanfic  GoodOmens  slash  pair:Aziraphale/Crowley  ref:postcanon  ref:humor  ref:courting  ref:pining  ref:oblivious  ref:BFFs-to-lovers  ref:banter  ref:first-time  ref:xeno  ref:domestic  ref:curtainfic  ref:best-of-rec  via:shadowkeeper  au:jessthereckless  fandom:GoodOmens 
5 weeks ago by zhena
Mr. Fell Attempts to Buy a Book from Mr. Bennet by AMarguerite
Pride & Prejudice/Good Omens, gen. "Mrs. Bennet attempts to husband hunt. Aziraphale attempts to buy a book. No one gets what they want." // 1.3K. LOLOL. Very short P&P pastiche set in London.
fanfic  GoodOmens  gen  ref:pastiche  ref:xover  ref:historical  ref:humor  via:sophia_sol  fandom:GoodOmens 
5 weeks ago by zhena
Lest They Be Angels in Disguise by Raven (singlecrow)
Good Omens, Crowley/Aziraphale. "Buzzfeed, July 2019, 'Top Five Off-the-Wall Theories About the Scary Instagram Plant Man'." #acceptablerosesofinstagram, or Crowley's sideline as a mysterious social media influencer. // <1K. Images mainly with accompanying text -- faux IG posts and snippets of user comments on them and news commentary about them. Fun, but I found it awfully difficult to parse at first glance; some line rules visually separating the items would have helped.
fanfic  GoodOmens  slash  pair:Aziraphale/Crowley  ref:epistolary  ref:humor  ref:meta  ref:outsiderPOV  ref:Internet  via:sophia_sol  au:singlecrow  fandom:GoodOmens 
5 weeks ago by zhena
By Definition by idiopathicsmile
Good Omens, Crowley/Aziraphale. Aziraphale decides the time is right to make a move on Crowley. Who's confused but DTF. // 3K, Aziraphale POV all. One of those pedantic asexuality fics, plus slightly D/s overtones. Usually I avoid fics like this, but the rest of it is sufficiently amusing.

* "Long-Term," https://archiveofourown.org/works/19703515 Dr. Blackwell meets with an odd couple who're planning an October wedding. // 1.7K, Outsider POV, sequel to previous fic. Sweet fic, and better that the one it's a sequel for, imho.
fanfic  GoodOmens  slash  pair:Aziraphale/Crowley  ref:postcanon  ref:first-time  ref:D/s  ref:asexuality  ref:wedding  ref:humor  au:idiopathicsmile  fandom:GoodOmens 
5 weeks ago by zhena
Mind, Body, and Soul by BlueMinuet
Good Omens, Crowley/Aziraphale. "In which Crowley’s body — upon trying to contain both an angel and a demon within it — experiences an explosion of a sort. Just not the kind Aziraphale predicted." // 2K. Crowley POV, fork AU where Aziraphale goes for the 'possess the demon' option instead of lighting out to look for a suitable human sort.
fanfic  GoodOmens  slash  pair:Aziraphale/Crowley  ref:fork  ref:first-time  ref:publicsex  ref:humor  ref:possession  via:as_lld_again  au:blueminuet  fandom:GoodOmens 
6 weeks ago by zhena
When in Rome by reserve
Good Omens, Crowley/Aziraphale. "'Well.' Crowley stood and stretched, looking rather more serpentine than usual. 'See you at the orgy then. I’ll look for you by the buffet.'" Too many oysters and too much wine later, to his dismay Aziraphale finds he's agreed to a collaboration of sorts... // 3.2K. Aziraphale POV, wherein he inadvertently invents the "Quick! Kiss me!" maneuver. LOL. Excellent fanfic.
fanfic  GoodOmens  slash  pair:Aziraphale/Crowley  ref:historical  ref:precanon  ref:first-time  ref:publicsex  ref:oblivious  ref:humor  ref:angst  via:zimaya  au:reserve  fandom:GoodOmens 
6 weeks ago by zhena
The Gift by rfsmiley
Good Omens, Crowley/Aziraphale. "Crowley is stunned when, out of the blue, Aziraphale has a proposal. Yes, that kind." // 1.3K. Crowley POV, and a new area for them to be failcakes. Short, touching fic (better than it sounds like it'd be).
fanfic  GoodOmens  slash  pair:Aziraphale/Crowley  ref:humor  ref:angst  ref:courting  ref:established  au:rfsmiley  fandom:GoodOmens 
6 weeks ago by zhena
A Home at the Beginning of the World by stereobone
Good Omens, Crowley/Aziraphale. "'Oh,' Aziraphale says. 'I think Crowley might have moved in with me.'" It starts with a small plant, escalates with a new couch, and after a while... // ~6K. Crowley takes a general expression of affection as a literal invitation, and slowly, slowly moves himself in with Aziraphale, while neglecting to actually tell him that they're living together now. 100% always an entertaining theme.
fanfic  GoodOmens  slash  pair:Aziraphale/Crowley  ref:humor  ref:molasses  ref:first-time  ref:domestic  ref:curtainfic  au:stereobone  fandom:GoodOmens 
6 weeks ago by zhena
Adventures in Attempting to Purchase a Book from That Weird Old Soho Bookshop, A. Z. Fell & Co. by Quandtuniverse
Good Omens, gen. "A rare book collector posting on a niche internet forum is dismayed to learn that the final missing book he needs from a series is only available at the best worst bookshop in London." // 1.3K. Fun, and not long! It's a series of posts to an Internet forum, wherein everyone shares despair and advice about the best approach to a notoriously peculiar bookshop. (And it's not clear why the mods have not banned their "DangerNoodle666" troll.) I do love stuff like this.

* "So You Need To Get Into A.Z. Fell & Co.; Now What? (A Guide For Unfortunate Bookworms)" by arkhamcycle, https://archiveofourown.org/works/19893115 // Followup fic in the form of the FAQ mentioned to in the previous fanfic.
via:sophia_sol  fanfic  GoodOmens  gen  ref:meta  ref:humor  ref:angst  ref:epistolary  ref:outsiderPOV  ref:Internet  ref:in-world  au:quandtuniverse  au:arkhamcycle  fandom:GoodOmens 
6 weeks ago by zhena
By Any Other Name by rosenritter
Good Omens, gen-ish. "Long ago, the Archangel Raphael disappeared from Heaven. For ages, angels could only guess what had happened to him. Some believed he Fell, cast down to Hell when the rebellion came. Others believed he was destroyed during the war. Still others believed he was out alone in the depths of the universe, completing a secret mission from God Herself. The truth is much, much sillier than all of that." // 2K. No one noticed he was gone; no one recognized him when he turned up. Aziraphale becomes the patron of passive aggression. I love the idea, though the execution is a bit meh.
fandom  GoodOmens  slash  pair:Aziraphale/Crowley  ref:established  ref:humor  ref:mistakenID  ref:miscommunication  ref:backstory  via:as_lld_again  au:rosenritter  fandom:GoodOmens 
6 weeks ago by zhena
The Sublime Physical Manifestation of Divine Love by Deputychairman
Good Omens, Crowley/Aziraphale. "'Not objecting, just a point of uh, theological interest: is this a temptation? I mean are you tempting *me* here, or is it ... uhm?'" After they've both goten blasted at the Ritz, Aziraphale is DTF -- he just needs to talk Crowley into the idea. // 2.6K, PWP. Pleasant, amusing, and not overly or weirdly technical about the smut.
Aziraphale opened his mouth as if to protest, closed it again, and finally offered: "Well actually now that you mention it I suppose it is. I mean I am, yes. But temptation seems such a loaded word, doesn’t it? I just thought, in for a penny in for a pound – if they’re even watching they already know we’ve been consorting together, so we might as well make the most of it. Consort to our hearts' content, so to speak."
fanfic  GoodOmens  slash  pair:Aziraphale/Crowley  ref:PWP  ref:humor  ref:role-reversal  ref:first-time  via:shadowkeeper  au:deputychairman  fandom:GoodOmens 
6 weeks ago by zhena
Love Hath Made Thee a Tame Snake by thehoyden
Good Omens, Crowley/Aziraphale. "He was the bloody Serpent of Eden, and he wasn’t going to stand for this kind of flagrant trespassing." Crowley discovers the benefits of hanging about in the bookshop as a very large snake. // 3.5K. This is the one with the Yelp reviews at the bottom (including "Anthony C" approving of the comment by someone who got bit). This is also the one with Aziraphale going spring frolic + genital genderswap. It's a lot, and packed into a small space.
fanfic  GoodOmens  slash  pair:Aziraphale/Crowley  ref:humor  ref:animal-transform  ref:first-time  ref:genderswap  ref:heat  ref:domestic  ref:curtainfic  ref:outsiderPOV  ref:meta  ref:Internet  via:shadowkeeper  au:Hoyden  fandom:GoodOmens 
6 weeks ago by zhena
Going Native by equestrianstatue
Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley. In Terribly Modern And Cutting Edge Rome, in 41 AD, a demon and an angel run into each other in a bar, move on to eating oysters, then discover Questionable Choices Made While Drunk on a Friday Night. // 4.4K. LOL. Third person omniscient pastiche again, lots of fun.
fanfic  GoodOmens  slash  pair:Aziraphale/Crowley  ref:pastiche  ref:historical  ref:humor  ref:first-time  au:equestrianstatue  fandom:GoodOmens 
7 weeks ago by zhena
Riding in Cars with Demons by equestrianstatue
Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley. "'Careful of the upholstery,' Crowley said, immediately, and in the same voice he used to announce the passage of a condemned soul into hell." The pitfalls of making out in the backseat of a vintage Bentley with the owner of same. // 2.4K. Omniscient and/or Bentley POV, lol. Reasonably good stab at pastiche, thus smutty in a wry, arch fashion that wanders off to comment on other topics periodically.
“Well,” Crowley said. “Some of the way there.”
Aziraphale, whose fingers were now resting under the hem of Crowley’s top, said, apparently in explanation, “Who told thee that thou wast naked, et cetera?” When this didn’t seem to do the trick, he said, “Well, I thought, if you want this to be fun, which for you presumably means transgressional in some way, one might as well commit the original sin of covering one’s nakedness.” Crowley blinked at him. Aziraphale said, “I like it when you keep most of your clothes on.”
“Right,” said Crowley, his voice a bit tight.
fanfic  GoodOmens  slash  pair:Aziraphale/Crowley  ref:humor  ref:outsiderPOV  ref:carsex  au:equestrianstatue  fandom:GoodOmens 
7 weeks ago by zhena
Hood & Glove by Fahye
Yuri on Ice, AU, Otabek/Yuri (main), Yuuri/Victor. "'I don't mess with the fae,' Otabek says. 'I'm not asking you to mess with them," JJ flat-out lies." After hero for hire Otabek turns down King JJ's contract to investigate the slacker king of the fairies, he finds himself stalked by a cranky, obstinate fairy who seems hellbent on waylaying him. // 12.5K, Otabek POV. Found this in an old tab, but I don't recall some of the stuff at the end (maybe it was a WIP last time I read it? IDK). Anyhoo, fairly entertaining fantasy AU that mixes in a variety of fairy tale elements.
fanfic  Yuri-on-Ice  slash  pair:YuriPlisetsky/OtabekAltin  pair:YuriKatsuki/VictorNikiforov  AU  ref:fantasy  ref:fairytale  ref:humor  ref:UST  ref:pricklypair  au:fahye  fandom:Yuri_on_Ice 
10 weeks ago by zhena
Live Wire by gryvon
Naruto, Iruka/Kakashi, AU. "Iruka opens the door expecting to find yet another assassin. He gets Kakashi instead." // 3K, Iruka POV, cyberpunk AU. Iruka, a retired mech designer, deals with an unknown mech sent to him for repairs by one of his "children," Naruto. Very cool and TOO SHORT.
fanfic  Naruto  slash  gen  pair:KakashiHatake/IrukaUmino  AU  ref:robots  ref:cyberpunk  ref:humor  ref:UST  via:rikugou  au:gryvon  fandom:Naruto 
may 2019 by zhena
Not Exactly Shakespeare, or The Fine Art of Running Away by tuesday
Naruto, Guy/Kakashi. After Guy discovers that Kakashi really has been reading those books for the plot, he sets himself a new challenge. // 3.5. Here, Guy gets around in a limited way, but Kakashi never has. 'Best buds who put up with each others' weirdness' fics are great for me.
https://tuesdayfic.livejournal.com/5449.html?nojs=1&format=light
fanfic  Naruto  slash  pair:KakashiHatake/GuyMighto  ref:virginity  ref:first-time  ref:bffs-to-lovers  ref:humor  ref:H/C  via:killaria  au:tuesday  au:everysecondtuesday  fandom:Naruto 
may 2019 by zhena
Antifreeze by astolat
Transformers, Megatron/Starscream. "'Starscream, has it ever occurred to you that you’re an idiot?' Megatron said." Starscream's clever trap for Megatron succeeds! Except he's caught in it, too. // 2.3K. Read this one before at some unghodly hour and mentally set it aside for later. OTOH, it's basically "humorous rape; subcategory: just desserts." OTOH, it is funny. So I'm ~conflicted.
fanfic  Transformers  slash  pair:Megatron/Starscream  ref:robots  ref:CanadianShack  ref:huddling-for-warmth  ref:humor  ref:noncon  ref:enemysex  ref:tsuntsun  ref:first-time  via:Harpijka  au:astolat  fandom:Transformers 
april 2019 by zhena
Bind Me Tight by PandaFlower
Naruto, Tobirama Senju/Kagami Uchiha. "In which Kagami gets the upper hand by complete accident and Tobirama would like a divorce, please and thank you." Kagami sets traps around his hidey-hole with whatever comes to hand, but to his dismay snares a rival Senju -- in his bridal rope. // 15.5K. Kagami POV. Hadn't planned to read this as I only vaguely recalled one of the characters. But then I said eh, consulted the wiki, and read it anyway. It turned out to be really entertaining. In this AU, Uchiha clan tradition is bride-napping -- first lasso, next elope. Whoops...
fanfic  Naruto  slash  pair:KagamiUchiha/TobiramaSenju  ref:accidental-marriage  ref:enemyslash  ref:H/C  ref:humor  ref:courting  ref:first-time  via:exclamations  au:pandaflower  fandom:Naruto 
april 2019 by zhena
Your Love Is My Drug by tinsnip
Set of two fics, Garak/Bashir. // 21.5K total.

* "When You Go Away," https://archiveofourown.org/works/655134 "How dare Garak go off-station and miss lunch with Julian? Really, he's quite put out about it. Unusually so... Wait, what is this?" // 4.5K. Prequelish, a bit of introductory pining as Julian more or less trips into a realization he's crushing hardcore. Again.

* "Your Love Is My Drug," https://archiveofourown.org/works/724286 "Julian's research project in speculative reproductive xenobiology is turning out to be a little more complicated than he'd hoped." Julian attempts to court Garak ~subtly using Cardassian novels as a guide. // 17K. This is an Early Julian fic, so he's high-octane ~overly in all aspects, which is YMMV. With that in mind, it's a fun version of a popular theme -- Julian trying to figure out and enact a traditional courtship -- that mainly rolls along on pining and UST. Doesn't feel finished (we don't get the benefit of all that xeno research...), but evidently it is.
fanfic  DS9  slash  pair:Garak/JulianBashir  ref:molasses  ref:UST  ref:pining  ref:courting  ref:humor  ref:miscommunication  ref:series  via:templemarker  au:tinsnip  fandom:DS9 
april 2019 by zhena
When Your Heart Beats Next to Mine by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane, Ryan/Shane/Curly. Shane's joke on camera about Ryan's "virginity" leads to Curly offering up a suggested fun activity for the rest of the evening. Ryan, surprisingly, is down. // 10.7K, rotating POV, threesome roleplay with accompanying awkwardness and earnestness and a good time had by all. Wasn't certain how Curly OTT would work out in a sex scene, but it turned out fine.
Ryan perches there, sipping his mini-bar concoction. Somewhere along the way he toed out of his ghoul-hunting boots. His socked feet, crossed at the ankles in an attempt at casual, strike Shane as an effective touch, beautifully art-directed for vulnerability.
There might be too many producers in this hotel room.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej/CurlyVelasquez  ref:yenta  ref:roleplay  ref:virginity  ref:ep-related  ref:humor  ref:threesome  ref:banter  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
april 2019 by zhena
Champion by astolat
Transformers, gen(ish). After Rumble discovers both arena vids of Megatron and the poetry of the Voice of Tarn during an off-world mission, he and the other cassettes work them into cool new stylings. Then their tracks draw the attention -- and assistance -- of aurally inclined Autobots, and before long raves are underway and even humans start showing up. But Rumble can't shake the guilt that he may be endangering the entire war effort. // 17.7K. Rumble POV, and I guess the pairing is Decepticons and Autobots. Amusing and entertaining way to potentially wind up a war.
See also O/M porny sequel, "Victorious" (Neery), https://archiveofourown.org/works/17567966
fanfic  Transformers  gen  ref:humor  ref:pricklypair  ref:robots  au:astolat  fandom:Transformers 
march 2019 by zhena
Victorious by Neery
Transformers, Optimus/Megatron. After Optimus accidentally stumbles over a sex stim recording of Megatron from back in his arena days, Optimus finds his ability to negotiate a peace treaty somewhat compromised. // 4K. Optimus POV. Technically a smutty sequel, but works on its own.
See also "Champion," Astolat, https://archiveofourown.org/works/12867291

* "Victory Lap," https://archiveofourown.org/works/17695067 "Rumble was gonna have to warn Megatron." He's noticed Optimus Prime has been giving Megatron strange looks -- clearly something hinky is afoot. // 1K, Megatron POV. LOL.
fanfic  Transformers  slash  pair:OptimusPrime/Megatron  ref:humor  ref:pining  ref:miscommunication  ref:first-time  ref:sequel  au:neery  fandom:Transformers 
march 2019 by zhena
He's Been Dead for Years by cassowarykisses
Guardians of the Galaxy, gen. "In 1988, 8-year-old Peter Quill vanished from the hospital where his mother lay dying. Despite a massive manhunt through the surrounding woods, no trace of him was ever found. ... or, r/UnresolvedMysteries discusses the Quill cold case." // 2K. Exacting, perfect take on what a Reddit thread about the case would look like.
fanfic  GotG  gen  ref:socialmedia  ref:Internet  ref:reddit  ref:epistolary  ref:outsiderPOV  ref:humor  ref:angst  via:esther_a  au:cassowarykisses  fandom:GotG 
march 2019 by zhena
That First, Initial Feeling by varnes
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane, AU. Shane mistakes a crystals shop for a sex shop, and is offended by the whole idea of a crystals shop while finding himself intrigued by the biceps of its hippie owner. Eventually this leads to them doing a Buzzfeed pro/con show about woo-woo New Age/alternative stuff while not admitting they're attracted to each other. // 21K, alternating POV. The same general setup only with Ryan as a contractor and Shane as an employee in search of a recurring series. It's mildly amusing, complete with an onsen episode.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  AU  ref:humor  ref:angst  ref:banter  ref:pining  ref:bedsharing  ref:first-time  au:varnes  fandom:Buzzfeed 
march 2019 by zhena
Datastream by Blurble
Transformers, Megatron/Optimus. After intractable issues, the tide of the new war -- and the uneasy Autobot / Decepticon alliance -- takes a mysteriously favorable turn. // 1.7K. Followup fic to Astolat's "Excessively Clever" (https://archiveofourown.org/works/17612081).
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fanfic  Transformers  slash  pair:OptimusPrime/Megatron  ref:locked  ref:sequel  ref:robots  ref:humor  ref:voyeurism  ref:enemyslash  au:blurble  fandom:Transformers 
march 2019 by zhena
Crash and Carry by neveralarch
Transformers, Starscream/Everyone. "Starscream may or may not be satisfied with Megatron's skill in interfacing. Megatron may or may not need some tips. Skywarp is certainly offering." // 18K. Multiple unreliable POVS, evil self-absorbed space robot sex comedy of errors. Wherein Skywarp takes it upon himself to remedy Starscream's unsatisfactory sexyteims with Megatron via an instructional session with the latter, featuring Thundercracker as everyone's resigned test subject.
Starscream surveyed his quarters and sighed with satisfaction. Everyone was exactly where they should be. Megatron tied hand and foot to the chair. Thundercracker tied hand and foot to the berth. Skywarp suspended upside-down from the ceiling. It was perfect.
"This is the worst orgy ever," complained Skywarp as he swung pendulously, chains clattering.
"It's the only orgy you're getting," said Starscream. "Shut up and enjoy it."
fanfic  Transformers  slash  pair:Skywarp/Starscream/Thundercracker  pair:Megatron/Skywarp/Thundercracker  pair:Megatron/Starscream  pair:Megatron/Starscream/Skywarp/Thundercracker  ref:robots  ref:humor  ref:poly  ref:alien-wtf  ref:voyeurism  ref:established  ref:unreliable-narrator  via:Harpijka  au:neveralarch  fandom:Transformers 
march 2019 by zhena
The Parent Trap by astolat
Transformers, Megatron/Optimus. "'Oh my God, are you saying that Megatron had Optimus’s baby?' Miko shrieked piercingly." So Megatron has a kid, and evidently the other parent was Orion Pax ... from back when Optimus, during a bout of amnesia, was hanging around with the Decepticons. // 18K, and it's not too hard to guess the eventual plotline, given the title.
fanfic  Transformers  slash  pair:OptimusPrime/Megatron  ref:robots  ref:kidfic  ref:amnesia  ref:enemyslash  ref:angst  ref:humor  ref:kidnapping  via:Harpijka  au:astolat  fandom:Transformers 
february 2019 by zhena
Let's Get into the Theories by bessyboo
Buzzfeed Unsolved, gen. "Let's Get into the Theories," Buffy the Vampire Slayer Cast. Fun humor vid with some hating on the hot daga. (Festivids 2018)
fanvid  BuzzfeedUnsolved  gen  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:humor  au:bessyboo  fandom:Buzzfeed 
february 2019 by zhena
It's the Little Things by bessyboo
Buzzfeed Unsolved, "Little Things You Do Together," Company soundtrack. Humor + slash. (Festivids 2018)
fanvid  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:humor  au:bessyboo  fandom:Buzzfeed 
february 2019 by zhena
Excessively Clever by astolat
Transformers, Megatron/OptimusPrime. Megatron, Optimus Prime, and assorted Decepticons and Autobots, in the aftermath of another mutually destructive battle, are retrieved and enslaved on a mining world. Swindle is slowly compiling an escape plan; he just has to get all his bots in a row and cooperating. // 18.6K. A self-deprecating, wry, exasperated, sly Swindle POV all, getting two robots who utterly loathe each other to work together. I don't go here, but Ferengi are Ferengi wherever the fandom.

(See also sequel: "Datastream" by Blurble, https://archiveofourown.org/works/17681261)
fanfic  Transformers  slash  pair:OptimusPrime/Megatron  ref:plot  ref:robots  ref:slavery  ref:angst  ref:humor  ref:enemyslash  ref:first-time  ref:voyeurism  ref:yenta  via:elise.grey  au:astolat  fandom:Transformers 
february 2019 by zhena
The World Keeps Turning by Sixthlight
Rivers of London, gen. Peter lets the kitten out of the bag a bit early while Nightingale's over to supervise training. // 3K. Another slice-of-life fic set after "Lies Sleeping." In this case, a pre-kid fic.
fanfic  Rivers-of-London  gen  ref:humor  au:sixthlight  fandom:RiversOfLondon 
january 2019 by zhena
Not Dead Yet by scesisonomaton
Rivers of London, gen. Nightingale, with a touch of pneumonia, is predictably the worst invalid ever. // 5K, "Lies Sleeping" followup fic, Peter POV, background Peter/Bev. Just a slice-of-life type fic really.
fanfic  Rivers-of-London  gen  ref:missing-scene  ref:H/C  ref:pastiche  ref:humor  via:doitninetimes  au:scesisonomaton  fandom:RiversOfLondon 
january 2019 by zhena
The Dogfather by hollimichele
Harry Potter, AU, gen(ish). Harry MacIntyre, and his parents Timothy and Caroline, discover that little Harry's a wizard -- and a somewhat famous one -- when it turns out their dog Padfoot isn't actually a dog at all. // 48K. Fun AU of the first HP book where infant Harry, unbeknownst to the Ministry and the rest of the wizarding world, was turned away by the Dursleys and instead adopted by a well-meaning, lovely, older Muggle couple. The plot follows the same line without a lot of rehashing and lots of disgressions. (WIP for a very long time, evidently finished.) Good times.
fanfic  HarryPotter  gen  slash  pair:RemusLupin/SiriusBlack  AU  ref:fork  ref:fixit  ref:families  ref:humor  ref:angst  ref:muggle  au:hollimichele  fandom:HarryPotter 
january 2019 by zhena
Expansion Pack by Major
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle, Bethany/Alex, Shelly/Seaplane. "One little mistake after winning the game forces them to be trapped in Jumanji for even longer, which would have been so much more bearable if Bethany could at least put it on Instagram." //8K. When Bethany (POV), queen of social media, finds herself tethered to a '90s metalhead on a side quest, there might be a whiff of romance in the air for the professor and the pilot. This is a really well done extra adventure, which stays mainly at mutual crushing level.
fanfic  Jumanji  slash  het  gen  pair:BethanyWalker/AlexVreeke  pair:SheldonOberon/SeaplaneMcDonough  yuletide2018  ref:humor  ref:postcanon  ref:plot  ref:UST  ref:pining  ref:teenagers  ref:videogame  au:major  fandom:MiscFilms 
january 2019 by zhena
Star Quality by who_la_hoop
Harry Potter, Harry/Draco. "Two years after the war, and Harry’s content with his life. OK, so it’s a little annoying that he keeps winning Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Bachelor award, and he’s really not looking forward to the unveiling of an enormous gold statue of himself, but he loves his friends, and he loves being an Auror. And if he yearns for something more, something he can barely bring himself to think about, well, he’ll probably get over it. No one’s happy all the time, are they?
But then everything changes, and Harry’s thrown into a new and dazzling world he’s not sure he can actually escape from. And as time goes on, he starts to wonder: does he actually want to?" // 119K. So drunken Harry accidentallys himself into an alt-universe in which wizards aren't real, he's a directionless trustfund kid, and Draco is ... uh, Justin Beiber? More or less. It's super long, but also funny and engrossing with a truckload of pining and odd character twists and gay panic. (Background Ron/Hermione.) Good job.
fanfic  HarryPotter  slash  pair:HarryPotter/DracoMalfoy  ref:dimensionalswap  ref:curse  ref:denial  ref:closet  ref:humor  ref:angst  ref:pining  ref:first-time  ref:pricklypair  au:who_la_hoop  fandom:HarryPotter 
january 2019 by zhena
Sharp Dressed Man by neveralarch
Gokushufudou: The Way of the House Husband, gen. "Tatsu is a very supportive husband." // <1K. Tatsu POV, and a casual(ly threatening) party with Miku's coworkers. Fanfic for this series! LOL.
fanfic  Way-of-the-House-Husband  gen  pair:Tatsu/Miku  yuletide2018  ref:humor  ref:vignette  ref:domestic  ref:curtainfic  au:neveralarch  fandom:MiscAnimanga 
january 2019 by zhena
The Black-Cloaked Envoy Is Truly Terrifying by Moon_Lovers_Lover
Guardian, ZhaoYunlan/ShenWei. In which a capture in progress gets interrupted by a phone call. // 1K, funny.
The Envoy clears his throat. “Excuse me,” he says.
The criminal’s mouth drops open.
The spear in the Envoy’s hand dissipates, and he reaches into the front of his robe to pull out a sleek smartphone that is glowing and buzzing with a phone call. The Envoy stares down at the screen, then gingerly, with one long, white finger, he pokes at it.
The ringtone doesn’t stop. He pokes at the screen again, more forcefully, with the same results. The Envoy says something under his breath that may have been a curse.
The criminal clears his throat, then immediately regrets it as the Envoy looks up at him. “Try swiping the green phone icon, Your Lordship,” the criminal hears himself saying, as if from far-away. He is past the point of terror now, and filled with an overwhelming confusion and apathy toward his own wellbeing. “L-like, swiping across...”
“Ah,” says the Envoy, “Thank you.” There is a slight pause. “I only got this cellular phone recently, you see,” the Envoy says, as if a little embarrassed and explaining himself.
fanfic  Guardian  镇魂  slash  pair:ZhaoYunlan/ShenWei  ref:humor  au:Moon_Lovers_Lover  fandom:Guardian 
january 2019 by zhena
Feeling Younger (Better Than Wiser) by mardia
Rivers of London, Peter/Thomas. When Thomas rapidly deages to 16, Peter goes to Tyburn for help. To Thomas's mortification, she knows precisely what prompted it. // <1K. Thomas POV.
fanfic  Rivers-of-London  slash  pair:PeterGrant/ThomasNightingale  ref:humor  ref:deaging  ref:teenagers  au:mardia  fandom:RiversOfLondon 
january 2019 by zhena
You're My Cherry Pie by novembersmith
Venom, Eddie/Venom. "The first time Eddie suggests they have sex, Venom is, more than anything else, extremely confused." //9K. Far funnier than I'd expected, given all the tentative, fumbling negotiating.
Also of relevance is that, based on its studies of tumblr and reddit, Venom has yet to discover an Earth object that at least one human is unwilling to copulate with. Vegetable, mineral, vehicle. There seems to be no end to what a human is willing to view as a sexual object. Humans will definitely, absolutely be the sluts of the galaxy once they figure out space travel. This is the thesis of Venom’s current visual essay, being presented to its unwilling subject.

"HERE WE SEE ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A HUMAN ATTAINING SEXUAL RELEASE WITHOUT ANOTHER HUMAN PRESENT," it explains and clicks to the last slide of the powerpoint where it had organized the bulk of its research.
fanfic  Venom  pair:EddieBrock/Venom  yuletide2018  ref:tentacles  ref:D/S  ref:first-time  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:alien-wtf  via:exclamations  au:novembersmith  fandom:Venom 
december 2018 by zhena
Parts Unknown: Bajor by fresne
Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown RPF/Deep Space 9, gen. "In the season eight premiere, Tony pays a visit to Deep Space Nine and Bajor." // 7.5K, AU. Haven't seen any Parts Unknown, but this is easy enough to follow. Dwells mainly on the occupation and recovery efforts in a way the canon never did, with the overall downbeat vibe leavened by rather goofy commercial breaks. It's pretty interesting (and filled with typos). Featured canon characters: Sisko, Jake, Jadzia.
fanfic  DS9  PartsUnknown  gen  yuletide2018  ref:fusionfic  ref:xover  ref:angst  ref:humor  ref:food  ref:epistolary  au:fresne  fandom:MiscTV  fandom:DS9 
december 2018 by zhena
We'll Burn That Barn When We Come to It by lost_spook
11th Century CE RPF, AU, William/Harold. "Self-made French tycoon Bill Norman" is planning to build his hypermarket on Harold Godwinson's quaint organic farm near Hastings in an Area of Outstanding National Beauty. However, as the Bayeux Blogger hints, there may be more to this situation than meets the eye (cough). // 3.5K. Norman Invasion, modern AU, told as emails, texts, tweets, and local blogger posts. Also sheep, bees, bodyguards, bulldozers, and protestors. FUN.
fanfic  HistoricalRPF  slash  pair:HaroldGodwinson/WilliamTheConqueror  yuletide2018  AU  ref:epistolary  ref:miscommunication  ref:families  ref:humor  ref:farming  ref:enemyslash  via:as_lld_again  au:lost_spook  fandom:HistoricalRPF 
december 2018 by zhena
Nat Geo by neveralarch
Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, Doreen/Kraven. "Kraven needs a plus one to the National Geographic Anniversary Gala. Doreen was born for this." // 1K. "THIS IS SO DELIGHTFUL" Yes. Yes it is.
It was a suit. It was a bright orange and black tiger-striped suit. It could be seen from the Kree homeworld, and nobody actually knew where that was.
"I thought I was prepared," said Doreen. "I thought I could handle it when you showed up half-naked. I spent a lot of time thinking about that, actually, just so I could be perfectly ready."
"I can be classy when required," said Kraven.
"This is. This." Doreen looked him up and down. "This."
"It is a print," said Kraven. "Not real skin. I did not want to cause further confrontation with the PETA people, after they have already thrown paint at me fourteen times. Also, leather suits are inappropriate for light evening wear."
Doreen was still struggling to finish the sentence she'd started two minutes ago. She couldn't figure out how to convey why it was okay to dress up as a squirrel to fight crime, but not okay to dress up as Tony the Tiger for the world journalism event she'd always dreamed of attending. She could have just said that, those words exactly, but she had the feeling that Kraven wouldn't understand.
"It's silk," said Kraven. "Would you like to feel?"
Doreen felt Kraven's sleeve. She slightly revised her opinion on the tiger suit.
via:sophia_sol  fanfic  Squirrelgirl  het  pair:DoreenGreen/KravenTheHunter  yule2018  ref:humor  ref:UST  ref:pricklypair  au:neveralarch  fandom:MiscMarvel 
december 2018 by zhena
Piracy Is Our Only Option by longwhitecoats
Sense and Sensibility (Austen), gen "Margaret becomes a privateer." // 1K. So Margaret runs away to join the navy as "Jack" Dashwood. :D
via:sophia_sol  fanfic  Sense&Sensibility  gen  yuletide2018  ref:epistolary  ref:ageofsail  ref:humor  au:longwhitecoats  fandom:Austen 
december 2018 by zhena
Hawkeyed by Corlaire
Hawkeye/Young Avengers, Kate/America. "What America doesn't know won't hurt her. Right?" // 1K. Kate worrying over a dilemma. (Past Kate/Noh-Varr). V.v. cute.
"I'm not moping," Kate said. "What would I be moping about? My life is amazing. Madame Masque has ... not tried to kill me for twelve days in a row, my superhero team is currently mostly-funded, my boyfriend definitely didn't dump me for reasons he won't disclose—"
fanfic  YoungAvengers  femslash  pair:KateBishop/AmericaChavez  yuletide2018  ref:humor  ref:pining  ref:banter  via:sophia_sol  au:corlaire  fandom:YoungAvengers 
december 2018 by zhena
The Wonder Dog by beili
Rivers of London, gen. "Dominic sends Peter a video of some singing sheep. The video's not a fake, and the phone that took it should probably be replaced." // 1.4K. Dominic and his hubby (you know, the farmer) ask for help, and Peter stumbles over another category of supernatural denizens. Fun.
I put out several UFO trackers in various parts of the field to get a better picture of what was going on. Whatever it was, it was certainly long-lasting; they’d gotten all the way through "Bohemian Rhapsody" the night before. It had been a pretty good cover, for an a cappella group that could only use the syllable “baa.”
fanfic  Rivers-of-London  gen  yuletide2018  ref:humor  ref:farming  au:beili  au:valmora  fandom:RiversOfLondon  ref:casefic 
december 2018 by zhena
Catch My Disease by Rhovanel
What We Do in the Shadows, gen. "Vladislav goes viral. The Beast is not impressed." After Nick introduces everyone to the concept of Twitter, Vladislav takes to the Internet like a possum to trash (literally) to get one up on his ex. // 2.5. Cute. :D
fanfic  What-We-Do-in-the-Shadows  gen  yuletide2018  ref:vampires  ref:postcanon  ref:humor  ref:blackhumor  ref:Internet  au:Rhovanel  fandom:MiscFilms 
december 2018 by zhena
A Self-Fulfilling Prophecy by Tangerine
X-Factor, Rictor/Shatterstar. "Summoned to Beverly Hills by Monet on their day off, Rictor, Banshee, Monet, and Shatterstar work to solve the case before it becomes a murder." That is, Monet wants to buy a house in a swanky part of town; the owner, a former clairvoyant, assures her someone's due to be murdered in it during her houseparty. //5K. Rictor POV, set during the heyday of X-Factor, so he's still kind of sour about everything but Shatterstar. Such a nifty fanfic for them, and I really enjoyed it. (Knocking off Star as some offhand visual joke was why I fucking loathed Deadpool 2.)
Julio snorted. "Despite what Madrox may think, we're not actually living in a noir film."
"The internet assures me I have all the qualifications for an homme fatale," Star said, his voice a warm murmur in Julio's ear. Julio kept his eyes fixed forward, scanning the crowd. He took another drink as Star continued, "I have clearly come in your life to seduce you and disrupt your existence."
"So that makes me, what, the doomed anti-hero in a spiral to his own destruction?"
"Not if I can help it," Star replied, thumb stroking over Julio's hairline, "though seduction is inevitable."
fanfic  X-Factor  slash  gen  pair:Shatterstar/Rictor  yuletide2018  ref:plot  ref:casefic  ref:mystery  ref:established  ref:canonpair  ref:humor  au:tangerine  fandom:X-Factor 
december 2018 by zhena
Superb Fry-Up (instrumental) by 51stCenturyFox
This Is Spinal Tap, Nigel/David. "Nigel likes staying in LA and there are many reasons: David, In-N-Out burgers, drought, David, and non-lethal sushi." // 1.6K. The band, as it were, today, in LA, brought out of retirement by the invention of vantablack. This marvelous and ridiculous. Also the phrase "three-decade groupie-grope minge binge."
“Nonsense. You’re staying here. There’s a guest room.” David gets up and motions to him to follow, and they head down the hall to a door. “See, it’s very roomy.”
“Hmm,” Nigel says. It is a big room, for certain. There’s a dresser and a turntable with headphones on a stand, and a leather chair, and one of those fluffy sheepskin rugs, but no bed. “There’s no bed, though.”
“Well, see...that’s why it’s so spacious. Minimalism!”
I note that the Rolling Stone article doesn't use the umlaut. Because it is pretentious "real" journalism, I suppose.
fanfic  SpinalTap  slash  pair:DavidStHubbins/NigelTuffnel  yuletide2018  ref:postcanon  ref:bffs-to-lovers  ref:humor  au:51stCenturyFox  fandom:MiscFilms 
december 2018 by zhena
A Quiet Winter's Night by junko
Natsume's Book of Friends, gen. The downside of having an alcoholic cat: Natsume spends an entire day obsessing over what could happen if Nyanko-sensei's latest sake bottle doesn't get to the neighbor's recycling bin. //3.5K. I can't get enough of stories that expand on Natsume's tentative, hopeful relationship with Touko and Shigeru Fujiwara.
fanfic  NatsumeYuujinchou  gen  yuletide2018  ref:families  ref:angst  ref:humor  au:junko  fandom:NatsumeYuujinchou 
december 2018 by zhena
Mina de Malfois and the Changing of the Guard by Lilith
Mina de Malfois, gen(ish). "Mina’s latest novel project isn’t getting off to a good, or any, start. Arc suggests taking a quick, refreshing dip back into fandom." Mina, who's now a Fandom Doyen and profic writer, attends a con incognito; as usual, it doesn't go quite as planned. // 4K. A weird misspelling within the first few paragraphs almost sent me back-buttoning outta there, which would have been a huge pity because this one's really fun commentary on how fandom's changed (and hasn't) since the heyday of Mina on Livejournal.
Curious, I edged closer to the throng, trying to get a good look at some of their signs:
YOUR FAVE ISN’T PROBLEMATIC, HE’S ABUSIVE
IF U HAVE TO WARN, Y DO U HAVE TO SHARE?
STOP! IS YOUR SHIP UNHEALTHY?
And, succinctly: PEDOPHILES!! Although the sign really didn’t do much to clarify whether it was an objection or an enthusiastic cheer, it must be said.
I will probably also forever wonder what people did exactly with those bath products.
fanfic  Mina-de-Malfois  gen  femslash  pair:MinaDeMalfois/Archivist12  yuletide2018  ref:meta  ref:humor  ref:fandom  ref:pastiche  au:lilith  fandom:MiscInternet 
december 2018 by zhena
Fever by Sylvia
Guardian, Zhao Yunlan/Shen Wei. The D-flu afflicts Dixians with genderswaps, and the Black-Robed Envoy is no exception. //3K. Writer chose to be a bit too cagey, so it took me a while to figure out what the hell was going on. After that, I backed up, started over, and it was pretty fun. (Zero porn, oddly enough.)
fanfic  Guardian  镇魂  slash  pair:ZhaoYunlan/ShenWei  yuletide2018  ref:humor  ref:genderswap  ref:H/C  au:sylvia  fandom:Guardian 
december 2018 by zhena
Ab Initio by qikiqtarjuaq
Guardian, gen. "Shen Wei's beginnings as a humble, technologically-impaired university student." //2.6K. Poor Shen Wei, surrounded by baffling humans, lol.
"Wait. A fan club? For people whose last names are Shen?" There were many things in modern culture he had yet to understand.
Lin Tao finally took pity on him. "No, Shen Wei. A fan club for you."
"Oh. But why?"
"Do you own a mirror?" quipped Xue Yang.
Shen Wei stopped to think. He had no frame of reference on whether it was normal for a university student to gain a fan club or not. Or even what fan clubs were supposed to do.
fanfic  Guardian  镇魂  gen  yuletide2018  ref:backstory  ref:college  ref:humor  ref:oblivious  au:qikiqtarjuaq  fandom:Guardian 
december 2018 by zhena
Russian Roulette Croquembouche by misantlery
Buzzfeed Worth It, Andrew/Steven. During the planning and filming of the holiday videos, Andrew wrestles with his attraction to Steven, who's back in town after having relocated to NYC. // 9.5K. Andrew POV. Pining, aaaangsting, food, more pining, more food, interspersed with mildly judgey coworkers. It's pretty readable, tho I'm not certain it makes sense without watching the set of videos first:
Part 1, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-RVFwgY1k
Part 2, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmqLrbidKGU
Part 3, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXu2psXhZ_8
N.B.: "misantlery" = LOL_MEME
fanfic  BuzzfeedWorthIt  slash  pair:AndrewIlnyckyj/StevenLim  yuletide2018  ref:pining  ref:ep-related  ref:UST  ref:angst  ref:humor  au:misantlery  fandom:Buzzfeed 
december 2018 by zhena
We’ll Make a Brand New Start of It (in Old New York) by misantlery
Buzzfeed Worth It, Andrew/Steven. Steven convinces Andrew to be his fake date to a New Year's event. Andrew is not aware of the hidden agenda. // 9.6K, with lots and lots of mooning over food, dumb word plays, and sexy teims for afters.
"Just to be clear," Andrew says. "You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend at a party to spite your high school bully and your high school girlfriend and possibly the entire state of Ohio?"
Steven giggles. "Spite’s such a harsh word. Shock and impress, maybe."
"For a man of faith you’re being awfully morally flexible about this," Andrew says. "What with the lying and the ... the tomfoolery."
"Andrew, it’s for *charity.*"
N.B.: "misantlery" = LOL_MEME
fanfic  BuzzfeedWorthIt  slash  pair:AndrewIlnyckyj/StevenLim  ref:pretendcouple  ref:pretendgay  ref:UST  ref:humor  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  ref:bffs-to-lovers  au:misantlery  fandom:Buzzfeed  yuletide2018 
december 2018 by zhena
#blessed by thehoyden
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "Of course Shane would rather not work; he’d like it to be like the good old days, and who wouldn’t? But a demon’s gotta eat, and he can’t even get a discount on his rent because it turns out it’s a lot harder to influence faceless companies with ominous dreams. Ergo: gainful employment at Buzzfeed." // 9K. Shane POV. Another demon!Shane fic. So the basic idea here is Ryan got himself mildly demon infested at the Sallie House, and Shane's more than willing to invite him over for extensive bedsharing to ward that off. Yup. Porn toward the end. (Also that fic commenter re: "salt of the earth earnestness" of midwesterners, this quaint and mysterious people, LOLOLOL.)
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:demon  ref:curse  ref:humor  ref:first-time  au:Hoyden  via:as_lld_again  fandom:Buzzfeed 
december 2018 by zhena
Citation Flirtation by scioscribe
Black Panther, Shuri/OFC. "Shuri's paper is refuted in a subclause of a footnote. This means war. (And somehow eventually takeout and fully-funded projects and kissing.)" // 3K, short, pretty funny, and overall delightful. Initially I was like, "OFC? Uh, IDK." But it turned out to be 100% worth it.
“I don’t understand why you are in any way feuding with this woman when you clearly admire her.”
“Why would I waste my time feuding with someone I didn’t admire?” Shuri said reasonably. “Besides, it’s fun. I admit, my feelings were hurt at the beginning, but she’s clearly come around, she’s treating me as an honorable opponent. And this —- this is brilliant.”
“So you said.”
“No, brother.” She sighed. “Then I meant the ideas. Now I mean the way she has appointed herself as the champion of *my* ideas, demanding that we fund *her* research into the theories that *I* put forward in the first place. And it would mean her coming to the capital and working out of our space —- a clear move on my territory, such as it is. *Forcing* me to confront her in person.”
“Yes,” T’Challa said dryly. “You sound terribly upset about that.”
fanfic  BlackPanther  femslash  pair:Shuri/OFC  ref:rivals  ref:academia  ref:fluff  ref:humor  ref:banter  via:damnslippyplanet  au:scioscribe  fandom:BlackPanther 
november 2018 by zhena
Death of an Artist by silentwalrus
Captain America, gen. "Our intrepid heroes take a day trip to sunny, idyllic Giverny." //2K. Short humor fic, where the duo wander around trying to be Monet tourists -- along with the hordes of other Monet tourists.
fanfic  CaptainAmerica  gen  pair:SteveRogers|BuckyBarnes  ref:humor  ref:vignette  ref:roadtrip  ref:banter  via:doitninetimes  au:silentwalrus  fandom:CaptainAmerica 
november 2018 by zhena
Without Access, Favor, or Discretion by 7iris
Hockey RPS, PK/Carey. "'Is this Habs goaltender Carey Price’s dick?' the Deadspin headline screams, and PK snorts coffee out his nose." // 2K. Leaked pic, nutty escalation, fun denoument. Sure I've read this one before, didn't bother to save it, but nice nostalgia for a pairing past.
fanfic  HockeyRPS  slash  pair:PKSubban/CareyPrice  ref:Canadiens  ref:dickpics  ref:angst  ref:humor  via:hearteq  au:7iris  fandom:HockeyRPS 
november 2018 by zhena
Brunch on Laguna by menocchio
Venom, gen(ish). "Dan had thought the Brock Report was great and that Eddie Brock was the coolest man in San Francisco. He still, painfully, kind of thinks this." Anne and Dan have brunch with Eddie, who seems to be doing so much better lately. // 4K, Dan POV, humorish, overtones of hoshit.
fanfic  Venom  gen  ref:humor  ref:outsiderPOV  via:sophia_sol  au:menocchio  fandom:Venom 
october 2018 by zhena
Failure to Communicate by quackers
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "Shane thinks Ryan knows about his feelings. (Ryan thinks Shane is a vampire.)" // 3.7K. Shane POV. Fic about a fundamental misunderstanding, the sort of thing that always seems to inevitably end in a trainwreck of embarrassment, but this one manages to avoid that -- it mostly stays goofy and sweet.

* What We've Got Here, https://archiveofourown.org/works/16493003 "Ryan still doesn't know if Shane is a vampire or not. He might have become a little obsessed." // 7K, Ryan POV. Ryan coming to terms with the idea of having a relationship with another dude. But also still wondering about the vampire thing. Sort of. Or maybe just about biting.

Honestly, the followup fic bumped the whole thing firmly into delightful territory. I've read it a couple of times now.
slash  fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:miscommunication  ref:humor  ref:vampires  via:as_lld_again  au:quackers  fandom:Buzzfeed 
october 2018 by zhena
Through the Wilderness by aspookycryptidsock
Buzzfeed Worth It, Andrew/Steven. While Andrew and Steven are in Ireland seeking three price points of stew, Andrew's regularly scheduled pining after Steven is interrupted by funky mystical goings on. // 16K. Andrew POV. I vaguely recall the episode where S. Lim announced his virginity to the world ... and here's a fic on that topic. I don't have a unicorns-make-them-do-it tag, so we'll just reuse the aliens. Same difference!
It's starting to feel like the beginning of a horror movie, if Andrew's being honest, and here he is with an actual virgin. Steven is the final girl, and Andrew's a fucking goner.
fanfic  BuzzfeedWorthIt  slash  pair:AndrewIlnyckyj/StevenLim  ref:pining  ref:humor  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  ref:yenta  ref:aliens-make-them-do-it  ref:magic  via:as_lld_again  au:aspookycryptidsock  fandom:Buzzfeed 
october 2018 by zhena
Black Cloak Reversed by kyrilu
Guardian, Shen/Zhao. "Chief Zhao is a little too friendly with the Black-Cloaked Envoy. The members of the SID worry that he's being emotionally disloyal to Professor Shen." // 2.6K. Here, Zhao keeps hitting hard on the Black-Robed Dude; one day he starts showing some interest back -- much to the outrage of everyone, who promptly throw their sympathies and support 100% behind the professor, which is v.v. sweet of them. (I am also OK with fics that are less canon fixit than just "fuck off, canon.")
fanfic  Guardian  镇魂  slash  pair:ZhaoYunlan/ShenWei  ref:established  ref:disguise  ref:humor  ref:miscommunication  ref:domestic  au:kyrilu  fandom:Guardian 
october 2018 by zhena
Hands On Education by BewareTheIdes15
Yuri on Ice, Yuri/Otabek. Yuri gets off with Otabek for the first time. // 4K of aggro stream of consciousness PWP that also manages to be rather funny at times.
He’s so hard. Him. Otabek. Both of them. Mutually. Together.
Fuck. Sex is gross and it makes him stupid. He’s going to have to fucking apologize to Viktor and Yuuri. He understands now. He has seen the light, and it is in Otabek Altin’s pants.
He’s pretty sure there’s a segment of the internet that already knew that.
fanfic  Yuri-on-Ice  slash  pair:YuriPlisetsky/OtabekAltin  ref:PWP  ref:first-time  ref:humor  via:kohleyed  au:BewareTheIdes15  fandom:Yuri_on_Ice 
october 2018 by zhena
Full-Court Press by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "To be clear, these are not tactics Ryan would recommend. Being an athleisure-obsessed pervert, and lying, and clothes-sabotage: these are not things he’s proud of. But they have undeniably worked." // 12K. That is, Ryan discovers that his ~thing for basketball jerseys is possibly kink flavored -- specifically when worn by Shane, who never wears them. So Ryan takes (weird) steps to remedy that situation. Not too long, rather goofy.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:pining  ref:humor  ref:miscommunication  ref:first-time  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
october 2018 by zhena
The Ghost of Ryan Present by Siria
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "'Great news!' Ryan said, grinning ear to ear. 'I'm dead!'" When blithe spirit Ryan waltzes through the wall and announces he's raring to finally solve some unsolveds, Shane is pretty sure madness is taking its toll -- because he has it on good, current authority that Ryan is not, in fact, dead. // 3K, gen(ish) goofiness, mainly filled with a running debate over which of them's the deluded dude here (and Ryan's curious ideas about science). Fluff not death fic.

* Of Toasters and Fairytales, https://archiveofourown.org/works/16393160 "In which Shane experiences some post-astral projection complications of the Ryan Bergara kind." // 4.7K. Hospital and beyond, Shane coming to grips with Feelings and potentially with Ryan.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  gen  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:humor  ref:fluff  ref:angst  au:siria  fandom:Buzzfeed 
october 2018 by zhena
A Thoughtful, Moving Exploration of Passionate Youth by thehoyden
Naruto, Iruka/Guy. "It said something about Gai that Iruka was actually unsure whether that was a line." // 3.6K. Rare pair! Here, Iruka got over himself much earlier re: Naruto, which snowballed in interesting ways. Halfway in I realized I'd read this one before, but a very long time ago. Really lovely fic of nice people in a believable, earnest, endearing (and funny) relationship (equipped with an eternal rival).
fanfic  Naruto  slash  pair:IrukaUmino/GuyMaito  ref:humor  ref:schoomp  ref:first-time  ref:fixit  au:Hoyden  fandom:Naruto 
october 2018 by zhena
Spring Fever by Maldoror_Chant
Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka. In view of getting laid, and after appropriate investigation, Kakashi asks a schoolteacher out on a date. // 9K. Alternating POVs. Not much happens aside from the date (so more gen than not), but the characters are peculiar enough that it's fine.
"So, how was your day?" Kakashi asked, as if he'd once read a book on the art of conversation and this was chapter one.
"...It was fine until somebody showed up in my classroom and called me a pansy."
Kakashi scratched the back of his head. The eyelid of his visible eye drooped as if in effort at remembering what he’d said three hours prior. "I said you weren't a pansy. Didn’t I?"
"You said I wasn't quite the pansy you thought I was."
"Oh yeah, that's what I said."
fanfic  Naruto  slash  pair:KakashiHatake/IrukaUmino  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:UST  au:maldoror_chant  fandom:Naruto 
october 2018 by zhena
Break in the Routine by Maldoror_Chant
Naruto, Kakashi/Guy. After a late-night discussion with a drunken Anko, Guy seizes upon her suggestion for a novel challenge for his Eternal Rival: the best lover! The trouble is, Guy's never had sex before. He's still confident he can win! Even as Kakashi's headed for the hills. // 18K. Any fic with Guy's bound to be odd, but this one is also oddly adorable (and oddly not explicit, given the topic). It sets up the ensuing relationship really well.
fanfic  Naruto  slash  pair:KakashiHatake/GuyMaito  ref:rivals  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:curtainfic  ref:domestic  au:maldoror_chant  fandom:Naruto 
october 2018 by zhena
The Life and Times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by Whispering Darkness
Naruto, gen. "In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. 'Ok. That is definitely different.'" After Kakashi's Kamui is distorted back on him by an enemy jounin, he winds up time-displaced in a parallel dimension. // 18K. Plentiful typos and SPAG errors aside, it's fun, interesting. Kakashi finds the missing nin lifestyle pretty liberating but can't turn his back on his future genin team. WIP, but per au note won't be finished. What's there is fine.
Also on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2469131
fanfic  Naruto  gen  ref:timetravel  ref:dimensionalswap  ref:fixit  ref:banter  ref:humor  ref:pitofvoles  au:WhisperingDarkness  fandom:Naruto 
october 2018 by zhena
A Sensitive Subject by aspookycryptidsock
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "'Hey ghosts, tousle my hair, gimme a little purple nurple or something. Let's have some fun!' - Shane Madej, 2016" // 7K. Ryan finds out by accident that Shane has sensitive nipples. He is overcome by purely scientific curiosity and cannot stop mulling that one over. (Porn ahoy.) Haven't made up my mind about whether I'll ever want to reread this au's last one, but this one's pretty fun.
"Ryan? You okay, man?"
Shane sits up and gives Ryan one of the genuinely concerned, kind looks he gives him sometimes when Ryan's particularly convinced he's about to fucking die. It always calms him down. Usually this is a good thing, but tonight is a very, very bad thing because it calms him down just enough to say, "I need you tell me if a ghost touched your nipples."
"Um." It's maybe the most taken aback Ryan has ever seen Shane, and he can't even enjoy being the cause of it because his words finally register in his own stupid brain and oh. Oh, no.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:first-time  ref:bffs-to-lovers  via:elise.grey  au:aspookycryptidsock  fandom:Buzzfeed 
october 2018 by zhena
Make a Move ('Cause I Ain't Got All Night) by stillane
Hawaii 5-0, Danny/Steve. "Danny is about 80% certain that there are deep waters buried somewhere in there." Danny's parents fly in for a visit, and Steve is oddly keyed up over the whole idea. // 6K. Underneath that summary of mixed metaphor is a laid-back vaguely curtainy fic. Never made it through a single ep of this show, so I still don't know why so much oddly domestic fluff resulted from it.
fanfic  Hawaii5-0  slash  pair:SteveMcGarrett/DannyWilliams  ref:UST  ref:pining  ref:first-time  ref:domestic  ref:humor  ref:families  au:stillane  fandom:Hawaii5-0 
october 2018 by zhena
Feeling Better by miss_pryss
Die Hard, John/Matt. Matt's released from the hospital on crutches, is drugged to the gills, and is wandering around New Jersey in search of his bombed-out apartment. So he calls the number crumpled up in his pocket. // 3.6K. This starts out so well, but then stalls out after an abrupt left-turn into preslash. Maybe the writer ran out of yuletime. But the first part's really great!
fanfic  pair:JohnMcClane/MattFerrell  yuletide  yuletide2016  ref:postcanon  ref:H/C  ref:humor  via:misbegotten  au:miss_pryss  fandom:DieHard 
september 2018 by zhena
Bidirectional Interpolations of Newly Emergent Thirst Traps: A Study by Siria
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "Shane has a problem."
It's not a big deal, though. If Ryan wants to ride a giant rooster all the way through 'Gram Town on his way to the suburb of Bone Island, well more power to him and Shane's just glad he's being environmentally responsible in getting there. Metaphorically speaking.
// 2K, Shane POV, short, mildly funny pining angst-a-thon with HEA. (Off-screen shenanigans only.) The rooster in question: https://www.instagram.com/p/BmZMc7ehn6o/
via:elise.grey  fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:pining  ref:humor  ref:woobie  au:siria  fandom:Buzzfeed 
september 2018 by zhena
Indiana Bergara and the Treasure of Shane Madej by hapakitsune
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "Two men walk into a forest. 'We're looking for buried treasure,' they say. There's no answer, so they go back to their rooms and have sex about it." // 3K, PWP with incidental cosplay. Of the various fics that derived from that episode, I'd pick this one. Fun, funny, and I deeply admire this tag: "maybe the real treasure was the porn we wrote along the way." (Locked fic, login to read)
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:PWP  ref:ep-related  ref:humor  ref:awkward  ref:first-time  ref:bffs-to-lovers  ref:locked  au:hapakitsune  fandom:Buzzfeed 
september 2018 by zhena
Project Bang by astolat
Transformers, Optimus Prime/Megatron. "Ratchet shrugged tolerantly when Optimus asked his opinion. 'I think it’s more a lark than anything, but we can all use a lark, now and then.'" Utilizing probes and ports to re-create human entertainment has a salutatory impact on group morale! Then the enemy takes countermeasures. // 5K. Funny enemy slash filled with odd, porny situations. I didn't have a healing-cock tag before because I avoid that sort of thing. Why am I still reading these, I need to work.
fanfic  Transformers  slash  pair:OptimusPrime/Megatron  ref:robots  ref:humor  ref:enemysex  ref:enemyslash  ref:dubcon  ref:first-time  ref:fuckingmachine  ref:healing-cock  au:astolat  fandom:Transformers 
september 2018 by zhena
I’ve Kissed You Before, but I Didn’t Do It Right (Can I Try Again) by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "After months of mooning around each other, forces (read: alcohol, nerves, gravity, tender feelings) conspire to ruin Ryan and Shane’s first night together. With a little help from their friends, dramatic training montages set to 80’s rock anthems, and the early filmography of Harrison Ford, can our heroes get things back on track?" // 23K. Starts off with a bout of mortifying -- but also hilarious -- bad sex, with subsequent moping and avoidance and aaaangst and suchlike. Ultimately HEA, but it takes a while to get there.
Ryan imagines a training montage set to “Eye of the Tiger” in which he inserts larger and larger fake dicks in himself to rounds of cheering applause and then, after removing said dicks, he does a victory run up the Rocky steps.
And that’s ... it’s weird, but in service of a proper seduction —- *the thrill of the fight!* he thinks with a touch of hysteria —- there might be something to it. If dudes are going to be a thing that he does now, he’s going to do it right.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:badsex  ref:first-time  ref:pining  ref:miscommunication  ref:angst  ref:humor  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
september 2018 by zhena
The King and M'Baku by tehtarik
Black Panther, T'Challa/M'Baku. M'Baku fishes the King of Cats from the river, and consults with Hanuman as to what on earth to do with him. It's not a question that's easily answered. // 5K, sort of a folktale(ish) format, lots of pondering, no smut.
fanfic  BlackPanther  slash  pair:T'Challa/M'Baku  ref:UST  ref:humor  ref:backstory  au:tehtarik  fandom:BlackPanther 
september 2018 by zhena
Schrodinger's Wedding by Sixthlight
Rivers of London, Peter/Thomas. "If a marriage takes place but neither of the parties involved knows it’s real, is anybody really married? Unfortunately for Peter and Nightingale, the answer according to the Registry Office is yes. All they have to do is get divorced. It’s the twenty-first century. How hard can it be?" // 12.6K. Wonderful, funny accidental marriage fic that moves veeery slowly, and absolutely worth it.
fanfic  Rivers-of-London  slash  pair:PeterGrant/ThomasNightingale  ref:accidental-marriage  ref:humor  ref:molasses  ref:UST  ref:first-time  au:sixthlight  fandom:RiversOfLondon 
september 2018 by zhena
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