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The Last Place You Look by fencesit
Psych, Gus/Shawn. "When Shawn started them down the thrilling, dangerous road of psychic detecting, he'd predicted this. 'Gus,' he'd said, 'everything you need is right in front of you. You just have to pay attention.' (Or: Gus' love of reality TV means he can't say no when Shawn signs them up to star on Last Look at Love.)" // 12K, Gus POV. For the purposes of murder investigating, Shawn has fake married them, and Gus is having Feelings about the whole arrangement. And eating a lot of excellent meals.
The television studio looms in front of them.
Gus says, "You had better not introduce me as Mrs. Shawn Spencer. I'll walk out. I swear I will."
"Gus, please, everyone knows I'm the wife."
"What? Shawn, that's offensive."
"I'm just saying," Shawn clarifies, "that in the inevitable real person slash people will write about us on their secret, locked LiveJournals, I'm the one who'll end up pregnant. Don't be jealous."
"...How do you even know about LiveJournal?"
"I have a fanclub. They write things."
Right, the fanclub. Gus... Gus tries to forget about the fanclub. It was probably full of very nice people, mostly, but all of them were very fixated on wanting Shawn to reprise his role as Chad the package delivery guy on Explosión Gigantesca de Romance, and they could be, uh, very passionate about it.
fanfic  Psych  slash  pair:Shawn/Gus  ref:casefic  ref:banter  ref:humor  ref:pretendcouple  ref:marriage-of-convenience  ref:pining  ref:UST  ref:denial  ref:courting  via:as_lld_again  au:fencesit  fandom:Psych 
january 2020 by zhena
It's Not The End Of The World, Dear by jessthereckless
Good Omens, Crowley/Aziraphale. "After averting the apocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale re-examine their relationship and reach the obvious conclusion: they're retired, they're in love and they're damn well going to enjoy it. Providing, of course, that they can stay out of trouble." // 20.7K total.

* "Lie Back and Think of Dinner," https://archiveofourown.org/works/19136509 Even though Crowley has been pining away industriously for thousands of years, he doesn't immediately twig onto Oxfordshire's sudden spurt of Foretean mysteries and fracking side effects as attempts to lure him into a picnic. // 11K. Fun, bantery, and ultimately a bit porny.

* "Still My Heart Has Wings," https://archiveofourown.org/works/19280641 "The story of how an angel and demon somehow set up home together." // 10K, sequel to previous. Aziraphale gets to try Many Naughty Things, Crowley gets to sort out his own role in the relationship -- and confront the whole idea of retirement.
Aziraphale looked like he very much wanted to swear. “This was you, wasn’t it?” he said. “IKEA instructions?”
Crowley grinned. He always liked to take credit for bad work.
“I knew it,” said Aziraphale. “Driving people slowly insane with affordable Swedish furniture. Of course it had to be you.”
“Look, you were the one who said I should get a hobby.”
fanfic  GoodOmens  slash  pair:Aziraphale/Crowley  ref:postcanon  ref:humor  ref:courting  ref:pining  ref:oblivious  ref:BFFs-to-lovers  ref:banter  ref:first-time  ref:xeno  ref:domestic  ref:curtainfic  ref:best-of-rec  via:shadowkeeper  au:jessthereckless  fandom:GoodOmens 
july 2019 by zhena
Like a Japanese Game Show by irishmizzy
Generation Kill, Brad/Ray. "Ray is a better symbol of home than anything else Brad can think of, which is probably an even bigger problem than the amnesia." After a training accident, Brad wakes up in the hospital missing the past three years. And apparently Ray's still living in his house and has volunteered himself to get Brad back up to speed. // 16.8K. Wow, this is pretty excellent Brad/Ray, with full on IC obnoxiousness from both.
“It’s 2010,” Brad complains as he eases his way into the waiting wheelchair, Ray dropping a plastic bag of his belongings on his lap before shouldering a second bag of Brad’s things. A nurse starts to push him down the hall, Ray leading the way. “I left recon. And for some reason, you’re still my roommate.”
“I know.” When Ray turns around, his smile stretches all the way across his face. Brad feels his stomach dip; he blames it on the massive head trauma. “You’re truly blessed.”
The nurse pushing Brad’s wheelchair tries to muffle her laugh. She does a terrible job.
fanfic  GenerationKill  slash  pair:Brad/Ray  ref:postcanon  ref:amnesia  ref:H/C  ref:banter  ref:established  ref:domestic  via:silviakundera  au:irishmizzy  fandom:GenerationKill 
april 2019 by zhena
When Your Heart Beats Next to Mine by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane, Ryan/Shane/Curly. Shane's joke on camera about Ryan's "virginity" leads to Curly offering up a suggested fun activity for the rest of the evening. Ryan, surprisingly, is down. // 10.7K, rotating POV, threesome roleplay with accompanying awkwardness and earnestness and a good time had by all. Wasn't certain how Curly OTT would work out in a sex scene, but it turned out fine.
Ryan perches there, sipping his mini-bar concoction. Somewhere along the way he toed out of his ghoul-hunting boots. His socked feet, crossed at the ankles in an attempt at casual, strike Shane as an effective touch, beautifully art-directed for vulnerability.
There might be too many producers in this hotel room.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej/CurlyVelasquez  ref:yenta  ref:roleplay  ref:virginity  ref:ep-related  ref:humor  ref:threesome  ref:banter  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
april 2019 by zhena
That First, Initial Feeling by varnes
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane, AU. Shane mistakes a crystals shop for a sex shop, and is offended by the whole idea of a crystals shop while finding himself intrigued by the biceps of its hippie owner. Eventually this leads to them doing a Buzzfeed pro/con show about woo-woo New Age/alternative stuff while not admitting they're attracted to each other. // 21K, alternating POV. The same general setup only with Ryan as a contractor and Shane as an employee in search of a recurring series. It's mildly amusing, complete with an onsen episode.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  AU  ref:humor  ref:angst  ref:banter  ref:pining  ref:bedsharing  ref:first-time  au:varnes  fandom:Buzzfeed 
march 2019 by zhena
You're My Cherry Pie by novembersmith
Venom, Eddie/Venom. "The first time Eddie suggests they have sex, Venom is, more than anything else, extremely confused." //9K. Far funnier than I'd expected, given all the tentative, fumbling negotiating.
Also of relevance is that, based on its studies of tumblr and reddit, Venom has yet to discover an Earth object that at least one human is unwilling to copulate with. Vegetable, mineral, vehicle. There seems to be no end to what a human is willing to view as a sexual object. Humans will definitely, absolutely be the sluts of the galaxy once they figure out space travel. This is the thesis of Venom’s current visual essay, being presented to its unwilling subject.

"HERE WE SEE ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF A HUMAN ATTAINING SEXUAL RELEASE WITHOUT ANOTHER HUMAN PRESENT," it explains and clicks to the last slide of the powerpoint where it had organized the bulk of its research.
fanfic  Venom  pair:EddieBrock/Venom  yuletide2018  ref:tentacles  ref:D/S  ref:first-time  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:alien-wtf  via:exclamations  au:novembersmith  fandom:Venom 
december 2018 by zhena
Hawkeyed by Corlaire
Hawkeye/Young Avengers, Kate/America. "What America doesn't know won't hurt her. Right?" // 1K. Kate worrying over a dilemma. (Past Kate/Noh-Varr). V.v. cute.
"I'm not moping," Kate said. "What would I be moping about? My life is amazing. Madame Masque has ... not tried to kill me for twelve days in a row, my superhero team is currently mostly-funded, my boyfriend definitely didn't dump me for reasons he won't disclose—"
fanfic  YoungAvengers  femslash  pair:KateBishop/AmericaChavez  yuletide2018  ref:humor  ref:pining  ref:banter  via:sophia_sol  au:corlaire  fandom:YoungAvengers 
december 2018 by zhena
Citation Flirtation by scioscribe
Black Panther, Shuri/OFC. "Shuri's paper is refuted in a subclause of a footnote. This means war. (And somehow eventually takeout and fully-funded projects and kissing.)" // 3K, short, pretty funny, and overall delightful. Initially I was like, "OFC? Uh, IDK." But it turned out to be 100% worth it.
“I don’t understand why you are in any way feuding with this woman when you clearly admire her.”
“Why would I waste my time feuding with someone I didn’t admire?” Shuri said reasonably. “Besides, it’s fun. I admit, my feelings were hurt at the beginning, but she’s clearly come around, she’s treating me as an honorable opponent. And this —- this is brilliant.”
“So you said.”
“No, brother.” She sighed. “Then I meant the ideas. Now I mean the way she has appointed herself as the champion of *my* ideas, demanding that we fund *her* research into the theories that *I* put forward in the first place. And it would mean her coming to the capital and working out of our space —- a clear move on my territory, such as it is. *Forcing* me to confront her in person.”
“Yes,” T’Challa said dryly. “You sound terribly upset about that.”
fanfic  BlackPanther  femslash  pair:Shuri/OFC  ref:rivals  ref:academia  ref:fluff  ref:humor  ref:banter  via:damnslippyplanet  au:scioscribe  fandom:BlackPanther 
november 2018 by zhena
Death of an Artist by silentwalrus
Captain America, gen. "Our intrepid heroes take a day trip to sunny, idyllic Giverny." //2K. Short humor fic, where the duo wander around trying to be Monet tourists -- along with the hordes of other Monet tourists.
fanfic  CaptainAmerica  gen  pair:SteveRogers|BuckyBarnes  ref:humor  ref:vignette  ref:roadtrip  ref:banter  via:doitninetimes  au:silentwalrus  fandom:CaptainAmerica 
november 2018 by zhena
Nobody's Idea of a Vacation by scioscribe
Black Panther, Nakia, Ross, Shuri. So Ross on vacation in Wakanda, and Nakia and Shuri more than happy to put him to work. Spies gonna spy. //4K. What a fun, neat little fic. I could def read a lot more of this.
Ross grinned. “As always, you’ve come to the right place. I’m guessing your overlap on ‘obviously non-Wakandan people’ and ‘people you sort of trust’ and ‘people who aren’t Captain America’ is pretty slim, but I’m always happy for a vacation.”
“Ah, so you’re helping me because we still haven’t started letting in tourists.”
“Exactly,” Ross said. “The day you do, I’m just going to show up with a beach towel and the new Stephen King and leave you to make do with Rogers. Who, by the way, is not the greatest liar in the world, so you’re going to miss me.”
fanfic  BlackPanther  gen  pair:Nakia|EverettRoss|Shuri  ref:plot  ref:spies  ref:banter  au:scioscribe  fandom:BlackPanther 
november 2018 by zhena
Spring Fever by Maldoror_Chant
Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka. In view of getting laid, and after appropriate investigation, Kakashi asks a schoolteacher out on a date. // 9K. Alternating POVs. Not much happens aside from the date (so more gen than not), but the characters are peculiar enough that it's fine.
"So, how was your day?" Kakashi asked, as if he'd once read a book on the art of conversation and this was chapter one.
"...It was fine until somebody showed up in my classroom and called me a pansy."
Kakashi scratched the back of his head. The eyelid of his visible eye drooped as if in effort at remembering what he’d said three hours prior. "I said you weren't a pansy. Didn’t I?"
"You said I wasn't quite the pansy you thought I was."
"Oh yeah, that's what I said."
fanfic  Naruto  slash  pair:KakashiHatake/IrukaUmino  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:UST  au:maldoror_chant  fandom:Naruto 
october 2018 by zhena
Break in the Routine by Maldoror_Chant
Naruto, Kakashi/Guy. After a late-night discussion with a drunken Anko, Guy seizes upon her suggestion for a novel challenge for his Eternal Rival: the best lover! The trouble is, Guy's never had sex before. He's still confident he can win! Even as Kakashi's headed for the hills. // 18K. Any fic with Guy's bound to be odd, but this one is also oddly adorable (and oddly not explicit, given the topic). It sets up the ensuing relationship really well.
fanfic  Naruto  slash  pair:KakashiHatake/GuyMaito  ref:rivals  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:curtainfic  ref:domestic  au:maldoror_chant  fandom:Naruto 
october 2018 by zhena
The Life and Times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin by Whispering Darkness
Naruto, gen. "In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. 'Ok. That is definitely different.'" After Kakashi's Kamui is distorted back on him by an enemy jounin, he winds up time-displaced in a parallel dimension. // 18K. Plentiful typos and SPAG errors aside, it's fun, interesting. Kakashi finds the missing nin lifestyle pretty liberating but can't turn his back on his future genin team. WIP, but per au note won't be finished. What's there is fine.
Also on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2469131
fanfic  Naruto  gen  ref:timetravel  ref:dimensionalswap  ref:fixit  ref:banter  ref:humor  ref:pitofvoles  au:WhisperingDarkness  fandom:Naruto 
october 2018 by zhena
A Sensitive Subject by aspookycryptidsock
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "'Hey ghosts, tousle my hair, gimme a little purple nurple or something. Let's have some fun!' - Shane Madej, 2016" // 7K. Ryan finds out by accident that Shane has sensitive nipples. He is overcome by purely scientific curiosity and cannot stop mulling that one over. (Porn ahoy.) Haven't made up my mind about whether I'll ever want to reread this au's last one, but this one's pretty fun.
"Ryan? You okay, man?"
Shane sits up and gives Ryan one of the genuinely concerned, kind looks he gives him sometimes when Ryan's particularly convinced he's about to fucking die. It always calms him down. Usually this is a good thing, but tonight is a very, very bad thing because it calms him down just enough to say, "I need you tell me if a ghost touched your nipples."
"Um." It's maybe the most taken aback Ryan has ever seen Shane, and he can't even enjoy being the cause of it because his words finally register in his own stupid brain and oh. Oh, no.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:first-time  ref:bffs-to-lovers  via:elise.grey  au:aspookycryptidsock  fandom:Buzzfeed 
october 2018 by zhena
Pushing All Your Buttons by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "Ryan and Shane get stuck in an elevator at Buzzfeed HQ. There is tension. They relieve the tension. That’s it, that’s the fic." // 9.6K, PWP (with feels), Shane POV all. So they argue, kiss, attempt to be action heroes, fail bigly, then the big reveal: sex crocodile. This one's fun as well.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:PWP  ref:closetsex  ref:banter  ref:UST  ref:pining  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
october 2018 by zhena
A Local History by enjambament
Buzzfeed Unsolved, AU. "Ryan is a real estate agent that specialises in haunted property. Shane's new to town and looking to buy. There's a lot of over thinking, Steven Lim is not impressed with poor communication skills, some mysterious recurring dreams, a beach trip, bed-sharing and the boys getting locked in a room by a ghost. Or the wind. Depending on who you ask." // 27.6K, accurate summary is accurate. Set in Savannah, GA, Ryan as a real-estate agent, Shane as a historical researcher. It's fairly comfy, uncomplicated read (verging on curtain fic) filled with pining, USTing, and another supernatural yenta. HEA. Background Steven/Andrew, plus Jen R. along for the ride.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  AU  ref:realestate  ref:banter  ref:domestic  ref:pining  ref:UST  ref:ghosts  ref:yenta  ref:first-time  au:enjambament  fandom:Buzzfeed 
september 2018 by zhena
Skirting the Issue by santamonicayachtclub
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "Lizzie Borden took a dress and landed Shane in quite a mess." // 8.8K, PWP. Lizzie Borden House ep-tag. Two parts: clever setup for fun kink, but abruptly backs off kink, dismisses it as irrelevant. (Uh. Wha?) Last half of fic is protracted sex scene. First part okay, last part bit boring tbh. (Also left me wondering about the timeline on the never-mentioned cheerleader outfit.)
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:PWP  ref:ep-related  ref:crossdressing  ref:banter  ref:embarrassment  ref:first-time  au:santamonicayachtclub  fandom:Buzzfeed 
september 2018 by zhena
Hold Your Breath, It Gets Better by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. While they're working at Ryan's place, Shane opens the wrong drawer in search of camera batteries. Or maybe the right drawer. Certainly the revelatory drawer. // 10K, Ryan POV. PWP with an extended setup, eventually featuring "butt stuff" (but no aliens), that had me laughing out loud actual a few times.

* "A Suspicion of Feelings," https://archiveofourown.org/works/16739461 "Ryan’s living in his worst nightmare: a PG-rated romantic comedy, the kind that airs on the Hallmark Channel in December. The kind where all the characters learn the true meaning of Christmas but nobody comes." // 14K. After the fun sex toy evening, nothing in the way of sexyteims really happens, and Ryan mopes and angsts. It gets better.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:PWP  ref:first-time  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:sextoys  ref:bffs-to-lovers  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
august 2018 by zhena
Inside Outside by SoniaVice
Justified, Rayland/OMC, series. Three fics, starting in Kentucky and ending in Florida, that follow an odd, complicated relationship.

* "The Inside Man," https://archiveofourown.org/works/14696973 "Raylan just wants to make a case against Robert Quarles, and if the missing Brady Hughes is his way inside, he'll take it."
"Deputy," Jack said, leaning in like he was imparting a secret. "Everyone knows nothing. And I'd be obliged, sir, if you would not drive up and down the strip in your big black automobile. It's bad for business."
// 8.5K. Rayland tolerates a teenage street-kid/hooker who's latched onto him in the course of an investigation and begun to treat him like his go-to for free food and showers. The ultimate result is unwelcome admissions by Rayland (and Tim) about Rayland's sexuality.

* "Acting Out," https://archiveofourown.org/works/14901011 "Art has an assignment for Raylan and Tim: Go find the fugitive who keeps showing up in the back room of the local gay strip club." // 13K. As Rayland and Tim sidle around the bar scene flashing a photo and asking questions, they encounter an unexpected person playing an unexpected role.

* "Going In and Coming Out," https://archiveofourown.org/works/14939091 "Jack visits Raylan's house in Miami on a very important job, and then, in between patching the bullet holes and cleaning up the mess, Raylan finally sorts out his own life." // 15K. A fraught hostage situation gets resolved with mayhem, bloodshed, and unpleasant personal revelations about everyone involved. (HEA tho.)

// Super readable series (in spite of typos here and there that completely warp the meaning of sentences). The OMC is well constructed and interesting, and he's a great means of poking in Rayland's messed up psyche. I've never seen the show, but I liked this fic, so zero canon knowledge required.
fanfic  Justified  slash  pair:RaylandGivens/OMC  ref:series  ref:casefic  ref:banter  ref:cops-crooks  ref:deception  ref:disguise  ref:sexworker  au:SoniaVice  fandom:Justified 
july 2018 by zhena
Ghosts Can't Pick Up Power Drills (probably) by anarchetypal
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. Ryan refuses to have sex where a dude was murdered with a power drill. // ~1K. Short, fun, bantery, IC.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  RPS  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:established  ref:humor  ref:banter  au:anarchetypal  fandom:Buzzfeed 
july 2018 by zhena
Occupational Hazard by aloneintherain
Spider-man, gen. Peter's having trouble sleeping and keeping everything together. He figures out how to let other people help. // 10K. Sort of an afterschool special fic, but more interesting and really IC for everyone, esp. Tony Stark and MJ (wonderfully weird).
fanfic  Spiderman  gen  ref:PTSD  ref:angst  ref:humor  ref:banter  au:aloneintherain  fandom:Spiderman 
june 2018 by zhena
The Dawn Will Break Before You by thepartyresponsible
Iron Man/Batman (MCU/DC), Jason/Tony. Interrupted in the midst of car theft, Jason, a small-time crook outta Gotham, finds himself the newest acquisition of a brilliant but self-destructive billionaire. But working as Tony's bodyguard Jason finds himself growing too invested and his own issues dovetailing far too neatly with those of his employer. // 12.6K, Jason POV (a never-Robin version). This is so, so good. Two damaged twentysomethings muddle along as employer/employee with massive doses of fluff, unacknowledged feelings, and banter. Pining galore. Pretty delightful fic, no knowledge of either canon required.
The man squints at him, focusing completely on him for maybe the first time in this entire conversation. Jason’s a little alarmed to find there’s a lot of intelligence in those eyes; he hadn’t expected it. He wonders if he’ll need to threaten him, maybe bash him lightly around the head a couple times to encourage him not to remember his face.
After several long seconds of staring, he starts fumbling in his pants.
“Woah,” Jason says, genuinely startled. “Where the hell is this going?”
He looks up at Jason, awfully snide for a man with his hand down the front of his pants, and then pulls his hand back up, wallet cradled in his palm. “Please,” he says, “you’re not that cute.”
“I’m a fucking heartbreaker,” Jason says, letting out a relieved breath. “Watch your fucking mouth.”
“Okay, heartbreaker,” he says, “how much to put the tires back on the car?”
Jason rolls his eyes again and gestures at him with the lug wrench. “Why don’t I just beat you up and steal your money? Is this the first time you’ve been to a bad part of town? Don’t show me your wallet, asshole. Come on.”
He heaves a heavy, aggrieved sigh and starts pulling out bills. “Five hundred?” He tries. “Six? We can go to an ATM.”
“You are mugging yourself,” Jason says, oddly impressed. “Holy shit.”
fanfic  IronMan  Batman  slash  pair:TonyStark/JasonTodd  AU  ref:xover  ref:meet-cute  ref:criminal  ref:bodyguard  ref:pining  ref:humor  ref:angt  ref:banter  via:theodosia21  au:thepartyresponsible  fandom:IronMan  fandom:Batman 
june 2018 by zhena
Let's Just Forget the Hollywood Rules by tearupthesky
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. Ryan wanders off in the woods for a wee; something chomps his ankle.
Ryan rolls his chair closer to Shane. "Did you hear that, man?" he says under his breath. "That dog hates me, did you hear it growl at me? It almost took my fucking hand off! It could smell the curse. It recognized me with its primordial wolf senses."
"It's a fucking labradoodle," Shane says.
// 3.5K. Shane POV. Hee. This one's fun. :D
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  RPS  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  yuletide  yuletide2017  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:first-time  ref:werewolf  au:tearupthesky  fandom:Buzzfeed 
may 2018 by zhena
The Bride of Mole Man by Werelibrarian
Daredevil, Matt/Foggy. Mole Man devilknaps Matt to become his future Sewer Empress. Foggy to the rescue? // 2K. Short, and all things smelly and adorable.
"I really wish someone would come save me," Matt says, and the tone of his voice is past "slightly pointed" and nearing "very stabby" so Foggy ducks out from behind the wall.
"Intruder!" Mole Man hisses, sweeping his cape around him like a Bela Lugosi impersonator.
"Hi," Foggy says lamely, "I'm here to pick up my husband, are you about done with him?"
fanfic  Daredevil  slash  pair:MattMurdock/FoggyNelson  ref:pretendcouple  ref:banter  ref:humor  ref:pining  via:fancake  au:werelibrarian  fandom:Daredevil 
april 2018 by zhena
Pselkie by song_of_staying
Psmith, Mike|Psmith. Mike meets Psmith, a magical variation. // 6K. As Mike gradually comes to understand, Psmith is a creature, others are eager to take advantage, Mike is unwilling to let them. To the rescue! I really dug au's prosaic approach to a magical AU. But there needs to be more -- it cuts off to soon, imho.
Mike’s train was delayed because of the strike organized by the Society of His Majesty’s Palm-readers. These public servants, having pooled their collective prophetic power, found that they were dissatisfied with their current and future wages, so they took matters into their own hands. On a good day, Mike was sympathetic to the plight of the common man. But it was in no way a good day. When Mike finally arrived to Sedleigh, several hours late and bored beyond endurance, he most uncharitably spat 'charlatans!' at the general crowd.
fandom  Psmith  gen  pair:RupertPsmith/MikeJackson  AU  ref:pastiche  ref:teenagers  ref:H/C  ref:magic  ref:selkie  ref:banter  au:song_of_staying  fandom:Psmith  fandom:PGWodehouse 
april 2018 by zhena
Can I Make It Any More Obvious? by ama
Generation Kill, Brad/Ray. Brad's redeployed with Bravo in Iraq when he gets the mailed CD from Ray. Who, surprise, is now the lead singer in a band with an actual agent and record deal. So the whole unit is watching the crappy livestream when Ray accidentally outs himself on the Today Show. // 25K, Brad POV. Musician AU? Sort of? Pining, UST, DADT, general denial of ~feelings, and many, many creative insults. Pretty fun read. I do like the idea of Ray's life turning out kinda cool, even as Ray does Ray in a blunt Ray way. (Locked fic, login required)
fanfic  GenerationKill  slash  pair:Brad/Ray  ref:locked  ref:postcanon  ref:pining  ref:UST  ref:DADT  ref:banter  ref:bad-fucking-language  au:ama  fandom:GenerationKill  via:sophia_sol 
january 2018 by zhena
Heartlines by shiftylinguini
Harry Potter, Harry/Draco. For auror training, Harry is partnered with Malfoy, and both are sent -- wandless, safety bonded, and kitted up as Muggles -- to hike their way through backwoods Sweden as their final exercise. Tents, rain, ravens, and UST ensue. // 73K. Woah, long. Harry POV. I'm wondering why I was more suspicious of everything than they were -- they're meant to be the cops in training, not me. But pretty readable for all that (granted, I am always ready to read about camping...), with an awful lot of smut.
fanfic  HarryPotter  slash  pair:HarryPotter/DracoMalfoy  ref:EWE  ref:Auror  ref:bond  ref:camping  ref:UST  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  ref:banter  au:shiftylinguini  fandom:HarryPotter 
january 2018 by zhena
Memory Lane by Selden
Harry Potter, Harry/Draco. Someone has been stealing memories of war incidents from former Death Eaters then implanting them in random victims. Auror Harry works against the clock to figure out who's doing it and how to stop the distorted memories from killing both the recipients and donors -- which now include himself and Malfoy. // 31K. Plotty, twisty case fic with built-in countdown that elaborates on a canon element (pensieves) in a rather cool and interesting way. Smut free. Same au as last year's awesome Death Eaters in Disguise fic.
fanfic  HarryPotter  slash  gen  pair:HarryPotter/DracoMalfoy  ref:EWE  ref:casefic  ref:banter  ref:horror  ref:curse  au:selden  fandom:HarryPotter 
january 2018 by zhena
Forever After by Tangerine
X-Factor, Richter/Shatterstar. Richter carries Star home after a teleport gone wacky, and they reminisce about life stuff and eat free bagels. // 2K of conversation, Richter POV, rather sweet. I loff these idiots. (Tangerine wrote it, as it turns out. OF COURSE. ^_^)
fanfic  X-Factor  slash  gen  pair:Shatterstar/Rictor  yuletide  yuletide2017  ref:vignette  ref:banter  au:Tangerine  fandom:X-Factor 
december 2017 by zhena
Animal Spirits by MildredMost
Psmith, Psmith/Jackson. "With a match against the Eton first eleven looming, Psmith is behaving strangely, and Mike wants to get to the bottom of it." // 13K. Wow, comrades! Kitchen sink fic: banter, industrial-strength mutual pining, punishment whipping, sex pollen (literal), underhanded public school plotting, convoluted vengeance, hella cricket, and hella porn. Even tackles Psmith's mysterious departure from Eton. Nothing else comparable for this fandom, woo.
fandom  Psmith  slash  pair:RupertPsmith/MikeJackson  yuletide  yuletide2017  ref:pastiche  ref:sexpollen  ref:caning  ref:pining  ref:backstory  ref:plot  ref:teenagers  ref:first-time  ref:angst  ref:humor  ref:banter  au:MildredMost  fandom:Psmith  fandom:PGWodehouse 
december 2017 by zhena
The Loathly Worm by Selden
Harry Potter, Harry/Draco. Two middle-aged, bored, homely Death Eaters stuck in a moldering castle whilst waiting for the higher ups to finish up with their scheming slowly realize that neither of them is what he's pretending to be. Or, "When Draco Malfoy is forced to go undercover among the remaining Death Eaters in the aftermath of the war, the last person he expects to find there is Harry Potter." // 12K. LOLOL. Charming, clever fic. The desultory evil banter and off-hand fairy tale callbacks are fun.
"You know," said Draco bitterly, "I'm almost certain you're a Ministry spy. In fact," he added, staring at Septimus' horn-rimmed spectacles and comically unremarkable face, "I bet you're in disguise, as well. No self-respecting wizard would wear a face like that if they didn’t have to."
"That's a really hurtful thing to say, Ernest," said Septimus. "Exclusionary rhetoric and, uh, judging by mere appearances is the sign of a shallow individual, unable to stand up against the sickness in our broader society." He paused, looking smugger than ever.
Draco was impressed, despite himself. "Where on earth did you get all that bollocks from?" he asked.
fanfic  HarryPotter  slash  pair:HarryPotter/DracoMalfoy  ref:EWE  ref:spies  ref:undercover  ref:plot  ref:disguise  ref:banter  au:Selden  fandom:HarryPotter 
january 2017 by zhena
Short Change Heroes by Febricant and csoru
Generation Kill, Brad/Ray. Ray, jobless, aimless owner of a latent meta gene, agrees to a dubious government program, that turns out not to be government after all. A shot to the head in Afghanistan sets him loose to rid himself of captors and look up an acquaintance who's been ignoring him. // 65K. Marvel Deadpool fusion AU. Torture, gore, asphyxiation, mutilation, buckets of blood -- a fucked-up curtain fic. Weird ... and weirdly readable, up to a point. The whole abusive sex/self-harm marathon goes far too long; it really is a relief when the fic finally(!) hares off in a different (but just as gory) direction.
fanfic  GenerationKill  slash  pair:Brad/Ray  ref:fusionfic  ref:ptsd  ref:torture  ref:gore  ref:domestic  ref:curtainfic  ref:banter  ref:bad-fucking-language  ref:ouch  au:febricant  au:csoru  fandom:GenerationKill 
january 2017 by zhena
The War of the Worlds and All That by scioscribe
Jeeves & Wooster, Bertie/Jeevies. Bertie is kidnapped by newt aliens, and he and Jeeves save the planet from destruction. And make one of his friends the happiest of men. // LOL. AU, sort of? No one expects an alien invasion to interrupt a placid afternoon in the countryside. Or for the strange Wooster lack of logic to save the day. I love fandom.
fanfic  Jeeves-and-Wooster  Wodehouse  slash  pair:Jeeves/Wooster  yuletide  yuletide2016  ref:alien-wtf  ref:plot  ref:banter  ref:pining  ref:humor  ref:pastiche  au:scioscribe  fandom:PGWodehouse 
december 2016 by zhena
No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Pine by galwednesday
Captain America, Steve/Bucky, AU. "The Winter Soldier keeps tying Captain America to walls and sticking around to chat. Shut up, Natasha, it’s not flirting, okay? (It’s definitely flirting.)" SHIELD Agent Steve meets his favorite adversary in the oddest places. // 16K. Non-Avengers AU, modern super soldier Steve, modern ex-Hydra assassin Bucky (now a freelancer); Natasha, and Clint on Steve's STRIKE team; Tony and Bruce as their tech support. Fairly entertaining.
fanfic  CaptainAmerica  slash  pair:SteveRogers/BuckyBarnes  AU  ref:modern  ref:spies  ref:pining  ref:banter  ref:enemyslash  ref:honeypot  au:galwednesday  fandom:CaptainAmerica 
december 2016 by zhena
The Favor of the King by thingswithwings
Captain America, Sam/T'Challa. "T'Challa – King T'Challa of Wakanda, the Black Panther, Guy Who Dresses Up Like a Cat to Fight Crime or Possibly for Other Reasons, Who the Fuck Knows – T'Challa corners Sam during one of their visits to check in on Bucky and says, in a mild voice that should not sound as threatening as it does, 'We need to talk.'" // 18K. During one of Steve's visits to his fave Wakandan popsicle, Sam (POV) finds himself a pawn in a legal dispute btwn T'Challa and Stark, and then must bargain with the secret nerd king to get his wings returned. A process which turns out to be filled with all kinds of UST. (That is, I was Uh, why? with this pairing, but this fic's convincing. And fun.) eta: Read this a few times now; I get more fond of each time, tbh.
(ETA: I'm tentatively adding a fandom tag for BlackPanther for fic-finding purposes, but this is 616 comics Wakanda, not the movie version.)
fanfic  BlackPanther  CaptainAmerica  slash  pair:T'Challa/SamWilson  ref:UST  ref:courting  ref:molasses  ref:banter  ref:first-time  au:thingswithwings  fandom:CaptainAmerica  fandom:BlackPanther 
august 2016 by zhena
Stately Homes of Wiltshire by waspabi
Harry Potter, Harry/Draco. "Malfoy Manor has mould, dry rot and an infestation of unusually historical poltergeists. Harry Potter is on the case." Harry spends a month or so trying to solve an aggressive ghosts mystery and finds himself relieved to be away from his regular job; in the meantime Malfoy's the new lord of the manor and slowly sells off bits and bobs to raise repair funds. // 58K. Pretty enjoyable read, most everyone acting as actual adults, though the author seems to be using some sort of unexplained fancasting for the characters.
fanfic  HarryPotter  slash  via:templemarker  pair:HarryPotter/DracoMalfoy  ref:EWE  ref:Auror  ref:casefic  ref:banter  ref:molasses  au:waspabi  fandom:HarryPotter 
june 2016 by zhena
The Cocksucking King of Kentucky by cjmarlowe
Justified, Tim/OMC(s). "Tim had all kinds of bear traps and hornet's nests in the territory he put up around himself, not to mention land mines and razorwire, but not about this. Just because he was smart enough to be quiet about being a gay Marshal in Kentucky didn't mean he had issues. But when a new case brings it to the forefront—for some people, anyway, mostly being Raylan Givens—suddenly said people are making it their business to get involved in Tim's life, and that's not something he's at all comfortable with." (So after coming out, in a roundabout way, to his partner, over the course of a frustrating case Tim decides that maaaybe he might be ready for a change in his random hookups lifestyle.) // 21K, casefic, tight Tim POV. Have never seen a single ep of this show (or read any fanfic for it), but the characters were very easy to figure out here, and the dialogue is fun and bantery. The case was a workaday, slice-of-life type (rather than a fraught, suspense type), and all of it was a surprisingly enjoyable read. The weird title got my attention, and I didn't even realize it was that long until I'd already finished it. :P
fanfic  Justified  slash  gen  pair:TimGutterson/OMC  ref:casefic  ref:banter  via:sunrayravine  au:cjmarlowe  fandom:Justified 
april 2016 by zhena
And the Doors Are Open by gunsandbutter
Inception, Eames/Arthur. Arthur tests a new sedative that's meant to increase suggestibility and compliance, but his adverse reaction is something akin to a love potion -- with long-lingering effects. Whereupon Eames is alternately amused and frightened for his life.
Eames stares at him. And then says, slowly, "Hand me a biscuit, would you, please?"
"Get it yourself," Arthur says, and kisses him.
It's barely a kiss, really, just a fleeting brush of lips, gentle and dry. It's the sort of thing Eames might easily excuse away, attribute to a stumble (whilst seated) or a sudden need for cover (alone in the dreamscape) or a sodding aneurysm, any number of things that would make more sense than Arthur kissing him, but then Arthur pulls away and he’s smiling, eyes crinkled at the corners and breath hot on Eames’s chin, and –
"Oh, fuck me," Arthur says, and shoots himself in the head.
// 15K. Warts-and-all type traditional romance, as Arthur doesn't get less taciturn, and Eames doesn't get less snide about it all. Which I like.
fanfic  Inception  slash  pair:Arthur/Eames  ref:plot  ref:sexpollen  ref:banter  ref:humor  au:gunsandbutter  fandom:Inception 
april 2016 by zhena
Newts by astolat
Harry Potter, Harry/Draco. "'I’m twenty-eight!' Harry said. 'I've been an Auror for ten years! You want me to go back to Hogwarts now?'" The pure bloods in the Wizengamot plot to keep Chief Auror (and degree-free) Harry from becoming the Minister of Magic, and it involves a politely hostile Hogwarts potions professor. // 14K. Wow. Plotty, smutty, amusing, with a twist 2/3 way through that upends all assumptions. Good job.
fanfic  HarryPotter  slash  pair:HarryPotter/DracoMalfoy  ref:EWE  ref:auror  ref:plot  ref:humor  ref:angst  ref:banter  ref:enemysex  ref:enemyslash  au:astolat  fandom:HarryPotter 
april 2016 by zhena
The End of All Our Exploring by hedda62
Lewis, Lewis/Hathaway. "James Hathaway often thought that at his christening he must have been cursed, by an underhanded and satirical fairy, with the twin blessings of an excellent memory and an inability to run away from his past."
He made a face. "Twisted my bloody knee. Would be on top of a great hill." The constables were leading their suspect away. "If you give me an arm..."
"All of me, if you want it."
The world paused; waited, refusing to breathe. Oh hell; he hadn't gone and said it, not now... If not now, when? And if not here... oh, batter me up and fry me, you flipping God. Who finishes quests on Glastonbury Tor? He who must be forced to admit he's engaged on them, I suppose. "All of me," he repeated. "You know that." He kept his gaze on Lewis's face.
"Yeah. Yeah, I do." They couldn't seem to look away from each other. "Just the arm will do, for the moment. Shoulder, maybe."
//8K. Hathaway POV. Really great use of Zoe Suskin, and random allusions from liturgy to Monty Python. The author's additional description is accurate: "some long-awaited sex and a few bad words, overwhelmed by ridiculous amounts of literary allusion and exploratory metaphor." Basically the Lewis fic I've been wanting, and I'm happy to have found it. :D
fanfic  Lewis  slash  pair:RobbieLewis/JamesHathaway  ref:pining  ref:banter  ref:first-time  ref:academia  ref:meta  au:hedda62  fandom:Lewis 
march 2016 by zhena
On Demand by isagel
Lewis, Lewis/Hathaway. "'Can you pee on demand, Sergeant?' Lewis asks." Indeed Hathaway can.
At six minutes, he’s simply waiting, eyes forward on the crack in the white tile that has been there unmended since January, arms at his side, fingers loosely curled. Apart from the way he’s conscious of his bladder, the pressure in it, it’s not that different from the stillness of kneeling on a church floor. He has experience with being still.
// O_o; Taking off from that episode where he gets poisoned in passing. I'd not have thought a mildly porny D/s-flavoured pee-fic could describe the relationship here so well, but there it is.
First posted here: http://isagel.dreamwidth.org/270990.html
fanfic  Lewis  slash  pair:RobbieLewis/JamesHathaway  ref:ep-related  ref:banter  ref:watersports  ref:D/s  au:isagel  fandom:Lewis 
march 2016 by zhena
The Declarative Case by lamardeuse
Lewis, Lewis/Hathaway. After Lewis retires, Hathaway resigns as well -- and inadvertantly announces his intentions with an impulsive kiss. //Post s6 (and presupposes no s7+). Sequence of fics in which they work it out with all the usual stuff involved, culminating in a B&B in Cornwall. Alternating POVs, eventual porn.
* Intentions, http://archiveofourown.org/works/466389
* Beginnings, http://archiveofourown.org/works/476991
* Shift, http://archiveofourown.org/works/502101
* Choices, http://archiveofourown.org/works/573992
* Momentum, http://archiveofourown.org/works/680504
fanfic  Lewis  slash  pair:RobbieLewis/JamesHathaway  ref:series  ref:humor  ref:angst  ref:pining  ref:postcanon  ref:first-time  ref:banter  ref:bffs-to-lovers  au:lamardeuse 
march 2016 by zhena
Rebound (sort of) by two-steps-left
Cable & Deadpool. After Nate blows himself up with Providence, Wade has lots of free time on his hands. // Angsty fluff, HEA.
fanfic  Cable-and-Deadpool  gen  pair:Cable/Deadpool  pair:WadeWilson/NathanSummers  ref:angst  ref:banter  au:two-steps-left  fandom:Cable&Deadpool 
february 2016 by zhena
Giving the Game Away by poisonivory
Daredevil, Matt/Foggy. "'You weren't supposed to fall in love with him, dumbass.' Stick pays a visit." Stick informs Matt of something he ought to have been aware of himself. Self-recriminations and pointless self-endangerment ensue. // Hardcore pining fic, but non-smutty HEA. Really IC for the show charas.
fanfic  Daredevil  slash  pair:MattMurdock/FoggyNelson  ref:pining  ref:angst  ref:banter  ref:miscommunication  au:poisonivory  fandom:Daredevil 
february 2016 by zhena
If Ever Joy Surrounds You (You Have to Let It) by KiaraSayre
Daredevil, Matt/Foggy. "It's weird how weird things aren't between Matt and Foggy. Particularly when they're talking about boners." // The awkward period where Foggy (POV) adjusts to new revelations about Matt's vigilantism and the not-so-new revelation that Matt's been aware of Foggy's attraction to him since they were avocado wannabes. More a slice of life thing (almost but not quite curtains), lots and lots of patching up Matt with a first aid kit, no real plot per se, no smut, but some resolution. Mostly it's kind of sweet.
fanfic  Daredevil  slash  pair:MattMurdock/FoggyNelson  ref:postcanon  ref:banter  ref:molasses  ref:domestic  au:KiaraSayre  fandom:Daredevil 
january 2016 by zhena
Reports May Have Been Exaggerated by Fahye
Spy, Susan/Rayna, Susan/Ford. Susan, Ford, Rayna via prison, and Nancy are an unlikely foursome taking down a Russian gunrunner. Meanwhile, Ford has made sure everyone in the Agency knows that Susan is a sexual impressario; too bad she can't recall any of it. // Funny fic! I've never seen the movie, but still funny.
"Yeah? That's nothing. Cooper's Kegel muscles are like a fucking vise. I came so hard I literally regressed to a previous life, and the next morning my dick had a fucking U-bend in it. Like a fucking kitchen drain."
"Oh, hi, Susan," said Sharon feebly, as Alan recovered his jaw from where it'd been descending towards the floor, and the new analyst--Mandy? no, Marla--gave Susan an impressed look that suggested she was ten seconds away from asking her to recommend a pilates instructor.
fanfic  Spy  femslash  het  pair:SusanCooper/RaynaBoyanov  pair:SusanCooper/RickFord  yuletide  yuletide2015  ref:postcanon  ref:enemyslash  ref:banter  ref:humor  ref:spies  via:proteinscollide  au:Fahye  fandom:MiscFilms 
january 2016 by zhena
Grin and Bare It by roseveare
Haven, Nathan/Audrey/Duke. "Nathan's caught a dose of a particularly embarrassing Trouble, Duke wants in on the hilarity, and Haven is just not letting up as Audrey and co struggle to keep a lid on the chaos. Some Troubles, you just have to grin and bare 'em..." // 14K. Two words: mass. nudity. :D This one's a fun read. Set in an 'idealized' S1-S2, no smut, just shipping. (And stripping.) Nice balm for anyone suffering from wtf finale.
fanfic  Haven  slash  het  gen  pair:DukeCrocker/NathanWuornos/AudreyParker  ref:OT3  ref:curse  ref:casefic  ref:banter  ref:humor  au:roseveare  fandom:Haven 
january 2016 by zhena
Distance Between by thingswithwings
Captain America, Steve/Sam. "Sam's doing paperwork when aliens come through a rift in space and start attacking New York." Sam imagines what Captain America might be like. Then he meets Steve Rogers ... who might be hitting on him. // Sam POV, introspective fic with Sam (and his therapist) tackling his issues about himself and his hero complex, then ramping up the issues via Steve. It starts with Avengers timeline, then skips around in the CA2 film with in-between-the-scenes (which is a bit too bad as I'd also have liked to read a Sam POV on the actual scenes). More to the gen side than the slash side overall. Good OCs.
fanfic  CaptainAmerica  slash  pair:SteveRogers/SamWilson  ref:backstory  ref:missing-scene  ref:banter  ref:molasses  au:thingswithwings  fandom:CaptainAmerica 
january 2016 by zhena
Time Enough for Rocking When We're Old by Chash
The 100, Bellamy/Clarke. College student Clarke hits Craigslist in search of cheaper rent and finds an excellent offer -- if she's willing to marry the landlord for a few years.
boston > boston/camb/brook > housing > apts by owner
$2-300 Roxbury small room in 3-br 1-bath house, spouse preferred (Roxbury)
Pair of siblings looking for housemate. Due to extenuating circumstances I will share with interested parties, I would prefer a roommate who is willing to get married for legitimate personal reasons that do not include sex or anything sketchy. If not interested in marriage, room still available for $300/month plus utilities. Pets okay, no smokers, NO DRUG USE.
Please don't just email me to tell me this is fucked up, I know it is, you really don't have to tell me.
If you are interested in the marriage part, a female spouse is preferred, but male would be okay too. I promise I will explain this if you really want details, but I'm not putting it online. Serious inquiries only.
// 15K. Rom-com AU. LOL. I know zilch about this TV show, and zilch knowledge is required for the fic, which reads like a origfic short story. The situation is fun, as is the fanfic (classic Chash).
fanfic  The100  het  pair:ClarkeGriffin/BallamyBlake  AU  ref:pretendcouple  ref:marriage-of-convenience  ref:banter  ref:humor  ref:plot  ref:domestic  ref:curtainfic  ref:college  ref:kidfic  via:sophia_sol  au:chash  fandom:MiscTV 
january 2016 by zhena
Cold Light by novembersmith
Haven, Nathan/Audrey/Duke. Duke has a visit from an old friend while Audrey and Nathan investigate a series of exsanguinations that are somehow connected with the tides. On the side, Audrey decides to get Nathan laid, which naturally doesn't go as planned. // 33K S1 casefic. The case mildly confused me (and the last part reads like au got in a hurry), and a few of the character points got jossed by the show (don't care); pretty enjoyable read otherwise. I like the S1 setting.
* "Take Two," http://archiveofourown.org/works/143826 5K PWP followup fic, threesome.
fanfic  Haven  het  slash  pair:DukeCrocker/NathanWuornos/AudreyParker  yuletide  yuletide2010  ref:casefic  ref:curse  ref:OT3  ref:yenta  ref:first-time  ref:frenemies  ref:banter  ref:pwp  au:novembersmith  fandom:Haven 
january 2016 by zhena
Would You Hold It Against Me by Toft
Spy, Susan/Rayna. "'Ugh, it's you,' is the first thing Rayna says when Susan gets her out of prison." CIA agent Susan winds up with the foul-mouthed former mob doyenne on a parole deal camping in her spare room. Strictly temporarily.// 5K. LOLOL. Oddly domestic, considering. So much banter.
fanfic  Spy  femslash  pair:SusanCooper/RaynaBoyanov  yuletide  yuletide2015  ref:postcanon  ref:enemyslash  ref:banter  ref:humor  ref:domestic  ref:curtainfic  au:Toft  fandom:MiscFilms 
january 2016 by zhena
'Tis the Season to Be Murdered by Liadt
Avengers, gen. Steed and Mrs. Peel investigate mysterious murders by Christmas decorations. // Good job: strictly IC, and exactly as bizarre and silly an as actual episode.
“You have been busy,” said Emma, walking into Steed’s flat. The last time she had visited the walls had been bare, but now they were festooned with row upon row of cards. “Those are somewhat drab.” Emma pointed at the offending row of cards.
“They’re from fellows detained at Her Majesty’s Pleasure. They mainly wish me a merry Christmas and death in the New Year,” said Steed.
“It’s nice they want you to have a good Christmas.”
“I feel terrible about not sending a card back, but what can I do when they are sent anonymously?”
Emma nodded in sympathy at Steed’s predicament.
fanfic  Avengers  gen  pair:JohnSteed|EmmaPeel  yuletide  yuletide2015  ref:plot  ref:casefic  ref:banter  ref:humor  au:Liadt  fandom:MiscTV 
december 2015 by zhena
Numerical Data by hollybennett123
Bond, 007/Q. "Q has shagged James Bond nine times and his life is a disaster." James uses his persuasive powers to make it ten. // 9K. Extended, exceedingly PWP, a great deal of banter, a very small side order of cats and domestic arrangements. Not esp. spoilery for anything.
fanfic  JamesBond  slash  pair:007/Q  ref:PWP  ref:banter  ref:domestic  ref:UST  via:popular  au:hollybennett123  fandom:JamesBond 
december 2015 by zhena
The Three Second Answer by seperis
Due South, RayK/Fraser. One night in a dark tent in the Arctic, Ray has an epiphany: Fraser kidnapped him from Chicago, and somehow he didn't notice. Fraser admits nothing, but Ray will solve this crime. // LOLOL. Ray POV. I haven't read this one before?! I love that there can still be old fics popping up like this. This one doesn't go anywhere smutty, but it's amusing in a very dS way from top to bottom, featuring Totally Oblivious Ray.
"But I would have stayed in Chicago," Fraser says, pinning him before he gets to the tent flap in a very-warm, not-cold-at-all kind of way. When he's less freaked out, Ray wants to explore that. "And we can go back. Ray. Ray. Ray. Stop trying to die in the snow. You're upsetting Dief. Wolves are hypersensitive to discord within the pack--"

Dief, blocking the tent flap, gives Ray a disappointed look, a "being moved to Canada is no reason to die in the snow" look. "You were in on it!" Ray says, trying and failing to point at Dief. "Weren't you?"

Dief barks acknowledgment.

Ray gives up. He's outnumbered, in the Arctic, and actually really comfortable. "I can't believe you moved me to Canada and didn't tell me."
fanfic  Due-South  slash  pair:Fraser/Kowalski  ref:post-cotw  ref:camping  ref:Arctic  ref:banter  au:seperis  fandom:DueSouth 
november 2015 by zhena
Last Night on Earth by kedgeree
Inception, Arthur/Eames. "Eames is on the run for his life, and if this is really it, if his number really is about to be up, there's one thing left on his to-do list: Arthur." // 14K. Eames (POV) is convinced that his murder is imminent, so he throws everything he's got into romancing and seducing Arthur ... w/o ever telling him what's going on, natch. Lots of smut, lots of ~feeeelings, v.v. heavy on banter, awfully readable.
fanfic  Inception  slash  pair:Arthur/Eames  ref:postcanon  ref:angst  ref:pining  ref:banter  ref:first-time  ref:miscommunication  via:shadowkeeper  au:kedgeree  fandom:Inception 
november 2015 by zhena
It Doesn't Take You Away from Yourself by scioscribe
James Bond, Q/OMC, Bond/Q. "Q thinks he can't imagine anything worse than three days at a conference with James Bond as his bodyguard. Bond thinks that's showing a lack of imagination. He may be right." // Q POV. More conversational than anything, though a menace does pop up eventually. (Still haven't seen this movie, but that didn't bother me much when reading this. I like her fics generally.)
fanfic  JamesBond  slash  pair:007/Q  ref:skyfall  ref:spectre  ref:postcanon  ref:banter  ref:angst  ref:pining  ref:academia  ref:spies  au:scioscribe  fandom:JamesBond 
november 2015 by zhena
Tik Tok by binz, shiplizard
Rivers of London/Forever, Peter & Lucas, Walid & Henry. "Well, tonight he either saved Henry from being spied on by UNIT or he got a British visitor drunk and gave him a really fun club crawl to cheer him up. Either way, victory. Good job, team." // Lucas POV. Meet-cute: So Lucas's Internet nerd-buddy is in NYC on biz and turns out to be, surprise, Peter. I've not watched Forever, but this is rather fun anyway. Background unseen shenanigans with Walid and Henry. Could have sworn I'd saved this one; evidently not.
* "Nil Mea Refert," http://archiveofourown.org/works/4256016 Peter POV, sort followup fic.
fanfic  Rivers-of-London  Forever  gen  pair:PeterGrant|LucasWahl  ref:xover  ref:humor  ref:banter  au:binz  au:shiplizard  fandom:RiversOfLondon  fandom:MiscTV 
november 2015 by zhena
Sealed with a Kiss by Faith Wood (faithwood)
Harry Potter, Harry/Draco. When Draco learns that Harry's been secretly dosed with a love potion that activates with a kiss, he's determined to be the first in line. For humiliation-of-Potter purposes. Of course. // 45K. Mostly a romp, with some holiday-type content and eventual porn.
fanfic  HarryPotter  slash  pair:HarryPotter/DracoMalfoy  ref:postcanon  ref:eighth-year  ref:curse  ref:dubcon  ref:humor  ref:banter  via:norah  au:faithwood  fandom:HarryPotter 
october 2015 by zhena
Protosnape by Suite Samba
Harry Potter, Snape/Harry. "When WWW decides to add Headmaster Snape to their Wizarding Heroes Action Figure line, Harry begins a correspondence with Snape’s cousin to iron out the details of the prototype. Albert Prince Jr. has some very specific ideas, and Harry soon finds himself counting buttons and measuring cauldron bottoms in a bid to get the action figure to market, and to find out a bit more about this mysterious cousin." // LOLOL. In which Snape's cranky cousin sounds remarkably like Snape himself. Not too long; HEA.
fanfic  HarryPotter  slash  pair:HarryPotter/SeverusSnape  ref:EWE  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:epistolary  ref:mistakenID  ref:disguise  ref:fixit  via:helenthesecond  au:SuiteSamba  fandom:HarryPotter 
september 2015 by zhena
Crowley and Aziraphale Save The World by afrai
Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley. "Crowley and Aziraphale have to get married for Reasons." // Genish. Short and cuddly. Also there's this tag: "The inevitability of evil hipster Crowley"
fanfic  GoodOmens  slash  pair:Aziraphale/Crowley  ref:marriage-of-convenience  ref:banter  ref:humor  au:afrai  fandom:GoodOmens 
september 2015 by zhena
The Smallest Things by tinsnip
DS9, Garak/Bashir. Bashir (POV) launches into an exchange of mail with Garak, who is on Caradassia, about literature, that eventually focuses on one especial book recommendation. // As usual, what they're discussing on the surface is related to the actual topic of interest. I love that sort of thing. I'd read another letter-exchange fic years back, and I thought this was it at first; nope, different fic. I don't get the whole Cure lyrics thing, but it's ignorable. Mildly angsty, cuts off before any sexy teims ensue.

* "Mint Car," http://archiveofourown.org/works/816009 Fluffy follow-up fic, Garak POV, in which they try being in an established relationship for a few days. Fairly angst-free, nothing explicit.
fanfic  DS9  slash  pair:Garak/JulianBashir  ref:postcanon  ref:epistolary  ref:alien-wtf  ref:bffs-to-lovers  ref:banter  ref:established  au:tinsnip  fandom:DS9 
july 2015 by zhena
I Don't Wanna Be Your Superman by paperclipbitch
Young Avengers, Kate/America. Billy and Teddy drag Kate along to Comicon, so she goes incognito as ... herself. And meets someone less than impressed.
The girl's name is America, and she is utterly unrepentant about hating on Kate's costume. Kate actually likes this one; it's less shiny, and the hip panels are cute without making her feel overexposed. There's a lot of women here in that costume Carol will never live down, and she admires them for it.

"I’m just saying, you tried, but it's shitty," America says.

Okay, so Kate didn’t bring her good bow with her, but this stuff is authentic. "What are you supposed to be?" she asks, making a show of inspecting America's clothes. "Insanely Hot Latina Captain America?"

America looks at her, amusement quirking her mouth. "Was some of that description meant to stay in your head?"
//This is a 616 AU where Kate didn't meet America until much later. And Kate's generally filled with fail, and America, as usual, is far too cool. Fun, fun.
fanfic  YoungAvengers  femslash  pair:KateBishop/AmericaChavez  AU  ref:616  ref:fork  ref:roleplay  ref:humor  ref:banter  via:blottingtheink  au:paperclipbitch  fandom:YoungAvengers 
july 2015 by zhena
Keep Throwing Things and Slamming the Door by Traincat
Fantastic Four/Spider-Man, Johnny/Peter. "Waking up in a stranger's bed is not how superhero Johnny Storm planned on spending the morning after the night before." Johnny hooks up with a photographer from the Daily Bugle at She-Hulk's wedding. Johnny might be smitten a bit, but it turns out the guy has the hots for his favorite subject, Spider-Man. // This one's pretty fun. Includes nude selfies on the Internet and amusing Man-Wolf havok in the background.
fanfic  FantasticFour  Spiderman  slash  pair:PeterParker/JohnnyStorm  ref:616  ref:banter  ref:humor  ref:secret-identities  ref:BFFs-to-lovers  au:traincat  fandom:MiscMarvel  via:exclamations 
june 2015 by zhena
Say You Will, Say You Won't by Traincat
Spiderman/Fantastic Four, Peter/Johnny. Johnny persuades Peter to help him out by temporarily marrying him so he can evade a marriage commitment from the Negative Zone. // Fun, goofy -- particularly when all the villains start commiserating with Spider-man because Torch has married some nobody named Parker. The usual ending for these sorts of things.
fanfic  Spiderman  slash  pair:PeterParker/JohnnyStorm  ref:616  ref:marriage-of-convenience  ref:banter  ref:humor  ref:BFFs-to-lovers  au:traincat  fandom:MiscMarvel 
may 2015 by zhena
Between Conspirators by mahaliem
Harry Potter, Harry/Draco. "Someone tries to recruit Draco to help kill Harry. Fortunately (?), Draco has a plan to stop the mysterious would-be assassin." // Department head and Malfoy approaches Head Auror Potter (POV) with his quandry, and the two middle-aged divorced dudes put their heads together. In various ways. Humor, banter, mild mystery, not very long.
fanfic  HarryPotter  slash  pair:HarryPotter/DracoMalfoy  ref:postcanon  ref:auror  ref:banter  ref:humor  au:mahaliem  fandom:HarryPotter 
april 2015 by zhena
More Than That by joosetta
Harry Potter, Harry/Draco. "This is a story about two 52 year old men who refuse to age gracefully." Divorced Malfoy (POV) has been teaching potions at Hogwarts for over a decade when auror retiree and fellow divorced dude Potter is hired as the new DADA teacher. // Gently funny, rather sweet, with a background plot of sorts.
fanfic  HarryPotter  slash  pair:HarryPotter/DracoMalfoy  ref:postcanon  ref:banter  ref:teacher  ref:molasses  au:joosetta  fandom:HarryPotter 
march 2015 by zhena
For the Public Good by blamebrampton
Harry Potter, Harry/Draco. "Harry is loaned to the Muggle government to assist relations between the two governments after the London bombings. When his counterpart in the Communications team comes to him with evidence of a plot to expose wizarding Britain, he is all ears. And only in part because the messenger has such a familiar voice." // Harry as security to the prime minister, and Draco as a PR toff and amateur writer of newspaper screeds. As for eggsotik UK politics, google is helpful. Entertaining.
fanfic  HarryPotter  slash  pair:HarryPotter/DracoMalfoy  ref:postcanon  ref:plot  ref:banter  ref:politics  ref:mystery  au:blamebrampton  fandom:HarryPotter 
march 2015 by zhena
4 Clues That You're Secretly the Protagonist of a Romantic Comedy by sarcasticsra
Cracked: After Hours, Daniel/Soren, AU. Dan, who is Katie's new assistant photographer/gopher/secretary/person, experiences a romcom Meet Cute in coffeeshop. // An AU of what's already an AU, which is weirdly meta and comes complete with an in-fic tropes discussion.
fanfic  Cracked  Cracked:AfterHours  slash  pair:SorenBowie/DanielOBrien  ref:meta  ref:banter  ref:UST  ref:nerds  ref:meet-cute  au:sarcasticsra  fandom:Cracked 
march 2015 by zhena
Sex, Lies and UNCLE by Annehiggins
Man from Uncle, Napoleon/Illya. "The need to flush out a blackmailer force Illya and Napoleon into playing the role of lovers. Then things get complicated."
// 51K. Double case fic, one case following on/related to the previous. This is an "updated" version of the TV show "Man from Uncle," where updated = 1990s, when the fic was written. Pen communicators, and no cell phones here!

Some epithet issues (the older man, the younger man, the taller man, the American, the Russian, etc.), but they're not too intrusive. Lots of people dying, one off-screen rape, and several past rapes brought up in passing, homophobia galore (in a '90s way) and the kind of weird assumption that OF COURSE Illya's a bottom.

Otherwise, old skool zine-style ficcage with lots competence porn and intricate twists. Pretty engrossing read.
fanfic  ManFromUncle  slash  ref:plot  ref:spies  ref:casefic  ref:pretendcouple  ref:competence  ref:pricklypair  ref:banter  ref:noncon  ref:oldschool  via:shadowkeeper  au:AnneHiggins  fandom:MUNCLE 
february 2015 by zhena
9 Strangely Arousing Things in Doctor Who by kaydeefalls
Cracked: After Hours/Doctor Who, gen(ish). " Why (Dan thinks) Doctor Who is super sexy. (In which Dan geeks out, Katie wants a Doctor-shaped boy toy of her very own, Michael should never be allowed anywhere near a sonic screwdriver, and Soren wants nothing to do with your British nerd show.)" // OMG, yuletide, ILU. This is wonderful. So meta, much lol. It's *exactly* like an episode of this web series, but with Fun Surprise Slash Content.
fanfic  Cracked:AfterHours  gen  slash  pair:SorenBowie/DanielOBrien  yuletide  yuletide2014  ref:meta  ref:xover  ref:banter  ref:humor  ref:UST  ref:nerds  au:kaydeefalls  fandom:DoctorWho  Cracked  fandom:Cracked 
january 2015 by zhena
Bullets Are a Nuisance by misura
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Harry/Perry. "Harry gets shot. Again. He takes it like a man. Who's been, you know, shot." // Vignette, dialogue.
"Be honest," Harry said. "It's bad, isn't it? Give it to me straight, I can take it. And I don't mean 'straight' as in 'not gay' - I mean, that would be ridiculous, because you are gay, you're Gay Perry and I'm your favorite assistant slash boyfriend, which might make me gay, too, except that - "

"You're my only assistant slash boyfriend," Perry said. "Trust me, if I had another one, any other one, they'd be my favorite."
fanfic  KissKissBangBang  slash  pair:HarryLockhart/PerryvanShrike  yuletide  yuletide2014  ref:vignette  ref:banter  ref:humor  au:misura  fandom:MiscFilms 
december 2014 by zhena
(re)Scheduling Conflict Resolution by misura
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Harry/Harmony, Harry/Perry. "Harry Lockhart is (arguably) a lucky son of a bitch. Or just, like, two people's favorite chew toy or whatever." That is, Harmony's had a rough day and wants to use Harry on a night he's scheduled for Perry. // LOL. Not a threesome fic! Mostly dialogue, mostly them being themselves, which means terrible people.
fanfic  KissKissBangBang  slash  het  gen  pair:HarryLockhart/PerryvanShrike  pair:HarryLockhart/HarmonyLane  yuletide  yuletide2014  ref:banter  ref:humor  au:misura  fandom:MiscFilms 
december 2014 by zhena
What Happens on Providence by rallamajoop
Cable & Deadpool, Cable/Deadpool. "Wade has a very, very serious complaint to make about the management around these parts. Trouble is, Nate might just have a solution." Specifically, there are no hookers in paradise! Wade's willing to make due with the local messiah. // PWP. office blowjob exchange. hee.
fanfic  Cable-and-Deadpool  slash  pair:Cable/Deadpool  pair:WadeWilson/NathanSummers  yuletide  yuletide2014  ref:PWP  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:officesex  ref:first-time  au:rallamajoop  fandom:Cable&Deadpool 
december 2014 by zhena
So You Woke Up in a Slash Fanfic by airspaniel
Chris Bucholz Advice Columns (Cracked.com), meta. "I showed up to work today, and I'm a barista at an indie coffee shop called 'Perk Up.'" / Well, while I can see where you might want a career with a little more upward mobility, there's nothing wrong with being a barista. / "I'm usually an accountant." / Oh. // ~1K. LOLOLOL. Meta! Advice for a man who has just woken up gay in a coffeeshop slash AU.
NB: All the original images but one can be seen in the fic here: https://web.archive.org/web/20150111221516/https://archiveofourown.org/works/2822990
fanfic  Internet  Cracked  slash  ref:meta  ref:humor  ref:banter  yuletide  yuletide2014  ref:pastiche  ref:woke-up-gay  ref:officeworkers  ref:coffeeshop  fandom:MiscInternet  au:airspaniel  fandom:Cracked 
december 2014 by zhena
Gentle Antidote by x_los
Lord Peter, Peter/Harriet, AU. "At twenty-one, Harriet Vane gets her Name. It's rather longer than she expected."// Soulbond AU in the DLS universe, Harriet POV. I dislike soulbond AUs, but this one works w/o too much violence as the canon already has that mildly alarming love-at-first-glimpse plot. This one borrows bits and bobs from canon situations and dialogue, sets the meeting earlier in the timeline (ca. "Whose Body?"), and works in elaborations of the mechanisms.
fanfic  Lord-Peter  Sayers  het  pair:PeterWimsey/HarrietVane  AU  yuletide  yuletide2014  ref:soulbond  ref:soulmate  ref:fork  ref:meetcute  au:x_los  fandom:LordPeter  ref:banter  ref:pastiche 
december 2014 by zhena
You Can Hear It In the Silence by waldorph
Brooklyn Nine-nine/Captain America, gen(ish). "Sam and Steve pay a visit to the nine-nine." // So, as it turns out, Sam is Holt's nephew. And everyone is determined to land Captain America, Jake (POV) included. LOL. This is rather adorable.
The Captain, at one point, mentioned something about a nephew who worked at the VA stopping by and that seemed boring, so obviously Jake didn't pay attention to that shit at all.

Which is why when CAPTAIN AMERICA walks into the precinct, Jake staples his finger and doesn't realize it for like, six hours. He can only be happy that Scully and Hitchcock leave every day they can at 4:48pm so that they couldn’t bring shame upon the family.
fanfic  via:epaulettes  Brooklyn99  CaptainAmerica  gen  pair:RosaDiaz/SamWilson  ref:xover  ref:team  ref:humor  ref:banter  au:waldorph  fandom:Brooklyn99  fandom:CaptainAmerica 
december 2014 by zhena
Memories Are Made of This by eleveninches
Captain America, Steve/Bucky. "Nearly a year after turning himself into SHIELD and the Avengers, Bucky struggles to find himself in the 21st century. Unfortunately, no one told him about the aliens." // 13K. Yet Another Recovery Fic. Steve and Bucky (POV) hang out in Steve's tiny apartment, then they hang out with Sam and then with Sam and Natasha, and various recruiting efforts aimed at Bucky. Basically, likeable fluff, no smut, no plot per se. :P
fanfic  CaptainAmerica  slash  pair:SteveRogers/BuckyBarnes  ref:WS  ref:postcanon  ref:molasses  ref:UST  ref:amnesia  ref:fluff  ref:banter  au:eleveninches  fandom:Avengers  fandom:CaptainAmerica 
october 2014 by zhena
Fenestration and the Art of Self Defense by Airawyn
Avengers, "In which Darcy Lewis catsits for Captain America and Bucky Barnes doesn't use the front door." // That is, Jane sends Darcy -- and her taser -- from London to NYC to set up her new lab; and she also scores Darcy a cat-sitting gig for Steve while she's in town. Darcy thereby discovers that Steve has an occasional maladjusted roommate and that his fire escape is very, very popular. A non-juvenile funny, good genfic with a lot of "Dog Cops." NOT a pairing fic.
fanfic  Avengers  gen  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:bros  via:talitha78  au:Airawyn  fandom:Avengers 
october 2014 by zhena
Unarmed and Loaded by tsukinofaerii
Captain America/Iron Man, gen. Tony Stark, hiding out in his Atlanta office, gets an unexpected visitor who claims to have known his father. // Ignore weird typos, including the one in the summary. Rests on assumption that Steve told no one what he'd discovered, Stark included; it's an interesting angle but really needs to be a lot longer.
fanfic  CaptainAmerica  IronMan  gen  pair:TonyStark|BuckyBarnes  ref:WS  ref:postcanon  ref:banter  au:tsukinofaerii  fandom:Avengers  fandom:IronMan  fandom:CaptainAmerica 
august 2014 by zhena
Paparazzo by Basingstoke
Iron Man/Spider-man, Tony/Peter. Peter pops up to save Iron Man from accidental!Electro, and Tony is intrigued and handsy and Peter is curious. // Movie universes collide, with FF cameo. Cute and porny.
fanfic  IronMan  Avengers  pair:TonyStark/PeterParker  ref:xover  ref:first-time  ref:banter  via:Harpijka  au:basingstoke  fandom:IronMan  fandom:Avengers 
august 2014 by zhena
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