Life of Crime by neveralarch
july 2014 by zhena
Hawkeye/Avengers 616, AU!, Clint/Natasha, Natasha/Bucky, Clint/Bucky, Clint/Natasha/Bucky, Clint/Carol, Kate/America (holy cow...). "As a supervillain/supercriminal/contract worker with a morality deficit, Clint Barton leads a glamorous life. You know, stolen cars, dangerous women, a really confusing relationship with a meddling do-gooder, the works. It's pretty awesome. Except for, uh, medical bills, the mob, and being on the run all the time. That part isn't all that awesome. (A supervillain AU where Clint shoots arrows at people and gets beat up a lot. So, not really that much of an AU.)"het via:exclamations fanfic Avengers Hawkeye YoungAvengers slash pair:ClintBarton/NatashaRomanova pair:NatashaRomanova/BuckyBarnes pair:ClintBarton/BuckyBarnes pair:ClintBarton/NatashaRomanova/BuckyBarnes pair:ClintBarton/CarolDanvers pair:KateBishop/AmericaChavez pair:SteveRogers|BuckyBarnes AU ref:616 ref:role-reversal ref:UST ref:pining ref:d/s ref:fuckbuddies ref:fisting ref:poly ref:banter ref:enemysex ref:prison ref:roughsex ref:wallsex ref:first-time ref:established ref:best-of-rec au:neveralarch fandom:Avengers fandom:MiscMarvel ref:humor fandom:YoungAvengers
It's weird, sometimes, when Clint realizes that he isn't the only one with some heavy shit going on. Yeah, he's an ex-carnie and an ex-con, currently the best marksman in the world, with about thirty warrants out on him for everything from grand theft auto to shooting that one senator in the leg. But Bucky was Captain America's sidekick, and then a brainwashed KGB assassin, and now he's a security consultant for supervillains. That's real drama.// 35K, Fraction/Aja Hawkeye AU where Clint, Kate, Natasha, and Bucky are all firmly on the villainous side of the fence but otherwise pretty much themselves. Short version: Clint (POV) is a happy, slutty masochist and occasional well-paid minion of the Winter Soldier who loves his dayjob and pissing off/ogling the Avengers (even though Carol keeps frying his hearing aids). Awesome fanfic. It's crazy, hilarious, periodically porny, and Clint and Natasha's take on an "open relationship" leads to an inspired final confrontation. (Ha, Barney is an FBI agent here. And the single point of agreement for everyone -- good guys and bad guys alike -- is "Everyone wants to fuck Captain America," who appears to be oblivious to the general interest. LOLOLOL.) A+++ will read again sometime. Time for kitchen-sink tagging. eta: Reading again. I love this fanfic.
If they made a movie about everyone's respective lives, Bucky and Natasha would get blockbuster thrillers with lots of sex and explosions. Clint would probably get some indie movie with a lot of angst and some weird dream sequences. Maybe a few seconds of full frontal nudity. It actually sounds kind of nice.
Captain Marvel tackles Clint from behind, and he starts paying attention to his job again.
july 2014 by zhena
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related tagsAU ⊕ au:neveralarch ⊕ Avengers ⊕ fandom:Avengers ⊕ fandom:MiscMarvel ⊕ fandom:YoungAvengers ⊕ fanfic ⊕ Hawkeye ⊕ het ⊕ pair:ClintBarton/BuckyBarnes ⊕ pair:ClintBarton/CarolDanvers ⊕ pair:ClintBarton/NatashaRomanova ⊕ pair:ClintBarton/NatashaRomanova/BuckyBarnes ⊕ pair:KateBishop/AmericaChavez ⊕ pair:NatashaRomanova/BuckyBarnes ⊕ pair:SteveRogers|BuckyBarnes ⊕ ref:616 ⊕ ref:banter ⊕ ref:best-of-rec ⊕ ref:d/s ⊕ ref:enemysex ⊕ ref:established ⊕ ref:first-time ⊕ ref:fisting ⊕ ref:fuckbuddies ⊕ ref:humor ⊕ ref:pining ⊕ ref:poly ⊕ ref:prison ⊕ ref:role-reversal ⊕ ref:roughsex ⊕ ref:UST ⊕ ref:wallsex ⊕ slash ⊕ via:exclamations ⊕ YoungAvengers ⊕
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