zhena + hobbit   3

The Latest Dream I Ever Dreamed on the Cold Hill’s Side by acaramelmacchiato
The Hobbit, Bard/Thranduil. Bard, whose town was lately burnt down by a dragon, find himself oppressed by Thranduil's peculiar ideas of romance.
"Bard of Laketown! Here comes the beloved father of the Elves of the Northern Wood, Thranduil, Son of Oropher, King of the Woodland Realm and Master of the Eryn Lasgalen Appellation, Slayer of the Spawn of Ungoliant, who fought with Gil-Galad at Dagorlad! Stand back outside and open up within!"
So Bard got out of bed.
"Good morning," said Thranduil, who was standing inside almost as soon as the door was open, clad in gemstones and the white pelts of northern minks. "I thought we might go for a walk."
Bard looked at the straight lines of elves outside; pursuivants, officers and heralds of arms, followed by the royal guard’s halberdiers and cavalry.
"I need to find a shirt," he said.
* "This is why I sojourn here," https://archiveofourown.org/works/3212987 "The continued adventures of Bard and Thranduil, recently married-to-each-other nonsingle dads. Bard gets sued. Thranduil tries to help." // Dwarves are ruiners.
fanfic  Hobbit  slash  pair:Bard/Thranduil  ref:humor  ref:courting  ref:finance  ref:marriage  ref:miscommunication  au:acaramelmacchiato  fandom:LotR 
january 2017 by zhena
The Apprentice by eyebrowofdoom
Hobbit, Thorin/OMC. "Thorin has taken work in a town of Men in a stony river valley, and must make do with local talent. He did not expect to be quite so popular." Thorin, who is short, hairy, gruff, and unimpressed with everyone, is incredibly competent with a hammer. Not a few find this attractive. He's only in it for the money, so the rest of it puzzles him a great deal. // "Bitter Smithing" tag. Thorin POV. I'd not read this before. It's super interesting and detailed and filled with detailed smithing and smut and the OCs are all really well done.
fanfic  Hobbit  slash  pair:ThorinOakenshield/OMC  ref:backstory  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  ref:competence  ref:interspecies  au:eyebrowofdoom  fandom:LotR 
november 2015 by zhena
Fools Barge In by sath
The Hobbit, Bard/Thranduil. Setup + sequel:
* "Taking Licenses," http://archiveofourown.org/works/3275807 "Bard is told that the only way he can renew his barge license is by having sex with Thranduil."
* "Unauthorized Caulk," http://archiveofourown.org/works/3370280 "Bard's shipping paperwork is never in order. Or, Bard and Thranduil keep coming up with ridiculous reasons to have sex with each other."
// "Bureaucracy" tag! That is, Alfrid's mistranslation informs Bard he must "take the mare’s part in the rearing stallion of trade" to receive a royal warrant for wine imports to Mirkwood; Bard is a law-abiding citizen. I'm sorry I'd not read these before; they're funny/adorable.
fanfic  Hobbit  slash  pair:Bard/Thranduil  ref:humor  ref:roleplay  au:sath  fandom:LotR  ref:miscommunication 
may 2015 by zhena

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