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Fic: How to Woo the Winter Soldier [steve/bucky, captain america]
“I think I’m ready to date again,” Steve said.

“What,” Natasha said.

“What?” Clint said, lowering his binoculars. He blinked at the dumbstruck look on the Captain’s face, then followed his gaze to where he was staring dopily at—at the Winter fucking Soldier.

“Steve, no,” Clint groaned.

Or: Steve courts the Winter Soldier.
mcu  captain.america  avengers  pairing:james."bucky".barnes/steve.rogers  author:writeonclara  (content:humor)  (content:courtship)  (content:identity.porn)  via:midnightbex 
march 2019 by yarngeek
Fic: Wanted [mckay/sheppard, sga]
And under ‘Business Services’, something John’s never seen before among all the requests for food, porn, geek paraphernalia, and liquor:

WANTED: Sperm donor. Must be intelligent and reasonably attractive. Terms of delivery are negotiable. Interested parties may inquire by leaving notices on this service.

John’s leg slips and kicks over his full coffee mug on the table. “Holy crap,” he blurts, and slams the laptop shut only to find that Rodney has just walked into the room and is frowning at John in a slightly confused way.

“Did you just have an accident?” he asks, seeming disconcerted.
sga  pairing:rodney.mckay/john.sheppard  author:toomuchplor  (content:oblivious.failboats)  (content:humor)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k)  via:midnightbex 
november 2018 by yarngeek
Fic: Save a Horse, Ride a Captain [bucky/steve, captain america au]
Bucky tapped him on the shoulder, swaying back and forth a little as he waited for the man to turn around. “Hello,” he said, and then promptly forgot what else he was going to say, because this guy was fucking beautiful. “Wow. Good face.”

Two of the guy’s friends, a man wearing a suit that fit so well it had to be bespoke and a man with a cute little gap between his front teeth, started cracking up. The petite redhead sitting next to them cocked her head to the side and pulled her phone out of her handbag. Beautiful Face just looked kind of pained, so Bucky redirected. He was a gentleman. He could take a hint. No hitting on beautiful guys who were uncomfortable with that sort of thing, no matter how lickable their jawlines were.

“Hello,” he repeated, doing his best to mind his manners. “I’m very sorry to bother you. Can I have a piggy-back ride?”
mcu  captain.america  avengers  pairing:james."bucky".barnes/steve.rogers  author:galwednesday  (au)  (content:meet.cute)  (content:intoxication)  (content:humor)  [rating:pants]  (words:2501-5k)  via:midnightbex 
january 2018 by yarngeek
Fic: just in it for the game [thor/loki, thor]
“It's excellent rehabilitation for my image,” Loki says, widening his eyes. “They love you, and because of that they'll trust me. You wouldn't ruin this for me, would you?”

Thor glares at him.

Loki’s mouth twitches. “Also, it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.”
mcu  thor  pairing:thor/loki  author:grim_lupine  (content:fake.dating)  (content:humor)  (content:first.time)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k)  via:midnightbex 
december 2017 by yarngeek
Fic: The Milk and Cookies War [clark/lex, smallville]
Clark is standing in his kitchen half-naked, drinking milk directly from the carton.

Lex slides his briefcase onto the counter and performs a quick reality audit. Tuesday. Quarter past seven. He's relatively certain that he's awake, but he also would have sworn Clark wasn't in the penthouse that morning.

"Hey," Clark says, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. He elbows the refrigerator door shut. "Didja get my message?"

In Lex's head, Clark's message sounds like this: "Hi, Lex. Is it okay if I come over tomorrow and drink milk in your kitchen without a shirt? Also, my pajama pants hang a little low so it'll be obvious I don't have any underwear on."

"--drum circles," Clark is saying. "So can I stay for a while?"

"Yes," Lex says, just to see what happens.
smallville  pairing:clark.kent/lex.luthor  author:punk  (genre:future.fic)  (content:domestic)  (content:oblivious.failboats)  (content:humor)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k)  via:midnightbex 
november 2016 by yarngeek
Fic: You Got a Kiss For Me [bilbo/dwalin/thorin, the hobbit au]
"This is not going so well," Bilbo sighed. He'd taken refuge in another tree. At present, nothing was trying to decapitate/maim/consume his flesh, but better to be on the safer side than maimed or decapitated. Or eaten.

"It's only been two days," Bilbo whined, kicking at a nearby branch. "It's like the entire forest is conspiring to keep me from home!"

"Thank goodness for this forsaken forest, then," Fíli said, stalking out of the underbrush and glaring at him from the ground. "Do you know how much bother it's been trying to find you?"
the.hobbit  pairing:bilbo.baggings/dwalin/thorin.oakenshield  author:bubbysbub  (au)  (au:everyone.lives/nobody.dies)  (content:humor)  (content:fix-it)  [rating:pants]  (words25  via:midnightbex 
october 2015 by yarngeek
Fic: Endowment [derek/stiles, teen wolf]
“Look, all I know is, junior year when I joined the lacrosse team regularly he…” Boyd huffs, “actively avoided showering while the team was around.”

“So, he has a small penis,” Derek says, mulling that information over. Boyd shrugs, claps Derek on the back and says,

“Sorry dude.”


... Right, that big dick story where they're they're all jackasses.
teenwolf  pairing:derek.hale/stiles.stilinski  author:captain_loki  (content:misunderstandings)  (content:humor)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:1001-2500)  via:midnightbex 
august 2015 by yarngeek

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