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The Dawn Will Break Before You - thepartyresponsible - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
“Okay, heartbreaker,” he says, “how much to put the tires back on the car?”

Jason rolls his eyes and gestures at him with the lug wrench. “Why don’t I just beat you up and steal your money? Is this the first time you’ve been to a bad part of town? Don’t show me your wallet, asshole. Come on.”

The man heaves a heavy, aggrieved sigh and starts pulling out bills. “Five hundred?” He tries. “Six? We can go to an ATM.”

“You are mugging yourself,” Jason says, oddly impressed. “Holy shit.”
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char:bruce-wayne  trope:occupation(bodyguard)  char:jason-todd  f:dcu  trope:first-meetings  pov:jason-todd  char:tony-stark  au:bodyguard  wc:10k20k  genre:crossover  f:marvel  trope:crime  genre:humor  au:no-capes  type:fic  trope:bad-first-impressions 
april 2018 by toobufftorebuff

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