"A group of 7 or 8 undergraduates were tossing around the bag from a box of Franzia boxed wine as part of some sort of pseudo-pagan spiritual cleansing. Little did I know then that I was witnessing an early version of Slap The Bag -- the first great American drinking game of the 21st Century."

As always, with odorless thinner.

"Warning: Journalist hiding their own opinions by using phrases like 'some people claim'."

"Several years ago, Henry Rollins ranted about the use of the classic recordings by The Stooges in car commercials. Well it has happened again, as Chrysler's 'Imported from Detroit' campaign continues to exploit Detroit."