The first time Eddie suggests they have sex, Venom is, more than anything else, extremely confused. (9,300 words)

Blanket statement: https://archiveofourown.org/users/novembersmith/profile

Gerard always knew that there had to be life on other planets. He just never planned on meeting it. (4,100 words)
Also at https://angelsandkings.dreamwidth.org/29534.html
With art by omens here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/292076 , mix by lucifuge5 here: https://angelsandkings.dreamwidth.org/30122.html with commentary here: https://lucifuge5.dreamwidth.org/70830.html , podfic by andeincascade here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2850968 , and author's commentary here: https://akamine-chan.dreamwidth.org/243024.html

Author permission statement: https://archiveofourown.org/users/akamine_chan/profile
Podficcer permission statement: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Ande/profile
Mixer permission statement: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Lucifuge5/profile
Artist permission statement: https://archiveofourown.org/users/omens/profile

Karkat fawning over how cute his alien boyfriend is and musing on the differences and similarities between their species. While fucking, of course. (4,500 words)

“Bro?” you ask, reaching up to rap on his forehead with your knuckles. Somehow your hand just tangles itself all up in his fine-ass hair and you sort of yank and turn and then two of you are kissing. It’s sloppy and hot and awkward, the angle all wrong and neither one of you used to each other at all, but when he gets your lip between his dull choppers and bites until you’ll bruise it’s just about motherfucking perfect. (8,600 words)
Also at http://homesmut.livejournal.com/17313.html?thread=35008161#t35008161

(Policy clarification: No BP that I could find, but their work has been podficced before.)

"Shit," Frank mutters, and shoves both hands through his hair. He looks around the kitchen like he's gonna find what he should do scratched into the old linoleum, then looks back at the bot. He gnaws on his lip. Fuck it. He already knows what he's gonna do. He's just gotta do it.

Getting down on his knees, he braces a hand on the edge of the crate and leans over the bot. It's dressed in a plain white tee and matching drawstring pants like an escaped mental patient. Frank rolls his neck and cracks his knuckles, shaking the ache out of them before carefully laying his palm against its cheek. He's pretty sure his voice is steady when he says, "Activate."

Nothing happens. Fucking shitty packaging-- the thing's busted. But Frank keeps his hand where it is, jumping a little when he feels the surge of energy beneath it. The robot's skin goes from room temperature to lukewarm, then warm. Frank watches it open its eyes, the light behind them adjusting until they're a pale sort of brown. It looks at him and asks, "Am I dead?" (33,300 words)
Also at http://blue-soaring.dreamwidth.org/247127.html
With art by solarbaby614 and mix by flyingthesky here: http://blue-soaring.dreamwidth.org/246912.html

autoschediastic: Transformative works policy: http://archiveofourown.org/users/autoschediastic/profile

Daken/Venom. Tentacles. Size difference. Xeno. (NSFW)
Also at http://destiny.ponderosa121.com/art-asking-for-it/

This would be so much easier if Daken could talk to the symbiote directly. (4,200 words)
Also at http://blue-soaring.dreamwidth.org/214188.html and http://blue-soaring.insanejournal.com/64684.html and http://idlehands.ponderosa121.com/how-to-embrace-a-swamp-creature/

Transformative works policy: http://archiveofourown.org/users/autoschediastic/profile

Patrick loves the tentacle beds. Bob is not so sure. (5,600 words)
Also at http://mahoni.dreamwidth.org/45809.html and http://mahoni.livejournal.com/603220.html

I’ve been oddly amused by all the shipping dramus on the GamKar tag recently. Clearly, the most reasonable course of action to take is to draw even more GamKar. (With NSFW version)

Sweet GamKar picture (with NSFW version).

"Karkat," you say, because it feels amazing but you can't help yourself, "is that an octopus in your pants or are you just happy to see me?" (1,800 words)

"That is the stupidest pickup line in either of our universes," Karkat says, his face gray-red and his pupils huge, "and I dare you to find out."
With podfic by Rhea here: http://amplificathon.dreamwidth.org/2016642.html
Inspired by "Learning Each Other" by nan here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/232408 (NSFW)

Frank only comes out when he's alone. (4,600 words)
Also at http://blue-soaring.dreamwidth.org/243217.html and http://blue-soaring.insanejournal.com/91311.html and http://idlehands.ponderosa121.com/crack-your-body-crack-my-mind/
With art by s.tori.

Transformative works policy: http://archiveofourown.org/users/autoschediastic/profile

Frank slides his hand all the way up to where Gerard's arm and tentacles fuse at his armpit. The difference between the feel of one beneath his palm and the other is literally the stuff his dreams are made of. His wet dreams. (10,600 words)
Also at http://blue-soaring.dreamwidth.org/244719.html and http://blue-soaring.insanejournal.com/91705.html and http://idlehands.ponderosa121.com/get-naked-i-got-a-plan/
With banner by cee_m

Transformative works policy: http://archiveofourown.org/users/autoschediastic/profile

"But wait," Bob said. "Why does you having tentacles mean we can't date anymore?" (2,600 words)
Also at http://mahoni.dreamwidth.org/24430.html and http://mahoni.livejournal.com/503432.html and http://anon-lovefest.livejournal.com/33408.html?thread=3558016

In which Jack Harkness hits on Chewbacca. (3,500 words)

In which there are tentacles and h/c. (2,400 words)
Also at http://fictionalaspect.livejournal.com/116112.html