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kiki_eng: Elevator Ficlet
In response to "What if the ministry's elevator got stuck? (for an extended period of time)" Anayra Hirialen asked: "What if Voldemort was trapped in the lift, as well as assorted Ministry personnel?" (400 words)
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fandom:harry.potter  medium:fic  creator:kiki_eng  length:-1k  !no.smut  *secondary.fanworks.policy:blanket.permission  concept:crack  focus:tonks  focus:lord.voldemort  posted:2007-07  bookmarked:2019-04  relationship:gen  concept:bets&games 
18 days ago by sylvaine
Sath: The Marvels of Whitby
Brother John just wants to talk about all the absolutely true and wondrous things he finds, like battling snails and barnacle geese. Brother Matthew would much rather tell stories about his bees. (1,100 words)
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4 weeks ago by sylvaine
akamine_chan: run, run, bunny run
“This is a fucking joke, right?” Bob looked at the big metal road sign again through the bus window. “Welcome to Transylvania, Pennsylvania?” He was not amused. They’d broken down in the middle of East Bumfuck, Nowhere and it was dark, cold and rainy outside. The driver said the garage was going to send someone out in the morning to look at the bus; in the meantime there was a hotel nearby where they could hole up. (1,500 words)
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!no.smut  *secondary.fanworks.policy:blanket.permission  medium:fic  fandom:bandom  group:my.chemical.romance  length:1k-5k  relationship:gen  focus:bob  focus:mikey  focus:gerard  beings:animals  beings:vampires  posted:2012-05  bookmarked:2018-12  verse:vampire.kittens  creator:akamine_chan  concept:crack  challenge:birthday.prompt-a-thon 
december 2018 by sylvaine
BuckyKingOfMemes: Uphill Both Ways In The Snow
Bucky provides bad advice and worse humor to all comers, plus occasional stories from the Good Old Days.
Includes such tales as "How the Howlies got their name," "Steve and the Deathbike," and "Cows are Not Horses, Dumbass."
(This story is listed as complete because it doesn't have a story arc, so you're never left on a cliffhanger. But it will continue to update as I answer questions and tell stories over on (currently 48,600 words plus art and recipes)  creator:buckykingofmemes  fandom:avengers  fandom:captain.america  medium:fic  medium:art  relationship:gen  focus:bucky  medium:not!fic  !no.smut  concept:crack  concept:jokes/pranks  bookmarked:2018-05  posted:2017-03  posted:2018-04  *secondary.fanworks.policy:implicit  length:20k-50k  concept:internet 
may 2018 by sylvaine
peradi: finn really should learn to speak droid
"You coat-stealing bitch, just fucking fuck him already." "I love you too BB-8." "Learn Droid you illiterate fuck." "I wonder when Poe'll get back?" "I hate you." -- Finn doesn't understand BB-8's eminently sensible advice. BB-8 has a very hard life. (900 words
fandom:star.wars  fandom:star.wars:st  medium:fic  creator:peradi  *secondary.fanworks.policy:implicit  length:-1k  relationship:gen  focus:finn  focus:bb-8  pairing:finn/poe  posted:2016-01  bookmarked:2018-02  !no.smut  verse:sweary.bb8  concept:crack  beings:AIs/robots 
february 2018 by sylvaine
PitchBlackMagpie: Overdue
Jiraiya remembers that no one really taught a young Naruto emotional maturity and has an overdue conversation with him about his Sasuke-complex. (1,000 words)

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fandom:naruto  medium:fic  creator:pitchblackmagpie  length:1k-5k  relationship:gen  focus:jiraya  focus:naruto.uzumaki  concept:crack  concept:timetravel  !no.smut  verse:fate's.iteration  *secondary.fanworks.policy:unknown 
january 2018 by sylvaine
PitchBlackMagpie: Fate's Second Chance
Jiraiya hates how things turned out. Mostly because of Sasuke. Okay, almost completely because of Sasuke. He'd change it all if he could. Then the Goddess Fate gives him a second chance. He gets a redo, and he's going to do things right this time. (And keep Naruto from hooking up with Sasuke. Seriously, he hated that fucker.) (3,600 words)

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fandom:naruto  medium:fic  creator:pitchblackmagpie  length:1k-5k  relationship:gen  focus:jiraya  focus:naruto.uzumaki  concept:crack  concept:timetravel  !no.smut  verse:fate's.iteration  pairing:naruto.uzumaki/sasuke.uchiha  *secondary.fanworks.policy:unknown 
january 2018 by sylvaine
Artemis1000: A Simple Equation
“Sir, I have strong reason to suspect we are being sabotaged.” Little do Cassian and K-2SO know that they are the unlucky victims lucky benefactors of a matchmaking competition by a quartet of troublesome droid friends. (2,900 words)
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fandom:star.wars  fandom:star.wars:r1  !no.smut  medium:fic  creator:artemis1000  length:1k-5k  relationship:slash  pairing:cassian/k-2so  focus:cassian.andor  focus:k-2so  focus:r2-d2  focus:c-3po  focus:ap-5  focus:chopper  concept:matchmaking  concept:crack  bookmarked:2018-01  posted:2017-12  *secondary.fanworks.policy:blanket.permission 
january 2018 by sylvaine
fascinationex: a sensible adult discussion about sex
Nnoitra, it turns out, is the kind of hollow who looks at a twelve foot musclebound boar monster and thinks: I’m gonna ride that into the sunset. (There’s no sun in Hueco Mundo so, metaphorically speaking, that’s a long, long ride.) (1,200 words)
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fandom:bleach  medium:fic  creator:fascinationex  posted:2017-09  bookmarked:2017-09  concept:crack  focus:nnoitra  focus:tesla.lindocruz  pairing:nnoitra/tesla.lindocruz  length:1k-5k  relationship:slash  beings:hollows  *secondary.fanworks.policy:partial.permission 
september 2017 by sylvaine
madamebadger: Fire Exercises
In which people with floofy pauldrons like Cullen should probably not stand so close to the woman waving around a lit candle on the end of a board. (700 words)
fandom:dragon.age  fandom:dragon.age:inquisition  medium:fic  creator:madamebadger  length:-1k  relationship:gen  focus:cullen.rutherford  focus:josephine.montilyet  posted:2015-02  bookmarked:2016-07  !no.smut  concept:crack  *secondary.fanworks.policy:unknown 
july 2016 by sylvaine
icarus_chained: On Omelettes
Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.

Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice. (900 words)
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fandom:tolkien  fandom:hobbit  medium:fic  creator:icarus_chained  challenge:comment_fic  length:-1k  relationship:gen  focus:bilbo.baggins  focus:bombur  focus:balin  focus:dwalin  focus:ori  posted:2014-02  bookmarked:2015-08  !no.smut  concept:crack  beings:hobbits  beings:dwarves  *secondary.fanworks.policy:partial.permission 
august 2015 by sylvaine
evansentranced: Requaero Probum
Parolee Draco Malfoy has one last chance to redeem his family name: a Requaero Probum, a noble quest to prove his honor. And what could be more honorable than travelling to a tower to save a damsel from a curse? (18,100 words)
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[A Shrek adaptation for HDOTP's HDEverAfter fest. I read the prompt, thought, BUT WHO’S DONKEY?! and then had to write it immediately.]
fandom:harry.potter  medium:fic  creator:evansentranced  relationship:slash  length:10k-20k  pairing:draco/harry  focus:draco.malfoy  focus:harry.potter  fandom:disney  fandom:shrek  fandom:*crossover  posted:2015-08  bookmarked:2015-08  !no.smut  concept:crack  focus:percy.weasley  challenge:hdeverafter  *secondary.fanworks.policy:implicit 
august 2015 by sylvaine
Tozette: on the ownership of trousers
"There’s a recessive gene in our clan, which allows men to carry a child to term. It is... not as easy as the pregnancies of most women, but it is possible.

(Sasuke and Itachi talk. It is simultaneously better and worse than anticipated.) (1,100 words)
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fandom:naruto  medium:fic  creator:tozette  length:1k-5k  relationship:gen  relationship:siblings  relationship:brothers  !no.smut  concept:pregnancy  concept:crack  posted:2015-01  bookmarked:2015-01  focus:itachi.uchiha  focus:sasuke.uchiha  *secondary.fanworks.policy:blanket.permission 
january 2015 by sylvaine
firefly: Coffee Table Talk
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic. (2,700 words)
medium:fic  creator:firefly  fandom:naruto  relationship:gen  focus:hidan  focus:temari  posted:2006-12  bookmarked:2014-11  !no.smut  concept:crack  topic:religion  length:1k-5k  *secondary.fanworks.policy:unknown 
november 2014 by sylvaine
Tozette: The Natural Habitat - Side Story: The Mysterious Missing Panties
This is a side-story to my current monstrous college AU "The Natural Habitat of Haruno Sakura". Sakura's underpants are missing and she's forced to put the remaining shreds of her dignity on the line to locate them. It's not really looking good for our hero. (1,300 words)
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medium:fic  creator:tozette  fandom:naruto  relationship:gen  focus:sakura.haruno  posted:2014-07  bookmarked:2014-10  !no.smut  concept:crack  verse:the.natural.habitat  length:1k-5k  group:akatsuki  *secondary.fanworks.policy:blanket.permission 
october 2014 by sylvaine
Tozette: The Natural Habitat of Haruno Sakura
College AU. Sakura moves to a new town to attend university and desperately needs to find a cheap room in a share house. Luckily, the Akatsuki need a new housemate.

( Look, I don't even know how to describe this AU anymore: Madara is a stage magician. He has a hat. Porn is smuggled. Itachi is a starving law student. Kakashi is teaching professional ethics - and Yamato is the lost and long-suffering postgrad under his supervision. Sakura is addicted to Icha Icha. Pein is a hipster barista and his latte foam art is a thing of beauty. Hidan is naked. Naked with a /goat./) (158,100 words)

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medium:fic  creator:tozette  !WIP  fandom:naruto  relationship:gen  relationship:het  focus:sakura.haruno  au:highschool/college  au:crime  posted:2014-03  posted:2014-09  bookmarked:2014-10  !no.smut  concept:graphic.violence  verse:the.natural.habitat  topic:religion  concept:crack  concept:crime  pairing:sakura.haruno/yamato  pairing:hidan/sakura.haruno  group:akatsuki  *secondary.fanworks.policy:blanket.permission  length:100k-200k 
october 2014 by sylvaine
Kaciart: untitled art
"I feel like Im going to have to take this crashmat out for dinner soon - I normally wait a few dates before getting so up close and personal" "You’re just trying to make me jealous" "I doubt that, you’re the one that’s been pushing this relationship" Alternate link:
Transformative works policy here (right at the bottom):  fandom:captain.america  medium:art  creator:faraway-hills/kaciart/kitten-chan  relationship:slash  focus:steve  focus:sam.wilson  concept:crack  posted:2014-04  bookmarked:2014-04  pairing:sam.wilson/  *secondary.fanworks.policy:partial.permission 
april 2014 by sylvaine
AlreadyPainfullyGone: The Obligatory Kitten Fiction
Yes I wrote a kitten fic, try not to roll your eyes too hard. Castiel is a cat, witches suck, Gabriel shows up and Sam just wants to eat lettuce. Crack and cuteness. (3,000 words)
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fandom:supernatural  medium:fic  creator:alreadypainfullygone  length:1k-5k  relationship:gen  relationship:siblings  relationship:brothers  focus:castiel  focus:gabriel  focus:bobby  bookmarked:2013-08  posted:2011-01  !no.smut  beings:animals  beings:angels  concept:crack  focus:sam.winchester  focus:dean.winchester  *secondary.fanworks.policy:partial.permission 
august 2013 by sylvaine
josie: Say Crack Again (Bandom Crack!vid)
"Who understands those scene guys, anyway?" A fanvid in which Frank is just somebody Gerard used to know, and Pete Wentz does Gangnam Style. I'm not even a little bit kidding. (3:29 mins)
+ Welcome to the Record - Hellogoodbye
+ My Band - D12
+ The Internet is for Porn - Avenue Q
+ Somebody That I Used To Know - Gotye
+ Defying Gravity - Wicked
+ Bulletproof Heart - My Chemical Romance
+ Super - South Park
+ Indoors Song - Spongebob Squarepants
+ Gangnam Style - PSY
+ Now You're a Man - DVDA
+ Poison - Bell Biv DeVoe
+ I'm Sorry - Brenda Lee
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fandom:bandom  medium:vid  creator:enlaluna/dancemagic/itsforscience/josie/josiemus-prime/missilekid/wordofcurse  concept:crack  posted:2012-11  bookmarked:2012-12  !no.smut  pairing:frank/gerard  relationship:gen  group:cobra.starship  group:fall.out.boy  group:gym.class.heroes  group:my.chemical.romance  *secondary.fanworks.policy:blanket.permission 
december 2012 by sylvaine
nope: 20 Facts About Lily Luna Potter (As Told By Lily)
1. I didn't do it.
2. And if I had done it, which I didn't, it would be entirely James's fault anyway; I would hardly be carrying dungbombs at all, let alone in such quantity, and definitely not with Quick-Dye tinctures added, which is an incredibly complicated piece of magic I can't possibly be expected to have performed. (600 words)
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fandom:harry.potter  medium:fic  creator:nope/nopejr  length:-1k  relationship:gen  focus:lily.luna  concept:crack  posted:2010-10  bookmarked:2012-11  !no.smut  *secondary.fanworks.policy:unknown 
november 2012 by sylvaine
icarus_chained: Acquired Vocabulary
Small crack fic, written for a prompt. Steve's shield starts talking to him. Turns out it's acquired a somewhat impressive vocabulary. Tony is ... amused. (1,100 words)  fandom:avengers  medium:fic  creator:icarus_chained  length:1k-5k  relationship:gen  focus:steve  focus:tony  beings:AIs/robots  concept:crack  posted:2012-11  bookmarked:2012-11  !no.smut 
november 2012 by sylvaine
Night's Fang: How the Apocalypse 2 was Really Averted
In what would forever be known as the most mind-boggling plot twist, in the end the Apocalypse wasn't stopped by heroic sacrifices, witty plans, any development of eleventh hour superpowers, or even simply hugging it out. It was averted by 'Mating Season' for supernaturally affected cars kicking in, and Bobby and Adam Young being the only sane men around. (1,400 words)
fandom:supernatural  fandom:good.omens  medium:fic  creator:night's.fang  length:1k-5k  relationship:other  concept:crack  beings:AIs/robots  beings:angels  beings:demons  posted:2010-05  bookmarked:2012-11  !no.smut  pairing:bentley/impala  focus:sam.winchester  focus:bentley  focus:impala  fandom:*crossover  focus:adam.young 
november 2012 by sylvaine
kyaticlikestea: Artificial Intelligence
Fed up of seeing Tony and Steve dance around each other, the various gadgets of Stark Tower collaborate to become the best wingmen in history.

If only they were any good at it. (1,800 words)  fandom:avengers  medium:fic  creator:kyaticlikestea  length:1k-5k  relationship:slash  pairing:steve/tony  focus:steve  focus:tony  focus:oc  beings:AIs/robots  concept:crack  posted:2012-10  bookmarked:2012-11  !no.smut 
november 2012 by sylvaine
theoddoodisnude: Not just a river in Egypt (Tony is most certainly not in denial)
"You are most definitely not in love with me, Cap, what you are experiencing is called cabin pressure," Tony explains, because he has a rational train of thought and he's met enough shrinks to have figured out their tactics by now. "And possibly, you know, sexual frustration, because it doesn't matter at all that you're, like, America's national icon, Fury still won't let you out. I know that, I see that, I acknowledge your pain, I feel with you, Cap, believe me, I do. And I get it, because I am a very good-looking fellow and we spend a lot of time together, stuck in this tower, and it's easy to--"

"I am," Steve cuts off, equal parts amused and frustrated and concerned. "In love. With you. Tony, I'm in love with you." (7,400 words)  fandom:avengers  medium:fic  creator:omnisvirtigris/theoddoodisnude  length:5k-10k  relationship:slash  pairing:steve/tony  focus:tony  focus:steve  concept:crack  posted:2012-05  bookmarked:2012-07  !no.smut 
july 2012 by sylvaine
gigirl942: Password Required
Tony gets the Avengers into an online chatroom. Bets are made, paperwork is neglected, emoticons are displayed, and screen-names are butchered and lost.

All in all, it's one of their better team bonding experiences. (4,700 words)  fandom:avengers  medium:fic  creator:gigirl942  length:1k-5k  relationship:gen  focus:tony  focus:bruce  focus:steve  focus:thor  focus:natasha  focus:clint  focus:nick.fury  focus:phil  concept:crack  posted:2012-07  bookmarked:2012-07  !no.smut  beings:gods 
july 2012 by sylvaine
Rosawyn: Tony's Secret
The Enchantress attacks Iron Man with a particular sort of spell, but the effects aren't exactly what she expected. (400 words)  fandom:avengers  medium:fic  creator:rosawyn  length:-1k  relationship:gen  focus:tony  concept:aphrodisiacs/in.heat/sex.pollen  beings:magic.users  concept:crack  posted:2012-07  bookmarked:2012-07  !no.smut 
july 2012 by sylvaine
ennui_blue_lite & skyblue_reverie: Jeeves and Wooster MST
In honor of Halloween, skyblue reverie has written the most horrifying Jeeves and Wooster bad!fic to ever grace the fandom. And, being me, I felt it was my duty to MST this monstrosity. Run in terror from Jeeves in a heterosexual relationship, Bertie performing rituals of self masochism, Aunt Agatha acting on her lust for Bertie, and, worst of all, SKWYE! (5,400 words)
fandom:house  fandom:jeeves&wooster  medium:fic  medium:mst  creator:skyblue_reverie  creator:ennui_blue  relationship:slash  relationship:het  pairing:bertie/jeeves  pairing:jeeves/ofc  focus:jeeves  focus:bertie  topic:dub-/non-con  posted:2006-10  concept:crack  bookmarked:2012-07  !no.smut  length:5k-10k  pairing:chase/foreman  pairing:house/wilson  pairing:cameron/cuddy  relationship:femslash  focus:oc 
july 2012 by sylvaine
Rokeon: Dress for Success
It's Darcy's first day as Tony Stark's new personal assistant. Only one thing in her closet suits this occasion. (900 words)
Inspired by Chaerring's fic "Finding a Job in New York" here:  fandom:avengers  medium:fic  creator:rokeon  length:-1k  relationship:gen  focus:darcy  focus:tony  !no.smut  posted:2012-06  bookmarked:2012-06  concept:crack 
june 2012 by sylvaine
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