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A analysis of government salaries found that 27% of state emplo…
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Pharmacy tech: Do you have an insurance card? I don’t think you want to pay this amount.

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Apply for job?
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Raise your hand if you just assumed the "property rights" in question were gonna refer to the woman and/or the chil…
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Why U of L should be coached by a really smart dog for the next 5-10 years. My Column:
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I can’t believe Kentucky’s dipshit governor suggested that we use amazon smile and Kroger plus cards to fund the pe…
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That’s it. Moving to Tampa.
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RT : Trump and Zinke doubling National Park fees to an insane $80 per vehicle is one of the most underreported outrages…
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Drove 16 hours (3 hours of stops) in one day from Key West to Pensacola (Cantonment) so that my parents could get o…
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‘Hackers’ [1995] is free to stream and Google Cast in HD. Requires free Vudu or Walmart account. Been a very long t…
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Andrew is a man of his word
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Another flipping snow day tomorrow.
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Keep in mind, Bevin paid his friend the adoption czar more than he proposes to the Kentucky Center for the Arts or…
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I hear Bevin is badmouthing for admin overhead. Percent of admin expenses to total expenditures: State Avg…
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"like the back of a Volkswagen?"
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They didn't get the memo yet. We're supposed to adjust by removing '08-09 and adding our estimates for '18 assuming…
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I tipped > 100% on a pizza order Friday (at the start of the storm)
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I'm going to put 1% of my net worth into a dart selected crypto currency because if it goes up 1,000,000% it'll cha…
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An American Tail. I never even saw the movie because I wasn't allowed to because I sobbed uncontrollably at the tra…
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WOOOT WOOOOT! Looks like Nevada started a trend...
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A “Key West” shared playlist on Apple Music. (This was the one that *wasn’t* all Zac Brown Band)
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One month ago you tweeted "diversity is not our strength.”
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Three months ago, you walked out of an event in disgust because of a non-violent protest by black athletes.
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New mattress comes this afternoon. We also bought new sheets and a new mattress cover. Snow predicted. Should we ju…
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RT : This is what your defense does in Madden when the computer decides you’re going to lose.
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I get mad at that child every single time I see the commercial.
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Let me act surprised it’s Pegasus Airlines.
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Im not opposed to passionate idiocy, but that can happen w/o storming the court. Or at least letting visiting team…
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Ok, this is a cool shirt and medal.
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2) “She could have said no.” She said “not tonight” and “I don’t want to feel forced” and many other synonyms for “…
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Apparently this got packed for Key West
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Well, at least I can say I’ve never fucked up in production that badly.
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👇👇👇 THIS. People who stay home and do the work are allowed to vent our frustrations. People who flee to blue oases…
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There are scores of union members working for Louisville Metro who aren’t going to vote for the mayor because he wo…
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True: man has bad cancer. Turns 27, loses parents insurance. Depends on group policy at work. Fired because missin…
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A lawyer paid $130,000 to a former adult film star to keep quiet about an alleged Trump sexual encounter, the WSJ r…
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A massive underwater volcano erupted and scientists almost missed it – BGR
Initially parsed this headline as underwear volcano and thought the gnomes had figures out step 2.
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We aren’t even a year in, folks
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I don’t believe you really believe all the things you say. You found an opening in the racist, hateful marketplace…
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BREAKING: WSJ reports that Trump's Lawyer Michael Cohen paid Porn Star Stormy Daniels $130K to keep quiet about a s…
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The governor of Kentucky believes that people lack dignity and self-respect simply because they lack money.
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My oncologist is from a "shithole country." I am still here because he is here. I will forever be…
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You're from South Dakota right? Why don't you live there now?
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Happy belated birthday because I’m weird about reply-to-all greetings and planned to do a separate greetin…
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this is actually pathetic.
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This is the proper response
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'Micro-cheating' is apparently a thing you need to worry about now.
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RT : You can't see it, but the Gulf of Mexico is out there. Dense Fog Advisory for marine and coastal areas through 6 AM…
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Donald. That was a real nice declaration
Welcome to the present, we're running a real nation
Would you like to join…
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I'm sorry but this is a bit too on-the-nose to be effective satire and we won't be accepting it for publication at…
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Zombie brand Kodak wants to create a photo platform with ~blockchain~ stock go up. You must use ~KodakCoins~ to buy…
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Is there an overflow room?
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I’ve only done one standardized test of any sort (IBM) for a job, but I’ve been on both sides of a “yea…
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It’s a bottle of idgaf
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Q: Who would refuse to commit to a criminal interview?

A: Every guilty person ever.
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This is the most Louisville, KY picture of all time
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Purely hypothetical question: how do you apologize for a mistake that you can't fix? So far I've tried crying and h…
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I don't know why this came up, but it works.
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