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Also, not for nothing, but having had a front-row seat for two not-easy births, I wouldn’t characterize “be…
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Reminded of this 1925 item on canned whale meat:
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Word. I’m much bigger than my wife, but can’t swim for crap. Meanwhile, she used to swim competitively and…
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Same. Especially because it’s icy outside, and I have warm oil in my kitchen, but no pizza.
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It’s pretty neat how this eulogy both honors John Dingell *and* snidely dismisses and insults every life-long Dinge…
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RT : Hello Twitter. I'm investigating the Gatwick drone incident. If you are one of the 130 people who saw/filmed the dr…
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This cat is a good father and good American (even a good son, in my humble)—but, man, thinking about what his next…
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YOUNG POISONERS HANDBOOK.
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Oh, dag, excited to see this volume!
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Ditto this on Henry Ford. I'm perpetually shocked at how often I'm the first person to tell someone about Ford's "I…
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Hey! I know that Squid!
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Just noticed this Spotify setting. What…what the crap does this mean?
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Oooh! Big puffed-up Cooper’s hawk in the Kentucky coffee nut tree in my backyard. Big thx to and
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What…what the hell is dude doing to this tree, yo?
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By which I mean to say: Good Morning, and welcome to this edition of Dark Ruminations with Dave Nelson!…
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But maybe my read is inaccurate? I mean, middle-aged white men regularly do enormous and deadly violence…
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Word. And this makes me super sad, b/c it argues persuasively for political violence: If Saudi women wer…
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Interesting. Back when I was a student, students rarely made it down to Main, unless it was to Fleetwood,…
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FYI: It's NEA Creative Writing (Prose) Fellowship time again! If you're a U.S. person who's published at least a fe…
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The Dropout by ABC News on Apple Podcasts
Thing I learned today: George Shultz is a total, total asshole.
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I know I’m harping on this. But if you’ve ever wondered how any otherwise woke Jew could legitimately feel like the…
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POSIT: Divesting from Israel (a tiny, fucked-up democracy) is popular because it demands no personal discomfort. Di…
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"No values, no morals, no goals other than economic interests. This was the triumphant politics of the era. This ...
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"For it was Edward’s belief, that had come to him in a paroxysm of spinal pain, that misery and wonder are interc...
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"Our lives are Möbius strips, misery and wonder simultaneously."
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Straight talk: I’m legit confused why average Americans who *don’t* own a munitions factory are passiona…
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Is it weird that there’s no big loud movement to divest from Saudi Arabia?
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Oh, man did I dig this book. Read it.
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Yesh! Excellent advice:
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I did something similar: when I started taking writing short speculative…
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The plot of "Sharknado" is a little implausible, but the popularity of "nado" is a fact : NPR One
Really interesting linguistic short-take on the semantic impact of the word "Sharknado"
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“Second Woman Accuses Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax of Virginia of Sexual Assault - The New York Times”
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Having enjoyed a dinner of venison, baked potatoes, and roast squash with goat cheese (all Michigan-origin), the do…
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Naw; this is mostly in response to the perennial "Michigan is too cloudy for solar to even work half the y…
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It’s 16° and cloudy, but guess who is net generating power right now?
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His paintings were pretty ok, though. Can we at least agree that, had he stuck with paintin…
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CLARIFICATION: We have gas heat, but we don't turn that above ~64º and supplement with an electric space h…
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FUN FACT: the word/phrase translated as “Hell” in the New Testament referred to a sub…
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Also, Yiddish (the common pidgin of the majority of Jewish concentration camp prisoners/slaves) is full of Heaven-r…
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⁩ I don’t wanna get looped into some crazy twitter thing, but this tweet is simply wrong. The Torah (writ…
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"Whitaker says he won’t testify unless Democrats drop their subpoena threat" Um…does dude now know what a "subpoena…
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Had a similar thing. They were sorta like "Yeah, I guess your brain was pretty fucked up in this specific…
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I saw an exhibit once of photographs of Hitler. He hired a photographer to take pics of him as he rehearsed…
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Folks, note the comma in the middle of "see something, say something." In English grammar, a comma indicates where…
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RT : This sweater is the new governor of Virginia
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"'I came in from a trip I’d been on and I spotted — it looked odd — it was a woman of a different ethnicity than th…
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Yes! If you’re done with the diaper-changing part of your life (and Lord knows *I am*), it’s the best m…
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Neat! I’ve been hella digging BLACK TIDES OF HEAVEN. Check these out!
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Let me take this opportunity to promote vasectomies. DUDES: vasectomies are straight forward, cheap, hella work, an…
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This 100%!!! ALWAYS invoice the full price and discount. Make sure people understand the value of work.
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Maybe it’d be easier if all Virginia public officials born before 1964 who’ve *never* worn blackface to announce as…
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Oh no! Are folks aware of this? Carol was a alum and modern literary treasure!
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There is an excellent moral at the end of this thread:
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Wha—what the crap does this *mean*? Detroit is full of people who can barely afford to live there as it is. Maybe t…
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It always weirds me out that those groups are so into, for example, picking on a sci-fi author, and so unin…
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RT : I thought he’d have crappy numbers but never imagined they’d be this bad. It’s possible he has no supporters at all…
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How Anna Delvey Tricked New York’s Party People
How an Aspiring ‘It’ Girl Tricked New York’s Party People — and Its Banks via
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"Boys rarely saw her. She’d learned to go invisible like a playing card turned sideways."
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Listen, "sexual predator" is a very apt term. Predators find gaps and use them to get to their prey. IF THERE IS A…
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Everyone had them when I was a kid—before it dawned on us that carrying burning coals in your pocket in a…
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Several days into Polar Vortex Emergency. The governor has asked everyone to turn down thermostats owing to a gas s…
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It is super-duper shitty to have to get involved in this process. The whole thing feels awful. And yet, it is a DUT…
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Since we know serial rapists exist, we can assume that EVERY GAP WILL BE USED TO ASSAULT MORE PEOPLE. Full stop. I'…
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"the school’s Sexual Assault Program, whose employees and 100-plus volunteers mistakenly believed they were exempt…
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This thread gets better and better. Read.
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