spatz + mcclane/farrell   7

helenish: Pre-Existing Condition
“Anyway, he’s staying with me for a while,” John says.

“My place got firebombed,” Matt says, reflexively.
fic  diehard  slash  mcclane/farrell  fakerelationship  marriage  pining  postcanon  <15K  +2017-12 
january 2019 by spatz
miss_pryss: Getting to Know You
He had the contents of Warlock’s gift-bag spread out around him on the bed and was busily soldering an antenna onto his new home-made walking tarantula/mp3 player/taser when Lucy McClane walked in. Matt hadn’t forgotten about Lucy. He hadn’t forgotten about John McClane, either, or Gabriel, or the fire sale, or his own complicity in it, or being so frightened he couldn’t even cry, or being so angry he killed a man. But he sure as shit had been trying to forget.

In which Lucy sets up John and Matt on a play date while both are stuck bored in the hospital, and they start hanging out regularly afterward. Cozy, sweet, and funny.
fic  diehard  slash  mcclane/farrell  humor  yuletide  <15K  +2012-03 
october 2015 by spatz
persnickett: A Welcome Fit for a McClane
“How you holdin’ up?”
“Remember how last time you asked me that, I was standing outside the fitting room in a maternity store, juggling approximately a trillion pairs of different blue jeans with stretch panels in the waist,” Matt rambles out, at top-speed, “and I said how getting Lucy pregnant is just like taking Lucy and then turning that up to eleven? Well this is Lucy in labour. So.”

In which John runs into a few obstacles on his way to Lucy giving birth, and Matt assists from the hospital. Told from the POV of one of the waiting room dads, this is hilarious.
fic  diehard  outsiderpov  slash  mcclane/farrell  humor  <10K  +2014-03 
october 2015 by spatz
aja: Die Hard 4.5: I'll Be Hard for Christmas
Matt and John reunite in DC for a congressional hearing on the fire sale. They retaliate with subcommittee bingo and gay sex. (AO3:
fic  diehard  slash  mcclane/farrell  humor  smut  postcanon  <20K 
march 2014 by spatz
Annie D: Orbits, Drift
John and Matt get used to each other. (sequel: Absolute Horizon)
fic  diehard  slash  mcclane/farrell  postcanon  <20K 
february 2010 by spatz
salieri: Pretty Little Death Song
Or, Five Ways Matt Farrell Died. (don't worry, they're all metaphorical)
fic  diehard  slash  fivethings  mcclane/farrell  <5K 
february 2010 by spatz
dsudis: Pulling the Thorn
There's a huge scar down the sole of John's left foot. || Quiet little story that links an event from the first movie to John's new relationship. (AO3:
fic  diehard  slash  mcclane/farrell  h/c  <5K 
december 2009 by spatz

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