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Doing it at Home
Jensen is working from home when the maintenance guy comes to fix his ceiling and he finds out just how good the guy is with his hands.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  genre:PWP  genre:humor  editor!Jensen  maintenance!Jared  kink:first-time  1.000-5.000 
3 days ago by somersault1509
Uthregargh (Part 1)
Jensen is a hermit artist who brings the things he paints and draws to life. Jared is the dragon he paints while in a drunken stupor.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  genre:humor  genre:fantasy  artist!Jensen  powers!Jensen  dragon!Jared  knight!Jared  verse:Uthregargh  1.000-5.000 
9 weeks ago by somersault1509
How Many Floors to Realize
AU from the end of It's A Terrible Life, in which Zachariah decides to keep stringing them along a little while longer, because damn if they aren't somewhat entertaining, right?
spn  au  pairing:Smith/Wesson  character:Sam  character:Dean  character:Zachariah  character:Castiel  character:OMCs  character:OFCs  genre:angst  genre:humor  bottom!Dean  kink:first-time  kink:sharing-clothes  season_4  author:lazy_daze  20.000-30.000 
january 2019 by somersault1509
Family Affairs
A misunderstanding leads to Jensen adopting the role of fiancé to the currently comatose Jeff Padalecki - Jensen`s unrequited crush. While Jeff`s family welcomes their newest "addition" with open arms, it`s Jeff`s brother Jared who really turns Jensen`s world upside-down.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Padalecki-family  character:Chris  character:Chad  character:OFCs  character:Mike  genre:romance  genre:humor  pining!Jensen  shy!Jensen  10.000-20.000 
december 2018 by somersault1509
Firm Foundation
After getting Michael out of Dean's body, Sam is treated to a surprise.
spn  non-au  pairing:Sam/Dean  character:Sam  character:Dean  genre:humor  season_14  <1.000 
december 2018 by somersault1509
The Things You Learn
Dean finds out that his dorky little fuckbuddy, the city’s local supervillain, the guy he may have had a little crush on, and the guy he realized he might be in love with…
Were all the same.
spn  au_(not_hunters)  pairing:Dean/Castiel  character:Sam  character:Dean  character:Castiel  genre:humor  mechanic!Dean  pregnant!Dean  pining!Dean  bottom!Dean  lawyer!Sam  protective!Sam  supervillain!Castiel  kink:mpreg  1.000-5.000 
december 2018 by somersault1509
(Don't) Fear The Reaper
Castiel is a grim reaper – and a very experienced one at that. He has negotiated thousands of deals to keep the balance of souls, acquiring years of life energy from mortals who have too many years in their life span, and has passed it onto those who have less. But even Castiel isn’t prepared when he accidentally convinces a mortal called Dean Winchester to give him his soul, and with it, a complete control of his life.
spn  au_(not_hunters)  pairing:Dean/Castiel  character:Castiel  character:Dean  character:Gabriel/Trickster  character:Balthazar  character:Sam  character:OFCs  genre:romance  genre:angst  genre:humor  genre:fantasy  hurt!Dean  bottom!Dean  reaper!Castiel  protective!Castiel  kink:first-time  kink:blowjob  kink:d/s  DeanCas_Bigbang  50.000-60.000 
december 2018 by somersault1509
Arabian Nights
World-famous action-movie-star Dean Winchester is shooting his latest Washington Ford movie on location in Istanbul, Turkey.
The nation’s rising political tensions have Dean worried—well, they have his little brother (and New-York-based human rights lawyer) Sam worried, and if Sam is worried, Dean is worried.
Dean is also dealing with a recent break-up, an asshole co-star, and he’s internally debating the relative merits of coming out publicly too. Also? He doesn’t want to miss the birth of Sam and Jess’s first kid, due in a few weeks.
Still, whatever life throws at him, Dean’s confident he can take it in his stride; but a magic Genie lamp? With a real life, incredibly sexy, wish-offering Genie called Castiel?
Dean must’ve hit his head harder than he thought.
rps  au  pairing:Dean/Castiel  pairing:Sam/Jess  character:Castiel  character:Dean  character:Sam  character:Rufus  character:Gordon  character:Jess  character:OFCs  character:OMCs  genre:romance  genre:fantasy  genre:humor  actor!Dean  bottom!Dean  genie!Castiel  protective!Castiel  lawyer!Sam  kink:first-time  homophobia  Reversebang  10.000-20.000 
december 2018 by somersault1509
I Just Wanted to Have Breakfast, Man
Dean just wants to enjoy his freshly prepared breakfast in peace, but Castiel has been doing his research and has a request to make.
spn  non-au  pairing:Dean/Castiel  character:Sam  character:Dean  character:Castiel  genre:humor  <1.000 
october 2018 by somersault1509
untitled
Cas shakes his head, utter confusion on his face at their interrogation. Like his boner, alone, isn’t confusing. “No. It came about when I saw Dean in the shower.”
spn  non-au  pairing:Dean/Castiel  character:Sam  character:Dean  character:Castiel  genre:humor  kink:first-time  meme:masquerade  1.000-5.000 
september 2018 by somersault1509
CreatureFeature Double Feature
There’s a monster PornHub, filled with porn with monsters by monsters, with gore and snuff and werewolf knotting galore. Sam and Dean watch these videos to try and find any clues as to where they’ve been filmed when they stumble upon a video featuring themselves. Or, rather, two shapeshifters that turn into them.
spn  non-au  pairing:Sam/Dean  character:Sam  character:Dean  genre:PWP  bottom!Dean  kink:rough-sex  meme:masquerade  genre:humor  1.000-5.000 
september 2018 by somersault1509
Life Should Not Be This Hard - Jensen Ackles Probably
Jared is an exhibitionist and gets a lot of boners in public. Actually rather enjoys them, is proud of them, meanwhile Jensen is confused and turned on.
rps  non-au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  genre:humor  genre:PWP  oblivious!Jensen  bottom!Jensen  kink:first-time  kink:manhandling  kink:wall-sex  kink:coming-untouched  kink:exhibitionism  meme:masquerade  1.000-5.000 
september 2018 by somersault1509
Perfect Fit
Jensen's butt has the coloring of a ripe peach and smells of peaches. While not sticky, his ass is very ripe and juicy for fucking
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  genre:humor  peach!Jensen  bottom!Jensen  eggplant!Jared  kink:first-time  meme:masquerade  1.000-5.000 
september 2018 by somersault1509
Accidental Porn Star
Jared's a delivery boy and while dropping off a package, he gets confused for the "new guy" on a porn shoot. He tries to explain the situation until he sees the guy that he's supposed to fuck.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Chad  character:Genevieve  character:Danneel  genre:PWP  genre:humor  pornstar!Jensen  famous!Jensen  bottom!Jensen  kink:first-time  kink:public  kink:exhibitionism  kink:blowjob  kink:comeplay  kink:riding  kink:lap-sex  kink:coming-untouched  meme:masquerade  1.000-5.000 
september 2018 by somersault1509
Put that Thing Back Where It Came From (Or So Help me)
Like practically everyone else in the world, Jared had a point in his life when he was convinced there was a monster living somewhere in his room.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:OFCs  character:OMCs  genre:humor  genre:schmoop  jealous!Jensen  low-self-esteem!Jensen  virgin!Jensen  kink:first-time  kink:sharing-clothes  10.000-20.000 
september 2018 by somersault1509
A What Kind Of Tablet?!
Dean is sick. Sam takes care of him. There's a tablet involved, and it doesn't go down Dean's throat. That's all. Really.
spn  non-au  pairing:Sam/Dean  character:Sam  character:Dean  genre:humor  genre:hurt/comfort  sick!Dean  bottom!Dean  1.000-5.000 
july 2018 by somersault1509
Simple as Pie
The ghost of a male stripper is possessing men and dragging them back to his former club to give one last big show. The fact that all the victims so far have been thirty year old men with light hair and green eyes makes Sam wonder how wise it is for him and Dean to take the job. Dean assures him absolutely nothing will go wrong.
spn  non-au  pairing:none  character:Sam  character:Dean  character:OMC  genre:angst  genre:humor  genre:gen  hurt!Dean  pretty!Dean  possessed!Dean  stripper!Dean  protective!Sam  meme:hoodie_time  5.000-10.000 
may 2018 by somersault1509
Desperately Seeking Someone
After the dramatic implosion of yet another relationship, Jensen is ready to swear off love forever. Instead, he ends up trying to find a new boyfriend with what is perhaps the most unorthodox method known to man. He’ll never live it down if it actually works. As it turns out, Fate has a funny way of showing him that what he thought he'd been missing all along… isn't quite what he expected.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  pairing:Jeff/Jensen  pairing:Jensen/OMCs  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Danneel  character:Chris  character:Steve  character:Chad  character:Jeff  character:Tahmoh  genre:romance  genre:humor  oblivious!Jensen  pining!Jared  Reversebang  5.000-10.000 
december 2017 by somersault1509
The Curse of the Pig-Faced Boy
Thanks to a vengeful witch, Jensen was born with his great great grandfather's nose. Apparently, only the love and acceptance of one of his own kind will break the curse of the snout. His mother has decided that means Jensen must marry another Omega, Jensen isn't entirely sure he's happy about that.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Ackles-family  character:Misha  character:Danneel  character:Chad  character:MichaelWeatherly  genre:angst  genre:romance  genre:humor  omega!Jensen  cursed!Jensen  virgin!Jensen  bottom!Jensen  alpha!Jared  pining!Jared  kink:first-time  kink:knotting  Cinema  author:kiltsocks  10.000-20.000 
december 2017 by somersault1509
A Very Clumsy Romance
Jeff is a grumpy coffee shop owner. And the object of Jensen's crush. Jensen is accident prone. And shy. Luckily, or maybe not, his best friends, Jared and Chris, have his back. They're a whole lot better than he is at flirting and talking and not falling over their own feet. Oh, and also... they're occasionally imaginary.
rps  au  pairing:Jeff/Jensen  pairing:Misha/Vicki  character:Jeff  character:Jensen  character:Jared  character:Chris  character:Danneel  character:Misha  character:Vicki  character:Genevieve  character:OMC  character:OFC  genre:schmoop  genre:humor  genre:romance  shy!Jensen  pining!Jensen  bottom!Jensen  coffeeshop-owner!Jeff  kink:manhandling  kink:blowjob  Reversebang  author:kiltsocks  10.000-20.000 
november 2017 by somersault1509
This Means War
It should have been a normal day. Instead, Castiel finds out zombies are real, discovers some things he never knew about his best friend Sam and Sam's way-too-good-looking brother Dean, almost dies, wields a chainsaw, and loses his virginity. Kind of in that order.
spn  au  pairing:Dean/Castiel  character:Sam  character:Dean  character:Castiel  character:Charlie  character:Kevin  genre:horror  genre:humor  bottom!Dean  virgin!Castiel  kink:first-time  kink:tattoos  kink:riding  zombies  apocalypse  5.000-10.000 
november 2017 by somersault1509
A Rose By Any Other Name
Sam dreams of having a sub to hold in his arms while watches TV, to snuggle up to at night, and to pull down over his knee for no reason at all, expect to turn their bottom a beautiful shade of red. Of course it's hard to meet anyone except work colleagues, and his law office is particularly conservative. But then one day, somehow, a wonderful bright eyed and messy haired sub walks through the door, and he's smitten. But maybe he fell too soon.
spn  au  pairing:Sam/Dean/Castiel  character:Sam  character:Dean  character:Castiel  character:OMCs  character:OFCs  genre:humor  genre:romance  mechanic!Dean  sub!Dean  lawyer!Sam  dom!Sam  pining!Sam  lawyer!Castiel  dom!Castiel  TeamFreeWillBigBang  10.000-20.000 
october 2017 by somersault1509
Star Struck
J2 movie AU based on 'Notting Hill', featuring misunderstandings, secrets, lies, twists, turns, comic books, Japanese-Ethiopian fusion cuisine, a lesbian wedding, several fabulous movies that really should exist, heartache, tequila, some exceptionally awful blind dates, hot boy-on-boy sex, and true love.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Chad  character:OMCs  character:OFCs  genre:romance  genre:angst  genre:humor  genre:schmoop  actor!Jensen  famous!Jensen  pretty!Jensen  bottom!Jensen  comicbook_store_owner!Jared  geek!Jared  toppy!Jared  kink:first-time  homophobia  40.000-50.000 
august 2017 by somersault1509
Out Of Context
When Sam and Dean keep waking up naked, all over each other, and without recollection of the previous night, the first thing Sam does is dig into the lore to find out what's going on. Dean is more concerned with the question why he always seems to be the one who bottoms.
spn  non-au  pairing:Sam/Dean  character:Sam  character:Dean  genre:PWP  genre:humor  genre:schmoop  cursed!Dean  bottom!Dean  cursed!Sam  kink:first-time  kink:marking  kink:riding  amnesia  5.000-10.000 
june 2017 by somersault1509
Gossip Guy
American Journalist Walter Winchell said “Today’s gossip is tomorrow’s headline”, and nothing could be truer for Jensen Ackles. As he seeks the job as Editor-in-Chief of his high school paper, Jensen has to spend time covering the swim team, where star Jared Padalecki (and Jensen’s current enemy) serves as captain. Over time, they get to know one another and see past the hatred, but a new item in The Austonian drudges up Jensen’s past for spreading good gossip.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Danneel  character:Chad  character:Genevieve  character:Tom  character:Timothy  character:OMCs  character:OFC  genre:humor  genre:angst  genre:romance  student!Jensen  writer!Jensen  pining!Jensen  student!Jared  swimmer!Jared  kink:first-time  kink:blowjob  kink:underage  highschool  10.000-20.000 
june 2017 by somersault1509
Stick In The Mud
Jensen has been Movie Star Jared Padalecki's "butler" for years now. He thinks the paparazzi have made him immune to surprises.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  genre:humor  butler!Jensen  oblivious!Jensen  actor!Jared  pining!Jared  1.000-5.000 
may 2017 by somersault1509
Challenge Accepted
Jensen is a fairy living in the human realm who can only connect to home twice a year, on the solstices. Jared is the human who always sees Jensen at the Renn Faire in an awesome fairy costume but has never had the guts to talk to him. When Jensen's brother, the king, shows up to kidnap Jensen because he sees him as a threat to his rule, it's up to Jared to save him. That is, if any of the fairy tale books he's read can actually tell him how to defeat a magical being in combat…
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Chad  character:Ackles-family  genre:fantasy  genre:humor  fairy!Jensen  winged!Jensen  pretty!Jensen  protective!Jared  pining!Jared  kink:first-time  1.000-5.000 
may 2017 by somersault1509
Would-Be Thieves
The guard tried again. “Come on. Get out of there. Who are you and what are you looking for?”
rps  non-au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  genre:humor  springfling  1.000-5.000 
april 2017 by somersault1509
The Rainbow Connection
Jared’s been a member of the crew of the Rainbow for eight months before he and Jensen give in to lust and things get hot and heavy. When sexy times cause a shipwreck, guilt and anger force these lovers apart. Can they find their way back to each other and civilization?
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Chris  character:Chad  character:Genevieve  character:Danneel  character:Misha  character:Jeff  genre:humor  captain!Jensen  pining!Jensen  pining!Jared  Reversebang  5.000-10.000 
march 2017 by somersault1509
The Santa Claus Pub Run
Jared is looking forward to the annual pub run to catch up with old friends and get a little happy drunk. Meeting Jensen is a bonus.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Chad  character:Genevieve  genre:humor  1.000-5.000 
january 2017 by somersault1509
Santa
John is called in to collect his son from the Principal’s office. He assumes it’s Dean who’s broken some school rule, but it’s little Sammy.
spn  non-au  pairing:none  character:John  character:Dean  character:Sam  character:OFC  genre:humor  pre-series  weechester  <1.000 
december 2016 by somersault1509
Ogallala
In Ogallala, Nebraska, there are reports of a little girl who temporarily turned into a kitten. Is it werecats, shapeshifters, witchcraft or did her mom get stuck into the cooking sherry, like the local paper believes? With no news on Amara, Sam and Dean decide to investigate. When Sam wakes up to find a large, grey cat in their motel room and no sign of his brother, he knows he needs to figure things out fast.
spn  non-au  pairing:none  character:Sam  character:Dean  character:OFCs  genre:gen  genre:humor  cursed!Dean  cat!Dean  season_11  5.000-10.000 
september 2016 by somersault1509
To Hell And Back
It is said that if a demon steals an angel from heaven he’ll gain immense power. Jared is a demon who doesn’t fit in and when he finds a spell to open a passage to heaven, he thinks he’s found a solution to all his problems: angel power. But Jensen, the angel he takes, is not at all what he expected a celestial being to be like and things don’t go as planned. At all. In the ensuing chaos, Jared and Jensen have to form a strained alliance to survive and embark on a dangerous journey through the deepest pits of hell to flee from Jared’s rivals and all the other demons jonesing for angel blood.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Chad  character:Genevieve  character:Danneel  character:OMCs  character:OFCs  genre:humor  genre:romance  angel!Jensen  kidnapped!Jensen  BAMF!Jensen  demon!Jared  pining!Jared  author:ashtraythief  Bigbang  20.000-30.000 
july 2016 by somersault1509
The Adventures of Rocket And Pistol
Jensen's first film is in a couple hours, so he's freaking out and can't figure out why his soon to be co-star, Jared, is walking around naked. Who does that? It's not like Jensen's insecure or anything, but the equipment Jared's packing - equipment that is going inside him in less than two hours - is like, eleven inches. Plus, Jared's harder to read than a Bible in the dark after marathon sex. And Jensen kinda lied on his kink sheet. Actually, he totally lied on his kink sheet. So, it looks like he's well and truly screwed. Literally.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Chad  character:OMC  genre:humor  genre:PWP  pornstar!Jensen  bottom!Jensen  pornstar!Jared  toppy!Jared  kink:first-time  kink:manhandling  kink:bondage  kink:dub-con  5.000-10.000 
june 2016 by somersault1509
The Times They Are A-Changin'
After God dealt with the Darkness but before he went away (this time for good), he gave Sam and Dean a parting gift: he rid the world of all supernatural beings and he brought back all their loved ones. It’s a whole new world.
spn  au  pairing:none  character:Dean  character:Castiel  character:Mary  character:John  genre:humor  season_11  author:hunenka  1.000-5.000 
may 2016 by somersault1509
All's Well That Ends Well
Jensen is mad. He knew that one of his ancestors mated with an omega werewolf, so he knows there is a possibilty for the heat genes to be dominant in him. But when his first heat hits he is so not amused. He grumpily stomps off through the forest to search for a cock to ride.
He finds sweaty, lumberjack Jared.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  genre:PWP  genre:humor  fairy!Jensen  winged!Jensen  bottom!Jensen  lumberjack!Jared  kink:first-time  kink:riding  meme:masquerade  1.000-5.000 
march 2016 by somersault1509
Do You Believe In Magic?
Normal people get a cake, balloons, maybe a new cell phone for their birthday. Dean Winchester gets a panic room. Oh, and an Xbox, because apparently Sam's become an eBay sniper.
spn  non-au  pairing:none  character:Sam  character:Dean  genre:angst  genre:humor  genre:gen  season_10  meme:hoodie_time  10.000-20.000 
march 2016 by somersault1509
Ancestoral Urges
Jensen is mad. He knew that one of his ancestors mated with an omega werewolf, so he knows there is a possibilty for the heat genes to be dominant in him. But when his first heat hits he is so not amused. He grumpily stomps off through the forest to search for a cock to ride. He finds sweaty, lumberjack Jared.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  genre:PWP  genre:humor  fairy!Jensen  winged!Jensen  bottom!Jensen  lumberjack!Jared  kink:first-time  kink:heat  kink:coming-untouched  meme:masquerade  1.000-5.000 
march 2016 by somersault1509
Awful, Awkward, Awesome
Sam likes to slam his lovers into the walls, leave bruises on their skin, bite marks on their neck. Dean likes to spread his lovers out in front of him, spend hours worshiping their bodies. When Sam and Dean finally get together, they're both shocked by how the other person has sex.
spn  non-au  pairing:Sam/Dean  character:Sam  character:Dean  genre:PWP  genre:humor  bottom!Dean  kink:first-time  kink:manhandling  season_11  meme:masquerade  1.000-5.000 
march 2016 by somersault1509
Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
After slutting around his first three years of college at UT Austin, Jensen has an epiphany at his parents’ thirtieth anniversary and vow renewal during the summer break. He decides to stop having sex altogether until he finds the person he wants to spend the rest of his life with. When he gets back to campus, Jensen forms In No Rush, a LGBT abstinence discussion group. Jared is gay freshmen who desperately wants to get laid. He quickly falls in lust with Jensen and tries to persuade him to have sex with him. He’s heard about the old Jensen and pretends to be more experienced to get into Jensen’s pants. As his attempts to bed Jensen get more and more outlandish, Jared falls in love with Jensen, something he wasn’t expecting.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Chad  character:Chris  character:Mike  character:Padalecki-family  character:Ackles-family  character:OMCs  character:OFCs  genre:humor  genre:romance  student!Jensen  bottom!Jensen  student!Jared  pining!Jared  virgin!Jared  kink:first-time  college  Reversebang  10.000-20.000 
february 2016 by somersault1509
Dean Winchester And The Sorcerer' Stone
Sam and Dean have a little free time between two apocalypses, which allows Sam to burry himself in old case files of the Men of Letters' library. Soon enough, he convinces Dean to go on a hunt to retrieve a mysterious stone which has to power to turn anyone who touches it into an animal. The brothers take all the precautions necessary, but Winchester's luck being what it is... Dean is hit by the stone and has to spend the three following weeks in the form of a fennec. It could be worse, right?
spn  non-au  pairing:none  character:Sam  character:Dean  genre:gen  genre:hurt/comfort  genre:schmoop  genre:humor  fennec!Dean  cursed!Dean  hurt!Dean  protective!Sam  author:etoile-etiolee  10.000-20.000 
january 2016 by somersault1509
Remember The Night
Jensen wakes up by a river with no memory of who he is. He goes to the office of a private investigator to search for some answers.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Tom  genre:humor  ninja!Jensen  private-investigator!Jared  kink:violence  amnesia  Reversebang  1.000-5.000 
january 2016 by somersault1509
Follow Your Heart (But Take Your Brain With You)
Jared doesn’t have the world’s hardest job; he writes an advice column for a local newspaper while staring at the back of Jensen Ackles’ (the sport correspondent) head, fantasizing about the moment that Jensen will finally notice him. Jared’s never been the smoothest guy in the world, but when a chance work opportunity throws the two of them together, he hopes that he can convince Jensen that they’re made for each other.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Chad  character:Jeff  character:Sandy  character:Jim  genre:humor  genre:romance  journalist!Jensen  bottom!Jensen  journalist!Jared  pining!Jared  kink:first-time  10.000-20.000 
january 2016 by somersault1509
Scrapbooking
Jared's the shit, he's also a shit who did not break-up with Jensen, they're re-evaluating their relationship. Jensen is a scrapbooking, Martha Stewart addicted, fifties housewife whose patience has run dry and is so broken-up with Jared. Jeff just wants a steady supply of cookies. Mark fucking Sheppard is probably the King of Hell. Chris and Chad are vagina crazy man-whores, but both of them would totally start loving dick for Jensen.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Jeff  character:Chad  character:Chris  character:Padalecki-family  character:OMC  genre:schmoop  genre:angst  genre:humor  teacher!Jensen  bottom!Jensen  lawyer!Jared  oblivious!Jared  kink:office-sex  kink:manhandling  proposal  30.000-40.000 
december 2015 by somersault1509
Mating Jensen (Saving Jensen!Verse Part 2)
Jared's had a few embarrassing morning-afters in his life, but none of them quite compare to this. No, this morning after is going to bring a whole new level to the meaning of the word awkward. How does that conversation even go - 'So hey, you remember last night, when you were almost ritually sacrificed and then discovered that werewolves were real; good times huh? Oh yeah and then we fucked, and now we're mated for life! And what was your last name again?'And that's before he brings up the whole maybe-baby thing!
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:OMCs  character:OFC  genre:angst  genre:schmoop  genre:humor  hurt!Jensen  carried!Jensen  bottom!Jensen  werewolf!Jared  protective!Jared  kink:sharing-clothes  kink:mpreg  kink:manhandling  kink:marking  mates  verse:Saving_Jensen  author:kiltsocks  5.000-10.000 
december 2015 by somersault1509
The Bright Side Of The Road
Armed only with his sword and two irritating creatures named the Chads, Jared Padalecki must rescue a very special baby from King Mark's evil plotting. If only he didn't have to go through Jensen Ackles to do it.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Danneel  character:Chad  character:OMCs  character:OFCs  genre:humor  genre:fantasy  soldier!Jensen  BAMF!Jensen  soldier!Jared  BAMF!Jared  Cinema  5.000-10.000 
november 2015 by somersault1509
In The Dark
Four completely unrelated ficlets inspired by the season 10 finale. Respect Your Elders - They should both be dead, and Death is being petty. (Gen) I Do Believe in the Light - After the Darkness is defeated, Dean finally gets his vacation. (Wincest) Close Your Eyes - When Sam was a little kid, he used to be scared of storms. (Gen) His Master's Voice – “Sam? The Darkness… I think it’s talking to me.” (Gen)
spn  au  pairing:none  pairing:Sam/Dean  character:Sam  character:Dean  character:Death  genre:gen  genre:angst  genre:humor  genre:schmoop  season_11  author:hunenka  1.000-5.000 
october 2015 by somersault1509
Lost In The Woods
Jensen is a werecat. Not a were-tiger, or were-leopard, or anything remotely big or scary. When he shifts he turns into a house cat, cute fluffy, harmless house cat. It's bad enough that he isn't human, but he isn't even a remotely frightening werecreature. He has spent his life hiding his secret from everyone, both that he isn't human, and that he turns into a house cat of all things. He carefully avoids other werecreatures, aware that he is defenseless against other werecats and werewolves. One day he accidentally winds up in the territory of alpha werewolf Jared.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jensen  character:Jared  genre:schmoop  genre:humor  werecat!Jensen  werewolf!Jared  alpha!Jared  kink:first-time  meme:masquerade  1.000-5.000 
september 2015 by somersault1509
How To Woo A Human (No Goats Required)
Jared isn't your typical god. He doesn't play by the rules, he's rude and he's loud, knows how he looks with all the tattoos on his body and he rejects all the little goddesses his mother is shoving in his direction. The only one who's not impressed is Jensen, a farmer who's loving his solitary life. Which doesn't deter Jared from showing up at Jensen's door again and again.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:OFC  genre:humor  farmer!Jensen  god!Jared  pining!Jared  kink:tattoos  meme:masquerade  1.000-5.000 
september 2015 by somersault1509
Show And Tell
“Takes one to know one!” he retorted. “Okay, I give in, it’s the Sternocleidomastoid.”
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  genre:PWP  genre:humor  1.000-5.000 
august 2015 by somersault1509
The Princess And The Memory Foam
She has one job... to give Dean a good night's sleep. But when she learns that the sweet embrace of her memory foam isn't enough, the Matress has a few other tricks up her sleeve.
spn  non-au  pairing:Sam/Dean  character:Sam  character:Dean  genre:humor  genre:schmoop  kink:spooning  POV:outsider  1.000-5.000 
august 2015 by somersault1509
Mark You Up
There’s a moment when all Jared knows is the sensation of flying through the air — right up until he lands in a hard drop. When he sees Jensen right next to him, he rolls himself right over him, pinning him down.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  genre:humor  pen!Jensen  marker!Jared  jealous!Jared  <1.000 
august 2015 by somersault1509
20 Bucks
He could probably get a detailed breakdown of the musical genius that was Kane from Jensen, but the last thing he wanted was a drunken fangirl squee session from his costar.
rps  non-au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  pairing:Chris/Steve  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Chris  character:Steve  character:Jason  genre:humor  deleted_author/story:splashpink  1.000-5.000 
june 2015 by somersault1509
Free To Be You And Me
From the first moment Jared sees the new beta in the pack, he's head over heels. But after watching Jensen kick not just one but two alpha's asses, Jared knows he's going to need more than just charm to win him over.
rps  au  pairing:Jared/Jensen  character:Jared  character:Jensen  character:Chad  character:Genevieve  character:Danneel  character:Chris  character:Ty  character:MichaelWeatherly  genre:humor  genre:romance  werewolf!Jensen  beta!Jensen  BAMF!Jensen  bottom!Jensen  werewolf!Jared  alpha!Jared  jealous!Jared  kink:first-time  kink:sharing-clothes  kink:knotting  kink:manhandling  kink:spooning  werewolves  author:ashtraythief  20.000-30.000 
april 2015 by somersault1509
That’s What Makes It Fun
Dean and Crowley work a job together. It doesn't go quite as planned. Then again, maybe it doesn't have to.
spn  non-au  pairing:Dean/Crowley  character:Dean  character:Crowley  genre:humor  season_9  springfling  1.000-5.000 
april 2015 by somersault1509
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