sorion - Temeraire
James Bond is not a man to retire. At least not without a proper incentive.
jamesbond  james.bond/q  sorion  futurefic  declaration  schmoop  fallinginlove  wc:10000-25000  saveme 
yesterday
enigma_kar - A Bond of Matrimony
“What’s to prepare for?” Bond spoke up, a hint of a smirk gracing his lips.

“Oh, let’s see,” Q said, his voice dripping with sarcasm as he turned to look at Bond. “Leaving aside the difficult data retrieval I’m supposed to carry out, there’s that tiny point of having to pretend I’m married to you!”

“Come now, darling. It won’t be that hard,” Bond said.

“Oh my god,” Q moaned, barely refraining from putting his head into his hands.
jamesbond  james.bond/q  enigma_kar  fakerelationship  undercover  declaration  h/c  wc:10000-25000  saveme 
6 days ago
BootsnBlossoms and Kryptaria - Ordinary Numbers
More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call.
jamesbond  james.bond/q  bootsnblossoms  kryptaria  au:alternatehistory  identityporn  hijinksensue  wc:25000-50000  saveme 
8 days ago
marlowe_tops - The Courtship of Mr. Bond
“I just thought you might go pay a visit," his mother suggested.

“Me?” Q asked, aghast. “Pay a visit?”

“He must be starved for proper gentleman company, now that he’s settled in so far from London--”

“I am far from proper gentleman company.”

“--and perhaps if you befriended him he could introduce you to some nice heiresses.”

“Heiresses?” Q repeated, baffled and horrified. “What in the world would I do with heiresses?”
jamesbond  james.bond/q  marlowe_tops  au:historical  misunderstanding  wooing  proposal  declaration  wc:25000-50000  saveme 
9 days ago
pdameron - come a lily, come a lilac
In which Q runs a flower shop, and his newest regular is almost definitely a spy.
jamesbond  james.bond/q  pdameron  pining  misunderstanding  schmoop  h/c  wooing  wc:5000-10000  saveme 
12 days ago
bixgirl1 - In Evidence of Magical Theory
When a hex meant for Draco accidentally catches Harry as well, they're forced to learn to understand each other in ways they previously might have thought impossible.

In which Harry and Draco can't fight, so they fall in love instead.
harrypotter  harry.potter/draco.malfoy  bixgirl1  postcanon  ewe  hijinksensue  forcedproximity  fallinginlove  wc:25000-50000 
12 days ago
dhampir72 - perspicuity
Bond and Q are trapped in a lift. Awkward, under normal circumstances, for certain.

Unbearable when Q has been poisoned and his life hangs in the balance.
jamesbond  james.bond/q  dhampir72  h/c  declaration  domesticity  schmoop  fallinginlove  wc:10000-25000  saveme 
14 days ago
pdameron - some guys just can't hold their arsenic
“Motherfucking - goddamn - fucking shit!”

“Good lord, Q,” Bond says from behind him with no small amount of amusement. “One would think you’d never been in a quarantine before.”
jamesbond  james.bond/q  pdameron  forcedproximity  declaration  wc:5000-10000  h/c  saveme 
14 days ago
pdameron - something has scarcely begun
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Q had always thought that a single man in possession of a good fortune would hardly be in want of anything, let alone a wife. But then again, Q had never paid much attention to such matters.
jamesbond  james.bond/q  pdameron  au:historical  pining  wooing  schmoop  ensemble  misunderstanding  wc:10000-25000  saveme 
14 days ago
dhampir72 - Where You Are
An Omega unable to create life is a creature to be pitied, or at least, that is what society says. Q is fine with it, really. He had never wanted children anyway...and settling down with a mate never truly sounded appealing. So he’s fine with it: being alone, bearing no children. It’s fine.

Until it isn’t.
jamesbond  james.bond/q  dhampir72  a/b/o  h/c  pining  schmoop  domesticity  wooing  wc:25000-50000  saveme 
14 days ago
Catchclaw - I Don't Take Your Pleasure For Granted
Q tries to talk himself out of having a crush on James Bond. Bond makes that rather difficult.
jamesbond  james.bond/q  catchclaw  schmoop  wc:5000-10000  saveme 
17 days ago
SpiritsFlame - Must Love Dogs
It doesn't occur to Jamie until he's standing on Tyler's front porch at 3am, barefoot, that maybe he should have called first.
--
In which Jamie Benn steals a dog, gets his best friend back, and combats toxic masculinity. In more or less that order.
hockeyrpf  jamie.benn/tyler.seguin  spiritsflame  animals  pining  misunderstanding  warning:homophobia  schmoop  wc:10000-25000  saveme 
17 days ago
JPlash - A Moderate Self-Awareness
Q is helplessly honest, utterly open and sincere, for reasons and in ways James doesn’t know at all and doubts he could comprehend.

James wants him, wants to take him away and have reckless adventures full of excess, wants to kiss him in the empty alcove off the garage, wants to fall asleep and wake up with him, another day and another and another. It’s not by any means a new feeling, but it’s not one he’s had often. It’s not, he suspects, one he’s ever had without substantial delusions about the person in front of him.

Probably he’s deluded now, about Q.

Still.
jamesbond  james.bond/q  jplash  fix-it  episodetag  misunderstanding  pining  declaration  wc:5000-10000  schmoop  saveme 
18 days ago
lunabee34 (Lorraine) - Waist Deep and Sinking
Matt's not scared exactly. More like he can't quite shake the adrenaline rush of the fire sale even weeks later. He still feels the slick metal of a gun in his palm, the bright starburst of his knee shattering, the acrid burn of smoke in the back of his throat. Matt wonders if this is what McClane's felt like for the last twenty years—this itchy restlessness, his body's constant demand to be the fuck ready.

He doesn't ask.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  lunabee34  postcanon  mentalillness  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
27 days ago
Severina - Time Waits for No Man
The last thing he remembers saying, as they wheel him on a gurney straight into an operating room, is "But I don't get sick."
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  postcanon  h/c  declaration  schmoop  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
27 days ago
Severina - Come Together
Matt wouldn’t say he’s ignoring the insistent pinging of the computer, exactly. He’s just got better, more important things to do – things like refilling the ice cube trays and reorganizing all the dishes in the kitchen cupboards and arranging all of McClane’s books alphabetically by author and genre.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  postcanon  pining  declaration  wc:1000-5000  saveme  severina 
27 days ago
megyal - Thicker Than Water
Catherine Wilson called her younger brother to wish him a Happy New Year, because heavens knew that he needed some kind of damned cheer in his life... and this kid answered his phone.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  original.character  megyal  postcanon  outsidepov  warning:homophobia  meetthefamily  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
28 days ago
HalfshellVenus - Aftershocks
Matt tried to adjust to living on his own, but it seemed like something was missing.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  halfshellvenus  postcanon  mentalillness  domesticity  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
28 days ago
Severina - Night at the Museum
"That guy?" he asks dubiously.

"He's up to something!" Matt insists. "I think he's casing the joint!"

"Casing the…." John shakes his head. "You're watching too many old crime movies, Matty. You're now officially banned from my Cagney collection. Bogey's out, too."
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  postcanon  hilarity  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
28 days ago
persnickett - Pink Frosting and Other Potentially Fatal Ventures
"Associating with a McClane on a major holiday is just flirting with disaster.”
 
“Holiday? It’s not even the weekend.”
 
There are still petals drifting down out of the air, and what’s left of a pink and white rose sticking haphazardly up out of the side of Matt’s hair. He looks slightly bewildered, but doesn’t flinch away, as John reaches up and combs his fingers as gently as he can through Matt’s ash-tangled mop to come away with the clinging bloom. 
 
“Happy Valentine’s day, kid,” John says, holding out his burnt offering.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  persnickett  postcanon  hijinksensue  holidayfic  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
28 days ago
Severina - A Normal Life
He'd just wanted to get his photo taken with Mickey Mouse. It didn't seem like too much to ask.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  hijinksensue  meetthefamily  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
28 days ago
Severina - Definitely Not Cursed
"March 18th is a great day," he says when they're heading out the door, after John has leaned down to kiss Lucy, to lay a big paw gently on his granddaughter's head. "March 16th? Awesome day, perfect for childbearing. But your daughter can't give birth on either of those days, oh no. She's a McClane. She has to have her baby on—"

"I'm not fucking cursed, all right?"
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  postcanon  hijinksensue  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
29 days ago
persnickett - Next Stop: Disneyland
“Take a good look,” Matt says, as soon as the door cracks open. “This is why they don’t make t-shirts that say ‘I heart Brooklyn’.”
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  postcanon  h/c  huddleforwarmth  wc:1000-5000  persnickett  saveme 
29 days ago
miss_pryss - Getting to Know You
They’d saved the country, dammit. They deserved some fucking fun, and they were too lame to have any.

“That’s it,” Matt said, making a decision. “We’re going to do this, McClane. No excuses. We are too awesome to be so boring.”
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  miss_pryss  postcanon  h/c  schmoop  pining  friendship  wc:10000-25000  saveme 
29 days ago
lunabee34 (Lorraine) - Coming Home
Matt's not that guy. He's really not, no matter what McClane said. Staying alive is a very special motivator, and saving McClane, saving Lucy—that was just another kind of saving his own ass. So how he ends up here on the floor of Citibank watching his blood sink into the carpet, Matt doesn't exactly know.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  lunabee34  postcanon  hijinksensue  h/c  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
29 days ago
Severina - It's All Fun and Games Until...
After the fire sale, John and Matt promise to stay in touch -- a promise that neither of them keeps, even though memories of each other are keeping them up nights. But when Matt witnesses a violent crime, his safest option is to stay with McClane until the perpetrator is caught. This could be great for both of them... or it could be another of John McClane's Very Bad Ideas.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  postcanon  casefic  declaration  wc:10000-25000  saveme 
29 days ago
Mithen - Switching
"All right," he said, sitting down on the edge of the bed. "What's the story?"

Bruce was breathing heavily. His eyes ran up and down Clark in the black leather suit with a hungry gleam. "Superman's been mind controlled," he said.

"What, again?"

"Oh, but it'll be fun this time," leered Bruce.
dcu  clark.kent/bruce.wayne  pwp  kink  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
5 weeks ago
Mithen - Glow
The training room was quiet, the red light warm as it soaked into Clark's body, sapping his powers. Usually he hated this sensation--having the world close in around him as his hearing and sight narrowed, having the very air itself become heavier, weighing him down. It usually made him feel helpless and panicked.

Today, though, there was something different about it.
dcu  clark.kent/bruce.wayne  mithen  pwp  kink  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
5 weeks ago
persnickett - In the Summer, In the City
This is what his mother used to do whenever she had something truly suck-tacular to tell him. Or, actually, she used to make tea. But it’s way too fucking hot out for that shit. Which is why Matt is clutching a tinkling glass of lemonade in each hand when he steps into the garage.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  persnickett  postcanon  pwp  wc:5000-10000  saveme 
8 weeks ago
mikkimouse - When I'm With You
"Me?" Kotetsu grinned, but his smile was off. "I'm fine."

Of course. Barnaby didn't know why he'd expected another answer. "Please don't lie to me, Kotetsu."

Kotetsu looked taken aback. "Why would you think I'm lying?"

Because I know you, you idiot."Because that's what you do when you don't want to talk about something that's bothering you."
tiger&bunny  kaburagi.t.kotetsu/barnaby.brooks.jr  mikkimouse  postcanon  declaration  schmoop  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
9 weeks ago
mikkimouse - Honeymoon
Kotetsu's hand found its way back into his hair. "So if you'd rather be in a warm bed, what are you doing out here?"

"I'd rather be in a warm bed with you," Barnaby reiterated. "But for some godforsaken reason, you want to watch the sun rise."

"So you came out here to be with me?"

He could hear the fond grin in Kotetsu's voice, and it made his heart skip a beat. "I did promise for better or worse. I'd hate to break the vows less than a week after I made them."
tiger&bunny  kaburagi.t.kotetsu/barnaby.brooks.jr  mikkimouse  postcanon  marriage  schmoop  wc:<1000  saveme 
9 weeks ago
laireshi - Dispel
Steve is hit with a love spell, but he doesn't want it undone: he loves Tony and he's never been happier.
marvel  comics  steve.rogers/tony.stark  laireshi  loki.laufeyson  wizardry  pining  misunderstanding  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
12 weeks ago
cal1brations - Love Me Yesterday
“Fine. Retirement was boring.”

“That’s because it’s for old guys,” Kotetsu comments with a grin.

“Like you?”

“Agh! Rude!”

They laugh. Barnaby closes his eyes, enjoying the sound of Kotetsu’s loud chuckles-- a sound that no one has ever been able to replicate. Kotetsu is Kotetsu, tried and true, and Barnaby wonders how he did it the past year, making it through without Kotetsu here to help him gather up the broken pieces of himself while--

Shit. He feels his tears, burning the backs of his eyes. 
tiger&bunny  kaburagi.t.kotetsu/barnaby.brooks.jr  cal1brations  postcanon  retirement  pining  wc:5000-10000  saveme 
12 weeks ago
SpiritsFlame - Favorite Strangers
When Batman v Superman!Bruce ends up in the comics world, he'll have to navigate another version of himself, his family and the man he tried to kill if he wants to get home.
dcu  comics  movieverse  clark.kent/bruce.wayne  spiritsflame  wc:25000-50000  au:multiverse  fix-it  ensemble  saveme 
january 2019
Mithen - Northern Star
Batman is not filled with the Christmas spirit, and that's all right with Superman.
dcu  comics  clark.kent/bruce.wayne  mithen  holidayfic  schmoop  h/c  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
january 2019
deeppainpizza - break all the fast clocks
Barnaby dismisses the idea as impossible until Kotetsu puts on an old superhero series called Justice Heroes one night. As he starts explaining the cast, Kotetsu points to one man, declaring, “And him! He doesn’t even have powers like everyone else. Just smart with a boatload of money – that’s why he’s got the suit and gadgets. Convenient, right?”

It’s so simple, and he hadn't even considered it.

(A piece about Barnaby giving Kotetsu the impossible: more time.)
tiger&bunny  kaburagi.t.kotetsu/barnaby.brooks.jr  deeppainpizza  futurefic  fix-it  wc:5000-10000 
january 2019
Severina - Taking Matters Into His Own Hands
The sweat is still cooling on his body when Matt rolls onto his side and slaps at John's chest with the back of his hand. "So," he says, "you wanna get married?"
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  postcanon  proposal  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
november 2018
Severina - Emergency
"I get a call," John said, "forwarded to me through central while I'm on a fuckin' stakeout, telling me that my 'domestic partner' just got rushed to the goddam hospital, and I show up to find you eating Jello and watching cartoons?"
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  h/c  wc:1000-5000  postcanon  saveme 
november 2018
Severina - Anheuser-Busch Expects a Thank-You Card -
He brings his hand up closer to his face, squints in the dim light. “Okay, so I have a beer tab on my finger. That’s… weird,” he says. He frowns over at John. “Why do I have a beer tab on my finger?”

When John’s eyes widen, Matt remembers everything.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  undertheinfluence  marriage  proposal  wc:1000-5000  futurefic  saveme 
november 2018
Severina - Slice of Paradise
They have a morning routine. The alarm beeps. John tells Matt to turn it off. Matt continues sleeping. John reaches across Matt's prone body to slap at the clock, all the while muttering that if Matt isn't going to turn off the damn alarm then he shouldn't insist on having it on his side of the bed. John flops onto his back, Matt rolls over and says something sarcastic.

The routine is comforting. When something throws it off, John feels off-kilter all day.

Like today.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  schmoop  postcanon  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
november 2018
persnickett - Something Blue
For the first little while, he was buying it.

But what John was now pretty sure was a relatively crude ruse to avoid the conversation altogether, was starting to get old. Or maybe that was just him, because never once in his life had John thought he’d be complaining about something like this, but every time he tried to talk to the kid about it, they ended up having sex instead.
diehard  futurefic  proposal  misunderstanding  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  persnickett  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
november 2018
Severina - Scars
"I know where you got this one, because I was there," he says, "watching you be completely insane and awesome. Or maybe that should be insanely awesome. I don't even know anymore." He licks a long slow swath of the wound with his tongue, smiles when John shivers beneath him, before pulling back to touch the other, older scar with the tip of his finger. "But what about this one?"
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  h/c  schmoop  postcanon  wc:<1000  saveme 
november 2018
Severina - Moving Day
But by the end of the second month, he'd come to understand that what he'd thought was just a bit of a crush on the larger than life cop that had saved his life was actually… probably… definitely… love. That was when he knew he had to move. Because that larger than life cop? Straight. Straighter than straight. And Matt Farrell was a lot of things, but he wasn't a fool.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  pining  matchmaking  postcanon  lucy.mcclane  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
november 2018
LemonadeGarden - Yesterday's Voices
While trying to take down a drug cartel that deals with memory altering drugs, things go awry, and Batman wakes up with no recollection of the last five years.
As a result, his family must now race against time to find the antidote, while also having to deal with a Bruce who still thinks Jason is Robin. A Bruce who doesn't recognise most of them. A Bruce far less jaded and cynical than the one they're used to. A Bruce who still cares.
dcu  gen  bruce.wayne  ensemble  lemonadegarden  amnesia  casefic  h/c  familiesofchoice  wc:25000-50000  saveme 
october 2018
Severina - Common Cold
Point is, Matt is consistent in his inconsistency. Late or early, but never on time. And never, ever a complete no show.

Until tonight.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  postcanon  h/c  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
october 2018
missbecky - Namesake
An innocent question leads Steve to look up Edwin Jarvis, the former Stark family butler who gave JARVIS his name, and bring him back to New York to see Tony one last time.
avengers  movieverse  steve.rogers/tony.stark  missbecky  edwin.jarvis  wc:5000-10000  saveme  familiesofchoice 
september 2018
laireshi - A Thousand Kisses Deep
“He should go to SHIELD—” “No, you should go to SHIELD and do your job of running the world and let me do mine of fixing this,” Tony interrupted. “Because you’re so great at that,” Steve mocked. “I apologised,” Tony said. “I’ll be out of your hair soon, no worries, but we have a problem here that needs to be solved.” “A problem that wouldn’t have occurred if only you—” “You’re not blaming this one on me,” Tony said. “I get it, we’re not okay after—” “Are you done with the lovers’ spat?” the other Steve interrupted. “Pretty sure my Tony would suggest you two to get a room.
marvel  comics  ultimates  au:multiverse  steve.rogers/tony.stark  laireshi  jealousy  pining  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
september 2018
Sineala - Bright As You Can
When Steve shows up at Tony's penthouse for one of their usual no-strings-attached dalliances, he's sure as hell not expecting to find a second Tony waiting for him. And they're both interested in keeping him company.
marvel  comics  ultimates  steve.rogers/tony.stark/tony.stark  sineala  kink  friendswithbenefits  declaration  wc:5000-10000  saveme  marvelnoir 
september 2018
Sineala - Slipping off the Page into Your Hands
Soulmates have their first words to each other written on their wrists. This should make it easy. For Steve and Tony, it is anything but. Steve's problem is that the future he has awoken into is nothing he was ever expecting: he has a soulmate now. Who might be a robot. And if his soulmate is Iron Man, how can he be so attracted to Tony Stark? It should be impossible. Tony's problem is that he is Iron Man, his soulmate is a man whom he in no way deserves, and he is going to fight everything in his heart and do his best to make sure Steve never, ever finds out the whole truth.
marvel  comics  steve.rogers/tony.stark  sineala  au:soulmates  identityporn  pining  misunderstanding  wc:50000-100000  saveme 
august 2018
7iris - A Taxonomy of Universes
Carey’s always been able to do it. It’s never on purpose — sometimes he just wakes up in another version of his life.
hockeyrpf  carey.price/pk.subban  7iris  au:multiverse  pining  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
august 2018
thehoyden - You're the One That I Want
It’s actually his father who suggests it.

“Take the rest of the summer for yourself,” he says. “Do something fun.”

“Fun,” Sidney repeats blankly.
hockeyrpf  sidney.crosby/evgeni.malkin  thehoyden  au:royalty  arrangedmarriage  wc:10000-25000  saveme 
august 2018
Menacherie - break a leg
It’s October 2nd, and Danny is officially retired, Claude thinks. Danny’s face is sheepish in the small skype window, because Claude is all the way in Detroit.

“What do you mean you fell down the stairs?” Claude asks.
hockeyrpf  danny.briere/claude.giroux  menacherie  wc:1000-5000  h/c  domesticity  schmoop  saveme 
august 2018
hishn_greywalker - settle down (you're not alone anymore)
Once Caelan has the TV on and the volume up, Claude calls Danny.

"Caelan does't want his mother's boyfriend to be his stepdad, because he's afraid that means I can't be his stepdad anymore," Claude tells Danny the moment he picks up. "Also, he wants to know if we broke up."

Danny chokes, and Claude hopes it's on more than air. "What?"
hockeyrpf  danny.briere/claude.giroux  hishn_greywalker  wc:5000-10000  kidfic  domesticity  holidayfic  saveme 
august 2018
7iris - A Case Study in Non-Traditional Pack Dynamics
"No, no, you have to ask him nicely," Kayla says.

PK rests his chin on his hand and looks attentively at Carey.

Carey sighs deeply. "Pernell Karl Subban, will you pretend to be my alternate pack-leader--"

"And mate," Kayla says.

"And mate," Carey repeats dutifully, "at the Greater Pacific Northwest Werewolf Symposium?"
hockeyrpf  pk.subban/carey.price  7iris  fakerelationship  au:werewolf  wc:5000-10000  saveme 
july 2018
scintilla10 - Your heart in the palm of my hand
"Weird stories. I never thought it was more than the usual bullshit about -- you know, the purity of the victor's heart. There's even an inscription on the base that says 'Speak only with a true heart.'"

"The cowboy motto," PK couldn't help but put in.

Carey's face made a complicated expression that PK couldn't quite parse.

"So," Carey went on. "So when they gave it to me, I felt this, uh, electric shock go through my body. It happened pretty fast, but it shook me up. And then I -- okay this sounds fucking weird, but ever since, I haven't been able to lie."
hockeyrpf  pk.subban/carey.price  scintilla10  wizardry  truthtelling  pining  friendswithbenefits  schmoop  kink  saveme  wc:10000-25000 
july 2018
cmshaw - Small Growing Things
Ray walked in the door, took one look, and burst out laughing. "Fraser!" he said. "You're making a mess!" He dropped his bags and his gun on the coffee table and walked over to where Benton sat cross-legged on the floor.

Benton grinned back at him. "That I am, Ray," he said, and indeed, there was dirt all over the newspapers which he had spread out and more dirt unfortunately spilling beyond those boundaries. 
duesouth  benton.fraser/ray.kowalski  cmshaw  schmoop  domesticity  behindthescenes  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
july 2018
daisysusan - maybe you're fireproof
Jack, with tremendous dignity and poise, flees the room, making it halfway down the hall before he remembers that he didn’t actually get Ekblad’s phone charger. Squaring his shoulders, he turns around and heads back. It’s not like he can say he forgot it because he was traumatized by walking in on the next Sidney Crosby jerking off.

He knocks this time, and Connor’s voice is strained when he says, “Who is it?”

“It’s Jack,” he says, resigned. “I forgot the charger.”

“Oh,” Connor says, and then, “Come in, I guess.” He sounds as resigned as Jack feels.
hockeyrpf  jack.eichel/connor.mcdavid  kink  wc:5000-10000  saveme  daisysusan 
july 2018
vlieger - you only kiss people you love
Eric is a single dad and captain of the Hurricanes; Jeff goes to college and works at the skate shop Eric goes to get his kids' skates.
hockeyrpf  jeff.skinner/eric.staal  kidfic  misunderstanding  schmoop  meetthefamily  domesticity  wc:10000-25000  saveme  vlieger 
july 2018
vlieger - all i see is you and me
"I-- really?" said Jeff.

"What?" said Mike again.

"You really wanna be in my contract?"

"I-- dude, I was just kidding," said Mike, frowning. "I mean, I'm pretty sure they won't actually let us do that. But I-- yeah, if we could, why the hell not? I doubt they'd try any more trading bullshit after the last shitstorm, but it wouldn't hurt to make it official."

"We could," said Jeff.
hockeyrpf  mike.richards/jeff.carter  vlieger  proposal  schmoop  declaration  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
july 2018
vlieger - you, i just want you
Jeff blushes bright red. "You're kinda crazy," he says, which makes Eric laugh.

"Maybe," he says. "So. You wanna grab dinner or something, so I can flirt with you some more?"

"Yes," says Jeff immediately. "I mean," he adds, trying for casual even though he suspects it's way too late for that, "You could probably use the practice."
hockeyrpf  jeff.skinner/eric.staal  vlieger  domesticity  schmoop  meetthefamily  wc:25000-50000  saveme 
july 2018
sevenfists - All the Way Through
“I hope you’re going to tell me that you’re in a loving, committed, long-term relationship,” Jen said.

“Well. No,” Sidney said. “We’re—it’s a casual thing.”

“Not anymore,” Jen said. “Congratulations, you’re in love.”
hockeyrpf  sidney.crosby/evgeni.malkin  sevenfists  comingout  friendswithbenefits  fakerelationship  pining  schmoop  wc:50000-100000  declaration  saveme 
july 2018
armillarysphere, larnbean - sail away from the safe harbor
There’s an aching lump of something caught just under his rib cage, and he wants to say it’s just his aging body telling him he’s back at work after a lazy summer, but it’s nothing like any injury or niggle he’s ever had. This is all Mike, and Jeff can’t say when it got lodged there, if it’s new, or if, perhaps, it’s always been there.
hockeyrpf  mike.richards/jeff.carter  armillarysphere  larnbean  pining  h/c  warning:injury  retirement  futurefic  animals  au:alternatetimeline  wc:50000-100000  saveme 
july 2018
delightfulalot - leave your longing behind you
He looks directly at the puppy and asks, very clearly, “Mitch?”

The puppy barks.

Auston asks again. The puppy barks again.

“Oh my god, Mitchell, are you the fucking puppy?” Auston looks up at the ceiling for just a second in disbelief, and then back at the puppy, who’s got one paw on Auston’s foot, looking up at him, tail wagging happily.
hockeyrpf  mitch.marner/auston.matthews  delightfulalot  pining  animals  declaration  hijinksensue  wc:10000-25000  saveme 
july 2018
Linsky - Kinda Narrows It Down
“Tyler,” Brownie says. His voice is strange. “I don’t think they get it.”

“What do you mean,” Tyler mumbles. It’s not, like, a joke-joke. There’s nothing to get.

“They, like…” Brownie’s frowning down at the phone screen. “I don’t think they know you came out.”
hockeyrpf  jamie.benn/tyler.seguin  linksy  comingout  misunderstanding  pining  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
june 2018
Linsky - A Fool for Lesser Things
Still, though—no way. People don’t just forget four years of their lives. “You’re gonna need to give me way more than that if you want me to believe you,” Jamie says.

“Did he wake up yet?” someone asks, and Tyler fucking Seguin walks into the room.
hockeyrpf  jamie.benn/tyler.seguin  linksy  amnesia  pining  secretrelationship  comingout  wc:10000-25000  declaration  saveme 
june 2018
neerdowellwolf - Give It All We Got Tonight
“Come to Mexico with me,” Tyler says. “We have the same off week, I checked.”

“Why?” Connor asks.

“Because I wanted you to come on vacation with me,” Tyler says.

“Not why did you check the Oilers off week, why do you want to go to Mexico?”

“Uh, because it will be fun, duh,” Tyler responds, like it’s obvious.
hockeyrpf  tyler.seguin/connor.mcdavid  rairpair  neerdowellwolf  wooing  wc:5000-10000  saveme 
june 2018
dedougal - It's All Coming to Me
Tyler's used to getting on well with his tops. He just doesn't normally get on this well with them.
hockeyrpf  jamie.benn/tyler.seguin  dedougal  au:porn  schmoop  wc:5000-10000  saveme 
june 2018
grim_lupine - Steal Some Covers
Three times they fell asleep together without talking about it, one time they didn’t fall asleep together but wished they could, and the one time they finally talked about it.
hockeyrpf  mike.richards/jeff.carter  grim_lupine  bedsharing  fivethings  schmoop  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
june 2018
7iris - age ain't nothing but a number
PK is made responsible for taking Carey home when they land in Montreal.

"I don't know why he's my problem," PK says.

"Please, like you would let anyone else take care of him," Prusty says.

PK flips him off, because that is just unfairly true.

Carey slouches down in the passenger side of PK's car. He's giving PK quick, cautious sidelong glances. PK doesn't really know what to say. Hey, how's being a teenager again working out for you?
hockeyrpf  carey.price/pk.subban  7iris  wizardry  deaging  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
june 2018
7iris - Show You a Magic Trick
PK has the sense not to ask Carey if he's gay in a bar full of hockey players. "Can we talk about this?" PK says instead.

"Nope," Carey says, and walks away with PK's pitcher.

So that's where it really starts, that moment of recognition in a bar in Raleigh, when Carey realizes he's not as alone in this as he always thought he'd be.

But the sleeping-together part starts at the Olympics.
hockeyrpf  carey.price/pk.subban  7iris  friendswithbenefits  misunderstanding  wc:5000-10000  saveme 
june 2018
jolt - place your hand in mine, i'll leave when i wanna
Tyler knows he looks like the kind of douchebag who listens to rap or, like, ska bands from the early 2000s, but he actually has a secret affinity for happy pop songs and, unabashedly, Blink-182 and Fall Out Boy and stuff. The music a lot of people pretend to have grown out of or be too cool for.

Tyler thinks Jamie looks like the kind of guy who loves songs about trucks, but mainly because he thinks he's built like one.
hockeyrpf  jolt  jamie.benn/tyler.seguin  ensemble  au:professional  pining  schmoop  wc:10000-25000  saveme 
june 2018
disarm_d - Dwelling
Dylan might have two boyfriends, but in case he's wrong he doesn't want to bring it up and find out for sure.
connor.mcdavid/dylan.strome/mitch.marner  hockeyrpf  disarm_d  polyamory  kink  schmoop  breakup  wc:10000-25000  saveme 
june 2018
elareine - Finding Surety
He stares down at the screen. That's Mitch, yes, and he's kissing a man. For a moment he can't think through the blinding jealousy that explodes inside him. Then he makes himself look. Black hair, similar haircut, broad shoulders, taller than Mitch - he can kind of see the resemblance.

"That is you, right? Are you and Marner in a relationship?"

Still looking at the picture, Auston says, "Yes." Then he freezes while the reporters break out into a plethora of questions. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Of all the times to not think before answering an interview question. Well, it's marginally better than saying ‘I wish.' Probably.
hockeyrpf  mitch.marner/auston.matthews  elareine  comingout  fakerelationship  pining  wc:10000-25000  saveme 
june 2018
forks - Princely Reasons
“Prince Connor,” Dylan finally answers. He drops his arm down to the side, gesturing hopelessly. “They want me to share a dorm room with Prince Connor.”

Ryan stares for another beat and then bursts out laughing like the asshole he is.
hockeyrpf  connor.mcdavid/dylan.strome  forks  pining  misunderstanding  mitch.marner  au:royalty  wc:25000-50000  saveme  comingout 
june 2018
marycontraire - A Not-So-Great Divide
Sid is pretty sure something big is going on here, and the more he overhears, the more curious he gets, until one day, after a particularly grueling game, Sid turns his head to face the other side of the room and says, "I speak pretty good French."

"Good for you," Giroux says. He's sacked out on top of the covers of his bed, wearing some ratty gray sweatpants and one of those orange Flyers work-out t-shirts. The number is small and on the front, but Sid can see that it's 48, not 28. Which isn't very subtle. Sid stares at it.

"What?" Giroux asks. "You want a gold star or something? I'm not fucking practicing French with you."

"That's not what I meant," Sid says. "Are you and Briere married?"

Giroux sits up, looking horrified. "Have you been listening to my phone conversations?"

"I didn't mean to overhear anything serious!" Sid protests, because that totally wasn't the point at all.
hockeyrpf  danny.briere/claude.giroux  sidney.crosby  marycontraire  wc:1000-5000  enemiestofriends 
june 2018
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