silentdescant + vampires   21

The Other Boy
Eric is not the only vampire Godric made, and history is the most inevitable force of all.
bandom  glambert  trueblood  crossover  au  adam/eric  eric/godric  adam/eric/godric  adam/tommy  nc-17  angst  vampires  scribblinlenore 
november 2010 by silentdescant
Godric takes charge and there is sex in a cathedral.
trueblood  eric/godric  nc-17  bdsm  vampires  public 
october 2010 by silentdescant
Let Me Out of This Dream
Brad learns the hard way that real vampires don't sparkle in the sun, but he also learns that nothing is too crazy to keep Adam away when he needs him.
bandom  glambert  adam/brad  pg-13  h/c  sickness  vampires  angst 
august 2010 by silentdescant
And With This Crazy Hazy Love We Make
Lindsey and Gerard are vampires in a vague Victorian/historical setting who are enjoying their unlives and each other.
bandom  mcr  msi  au  historical  gerard/lyn-z  vampires  blood  bdsm  blowjob  fluff  nc-17 
january 2010 by silentdescant
The Arrival
Hunterverse/Let The Right One In AU AKA Gerard is a faily hermit vampire. Considering the amount of world-building I put into this, there is likely a sequel to come. For now, enjoy Gerard being a creeper, Frank being a tiny angry teenager, Mikey being a gothic businessman, and everything finally getting explained...sort of.
bandom  mcr  au  frank/gerard  vampires  angst  blood  violence  h/c  r  aceles 
august 2009 by silentdescant
Strewn with Time's Dead Flowers
Paranormal investigators Gerard and Mikey Way arrive in Forks looking for werewolves, but find something entirely different.
bandom  mcr  twilight  gen  crossover  humour  nokomis305  vampires  werewolves  fantasy  pg-13 
july 2009 by silentdescant
cleoland / Twilight
discussions, m15m, rants, links, crack, everything
twilight  humour  crack  vampires 
june 2009 by silentdescant
Bob Will Never Hurt You
One late night languisity and I were pondering the eternal “what if” of someone in MCR being a vampire (because lets face it, out of all of our bandom bands? Pete only wishes he could be as cool a vampire as Gerard could be.) Which led to a discussion of who would be the least likely vampire – Bob, clearly.
bandom  mcr  frank/bob  vampires  r  fluff  first-time 
june 2009 by silentdescant
Gerard Way's (Vampire) Detective Agency
The sign on the door reads, “Thank you for visiting Gerard Way's Vampire Detective Agency. If calling after daylight hours, please speak with Mr. Iero upon arriving. If calling during the day, please come back at night.”
bandom  mcr  fob  patd  frank/gerard  mikey/pete  au  r  vampires  zombies  humour  angst  mystery  fantasy  brendon/ryan  bbb09 
june 2009 by silentdescant
vampire/werewolf chatfic
So here's the whole chatfic for GERARD THE VAMPIRE STRIPPER AND FRANK THE WEREWOLF BOUNCER. I have to warn you, though, it's REALLY FUCKING LONG, so long I had to split that shit up into two posts, and they actually don't spend that much time as strippers and bouncers (although they are always vampires and werewolves).
bandom  mcr  frank/gerard  au  vampires  werewolves  mikey/alicia  humour  crack  philosiraptors  fleurdeliser  nc-17  angst  h/c  fantasy 
june 2009 by silentdescant
I want to beat Edward Cullen with a stick.
A count of various elements in the book, which should give you a feel for exactly how numerous its flaws are.

The Catalog

Number of Pages in the Book: 498
The First Hint of a Plot that Is Not Bella and Edward's Romance: page 328
When the Plot Actually Arrives: page 372
humour  crack  vampires  lj  twilight  notfic 
june 2009 by silentdescant
My thoughts on Twilight, let me show you them
A lot of people are really passionate about these books. Some of them love and defend them passionately; others... well. I'm not going to defend them any more than I'm going to defend Twinkies--you go and get yourself a Twinkie when you have a very specific kind of craving SUGARRRRR!. If you want gourmet pastry, or even a homemade cake, you know where to get that. If you're eating a Twinkie, you clearly know what you want and why you're eating it, and you know that it's not good to eat very many of them, but... you know... sometimes you just want one. And then when you're done you read it all over again. Apparently there are people who think that Twinkies count as fine dining, but... well, live and let live, I guess.

But I do have three theories as to why the books are so popular, and they all complement each other--that is to say, I think they're all working simultaneously:
fantasy  vampires  humour  notfic  lj  twilight 
june 2009 by silentdescant
My Chemical Diary
CRACK, OMG. Mikey-POV diary. Gerard is a vampire. Mikey cuts his wrists a lot. Frank turned into a girl called Pansy for a while. Ray is Gerard's best friend. Bob is monosyllabic. There is a Mary-Sue. There are also macros, pics, and videos.
bandom  mcr  frank/gerard  frank/mikey  gerard/mikey  frank/ofc  gerard/ofc  ray/ofc  het  genderfuck  mikey/pete  mikey/quinn  noncon  angst  crack  humour  vampires  highschool  r  multimedia  multiplepairings 
may 2009 by silentdescant
the arrival, part 1
Frank is a 15 year old angry teenager, Mikey is a gothic businessman, and Gerard is Captain Creepy McCreeperson Vampireface.
bandom  mcr  au  frank/gerard  wip  vampires  angst  highschool 
april 2009 by silentdescant
"For me? What is it?"

A smile brought the teeth right out. They looked like two points of bone shards between Gerard's pale lips. "Open it and find out."

They were cupcakes. "Vegan cupcakes," Gerard amended from the living room. "There's a store that delivers..."
bandom  mcr  au  frank/gerard  pg  gen  stele3  vampires  fantasy  angst 
april 2009 by silentdescant
The Longest Stretch
Route 20 feels like it goes on forever, but it's still not long enough for Gerard. He doesn't think it'll ever be.
bandom  mcr  au  gsf  frank/gerard/mikey/ray/bob  mikey/bob  gerard/ray  frank/bob  fantasy  vampires  nc-17 
march 2009 by silentdescant
Java Over Type-O
It wasn’t really the animal by products that filled the ache, but the caffeine. If he could, Gerard would drink it all the time. He’d suck it down and replace the blood with coffee.

“Do you think there are more of us like this? That uh. That need coffee like we do?” Mikey asked pushing up his glasses and burying his face into his cup of Ethiopian Roast.

“Have to be. Starbucks can’t just be existing on its human drones.” Gerard said grinning, light glinting sharply off the edge of his teeth.
bandom  mcr  gerard/brian  mikey/bob  pg  crack  fluff  vampires  fantasy 
march 2009 by silentdescant
The Scene is Dead
He saw it then in the faint light of dawn, the white farmhouse set back from the road, the lawn sloping down toward them, toward the little split log fence. There was an enormous tree in the front yard, so old and tall that it looked like a giant. It was bare of leaves, even though it was only late summer, and it seemed to Frank that maybe the tree hadn't ever had leaves, not for years. It was eternal. As they roared toward it, Frank saw something flutter up out of the branches, a hundred somethings, a flock of sparrows.
bandom  mcr  frank/gerard  angst  nc-17  violence  h/c  fantasy  deathfic  mikey/pete  vampires  blood 
november 2008 by silentdescant

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