shadowkeeper + deadpool   143

Thoughts Overheard - Quakey (Quak3y) - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
1: Wade wants to get off. But it's hard--or more inconveniently, NOT hard--when so much reminds him uncomfortably of Vanessa.

2: Nate hadn't planned on this, but it's difficult to ignore Wade when he's projecting so loudly. Difficult to ignore how much Wade wants someone to make him hurt and how little he deserves that.

3: an extra

4: Wade needs some punishment and reward to work though his issues.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [10-20k 
4 weeks ago by shadowkeeper
Let's Stay Together - sinecura - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
'Cause you make me feel so brand new and I want to spend my life with you; also known as Wade took Nathan's statement of sticking around for a while seriously, whether times are good or bad, happy or sad.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [30-40k 
7 weeks ago by shadowkeeper
Calling Heaven on a Payphone - Largishcat - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Cable settles into the 21st century, Vanessa develops posthumous superpowers, Wade breaks into his friends’ homes.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  pairing:wade/vanessa  [10-20k 
12 weeks ago by shadowkeeper
He Grows On You, Like Cancer - chipofftheoldblock - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Wade had the most beautiful mind of anyone he'd ever known, Cable thought. It was just a shame that it was attached to his personality.

Or:

Cable learns to deal with the hot mess that is Wade Wilson.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
january 2019 by shadowkeeper
Motormouth - pavonine - Cable and Deadpool [Archive of Our Own]
Wade is cursed so he can never stop talking, and Nate has to finally learn how to listen. The moral of this story, of course, is be careful what you wish for.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [10-20k 
january 2019 by shadowkeeper
Dick Pics - sbdrag - Deadpool (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
Wade accidentally sends Nathan a dick pic.

Nathan not so accidentally sends him one back.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [10-20k 
january 2019 by shadowkeeper
Side Hustles - manic_intent - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Wade’s faith in reality was badly shaken the day he realized that he could make more money running a food truck than he could as a mercenary. If that wasn’t depressing, Wade told Dopinder, he wasn’t sure what was.

“The war in Yemen? Climate change? Global politics?” Dopinder said.
fic  deadpool  marvel  au  -realworld  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
december 2018 by shadowkeeper
Vanessa and Wade’s Annual Welcome Back to Life Ho-Down, ft. Cable - Anonymous - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“Wade and I have a tradition whenever one of us turns out not to be dead.” She smiles at Cable politely. “Would you like to stay for dinner?”

“And by dinner, she means bare minimum twelve hours of the most animalistic ravaging of each others’ naughty bits that you can see outside Bangkok, big boy. Really putting the freak in fan-freaking-tastic multi-orgasmic cum-marathon.”

“So what do you say?”

Cable grinds his jaw for a second, but honestly, who would pass up these A-listers?

“Why the hell not?”
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/vanessa/nathan  [1-5k 
december 2018 by shadowkeeper
MacGuffinson Must Die! - Anonymous - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
He patted the bar beside him invitingly, then pried his hand up out of the syrup. “Come talk to Uncle Dead. No, that sounds like crappy experimental German EDM. Uncle Pool? Worse. So much worse. Never mind—spill it, sister.”

Ellie raised an unimpressed eyebrow. “No.”
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:ellie/yukio  [1-5k 
december 2018 by shadowkeeper
Love Me Dead - 13thDoctor, JHarkness - Deadpool - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
When Cable had said he’d stay the night, Wade didn’t expect him to towel them both off and slip back under the sheets, arms open for cuddling.

Part 2 of the You Did It For Me series
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [5-10k 
november 2018 by shadowkeeper
Come and Take a Bite - kissedtheeaves - Deadpool - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Wade puts up signs. Well, he puts up pieces of paper with a crayon picture of a cat on them.

“Found: Cat,” the sign goes. “Is he yours? Too fucking bad. If you want him back, bring $500—”

“This isn’t a found sign, it’s a ransom note designed by a deranged toddler,” says Nathan, crumpling up one paper.



Or, the fic in which Nathan and Wade get a cat.

Part 2 of the Fairly Domestic series
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/peter  [1-5k 
october 2018 by shadowkeeper
A Study in Lexicography - kissedtheeaves - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“This is how the world ends,” says Wade. “Not with a bang, but a loveseat.”

Or, how Deadpool and Cable found themselves living together.

Part 1 of the Fairly Domestic series
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [10-20k 
october 2018 by shadowkeeper
He Just Makes Fuck-Ups - impertinence - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Domino is in a tax-related jam. Wade and Cable get married and neither of them remember it.

Lucky Domino. Unlucky love-sick Cable.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/peter  [20-30k 
september 2018 by shadowkeeper
Glittering - SenkoWakimarin - Deadpool - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Wade sulks, Nate tries to knock sense into him, everybody gets a happy ending.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
august 2018 by shadowkeeper
Seen her dancing in the sand - melannen - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
The Summers-Wilson family have ice cream and then lasagna. Possibly they have a problem with doing things out of order.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
july 2018 by shadowkeeper
Take On Me - Vicky_Strife - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Cable freed his mouth and took a step back.
“Take your mask off. I wanna see you.”
Wade’s mind did its best imitation of the Windows XP error sound, and all its currently opened tabs froze.
“What?” he breathed out, several seconds too late.
“You don’t have to hide anything from me. Besides, I’ve already seen you without it.”
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [10-20k 
july 2018 by shadowkeeper
Grand Gestures - manic_intent - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“I had this dream where Yukio and Goth Girlfriend fixed your time travel thingy and I used it to fix all the fuckups in my life,” Wade said brightly, “so I woke up and called Yukio, but she said they can’t fix something like that. But she knew someone who could, so I now owe a lot of people a lot of favours. Here.”

Nate caught the Time Travel Thingy that Wade slung towards him. “What,” he said, blinking.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
july 2018 by shadowkeeper
Life After Techno - manic_intent - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“Hey.”

Wade opened his eyes, blinking against the light. He held up his hand to shade it out, and stared as he saw how smooth his skin was. With a gasp, Wade sat up and ran his palms over his face. Smooth skin. Even a little hair. “Flaming. Shitballs. I’m cured?”

“No. You still have cancer. No facilities to treat it here. You’re on a shit ton of ability-accelerant serum. Your healing factor’s in overdrive right now at a factor of eight. But it’ll wear off. Comedown will be a bitch. Take it from me.”

Wade looked over at the speaker. “You’re not Ness.”
fic  deadpool  marvel  au  -apocalypse  pairing:wade/nathan  [30-40k 
july 2018 by shadowkeeper
Heaven on Earth (But With More Mutants) - SammyLuka - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
"’You are absolutely the superior metal-armed Marvel man,’ Wade said as he pulled a dated One Direction t-shirt over his torso. He trotted forward and hooked his arm in Nate’s. ‘Now whaddya say we go stuff our faces and annoy some spandex-clad teenagers?’”

(Alternatively, some Wade & Nate domestic bliss. The morning after, ft. X-Force.)

Part 2 of the The Delirious Adventures of a Mercenary and his Badass Cyborg Boyfriend
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
A Little Piece Of Heaven - dametokillfor - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Vanessa had learned very quickly that death had it’s perks.



Granted, it was lonely, she missed Wade desperately, and Heaven TV was seriously lacking in good porn, but an omniscient point of view, a front row seat to everything happening back home? That was pretty fucking great.



---x

POST MOVIE

In which Vanessa has a front row seat to the Nate & Wade show, the author makes a Bechdel test joke then fails it, and Ikea furniture is enough to test any relationship.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/vanessa  pairing:wade/nathan  pairing:vanessa/oc  [5-10k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
Thought Crimes - bankrobbery - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“Look, I wouldn’t want to be soul bound to Wade Wilson either,” Domino says. “But you’re dying. Maybe have some perspective.”
fic  deadpool  marvel  au  -bond  pairing:wade/nathan  [5-10k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
Save A Life - shittershutter - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Nate huffs dismissively and stares down the burning city, its broken shapes radiating much less heat than Wade's limp body does. The man is burning with an intensity of a small asteroid entering the atmosphere under his hands and he can't lie, while it's not even remotely sexual, it feels intimate.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
No Returns Policy - manic_intent - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“I thought you ordered a sexbot,” Al said once Wade let himself into the apartment.

“Did you go through my mail again?” Wade paused. “Did you literally do my mail?”

Al’s face crinkled in annoyance. “Ugh. Lord, no. I meant. I didn’t think 'Terminator Action Figure' was your type. Shows you what I know eh?”
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  au  -robots/ai  [1-5k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
Future Fun - iamee - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Wade's on a mission to show Cable a good time (hey, it's the least you can do after all the life-saving and family-abandoning a guy has done for you). It works out a lot better than he thought.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
Burning Flames, Or Paradise - impertinence - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
A mutant with the power to make reality as she wills it curses Cable & Deadpool to be stuck together. Literally. Ten feet apart, at all times.

Pining and scatological humor result.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [10-20k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
Take Off Your Pants and Jacket - somanyopentabs - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“Are there FWB in the future?” Wade asked, coming to sit next to Nate on the couch.

Nate was balls deep in the world wide web and replied with, “What?”
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [0-1k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
Creative Curiosity - seventeensteps - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
It was after a mission (gone right, but Colossus would argue, and it was only because Wade was a little trigger happy), debris all around them, the stink of gunpowder and sweat and blood heavy in the air, when he saw it happened again: Nate and that awesome gun trick of his.

At first, Wade thought it was something to do with his arm being magnetic and the bright glow of his eye, but he had seen with his own two eyes how the gun swerved when it came close to crashing into a street light and flew happily toward Nate's waiting arm. Wade kinda wished he was that gun. Sometimes.

So Wade had a theory. After a long pondering session at night which ended with a sweaty forehead and sticky hands at 3 am, he had come to a logical conclusion that the gun was secretly sentient. Yep.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
Pretty and Witty and Bright - linndechir - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Wade used to be hot, once upon a time before the cancer and the torture and all the usual things that ruined a boy’s good looks and turned him into a cautionary tale about not trusting men in suits who promised you miracle cures, and he still couldn’t remember anyone ever looking at him like that, like he was the hottest fucking wet dream Cable’s brain had ever come up with.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
the golden hour - SwingBallBlues - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“You cut me,” Nathan grunts.

Wade tsk-tsks. “I’m sorry, I only meant to scratch.”
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [0-1k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
Raise a Little Hell - manic_intent - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Cable was quite possibly the alpha-est alpha who’d ever alpha’d. On hindsight, it was probably why Wade had committed so much of his personal funds towards murdering him off the face of the planet. Protect the kid, sure, but hiring on Peter-and-friends to do a job that Wade had almost managed by himself when unarmed and dying of cancer was overkill. Cool, but a bit much. Kind of like deep-fried french toast.

“It’s not an omega thing,” Wade said, as he quietly screwed the suppressor onto a custom MK12 rifle.

“Yeah right.” Russell didn’t sound convinced over the phone. “Yukio said maybe you should get therapy.”
fic  deadpool  au  -omegaverse  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
Human - shittershutter - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Wade finds him mid-poke, spoons him and gropes him all over and doesn't discriminate between the healthy parts and the parts of him that make others uncomfortable. The affected patches of him are the same temperature as the rest of the body. The virus adapts, learns to be human. Masquerades as being one rather.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
Full Metal - plingo_kat - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“Okay, but,” Wade says, breath hot on Cable’s skin. “Can you even feel that? Because you totally used your arm to block bullets, I saw you, so sensation is obviously at least dulled. Oh, plot holes.”
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
Silence, Fifty Bucks or Half-Off - chubbychoco - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
How do you shut Wade Wilson up when you’re not in the mood to get your dick sucked?

Have him suck his own, of course. He’s a flexible little bastard.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
Literary Conventions - linndechir - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“You know, there are some really interesting philosophical ramifications to you being shorter than me in this universe. When we finally act on all that sizzling sexual tension between us,” that got him another groan while Cable pointedly stared back out of the window, “I’m obviously going to have to be on top. It’s not about my preferences, I’m very open-minded about taking things up my perky butt, but there are rules. Gay porn, Nifty, fanfiction, doesn’t matter. Big guy fucks little guy. Pretty sure they didn’t change that in the future."
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
Fair Warnings - manic_intent - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“It’s a dark, stormy night, so I kinda thought my past would show up to bite me,” Wade said, slouching against the counter and taking a long drag of his joint.

The ‘past’ in question rolled her eyes as she sat down at the counter beside him. “It’s mid-afternoon and cloudy outside, Wilson. Jesus.”

“She’s right,” Dopinder said, from where he was polishing the countertop industriously. Under Dopinder’s care, Sister Margaret’s had become depressingly clean. Wade could even see the knobbly outline of his reflection in the countertop. “It’s getting warm too. It’d probably be sunny tomorrow.”
fic  deadpool  pairing:wade/nathan  [30-40k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
The Peanut Butter to My Jelly, the Cream to my Pie - SammyLuka - Deadpool - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
"'I really like like you,’ Wade reiterated. ‘And before you ask me what the hell that means, lemme just tell you that it’s like that. I want you to be the peanut butter to my jelly, the Stan Lee to my cameo, the Pepto to my Bismol, the cream to my-’

‘Wade, stop.’”

(The obligatory Cablepool "I only know you by your superhero name and have no idea that you're my soulmate" AU. Wade is a dumbass).

Part 1 of the The Delirious Adventures of a Mercenary and his Badass Cyborg Boyfriend series
fic  deadpool  marvel  au  -soulmate  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
The Wages of Death is Sin - Seiberwing - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“Wade, I’m a psychopomp now.”

“That’s wonderful!” Wade squealed and pressed his hands to his face. “We have matching diagnoses! Can we get our certificates framed?”

“No, not psychopath, psychopomp. I’m a Death.”

---
In which Deadpool follows his comics counterpart and falls in love with Death. Sort of. She's a part-timer.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/vanessa  [1-5k 
june 2018 by shadowkeeper
Take Off All Your Preppy Clothes - somanyopentabs - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“Nate,” Wade says, nuzzling his face into the sleeping man’s armpit. “Nate? Naaaaaate, wake up!”

Nate shoves his face away with one hand and rolls over onto his other side.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
may 2018 by shadowkeeper
The Talkiest of BJ's - alternatedoom - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Cable glances back flatly as he puts Domino's blender in the drying rack. "I'm not sucking your dick, Wade."
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
may 2018 by shadowkeeper
Damn right, and I’ll do it again, cause I am right so I gots to win - voices_in_my_head - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
"“I’m really glad you didn’t die.” Ness squeezed his side and Wade kept going, “mostly because everyone thinks Marvel is becoming super progressive and killing you for my man pain would go against that.”"
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/vanessa  [1-5k 
may 2018 by shadowkeeper
Scar Tissue - manic_intent - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“We are not naming our team ‘Six Pack’. We already have a team name. It’s called ‘X-Force’,” Wade said, crossing his arms in the team salute from where he was sprawled across the bed.

“Firstly,” Cable said without looking up from slotting weird chips into the Awesome Gun beside Wade on the quilt, “I was joking when I said ‘six pack’.”

“No you weren’t. You don’t joke. You don’t have a sense of humour. It was probably surgically removed from you as a child.” Wade paused. “Also, you like beer too much for that to have been a joke.”
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
may 2018 by shadowkeeper
Terminal - manic_intent - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Wade woke up to Cable picking up the used candy wrappers scattered around the living room. Staring muzzily at Cable as he reached under the coffee table for the disemboweled Kitkat remains, Wade asked, “Are we dead?”

Cable didn’t even pause as he stuffed the Kitkat wrapper into a bag and scooped under the couch for the Milky Ways. “Nope.”

“I feel like the Easter Bunny and the Freddo frog had sex and shat in my mouth.” Wade carefully unfolded himself from the pretzel he’d turned himself into on the armchair.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
may 2018 by shadowkeeper
Content Warnings - manic_intent - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“What?” Cable had been on the couch hatewatching CNN. The apartment was even fully furnished. With nice furniture. Something was… off.

“The landlady. I didn’t expect to pass the interview. Especially since you insisted on tagging along.”

“You failed the other interviews you went for.”

“Yeah well, it’s funny how people either don’t trust me when I wear a mask or think I’m contagious when I do.”

“You said you really liked this place. So I thought I’d help.” Cable kept glowering at the TV. “This is seriously what counts as a major news channel in your era? They’re just talking in circles about nothing.”
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
may 2018 by shadowkeeper
My Love is Fire - Freerangeegghead - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
In which Yukio takes one look at Teenage Negasonic Warhead and thinks they will never be friends.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:negasonic/yukio  [0-1k 
may 2018 by shadowkeeper
To Know and To Do - AriesDraco - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Just a little introspective piece set around where Cable makes the decision to make use of the lead token. Because it won't leave my head.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:gen  [0-1k 
may 2018 by shadowkeeper
Conspiracy Theories - manic_intent - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“I swear there’s some kinda conspiracy,” Wade said. He flipped through the available assignments with a scowl. “How the fuck did all the decent jobs dry up all at once?”

Weasel industriously polished the counter instead of answering, swiping the cloth between Wade’s elbows. Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Children was pretty quiet on Sunday mornings because some mercs liked going to church, possibly for the shits and giggles. Wade usually spent his Sundays sleeping in and/or watching Nickelodeon at the highest volume setting. Now that mercenary work had dried up in New York though, Wade had hauled ass early over to the bar in the hopes of getting in before the competition.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
may 2018 by shadowkeeper
Daddy - shittershutter - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
The voice keeps yapping and yapping and for what it worth it brings Nate back. The smell returns to reality first -- the sweat, the socks that could've and should've been washed last year, the strawberry and cream bubblegum still in Wade's mouth jumping on his tongue, kicking against the teeth.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [0-1k 
may 2018 by shadowkeeper
New Beginnings - Smokeycut - X-Men [Archive of Our Own]
In the wake of Deadpool 2, Yukio and Negasonic think back to how it all began.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:negasonic/yukio  [0-1k 
may 2018 by shadowkeeper
Loved Me Back to Life - 13thDoctor, JHarkness - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
When Cable had declared he’d stick around a little longer in Wade’s timeline, Wade didn’t expect him to squeeze his triangular shoulders into the cab’s backseat and head back to the X-Mansion with the rest of the team.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
may 2018 by shadowkeeper
Does This Have A Happy Ending? - dametokillfor - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Nate isn’t surprised when Wade slides into bed behind him, nor when he wraps an arm across his middle and presses his nose against his shoulder.

He is surprised that he’s doing it without a running commentary to people only he seems to be aware of, without some pop culture jokes that fly over Nate’s head or even just an ‘mmm, you smell nice’.

---x

POST MOVIE.

In which Wade decides he and Cable both need a cuddle, Nate reflects on this ridiculous situation, and the author smushes her memory of comics and movie canon together to create a little hope.
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [0-1k 
may 2018 by shadowkeeper
Processing - manic_intent - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
“You know, time travel stories are seriously lame,” Wade said, as he lay on the couch. “It all goes down to ‘if you can go back in time, why don’t you kill Hitler?’ which is a polarising way to look at it. No wonder it pissed off test audiences.”

“Wade.”

“I mean, I’ve only ever liked one time travel story ever. A Sound of Thunder. Some asshole steps on a butterfly and fucks things up for everyone. Story of my life, right there.”
fic  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/nathan  [1-5k 
may 2018 by shadowkeeper
Sixty Minute Men - ImagineYourself - Deadpool - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
It started, like many things do with Wade Winston Wilson, as a bet.


Peter raised a single brow.
“Two kinks, one stone,” Wade muttered.


. . .

Yeah okay, more like twelve kinks, three stones, if a stone is every time Peter comes.

Part 3 of the When Boy Meets Arachnophiliac series
fic  spiderman  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/peter  [1-5k 
april 2018 by shadowkeeper
How to crack one's marbles - ImagineYourself - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
“Wait.” Harry was now leaning over the table. His face was a mix of disbelief and utter disdain. “Boyfriend? Don’t tell me you’re in love with that guy or some shit.”



. . .

Peter woke on the eighth day to find a severed arm on the floor of his bedroom. And he didn’t, absolutely did not scream and flail around, falling off the bed in his surprise.

Part 2 of the When Boy Meets Arachnophiliac series
fic  spiderman  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/peter  [5-10k 
april 2018 by shadowkeeper
What's a little death between friends? - ImagineYourself - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Keeping things between heroes—well, a hero and an antihero—was honestly preferable to any other alternative. Mask for mask, one could say, if you'll excuse the pun.

And thank god, or heaven, or who-fucking-ever, that Wade Wilson knew how to take orders. And how to fuck, how to really, really, fuck.

Part 1 of the When Boy Meets Arachnophiliac series
fic  spiderman  deadpool  marvel  pairing:wade/peter  [20-30k 
april 2018 by shadowkeeper
White Collar Problems - d_aia - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Weasel was having a… weird day. He sighed, looked at the unwashed glasses, then back to his vexation. Grabbing a glass, he decided he was going to work through his frustration. He slipped a suspicious look at the group in the corner.
*
A bunch of lawyers walk into a bar. No problem with that. But did it have to be Weasel's bar?

Part 2 of the Debts Universe series
fic  deadpool  marvel  ironman  pairing:gen  [1-5k 
march 2018 by shadowkeeper
The Witching Hour - TheMadKatter13 - Marvel [Archive of Our Own]
He wouldn't remember that it had visited him come morning, he never did, but when it woke him in the middle of the night, every memory of its visits came to him as easily as breathing, as if they were sitting behind a veil during the daylight hours, waiting only for the monster's command to reveal themselves to Peter once more.
fic  spiderman  deadpool  marvel  au  -tentacles  -horror  pairing:wade/peter  [1-5k 
december 2017 by shadowkeeper
Better Like This - NotEvenCloseToStraight - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
No one knows Spider-Man is an Omega. Not the newspapers, not the NYPD, and certainly not the overly loud, definitely obnoxious, sort-of-a-good-guy, completely Alpha, Deadpool.
And Peter would like it to stay that way.
But when he drops into an unexpected heat, Deadpool is the only person he can call to help, and how quickly the Alpha switches from shouting dirty innuendos to whispering comforting things really throws Peter for a loop.
After sharing a heat, Peter is convinced that Wade is his Alpha, and is ready to take him as his mate, but Wade rejects him.
Wade knows that a man like him wouldn’t make anyone a good mate, much less a perfect, pretty Omega like Peter. So he says no, pushes the Omega away and unable to even work together anymore, they go their separate ways.
Peter is devastated, heartbroken, seeking comfort in the arms of another Alpha, and all Wade can do is watch from a distance, and keep telling himself that he is doing the right thing, sparing Peter a life of disappointment and pain. Peter deserves better than him as a Mate, and one day Peter will understand.
It’s Better This Way.
But is it really?
fic  deadpool  spiderman  marvel  au  -omegaverse  pairing:wade/peter  [40-50k 
november 2017 by shadowkeeper
The Spanking - Hexes - Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
Peter's been running himself ragged, so Wade decides to fix it. By tying him down and fucking him breathless. Y'know. How you do.

Un-beta'd.
fic  deadpool  spiderman  marvel  pairing:wade/peter  [1-5k 
november 2017 by shadowkeeper
you are the hole in my head - sleeponrooftops - Marvel [Archive of Our Own]
“Stay with me,” he whispers, and it takes a moment, but then Wade’s winding his arms around Peter and nodding. “Okay,” he says into his neck, closing his eyes.

Part 2 of the shake it out series
fic  deadpool  spiderman  marvel  pairing:wade/peter  [30-40k 
september 2017 by shadowkeeper
Am I Going to be Tonightless Again? - Katastrophi, Meeps - Deadpool - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
After months of noticing a cute little brunet following him to a bar, Wade Wilson decides to take matters into his own hands and confronts him about it. It’s more than either of them could have hoped for.
fic  deadpool  spiderman  marvel  pairing:wade/peter  [20-30k 
august 2017 by shadowkeeper
you are the space in my bed - sleeponrooftops - Marvel [Archive of Our Own]
There are rules, damn it. Number one: never sneak up on Peter while he’s napping or he will end up on the ceiling. Number two: stop trying to get in Peter’s pants. Wade stops listening after that one because he doesn’t like rules.

Part 1 of the shake it out series
fic  deadpool  spiderman  marvel  pairing:wade/peter  [10-20k 
july 2017 by shadowkeeper
Petey and Wade’s Christmas fiasco, containing the complete butchering of Christmas Carols for their own amusement - isaDanCurtisproduction - Spider-Man - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
All Peter and Wade wanted was to get to Aunt May’s to fight over the ham and pumpkin pie. Instead they got two naughty elves and a bad-Santa who wanted to ruin the Christmas Spirit.

Part 4 of the Petey and Wade and other being punched in the face things series
fic  deadpool  spiderman  dc  pairing:wade/peter  [1-5k 
april 2017 by shadowkeeper
Petey and Wade are obviously an item, so why is Spiderman trying to be a Homewrecker? - isaDanCurtisproduction - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
So, Peter and Wade are dating. Wait, scratch that, they are totally engaged (Peter will show you the ring). Fiances for life, amiright?

Everything from here on out should be totally happy-go-lucky, right?

 

Right?

 

If your answer was, "Of course not, Peter's life will never be easy," than you're on the right track.

Peter's life is difficult, and as far as anyone (himself included) knows, it's never going to be easy.

...But why do the Avengers have to hurt him like this?

Part 3 of the Petey and Wade and other being punched in the face things series
fic  deadpool  spiderman  marvel  pairing:wade/peter  [30-40k 
march 2017 by shadowkeeper
Petey and Wade secret dating service (as in they are secretly dating, and that serves to protect the world, in the loosest definition possible) - isaDanCurtisproduction - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Ok, so maybe Peter took the job (internship, whatever) to be around Wade, and yeah, maybe that wasn't exactly professional of him, but sue him, he wants to spend more time with his boyfriend!

Ok, no, don't sue him, Peter is poor.

But now he has a job, so maybe he won't be poor for much longer.

Of course, that all depends on whether or not his new boss likes him, and whether Peter is able to keep said boss from discovering that Peter is everyone's favorite neighborhood Spiderman.

And when that Boss is Tony Stark... Well, Peter's confidence has hit an all-time low.

Part 2 of the Petey and Wade and other being punched in the face things series
fic  deadpool  spiderman  marvel  pairing:wade/peter  [20-30k 
march 2017 by shadowkeeper
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