sevter + clint/coulson   64

Something Fishy by Anon
"What's up, big guy?" Clint gives it a nod.

The octopus bobs quickly, up and down, almost like--

"Well, shit," Clint blinks. "that's a neat trick. Listening to a lot of Will Smith, are you?" Clint has heard about this, that octopuses/i are smart. He wonders if they make good pets.

The thing whooshes towards the glass, bringing its body bit up to eye level with Clint. "Umm...hi," Clint fumbles. He distantly wonders if he should start backing away.

The octopus thrusts an arm forward, poking the glass.
author:Anonymous  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  Pre-Romance  Rating:PG  mood:Humour  Transformation:Animal  source:ClintCoulsonMeme  fandom:Avengers 
november 2012 by sevter
take this under advisement by Anon
While most of SHIELD are away from the helicarrier for some reason or another, HYDRA attacks and takes it over. Clint, the only Avenger on the Helicarrier at the time of the attack and already injured from a previous mission, is taken hostage with the rest of the crew. Phil manages to escape capture and has to pull a John McClane to sneak around the base like the ninja he secretly is and kick HYDRA's collective ass.

Yippie-kai-yay, motherfuckers.
author:Anonymous  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  PhilCoulson  Rating:R  fandom:Avengers  Pre-Romance 
november 2012 by sevter
Muffins and Cookies and Bagels, Oh My by Anon
Either Phil or Clint stress bakes. The baked goods that just appear in the SHIELD break-room are always the best but no one knows who made them. Cue investigation.
author:Anonymous  Clint/Coulson  ClintBarton  PhilCoulson  mood:Humour  Mood:WAFF  Rating:PG  TonyStark  fandom:Avengers  EstablishedRelationships  focus:Food  source:ClintCoulsonMeme 
november 2012 by sevter
Hail Hydra: the continuing adventures of the not-especially-mad but certainly occasionally evil scientist, Phillip Coulson, enemy of SHIELD - tawg
Clint Barton, codename Hawkeye, agent of SHIELD, is a good guy. Phil Coulson, geneticist and scientist of Hydra, is not. This doesn't stop them from getting along.
author:tawg  fandom:Avengers  AU  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  PhilCoulson  DevelopingFeelings  WIP  Rating:PG  Pre-Romance  wc:005001-010000  mood:Humour 
august 2012 by sevter
The Gift of Idunn - shell
"This is a great boon," Thor said reverently as he picked up the sphere, which remained a dull silver color. "It is for the restoration of what is lost, for the righting of wrongs. It was a gift from the goddess Idunn."
author:Shell  fandom:Avengers  Tortured  ClintBarton  PhilCoulson  Clint/Coulson  Pining!Fic  SkippingUniverses  DeathFic  EstablishedRelationships  Rating:NC-17  wc:010001-015000 
august 2012 by sevter
Guarantee - infiniteeight
What would SHIELD look like in a world where all the Agents we know and love are more than a few degrees darker? What would Nick Fury do to ensure loyalty? And how would Coulson and Barton meet?

Warnings: This world's Clint Barton has a sexual kink that is...extreme. It's not something he and Phil do together, not quite, but it is important to the story. It's meant to be a surprise for narrative reasons, but if you're concerned you may be triggered, please check the end notes to be safe.
fandom:Avengers  author:Infiniteeight  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  PhilCoulson  NickFury  FirstTimes  Rating:NC-17  wc:005001-010000  FavouriteFics 
august 2012 by sevter
Guide You Home by Misato
Aside from the whole "hallucinating Phil Coulson everywhere he goes" thing, Clint thinks he's holding up fairly well. Clint/Coulson, post-movie.
author:Misato  fandom:Avengers  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  NatashaRomanov  Clint/Coulson  Post-Series  Rating:PG-13  wc:005001-010000  FirstTimes  DevelopingFeelings 
august 2012 by sevter
Life Should Not Resemble a Fairytale - Jade_Dragoness
An alien invasion forced the Avengers to accept Loki's help. In exchange, Loki would get the heart of one of their own.

Clint held his breath for an eternity as Fury’s mouth tightened like he tasted something disgusting. Finally Fury gritted, “Fine, I agree. Your help for one of my people.”
fandom:Avengers  LokiOdinson  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  NickFury  Clint/Coulson  author:JadeDragoness  Coulson/Loki  Rating:R  DevelopingFeelings  Courtshipfic 
august 2012 by sevter
To Say His Name - mapleandmahogany
Phil recruits Clint Barton to SHIELD and falls for him.
Professionalism is more a nice ideal than a reality with SHIELD agents.
Barton lets out a tense laugh. “You've got all the toys, don't you?”
“I try not to brag.”
author:MapleandMahogany  fandom:Avengers  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  PhilCoulson  NatashaRomanov  Pre-Canon  Rating:R  wc:015001-030000 
august 2012 by sevter
The Dangers of Dating a High School Principal - tawg
Clint has never been a fan of museums, especially not museums where the exhibits are trying to kill him. But he will admit, it's not a bad place to meet people.
author:Tawg  AU  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  DevelopingFeelings  FirstTimes  Rating:NC-17  FiveThingsFic  wc:015001-030000  fandom:Avengers  Mood:WAFF  mood:Humour 
august 2012 by sevter
The Damages We Keep - dentalfloss
C/C prompt meme fill: injured in battle. Looking for whumpage! Hawkeye is wounded during a fight and doesn't let on; even afterwards he's hiding it. What's the injury, how bad is it, and just how pissed off is Phil when he discovers it?
It was just Clint and the doc and Phil.

Then Clint remembered the injuries he hadn’t reported from the last mission and the fact that two days wouldn’t be nearly enough time to conceal them. It went a long way in explaining the look Phil was sporting. He was not happy.
author:DentalFloss  fandom:Avengers  ClintBarton  PhilCoulson  SteveRogers  Clint/Coulson  Pre-Romance  OriginalCharacters  wc:010001-015000  Rating:PG-13 
august 2012 by sevter
Children of Loki - Evandar
Agent Coulson is not what he seems. He is much, much more than a government agent and has every reason to fear the opening of the Bifrost. The last time Thor came to Midgard, he did so to pick a fight with Jormungandr.
author:Evandar  fandom:Avengers  PhilCoulson  Clint/Coulson  DarcyLewis  NickFury  Fenris  Hela  Jörmungandr  Rating:R  ThorOdinson  FamilyFic  Gen  wc:010001-015000 
august 2012 by sevter
Five Ill-Conceived Valentine's Day Schemes and One Perfectly Romantic Gesture - laceymcbain
“You know it's Valentine's Day, sir, right?”

“Yes, what's that got to do with—it's Stark, isn't it? It's always Stark.” Phil braced himself for the inevitable bad news. “What did he do this time?”

Phil Coulson hates Valentine's Day at S.H.I.E.L.D. - until he doesn't.
author:LaceyMcBain  fandom:Avengers  FiveThingsFic  FirstTimes  Mood:WAFF  ClintBarton  PhilCoulson  Clint/Coulson  kink:SexPollen  wc:010001-015000  Rating:PG-13  mood:Humour 
august 2012 by sevter
Conviction - Sinope
Coulson gets reborn as a kid named PJ, Hawkeye's biggest fan. Now all he has to do is convince Clint to give him a shot. History repeats itself, but it takes time.
ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  PhilCoulson  fandom:Avengers  author:Sinope  ReincarnationFic  DevelopingFeelings  wc:005001-010000  Rating:R 
august 2012 by sevter
Scars of a Type - Moonrose91
Both Clint and Phil's bodies are a patchwork of scars because, no matter how hard the medical team tries, they always end up with at least one more scar.

Just not all of those scars can be seen.
fandom:Avengers  ClintBarton  PhilCoulson  NatashaRomanov  Clint/Coulson  EstablishedRelationships  FakeDeath  author:Moonrose91  Rating:R  wc:001001-005000  illness:PTSD  HurtComfort  Tortured 
august 2012 by sevter
Fifty Pound Draw - shadowen
Barton had been with S.H.I.E.L.D. four months, two weeks, and three days when he became, abruptly and inescapably, the center of Phil’s attention.

“I’m not going to ask why you set one of your fellow agents on fire,” Phil said. “Though that’s not something we generally encourage.”
author:Shadowen  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  Pre-Romance  Rating:R  Tortured  HurtComfort  CaseFiles  DevelopingFeelings  fandom:Avengers  wc:030001-060000 
august 2012 by sevter
One hears clearly only with the heart - kathierif_fic
Clint doesn’t need to hear the words to know what Steve is saying to him.

“What have you done?”
fandom:Avengers  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  Rating:PG-13  illness:Disability  author:Kathierif  mood:Hopeful  TonyStark 
july 2012 by sevter
In the backseat - sirona
Clint isn't thinking of much, in that moment, other than the fact that there are four Ice Giants bearing down on him at speeds that make them blur faintly. It's pure instinct, really, no space for thought, consideration -- no time, either. He does the one thing he thinks--hopes--will keep him alive; he turns, sprints along the roof, trusts, like he has never allowed himself to trust anything (anyone) before in his life, and leaps out into empty space.
fandom:Avengers  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  PhilCoulson  EstablishedRelationships  Rating:NC-17  kink:BDSM  wc:005001-010000  author:Sirona  TeamFic 
july 2012 by sevter
Leaving Doubt to Fate - Sinope
Clint doesn't have a functioning arm. Phil doesn't have a functioning body. They make it work.
author:Sinope  fandom:Avengers  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  Rating:NC-17  kink:BDSM  illness:Disability 
july 2012 by sevter
Follow You Into The Dark - Misachan
"What I'm saying is that the deal you're proposing isn't exactly very balanced, is it? Trade one soul for over eighty lives? What kind of a business do you think we're running here?" She stepped very close to him, running one manicured fingernail against his lower lip. Her breath smelled like sulfur. "Especially a soul we were likely to get anyway."
author:Misachan  fandom:Avengers  fandom:GoodOmens  PhilCoulson  NickFury  NatashaRomanov  ClintBarton  Crossovers  Clint/Coulson  Clint/Phil/Natasha  Rating:R  wc:010001-015000  HelaLokidottir  EstablishedRelationships  Tortured 
july 2012 by sevter
Strong in the Broken Places - knittyknicker
Phil slid into a booth and waited, ordering coffee when the waitress asked what he wanted. For a while he just sat, relishing the warmth of the mug against his chilled fingers. His eyes skipped over the businesses surrounding the diner and eventually his eyes settle on the sign directly across from him. Navy Recruitment. Marines. Coulson shrugs, finishing his coffee and throwing down enough to cover the cup plus a nice tip.
fandom:Avengers  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  PhilCoulson  OriginalCharacters  Mood:Angst  Verse:Omega  Rating:NC-17  author:KnittyKnicker  Mpreg  illness:Miscarriage  wc:010001-015000 
july 2012 by sevter
Hold, Release - Morgane (smilla840)
During a mission, Phil decides he needs to learn how to use a bow. Once they get home Clint obliges.
fandom:Avengers  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  Rating:NC-17  author:Morgane  wc:001001-005000  Mood:WAFF  EstablishedRelationships 
july 2012 by sevter
This Headache is Named Tony Stark - Jade_Dragoness
The problem with emotionally forcing Tony Stark to acknowledge the value of your existence was that the man made the assumption that it made you his.
author:JadeDragoness  TonyStark  PhilCoulson  PepperPotts  Coulson/Stark  Clint/Coulson  Rating:PG-13  fandom:Avengers  wc:005001-010000  mood:Humour 
july 2012 by sevter
The Time to Find a Place to Land - BlackEyedGirl
By Phil’s count, this is his third attempt at bringing the Avengers together, although he will admit his participation in the second attempt was more symbolic than anything else. He hadn’t expected Stark to be the easiest sell, or Barton to be the most problematic, but things have changed since he’s been away. [Movie spoilers.]
fandom:Avengers  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  Rating:R  wc:015001-030000  author:BlackEyedGirl  CastEnsemble  illness:PTSD  Mood:Angst  HurtComfort  DarcyLewis 
july 2012 by sevter
hand over your heart - cherryvanilla
If a top secret file on Phil Coulson and Clint Barton's relationship existed, it would look something like this.
fandom:Avengers  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  Steve/Tony  FirstTimes  wc:005001-010000  Rating:PG-13  author:CherryVanilla  DevelopingFeelings  NatashaRomanov  mood:Fun 
july 2012 by sevter
Five Things that Happened after the Movie Ended by Teand
Steve riding off without a helmet, cyborg pigeons, Darcy, confrontation with Fury and a Clint/Coulson scene.
author:Teand  fandom:Avengers  Clint/Coulson  CastEnsemble  Rating:PG-13  FiveThingsFic  SteveRogers  Gen  DarcyLewis  NickFury  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton 
july 2012 by sevter
there’s a small town in my mind - pigeonstatueconundrum
Phillip Coulson is a man of few words, and one of those is not sentiment. There are three lies in that sentence, can you spot them?
author:pigeonstatueconundrum  fandom:Avengers  fandom:DoctorWho  Crossovers  OriginalCharacters  PhilCoulson  Clint/Coulson  Rating:PG  AdoptionFic  wc:010001-015000  WIP  Pre-Canon  CharacterStudy  ChildhoodFic 
july 2012 by sevter
The Strength of the Wolf - gwynhefar
Phil notices something different about his new asset. Something he's seen before. Takes place pre-Avengers.
author:gwynhefar  fandom:Avengers  PhilCoulson  AU:Shapeshifters  ClintBarton  OriginalCharacters  DevelopingFeelings  WIP  Rating:PG-13  wc:001001-005000  Clint/Coulson 
july 2012 by sevter
Bicycle made for two by Sirona
Pretending to be Phil Coulson's husband, when all you want in the world is not to have to pretend, is the single worst experience of Clint's life.
author:sirona  via:luthien82  fandom:Avengers  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  PhilCoulson  Pining!Fic  Rating:PG-13  mood:Fun  wc:005001-010000  Forced/FakeMarriage 
june 2012 by sevter
But I Will Hold On Hope (And I Won't Let You Choke) by Perpetual Motion
In which Clint is not the emotionally stunted one, plays pretty well with others, and Sitwell is a foul-mouthed matchmaker against his will.
author:PerpetualMotion  via:luthien82  DevelopingFeelings  fandom:Avengers  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Pining!Fic  Clint/Coulson  JasperSitwell  Rating:R  wc:010001-015000 
june 2012 by sevter
If at first you don't succeed (it could be a conspiracy) by Noelia G
"Coulson gets released from medical on Monday, and on Wednesday Clint is ready to fucking murder his new teammates."
In which Clint wants a quiet moment to confess his feelings and Avengers are fucking cockblockers.
via:luthien82  author:NoeliaG  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  PhilCoulson  Rating:PG-13  fandom:Avengers  Pining!Fic  wc:005001-010000  mood:Humour 
june 2012 by sevter
The Nesting Habits of the Wild North American Barton by sabinelagrande (G)
He's not a bird. He's a human. He just likes to be alone. (2,934 words)
Implied Past Trauma
It's not a nest. He's not a bird. He's a human. He just likes to be alone.

He has a room and doesn't sleep there, can't sleep there. It's too big; he'd sleep in the closet, but the closet's way too small, practically just an indentation in the wall. On top of that, everybody knows exactly where it is. People could come and find him too easily; there's no telling what could happen then. It's better just to make his own space, somewhere small and close where he can keep to himself.

This time he's got a pretty nice space, right at the top of one of the stairwells in R&D. The door to the roof is always locked, so nobody uses the top flight; if he stays on the landing, back where the light doesn't reach, he's golden.
fandom:Avengers  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  Rating:G  Mood:WAFF  DevelopingFeelings  author:SabineLagrande  wc:001001-005000 
june 2012 by sevter
In Which Tony Stark Builds Himself Some Friends (But His Family Was Assigned by Nick Fury) [Avengers fic by scifigrl47, on AO3]
Clint had his chin balanced on his folded arms, leaning over the counter, eye to shiny metal surface of the new addition to the Stark Family of Dysfunctional Kitchen Appliances. “Listen, buddy, I get it, I do, you don't want the sesame seed bagel, and I don't blame you. Sesame seeds, they get in everything, gotta get your crumb tray cleaned like, every day, with sesame seeds. I hate it when they get stuck in my teeth, myself, so I'm with you. But they're the only ones we've got left, and I want toast.”

The toaster made a rattling noise not unlike a little kid blowing a raspberry.

“Fine, I got it, yeah, but throw me a bone here. What's your stance on Eggos?”

“Are you trying to negotiate with the toaster?” Steve asked, and Clint straightened up with a heavy sigh.

“Negotiating and failing, which is even more embarrassing.” He poked the thing with a butter knife, but it was a gentle poke.

“New appliance, let me explain how things work around here,” Tony said, heading for the fridge. “If you do not cultivate a lovable personality, I will gift you to SHIELD and you will be stuck in the break room designated for the most junior of the agents, the dumb ones that still think Coulson is an android of some sort.” Tony leaned down so he was face to box with the toaster. “The sort of traumatized and stupid children who will try to stuff an entire blueberry muffin into your slots.”
fandom:Avengers  via:sumeria  author:SciFiGrl47  SteveRogers  Steve/Tony  Sentient!Robots  Jarvis  CastEnsemble  TonyStark  Rating:PG-13  Pre-Romance  mood:Fun  TeamFic  FiveThingsFic  wc:060001-100000  DomesticFic  Clint/Coulson  ClintBarton  PhilCoulson  mood:Humour 
april 2012 by sevter
Assist - james
Clint comes awake all at once, but he doesn't know where he is or what's going on because it's dark and he's splayed out on his back and the single most urgent thing is someone is choking him. He jerks his head away, but they're holding on tight with one hand on the back of his head and one hand over his mouth and he can't breathe. He yanks at his head again and he's trying to get his hands up, shove whoever it is away and his arms are tangled in something, held down.
fandom:Avengers  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  HurtComfort  author:James  EstablishedRelationships  Rating:PG-13  wc:001001-005000 
april 2012 by sevter
Sirona's Epic Clint/Coulson Fic Rec List! by sirona_gs
Sooo. Almost an entire month ago (because I fail so hard at things right now; Ironfries, I’m sorry, I hope I haven’t missed the moment /0) I promised ironfries that I would compile a Clint/Coulson fic rec list for hir, so I could incept hir into the wonderful world of the sniper who loves his agent and the agent who can’t (well, okay, he can, but he’d rather not, it would be so boring) live without his sniper.

In order to achieve this, I have solicited the help of a number of excellent people, who have gifted me with the wisdom of their experience. Thus, I present to you my rec list of awesomesauce C/C fics that I have read, re-read, adored, and bookmarked the hell out of.

Now, it’s basically a given that I’ll have missed something. A bunch of things, even. So, please, feel free to use the comments to add to this list — because sure as hell, there’s no way I’ll have read everything that is out there; rather, it’s pretty much an iron-clad guarantee that I won’t have.
via:jenna_marianne  ThematicList  Recommendations  fandom:Avengers  PhilCoulson  Clint/Coulson  ClintBarton 
april 2012 by sevter
And There Are No Words For That by Torakowalski
If this is what the middle of the night is usually like, Clint is prepared to visit it way more often.

//Sleepy and WAFFy.
via:luthien82  author:Torakowalski  Mood:WAFF  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  FirstTimes  Rating:PG-13  fandom:Avengers  wc:001001-005000 
april 2012 by sevter
10, 9, 8, car by pollyrepeat (R)
Clint was pretty sure he'd seen this movie. Like a lot of things since he'd joined the Avengers, it had been a lot funnier when it wasn't his life. (9,470 words)
wc:005001-010000  via:jenna_marianne  author:PollyRepeat  TimeLoop  DeathFic  mood:Hopeful  Mood:Angst  Tortured  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  PhilCoulson  Rating:R  fandom:Avengers 
march 2012 by sevter
Cybernetic Official Unit for Lawful Security Operations Number 01 - Jade_Dragoness
The most popular rumor in SHIELD was that Agent Phil Coulson was created in a lab. The rumor was unproven. It was also true.
fandom:Avengers  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  PhilCoulson  author:JadeDragoness  Not!Human  ArtificialIntelligence  wc:005001-010000  Rating:PG-13 
march 2012 by sevter
Series | No Straight Lines - gqgqqt
Clint grabs an empty mail envelope and a pen off the counter, then writes down four words and folds the envelope over once, looking uneasily down at it. "I'm just saying it's a thing I think about. But if it's over the line, tell me it's over the line and I won't bring it up again, okay?"
fandom:Avengers  Rating:NC-17  author:gqgqqt  kink:BDSM  Non-Con  Dubious-Con  kink:RolePlay  kink:ConsentPlay  EstablishedRelationships  Mood:WAFF  Clint/Coulson  HurtComfort  OutsiderPOV  wc:015001-030000  illness:PTSD 
march 2012 by sevter
A Matter of Proportions - sirona
Clint somehow finds himself fascinated by Phil Coulson's sartorial choices. He refuses to admit that he's kind of maybe been thinking about it a little too much.
fandom:Avengers  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  PhilCoulson  Pining!Fic  Oblivious  author:Sirona  Mood:WAFF  Rating:NC-17  FirstTimes  wc:005001-010000  focus:Clothes 
march 2012 by sevter
Launch Your Assault - foxxcub
Phil Coulson was more than halfway through his six year plan, and everything was chugging along nicely.

Unfortunately, he hadn’t foreseen a cocky junior Art major waltzing into his life, or his floor.
author:Foxxcub  fandom:Avengers  SchoolFic  AU!AU  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  Rating:NC-17  Oblivious  DevelopingFeelings  Mood:WAFF  Steve/Tony  FuckBuddies  wc:030001-060000 
march 2012 by sevter
Something Death Can Touch - thatdamneddame
Tony nearly dies in the field on a Saturday.

Steve breaks up with Tony the Wednesday after he's released from hospital.

// It take a lot of courage to love something that death can touch--that death has already touched.
fandom:Avengers  Clint/Coulson  TonyStark  SteveRogers  Steve/Tony  Rating:R  mood:Melancholy  author:ThatDamnedDame  Mood:Angst  wc:005001-010000  NatashaRomanov  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton 
march 2012 by sevter
Sidekick - Closer - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Pepper got a text in the middle of lunch with investors.

Non-MIT college dropout drug dealer Tony Stark's new assistant = how scandalous?

She sighed and texted back. I thought I said no hiring based on measurements.

His IQ = at min 175. Good enough measurement for you?

We'll discuss this later.

2 late. Hired him. Run bg check "Michael Ethan Ross" DOB 2.15.85, please ensure not a supervillain.

Sometimes Pepper thought she wasn't paid enough for this. (Then she remembered she was CEO, and could give herself a raise.)
fandom:Avengers  fandom:Suits  MikeRoss  TonyStark  SteveRogers  HarveySpencer  PeterParker  ClintBarton  PhilCoulson  Clint/Coulson  Donna  PepperPotts  wc:030001-060000  Rating:PG-13  CastEnsemble  DevelopingFeelings  author:Closer  Crossovers  mood:Humour 
march 2012 by sevter
Ain't No Rest for the Wicked - orderlychaos
It was only when Phil went to his small, hidden closet to grab a fresh suit that he realised he didn’t actually have a clean suit to change into. Phil grimaced and ran a hand over his face in frustration. Since Phil usually kept at least four suits on hand at all times, not only did that mean that Phil had (rather depressingly) spent the last five days in his office without going home, but he was clearly exhausted because his forward planning was usually way better than this.

In which Phil works too hard, wears jeans and Clint is Clint. And everybody else is just insane.
fandom:Avengers  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  DarcyLewis  author:OrderlyChaos  Rating:PG-13  wc:001001-005000  mood:Humour 
march 2012 by sevter
A little bit of your taste (in my mouth) - ellievolia, sirona
Coffee Shop AU. In which Clint owns the coffee shop that makes the best damn coffee Phil has ever tasted, and things only go downhill from there.
fandom:Avengers  PhilCoulson  DarcyLewis  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  author:Sirona  author:Ellievolia  DevelopingFeelings  Mood:WAFF  SteveRogers  TonyStark  PepperPotts  Rating:NC-17  wc:020001-030000  AU!AU  focus:Food 
march 2012 by sevter
and i can only hope you've got it aimed at me by Lanyon
"Their secret is no longer a secret between two people. This is a remarkable group of people, with a weird definition of loyalty, and they can appreciate anything that keeps Coulson from melting down and Barton from becoming bored enough to fuck with them all. That’s not to say that, sometimes, Coulson doesn’t shout at them because the rec room is not an appropriate venue for arm-wrestling between Thor and the Hulk or that Barton doesn’t piss himself laughing because he got the drop on Rogers but no family is perfect."
via:luthien82  author:Lanyon  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  CastEnsemble  Mood:WAFF  Rating:PG-13  wc:001001-005000  EstablishedRelationships  fandom:Avengers 
march 2012 by sevter
I Trust You to Kill Me - ghostrunner
Most people find Specialist Barton so annoying as to be impossible to work with. He's been bounced off so many black ops teams it's probably a record.

Agent Coulson is made of sterner stuff.
via:luthien82  author:GhostRunner  fandom:Avengers  Rating:NC-17  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  DevelopingFeelings  FirstTimes  wc:005001-010000 
march 2012 by sevter
Professions by gqgqqt (NC-17)
AU where Clint is a well-adjusted part-time sex worker, but Phil has been in the field for years with no mouthy, loyal sniper to watch his back. It shows. (9,940 words)
“You had me a little worried, there,” Clint says, and nods him into the hotel room. “Thought you might've gotten lost on the way in.”

“Parking,” he replies, and clears his throat.
fandom:Avengers  author:gqgqqt  via:jenna_marianne  AU  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  PhilCoulson  Mood:Angst  HurtComfort  Rating:NC-17  work:Prostitution  wc:005001-010000 
march 2012 by sevter
Now We've Learned To Kiss The Sky - torakowalski - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
“I’m going to ask you something,” Phil says and then pauses and doesn’t ask Clint anything at all.

“Yeah?” Clint asks, leaning forward and resting his elbows on the table. “Is it kinky?” It isn’t, obviously; Phil never has a problem suggesting anything when it comes to sex.

Phil shakes his head. He looks up, catching and holding Clint’s eyes. Clint doesn’t make any more smartass comments. “Marry me?” Phil asks.
author:Torakowalski  ClintBarton  PhilCoulson  EstablishedRelationships  Mood:WAFF  fandom:Avengers  Rating:NC-17  wc:010001-015000  Clint/Coulson 
march 2012 by sevter
By the Book by Perpetual Motion / perpetfic (PG-13)
Coulson figures it out through standard procedure (rumor mill to threatening junior agents to that required weird conversation with one’s boss). (3,032 words)
“Hrm,” Fury replies. He steeples his fingers and angles his head back to look at the target Coulson has actually hung behind his desk, the arrows still sticking out of it. “I don’t give a shit about fraternization,” he says. “I’m trying to save the world.”

“We’re not fraternizing.”

“Oh, I know you’re not,” and the way Fury grins at him makes Coulson want to squirm. “But I’ve got thirty bucks in the pool you two finally will sometime in the next week, so do me a solid, huh? I’m happy to split the pot.”

Coulson thinks for a moment, trying to figure out how to explain. “We’re not interested in one another,” he says finally.

“Uh-huh,” Fury says, standing up and glancing at the monitor. Clint is still completely still. “He’s the best we have. He doesn’t have to listen to anyone to get the job done. I could have cut him loose without a handler years ago, but he kept requesting you, and he puts up with the others because those are the rules.”
fandom:Avengers  via:jenna_marianne  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  Oblivious  Rating:PG-13  DevelopingFeelings  Pre-Romance  wc:001001-005000  Clint/Coulson 
march 2012 by sevter
And I'll cross oceans like never before by sirona (NC-17)
'Oh, hell no,' he thinks, looking down at his hands only to be met with furry paws instead of the fingers he expects.

--Or the one where Loki turns Clint into a puppy, and his new condition allows him to gain some startling insights into their resident babysitter agent. (16,856 words)
fandom:Avengers  via:jenna_marianne  author:Sirona  ClintBarton  PhilCoulson  Rating:NC-17  Transformation:Animal  DevelopingFeelings  Clint/Coulson  wc:015001-030000 
march 2012 by sevter
Disclosures | gqgqqt
Phil Coulson is miserable, distrusted by most of SHIELD, and still doesn't remember why.

It's only going to get worse before it gets better.
author:gqgqqt  via:luthien82  fandom:Avengers  Clint/Coulson  ClintBarton  PhilCoulson  DevelopingFeelings  Tortured  HurtComfort  Rating:R  Mood:Angst  Pining!Fic  NatashaRomanoff  wc:060001-100000  illness:Amnesia 
march 2012 by sevter
Only his ring finger knows - sirona
In which the Avengers take advantage of some unexpected downtime around Tony's pool and several of Clint's tattoos are discussed. Including the one just over his heart...
author:Sirona  fandom:Avengers  PhilCoulson  ClintBarton  EstablishedRelationships  SecretRelationships  Rating:PG  Clint/Coulson  mood:WAFF  wc:001001-005000 
february 2012 by sevter
Triskelion by windswept_fic (PG-13)
Inspired by the Norse myth of Nari and Vali. Clint, Bullseye and Loki. (10,800 words)
[From a fic search: Clint Barton and Bullseye from Daredevil are brothers, and reincarnated sons of Loki.]
As far as enemies went, Loki really wasn't that bad.

Sure, he destroyed a city block now and then, or decided that the Statue of Liberty would look better in Central Park, but he was no supervillain as far as Clint was concerned. Where Faustus tried to turn them all into nutjobs and Doom liked to blow up anything Reed Richards had built (Clint had mentioned more than once that maybe he should just stop making things), Loki was more of a 'let's recreate Ghostbusters and send a giant marshmallow man raging through the Upper West Side' kind of guy.

Clint rather liked him.

The next time he came face-to-face with the trickster god was on a completely unrelated mission, when some of Doom's robot toys were running rampant in Brooklyn and the Faily Four were out of town. Thor was busy smacking things around while Tony used the machines as target practice, and Clint was covering them from a nearby rooftop by seeing how many of the flying parts he could hit before they touched the ground. He would later get scolded for having too much fun as he didn't notice Doom himself appearing behind him until it was too late, the comm in his ear exploding, rupturing an eardrum and jerking his aim to send one of his arrows dangerously close to Thor's head.

When he spun around, Doom was standing frozen in place and Loki was standing there, frowning at him in disapproval.

Clint didn't know who he should shoot at.

"The Avengers are mine," Loki chided, making a 'tsk'ing sound. "And it is very impolite to break things that do not belong to you."

He snapped his fingers and Doom vanished, and when he turned around, Clint found himself as paralyzed as the psycho technophile doctor had been. He was only able to gape as Loki tilted his head to the side, brilliant blue eyes with millennia of knowledge seeming to pierce right through him.

With a twitch of his hand, Loki undid the damage to his ear, restoring the comm unit as well. He walked over to pat Clint patronizingly on the head.

"Try to be more careful next time, shall we?"

He then disappeared in a wisp of purple light, leaving Clint whole and unharmed and incredibly confused.
fandom:Avengers  via:jenna_marianne  author:Windswept  Rating:PG-13  ClintBarton  Clint/Coulson  LokiOdinson  Mood:Angst  mood:Hopeful  wc:010001-015000 
february 2012 by sevter

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