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The Waiting Game - Increasing_Paranoia - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"Do you remember how I told you that I have two names?" Jim asks.

"Vaguely," Bones finally responds. Jim shoots Spock a look and the Vulcan takes over the narration.

"I, also, have two names, Leonard," he tells the doctor.

"It's the same name," Jim interrupts gleefully.

"Uh, congrats?" McCoy asks more than states. "So, who's the lucky guy or gal?"

"His name is John Grimm," Spock informs him. McCoy carefully avoids breaking his coffee mug. [5902]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  crossover  m:doom  c:startrek:bones  c:doom:reaper  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  trope:sameactor  trope:soulmates  OT3  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:secrets  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:friendstolovers  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:HEA  p:startrek:kirk/spock  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy/spock  ge:slash  ge:drama  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
A Quiet Mind - Increasing_Paranoia - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
After an unfortunate telepathic incident leaves McCoy in a coma, Spock reluctantly agrees to perform a mind meld on the doctor. He finds the human's mind unexpectedly quiet. [4843]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  crossover  m:doom  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:bones  c:doom:reaper  trope:sameactor  theme:immortality  theme:injury  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:fixing  p:startrek:mccoy/spock  ge:pre-slash  ge:drama  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
Lost In the Stars - Straight_Outta_Hobbiton - Bleach [Archive of Our Own]
It's been a few hundred years, and Ichigo is a Starfleet captain, looking glamorous in gold as he explores the universe. Like any good captain, he's more than happy to help a ship in need— though he's more than a little bit surprised by its commander. [1413]
fic  an:bleach  au:fusion  u:startrek  tobetagged 
august 2018 by scorpionvoices
Klingon cross stitch sampler | Happy Stitch
A perfectly normal sampler except that it has Klingon pIqaD alphabet and numbers
post:pattern-free  art:crossstitch  u:startrek 
march 2018 by scorpionvoices
Five Times Leonard McCoy Agreed with That Green-Blooded SOB - damalur - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
A Vulcan, a doctor, and Jim Kirk walk into a bar on Betazed. Before and after that, some other things happen. [1900]
With uncanny accuracy, Jim tracks them down; he turns up, bleeding from three places and with a comm code scrawled in ink across one cheek, just as Bones is settling into a promising argument with Spock.

Bones sighs. Jim bleeding always does put a damper on things.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:competency!!!  theme:establishedrelationship  p:startrek:mccoy/spock  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
august 2015 by scorpionvoices
Satisfactory - damalur - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Advancing a relationship with Leonard McCoy only seems logical, particularly after Spock hears that the good doctor carried his katra in another life. [5674]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  trope:matchmaking  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:firstkiss  o:adorable  p:startrek:mccoy/spock  ge:slash  r:pg  @ao3 
august 2015 by scorpionvoices
Rules and Regulations - WerewolvesAreReal - Star Trek: The Original Series [Archive of Our Own]
Other people always seem to be in awe of Spock's perfect poise and control. But then, those people don't have access to his reports. [740]
ficlet  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  LOLZ  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:snark  ge:gen  r:pg  a:werewolvesarereal  @ao3 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
The Ask and the Answer - icarus_chained - Star Trek: The Original Series [Archive of Our Own]
"Are you trying to kill me, Spock? Is that what you really want?"

Spock had never considered what he wanted from the doctor, until McCoy had asked him and suddenly he was faced with answering. In the aftermath of Sarpeidon, he struggles to understand his own response, and what it might mean. [2400]
fic  u:startrek  tv:startrekTOS  episoderelated  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:bones  characterstudy  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:pining  p:startrek:mccoy/spock  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:icarus_chained  @ao3 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
Crash-courses in Therianthropy - icarus_chained - Star Trek: The Original Series [Archive of Our Own]
Leonard McCoy always hated shore leave, waiting for the next bloody idiot to come back broke up when half of sickbay were busy getting smashed on Andorian ale planetside. When Pavel Chekov came back from shore leave with bite-wounds and a condition that threatened to endanger a whole sub-community on the Enterprise, he considered that hatred well-justified.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:chekov  c:startrek:sulu  theme:werewolves  theme:weresomethings  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:secrets  theme:friendship  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:icarus_chained  @ao3 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
Fate Protects Fools (Small Children, and Ships Named Valor) - sunryder - NCIS, Hawaii Five-0 (2010), Star Trek [Archive of Our Own]
The Federation Starship Valor was one of the crowning jewels of the Fleet. Her Tactical Chief was a Bajoran with a penchant for blowing things up and asking questions later, her Security Chief was a human who'd followed his daughter halfway across the galaxy and now was relegated to serving drinks in Ten Forward, her newest officer was a Trill with a bright smile who teased the Captain far too much, and her Captain... well let's just say Gibbs wasn't a happy man. [20,951]
fic  tv:ncis  tv:hawaii5-0  au:fusion  u:startrek  c:ncis:gibbs  c:ncis:tony  c:h50:steve  c:h50:danny  c:ncis:ensemble  c:h50:ensemble  case-file  theme:undercover  theme:spies  theme:snark  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:love  theme:firstkiss  theme:competency!!!  p:h50:danny/steve  p:ncis:gibbs/jenny  p:ncis:gibbs/tony  ge:action  ge:multi  r:pg-13  @ao3 
july 2015 by scorpionvoices
people are afraid of what they don't understand, "We provide… leverage" Star Trek!Leverage AU...
Star Trek!Leverage AU
↳ After years of an abusive childhood, Jim Kirk’s faith in the legal system dies after seeing his influential step-father walk free, even after his testimony. Ten years later, he leads a team of highly skilled criminals with the sole purpose of assuring that justice is done when everything else fails.
*want*  gif{s}  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:sulu  c:startrek:uhura  au:fusion  tv:leverage  @tumblr 
october 2014 by scorpionvoices
Of Twin Stars and Other Eccentric Satellites - winterhill - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
A year into the mission, Spock and Jim have got on with things and are well on their way to that great destined friendship -- or maybe more. There’s spanner in the works, though, when a group of colonists exploring an unknown part of New Vulcan go missing, and the Enterprise crew is called in to help. The problem? The Vulcan High Council has insisted they take a guide — Spock’s wife, T’Pring. [30,874]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:t'pring  c:stratrek:stonn  c:startrek:spockprime  case-file  theme:totherescue!  theme:stranded  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:pining  theme:firstkiss  theme:competency!!!  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  theme:love  p:startrek:spock/t'pring  p:startrek:kirk/spock  ge:slash  r:pg-13  a:winterhill  @ao3 
august 2014 by scorpionvoices
Under the Milky Way, Tonight - jouissant - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
She's not sure when this became a thing, them drinking and him propositioning her and Spock. She can't remember when it started, and it must have been gradual because Nyota knows once upon a time she would have shut that shit down post fucking haste, and he'd never have said another word. But Kirk is sneaky, and he snuck up on her, and now he's here, sitting next to her on the banquette with the smiling eyes and the booming laughter and the hand on Spock's shoulder and it's like…why didn't she think of this herself? [4107]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:inebriation  theme:first-time  theme:friendstolovers  pov:coc  kink:powers  p:startrek:spock/uhura  p:startrek:kirk/spock/uhura  ge:het  ge:multi  r:nc-17  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
oh, what I wouldn't do (for you) - canistakahari - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Just after the end of their first five year mission, Jim and Bones buy an apartment together and take a sabbatical. The only problem is, Bones can't sleep. He really, really can't fucking sleep. [6546]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  theme:earthside  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:domesticity  theme:insomnia  theme:h/c  theme:angst  theme:fixing  theme:love  p:startrek:kirk/mccoy  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:nc-17  a:canistakahari  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Survivors - Chapter 1 - Eligh - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
The Federation has been torn apart by an invading alien force, and Spock, now a rebel, has had everything he once cared about ripped from him. But a chance raid on a prison produces an unlikely survivor, and with his rescue, Spock's life begins to come back into focus. [95,812] [Features interesting OCs, intense action and drama, extensive plottins, and all the emotional hemorrhaging you could ask for. Definitely recommended.]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:sybok  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:stonn  c:startrek:oc  c:startrek:ensemble  theme:war  theme:grief  theme:angst  theme:totherescue!  theme:emotionalconstipation  trope:amnesia  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:love  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:permanentinjury  theme:sacrifice  theme:marriage  trope:partnerbond  theme:HEA  warning:characterdeath-sortof  theme:resurrection  p:startrek:kirk/spock  ge:slash  ge:drama  ge:action  r:nc-17  @ao3  l:novel  w:torture 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
For Gladness of You - kariye - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
In which shit goes down in no particular order: Jim almost starts a war, Spock gets tortured, Jim gets kidnapped, Jim gets tortured, Spock gets not-quite-kidnapped, Jim takes the Enterprise joyriding, and mysterious Vulcans with their even more mysterious leader hop a ride for a few weeks. But that’s not what the story’s about. It’s about this: Jim was always going to fall in love with Spock – boldly, recklessly. He just didn’t expect to stay that way. A story about getting over all that. [51,055]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:cupcake  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:captivity  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:first-time  theme:competency!!!  theme:totherescue!  theme:selfrescue  theme:grief  theme:sacrifice  theme:PTSD  theme:foundfamily  p:startrek:kirk/spock  ge:slash  ge:drama  r:nc-17  @ao3 
september 2013 by scorpionvoices
she's the one that they call old whatsername - kaydeefalls - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"You gotta plant your flag in the dirt and declare victory on your own terms. The winner is whoever survives long enough to write the history books." (Always-a-girl!Kirk.) [9959]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:gender  tobetagged 
august 2013 by scorpionvoices
Magpie - Chapter 1 - waldorph - Star Trek (2009), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Spock met Jim when he was 7 and Jim was 6. It has since been generally agreed that this was a mistake (or: the one where they grow up together and things are simultaneously better and worse for it). [57,642]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:justalittledifferent  unread 
july 2013 by scorpionvoices
Midnight Judges - lettered - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
In the two weeks following the events of Star Trek Into Darkness, a Starfleet officer tries to put Starfleet back together again.

As a friend pointed out, anyone looking for a fic with plot and subtlety should probably not read this fic. It might work whether you liked the movie or not, but I wrote it in order to address multiple aspects of fail. It should probably be titled, Why I Love Starfleet. [16,708]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-movie  c:startrek:oc  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:chapel  c:startrek:numberone  c:startrek:gaila  c:startrek:m'benga  c:startrek:kirk  theme:politics  theme:genderqueer  theme:aftermath  theme:fixing  worldbuilding  theme:injury  theme:destiny  theme:fix-it  theme:grief  theme:friendship  theme:timetravel  genre:gen  r:pg  a:lettered  @ao3 
june 2013 by scorpionvoices
practice, practice, practice, then take a left.
#jim’s face though #his worldview’s been rocked #wait?? #bones?? #you don’t just like people out of the blue it takes time and effort?? #and months of sleeping on the floor outside your room after you’ve locked them out for the fifth time because ‘some of us are doctors jim’ #’some of us have exams in the morning jim’ #’some of us don’t want to be woken up at 2am by your drunk self trying to take over my bed jim’ #i thought what we had was special?? #what do you mean you like him?? #bones?? BONES?? #and the rest of the film is just bones comfortingly stabbing jim with hyposprays to remind him that yes bones really does love him best
gif{s}  u:startrek  m:startrek09  LOLZ  for-kayla  @tumblr 
june 2013 by scorpionvoices
igrockspock: Fourteen Days of Shitty Coffee
Starfleet Medical's cafeteria serves the worst coffee. Nyota drinks it in slow little sips anyway, like she's sitting at her favorite coffee shop in Nairobi. When she's finished filing her reports, she clicks off her padd and snaps the stylus back into its clip.

The corridor leading to Jim's room feels very long. [1500]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:bones  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:injury  theme:foundfamily  p:startrek:spock/uhura  genre:het  r:pg-13  a:igrockspock  @lj 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
Trust - SailorSol - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"You're awake!" she says, and Jim can't help the small smile that tugs at his lips.

"You are too."

His mother scowls at him. "You have a terrible sense of humor, James Tiberius Kirk." [848] [post-Into Darkness]
ficlet  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:winona  theme:aftermath  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:family  theme:foundfamily  genre:gen  r:pg  @ao3 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
A Thing You Probably Didn't Notice: Riker Sits Down Like A Crazy Person
The human brain has this amazing ability to filter out the bizarre. Bigfoot could walk by your window right now and you probably wouldn’t notice because your brain just doesn’t have time for that s–t.

Here’s another example — I’ve watched every episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation (several times) and I never noticed that Riker doesn’t know how to use a chair. When the guy sits down he pulls the chair back and dramatically slings his leg over the back of it like he’s mounting a freakin’ horse. He apparently does this all the time, regardless of the situation. It’s nuts.
LOLZ  article  for-brittany  for-kayla  video  u:startrek  tv:nextgeneration  c:startrek:riker 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Greatest Star Trek Quotes
Human bonding rituals often involve a great deal of talking, and dancing, and crying.
-Worf to Data, on weddings, Star Trek: The Next Generation, “Data’s Day”

I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women. When I have some, I’ll let you know.
-Captain Picard to Data, Star Trek: The Next Generation, “In Theory”

Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons.
-Spock to Kirk, as Kirk is about to hug him, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
quotes  u:startrek  tv:startrekTOS  tv:DS9  tv:nextgeneration  opinion:awesome  lolz.forever  for-kayla 
may 2013 by scorpionvoices
If You’re Into It - canistakahari - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Five things Jim didn’t know about Bones (and one thing he already did).


Jim scrunches up his face. “Ketchup isn’t an *ingredient*.”

“No,” agrees McCoy, happily digging into the rapidly-congealing pasta. “It’s a food group.” [7498]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  theme:timegap  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:first-time  BFFpairing  kink:publicsex  p:startrek:bones/kirk  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @ao3  style:fivethings  a:canistakahari 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
chromatography - 8611 - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Leonard McCoy has a perfectly boring, average life. Or he would, if you ignored the part where he's a witch, his best friend is dating an undead guy, and he's got a very peeved shapeshifter on his tail. [9110]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:modern  au:magicalrealism  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:gaila  theme:witches  theme:shapeshifters  theme:shenanigans  theme:sliceoflife  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:first-time  opinion:cute  p:startrek:bones/kirk  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  a:8611  @ao3 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
pentapus: ST Reboot art: Gaila is the witch of the woods
Originally, I only did one piece of art for the challenge. Just before sign ups, a call went out that writers greatly outnumbered artists and would we be willing to do any extra art. Since I love making prompts more than anything, I did, uh, four more pieces for the challenge in the next week. Three of them I had clear plans for. For the rest, all I knew was that I wanted there to be multiple pairings and multiple ladies available for writers. After a bunch of fruitless brainstorming, somehow I ended up with, "I'll draw Gaila with a bunch of cats. That's got unanswered questions, right? Oh, and also this forest picture I just found."

So here you go.
art:fanart  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:gaila  opinion:awesome  genre:gen  rating:g  artist:pentapus  @lj 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Sweater Song - canistakahari - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Once upon a time, I found a cartoon on deviantART of Bones from when he meets Jim on the shuttle. In the comments, the artist had described Bones thusly: "I'm from Georgia and I'm wearing forty sweaters and I haven't washed my hair in a week but we should be friends." I use it as my personal message on MSN. jou saw it and loved it. She drew a comic where Bones wears forty sweaters for me. In return, I wrote about Spock wearing twenty-eight point three sweaters. The end. IDEK, you guys. [475]
ficlet  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:spock  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:sliceoflife  genre:gen  genre:fluff  genre:crackish  rating:pg  @ao3  a:canistakahari 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
daunt: John Watson & Leonard McCoy….and... | sometimes daunting
"Oh my god, should we interrupt them?"

"What, and ruin this potentially hazardous, universe-altering situation?"

"Honestly, they might hurt themselves."

"They *always* hurt themselves. Hell if they listen to a goddamn word I say."
art:fanart  u:startrek  m:startrek09  crossover  tv:sherlock  c:SH:watson  c:startrek:bones  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg  artist:daunt  @tumblr 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
daunt: Cuppa Bonding (more Star Trek/Sherlock... | sometimes daunting
While I still think Bones would rip John a new one for carrying around a ‘barbaric weapon from the stone age’ (“Oh, I see. Well, why not just beat them to death with a rock, it’s just as civilized!”) and John would ask him if he ‘ever stops complaining’…I think they would bond in MANY OTHER WAYS.

Like. Shared exasperation. And adoration for their lifepartners.
art:fanart  u:startrek  m:startrek09  crossover  tv:sherlock  c:startrek:bones  c:SH:watson  c:startrek:kirk  LOLZ  genre:gen  rating:pg  artist:daunt  @tumblr 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
1/11/13 - Fat Bill for Lazulisong Fat Bill is a... | sometimes daunting
Fat Bill is a part of Lazulisong’s Star Trek fics. He generally adores Spock and is frenemies with Jim. She wrote me a gorgeous McCoy fic where he is super stressed and gets assigned ‘stress monitoring’ medical animals. :D One of them is Fat Bill!
art:fanart  u:startrek  m:startrek09  theme:pets  humor  artist:daunt  @tumblr 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
Only Good for Legends - leupagus, screamlet - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
That epic AU where Spock never joined Starfleet; instead he became a cop who arrests Jim Kirk twenty-three times in two years for being a public nuisance. Also featuring the zany adventures of Amanda Grayson, Winona Kirk, Leonard McCoy, T'Pring, T'Pau, and Sybok. Covers the four years preceding Star Trek Reboot, the events of the movie, and some five years and change afterwards. [149,677 words; no, that is not a typo]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:winona  c:startrek:amanda  c:startrek:sybok  c:startrek:numberone  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:t'pring  c:startrek:bones  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:family  theme:injury  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:clueless  theme:aftermath  theme:cuddling  theme:cultureclash  theme:domesticity  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:first-time  theme:love  theme:h/c  theme:HEA  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:scars  p:startrek:kirk/spock  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:leupagus  author:screamlet  @ao3  length:novel 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
54 by ~bunnyLee on deviantART
New headcanon: this completely unrelated photo is what I now believe girl!Spock looks like.
art  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:spock  au:gender  @deviantart 
july 2012 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: Just Another Place in the Stars
It's a well-known fact that once you make it past the vast emptiness of space, the deceptively dangerous planetary missions, persistent Federation enemies, diplomatic meetings that always tend to go wrong, and game night with a competitive Jim Kirk, there's not a whole lot to do in space. Sure you can do all the usual things, like read and gossip about who's hooking up with whom, and buy into Scotty's still and make bets on when it's going to explode, but that only takes a few months, and then boredom sets in soon after. The crew of the Enterprise has had to develop hobbying as self-defense against the long stretches between boredom and terror, and some of the hobbies are stranger than others. [7137]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:scotty  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:chapel  c:startrek:bones  startrek:kirk  c:startrek:sulu  c:startrek:chekov  characterstudy  theme:team!  theme:shenanigans  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:sliceoflife  p:startrek:spock/uhura  p:startrek:bones/kirk  genre:slash  genre:het  rating:pg-13  author:robanybody  @lj 
june 2012 by scorpionvoices
Bedside Manner
McCoy crossed his arms across that very impressive chest, his look a cross between exasperation and curiosity. "How often does that work?"

Chris flashed his most brilliant smile. "How often does what work?"

"That," McCoy waved. "The 24-carat, butter-wouldn't-melt-in-your-mouth charm."

"Often enough. Should I apologize for flirting?"

"You do realize that any way I answer you will make me look like an ass?"

"So don't," Chris answered. "Just say yes."

"Say yes to what?"

fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:bones  theme:firstmeetings  theme:injury  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:dating  theme:firstkiss  opinion:awesome  unusualpairing  p:startrek:bones/pike  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @privatearchive 
may 2012 by scorpionvoices
regann: Going Native
An AU take on Season 5's Doctor Bashir, I Presume. With no recourse but to resign from the service, Bashir takes a chance that he couldn't have contemplated as a Starfleet officer. Meanwhile, the crew looks for a creative solution that will keep their doctor on the station. ~14,000 words.
fic  u:startrek  tv:DS9  c:ds9:bashir  c:ds9:garak  c:ds9:ensemble  theme:secrets  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:family  theme:fixing  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:romance  theme:first-time  theme:RST  theme:cominghome  p:startrek:bashir/garak  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:regann  @lj 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Warp Speed Calculator
This warp speed calculator is based on the Next Generation Warp Speed Scale. Now, I have to be honest here, this scale's equations aren't entirely clear to me. From Warp 1 through 9, the equation is unchanged. It's a relatively simple logarithmic equation, which you can get by viewing the code of this page if you're interested.

However, once you pass warp 9, the equation changes, and I'm not sure what it changes to. If anyone knows, PLEASE contact me via the address in the Javascript code. As it stands now, I've "cheated" with the warp factors above 9. In order to perfectly match the Warp Speed Chart shown in the Star Trek Encyclopedia, I've made several adjustments to the equation to account for the rapidly accellerating curve that is apparent past warp 9. So, if you enter any of the values listed in the Encyclopedia for warp factor, you will get the correct multiple of the speed of light in the results.
fun.stuff:gadgets  writers.reference  u:startrek  opinion:awesome  for-cindy  tv:nextgeneration 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
_seven_crows: Murphy's Law of Jim Kirk Diplomacy
"Great," Kirk says. "In the end, it's not going to be punching someone in the face, or shooting something, or even in some barfight – it's going to be a goddamned diplomatic mission gone wrong that does me in." [5032]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startek:bones  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  theme:friendship  theme:injury  theme:stranded  theme:illness  trope:huddlingforwarmth  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:_seven_crows  @lj 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
janice_lester: Sub Rosa
Jim snoops about in the message buffers, seeing what his crew are writing to each other when they're supposed to be working. [1800]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  tobetagged 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
Laws of Ownership - thefarofixer - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Jim isn’t sure what exactly he was expecting when he blasted the lock on the cargo bay door of the Orion Raider Ship they’d just boarded but a room full of small mewling balls of fur certainly wasn’t it. He’d hoped for the best and prepared himself for the worst but somehow this had never entered his thoughts as a possibility.

“Did we just save a ship full of kittens?” Jim asks in disbelief.

“I have never encountered kittens with such large fangs before,” Chekov says, walking up to stand next to him. “Zen again this is why I joined Starfleet.”

“To save kittens?” Jim asks, distractedly holstering his phaser.

“To seek out new life,” Chekov replies with an easy shrug. “I vas thinking more along the lines of intelligent life, but I do not complain.” [4384]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-movie  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  ensemble  theme:clueless  trope:stealth!dating  humor  shenanigans  opinion:sweet  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  p:startrek:kirk/spock  genre:slash  rating:pg  @ao3 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
kototyph: Ham, or, the Dog that (Almost) Ate the Enterprise
Summary: For [info]space_wrapped 2011. Prompt 57: “It’s not like life on the Enterprise is ever calm, so of course Jim’s Christmas present tries to eat them all”, with guest appearances by unclaimed prompts 59 and 61: “Mistletoe shenanigans!” and “Someone hijacks the comm system and blasts holiday music. Bones is… less than pleased. Jim finds his reaction hilarious”.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-movie  tobetagged 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
canis_takahari: Nowhere With You
“Speaking of Leonard,” says Sam cheerfully, the corners of his eyes crinkling up. “How’s the sex life? Are you satisfied and fulfilled?”

Jim lets out a completely involuntary sound that bears passing resemblance to the noise cats make when you accidentally step on their tails. “Oh my god,” he says, putting his hands over his ears. “Oh my god. Tradition over. I’m going home. I’m putting myself on an ice floe.”

“What?” says Sam innocently. “I’m just registering polite interest about my little brother’s personal life. Sisters talk about stuff like this. Aurelan told me so.”

“Please, just let me die,” chants Jim, turning his gaze up to the roof of the hut.

“Is he loud? He seems like he’d be loud in bed,” continues Sam serenely.

“I’ve made a terrible mistake,” babbles Jim. “Clearly I never should’ve allowed you to meet Bones. Hanukkah is cancelled.”

“Jimmy,” Sam says, plowing relentlessly on. “Just tell me one thing. You use protection, right? I’m only asking out of concern.”

“Oh dear lord, look over there, the camp stove is on fire,” says Jim loudly, pointing over Sam’s shoulder.

Bless his big brother for turning to look. Really. He’s the best. Jim reaches for the walleye.

When Sam turns back around, Jim slaps him in the face with his fish. [7100]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:modern  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:bones  c:startrek:sam  c:startrek:winona  theme:holidays  theme:family  theme:love  theme:snark  hilarity  theme:establishedrelationship  opinion:adorable  p:startrek:bones/kirk  genre:fluff  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @lj  for-kayla  for-cindy  favs:startrek  a:canistakahari 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
lazulisong: Cat and Dog Life
“What the hell is that,” says Leonard, pointing at the cat. A month of good food and sleeping partly on Spock and mostly on Chris’s face has made Jim -- he just looks like a Jim -- sleek and plush. He’s a lot more energetic than Spock had ever dreamed of being, and he likes to play a game where he waits until Spock is napping and then takes a running leap onto his head. As cats do, apparently.

“Spock’s pet cat,” says Chris.

Leonard stares at him.

“Hey,” says Chris, spreading his hands. “I just live here.” [1500]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  au:modern  au:nothuman  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  theme:friendship  theme:adoption  theme:domesticity  humor  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg  author:lazulisong  @dw  for-kayla  for-cindy 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
Dexterity - leupagus, screamlet, waldorph - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
"You're letting... Winona fix a problem? Unsupervised?"

That niggling, this might be a bad idea feeling got stronger, and Amanda made the conscious effort not to grip the table. She just wanted to prove that Sarek was wrong, but this had the capacity to get way out of hand really fast. Forget career-destroying — this could be catastrophic for the talks.

"Nothing, I'm sure it's fine," he said. That he sounded so sure was clearly an effort to lull her into a false sense of security, because then he said, "Anything you want said at your funeral?"


"Okay, so let me explain something about Macawi," he sighed. "She's fucksane."

It turned out that George Kirk, by dint of being Midwesterner and a genuinely nice guy, somehow ended up being the guy who people ended up crying to when things went south with Winona Macawi. And because George Kirk was the only person other than the Captain, the XO, and the chief engineering officer (whom, apparently, Winona hated with the passion of a thousand suns for reasons George refused to discuss because it was hearsay and apparently, George didn't gossip, he just informed) who hadn't slept with Winona Macawi or had his heart broken by her, people thought he was the safe guy to turn to in order to hate on her.

"So what you're saying," she hedged, "is that maybe I shouldn't have let her go off alone."

He gave her a long, almost pitying look. "No, I'm sure it's fine," he said finally. "I mean, what could possibly go wrong?" [7910]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  pre-movie  oneshot  c:startrek:winona  c:startrek:amanda  c:startrek:george  c:startrek:sarek  shenanigans  hilarity  theme:firstmeetings  theme:competency!!!  theme:friendship  theme:role-reversal  theme:sliceoflife  theme:snark  opinion:awesome  genre:gen  author:waldorph  author:leupagus  author:screamlet  @ao3  favs:startrek  for-kayla 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
zvi: Whore (Standard's Not My Native Tongue Megamix)
Gaila does not have enough time to deal with this nonsense…She knows that Jensen is trying to insult her, but Gaila was raised to be a Knife of the Syndicate. [2255]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:gaila  worldbuilding  characterstudy  theme:sliceoflife  theme:friendship  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:zvi  @lj  remix  challenge:remixredux09 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
One Foot In Front Of The Other - lazulisong - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
"Where the hell is One?" says Win. "I told her to keep you out of trouble, for fuck's sake!"

"Personal family leave," says Pike, scowling. "Look, Winona, this is --"

"I read the fucking report," says Win, making for the exit, "and you are quite right, it is a major fucking balls-up and you should have spaced the bastard, but you command-bitches never have a lick of sense. Who is this?" she adds, jerking her head at the Vulcan keeping pace with them.

"The science officer who realized there was a problem," says Pike. "His name is --"

"I shall call him Tiny Science-bitch," decides Win. "Since he was intelligent enough to alert you, I will allow him to help me fix the problem."

"Win, for God's sake --"

Win points at Pike. "Silence, Command-bitch!"

Pike rolls his eyes, but she has a baby album of pictures from his first year at Academy, so she allows him his rebellion. [1390] [This is, in fact, my favorite thing lazulisong has ever written. It posits What if Jim was not a personality-clone of his father, but a more sane version of his mother? I seriously laughed so hard that I got hiccups.]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  pre-movie  c:startrek:winona  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:spock  shenanigans  pitchperfect  theme:sliceoflife  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:lazulisong  @ao3  hilarity  favs:startrek  for-kayla  for-cindy 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
Make Me Believe - circ_bamboo - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Pike, after the events of the Narada, must put himself back together before he can fall for McCoy. [22,923] [No application of the sexual healing trope here! Deals frankly with issues such as PTSD, coming to terms with altered limits and abilities, living alone after trauma, and the limits of positive thinking. Pike uses some ableist language in regards to himself, but nothing that doesn't make sense in the mindset of the character.]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-movie  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:bones  theme:injury  theme:aftermath  theme:PTSD  theme:differentlyabled  theme:angst  theme:dating  theme:first-time  theme:emotionalconstipation  p:startrek:bones/pike  genre:drama  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @ao3  length:long  for-kayla 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
kayliemalinza: Ramble!verse fic wherein Gaila is molting
Gaila wakes up itchy at 0530 and moans when she looks in the mirror. Her belly is splotched with yellow and red. At her waist the skin is brittle, dried-out brown, and crumbles when she bends. She thinks for several panicky moments that she is ill, but as she prods at her limbs and breasts, tugs the roots of her hair, tests the edges of her eyesight, she realizes she is molting. Gaila moans again. How has this surprised her? Is she now so ignorant of her own body? [2154] [omg this fic is so fascinating!!]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:gaila  characterstudy  worldbuilding  opinion:interesting  theme:transformation  genre:gen  @lj 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
brown_betty: Northern Cities Vowel Shift
None of this makes any sense, really. Jim's barely laid a hand on her, if he doesn't count the occasional hand-up over difficult terrain, or accidental (mostly accidental) groping when an explosion throws his bridge crew around, and Jim doesn't count that, because if he counted that he'd be at third base with Keenser by now.

But, and he knew she was viciously smart, but this is *diabolical*, somehow she broke up with Spock, and in the process, *Jim* became her ex.
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  tobetagged 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
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