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It Came From the Sky - sabinelagrande - Welcome to Night Vale [Archive of Our Own]
Blame it all on May the sixteenth.

April showers might have brought May flowers, but they also brought a strange, blue-tinted ooze, as well as a high birthrate spike in January. It was generally easy to avoid, if you wore full rain gear and prayed to the lights in the sky that no ill would befall you- but then, that was just a general precaution for living in Night Vale when it rained, no matter what it rained. [1180]
fic  misc:welcometonightvale  c:nv:cecil  c:nv:carlos  trope:sexpollen  theme:first-time  kink:publicsex  p:nv:carlos/cecil  genre:slash  r:pg-13  a:sabinelagrande  @ao3 
july 2013 by scorpionvoices
Natural Aptitude - rageprufrock - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
"I *knew* it," Rodney continued, pushing an increasingly belligerent John. "People who are attracted to you are never good news! We're making a new rule as soon as we get back to Atlantis!"

||||

Rodney never had to say things like, "Stop touching yourself!" in the Milky Way Galaxy, and for a moment, he suffered a bout of intense jealousy for Samantha Carter, who most likely had never seen General O'Neil stroking his own nipples suggestively. Then again. [4316]
fic  tv:sga  oneshot  c:sga:rodney  c:sga:john  trope:sexpollen  theme:inebriation  theme:first-time  humor  boysaredorks  p:sga:john/rodney  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:rageprufrock  @ao3 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
omk_mal_hae: those of wit and cunning
Harvey wishes he could attribute it all to his Slytherin cunning, but the truth is, it's mostly a combination of Ross's family heritage, coincidence, and pure luck that leads to their first meeting on the Hogwarts Express. (Or, Mike is a Veela, and Harvey defends him from his adoring masses.) [9339]
fic  tv:suits  au:fusion  b:harrypotter  c:suits:mike  c:suits:harvey  shenanigans  trope:sexpollen  theme:clueless  humor  theme:firstkiss  p:suits:harvey/mike  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  opinion:awesome  for-kayla 
october 2011 by scorpionvoices
norsekink: Prompt Post No. 2 -- Unforseen Side Effects, by misskittye
"Are you sure it wasn't an, um.” Steve hesitates.

"Wasn’t a what?" Tony prompts.

"An aphrodisiac?" Steve asks almost primly, but not quite.

Mentally Tony reviews the chemicals again. "Relatively sure. I'm not going to say it's not an aphrodisiac, but I am going to say that this just might be what you get when you strip away centuries of responsibility, anxiety and regret."

With no shame at all, Thor pulls Loki down into a deep, wet kiss.

Fury stops pinching his nose so he can glare at Tony. "You get incest?"

"Maybe," Tony says, shrugging hugely. "I don't really know. I never read much Freud." [you know, i'd label this crack, but except for the explicit gay sex this story could have come straight out of marvel canon. it's *marvel*; stranger things have happened.]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:thor  comment!fic  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:thor  c:thor:loki  drugged!character  trope:sexpollen  kink:voyeurism  kink:incest  hilarity  theme:first-time  theme:snark  p:marvel:loki/thor  p:marvel:steve/tony  genre:slash  rating:r  challenge:kinkmeme  opinion:pitchperfect  for-kayla  @lj 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
vaingirlfic: It's the Grammar of Skin (peel it back, let me in)
In the tense aftermath of the Narada, Spock and Uhura break things off. Kirk may possibly object to this a little (or a lot). Then there's the standard away mission of doom that changes everything.
They've always wanted the same things, her and Spock, or so close the difference hardly matters. Always, so it's no surprise that he lets go of her and takes Jim by the hips to move him closer, those long, weirdly delicate looking fingers leaving bright red marks that will bruise fair skin.
fic  post-movie  ot3  theme:aftermath  theme:grief  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:fixing  theme:first-time  theme:love  trope:sexpollen  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  p:startrek:kirk/spock/uhura  ge:slash  ge:het  r:nc-17  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
minim_calibre: Cops and Graverobbers
One's a smart, competent, sensible and cynical federal agent. The other's a wanted felon. Together, they fight crime. [7300]
fic  spn  oneshot  spn:dean  spn:henricksen  unusualpairing  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:totherescue!  theme:angst  trope:sexpollen  slash  r 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
auntie_climatic: NSP-3710/B
NSP – 3710/B referred to cases involving what Allison tactfully called Induced Misconduct and what Jo called the old Science Made Us Do It excuse. [6150]
fic  tv:eureka  oneshot  c:eureka:carter  c:eureka:stark  c:eureka:ensemble  trope:sexpollen  theme:first-time  theme:angst  theme:shenanigans  hilarity  p:eureka:carter/stark  genre:slash  r:r  opinion:adorable  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
storm_petrel | KinkMeme fic!
prompt: "From the same arms dealers that brought you environmentally-friendly nukes, the latest in non-lethal chemical weapons: sex pollen!" So very NC-17, team free-for-all!
fic  thelosers  thelosers2010  post-movie  losers:jensen  losers:couger  losers:clay  losers:pooch  losers:aisha  OT?  gsf  trope:sexpollen  theme:first-time  cougar/jensen  het  slash  nc-17  storm_petrel  @DW 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post! -- Your Love Is My Drug, by anon
At first, Hannibal didn't get it -- he was just pissed off that the lowlife thugs not only took his cigars and smoked them, but also put them out *on his palms*. While he was trying not to let the pain show -- and damn, burns hurt, he had forgotten how much -- they readied a syringe. He hadn't planned for being injected with a sedative, but it wouldn't make too much of a difference. And if he passed out completely, he knew he could count on his team to carry him out.

"Suck on that for awhile, Pops," one of his captors said with a sickening grin. Hannibal just rolled his eyes and waited for the sedative to take effect. These were probably the worst kidnappers ever.

It was a few minutes after everyone else left the room that he realized maybe it wasn't a sedative after all.
fic  m:a-team10  comment!fic  c:ateam:hannibal  c:ateam:murdock  c:ateam:BA  c:ateam:face  trope:sexpollen  LOLZ  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:first-time  theme:team!  p:ateam:hannibal/murdock  p:ateam:face/hannibal  p:ateam:BA/hannibal  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
catwalksalone: Hard Target
Sometimes, no matter how tight your plan, something goes wrong, an infinitesimal misstep turns into an avalanche of disaster, and you find yourself naked, handcuffed to a cast iron headboard, slowly coming out of a drug-induced haze with a hard on the size of a P90 and your phone way over on the far side of the room. It's times like these when the only thing you can do is pray for a miracle.

Pray really, really hard.
fic  tv:burnnotice  oneshot  onetime  c:bn:michael  c:bn:sam  genre:smut  kink:restraints  trope:sexpollen  theme:captivity  theme:totherescue!  p:bn:michael/sam  genre:slash  rating:r  @privatearchive  a:catwalksalone 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
canis_m: Overdose
"I cannot think what happened." Larsa upended the blue bottle and peered at it, turning it in his hands to examine every side. He removed the stopper and sniffed. "I've never known these to ferment. But it did cure your headache."
ficlet  g:FFXII  post-series  c:ff12:larsa  c:ff12:basch  unusualpairing  theme:first-time  humor  trope:sexpollen  hilarity  p:ff12:basch/larsa  genre:slash  a:canis_m  r:pg-13  @lj 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
Showtime
Ethan has always rather liked circuses.

Despite the often militaristic degree of order needed to make the shows go off with as few hitches as possible, there's always something... just a bit closer to his tastes. [2958]
fic  tv:buffythevampireslayer  crossover  co:x-men  oneshot  c:btvs:ethan  c:xmen:kurt  crossoverpairing  kink:powers  warning:dub-con  trope:sexpollen  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  length:short  author:te  @glassonion 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
tonko_ni: Holding the Line
Author Summary: Neji is badly affected by a drug. Naruto is forced to help him deal with it. || [A variation on the fuck-or-die trope, but with more seriousness. I actually really like this story, as it creates a little different background for Neji, and it shows a gentle friendship between Neji and Naruto that comes from age and shared experience built up over a period of time. As usual, tonko_ni delivers a quality story.]
fic  an:naruto  oneshot  naruto:naruto  naruto:neji  pairing:an:naruto/neji  trope:sex-or-die  trope:sexpollen  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:h/c  genre:slash  rating:r  author:tonko_ni  @lj 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
ficlaidbare: i constantly thank god for bob bryar (these bunks are numbered, kid.)
“So… you’ve got booty call cologne?” Frank asked and Bob couldn’t answer. Frank couldn’t fault him. There was lots of beer left to be had. And they were only two guys with a mouth a-piece. [a bob-has-sex!pheromones fic]
fic  rpf:mcr  oneshot  c:mcr:frank  c:mcr:bob  c:mcr:gerard  humor  shenanigans  trope:sexpollen  manypairings  p:band:frank/gerard  p:band:bob/frank/gerard  OT3  bandom:  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:ficlaidbare  @lj 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
captanddeastar: Confidence Man
Neal takes a deep breath, puts his hand on the doorknob, and puts on his face for one of the biggest con jobs he’s ever pulled.
fic  tv:whitecollar  oneshot  c:whitecollar:neal  tropes  trope:sexpollen  p:whitecollar:neal/peter  p:whitecollar:neal/peter/elizabeth  theme:first-time  OT3  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  theme:angst  @lj 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
foxxcub: AT LAST, I HAVE FOUND A NEW WAY TO WRITE
AT LAST, I HAVE FOUND A NEW WAY TO WRITE THE SEX POLLEN TROPE!! A NERVE IN THE PELVIS!! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THIS BEFORE?
journal:entry  foxxcub  trope:sexpollen  humor  for-kayla 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
epic_recs: Like Steel for Chocolate, by Maldoror
Sanji's cooking has reached a whole new level. It's almost uncanny. Especially when his thoughts and emotions somehow get into the mix along with the rest of the ingredients. [~29,000]
fic  an:onepiece  onepiece:sanji  sanji/zoro  ensemble  hilarity  theme:romance  theme:clueless  manypairings  trope:sexpollen  shenanigans  genre:slash  rating:r  author:maldoror_gw  quality:good  long  theme:angst  @lj 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices
If You Find the Riot
In which Wesley isn't stealthy, Gunn gets a hinky feeling, Cordelia overshares, and Angel's probably fantasizing about killing them all in their sleep. [3813]
fic  tv:ats  c:ats:gunn  c:ats:wesley  theme:UST  hilarity  trope:sexpollen  theme:first-time  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:shrift  @lj 
november 2008 by scorpionvoices
Pollen (Zack x Aeris x Cloud x Sephiroth)
They all looked at Sephiroth. "Best girlfriend in the world," Zack found just enough control to murmur. "We're going to die," Cloud offered in turn, sounding like he was looking forward to it. "Mm," Aeris agreed with a faint little sigh. "I'm almost sorry I'm immune."
fic  g:FFVII  c:ff7:zack  c:ff7:aeris  c:ff7:cloud  c:ff7:sephiroth  OT4  genre:crack  trope:sexpollen  p:ff7:aeris/cloud/sephiroth/zack  genre:slash  genre:het  rating:nc-17  humor  theme:establishedrelationship  author:sleepswithcoyotes  @IJ 
july 2008 by scorpionvoices
Rose Is a Four-Letter Word
Ryan's allergic to roses. Well, maybe "allergic" is the wrong word for it.
fic  rps  p!atd  ryan/brendon  trope:sexpollen  crack  hilarity  patd:brent  LOLZ  bandom:  slash  nc-17  manypairings  sunday_porch  opinion:awesome 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
make it melt
“Cash, hey, these girls made us homemade chocolates,” Marshall says and holds up a pink box. It says Happy Valentine’s Day and We Love The Cab in curvy red script. (2900 words)
fic  rps  cab  cab:cash  cab:marshall  cab:ian  trope:sexpollen  OT3  theme:first-time  cab:singer  cab:johnson  OT?  gsf  smut  bandom:  slash  nc-17  opinion:awesome 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
David Parrish, Bewildered Sex Object of Atlantis
He probably should have seen it coming – he is, after all, part of the Stargate program, and he does spend most of his work and down time surrounded by alien plant life.
fic  sga  crack  humor  sga:parrish  sga:lorne  trope:sexpollen  slash  het  r  hilarity  short 
february 2008 by scorpionvoices

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