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hackthis: A Bad Man Would Be Good For You
"ARE YOU FUCKING MY BABY BROTHER?!" a very distinctive voice hollers over the connection.

Ben can feel his eyes almost fall out of his head.

John's grin promises all kinds of retribution. "Jason. Good to hear your voice. What's that you say? 'Hey, Cooper, how're you doing? How's L.A.? How's the ex-wife? Still gay? Got shot lately?'"

Ben covers his eyes with his hand. It doesn't drown out his brother's voice, but still. "Shut the fuck up, you woolly mammoth," Jason Walsh says loudly.

John snorts next to Ben. "Woolly Mammoth? Really, Walsh?"

"Fuck you, Coop, I told you to look out for Ben, not fuck him up the ass."

"I plead the fifth."

There's a pause. "Holy shit, you really are fucking my brother, aren't you?" There's another pause. "Why the hell am I on speakerphone?"

John pokes Ben in the ribs. "Yeah, Ben, why don’t you tell your brother why he's on speakerphone?" [3352]
fic  tv:southland  crossover  tv:theunusuals  c:sl:ben  c:sl:john  c:unusuals:walsh  trope:implausiblerelatives  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:family  theme:snark  theme:friendship  theme:boysaredorks  p:sl:ben/john  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:hackthis  @lj 
september 2012 by scorpionvoices
katiekins22: Born for Adversity
“You don’t look anything alike. Are you sure you’re brothers?” Parker demands, peering at him from where she’s perched cross-legged on the dresser. Eliot scowls at her, seeing Arthur do the same from across the room. Her eyebrows pop up in surprise and she nods. “Okay, now I can see it.” [3274]
fic  tv:leverage  crossover  m:inception  oneshot  c:leverage:eliot  c:inception:arthur  trope:implausiblerelatives  c:leverage:ensemble  theme:family  theme:angst  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  genre:gen  genre:action  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  @lj 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: Half A Dozen Laconic Bastards
John Sheppard didn't know he was part of an ATA-gene cloning project until it was much, much too late. Neal and Zane have a serious case of sibling rivalry, Ianto and Tim don't like the uniforms, and Gwen isn't sure she wants to be leader after all. [As one commenter put it, it's basically the Grand Unified Theory of Hair. It's awesome!]
fic  crossover  theme:family  trope:implausiblerelatives  humor  @DW  opinion:awesome  tv:stargateatlantis  tv:torchwood  tv:whitecollar  tv:eureka  ca:teentitans  genre:crack  c:sga:john  c:sga:rodney  c:whitecollar:neal  c:eureka:zane  c:batman:tim  c:tw:ianto  c:tw:gwen  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  genre:gen  rating:pg  author:sam_storyteller  admin:retag 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices

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