scorpionvoices + trope:implausiblerelatives + c:sl:ben   1

hackthis: A Bad Man Would Be Good For You
"ARE YOU FUCKING MY BABY BROTHER?!" a very distinctive voice hollers over the connection.

Ben can feel his eyes almost fall out of his head.

John's grin promises all kinds of retribution. "Jason. Good to hear your voice. What's that you say? 'Hey, Cooper, how're you doing? How's L.A.? How's the ex-wife? Still gay? Got shot lately?'"

Ben covers his eyes with his hand. It doesn't drown out his brother's voice, but still. "Shut the fuck up, you woolly mammoth," Jason Walsh says loudly.

John snorts next to Ben. "Woolly Mammoth? Really, Walsh?"

"Fuck you, Coop, I told you to look out for Ben, not fuck him up the ass."

"I plead the fifth."

There's a pause. "Holy shit, you really are fucking my brother, aren't you?" There's another pause. "Why the hell am I on speakerphone?"

John pokes Ben in the ribs. "Yeah, Ben, why don’t you tell your brother why he's on speakerphone?" [3352]
fic  tv:southland  crossover  tv:theunusuals  c:sl:ben  c:sl:john  c:unusuals:walsh  trope:implausiblerelatives  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:family  theme:snark  theme:friendship  theme:boysaredorks  p:sl:ben/john  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:hackthis  @lj 
september 2012 by scorpionvoices

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