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strangecreature: What I Did On My Summer Vacation, by Ianto Jones
“Alright, you lot,” Gwen announced, hands on hips, “Close up shop. We’re going for ice cream, all of us. *And nobody’s going to complain*, are they?”

Owen visibly bit back a complaint, smirking, and Tosh shut off her computer with a little sigh.

Ianto shrugged. “I’ll fetch my jacket.”

In retrospect, it was the first team mission under Gwen Cooper. [2600]
fic  drabbles  torchwood  tw:ianto  tw:gwen  tw:owen  tw:tosh  team!fic  theme:angst  theme:fixing  ianto/owen  theme:first-time  jack/ianto  slash  r  strangecreature 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: Manchild
"So we made a new rule: if you shoot the Captain you buy dinner," Owen said. "Seemed fair."

"And if you don't ask first, you pay for drinks as well," Jack said. "And no pasty shops on the corner, it has to be a real restaurant."
fic  torchwood  oneshot  tw:ianto  tw:jack  tw:gwen  tw:owen  tw:tosh  team!fic  shenanigans  hilarity  theme:friendship  theme:snark  short  jack/ianto  gen  g  sam_storyteller  @DW 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: Sleeping My Way To The Top
"Once in a while," Jack said, "I get the distinctly unnerving sensation that you really are bucking for my job."

"I'm sleeping my way to the top," Ianto answered, cuffs brushing against Jack's fingers as they walked back towards the Information Centre. "In the meantime, though, the scenery's all right."
fic  torchwood  oneshot  tw:jack  tw:ianto  theme:friendship  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  jack/ianto  slash  pg  sam_storyteller  @DW  episoderelated  opinion:sweet 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
misswinterhill: Collective Noun: Pride
Gwen and Ianto work out the collective noun for Torchwood. Jack has a bad day. Ianto has a worse day. Jack and Ianto make an arrangement.
fic  torchwood  oneshot  tw:ianto  tw:gwen  tw:jack  theme:friendship  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:family  theme:injury  theme:grief  theme:totherescue!  theme:angst  theme:h/c  jack/ianto  slash  rating:pg-13 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
kita0610: Monsters Ianto Has Known
They let her out of the hub once a month; by the dark of the moon, she’s only another shadow in the night sky. Early on, they’d tried a perception filter, but she chewed the tag off her neck, spat it at Ianto’s feet.

From the roof’s edge he watches her, riding the clouds in ever expanding circles, until the vertigo makes him sway.
fic  torchwood  tw:ianto  tw:jack  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:establishedrelationship  jack/ianto  slash  style:fivethings  rating:pg-13 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
entangled_now: Biology Lessons
"This isn't medically possible, I'm not sure it's even physically possible."

Owen is clearly having trouble with the concept. There's a note of petulance, almost as if Ianto is cheating and breaking the laws of physics just to annoy Owen.

Which might actually explain the-

"Did you have to put me in a shroud?" Ianto protests.

"It's procedure," Owen says testily, he's fiddling with something that looks, for all the world, like it requires lubrication, and there is no way in hell. "We have to follow procedure." Owen says in a voice that's verging on hysterical. He shakes the thing at him.
ficlet  torchwood  tobetagged 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
laligin: Ianto's Shield
Five Ways the Fotsali Shield Saved the Day (And One Way It Made Everything Worse) [5575]
fic  torchwood  tw:ianto  tw:jack  tw:gwen  tw:owen  tw:tosh  team!fic  theme:friendship  theme:injury  theme:angst  theme:fixing  slash  laligin  style:fivethings  rating:pg-13 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
laligin: Tourism in Lockdown
“Well, they told me you were missing the mountains, but this is a bit much.”

Ianto froze midway through standing up, then straightened and turned, swallowing hard.

“Jack, I can explain,” he started, cheeks already tinged a little red as Jack raised both eyebrows, highly doubting that Ianto could come up with a sensible explanation for rebuilding the Himalayas from cards in the Tourist Information Office. [937]
ficlet  torchwood  missingscene  tw:jack  tw:ianto  ensemble  team!fic  hilarity  shenanigans  boysaredorks  jack/ianto  slash  laligin  rating:pg-13 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
laligin: Pomegranate Seeds
A strange appearance leads to an abrupt disappearance, and the team discover that there's always at least a grain of truth in legends. [5640]
fic  torchwood  mythology  tw:jack  tw:ianto  theme:totherescue!  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:captivity  jack/ianto  slash  laligin  rating:pg-13 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
strangecreature: Five complaints that Ianto Jones has thought about registering concerning Torchwood (and one that he did)
Things only worsened when he opened his eyes and discovered that, although he hadn’t actually been blinded, Owen had dropped his end of the chain, allowing the alien to tear free of Jack’s grasp and make a break back down the hallway. And before he could even form the thought that this was the absolute worst that the situation could possibly get, Owen had launched himself at Ianto, pinning him against the wall with his body and, god help them both, grinding.

“I want you now,” Owen informed him huskily, taking full advantage of Ianto’s mouth dropping open by thrusting his tongue into it, kissing him violently while grabbing at Ianto’s belt.

The only reasonable solution was a hard knee to the crotch, which Ianto executed with panicky gusto. [4400]
fic  torchwood  tw:ianto  tw:owen  tw:jack  ensemble  humor  shenanigans  boysaredorks  jack/ianto  slash  r  strangecreature  theme:angst  style:fivethings  episoderelated 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
laligin: Tiptoe With the Tulips
Jack whirled around suddenly, pointing at another tulip lying by the door, and yelled, “Spies!”

Ianto had half a second of pure, simple confusion, and then the tulip by the door leapt up onto its two long leaves and bolted, while the three in the vase jumped out, and Jack tried to grab them, yelling, “Catch them, Ianto!” [1282]
fic  torchwood  crack  oneshot  tw:ianto  tw:jack  shenanigans  humor  jack/ianto  short  gen  pg  laligin  opinion:adorable 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
derryderrydown: Nemo Me Impune Lacessit
"You let Ianto fall into the Rift," Jack said, with a level of strained calm that had Owen edging towards the door. "Alright." He took a deep breath. "But you should know that nobody sleeps until we find him. And I'm probably going to fire you all."
fic  torchwood  oneshot  tw:ianto  tw:jack  ensemble  trope:amnesia  theme:timetravel  humor  theme:angst  theme:war  jack/ianto  historical  slash  r  derryderrydown 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
laligin: Underestimated
Jack gasped and flailed his way back to life for the fourth time in an hour, only to be shot again before he’d finished reorienting himself. [474]
ficlet  torchwood  tobetagged 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
out_there: Stones and Ripples
Considering that it appeared to be run by a man with no consideration of paperwork, bureaucracy or meticulous thinking, Torchwood Three was the most logical place to hide.
fic  torchwood  pre-series  tw:ianto  characterstudy  worldbuilding  tw:jack  theme:grief  theme:angst  hope  jack/ianto  gen  pg  out_there  genre:action 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
quigonejinn: Enough
Here is the end, though it would, for some, be the beginning: you wake in the morning and touch your head. No, it's not tender, and your ears aren't ringing. You didn't go drinking last night, and there aren't any lumps on your head, either. Why is it, in fact, that you expect there to be a hole in your memory?

Ah, because there is one. You can't remember what happened last night. Or the night before that.
fic  torchwood  oneshot  au:justalittledifferent  tw:ianto  worldbuilding  theme:grief  trope:amnesia  theme:friendship  theme:angst  jack/ianto  slash  style:secondperson  quigonejinn  episoderelated  rating:pg-13 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
sparky77: We All Fall Down
The first time Ianto figures Adam out, Adam is gentle about fixing things. He looks straight into Ianto’s panicked, accusing eyes and tells him that he can explain; that everything will be okay.

The trick, Adam thinks, is not to start from scratch, but to take what’s there and shape it, like a lump of clay that can be sculpted into anything and then squashed flat when he’s done.
fic  torchwood  missingscene  tw:adam  tw:ianto  tw:owen  tw:tosh  tw:jack  tw:gwen  ensemble  theme:captivity  theme:angst  creepy  jack/ianto  slash  r  sparky77  episoderelated 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
lightgetsin: Five Times the Doctor Made It Better, Just a Little Bit
“You’re going to help me?” Jack asked.

“Sure,” said the Doctor. “It’s on my to do list – just put it there. Right after refitting the horologous flux control nexus and preventing that twenty-second century American idiot from spreading marshmallow peeps across the galaxy in the first human Diaspora.”
fic  doctorwho  torchwood  tw:jack  dw:thedoctor  dw:rose  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:grief  sad  gen  quality:good  theme:angst  style:fivethings  rating:pg-13 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: A Man Not Alone
The agents of Torchwood Three had an up on Jack that they didn't know about, and would have abused mercilessly if they did. He knew what they were meant to do. So they couldn't leave him and Torchwood, they *couldn't*, and he couldn't let them die. [4532]
fic  torchwood  au:justalittledifferent  tobetagged 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
flurblewig: The Red Pill
Noble Business Solutions works out well, in the end. Very well. She's like the Simon Cowell of the business world, suddenly famous for doing little more than pointing out the blindingly obvious when it comes to the inflated belief people have in their own abilities. Ninety nine times out of a hundred, her job consists of identifying the chap in the top slot who actually has all the relative talent of the Cheeky Girls and explaining in words of one syllable where he's gone horribly wrong. She loves it. [2,500]
fic  doctorwho  torchwood  dw:donna  characterstudy  theme:totherescue!  gen  g  favs:dw/tw  opinion:awesome 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
mclachland: the Epistolary series
"Something is wrong with Owen, sir. He asked me what kind of things I like to do when I'm not cleaning up after the rest of you. I locked him in a cell for four hours observation time. There were no other indications of alien activity." || A series of fics built around the team's intraoffice e-mails. Very, *very* funny.
fic  series  torchwood  letter!fic  tw:ianto  tw:jack  tw:gwen  tw:tosh  tw:owen  team!fic  hilarity  shenanigans  gen  favs:dw/tw  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: Defender Of The Faith
Ianto was inconsolable.

"I shot Fiver," he said, folding his arms on the table and resting his forehead on them. Jack, sitting next to him, cleaned Ianto's sidearm with quick, efficient movements. Beyond them, one of the servants was doing much the same thing to the hares.

"Fiver?" Jack asked.

"Hero of Watership Down," Gwen supplied, trying not to smile. "Course you didn't, Ianto."

"In front of the *Queen*," Ianto continued.

"You thought you were defending the sovereign of the realm," Gwen said. "I think it's very heroic of you."
fic  torchwood  tw:jack  tw:ianto  tw:gwen  team!fic  theme:friendship  theme:grief  hilarity  shenanigans  jack/ianto  gen  sam_storyteller  favs:dw/tw  theme:angst  opinion:awesome 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
laligin: The Phantom of the Hub
And then Jack called, “Sing for me, my angel!”

“Get stuffed, sir,” Ianto yelled back, and there was a startled pause before Jack called, far more petulantly this time, “Why not?” [1134]
fic  torchwood  oneshot  tw:ianto  tw:jack  boysaredorks  shenanigans  hilarity  short  slash  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
wildestranger: Worship The Trousers That Cling To Him
Ianto loves it when people try to be passive-aggressive with him. It always goes so beautifully wrong. And he always wins.
fic  torchwood  oneshot  tobetagged 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
entangled_now: Dead Again
Jack, in a rare fit of pique, decides that he's not getting up until someone checks his pulse.
fic  torchwood  crack  oneshot  tw:jack  ensemble  humor  team!fic  gen  entangled_now  genre:action  rating:pg-13 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
amand_r: Mistaken For Home
Jack versus afghan. Jack versus sentimentality. Jack versus home.
fic  torchwood  tw:jack  ensemble  sad  theme:grief  humor  jack/ianto  slash  theme:angst  rating:pg-13 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: The Theory of Two Centres
Ianto Jones woke up in a bed that wasn't his, in a flat that wasn't his, wearing clothing that definitely wasn't his. **||** [63.883 words, another 1.984 words in the 'prank' chapter and the End Notes] Ianto wakes up and finds that he has lost 4 years of his life wherein he has been working for a secret organization named 'Torchwood' (and *shudder* drinking coffee). This is the story both of *why*, but also a pre-Torchwood Ianto dropped into his own life without 4 years of very significant experiences. Very, very good.
fic  torchwood  tw:ianto  trope:amnesia  tw:jack  ensemble  jack/ianto  drama  characterstudy  slash  r  sam_storyteller  theme:angst  genre:action  episoderelated 
february 2010 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: The Quiet Room
"Inside this room, no one talks," Ianto said, his voice carefully neutral. "It isn't allowed. What goes on here stays here and, outside of it, never happened. Other than that there are no rules, in a manner of speaking."
fic  torchwood  oneshot  tobetagged 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: Not What You're Thinking
"So," Gwen said, sitting down next to Ianto on the sofa. "Naked hide-and-seek." It was a week after she'd walked in on them -- Ianto knew he'd date things for some time to come as Before and After Greenhouse -- which he suspected was just enough time for her to get over the shock of Flat Holm and not quite enough time for her to work it out on her own. Not that Gwen would work things out on her own if she could ask, generally. Nothing if not excruciatingly direct, Gwen Cooper.
fic  torchwood  tw:ianto  tw:gwen  tw:tosh  jack/ianto  missingscene  shenanigans  hilarity  slash  oneshot  sam_storyteller  episoderelated  rating:pg-13 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: Care And Feeding
"You're going to train self-aware heat-eating fabric," Dai said dubiously. "It wants to learn, look," Jack said, and the fabric slid up his arm, slowly forming a bright blue shirtsleeve. Jack concentrated hard, eyes closed, and it gave a little mental burble of frustration as it tried to form a stiff-cornered collar. He let the image fade and it drooped back onto the blanket. Although he noticed the handkerchief it had reverted to was crisper now, and had a gold CJH monogram in one corner.
fic  torchwood  tw:jack  pre-series  theme:aliens  humor  oc  slash  pg  sam_storyteller  opinion:sweet 
october 2009 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: Compromise
After the Beacons, Ianto's inner censor is offline and Jack refuses to go home. German expressionism ensues.
fic  torchwood  tw:jack  jack/ianto  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:love  slash  humor  theme:grief  quality:good  sam_storyteller  episoderelated  rating:pg-13 
august 2009 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: International Rules
Out in the Hub, Ianto catches him briefly by the arm. "How's Jack?" he asks. "He hit on me twice and gave me paperwork, then demanded coffee," Nicholas says. Ianto looks incredibly relieved. "Back to normal, then."
fic  torchwood  oc  shenanigans  theme:h/c  hilarity  slash  pg  sam_storyteller  theme:angst  opinion:sweet 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
jameswalkswithwind: Taste and Memory
When his sandwich arrives, Jack gives the bartender a more-friendly and less-flirtatious nod and turns his attention, for the moment, to his dinner. He doesn't know how long he'll have to wait, but Jack has become an expert at many things, and waiting is nowhere near the most difficult of them.
fic  torchwood  crossover  spn  tw:jack  worldbuilding  theme:grief  slash  gen  sad  jameswalkswithwind  rating:pg-13 
may 2009 by scorpionvoices
The Rules of Social Conduct
Torchwood has many rules, sometimes contradictory, dictating the love lives of its employees. Jack's made it a personal mission to break them all.
fic  torchwood  oc  jack/ianto  team!fic  OT3  worldbuilding  hilarity  slash  r  sam_storyteller  favs:tv 
january 2009 by scorpionvoices
Being useful is more important than being afraid.
fic  torchwood  jack/ianto  tw:ianto  worldbuilding  quality:good  gen  pg  sam_storyteller  short 
november 2008 by scorpionvoices
Five Stories Sam Won't Write And One He Did By Accident
Extended summaries of five fanfics I'm never going to write, and one fanfic that I wrote accidentally while trying to write a summary for it. [the sixth one? is amazing. Jack at alien!uni is a fascinating subject!]
fic  torchwood  tw:jack  jack/ianto  humor  slash  theme:aliens  sam_storyteller  worldbuilding  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
october 2008 by scorpionvoices
No Word For Yes
Someday he will have a Jack-to-English dictionary. Though it will contain more than just the words, he supposes. And be unsuitable for children.
fic  torchwood  jack/ianto  theme:futurefic  worldbuilding  oneshot  slash  sam_storyteller  rating:pg-13 
august 2008 by scorpionvoices
Not Scared
"You're just scared," Jack said to Owen with a wink, brushing his hand down Owen's back, in a way that most people would consider to be harassment. "Bull," Owen replied. "You're just in shock that anyone in the world could resist your charms."
fic  torchwood  worldbuilding  theme:grief  gen  lgbtfest  rating:pg-13  yakyakyak:sexuality 
june 2008 by scorpionvoices
Owen was still grumbling about camping and Gwen was hiding out in the medical bay most of the time but Ianto, gorgeous fucked-up Ianto, had taken control of the one thing from their misadventures in the countryside that he *could* control.
fic  torchwood  jack/ianto  tw:jack  humor  tw:ianto  slash  sam_storyteller  short  theme:angst  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
The Rules Of Torchwood Three: Nicholas Redux 1 of 3
After Jack disappears, Torchwood hires a new tea boy -- someone to fetch and carry and take some of the burden off Ianto's shoulders. He watches and listens as the dramas of Torchwood play out around him. And he learns all the rules.
fic  torchwood  jack/ianto  oc  WiP  sam_storyteller  tobetagged  favs:bestofthebest 
april 2008 by scorpionvoices
Lambert & Butler
Well, when coffee, alcohol, and sex fail us...
fic  torchwood  tobetagged  sam_storyteller 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
Owen says that medical studies have proven you don't need to sit up with concussion patients anymore, but even coming from a distant future Jack has lived too long in the past to buy it. Therefore, it's his job to watch them. (~350)
ficlet  torchwood  jack/ianto  humor  hilarity  theme:h/c  team!fic  slash  pg  sam_storyteller  opinion:sweet 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
Trying To Communicate
There's an alien in the Hub, and it's trying to communicate.
fic  torchwood  jack/ianto  crack  theme:aliens  lolz  gen  pg  hilarity  recomended  sam_storyteller  opinion:awesome 
march 2008 by scorpionvoices
boys + kissing = of the good
old squee over torchwood canon boykissing, with picture
journal:entry  ignipes  torchwood  photography  slash  pics 
february 2008 by scorpionvoices
Time Fugitive by fajrdrako
“Past tense, future tense. Always running. He lost his memories. He lost his courage. He lost his Doctor. He needs to find them all again. Then he can have his present tense back.”
fic  firefly  crossover  torchwood  firefly:mal  tw:jack  onetime  quality:good  theme:stranded  slash  nc-17  humor 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices

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