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Someone Yelled 'Dibs' - a second collection (is totally necessary) - Chapter 28 - shineyma - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
It would be an understatement to say that Grant is bemused, upon entering yet another room at the house party he’s searching, to be greeted by a quickly shouted “Dibs!” and a chorus of groans.

“Uh, hi?” he asks, doing a quick scan of the room.
fic  u:marvel  tv:agentsofSHIELD  au:realworld  c:shield:ward  c:shield:jemma  c:shield:skye  theme:snark  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  o:cute  p:shield:jemma/ward  ge:het  r:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2016 by scorpionvoices
Life of the Party - sterlingsuspenders - The 100 (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Murphy has always been one of those drunks who's an absolute blast, until he isn't. [3733]
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen him like this,” Clarke says, stepping up beside Miller, who casts a glance over his shoulder at her.

“Like what?”

“So—normal. Happy, even. Should I be worried?” She means it as a joke, but Miller’s silence has her doubling back in concern. “What? Should I?”

Miller shrugs. “I don’t know. Probably not. I mean god knows he deserves a drink as much as the rest of us. Bad feeling, I guess.”

Both of them are watching from a distance as Murphy climbs shamelessly into Finn’s lap and drapes his arms around Finn’s neck. For someone who’s usually all tight frowns and shitty remarks, he looks warm and relaxed, tonight. He says something to Finn that neither of them can hear, and the immediate group around them starts chanting “kiss, kiss, kiss” until Murphy’s hands are tangled in Finn’s hair and they’re going at it like they’re trying to eat each other alive. Miller snorts out a laugh.

“Either way, I’m not cleaning up when he winds up puking all over himself.” He casts a grin at Clarke and she laughs.


[Contains many drunken makeouts, but no actual relationships.]
fic  tv:the100  episoderelated  c:100:murphy  c:100:miller  c:100:clarke  c:100:finn  theme:inebriation  theme:snark  theme:angst  theme:shenanigans  theme:grief  theme:friendship  p:100:finn/murphy  p:100:bellamy/murphy  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
november 2015 by scorpionvoices
let it be known that I was worthy - cherryfeather - The Musketeers (2014) [Archive of Our Own]
He's not the demigod d'Artagnan couldn't help but see him as, at the beginning.

But God have mercy, that just makes d'Artagnan love him more. To know that Athos can barely face himself in the mirror, but stands so tall, fights so passionately, cares for his brothers and his country so deeply--how could d'Artagnan not love him still, knowing all that? [3155]
fic  tv:themusketeers  episoderelated  c:3m:d'artagnan  c:3m:athos  theme:inebriation  theme:pining  theme:angst  theme:love  theme:first-time  theme:friendstolovers  theme:h/c  k:praise  p:3m:athos/d'artagnan  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
february 2015 by scorpionvoices
Broken - persnickett - Live Free or Die Hard (2007) [Archive of Our Own]
“Hey kid.” It’s no surprise to hear McClane’s voice grit out over the speaker. He’s the only person Matt talks to who still uses his phone as an actual phone. “How fast can you get here?” [2667]
fic  m:diehard  post-movie  c:dh:matt  c:dh:john  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:inebriation  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:dating  o:adorable  p:dh:john/matt  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
january 2015 by scorpionvoices
Little Repairs - Sholio - Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"I don't actually remember anything after the ...." Steve looks uncomfortable. "-- incident with the fire escape."

"Really?" Bucky surprises himself with his own delight. "I remember something you don't?"

"When I'm ninety pounds and just drank half a bottle of white lightning -- yeah."

"Steve is hilarious when he's drunk," Bucky tells Tony. "You don't know what you're missing."

Tony seems to have temporarily lost interest in Bucky's arm. "Tell me more. No wait, tell me everything."

Something warm and pleasant swells inside Bucky's chest. It's nice to have a bit of memory about the two of them that he can give back to Steve for a change. "Well, Steve fell into the East River and I had to jump in after him."

"Is that what happened to my clothes?" Steve says. "I always kind of wondered about that." [3102]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  m:Avengers12  c:cap:bucky  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  theme:friendship  theme:inebriation  theme:h/c  theme:PTSD  theme:shenanigans  ge:gen  r:pg-13  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
Relief - infiniteeight - The Avengers (2012), Hawkeye (Comics), Marvel 616 [Archive of Our Own]
Being dumped is nothing new to Clint. Sure, this one was bad, but it's pretty much in line with his life lately. He knows what comes next: drown his sorrows, pick himself up, meet someone new, repeat. Except someone interrupts the "drown his sorrows" step.

(Set immediately after Hawkeye #10, except that the murder from the last couple of pages never happened.
See notes for more info.) [20,585]
fic  u:marvel  co:hawkeye  crossover  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:clint  c:marvel:coulson  c:hawkeye:kate  theme:firstmeetings  theme:inebriation  theme:friendship  theme:fixing  theme:shenanigans  theme:angst  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:pining  theme:clueless  theme:first-time  theme:love  p:marvel:clint/coulson  ge:slash  r:nc-17  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
Feeling it - Strange_radio - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
When Sam asks Steve what makes him happy, Steve looks so fucking lost that Sam, after basically sailing through an entire morning of goddamned PTSD group sessions without a hitch, has an overwhelming desire to bury his head in somebody's chest and cry. The only chest at hand being Steve's, Sam decides they'd better get some beer. Stat. [3838]
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  missingscene  post-movie  c:cap:sam  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  theme:friendship  theme:inebriation  theme:h/c  theme:grief  theme:roadtrip  theme:fixing  theme:firstkiss  pov:coc  p:cap:sam/steve  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
Under the Milky Way, Tonight - jouissant - Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
She's not sure when this became a thing, them drinking and him propositioning her and Spock. She can't remember when it started, and it must have been gradual because Nyota knows once upon a time she would have shut that shit down post fucking haste, and he'd never have said another word. But Kirk is sneaky, and he snuck up on her, and now he's here, sitting next to her on the banquette with the smiling eyes and the booming laughter and the hand on Spock's shoulder and it's like…why didn't she think of this herself? [4107]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  c:startrek:uhura  c:startrek:spock  c:startrek:kirk  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:inebriation  theme:first-time  theme:friendstolovers  pov:coc  kink:powers  p:startrek:spock/uhura  p:startrek:kirk/spock/uhura  ge:het  ge:multi  r:nc-17  @ao3 
may 2014 by scorpionvoices
the star to every wandering bark - cherryfeather - The Musketeers (2014) [Archive of Our Own]
"We know something happened," Porthos said. "Y' gonna tell us what?"

Athos shook his head, raising his head and staring into his wine cup as if it had some answer written for them. "There's no point." He could barely get the words out. "It's over with now."

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Post-episode 3. Athos wants (and doesn't want) to be left alone. [1529]
fic  tv:themusketeers  episoderelated  c:3m:athos  c:3m:porthos  c:3m:aramis  theme:grief  theme:angst  theme:inebriation  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  theme:cuddling  theme:firstkiss  p:3m:aramis/athos/porthos  ge:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
Kintsugi - apfelgranate - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
Herc tries really hard not to be a dirty old man. Mako and Raleigh are having none of it.

Kintsugi (金継ぎ, Japanese: golden joinery) refers to the Japanese art of fixing broken pottery with a lacquer resin sprinkled with powdered gold. [9797]

[Most of this fic is porn, but it's porn based in feelings, mutual respect, and the desire for a deep dicking. The daddy kink threw me off a bit, since normally I can't stand it, but here it was more understandable, I suppose, and less WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT.]
fic  m:pacificrim  post-movie  c:pr:herc  c:pr:mako  c:pr:raleigh  theme:aftermath  theme:grief  theme:inebriation  theme:h/c  theme:first-time  theme:angst  theme:domesticity  theme:love  theme:foundfamily  kink:D/s  kink:restraints  kink:rimming  kink:pegging  kink:doublepen  kink:painplay  kink:crying  kink:daddy  theme:HEA  p:pr:herc/raleigh  p:pr:herc/mako/raleigh  ge:multi  r:nc-17  a:apfelgranate  illustrated  @ao3 
march 2014 by scorpionvoices
Drinking Games - PrettyArbitrary - A-Team (2010), A-Team (TV), A-Team - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Face laughed and leaned in toward Amy confidentially. “They say no one’s ever seen him drunk.”

She glanced at Hannibal, who was sitting right there, perfectly capable of overhearing. “Who’s ‘they?’” It did seem odd for a soldier in a warzone, but admittedly Hannibal was a strange bird. She narrowed her eyes. “Is it true?” The team would know better than anybody, but sometimes when they opened their mouths, BS poured out.

BA rolled his eyes. “Nah. He just cheats.”

She turned to the big man, noticing in passing that Hannibal was now smiling. “Cheats? How?”

“Dunno.” Face shrugged, falling back into his chair. “We’ve never caught him at it.” [385]
fic  tv:a-team  m:a-team10  c:ateam:face  c:ateam:BA  c:ateam:amy  c:ateam:murdock  c:ateam:hannibal  theme:friendship  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  LOLZ  ge:gen  r:pg  a:prettyarbitrary  @ao3  for-kayla 
december 2013 by scorpionvoices
Carpe Noctem - Tanaqui - Haven [Archive of Our Own]
When Duke agreed to rent the upstairs apartment at the Grey Gull to Audrey, he never thought he'd be helping her cart a drunk Nathan up there. And the last thing he ever expected was what happened next. (An AU for the end of 2.08 Friend or Faux that loops back to canon.) [6189]
fic  tv:haven  episoderelated  c:haven:duke  c:haven:audrey  c:haven:nathan  theme:inebriation  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:angst  theme:first-time  OT3  p:haven:audrey/duke/nathan  ge:multi  r:nc-17  a:tanaqui  @ao3 
october 2013 by scorpionvoices
Neural/Hands/Shaking - hobbitdragon - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
They had both heard about neural handshakes for years. They’d heard stories about it. But all the words in the world could not have prepared either of them for this. [1894]
fic  m:pacificrim  post-movie  c:pr:hermann  c:pr:newt  trope:mindmeld  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:asexuality  theme:war  theme:mentaldisorder  theme:inebriation  theme:h/c  theme:first-time  p:pr:hermann/newt  genre:slash  r:r  @ao3 
july 2013 by scorpionvoices
Zegepraal - Ezlebe - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
"It’s not that I find you completely incompetent," Hermann says, startling Newton slightly as he steps just to the left, clumsily sliding down next to him against the steel wall. [664]
ficlet  m:pacificrim  post-movie  c:pr:newt  c:pr:hermann  theme:friendship  theme:inebriation  theme:aftermath  theme:love  p:pr:hermann/newt  genre:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
july 2013 by scorpionvoices
Twinge - ReddVolt - Pacific Rim (2013) [Archive of Our Own]
Newton and Hermann really need to talk. Now if only Newton was just a bit more sober and a bit less of a klutz, things would be going a lot more smoothly. [3240]
fic  m:pacificrim  post-movie  c:pr:newt  c:pr:hermann  trope:mindmeld  theme:friendship  theme:injury  theme:inebriation  theme:h/c  theme:emotionalconstipation  opinion:sweet  p:pr:hermann/newt  genre:slash  r:pg-13  @ao3 
july 2013 by scorpionvoices
tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie - magneticwave - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Summary: Stiles has been a teapot for 3,308 days. // Scott skids into the door breathlessly and shouts, “THERE’S A GIRL IN THE CASTLE,” and promptly brains himself on one of the casserole dishes.

Notes: Disney’s Beauty & the Beast AU, wherein Stiles is Mrs. Potts and the wheelbarrow that used to be the surly head gardener is secretly wooing him with magic roses. This is so far beyond crack that it’s basically meth. [7764]
fic  tv:teenwolf  au:fusion  u:disney  m:beauty&thebeast  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:scott  c:teenwolf:derek  c:teenwolf:jackson  c:teenwolf:lydia  c:teenwolf:ensemble  trope:curse  theme:sliceoflife  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:inebriation  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:first-time  p:teenwolf:derek/stiles  p:teenwolf:jackson/lydia  genre:multi  r:pg-13  @ao3  for-kayla 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Tattooed On the Heart, by madame_faust
Dwalin notices more and more that he is going bald, and so does everyone else. Of course, he is really self-conscious and grumpy about it because, Hello, he looks like BAMF with a mohawk, and everyone is giving him grief that he won't look intimidating without one. Wanting to make Mister Dwalin feel better Kili takes to drawing on a throughly passed out Dwalin when he comes to stay over after a night of heavy drinking with Uncle Thorin. At first Dwalin is horrified that Kili has drawn all over his forehead and forearms, but then he thinks that Kili just might be on to something....

I just want a mental imagine of Kili happily drawing on 'Mistah Dwalin!' and people laughing at Kili's doodles but becoming then totally intimidated when Dwalin comes back with real tattoos all over his head and arms.

Extra hugs and kisses if Dwalin keeps a tattoo of one of Kili's original drawings on the back of his head :D
fic  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:balin  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:h/c  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:madame_faust  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 -- Worries Go Down Better With Ale Than Without, by madame_faust
Seriously, just anything where Thorin and Dis' husband are just like best friends who work together and hang out and drink on occasion because they are besties and they enjoy each other's company.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:oc  theme:firstmeetings  theme:family  theme:inebriation  worldbuilding  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The World Is Crooked - rispacooper - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Stiles’ nipples were pretty sensitive, especially to cold or the pinch of his just-licked fingers when he was alone. He didn’t know about werewolf senses on that particular issue, but he knew Derek’s nipples were always hard when his clothes come off and that his room wasn’t really cold enough for that to happen.

So while Derek was standing there growling about some smell on the shirt that he just took off Stiles stumbled forward and bent his head to put his mouth right there, right over the left one, just trying to warm up the little guy. [3441]
fic  tv:teenwolf  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:derek  theme:first-time  theme:inebriation  theme:futurefic  kink:nippleplay  kink:devirginization  p:teenwolf:derek/stiles  genre:slash  rating:r  author:rispacooper  @ao3 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
In A Strange Land - novembersmith - Generation Kill [Archive of Our Own]
“The Telegraph Kid runs with the Company—it’s, oh, you’ll find out once you settle in Encino, Lieutenant, but there’s a fair few blackguards in our territory. The Kid's the Iceman’s right hand man, and they *say* the only thing faster than his tongue are his fingers.” [19,884]
fic  tv:generationkill  au:period  c:gk:ray  c:gk:nate  c:gk:ensemble  theme:crimeisthenewblack!  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:oldwest  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:inebriation  theme:first-time  theme:love  p:gk:nate/ray  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:novembersmith  @ao3  challenge:yagkyas 
january 2013 by scorpionvoices
the wrath of grapes - kim47 - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Danny rereads the message with one eye closed, hands half-covering his face, wondering if it's possible to actually perish from embarrassment. At this point, it's looking like the most rewarding option.

For the prompt: Danny gets drunk and writes a letter to Jackson telling him he's definitely his type but he never means for Jackson to find the letter or write him back. [1961]
fic  tv:teenwolf  oneshot  c:teenwolf:danny  c:teenwolf:jackson  theme:friendship  theme:inebriation  humor  theme:boysaredorks  theme:clueless  theme:firstkiss  BFFpairing  p:teenwolf:danny/jackson  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
november 2012 by scorpionvoices
this world that i found is too good to be true - lanyon - Thor (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Darcy, Jane and Erik are staying on Asgard for reasons of security. Darcy is bored but her reputation precedes her.

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"Darcy doesn’t remember going to bed. She doesn’t remember falling asleep. When she comes to, and the Asgardian daylight is piercing her retinas, she is completely disoriented. She’s also lying on top of someone. She’s lying on top of someone with the approximate physical characteristics of Edward Cullen.

No, wait. No. That’s armour." [2105]
fic  u:marvel  m:thor  c:thor:darcy  c:thor:sif  c:thor:jane  c:thor:frigga  theme:friendship  theme:shenanigans  theme:inebriation  theme:first-time  p:thor:darcy/sif  genre:femslash  rating:pg-13  author:lanyon  @ao3 
october 2012 by scorpionvoices
I Flatly Refuse To Call This "The Bend And Snap" - gyzym - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Or, that one time I read this fantastic post and then wrote a bunch of Danny-as-a-yoga-instructor/Stiles-as-his-stressed-out-client fic? Well, some of it's fic, anyway. Some of it is....chatlogged....not!fic, look, I have basically nothing to say for myself about this one. This is summarily ridiculous, and would have been tumblr!fic except that it got, uh, too long. I just really liked the idea of these guys in yoga pants, okay? That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
fic  tv:teenwolf  chat!fic  au:magicless  c:teenwolf:stiles  c:teenwolf:danny  theme:clueless  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:boysaredorks  trope:matchmaking  theme:inebriation  hilarity  p:teenwolf:danny/stiles  genre:slash  rating:r  author:gyzym  @ao3 
september 2012 by scorpionvoices
Harmless Observation - livenudebigfoot - Person of Interest (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
It’s astonishing, the speed with which the old bizarre becomes the new normal.

Less astonishing is the speed with which most of his rules are systematically steamrollered.

Reese does call beforehand on most of the time, but it’s less like two people making plans and more like Reese is just giving Fusco notice for around what time he can expect to have an amorous weirdo on his doorstep. Sometimes he’ll just turn up, blood-spattered and exhausted and unannounced, and Fusco doesn’t have the heart to turn him away.

Fusco half-suspects that Reese’s insistence that the locks be changed from month to month is becoming less of an attempt to ensure Fusco’s safety and more of a personal challenge. He caught Reese timing himself once. [25,075]
fic  tv:personofinterest  c:poi:reese  c:poi:fusco  c:poi:finch  theme:angst  theme:inebriation  theme:undercover  theme:clueless  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:injury  theme:first-time  theme:love  humor  theme:boysaredorks  p:poi:fusco/reese  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  @ao3 
august 2012 by scorpionvoices
I Don't Want No Fly Guy (I Just Want A Shy Guy) - Saucery - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Stiles + Drunken Psychoanalysis = Win.

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"If you're so right about everything, then why do you even bother hitting on me?"

"Because you deserve a nice guy," Stiles murmurs, and even though he's got that usual dopey smile on his face, his eyes are serious. So serious, and they're -

This is ridiculous. "I'm perfectly capable of dating nice guys, okay?"

"Oh, yeah?" Stiles tilts his head. His lips are still damp from all the drinking he's been doing. "Prove it." [670]
ficlet  tv:teenwolf  oneshot  c:teenwolf:danny  c:teenwolf:scott  c:teenwolf:stiles  theme:inebriation  theme:dating  theme:snark  theme:sliceoflife  theme:firstkiss  humor  p:teenwolf:danny/stiles  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:saucery  @ao3 
july 2012 by scorpionvoices
Frankie Says Relax - kellifer_fic - The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011), Marvel (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Tony waltzes into her office without knocking and says, "Apparently everyone's paying you to do stuff." He's looking disgruntled. "I seem to be missing out."

"Don't you have a lot of people you pay to do stuff?" Darcy asks and Tony makes a displeased noise.

"I have a craving for African food. I'll hire you to come with."

Darcy just stares at him for a moment. He's obviously a guy who gets his own way a lot and it's not doing him any favors. "Get out," Darcy says.

"I'm sorry, what?" Tony splutters, indignant.

"Get out of this office, come back and ask me to lunch like a normal person, nicely." Darcy just glares at him until Tony backs out, looking a little scared. A few minutes later, when Darcy's starting to think that maybe Tony just kept on backing up until he was all the way out of the SHIELD office, there's a gentle tap at the door. "Come in?"

Tony's head pokes through the crack in the door. "Is there an insane person in this room that would like to go to lunch?" he asks. [4759]
fic  u:marvel  m:thor  m:Avengers12  c:thor:darcy  c:thor:jane  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:bruce  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:thor  theme:totherescue!  theme:competency!!!  theme:team!  humor  theme:inebriation  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:dating  p:marvel:clint/darcy  genre:het  rating:pg-13  author:kellifer_fic  @ao3 
june 2012 by scorpionvoices
[got fourteen angels] - Feather (lalaietha) - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Clint hits one of his bolt-holes that hasn't burned down and sews one thing closed, contemplates painkillers and decides he doesn't need them, and then tries to pass out for a few hours and restart the world.

It doesn't work. [1624]
fic  u:marvel  m:Avengers12  post-movie  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:natasha  theme:aftermath  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:inebriation  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:lalaietha  @ao3 
may 2012 by scorpionvoices
Ghotocol Kink - Prompt Post One -- Omens, by anon
"An' what I'm saying is," Benji presses on, finally, "is when that mountain is worn down to a little tiny grain of sand-- so small even the bird can't see it-- is when that day comes, right, you're still not gonna have forgiven yourself for Julia."

Brandt rolls off Benji and sits up. His face is clearer, suddenly, and sourer.

"And you shouldn't," Benji goes on, seemingly oblivious. "'Cause it wasn't, you know, thing. Earthquake thing."

"Tectonics," says Brandt.

"Right," says Benji, though he looks perturbed. "Wasn't your tectonics. You did all the things to protect her. All of 'em."
ficlet  m:missionimpossible  missingscene  c:mi:benji  c:mi:brandt  theme:grief  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:inebriation  opinion:sweet  comment!fic  p:mi:benji/brandt  genre:pre-slash  rating:pg  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
may 2012 by scorpionvoices
Clean Steam and Sky - Aris Merquoni (ArisTGD) - Pirates of the Caribbbean, Pirates of the Caribbean [Archive of Our Own]
Steampunk AU. In a world of strange, wonderful, and somewhat mystical things, the Empire needs to bear Civilization to Her farthest shores. And how else to do that than with the massive Library Airships, bearing all the knowledge of the Realm to Her Citizens? Captain Jack Sparrow is appreciative of the effort, but he's much more interested in the head librarian.
fic  series  m:piratesofthecaribbean  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  theme:scars  theme:shenanigans  theme:friendship  humor  theme:inebriation  p:potc:norrington/sparrow  genre:slash  rating:r  @ao3  c:potc:jack  c:potc:norrington 
april 2012 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: Extremely Hot And Currently Female
Summary: Tony knows he shouldn't sleep with Loki, it's just sometimes he's drunk and she's female and he forgets why.

Warnings: Everything is clearly consensual, but there is intoxicated sex, unsafe sex, and semi-public sex. WELL IT'S LOKI YOU GUYS COME ON. [9685]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:Avengers12  c:ironman:tony  c:thor:loki  theme:shapeshifters  theme:first-time  theme:sleepingwiththeenemy  theme:inebriation  theme:grief  theme:clueless  theme:timetravel  theme:friendship  theme:emotionalconstipation  theme:kids  theme:role-reversal  theme:seduction  theme:snark  p:marvel:loki/tony  genre:slash  genre:het  rating:r  author:sam_storyteller  @dw 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Smile, Fond - cest_what - Harry Potter - Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
Something's happening tonight, and the whole country is on edge. Newspaper people should know things, but Oliver's as wound up and lost as everybody else. [10,149]
fic  b:harrypotter  c:hp:oliver  c:hp:percy  c:hp:leejordan  theme:friendship  theme:inebriation  theme:angst  theme:war  theme:UST  theme:clueless  theme:firstkiss  o:sweet  p:hp:oliver/percy  ge:slash  r:r  @ao3  unusualpairing 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Just Can't Take You Anywhere, Tommy - meh_guh - Snatch. (2000) [Archive of Our Own]
Tommy is a sloppy drunk. And apparently a magnet for people Turkish doesn't want to see this side of Ragnarok. Basically a fluffy Christamas outing because the phrase 'l'air de facepalm' in the Yule Goat letter was too inspiring. [2327]

[Dear god, the voices in this fic are *inspired*. Turkish's voice in particular is just spectacular; I haven't watched this movie in a couple years and I could still hear him delivering every line quite distinctly.]
fic  m:snatch  c:snatch:turkish  c:snatch:tommy  c:snatch:oc  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:inebriation  theme:holidays  theme:friendship  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2011 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Natural Aptitude - rageprufrock - Stargate Atlantis [Archive of Our Own]
"I *knew* it," Rodney continued, pushing an increasingly belligerent John. "People who are attracted to you are never good news! We're making a new rule as soon as we get back to Atlantis!"

||||

Rodney never had to say things like, "Stop touching yourself!" in the Milky Way Galaxy, and for a moment, he suffered a bout of intense jealousy for Samantha Carter, who most likely had never seen General O'Neil stroking his own nipples suggestively. Then again. [4316]
fic  tv:sga  oneshot  c:sga:rodney  c:sga:john  trope:sexpollen  theme:inebriation  theme:first-time  humor  boysaredorks  p:sga:john/rodney  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:rageprufrock  @ao3 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: Homefront
Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He's also teetering on the edge of suicide. [12,924]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:Avengers12  m:captainamerica  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  ensemble  theme:angst  theme:grief  theme:friendship  theme:inebriation  theme:PTSD  theme:h/c  theme:love  theme:team!  theme:first-time  opinion:sweet  p:marvel:steve/tony  genre:slash  rating:r  author:samstoryteller  @dw  for-kayla 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
Come On, Charlie, Let It Fill Your Soul
After being publicly disgraced for working alongside the falsely accused Sherlock, Lestrade is ousted from the Yard and his wife leaves him for good. A year later, John runs into Lestrade and finds the man has lost complete control of his life. And has also apparently started his own little war against the concept of shoes.

[This is the most amazing photoset ever, and also I would totally read this fic.]
@tumblr  gif{s}  tv:sherlock  c:SH:lestrade  c:SH:watson  humor  theme:inebriation  crapkaylasendsme 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
coneycat_fic: The Road Is Long, With Many A Winding Turn
Notes: From this prompt on [info]norsekink, in which Odin took Loki home with the idea of eventually arranging a marriage between him and Thor, to unite Asgard and Jotunheim. But then he let the boys grow up thinking of themselves as brothers, and when he springs the marriage plan on them, it turns out they have OPINIONS.

I can't be the only one who thinks none of Odin's proposed plans to make use of Loki actually make any sense, or stand any chance at all of working out as he intends. I mean, really, Odin? [4603]

[As the author writes is the comments, there has to be at least one universe where the boys came out relatively well-adjusted. This view is quit refreshing.]
fic  u:marvel  m:thor  au:justalittledifferent  c:avengers:thor  c:thor:loki  trope:matchmaking  theme:family  theme:inebriation  humor  shenanigans  opinion:awesome  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:coneycat  @lj 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
a garden left for ruin by a billionaire - lanyon - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
It stood to reason that, if Clint and Tony had the same taste in men (upstanding, pillars of the community), they'd have the same taste in chaos (global, far-reaching).

.

After that first supervised visit, the Powers That Be, in all their eye-patched glory, decreed that the two posed no danger.

Director Fury is not psychic. Sometimes, he’s not even right. [1124]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:Avengers12  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:clint  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:steve  theme:establishedrelationship  boysaredorks  shenanigans  theme:roadtrip  theme:inebriation  theme:love  opinion:adorable  p:marvel:steve/tony  p:marvel:clint/coulson  genre:slash  rating:pg  author:lanyon  @ao3  for-kayla 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
the best of life is but intoxication - kellifer_fic - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Turns out she's not the only one awed and a little frightened by Steve. He's a sweet guy once you get to know him, but it's the getting to know him part that proves tricky for most people. "Everyone avoids me," he laments into his chocolate milkshake.

"You're a national icon," Darcy says, sympathetic. "It's kinda hard to walk up to you and say, dude, what's up, y'know?"

"You did," Steve points out, giving her the toothpaste smile that she's seen him dazzle people into submission with.

"Hey, once you've hung out with a demigod, everything else is cake," Darcy says with an imperious lift of her eyebrow and Steve chuckles. [4741] [Steve and Darcy are bros and oblivious; Tony and Clint are dumb and emotionally constipated.]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:thor  c:thor:darcy  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:clint  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:jealousy  theme:emotionalconstipation  boysaredorks  theme:inebriation  p:marvel:steve/tony  p:marvel:clint/darcy  genre:het  genre:slash  rating:pg  hilarity  author:kellifer_fic  @ao3  for-kayla 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Washed Clean - Delphi - Magnificent Seven (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
A trio of vignettes featuring Ezra/Nathan/Josiah in their various couplings. ||||

"You, sir," Ezra snapped, "are an idiotic, imbecilic *inebriate*!"

Josiah seemed to consider that muzzily. "Only a little." [651]
drabbles  tv:magnificentseven  c:mag7:ezra  c:mag7:josiah  c:mag7:nathan  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:inebriation  p:mag7:ezra/josiah  theme:injury  style:philosophical  theme:h/c  p:mag7:ezra/nathan  theme:friendship  humor  kink:outdoorsex  p:mag7:josiah/nathan  genre:slash  rating:r  author:delphi  @ao3 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Red Fork... - BMP - Magnificent Seven (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Early in the series, Vin and Buck hit the trail on an errand for the Judge. Vin wonders if both of them will survive the trip. [6526] [Otherwise known as Buck is the most annoying man on God's green earth when he puts his mind to it, and even when he doesn't. Also, Vin is fond of silence and Chris is an asshole.]
fic  tv:magnificentseven  oneshot  c:mag7:vin  c:mag7:buck  c:mag7:chris  theme:friendship  theme:roadtrip  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  hilarity  ge:gen  r:pg-13  a:bmp  @ao3  for-kayla 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Indulgence - Peripeteia - Thor (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
Loki would never call Sif easily offended, but he had spent no small portion of his life practicing the fine art of stoking her ire. The only problem he saw was the fact that, this once, he hadn’t actually done anything. [3477]
fic  u:marvel  m:thor  pre-movie  c:thor:loki  c:thor:sif  theme:angst  theme:inebriation  theme:clueless  theme:firstkiss  p:thor:loki/sif  genre:het  rating:pg  author:peripeteia  @ao3 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
Scotch Courage, Kellie Matthews
"Fraaaaser!" Ray said cheerfully. "Buddy! Siddown, have a. . . " he picked up the bottle of scotch that sat on the table and tipped it over a glass, then realized it was empty and put it back down. "'s broken. Sorry." [7390]
fic  duesouth  oneshot  ds:fraser  ds:rayk  theme:friendship  theme:inebriation  theme:angst  theme:first-time  theme:clueless  theme:love  BFFpairing  fraser/rayk  slash  nc-17  pitchperfect  @privatearchive  opinion:awesome  opinion:sweet 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
How Not To Build A Jetpack - valtyr - Marvel Ultimates [Archive of Our Own]
"Your go, Pietro," Wanda said softly, and Pietro's eyes fixed on her face.

"Okay," he blinked round the table, hazy. "I never... I've never slept with a man."

Everyone drank, except Tony, who put his glass down with a little click. There was a slow, gradual focusing of attention on him, and his full glass. It appeared the day had arrived when he could shock people with his *lack* of experience. He searched for a quip to play it off; it wouldn't be up to his usual standard, but everyone but Steve was so drunk - ah, Steve.

"Well, Pietro and I - and Steve - " Tony fluttered his fingers in a little wave, and Steve arched his eyebrows, "Will just have to stick with being the boring ones in this team."

Steve's expression was very curious; Tony stared, trying to decipher it. Doubt, indecision, and then breaking amusement as he opened his mouth -

"Sorry, Tony, but you and Pietro are on your own." [3749]
fic  u:marvel  co:marvelultimates  co:avengers  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  ensemble  hilarity  theme:team!  shenanigans  theme:inebriation  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  kink:inebriatedsex  BFFpairing  p:marvel:steve/tony  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:valtyr  @ao3 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
Hope For Heaven Where We Land - tearupthesky - Band Of Brothers [Archive of Our Own]
"You seeing what I'm seeing, Major Winters? Private O'Keefe!" Nix roars gleefully. He breaks out of Dick's hold and stomps up the front steps, prodding the dazed kid with his boot. "Private, what's your first goddamn general order?" O'Keefe struggles to his feet, scrambling like a crab, nearly wetting himself on the spot when his eyes fix on Dick over Nix's shoulder.

"No excuses!" Nix shouts when the kid opens his mouth. "Get your ass up that hill, double time!" he orders, gesturing vaguely toward the Alps. He taps his bare wrist in O'Keefe's face emphatically. "The clock's ticking, soldier!"

Dick watches with his fist pressed against his mouth as O'Keefe nods and trips his way off the porch, "Sir, yes, Sir-"ing all the way. He lets the kid go about twenty paces before calling out and ordering him straight back to his billet.

"You spoil the kids, Dick," Nix says, holding the front door open for him. "They're never going to learn any respect with you undermining me like that."
fic  tv:bandofbrothers  c:bob:winters  c:bob:nixon  theme:friendship  shenanigans  theme:inebriation  boysaredorks  hilarity  theme:war  p:bob:nixon/winters  genre:pre-slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
I'll Scrape You Up and Reconstruct You - waketosleep - Captain America (2011), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
"Think of it as my 'Welcome to the 21st Century' gift to you," he says.

"Pardon?" says Steve.

Tony blinks and looks off in the distance for a second. "Did most of that conversation only happen in my head? I guess maybe it did." He puts out a hand grandly. "I'll show you how to dance," he says.

"Oh," says Steve. Then it all clicks together as he stares at Tony's outstretched hand. "Oh," he says again. "No, that's fine." [1165]
fic  u:marvel  co:captainamerica  m:ironman  co:avengers  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  theme:friendship  humor  boysaredorks  shenanigans  theme:inebriation  theme:h/c  post-movie  p:marvel:steve/tony  genre:pre-slash  author:waketosleep  @ao3 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
xmen_firstkink: THE X-MEN FIRST CLASS KINK MEME: PROMPT POST -- Charles Xavier: Criminal Mastermind (or Criminally Drunk), by averzierlia
It isn’t the giggling, Erik can handle that, as creepy as it is.

It isn’t even the way that Charles is panting on his neck, hot breath stirring the soft hairs there.

It’s the fact that Charles keeps trying to put his hands down Erik’s pants.

He’s had to handle a lot of things in his life, but a drunk telepath that can’t keep his hands to himself is going to be the thing that does him in, because Charles is projecting, happinesscontentmentlifeisgood, and he keeps trying to, as he put it, ‘share that happiness with Erik’.

Which seems to involve sticking his hands down the front of Erik’s pants while he’s driving.
fic  comment!fic  humor  theme:first-time  rating:pg-13  u:marvel  m:x-men:firstclass  c:xmen:charles  c:xmen:erik  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  theme:inebriation  p:xmen:charles/erik  genre:slash  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
july 2011 by scorpionvoices
Cash Out, Get The Hell Out Of Town
Sam wakes up naked, with a splitting headache and with Gabriel spread across him instead of a blanket.

He shuts his eyes and goes back to sleep, because no matter what he drank last night, this isn't fucking real.

Sam wakes up again- still naked- still with a headache- and Gabriel is still like a goddamn barnacle on his chest.

He tries to asses the situation, but he is completely incapable of figuring out a situation where Gabriel *should* be wearing an Elvis suit on top of him and he feels like someone is trying to rape his skull, but- oh. There's a feather boa wrapped around his calf. Well, at least he's not *entirely* naked. [5600]
fic  tv:supernatural  oneshot  c:spn:sam  c:spn:gabriel  c:spn:dean  c:spn:castiel  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  trope:amnesia  theme:marriage  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:love  hilarity  theme:dorksinlove  p:spn:sam/gabriel  p:spn:castiel/dean  genre:slash  r:r  a:twentysomething  @DW  for-kayla  opinion:awesome 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
zamwessell - Cheers
The bartender came around again and Charles yelled, “Give this admirable man three scotches!” in great excitement, nearly tumbling from his stool, so that Erik had to reach out a hand to keep him from falling.

“And get him a cola,” Erik hissed.

“Don’t want a cola,” Charles grunted. “Colas for girls. ‘M not a girl. My name’s Xavier. Charles Xavier.”

“Wonderful memory training you must have at Oxford,” Erik murmured.

“Aw Erik you’re so boringly sober,” Charles whispered. “So buttoned up. Or is it down. Buttoned. Someone ought to unbutton you. I’ve been trying but it seems I have not succeeded. You are still definitely and definitively buttoned.”

“Maybe I’m zipped,” Erik returned, grinning. Charles seemed to think this was the funniest thing he had ever heard. He hit Erik repeatedly on the knee.

The cola arrived, nestled between three scotches. Erik drank off one of them in a single gulp, possessed by the vague hope that it might make Charles make more sense.
fic  u:marvel  m:x-men:firstclass  c:xmen:charles  c:xmen:erik  hilarity  theme:boysaredorks  theme:shenanigans  genre:fluff  theme:inebriation  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  inebriatedsex  p:xmen:charles/erik  genre:slash  r:r  for-kayla  opinion:awesome  @lj 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
waldorph: There is a Thing, Because the Thing Is
"What'd be good?"

"The sex," Kirk replies. Ah, now Scotty can see that he's tryin' to drown his sorrows. Or his...sexual frustration. Whatever.

Scotty's pretty sure Kirk could be in there. "You could be in there," he says seriously, intent. Gotta get this across: very important.

"Scotty," Kirk says, looking pained. "Spock's a- a gen'lman. Deserves..." he waves his hands around vaguely. Scotty's not sure why Spock deserves a dead fish. "Y'know. Relationship."

Ah, not a dead fish, then. [694]
ficlet  u:startrek  m:startrek09  oneshot  c:startrek:scotty  c:startrek:kirk  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  opinion:cute  humor  p:startrek:kirk/spock  genre:slash  a:waldorph  r:pg-13  @lj 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: If You Don't Start Drinking (I'm Gonna Leave)
"Vegas, baby." George holds his fist out for Pike to bump. "Am I a genius or what?"

Chris stares at his fist like he's confused by the concept of it. "What?"

George looks disappointed by his response. "Dude, we're going to Vegas. You're taking me to Vegas so we can get drunk and gamble and have a lot of drunken sex."

"With each other?" Pike asks in a horrified voice.

April sputters helplessly into his ale, laughing so hard that he almost chokes. "Oh, Christopher," he sighs once he's finally managed to get a hold of himself, "you truly are one of my most favorite people in this world." [~7000]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  pre-series  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:george  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:vacation  theme:role-reversal  theme:inebriation  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:first-time  p:startrek:george/pike  :D/:|  g:slash  r:r  favs:startrek  a:robanybody  o:awesome  @lj 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
Hair of the Dog - derryderrydown - DCU - Comicverse, Outsiders [Archive of Our Own]
There's this really annoying thing about being halfway in love with Dick. By the time both of them are drunk enough that Roy's willing to do something about it, he's completely *incapable* of doing something about it.

Which is why it's getting increasingly familiar to wake up on a couch, somehow entangled with Dick, and with a marching band playing in his skull. [451]
ficlet  u:DC  co:batman  c:batman:dick  c:dc:roy  theme:inebriation  theme:friendship  theme:UST  theme:emotionalconstipation  length:short  genre:slash  rating:pg  author:derryderrydown  @AO3 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
Causality, a Star Trek: 2009 fanfic
Follow-up piece to The Gap Between. "Pavel fisted his hands in Len's shirt, hauling him close and sealing their mouths together without a thought to poor abandoned Hikaru or black holes or paradoxes or anything else in the world. All he knew was that Len was the best, handsomest, most giving and caring man in the entire universe. And Pavel loved him. And he was a bit drunk. Which didn't make those sentiments any less true, of course, just made his reactions a bit more forward than usual."
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-series  c:startrek:chekov  c:startrek:bones  theme:inebriation  theme:first-time  theme:love  p:startrek:bones/chekov  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  favs:startrek  ficfromThePit  for-kayla  author:mcstories  opinion:sweet 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
maldoror_gw: Big Heart, Drunken Fist
Lee struggled to open his eyes. His lashes were gummed together by some sort of grainy crust. He winced as he reached up to wipe it away. Everything hurt. He must have overdone it in training again.

“Hey, he’s awake!”
fic  an:naruto  post-series  oneshot  c:naru:lee  c:naru:gaara  theme:establishedrelationship  humor  c:naru:naruto  theme:shenanigans  theme:love  theme:boysaredorks  favs:naruto  p:naru:gaara/lee  theme:inebriation  genre:slash  rating:r  author:maldoror_gw  @lj 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
Red for Luck, by The Hoyden
He isn't going to make more of a fool of himself just because his two idiot friends have gotten it into their heads that he's antisocial.
fic  c:bleach:kira  c:bleach:ikkaku  humor  an:bleach  theme:inebriation  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:thehoyden  @privatearchive  p:bleach:ikkaku/kira 
october 2009 by scorpionvoices
Size Queen
Many and various creatures had found refuge in Hagrid’s cottage, but Professor Snape was a new one on him. [22,345]

[Despite the title, this is a fic about Snape and Hagrid becoming friends, teaching each other valuable life lessons, falling in love, *and* having kinky magic!sex. Honestly, I mostly skip the sex scenes, not because they're *bad* but because the rest of the fic is so awesome I just want to dive right back into it.]
fic  b:harrypotter  c:hp:hagrid  c:hp:snape  theme:shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:inebriation  theme:first-time  theme:friendship  theme:love  n:worldbuilding  n:unusualpairing  p:hp:hagrid:snape  ge:slash  ge:fluff  r:nc-17  @privatearchive 
may 2007 by scorpionvoices

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