scorpionvoices + startrekreboot   91

sabinelagrande: Takes One To Know One
John stretches out beside him, his hands behind his head. "If you start acting like you know what you're doing, people expect you do to all the work," he replies easily. "I'm far too lazy for that."

Jim thinks maybe he's found his soulmate. [634]
ficlet  sga  crossover  startrekreboot  oneshot  sga:john  startrek:kirk  crossoverpairing  smut  theme:snark  slash  nc-17  sabinelagrande  opinion:awesome 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
emmagrant01: Cure
Set in the Academy years. McCoy is stressed out, and Kirk knows just how to help him loosen up -- If only he could get McCoy to cooperate. [Could also be titled "Five Times Jim Tried to Set McCoy Up, and One Time He Didn't Bother"]
fic  startrekreboot  pre-series  startrek:bones  startrek:kirk  theme:friendship  theme:UST  theme:first-time  kirk/mccoy  slash  nc-17 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: My Heart Is Beating Like A Jackhammer.
George Kirk is totally not the kind of person Pike would've chosen as a friend. He's a little too loud and friendly, his face a little too open and his manner a little too easygoing, constantly sprawling over every available surface like he needs all that room to be able to hold his personality, like the world is too small to hold him. He's always slapping hands and shoulders, hugging people for no real reason, and sitting about two inches closer than what proper society dictates.

Of course, Starfleet loves the shit out of him and everyone at the Academy wants to fuck him, a fact that amuses him to no end.
fic  startrekreboot  pre-series  startrek:pike  startrek:george  shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  hilarity  boysaredorks  :D/:|  george/pike  slash  r  robanybody 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
_seven_crows: ten thousand half-opened doors
After sabotaging the drill, destroying Nero's ship, escaping the black hole, and generally saving the day, the world does not, Kirk finds, stop and give them a chance to breathe; now they have to deal with the overtaxed engines, the numerous injuries, the repeating hails from different Starfleet top brass who apparently never talk to each other even in crises such as this, and the general chaos that descends after a job well done.
fic  startrekreboot  movie  missingscene  startrek:kirk  startrek:bones  startrek:spock  humor  theme:injury  theme:snark  gen  author:_seven_crows  rating:pg-13 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
blcwriter: Just Desserts
Bones admits there's nothing wrong with people knowing he likes the sweet things in life. So fluffy you'll need a dentist's appointment. [~3,300]
fic  startrekreboot  oneshot  startrek:bones  oc  startrek:kirk  theme:establishedrelationship  humor  fluff  kirk/mccoy  slash  theme:angst  rating:pg-13 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
frostfire_17: Listening To Hear Where You Are
"So it’s not like Nyota doesn’t think he’s going to go through with it. She heard the stories all through the Academy, she’s seen him in action first hand, she absolutely knows that Kirk is going to walk through that door in a skirt.

Just because she was forewarned, though, doesn’t mean she’s prepared." || In which Kirk loses a bet, Uhura hates him, Spock is bemused, and there is much pr0n. [8,254]
fic  startrekreboot  oneshot  startrek:kirk  startrek:uhura  startrek:spock  OT3  spock/uhura  theme:establishedrelationship  kink  crossdressing  theme:first-time  humor  hawt  slash  het  nc-17 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
lazy_daze: Impromptu
It wasn't every day that the air split open and a hot guy fell naked right on top of you.

The guy lifted his head from where he was sprawled all over Dean. He had short messy dark blond hair and piercing blue eyes and didn't even have the grace to look embarrassed.

"Wormholes!" he said. "Man! I will never get used to that. Oh, sorry," he said at last, shifting to get up. He looked down at himself in mild annoyance. "Why? Why the clothes? Why always the clothes? What kind of horny bastard invented wormholes, that's what I want to know."

"And next, I want a million dollars," said Dean.
fic  spn  crossover  startrekreboot  crack  spn:dean  startrek:kirk  smut  crossoverpairing  theme:timetravel  LOLZ  slash  nc-17 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
shirozora: Jim's In A Good Mood
...So naturally Bones is embarrassed/exasperated. I love this one; for being just a quick sketch it conveys so much attitude!
art  fanart  startrekreboot  startrek:kirk  startrek:bones  theme:friendship  LOLZ  drawings  favs:fanart  shirozora 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
laurajv: The Word for World Is--
Humans would've named the planet New Earth and the places things like New Africa or New Russia. Vulcans did no such thing; they named the planet Vik: the well in the desert. They named the continents Ashv'cezh, Laktra, and Vrekasht: Revenge, Grief, and Outcast. [1,480]
fic  startrekreboot  oneshot  startrek:spock  worldbuilding  theme:grief  short  gen  pg  @DW  theme:angst 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
schweinsty: The James T. Kirk Touch
Resistance was futile. McCoy didn't even bother trying. It was just how Jim was, he couldn't help it. And when McCoy found himself patting his nurses on the back after long operations, ruffling his patients' hair during recovery, and, yes, hugging Jim back on a regular basis, he figured it had only been a matter of time before Jim's touchiness had infected him, and neither the nurses nor the patients (nor Jim, for that matter) seemed to mind. [645]
ficlet  startrekreboot  oneshot  startrek:bones  ensemble  crack  humor  cute  theme:friendship  gen  pg  schweinsty  opinion:sweet 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
d8rkmessngr: A Marked Man
Five of Kirk's scars he didn't want to talk about, and the one time he told someone.
fic  startrekreboot  unread  style:fivethings 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
Anatomy of a Tribble
...Some wonderful people have way too much time on their hands.
art  fanart  startrekreboot  favs:art 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
moogsthewriter: By Any Other Name
Cultural miscommunications are annoying for everyone, but they’re almost always painful for Jim Kirk. AKA, Five times aliens mistook Kirk for someone (or something) else, and one time they didn’t.
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:kirk  ensemble  drama  humor  gen  theme:angst  genre:action  style:fivethings  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
trolleys_art: Pinto fanart
"STRIP SCRABBLE!! I love it. :D The watch on the bottle and Chris's quirked eyebrow are particularly lovely details."
art  fanart  rps:nonbandom  startrekreboot  humor  shenanigans  boysaredorks  drawings 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
blcwriter: Presbyopia
Jim gets glasses, but it's Bones who has a change in perspective.
fic  startrekreboot  tobetagged 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
jlh: When The Game Ends, We'll Sing Again
College AU: Four young men meet as Harvard freshmen in 1959. This is the story of their friendship as it spans the next 25 years. [~20,000]
fic  startrekreboot  au:period  startrek:kirk  startrek:bones  startrek:spock  startrek:scotty  theme:friendship  theme:love  humor  kirk/mccoy  spock/uhura  slash  het  r  opinion:awesome 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
ontd_startrek: 47 Things That Never Happen in Star Trek
7. A power surge on the bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly-trained and competent engineering staff.

8. A power surge on the bridge fails to electrocute the user of a computer panel, due to a highly sophisticated 24th century surge protection feature called a “fuse.”
startrekreboot  LOLZ  parody  meta  style:fivethings  opinion:awesome 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
mardia: she's got a halo around her finger around you
Jim blinks at him exactly twice, and then says slowly, clearly stunned, “No offense, Bones, but this is maybe the strangest proposition I’ve ever gotten before. What—you want to have sex? While you’re all—“ He gestures vaguely with his hand at McCoy, clearly talking about his new body, and McCoy rolls his eyes.

“That’s kind of the whole point, Jim,” he says dryly. “I’m going to be in this body for a while, I might as well—take it out for a test run.” He makes a face at the phrasing, but dammit, it’s the truth, and Jim can stop staring at him like that any day now. Ever since the mission to Legbara officially got FUBARed and McCoy woke up in his own Sickbay as a woman, he’s gotten nothing but stares from everyone he works with, and while he gets it—he still does a double-take every time he catches a sight of his reflection, and still spends a good ten minutes staring at himself in the mirror every morning—he’s also sick and tired of the double-takes and side-glances. [~6400]
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:bones  trope:sexswap  startrek:kirk  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  humor  kirk/mccoy  het  slash  nc-17  mardia  theme:angst 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
d8rkmessngr: Some Assembly Required
"We found the captain." Spock paused long enough to let Scotty know it wasn't all good news. "We require some assistance."

"Of course." Scotty turned around immediately, cables forgotten. Young Chekov stood up like a shot. "What do you need?"

Spock wordlessly handed them each a phaser.
fic  startrekreboot  movie  post-series  startrek:scotty  ensemble  style:outsidePOV  theme:h/c  theme:love  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:injury  theme:friendship  kirk/mccoy  slash  theme:angst  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
ennui_blue_lite: Blue & Satisfaction Guaranteed
“Thank you for shopping Pleasure Playground, have a nice day.”

Bones waited for the inevitable quip from Jim – *“Oh, I’m counting on it.”* It never came. A glance over his shoulder revealed that Jim was so unfocused and glassy-eyed that he probably wasn’t able to see straight. “We plan on it,” Bones filled in for his sex-comatose boyfriend. “C’mon Jim,” he added, “let’s go finish this so we can get some of that blood back to your brain again.” || [2,234 words all together; this bookmark links to 'Blue', which in turn links to 'Satisfaction Guaranteed' at the bottom.]
fic  startrekreboot  crack  startrek:bones  startrek:kirk  kink  hilarity  shenanigans  kirk/mccoy  slash  rating:pg-13 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
dsudis: This Is Growing Up
"Did Starfleet teach you how to face an enemy and order them fired upon? Did they teach you how to kill people?"

That got McCoy a glare, but that was a good solid sign of life right there, so he'd take it. "I can do my duty, Doctor--"

McCoy nodded sharply. "That's what I'm saying. You didn't kill anyone today. You didn't even see a fellow officer killed, or a friend. You probably have some idea how to cope with that, but not this. You lost someone. You tried to save her and you couldn't--you had her under your hands and she still slipped away from you."

Chekov's glance slipped down to McCoy's blue shirt, McCoy's hands, and then came back to his eyes. "Yes. That is--yes. Do doctors--did they teach you how to--to cope?" [1,326]
fic  startrekreboot  post-series  startrek:bones  startrek:chekov  theme:friendship  theme:grief  theme:growingup  gen  pg  theme:angst  a:dsudis 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
jmtorres: The Ex-Wife
Jim scrambles up to sitting, halfway ready to jump off the bed. "Wife. That was a guy, Bones."

McCoy stares at him. He still seems confused, but also wary now. "And what's your goddamn problem with that? You're not particular."

Which is true, if totally beside the point. "You lied to me!" Jim says.

"I married the biggest, bitchiest queen on the planet," McCoy says. "I didn't call 'er my husband the entire time we were together, why would I start now?"
fic  startrekreboot  crack  startrek:kirk  startrek:bones  humor  short  kirk/mccoy  slash  jmtorres  rating:pg-13 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
raphaela667: Five Times Jim Kirk Called Spock 'Sweetheart'
What he’s not thinking about is what comes out of his mouth, but that’s not really unusual.

"How we doing, sweetheart?" he says, swinging in front of the science station as the ship shudders again. Spock's entire body stiffens and it's really, really funny. And they don't all die, but they do laugh, and so he's done his job for crew morale and found something that annoys Spock more than hitting on Uhura in the mess.
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:kirk  startrek:spock  boysaredorks  dorksinlove  kirk/spock  humor  slash  r  style:fivethings  opinion:sweet 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART ONE [CLOSED] -- Live Long and Get This Walking Carpet Out of My Way
Crossover with— dun dun dun— Star Wars: Kirk/Han. However you can make it work that the two are in the same place at the same time, run with it. Bonus points for Leia/Scotty and/or Kirk suggesting that Chewie and Spock hook up. [THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE. Kirk/Han is *amazing*, and Spock finds Luke "fascinating". OF COURSE HE DOES.]
fic  starwars  crossover  startrekreboot  crack  comment!fic  startrek:kirk  sw:han  startrek:spock  sw:luke  crossoverpairing  hilarity  LOLZ  slash  favs:crossover  favs:bestofthebest  for-kayla  rating:pg-13  reaction:*want* 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART ONE [CLOSED] -- Double Dose
Hikaru Sulu doesn’t tend to have strange things happen to him. It’s statistically true, Spock will back him up on it. For every time the enterprise encounters a spatial anomaly, an eccentric alien race, a time warp or something that tries to possess one of the crew members, the primary victims are usually other people.
fic  startrekreboot  comment!fic  startrek:sulu  ensemble  trope:wingfic  humor  gen  WiP  theme:angst 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
sarahtales: Star Trek Parody
UHURA: I seem not to be assigned to the Enterprise. Please correct this error.
SPOCK: Well, I didn't...
UHURA: You know my qualifications. MA in advanced linguistics. PhD in badass.
SPOCK: So I'll just be correcting that error, then.
UHURA: That's what I thought.
SPOCK: It is a perfectly logical decision on my part to be totally whipped.

[It is actually all COMPLETELY TRUE. This an accurate recap, tru fax]
fic  startrekreboot  humor  meta  crack  ensemble  gen  favs:startrek  for-kayla  opinion:awesome 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
irnan: in the walls
There was something inherently ridiculous about the idea of five of the most high-ranking officers on the ship setting a trap for a giant alien rat with ham sandwiches.
fic  startrekreboot  crack  ensemble  startrek:scotty  startrek:bones  hilarity  shenanigans  gen  pg  opinion:awesome 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
lazulisong: PokeTrek bit for waketosleep
Jim decided to take a chance. Pokemon were a hell of a lot smarter than most people gave them credit for -- and Eevees were smarter than most.
ficlet  startrekreboot  au:fusion  randomfandom  game  tobetagged 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART TEN [CLOSED] -- Every Day Bones
Five normal, every day things Bones does that Kirk finds insanely sexy (and what Kirk does about it). || "2. He worries the place on his finger where a wedding band should be. He does it a lot more when he's tense, which means the whole crew sees him do it--when there are hostage negotiations, for instance, or when there's a damn plague on an outpost and Enterprise is the only ship in range--and it embarrasses him when he realizes he's doing it, so he stops, drops his hands and his chin, colors a tiny bit pink high on his cheeks, and never says a thing about it."
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:kirk  startrek:bones  worldbuilding  kirk/mccoy  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:marriage  slash  pg  style:fivethings  opinion:sweet 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
nextian: Sulu, Death-Defying
Hanging from the edge of a cliff for the third time in three months, Sulu is starting to think maybe he's due for a vacation. || ""Mr. Sulu, I can tell you that there is at least a seventy-five point six percent chance of rescue," Spock calls down to him. "Do not be overly alarmed. A moderate level of alarm is all that is called for.""
ficlet  startrekreboot  short  startrek:sulu  hilarity  shenanigans  theme:stranded  theme:totherescue!  gen  g  theme:snark  nextian 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
acetonitrile: and i am falling apart under the waves
When he comes to, he can’t open his eyes. It’s a while before he realizes that he can’t move anything at all.
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:kirk  theme:illness  theme:injury  drama  theme:h/c  kirk/mccoy  slash  nc-17  quality:good  mood:quietdesperation  theme:angst 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
that_last_stop: Deader than Fuck
Things were starting to blur together, his vision was getting spotty. He couldn't believe he was going to drown in a desert. He couldn't understand why someone hadn't fished him out already. Wasn't it in his file that he couldn't swim? [865]
ficlet  startrekreboot  startrek:kirk  startrek:bones  drama  theme:injury  theme:friendship  gen  genre:action  rating:pg-13 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
iris_imer: A Rosy Cheeked Captain
Response to the following request on st_xi_kink: kirk blushes when bones calls him darlin' in public. [730]
ficlet  startrekreboot  short  startrek:kirk  startrek:bones  ensemble  kirk/mccoy  humor  slash  pg 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
ethrosdemon: Jim Kirk is a man of action
Jim's on Deck Three "supervising" some repairs that seem suspiciously like the product of a prank gone wrong when sirens suddenly ring out. YES, he thinks. He barely keeps the fist pump in check.

Through the coms Spocks voice intones "This is a drill, no need for anyone but personnel on Deck Two to respond. I repeat, this is a drill for Deck Two staff!"

Fuck Spock, man.
fic  startrekreboot  movie  post-series  startrek:kirk  ensemble  crack  boysaredorks  shenanigans  gen  ethrosdemon  rating:pg-13 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
the_summoning_d: Positive Reinforcement
It took him six days to realise that the cocky kid who was the only other person not in uniform had apparently decided to stick with him. In hindsight, he should have realised there and then that James Kirk was completely insane.
fic  startrekreboot  missingscene  startrek:bones  worldbuilding  kirk/mccoy  theme:first-time  humor  slash  nc-17  theme:angst 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
lazulisong: Minutes of the Enterprise Handcraft Society!!
"No Cookie Monsters were in attendance this meeting. Head Cookie Monster and Dictator for Life is in sick bay, and Assistant Head Cookie Monster and God-Emperor for Eternity is engaged in monitoring him. Cookie Monster Extraordinary and Immortal Priest-King was unable to attend via video conference but sends his respects." || "[cookie monsters, in this setting, are the non-crafting SOs who hang out to help you set up your spinning wheel or loom or wind yarn for you, partly for the pleasure of your company but mostly, let us be honest, because crafters have the best cookies. then they go off with a plate of cookies and play Klingon Deathray Fighters until you're done with the meeting.]"
ficlet  startrekreboot  crack  ensemble  hilarity  shenanigans  LOLZ  short  gen  pg  favs:startrek  for-kayla  lazulisong 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
lazulisong: Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit
Somehow or another, word has invisibly gotten out that Jim really has returned to the all-encompassing downy wings of Starfleet, and is here to be tenderly brooded into a beautiful graduate of officer's training. (That is a terrible metaphor, even in Jim's head, but he lets it be. It really is like being surrounded by motherly hens.)

Word has also gotten out that Jim was not going to put up with that bullshit any more than he usually does, so Jim is instead forced to deal with Kelvin people lurking around the edges of his life, like helpful brownies or something. It turns out that Pike's assistant was a yeoman on the Last Trip, and the god damn RA of Jim's god damn dorm was the son of someone who died. Pike's yeoman offers to get him into the interesting math classes without fucking around with the pre-reqs, and the RA drops by with cookies from his dad and a note from same, inviting him to make himself at home for Sunday dinner, which Jim is kind of forced to accept. [~15600]
fic  startrekreboot  pre-series  missingscene  startrek:kirk  oc  worldbuilding  characterstudy  style:outsidePOV  theme:snark  theme:family  theme:love  quality:good  gen  RECOMENDED  favs:startrek  lazulisong  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
medie: the walking wounded
"If she kept to her word, then she's in your quarters. Resting." His gaze goes to the chronometer on his desk. "Which means you've got a few minutes before she hacks into the database to review the latest sensor data." Spock's idea of light duty and everyone else's idea largely reside in separate universes.
fic  startrekreboot  au:gender  pre-series  startrek:pike  startrek:spock  theme:establishedrelationship  unusualpairing  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:love  het  medie  theme:angst  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
withthepilot: Kitchen Consequential
All paths lead to the kitchen for the staff members of Enterprise, the newest critical darling on the New York restaurant scene. It's here that they come together as a team and find out just where they belong. Chapter 1: Young chef Pavel Chekov gets put through the interview wringer at the hands of Enterprise Executive Chef James T. Kirk.
fic  startrekreboot  au:realworld  theme:friendship  theme:love  ensemble  manypairings  kirk/mccoy  spock/uhura  chekov/sulu  gaila/scotty  startrek:pike  long  quality:good  slash  het  nc-17  favs:startrek  opinion:sweet 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
northatlantic: All the Past We Leave Behind
Wild West AU; drifter Jim Kirk finds a new purpose in a town called Enterprise and an angry ex-Confederate surgeon he meets there.
fic  startrekreboot  au:period  theme:oldwest  ensemble  kirk/mccoy  theme:first-time  theme:h/c  theme:love  PTSD!character  spock/uhura  slash  het  nc-17  happyending  favs:startrek  northatlantic  theme:angst 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART FIVE [CLOSED] -- Seventeen Will Get You Twenty
So, somewhere floating around this kink meme (I can't find the original prompt, gah!), someone asked for girl!Cupcake: shaven-headed, awesome and not necessarily a lesbian, just protective of her girlfriends when random dudes hit on them in bars. Which is great. Not my thing, but great. Then I started thinking about it. What I want? Girl!Cupcake, as described above - but everyone *thinks* she's a lesbian. Except she's not. She is, in fact, Chekov's (totally domineering, and he loves it) girlfriend. Everyone (especially Kirk) is *really surprised* by this when they find out.
fic  startrekreboot  au:gender  startrek:cupcake  startrek:chekov  cute  hilarity  comment!fic  shenanigans  het  rating:pg-13 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
desree_rd: About Absurd Nicknames and Holding Grudges
Prompt: So in spite of his many losing battles, I think that Kirk must be pretty proficient in hand-to-hand combat, especially to last as long as he did against Vulcan and Romulan strength in the movie without, you know. DYING. Pairing can be whateeeeever you want, but it'd be awesome to see an observer note that Jim is actually quite impressive and gorgeous to watch when he fights - graceful, powerful, whatever adjectives fit your fancy. That is, until he gets his ass handed to him. Again.
fic  startrekreboot  oneshot  startrek:cupcake  startrek:kirk  style:outsidePOV  humor  gen  rating:pg-13 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
ontd_startrek: A Most Important Macro
The most recent(ish) in a long line of "look at this" macros, because too long, TOO LONG has this vitally important character been brutally ignored.
art  hilarity  LOLZ  macro  for-kayla  startrekreboot 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
lazulisong & leupagus: With My Tail In the Air
"Well," says McCoy, and everybody winces. McCoy swears all the time, but when he's reduced to saying 'well' in that particular genteel accent, things are truly up shit creek and someone is about to donate their leg for a paddle. "Fascinating," says Spock, in the tone that means he's going to be the one ripping off the leg for the paddle. [the one where the aliens turn Kirk into a cat]
fic  startrekreboot  crack  startrek:kirk  trope:animorph  ensemble  hilarity  LOLZ  theme:aliens  pre-slash  favs:startrek  for-kayla  lazulisong  leupagus  rating:pg-13 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
vaingirlfic: Your Pretty Face Has Gone Through Hell
5 times Kirk woke up from a nightmare and had to talk himself down. And one time he woke up from a nightmare and someone else was there to talk him down.
fic  startrekreboot  tobetagged  style:fivethings 
march 2010 by scorpionvoices
arsenicjade: I'll Show You Mine
Gaila hasn't seen Uhura in nearly a week when she comes in with gifts of donuts, the kind Gaila fell in love with her very first day on earth, with creamy centers and a slight dusting of sugar over the surface. Gaila takes one and admits, "I kinda thought you'd asked for a transfer." "I can't believe you didn't," Uhura says, and looks straight at Gaila, which, yeah, earns her some points.
fic  startrekreboot  tobetagged 
february 2010 by scorpionvoices
northatlantic: Collecting Fallout from the Blast
Gen. Kirk-centric, James and introducing the infamous Man with Only A Name, Tiberius Kirk. Special guest shot from McCoy at the end. Summary: "Some day, you're going to tell me this story, right? I mean, with a name like Tiberius, there has to be a story." Warnings: attempted rape, child abuse
fic  startrekreboot  pre-series  startrek:kirk  theme:family  theme:love  theme:abuse  PTSD!character  theme:grief  minor!death  gen  srs.bzns.  favs:startrek  northatlantic  theme:angst  rating:pg-13  o:beautiful 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
Trek Crack - 100 Watchers Warrants a Webcomic
To celebrate the fact that one hundred pairs of digital eyes are now fixed malevolently on our modest corner of the interblag, the General and I have lovingly cobbled together this simple tale of captains and country doctors, tribbles and tractor beams*, whiskey and regret. *Disclaimer: there are no tractor beams in this book.
art  fanart  startrekreboot  crack  hilarity  manypairings  OT?  surprise!  smut  slash  het  nc-17  webcomic  for-kayla  opinion:awesome 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
smoke_baby: Once I beamed two people onto eight pads. Aye, it wasn't pretty.
And so the plucky young Spaceship escaped the clutches of the Dark Lord, and returned to Hogwarts to eat pumpkin omelette, and drink the blood of the living, and reunite with their kindly old headmaster, Bumblebee. [a collection of nu!trek macros. Hilarious!]
startrekreboot  crack  hilarity  for-kayla  macro 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
helensfic: Vid: Falling Is Like This (Sulu/Kirk)
I'm sorry I can't help you/I cannot keep you safe/I'm sorry I can't help myself/So don't look at me that way/We can't fight gravity/On a planet that insists/That love is like falling and/Falling is like this
fanvid  video  startrekreboot  startrek:kirk  startrek:sulu  unusualpairing  slash  theme:love  music  opinion:awesome 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART ELEVEN [CLOSED]
5 times it was clear Jim Kirk was from Iowa. [OH MY GOD, GUYS, MY CHILDHOOD. MY FAMILY DOES ALL OF THESE, AND THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS EVEN LIVED IN THE MIDWEST IS MY GRAMPA.]
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:kirk  ensemble  hilarity  LOLZ  worldbuilding  gen  favs:startrek  for-kayla  for-amanda  style:fivethings  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices
atomicskull: Never Know Your Story Like I Do
Jim and Bones meet on the first day of kindergarten and grow up together. Along the way there are proposals, musicals, kitchen utensils and a very old Jeep.
fic  startrekreboot  au:school  au:university  startrek:kirk  kirk/mccoy  theme:friendship  theme:love  romance  slash  nc-17  opinion:adorable  theme:angst 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART TWO -- How Seven Members of the Enterprise Crew Lost Their Virginity
2. Leonard McCoy: Rachel was his high school sweetheart. They held hands at the movies, and he took her to every school dance. They were together for two and a half years, and broke up amicably just after high school graduation, because Rachel planned to study abroad and they didn't want to ruin the memories of what they had with a doomed-to-fail long-distance relationship. The rest is none of your goddamn business.
fic  startrekreboot  comment!fic  tobetagged 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices
annenburg: Antithesis
Kirk is given an assignment he isn't sure he'll ever be able to finish. "What would you have done differently in the situation on Tarsus IV?" His childhood nightmare double-spaced in twelve-point font.
fic  startrekreboot  au:justalittledifferent  startrek:kirk  drama  worldbuilding  PTSD!character  kirk/spock  theme:h/c  slash  theme:angst  rating:pg-13 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices
kilala10 & near_family: Fanart: Calender Post of DOOM!!!
2010 Calender featuring the male officers of the Enterprise. [actual printable calendar, with adorable manga-esque art!!!]
art  fanart  startrekreboot  ensemble  drawings  hilarity  for-kayla  rating:pg-13 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices
corpus_invictus: Homecoming
Notes: Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt found here: "Spock has been stuck alone on some alien planet that needs a Federation representative to be present for a long, stalled-out series of negotiations. I don't want any horrible trauma, just loneliness and frustration and culture-shock. The people on this planet are as far from Vulcan as possible -- everything is everyone's business, emotions are on display everywhere, everyone wants to hug everyone else all the time, etc. There is almost no vegetarian food suitable for a Vulcan diet. And Spock misses the Enterprise. Bonus points for him realizing that somehow the ship has become like a home/family for him, because I am a sucker for stuff like that."
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:spock  characterstudy  worldbuilding  theme:h/c  romance  kirk/spock  slash  nc-17  theme:angst 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices
mangotrills: Dr. McCoy's flowchart for dealing with frequent sexual harassment
Exhibit A: Kirk: "Hey babe. Wanna come see my spaceship?" --> How do I feel today? ---> BENEVOLENT // OPTION 1: REJECTION; AVERAGE // OPTION 2: REJECTION & FORCE; PISSED // OPTION 3: HYPOSPRAY [Content advisory: violence.]
art  fanart  startrekreboot  kirk/mccoy  humor  comic  slash  hilarity  startrek:bones  favs:art  for-amanda  for-kayla 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices
northatlantic: No Dead End In Sight
***Summary: Leonard McCoy has always been an old soul in a young body. ***Author's Notes: According to the canon dates for when McCoy was born/when he has his first medical achievements and the procedures he does on the Enterprise, it is literally impossible for him to have completed med school at the usual age (extended riff on why that is if you follow the link). Now, we all know that's probably because whoever did the fact-checking did not do a very good job. But that's a BORING explanation. I like the explanation that McCoy is as much a misfit prodigy as his boys Kirk and Spock MUCH better. And that might have looked something like this. [~10,800]
fic  startrekreboot  pre-series  startrek:bones  characterstudy  worldbuilding  startrek:kirk  theme:friendship  theme:family  theme:love  missingscene  quality:good  het  slash  nc-17  genius!character  RECOMENDED  for-kayla  northatlantic  theme:angst  opinion:awesome 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: Burn the Maps
So I apparently wrote a story where Sulu and Kirk go on a road trip and make out in hotel rooms. This is what happens when you watch both Harold & Kumar movies on repeat and wonder if Sulu makes those hysterical "wtf?!" faces that Harold Lee always makes. Because it is my personal fanon that Sulu is a spiritual descendant of Roldy, only with a starship and a sword and without the penchant for calling someone "anus" or "cockboy." Much to my dismay.
fic  startrekreboot  post-series  startrek:kirk  startrek:sulu  unusualpairing  theme:roadtrip  hilarity  shenanigans  slash  robanybody  rating:pg-13 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART FIVE [CLOSED] -- In Which Jim Kirk is a Stellar Childcare Provider
McCoy needs a baby-sitter for his daughter. Maybe a nanny. Kirk is the only one who answers the ad, and McCoy reluctantly hires him.
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:bones  WiP  tobetagged 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
antihysteric: Crashing in the Name of Science
Jamie briefly has a boyfriend who's into 20th century psychology. When he leaves for the last time, he yells (over the thumping bass line of some crappy music that some other boyfriend left behind) that she has daddy issues and issues with authority and plain old goddamned issues, and that if it weren’t for the fact that you could bounce a fucking quarter off her goddamned ass, it would be a wonder that any guy came within twenty feet of her.
fic  startrekreboot  au:gender  startrek:kirk  kirk/mccoy  kink  restraints  worldbuilding  het  nc-17 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
hollycomb: Now Disappear
Chekov develops amnesia during a mission and can't remember the past five years of his life. Sulu is heartbroken.
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:sulu  startrek:chekov  trope:amnesia  theme:love  trope:sexualhealing  slash  nc-17  humor  for-kayla  theme:angst  opinion:sweet 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
The Big List of K/S Cliches
Dude, I did not even get half-way down the list and I was laughing hysterically, could not stop myself, and had to click out of the tab before I woke up my sister. THIS SHOULD BE REQUIRED READING FOR MOST FF.NET USERS.
list  tropes  startrekreboot  startrektos  kirk/spock  lolz.forever 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART FIVE [CLOSED] -- off my lawn!
OLD PEOPLE ARE OLD AND IT IS AWESOME. So what I want is Kirk/Spock, old and comfortable and being all crotchety (and heart-meltingly in goddamn love) at each other in their loving old age. DID I MENTION OLD?
ficlet  startrekreboot  startrek:kirk  kirk/spock  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:futurefic  theme:domesticity  hilarity  slash  pg  shenanigans  comment!fic  opinion:sweet 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
schweinsty: Family
James Tiberius Kirk does not need a family. He's got everything else. [2824]
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:kirk  worldbuilding  ensemble  drama  het  r  minor!death  theme:grief  theme:family  schweinsty  theme:angst 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
from the greek “xenos” which means “stranger", but also “guest”
Grayson’s most famous work is her groundbreaking exploration of Vulcan informal terms of address, but Nyota’s favourite is a short paper written when Grayson was quite young. It is about the language of taboo and exclusion. Things unsaid, and things unsayable. Though the taboos themselves may differ, linguistic methods for dealing with them do not. Grayson postulates, rather cheekily, that euphemism and elision are universal phenomena. This is why Nyota Uhura picks xenolinguistics: the ways in which different cultures communicate might differ, but the ways in which they fail to communicate do not. She finds it strangely comforting that language makes them all alien to each other.
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:uhura  worldbuilding  startrek:spock  theme:clueless  thinky  startrek:gaila  het  quality:good  rating:pg-13 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
Don't Ask
Someone has to ask the embarrassing questions. On the Enterprise, that someone is Leonard McCoy. [364]
ficlet  startrekreboot  startrek:bones  startrek:chekov  humor  short  gen  pg 
june 2009 by scorpionvoices
Soar (five times Jim stretched his wings)
It's not unheard of for children conceived in space to develop mutations, especially old science vessels like the Kelvin had been. There had always been more concern over Winona's pregnancy than others, not only because she was the First Officer's wife, but because there was something off about the ultrasounds, something the scans couldn't quite parse.
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:kirk  trope:wingfic  theme:first-time  startrek:bones  startrek:spock  OT3  theme:establishedrelationship  slash  quality:good  favs:startrek  style:fivethings  rating:pg-13 
june 2009 by scorpionvoices
raphaela667: the ups and downs of you
Starfleet first officers did not regress to childhood without at least submitting prior warning to their commanding officers. They'd established that after the whole Pon Farr mess last year. There were rules about Vulcan biology and scaring the hell out of Jim now. This had to be in violation of at least three of them.
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:kirk  startrek:spock  kirk/spock  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:transformation  little!character{s}  humor  slash  theme:angst  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
june 2009 by scorpionvoices
st_xi_kink: PART THREE [CLOSED]
I want some blind!Kirk. It can be a temporary thing from a mission or something or it can be permanent. Hell, just do an AU where he's been blind from birth if you want (actually, GUH to the last one. Somebody do this plz!). I just want that he's not some weak mess because of it. Meaning, I want strong and still fiercely independent Kirk who doesn't want anyone's pity. Bonus points if you show other's reactions to his blindness. Also I will love you forever if there's some hot smexing with Kirk's other senses being more sensitive. Preferably with Spock but I'm not too picky.
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:kirk  theme:blindness  WiP  tobetagged 
june 2009 by scorpionvoices
the_dala: The Sum of Us
A series of vignettes tracing the evolution of Kirk and McCoy's relationship over the years. Or, five people discover the worst-kept secret in the Federation.
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:bones  startrek:kirk  kirk/mccoy  theme:establishedrelationship  worldbuilding  missingscene  hilarity  theme:abuse  theme:grief  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:friendship  slash  quality:good  favs:startrek  the_dala  style:fivethings  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
june 2009 by scorpionvoices
the_dala: Awake
from a prompt at The Star Trek XI Kink Meme. : "First Time, Kirk has a nightmare about his fathers Death, Bones takes care of him. or, on the Anniversary of Bones' Divorce Kirk takes his mind off his Bone's bitterness."
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:bones  theme:friendship  kirk/mccoy  theme:h/c  theme:first-time  slash  nc-17  quality:good  the_dala  theme:angst 
may 2009 by scorpionvoices
His Hands, Your Mouth
**Summary: Bullshit medals, alcohol, a massage, and Jim Kirk all combine to interrupt Leonard McCoy's life. **A/N: Written for the prompt of McCoy/Kirk. McCoy is having trouble destressing post-movie so Kirk decides to "doctor" his friend. Begins with Kirk massaging McCoy and ends with an infinitely irritated McCoy having his way with Kirk. The kinks? Rough McCoy, dirty talk. at the [info]st_xi_kink meme.
fic  startrekreboot  startrek:bones  post-series  kirk/mccoy  theme:friendship  theme:snark  hawt  kink  roughsex  slash  nc-17  favs:startrek  opinion:awesome 
may 2009 by scorpionvoices
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