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Lucky - inkhead - X-Men: First Class (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
Sean knows he’s lucky.

He’s lucky, for example, that he grew up tall and gangly, with narrow hips and easily-bound breasts. [277]
ficlet  u:marvel  m:x-men:firstclass  c:xmen:sean  trans!character  characterstudy  short  genre:gen  rating:pg  @ao3 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
donutville: Ratiocination, or The Logic Behind the Perfect Coffee
Barista!Sherlock is known for speaking to his customers bluntly, judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. [1391]
fic  tv:sherlock  au:realworld  c:sh:watson  c:sh:holmes  theme:firstmeetings  humor  short  shenanigans  genre:gen  rating:g  author:donutsweeper  @lj 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
haven1984: Life
"I proved that I have blood, it's all on the floor," she murmurs to him before the blackness takes her. [4406] [an interesting take on characterization of River and the crew, but definitely not without its flaws.]
fic  firefly  oneshot  firefly:river  firefly:jayne  firefly:mal  firefly:simon  ensemble  theme:angst  theme:selfharm  theme:family  theme:fixing  gen  short  @fireflyarchive  rating:pg-13 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
dex: Babysitter
"I reckon as long as he makes an honest woman of her, it's alright." Jayne said, lips quirking. Mal's eyes opened slowly to the sight of most of his crew standing in the common room, staring at him cradling River in his arms. [1938]
fic  firefly  oneshot  firefly:mal  firefly:river  characterstudy  worldbuilding  humor  theme:friendship  theme:grief  theme:fixing  short  gen  pg  @fireflyarchive  opinion:sweet 
september 2011 by scorpionvoices
scribblesinsand: wrong way to ragnarök
The first time they meet, it doesn't go well.

Then again, Esca's not really sure one could define it as meeting because it's more like two atoms colliding, really. Or particle beams in the Large Hadron Collider. One particle beam being Esca and his car, the other being the motherfucking son of a bitch that appeared in the middle of nowhere right in front of him.

Either way there's wavering lights, swearing, loud noises and it all ends in a bang.
fic  the.eagle  au:fusion  thor  post-movie  eagle:esca  eagle:marcus  theme:first-time  mythology  humor  theme:angst  theme:gods  short  esca/marcus  slash  nc-17  for-kayla 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
a_team_kink: First Post! -- Partners In Crime, by anon
"Hello, handsome."

"Jesus, Pike!" Lynch jumped slightly in his seat and looked up from the piles of paper he was sorting through. "What the fuck are you doing here? You're supposed to be in Europe or something!"

Pike shrugged. "I got bored. Figured I'd come see my favorite partner in crime." He glanced around the office. "Nice place you got here."

"If anyone ever saw us together-"

"Jeez, would you calm down? You think I'm stupid enough to let someone see me come in here?"

"How the hell did you get in here, anyway?"

"I thought that the CIA headquarters would have better security. I'm actually rather disappointed."

"Yeah, well, maybe if you didn't show up at two in the morning," Lynch grumbled, standing up from his rolling chair. He had been up for almost twenty-four hours and was currently running on coffee and aggravation. Pike showing up unexpectedly and highly illegally was, quite literally, the last thing he needed.
fic  m:a-team10  comment!fic  c:ateam:lynch  c:ateam:pike  humor  short  boysaredorks  theme:first-time  for-kayla  genre:smut  p:ateam:lynch/pike  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
august 2011 by scorpionvoices
the_losers_2010 | HEY LOSERS! -- Firearms, by found_feather
The first time Cougar pointed a gun at his head is exactly when Jensen developed the beginning of his raging crush, and it was almost a year before he managed to come to the conclusion that, you know, trying to act on it wasn't actually going to make Cougar shoot him, because while guns are hot, actually being shot by them is not one of Jensen's favorite leisure activities and never has been.

First spark was just tall-dark-hot-quiet-intense guy pointing a gun at him; it just didn't help that covert observation absolutely demonstrated that Cougar's hands moved on his guns, especially his rifle, the way most guys touched their girlfriends.
fic  thelosers  thelosers2010  comment!fic  post-movie  losers:jensen  losers:couger  theme:establishedrelationship  kink  smut  gunplay  short  cougar/jensen  slash  nc-17  @DW 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
Truce, by thehoyden
All I had wanted after that meeting was to go home, and now suddenly a Mickey Mouse float, a quarter million people, and the Chicago River were standing between me and my bus stop.
fic  dresdenfiles  oneshot  dresden:harrydresden  dresden:johnmarcone  humor  theme:holidays  theme:friendship  theme:snark  short  gen  thehoyden  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
Preservation, a megami tensei fanfic by leather sky - FanFiction.Net
Junpei took the Evoker back and held it in both hands. It was still cold even though it had just fired. He guessed that it would always feel cold, even in the heat of battle…like the boy across from him. He ran his fingertips along it and then looked back at Akihiko. "Next time I won't hesitate."

"I know you won't. Now get out of here."

After Junpei had left, Akihiko rubbed his wrist absent-mindedly. Junpei's terrified grip had been very strong…he had felt the wild resistance in him, and his impulse to live, firsthand. For the first time he was satisfied that they hadn't made a mistake.
fic  oneshot  missingscene  p3:junpei  p3:akihiko  theme:angst  theme:fixing  short  ficfromthepit  game:persona3  genre:gen  rating:pg-13 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
entangled_now: Elevator Conversations
"So, about this fascination you have with me?"

"Can we not talk about that?"

"I find it curious."

"You probably get it all the time," Colby grumbles because it's not that big of a deal. It's not, really it's not!

"Seething academic jealousy, yes, random masturbatory fantasies, not so much."

Colby will not drop the god damn boxes, he will not.

"You!" Colby really wishes he had a finger free to point with. He's seen pointing work on Charlie before. "You're now forbidden from using that phrase."

"Seething academic jealousy?" Charlie guesses innocently.
fic  numb3rs  oneshot  short  numb3rs:colby  numb3rs:charlie  dialogue  hilarity  theme:friendship  theme:snark  charlie/colby  slash  entangled_now  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
may 2011 by scorpionvoices
ishafel: Relic
It sometimes seemed to Methos that in a thousand years there was only one thing he loved. He won her in war, from another Immortal, and she was too small for Silas, too fierce for Caspian, too plain for Kronos. It took him months to break her to the bridle, and even then she was never truly tame. But she was loyal and brave and generous to a fault, and he rode her sons into battle for thirty years, and their sons and daughters for three hundred more. Her descendants carried him across Asia and Europe, and when he gave up wars they pulled plows, and every one of them was willing and fast and agile as his little mare had been, and every one a gray. [691]
ficlet  highlander  oneshot  hl:methos  characterstudy  worldbuilding  theme:immortality  theme:grief  short  gen  ishafel  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
may 2011 by scorpionvoices
ishafel: Darwinism
Methos teaches high school biology in rural Alabama for a year, standing in front of an ancient chalkboard, showing grainy film strips, using ancient dissection equipment. He likes it. The kids are handpicked, the best of the area, bright and resolutely determined on a better future. He buys notebooks and graph paper and microscope slides with his meager salary when the county can't or won't pay for equipment. [761]
ficlet  highlander  oneshot  hl:methos  characterstudy  worldbuilding  interesting  theme:immortality  theme:competency!!!  short  gen  pg  favs:highlander  ishafel  o:beautiful 
may 2011 by scorpionvoices
unholygrace: Aftermath
The investigation afterward is a clusterfuck of epic proportions. Art's batshit for at least twenty minutes, hollering at Raylan in his office at the top of his lungs. The door is shut, but means little. At least with the blinds down, no one can see him sink lower and lower into his chair as his boss tears him a new one.

Finally, red faced and gasping for air, Art calms down enough to point at Raylan and say, “you're an idiot, Raylan.”

“I know,” Raylan mutters, tugging the brim of his hat down lower over his eyes.

“I'm serious, Raylan.”

“I know,” he repeats. [777]
ficlet  justified  justified:raylan  justified:art  justified:boyd  theme:aftermath  theme:friendship  short  gen  episoderelated  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
Five Things That Aged Art Mullen Before His Time, a Justified fanfic by vanillafluffy
Art grabs Tommy, and they get about five strides away when the force of the explosion slams him down, showering burning debris everywhere and the world goes curiously silent. [1065]

An ER doc picks gravel out of his knees like it was bird-shot.

Back home, Faylene, whose lips move soundlessly, bustles around him. Scolding, he'd bet.

It takes a lot longer than he expected to finish the twins' dollhouse, because he has to keep stopping to ice his knees.

His hearing comes back in time for him to register "Taps" played at Tommy Muldoon's funeral.
fic  justified  justified:art  characterstudy  theme:family  theme:injury  theme:fixing  short  gen  ficfromThePit  genre:action  style:fivethings  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
robanybody: J'Oublierai Jamais Sa Réponse.
So he knows the plan and how it's supposed to go, but somehow, sitting in Steve's pick-up truck, listening to Journey's 'Don't Stop Believin', a classic American tune with vocals by one Freddie Mercury, he is less convinced of its ineffability. Especially with the way Steve keeps smirking at him as he runs yet another red light and tries to swerve into the Jag.

"No," Danny says firmly, scowl already in place, even though he's only been in the truck for five minutes, and Steve rolls his eyes.

"I was aiming for the bumper," he sighs, adjusting his shades (and it's ridiculous that he's even wearing those because it's nighttime and Danny's never going to understand demons and their need for unnecessary dramatics and absurd accessories), so that he can look over at Danny with a petulant expression that still gets Danny, even though he tries so hard not to be affected by him. [1538]
fic  hawaii5-0  au:fusion  goodomens  h50:danny  h50:steve  shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:demons  theme:angels  short  danny/steve  slash  robanybody  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
nilchance: Not a Pretty Girl
Jensen has a soft pack dildo. She names it Fred.

She rebuilt herself from silicon and blood and sweat, gauze around her breasts and her hair buzzed short. She cuts her throat to ribbons, pitching her voice as low as a man's. She lies and she lies and she lies.

They don't suspect a thing. A girl could almost feel guilty.
fic  thelosers  pre-series  au:gender  losers:jensen  ensemble  characterstudy  theme:friendship  theme:undercover  theme:angst  short  gen  nilchance  rating:pg-13 
april 2011 by scorpionvoices
frantic_allonsy: Marching Orders: Home
It was impulse that made him draw up Esca's manumission papers, and he only thought briefly of how Esca's freedom might affect either of them. He imagined Esca would be pleased, albeit confused, and that he might leave-- and rightly, if he was a free man. And the thought was a blow, deeper and crueler than the one to his leg, but he was willing to plead, if it meant Esca might stay. It was all a blur of the sadness that comes with doing what is right, and then the papers were drawn and Esca was free. It was that easy, and he wondered that he had not done it before. And yet Esca did not leave, not even as Cub had done, to be free and then return. [1980]
fic  the.eagle  oneshot  eagle:marcus  eagle:esca  theme:love  theme:first-time  short  slash  nc-17  frantic_allonsy  opinion:sweet 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
celli: I'm the Sheriff, Ask Me How!
When Zoe first told him about it, Jack had been very skeptical. "I find it hard to believe that a town like Eureka has a Father-Daughter dance."

He'd been half right. Jack looked up at the sign hanging over the stage in the gym: 'Welcome to the Annual Tesla High Father-Daughter Career Extravaganza and Gala!'

"Zoe, have you been lying to me for my own good again?"

"Of course not," Zoe said, looking deceptively innocent.
ficlet  eureka  oneshot  eureka:carter  eureka:zoe  theme:family  shenanigans  boysaredorks  short  humor  gen  pg  celli  opinion:adorable 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
ROY G. BIV - brinn - Push (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
He draws back his hand from where it's trapped under his hip, fingers coated in glossy red paint. He looks up accusingly at Cassie's blank face where she's standing over him, combat boots on either side of his ankles.

"I liked this shirt," he grouses as he shoves himself up onto his elbow, scowling impressively.

She's silent for a long moment, her eyes flicking from the upended paint can to his scarlet-stained fingers and face, to the colored pencil she's still clutching in one hand.

"Oh," she says finally, then turns around and walks back to their table. [2057]
fic  push  post-series  push:nick  push:cassie  push:hook  ensemble  theme:growingup  theme:angst  theme:fixing  short  gen  @AO3 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: Manchild
"So we made a new rule: if you shoot the Captain you buy dinner," Owen said. "Seemed fair."

"And if you don't ask first, you pay for drinks as well," Jack said. "And no pasty shops on the corner, it has to be a real restaurant."
fic  torchwood  oneshot  tw:ianto  tw:jack  tw:gwen  tw:owen  tw:tosh  team!fic  shenanigans  hilarity  theme:friendship  theme:snark  short  jack/ianto  gen  g  sam_storyteller  @DW 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
dogeared: Staying Power
Danny figures it out. "Oh my god, what are you—are you carbo-loading?"

"What can I say, Danno—you take a lot out of a guy," Steve says, and the funny thing is that Danny can tell that he isn't even really joking, which is just beyond ridiculous. [~420]
ficlet  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  worldbuilding  hilarity  theme:establishedrelationship  shenanigans  boysaredorks  danny/steve  slash  short  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
january 2011 by scorpionvoices
blinddreamer: The Small Things
Jolene wants to get Cougar and Jensen together, Pooch thinks it's a waste of time, and Clay just wants liquor. [988]
ficlet  thelosers  post-series  losers:clay  losers:pooch  losers:jolene  losers:jensen  humor  theme:friendship  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:comingout  theme:family  short  cougar/jensen  slash  pg  for-kayla 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
sutlers: How to Ruin Your Life in One Easy Step
It's always easy to tell when Steve has gotten fucked: there's a looseness to his movements, the secret curve of a smile when he thinks no one is looking. And it happens a lot—Steve is apparently kind of easy, which was not something Danny would have guessed when they met but in retrospect makes a lot of sense. [~1300]
fic  hawaii5-0  oneshot  h50:danny  h50:steve  theme:jealousy  theme:first-time  short  danny/steve  slash  r  sutlers  @DW  kink:rimming 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
maratonista: Wasted, between Antigua and Venezuela
Jensen can drink like a fish. It wins him bets and makes him enemies. Or, boys will be boys and bet on stupid Jensen-related drinking competitions. [1019]
fic  thelosers  pre-series  losers:jensen  losers:roque  losers:pooch  losers:couger  team!fic  drunk!character  theme:snark  humor  boysaredorks  shenanigans  gen  r  maratonista  short 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
splash_the_cat: This Mountain in the Wind
O'Neill's eyes were locked on the radio Teal'c had clipped to his belt. "Maybe you should go look for them."

Teal'c sat back on his heels. "We have had this discussion. I will not leave you." [929]
ficlet  sg1  post-apocolypse  sg1:jack  sg1:teal'c  unusualpairing  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:love  short  jack/teal'c  slash  pg 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
Second Shift - NeoVenus22 - Sky High [Archive of Our Own]
Superheroism does not pay the bills. [1151 words; prequel-thingy to I Can Be Your Hero, Baby]
fic  skyhigh  short  skyhigh:will  skyhigh:warren  skyhigh:layla  OT3  theme:establishedrelationship  worldbuilding  slash  het  pg  @AO3 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
Heavenly Grass -- Tennessee Williams
My feet took a walk in heavenly grass,
All day while the sky shone clear as glass.
My feet took a walk in heavenly grass,
All night while the lonesome stars rolled past.
poetry  short  o:beautiful 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
penknife: Move In
There's a standard procedure for unpacking supplies, but it assumes you're not going to immediately have to worry about everybody in your new base of operations drowning. By the time things settle down, a bunch of the shipping containers are already open, the big rack of computers the scientists brought with them is plugged into one of the naquadah generators and whirring away in a corner, and there are backpacks and luggage piled up in untidy heaps against the walls of the gate room.

Ford picks up one of the carrying cases and turns it over, looking for some sign that it matches anything on the packing list. "These things were all supposed to have numbers on them."

"I don't think a lot of these people listen very well," Major Sheppard says. [2000]
fic  sga  missingscene  sga:ford  characterstudy  worldbuilding  ensemble  theme:fixing  minorcharacters  gen  short  penknife  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
laligin: Tiptoe With the Tulips
Jack whirled around suddenly, pointing at another tulip lying by the door, and yelled, “Spies!”

Ianto had half a second of pure, simple confusion, and then the tulip by the door leapt up onto its two long leaves and bolted, while the three in the vase jumped out, and Jack tried to grab them, yelling, “Catch them, Ianto!” [1282]
fic  torchwood  crack  oneshot  tw:ianto  tw:jack  shenanigans  humor  jack/ianto  short  gen  pg  laligin  opinion:adorable 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
Vivace, a NCIS fanfic - FanFiction.Net
"The second victim was identified as a petty officer. Your captain called me," said Gibbs.

"Captain Patterson didn't tell me that he called a Fed."

"Maybe Captain Thomas didn't give you a heads up because you don't know his name."

Tony laughed, and finally lowered his gun.
fic  ncis  pre-series  ncis:tony  ncis:gibbs  theme:undercover  theme:firstmeetings  gen  pg  girlinstory  ficfromThePit  short  genre:action 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
Anything Other than Bourbon, a NCIS fanfic - FanFiction.Net
"McGee," Tony did his best drill sergeant act. "Stop distracting my Probie. Probie, stop being distracted by McGee."

"Sorry, Boss," they said, not quite in unison, but staggered. Tony saw McGee wince at his involuntary response.
fic  ncis  oneshot  ncis:tony  ncis:tim  oc  theme:futurefic  theme:grief  theme:friendship  short  gen  ficfromThePit  girlinstory  rating:pg-13 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
villainny: Fine, Except...
Anthony DiNozzo, Tim has discovered, is like a whole world of 'which would be fine, except...'. It's a clumsy way of phrasing it, and his inner artist winces every time, but there's no way he's referring to Tony as 'a whole world of 'but'', not even inside his own head. Somehow Tony would know. Anyway, what he means is simple: pretty much every good thing that can be said about him has to be qualified right after, if even the barest standards of honesty are going to be maintained. Like - like Tony was a good leader, actually. Outside of the box, off the wall, occasionally worryingly bizarre, sure, but they got results. Which would be fine, except for phrases like 'stroke my plumage, McGee', his reaction to which still occasionally keeps Tim up at night.
fic  ncis  oneshot  ncis:tim  ncis:tony  humor  shenanigans  boysaredorks  dinozzo/mcgee  short  slash  pg 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
nextian: This Thing We Have
Rhodey's got a promotion, Pepper's got a few drinks in her, and Tony has an ego the size of the Space Needle. Warnings only for foreplay.
ficlet  ironman  short  ironman:rhodey  ironman:pepper  ironman:tony  OT3  theme:snark  humor  het  slash  nextian  rating:pg-13 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
arrow00: Top 10 Things to Do to Fraser When He's All Loopy on Pain Killers
10. Hide his pants, remove all the buttons from his dress reds, and then tell him the Queen is stopping by.
ficlet  duesouth  ds:rayk  ds:fraser  short  theme:injury  hilarity  shenanigans  slash  g  style:fivethings 
september 2010 by scorpionvoices
inception_kink: Prompt Post No. 1 -- Ariadne is an Architecture Student
This is kind of a weird prompt. But I know architecture students in real life. Some of them have created a nest of blankets under their worktable, complete with three alarms, so that they can catch five minutes of rest in between their all-nighters in the studio. When they meet up, they brag about how little sleep they've had all week. (Choice quote from one of these events: "Wow! Does the world look yellow and fuzzy to you?") This gets worse when they enter the workforce.

So. Let's have a fic where Ariadne joined the team because she saw it as the only way she could actually get some sleep.
ficlet  inception  comment!fic  missingscene  inception:ariadne  characterstudy  LOLZ  short  gen  rating:pg-13 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
the_wanlorn: Outboard
"You two have to go across the lake," Hannibal had said. "You can pilot a boat, right Murdock?" he'd said. "You guys have the easy part," he'd said.

B.A. was pretty damn sure that every one of those had been a lie. [450]
ficlet  m:a-team10  oneshot  c:ateam:BA  c:ateam:murdock  shenanigans  boysaredorks  short  hilarity  @DW  genre:gen  rating:pg  author:the_wanlorn 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
laurajv: The Word for World Is--
Humans would've named the planet New Earth and the places things like New Africa or New Russia. Vulcans did no such thing; they named the planet Vik: the well in the desert. They named the continents Ashv'cezh, Laktra, and Vrekasht: Revenge, Grief, and Outcast. [1,480]
fic  startrekreboot  oneshot  startrek:spock  worldbuilding  theme:grief  short  gen  pg  @DW  theme:angst 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
jinkies_christ: Breakfast
Kimball Cho had never been late to work. Not once in his life. Even when he was fourteen and work was a paper route at five a.m.
ficlet  thementalist  oneshot  mentalist:cho  mentalist:jane  short  romance  theme:first-time  cho/jane  slash  pg  opinion:sweet 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
One Inch to the Left, by shrift
Casey drank more beer and surreptitiously attempted to peer over Danny's shoulder. "You dropped a verb, used the incorrect transitional phrase, and misspelled --"

"Casey!" Danny said. "Stop helping or I will tell our entire viewing audience that you think the rail camera has revolutionized the sport of hockey."

"You wouldn't," Casey said.

"Oh ho," Danny said, raising his index finger.

"What does that even mean?" Casey asked.

"It means I have keys to your apartment and the dedication it would take to move everything you own exactly one inch to the left."
fic  sportsnight  oneshot  sn:dan  sn:casey  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:firstkiss  dialogue  hilarity  boysaredorks  shenanigans  slash  short  shrift  rating:pg-13 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
ravenspear: As A Kite
In which Jane is high, Rigsby is mortified, and Cho is stoic. So, you know, business as usual. [495]
ficlet  thementalist  mentalist:cho  mentalist:jane  mentalist:rigsby  crack  humor  drugged!character  shenanigans  cho/jane  short  slash  pg 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
fahye: Rhodey and Jarvis
All things considered, Rhodes quite likes Jarvis; it's good to know that Tony has someone to talk to in the midst of his creative trances. Between the AI and Pepper, there's no chance that Tony will slip into his student habits of developing vitamin deficiencies and severe sleep deprivation in the name of perfecting a new design. (Although Rhodes has noticed that since -- well, since, you know -- Tony has been different about food, more appreciative, both in extravagant and subtle ways.)

But Rhodes stills gets a bit creeped out by the fact that the house has a personality. It's all very well that the lights turn on when he steps into the bathroom, and clean hand towels slide out from a hidden drawer, but when you get right down to it, it still means that *someone is watching him piss*.
ficlet  marvel  ironman  short  ironman:rhodey  ironman:jarvis  humor  shenanigans  boysaredorks  gen  rating:pg-13 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
dancinbutterfly: Extraordinary
Tony Stark is the antithesis of hard work and responsibility and Jim Rhodes' first reaction to him is pure dislike. Set roughly twenty years pre-movie. [~1800]
fic  ironman  marvel  pre-series  ironman:rhodey  ironman:tony  theme:friendship  theme:growingup  gen  pre-slash  quality:good  short  rating:pg-13 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
Teh Tail of Snow Cat, by amy fortuna
'Snow White' as told by LOLcats. Pure unadulterated crack written in 20 minutes as a Treat.
fic  lolcatz  au:fusion  fairytale  crack  humor  short  gen  g  o.O 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
jmtorres: The Ex-Wife
Jim scrambles up to sitting, halfway ready to jump off the bed. "Wife. That was a guy, Bones."

McCoy stares at him. He still seems confused, but also wary now. "And what's your goddamn problem with that? You're not particular."

Which is true, if totally beside the point. "You lied to me!" Jim says.

"I married the biggest, bitchiest queen on the planet," McCoy says. "I didn't call 'er my husband the entire time we were together, why would I start now?"
fic  startrekreboot  crack  startrek:kirk  startrek:bones  humor  short  kirk/mccoy  slash  jmtorres  rating:pg-13 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
laligin: The Phantom of the Hub
And then Jack called, “Sing for me, my angel!”

“Get stuffed, sir,” Ianto yelled back, and there was a startled pause before Jack called, far more petulantly this time, “Why not?” [1134]
fic  torchwood  oneshot  tw:ianto  tw:jack  boysaredorks  shenanigans  hilarity  short  slash  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
nextian: Sulu, Death-Defying
Hanging from the edge of a cliff for the third time in three months, Sulu is starting to think maybe he's due for a vacation. || ""Mr. Sulu, I can tell you that there is at least a seventy-five point six percent chance of rescue," Spock calls down to him. "Do not be overly alarmed. A moderate level of alarm is all that is called for.""
ficlet  startrekreboot  short  startrek:sulu  hilarity  shenanigans  theme:stranded  theme:totherescue!  gen  g  theme:snark  nextian 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
iris_imer: A Rosy Cheeked Captain
Response to the following request on st_xi_kink: kirk blushes when bones calls him darlin' in public. [730]
ficlet  startrekreboot  short  startrek:kirk  startrek:bones  ensemble  kirk/mccoy  humor  slash  pg 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
lazulisong: Minutes of the Enterprise Handcraft Society!!
"No Cookie Monsters were in attendance this meeting. Head Cookie Monster and Dictator for Life is in sick bay, and Assistant Head Cookie Monster and God-Emperor for Eternity is engaged in monitoring him. Cookie Monster Extraordinary and Immortal Priest-King was unable to attend via video conference but sends his respects." || "[cookie monsters, in this setting, are the non-crafting SOs who hang out to help you set up your spinning wheel or loom or wind yarn for you, partly for the pleasure of your company but mostly, let us be honest, because crafters have the best cookies. then they go off with a plate of cookies and play Klingon Deathray Fighters until you're done with the meeting.]"
ficlet  startrekreboot  crack  ensemble  hilarity  shenanigans  LOLZ  short  gen  pg  favs:startrek  for-kayla  lazulisong 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
sprat: Ray Is Not Actually Graphing The History Of His Relationship With Fraser--That Would Be Pathetic, And Ray Is Not Pathetic--But If He Was Graphing It, Even Just In His Own Stressed-Out, Messed-Up Brain, It Might Look Something Like This
(The sex has never not been good. That is not the confusing part of Ray-and-Fraser. They are naturals at the sex; the sex is their friend. If there was some kind of sexathalon, the two of them would be All-State, trophy-winning champs. Okay.)
fic  duesouth  illustrated  ds:rayk  style:internalmonologue  humor  romance  short  fraser/rayk  slash  nc-17  hilarity 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
entangled_now: Non-euphemistic Strawberries
Ian finds Charlie in the garage, because you always look for people where they're most likely to be found.
ficlet  numb3rs  oneshot  numb3rs:ian  numb3rs:charlie  unusualpairing  short  slash  entangled_now  rating:pg-13 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
MTAC - NCIS Fic - Matchmaker, (Don't) Make Me a Match
Gibbs knew the second he'd stepped out of the Director's office that it had finally happened. DiNozzo had been twitchy and irritable and, when he didn't think anyone was looking, vaguely depressed for months now. Kate had been picking at him like a kid with a loose scab for nearly that long and Gibbs had been expecting the inevitable blow out for the last month. He'd been a little surprised at how long DiNozzo had held out; usually Gibbs was within a couple of days of guessing his limit. The fact that he'd been so much more stubborn than usual this time almost certainly meant that whatever it was that had been eating him up was bad. Probably personal and embarrassing to his reputation, too.
fic  ncis  au:justalittledifferent  ncis:tony  ncis:gibbs  theme:first-time  theme:love  slash  nc-17  nix  short  theme:angst 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
oxoniensis: Taboo
"So when did you two get married? And how come we weren't invited to the wedding?" Dad asks. "Or the housewarming party? I'm just dying to see how you've decorated the bedroom. I bet Ryan's side is neater. That's the left side, am I right?" Alexis knew he'd give them shit for that side-of-the-bed clue — she was counting on it. This is just too easy. [1841]
fic  castle  oneshot  shenanigans  castle:alexis  ensemble  ryan/esposito  cute  short  gen  g  oxoniensis  opinion:adorable 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
Discovering Mitchell's Happy Place, by Kazbaby
Five things that a member of SG-1 found in Mitchell's porn stash.
fic  sg1  crack  sg1:cameron  team!fic  sg1:daniel  sg1:teal'c  sg1:sam  humor  short  slash  het  r  gsf  style:fivethings 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
nix: Put Out to Pasture
Gibbs is forced out of the field. Abby introduces him to a friend who's in the same boat.
fic  ncis  au:justalittledifferent  ncis:gibbs  ncis:abby  ncis:tony  theme:friendship  humor  gen  pg  short  nix  theme:angst 
march 2010 by scorpionvoices
nix: Seldom Laid Bare
Clothes!sex. That pretty much covers it.
fic  ncis  short  ncis:tony  ncis:gibbs  dinozzo/gibbs  smut  kink  humor  hawt  slash  nc-17  nix 
march 2010 by scorpionvoices
The Bunny Farm - Spice, No Sugar
Fed up with misinformation and dismissive attitudes in the prevailing literature, Bill asks Remus to help him sift through the fact and fiction of werewolf lore.
fic  hp  short  tobetagged 
march 2010 by scorpionvoices
miss_porcupine: Five differences between the Air Force and the Marines (as explained to Ronon)
5) Rodney McKay: "The Air Force has a big budget and brilliant scientists. And when they run out of the latter, they use the former to buy more. The Marines, as far as I can tell, run around a lot and bark."
ficlet  sga  sga:ronon  hilarity  shenanigans  short  humor  gen  favs:sga/sg1  miss_porcupine  style:fivethings  rating:pg-13 
march 2010 by scorpionvoices
savvygambols: little shadows with loud growls
Greta insists on them hanging a sign on the door, “No Bobs Allowed!!!,” even though Bob is out doing an interview and won’t be back for a while. They move all of the items from their rider to the floor near Darren. He’s sleeping, but they are both confident that he will appreciate having carrot sticks in easy reach when he awakes. They spread out yesterday’s newspaper on the empty table, pull up chairs, and get down to the messy business of pumpkin carving. “Where did you get such a frightened picture of Bob?” asks Alex as he sketches onto the face of the pumpkin. “I got in his personal bubble,” says Greta. She grins. “He was very afraid.” [2269]
fic  rps  ths  phantomplanet  short  ths:greta  pp:alex  theme:friendship  shenanigans  ths:bob  bandom:  gen  pg  savvygambols  opinion:adorable  opinion:sweet 
march 2010 by scorpionvoices
libraryofsol: Candy Mountain
"No more molesting me with candy at the crack of dawn," he complains into the curve of Gabriel's shoulder. "You do realise you officially suck at negative reinforcement," Gabriel points out.
fic  spn  short  spn:sam  spn:gabriel  humor  sleepysex  sam/gabriel  slash  r  entangled_now 
march 2010 by scorpionvoices
The Box Called Death
When Naruto was very young and had just started the Ninja Academy, Iruka-sensei told him a story.
fic  an:naruto  pre-series  oneshot  short  naruto:iruka  naruto:naruto  theme:love  theme:family  style:philosophical  genre:gen  rating:pg  favs:naruto  reaction:;_;  o:beautiful 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
Like that Eels Song - sloth - Leverage [Archive of Our Own]
Eliot’s theory is that Hardison spent too much time playing with his joystick and got that carpal whatsit thing. Nate thinks Hardison tripped and crashed and broke his wrist after another one of his forty-hour awake marathons induced extreme clumsiness. Parker broke hers almost exactly the same way, once, or actually had it broken – foster father #3 – and she’s weirdly both fascinated and concerned for Hardison, wants to mother his wound while also poking at it repeatedly. Sophie isn’t around to have any kind of opinion at all.
fic  leverage  oneshot  leverage:alec  theme:injury  leverage:eliot  leverage:parker  humor  short  gen  pg 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
sherlockkink: SHERLOCK HOLMES! SHERLOCK MF HOLMES!
Holmes/Watson/Irene, that scene when Holmes wakes up and they're both sitting there all "you are the stupidest man ever and absolutely delicious when you wake up"
ficlet  SherlockHolmes  comment!fic  SH:holmes  SH:watson  SH:irene  sleepysex  OT3  short  slash  het  rating:pg-13 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
nix: Found in the Compromise Between Rain and Sun
Gibbs let Tony to choose their destination; if he'd been well enough for his own preference of leisure activities, he'd have been well enough to work. He'd expected Tony to choose someplace with bright sunshine, hot, sandy beaches, warm water, and bungalow bars that served drinks with paper umbrellas in them. He hadn't been looking forward to enduring Tony's roving eye--hooking up with Gibbs hadn't blunted his enjoyment of both looking and flirting--but he'd been prepared for it. All of which left him more than a little confused when Tony handed him a plane ticket to Vancouver, Canada, and advised him to "bring lots of clothes, because April in Vancouver can be t-shirt weather one day and chilly and wet the next, and the forecasts suck."
fic  ncis  oneshot  ncis:gibbs  theme:vacation  dinozzo/gibbs  theme:establishedrelationship  slash  pg  short  nix  opinion:sweet 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
sam_storyteller: History Drabble: Calm Acceptance
The History Channel tells us that "on February 8, 1587, Mary Queen of Scots was beheaded for treason. Her son, King James VI of Scotland, calmly accepted his mother's execution."
ficlet  historical  rpf  hilarity  short  gen  pg  sam_storyteller  opinion:awesome 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
By the Round Pond -- Wendy Cope
You watch yourself. You watch the watcher too-/A ghostly figure on the garden wall./And one of you is her, and one is you,/If either one of you exists at all.
poetry  interesting  short  favs:poetry 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
MTAC - NCIS Fic - Change of Pace, by Nix
CorporateMogul!Tony is taken hostage. Written for the ncis_flashfic "Deadlines" challenge. [oh my god, i want there to be more of this story!]
fic  ncis  au:realworld  ncis:tony  worldbuilding  ncis:gibbs  gen  pg  short  nix  theme:angst  opinion:awesome 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
The Right Word (Snap), by AMJ
Josh knows there's a way to describe what's going on with him and Sam.
fic  westwing  westwing:josh  josh/sam  short  worldbuilding  slash  pg  theme:friendship  opinion:sweet 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
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