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Sherlock BBC Kink Meme - prompting: part iii -- Necks and Knees, by anon
I'd like to see John and Sherlock accidentally find each other's erogenous zones, I was hoping for something uncommon (I'd prefer ears, neck, hips, etc. but pretty much whatever you find easiest to work with). And not realizing the effect it's having on the opposite person until things have gone too far.
fic  tv:sherlock  comment!fic  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:seduction  humor  kink:masturbation  kink:erogenouszones  p:sh:john/sherlock  genre:slash  genre:fluff  rating:pg-13  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Paperwork - cobweb_diamond - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Plotless ficlet, written purely to satisfy my own headcanon that Phil Coulson is a field agent rather than a paper-pusher, and delegates as much of his paperwork as humanly possible. [814]
ficlet  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:Avengers12  c:avengers:clint  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  theme:team!  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:sliceoflife  genre:gen  rating:pg  author:cobweb_diamond  @ao3 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
loveslashangst: Holmes-Breaking
“Squirt-bottle,” says Harry’s voice firmly in the earpiece of the mobile. “It’s the only way.”

John can’t have heard her right. “Beg pardon?”

“Squirt-bottle,” she repeats. “Worked perfectly with Georgie.”

John presses his back to the wall outside 221 Baker Street and stuffs his free hand into his coat pocket to slow the process of his fingers turning to ice. “Georgie was a cat.”

“So’s your boyfriend.”
fic  tv:sherlock  c:SH:watson  c:sh:harry  c:SH:holmes  theme:domesticity  theme:friendship  boysaredorks  shenanigans  theme:firstkiss  theme:first-time  opinion:adorable  p:sh:john/sherlock  genre:slash  rating:r  @lj 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
By the Book - Perpetual Motion (perpetfic) - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Coulson figures it out through standard procedure (rumor mill to threatening junior agents to that required weird conversation with one’s boss).

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Fury stands slowly, to prove he’s getting out of the chair because he wants to. “No knives. Ever.”

“You used to be cool.”

Fury cracks a grin at that. “Bad enough we’ve got junior agents who think you’ll shank them, you’re still the same asshole you’ve always been.”

“You promised S.H.I.E.L.D. would love me no matter what.”

“Hell,” Fury says, laughing as he walks around Coulson and pats him on the back. “What even caused it?”

“Scuttlebutt,” Coulson tells him. “Apparently, Barton and I fuck on a regular basis.”

“So?”

Coulson shrugs. “I don’t care, but Barton made a passing mention. Think someone gave him shit in the field. We don’t need that.”

Fury shakes his head. “You are the weirdest damned combination of ice man and concerned friend.”

“Thank you.”

“And that grin is damned freaky.” Fury waves as he leaves the office. “No multi-tools, either!” he yells as he walks down the hall.

“One time,” Coulson mutters as he maneuvers to sit behind his desk. “Never live it down.”[3032]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:Avengers12  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:clint  c:marvel:fury  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:first-time  hilarity  pitchperfect  opinion:awesome  p:marvel:clint/coulson  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:perpet_fic  @ao3 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Sherlock BBC Kink Meme - Prompting: Part IX -- Barter System, by anon
“Is this going to be a thing now?” John asks, eying his jumper. “You stealing my clothes whenever you feel like?”

Sherlock looks offended. “I’m not stealing them, John. We have a barter system.”

John raises an eyebrow. “You realize that a barter system requires both parties to be aware, and making use, of it?”

Sherlock frowns. “Of course. When I wore your tee-shirt after you returned my socks, I assumed your silence was acceptance. You said my use of your jumper was fine, and afterwards you returned one of my tee-shirts, freshly laundered.” He gestures to the stripy jumper. “You are, of course, welcome to anything in my wardrobe, save my coat.”
fic  tv:sherlock  comment!fic  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  theme:friendship  shenanigans  hilarity  boysaredorks  theme:clueless  theme:first-time  theme:love  genre:fluff  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
caffienekitty: An Adventure in Knitwear
The very first thing John noticed about the jumper was that it had three arms.

"Um. Sherlock, did you knit this yourself?"

"Yes." Sherlock scowled. "It's mathematically perfect. I don't know why it looks like that." [340]
ficlet  tv:sherlock  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  humor  knitting  theme:friendship  shenanigans  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:g  @lj 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Step Lightly - misura - Primeval [Archive of Our Own]
"You want me to bring him back by *seducing* him?"

Lester looks pained for a few seconds, then goes back to looking impassive. "Your orders are to bring him back by any means necessary. I don't care how you do it - in fact, I won't even ask. Just. Get it done. Am I making myself clear?"

"Yes, sir." Becker didn't think people really got these kinds of missions. On TV, maybe, or in books, but not in real life.
fic  tv:primeval  c:primeval:becker  c:primeval:connor  humor  theme:seduction  trope:forscience!  boysaredorks  shenanigans  opinion:adorable  p:primeval:becker/connor  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
What Meets the Eye - worldaccordingtofangirls - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Amnesia is just another case to solve. Piece together unfamiliar faces, reconstruct the old identity, the lost reality. A challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. He can read people like books. The man with the silver hair is his boss. The tottering old woman, his landlady. The girl with the worried look in her eyes…infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously. [8251]
fic  tv:sherlock  oneshot  c:SH:holmes  c:SH:watson  trope:amnesia  theme:aftermath  theme:injury  theme:clueless  shenanigans  humor  theme:angst  theme:love  p:sh:john/sherlock  genre:slash  rating:r  @ao3 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Sherlock BBC Kink Meme - Prompting: Part XVII
Sherlock is a hard drive.

Jim is malware.

Mycroft is anti-virus software.

John is a disk repair program.
fic  tv:sherlock  au:nothuman  c:SH:holmes  c:SH:watson  shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:competency!!!  genre:crackish  rating:pg  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Just Can't Take You Anywhere, Tommy - meh_guh - Snatch. (2000) [Archive of Our Own]
Tommy is a sloppy drunk. And apparently a magnet for people Turkish doesn't want to see this side of Ragnarok. Basically a fluffy Christamas outing because the phrase 'l'air de facepalm' in the Yule Goat letter was too inspiring. [2327]

[Dear god, the voices in this fic are *inspired*. Turkish's voice in particular is just spectacular; I haven't watched this movie in a couple years and I could still hear him delivering every line quite distinctly.]
fic  m:snatch  c:snatch:turkish  c:snatch:tommy  c:snatch:oc  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:inebriation  theme:holidays  theme:friendship  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2011 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
Tea for Three - Lexie - Singin' in the Rain (1952) [Archive of Our Own]
Kathy settles her left hand in the crook of Don's arm when he offers it, then her right in Cosmo's arm when he offers, and the three of them trip off to lunch together. It won't appear suspicious or strange, Kathy reasons to herself; she's being escorted to lunch by her fiancé and his best friend, who is well-known as a jokester and a friend of Kathy's as well. It will all be fine. [1429]
fic  m:singingintherain  singing:kathy  singing:don  singing:cosmo  theme:sliceoflife  theme:friendship  shenanigans  opinion:sweet  p:singing:cosmo/don/kathy  genre:het  genre:slash  rating:pg  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2011 
march 2012 by scorpionvoices
sharkgloves: My Manic and I
He turns around to shoot a look at Murdock. The damn fool is sitting about ten feet away on BA's work bench, right next to his tools, and by far the most useless thing there. He's eating some kind of candy and turning the candy wrappers into tiny wax paper planes which he then launches at BA.

His aim is pretty impressive. A broken arm would probably fix that. [5607]
fic  m:a-team10  missingscene  c:ateam:BA  c:ateam:murdock  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:courting  theme:first-time  humor  p:ateam:BA/murdock  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:sharkgloves  @lj 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
Sherlock BBC Kink Meme - Prompting: Part XIV -- Ducks!, by anonymous
Crowley watched one of the ducklings nip at their 'Uncle' Sherlock's tail feathers. "I'm naming that one Moriarty," he said. "He'll grow up obsessed with trying to better Uncle Sherlock, it'll be better than a Greek tragedy."

"There's already a Moriarty, dear," Aziraphale said, obviously trying to break the news gently. He paused. "Well, there was," he corrected. "He threatened Sarah at some point in the courting stages, John went to Sherlock and, well, there was a weir involved."

"You've brought me a *murderous threesome of ducks*," Crowley said, delight in every syllable. "It's like you've known me for six thousand years or something."
fic  b:goodomens  au:fusion  tv:sherlock  au:nothuman  c:go:crowley  c:go:aziraphale  c:SH:watson  c:SH:holmes  c:sh:sarah  OT3  theme:friendship  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:food  hilarity  shenanigans  p:sh:john/sarah/sherlock  genre:crack  genre:slash  genre:het  rating:pg  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
silviakundera | FIC: Bait and Switch {The Social Network - Eduardo/Sean, Eduardo/Mark/Sean} (Reply)
In which Mark has good plans, Eduardo has bad plans, and Sean goes with the flow. Alternatively-- help! Eduardo is trapped in a threesome and he can’t get out. [10,400]

[Um. I'm not even in this fandom, but with a summary like that how could I resist? Also, rarepairs are my OTP, and I have a weakness for Mark being a devious bastard.]
fic  rpf:thesocialnetwork  c:tsn:eduardo  c:tsn:mark  c:tsn:sean  OT3  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  theme:sliceoflife  theme:domesticity  theme:clueless  theme:snark  hilarity  shenanigans  boysaredorks  p:tsn:eduardo/mark/sean  p:tsn:eduardo/sean  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:silviakundera  @dw  unusualpairing  for-kayla 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
The time Grace talks to Steve about her periods and it doesn’t go well - Ionaonie - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
Sometimes the only thing that will make you feel better are pancakes and breaking your dad's pseudo-boyfriend. [1737]

[Author-tagged as pre-slash, but I'm tagging it as platonic love because that's the vibe I got off it. *shrug*]
fic  tv:hawaii5-0  oneshot  c:h50:grace  c:h50:steve  c:h50:danny  theme:futurefic  theme:family  shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:platoniclove  boysaredorks  p:h50:danny/steve  genre:slash  rating:pg  @ao3  for-kayla 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
Not So Potluck - bwblack - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Mummy sends out a letter detailing what she expects her guests to bring to their Christmas celebration.

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Sherlock Holmes:

1. Please be advised that most people eat three meals a day at regular designated meal times. It is not nearly as revolutionary as it sounds. Therefore, it is safe to assume that our guests intend to eat at the meal we are serving, and they’ve probably eaten within the past twelve hours. This means that when you are at the market purchasing green beans, you should assume that each guest would like more than three green beans but less than three hundred.

2. I would prefer the beans to be cooked in house. They get rather soggy if they are prepared in advance. Kindly take my word on this. Do not spend the rest of the week testing it. Other families planning holiday meals would be much obliged if you had not rid the nation's markets of vegetables prior to the holiday. [1150]
fic  tv:sherlock  style:fivethings  c:SH:mycroft  c:SH:holmes  c:SH:watson  c:SH:lestrade  c:SH:mummy  theme:holidays  theme:family  shenanigans  hilarity  boysaredorks  p:sh:john/sherlock  p:sh:lestrade/mycroft  genre:slash  rating:pg  @ao3  for-kayla  letter!fic 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
The dashboard melted (but we still had the radio) - storm_petrel - The Losers - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
In 2009, Jensen got a new team, fell stupid in love, and learned about sharks, the great organizing principle of the universe and crushing chest injuries. Not necessarily in that order. [6143]

[storm_petrel is without a doubt one of the best authors in the entire Losers fandom. Her Jensen is faily and amazing, her Cougar is quietly grumpy, and her everyone else just lights up my life with awesomeness. I squeal everytime I see that she's written something new, because I *know* it will be quality shenans. Also, this fic is author-tagged 'pining as a life choice', 'a year in the life', and 'sharks!'. VALID TAGS ARE VALID.]
fic  co:thelosers  m:thelosers10  c:losers:jensen  c:losers:cougar  c:losers:roque  c:losers:pooch  theme:firstmeetings  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:family  theme:injury  theme:competency!!!  theme:team!  theme:angst  theme:firstkiss  p:losers:cougar/jensen  genre:slash  rating:r  author:storm_petrel  @ao3  for-kayla 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
Laws of Ownership - thefarofixer - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
Jim isn’t sure what exactly he was expecting when he blasted the lock on the cargo bay door of the Orion Raider Ship they’d just boarded but a room full of small mewling balls of fur certainly wasn’t it. He’d hoped for the best and prepared himself for the worst but somehow this had never entered his thoughts as a possibility.

“Did we just save a ship full of kittens?” Jim asks in disbelief.

“I have never encountered kittens with such large fangs before,” Chekov says, walking up to stand next to him. “Zen again this is why I joined Starfleet.”

“To save kittens?” Jim asks, distractedly holstering his phaser.

“To seek out new life,” Chekov replies with an easy shrug. “I vas thinking more along the lines of intelligent life, but I do not complain.” [4384]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  post-movie  c:startrek:kirk  c:startrek:spock  ensemble  theme:clueless  trope:stealth!dating  humor  shenanigans  opinion:sweet  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  p:startrek:kirk/spock  genre:slash  rating:pg  @ao3 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
coneycat_fic: The Road Is Long, With Many A Winding Turn
Notes: From this prompt on [info]norsekink, in which Odin took Loki home with the idea of eventually arranging a marriage between him and Thor, to unite Asgard and Jotunheim. But then he let the boys grow up thinking of themselves as brothers, and when he springs the marriage plan on them, it turns out they have OPINIONS.

I can't be the only one who thinks none of Odin's proposed plans to make use of Loki actually make any sense, or stand any chance at all of working out as he intends. I mean, really, Odin? [4603]

[As the author writes is the comments, there has to be at least one universe where the boys came out relatively well-adjusted. This view is quit refreshing.]
fic  u:marvel  m:thor  au:justalittledifferent  c:avengers:thor  c:thor:loki  trope:matchmaking  theme:family  theme:inebriation  humor  shenanigans  opinion:awesome  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:coneycat  @lj 
february 2012 by scorpionvoices
Thor Kinkmeme - Prompt Post 3 -- David Attenborough Is In My Bedroom, by cactus_rabbit
The elderly British man is standing over Loki as he awakens, gesturing to Loki and whispering to a camera being operated by another man.

"This extraordinary creature, the rare Pygmy Frost Giant, is a solitary animal, native to the extradimensional region of Jotunheim. These creatures-"

"GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM!"

"As you can see, these creatures are fiercely territorial and will put on a spectacular display to assert their dominance over a given area."
fic  u:marvel  m:thor  post-movie  comment!fic  c:thor:loki  shenanigans  humor  genre:crack  genre:gen  rating:pg  challenge:kinkmeme 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
fv_poster | Gift for Barkley (MASH)
Korea gets boring. Shenanigans ensue. [The music is *awesome*, and it fits so well with the shenanigans. Also, the ending of the vid is perfect.]
video  fanvid  tv:MASH  shenanigans  ensemble  genre:gen  @dw 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
This Wasn't What the Brochure Promised - kahn - The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - All Fandoms, Marvel (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"Do you think this is still a training exercise, or did we just get our asses handed to us by actual bad guys?" asked Clint.

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Tony, Steve, Clint and Bruce spend quality time together in a cave. Tony does not build another arc reactor (even if he sort of needs one). Steve is all Protective Leader. Clint is terrifyingly good with a knife. Bruce bleeds and snarks. There is banter and embarassing amounts of schmoop and the boys get very touchy-feely. [7427] [The story that made me realize I NEED ALLLL THE BRUCE FIC. Why doesn't anyone write Bruce? He's awesome!]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:Avengers12  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:bruce  theme:team!  theme:friendship  theme:captivity  theme:h/c  shenanigans  theme:snark  theme:injury  theme:clueless  theme:firstkiss  p:marvel:steve/tony  p:marvel:clint/natasha  genre:slash  genre:het  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Still Life With Potstickers and Welding Torch: or, Tony Stark at Rest - melannen - Marvel Avengers Movies Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Because Tony is secretly a sap, and also has had a mancrush on Captain America since he was about six, he hangs the framed portrait in one of his offices, among a collection of diplomas and awards. Nobody seems to notice it until the day Pepper comes in and takes the time to study it carefully. "Sleeping with an artist now, Tony? Do I get to find out before the tabloids do? 'A Woman Asleep At Table' - nice. Snide, yet sympathetic. I think I like her."

It takes Tony less than five seconds to run a search on "A Woman Asleep At Table" - a Vermeer painting, 16th century, and Cap had very obviously used it as the reference for his own composition. It takes him another few seconds to read the Wikipedia article about the Vermeer painting and its apparently transparent symbolism of sex and drunkenness, promiscuity and post-coital intimacy.

"I especially like the way she replaced the fruit of forbidden passion with half-eaten potstickers," Pepper says. "It's very you."

"Wow," Tony says. "Pepper, make a note: Captain America is secretly *devious*."
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:pepper  theme:friendship  shenanigans  art:fanart  illustrated  humor  genre:gen  rating:pg  author:melannen  @ao3 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Kicking and Screaming - theskywasblue - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Iruka pushed the report back across the desk, gingerly, so as to avoid touching the strange, green substance smeared along the bottom edge. “I’m sorry Kakashi-sensei, I cannot accept this mission report. Not with the state it’s in.”

Kakashi’s single visible eye widened in what appeared to be genuine shock, “Why not?”

Iruka took a moment to prepare himself mentally, before he answered, “You really need to ask?”

Kakashi folded his arms like a petulant child, “Well, I’m not re-writing it.”

“Then I’m not accepting it – and you know regulations require you to submit your report before you’re eligible for another mission.”

Iruka sat up straighter in his chair, put on the face he used to cow rowdy five year olds, and radiated disapproval. Kakashi stared back at him, as impassive as a statue. The other ninja waiting in line shrank back against the mission room walls and tried to look inconspicuous in case sharp objects started flying. [1605]
fic  an:naruto  oneshot  c:naru:iruka  c:naru:kakashi  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:sliceoflife  theme:firstkiss  humor  p:naru:iruka/kakashi  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
64 Colors - victoria_p (musesfool) - The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
When Darcy meets Jane for lunch a few days later, the first thing she says is, "Thor's feelings were hurt that he had to learn about your little coloring parties from Clint."

"Clint just showed up," Darcy answers. "I didn't invite him. I think he followed Natasha." Jane gives her a knowing look, and Darcy's cheeks heat a little. "She brought sandwiches. Little peanut butter triangles with the crusts cut off! How could we refuse that?" [2049]

[Wherein Darcy accidentally invents team bonding through coloring books.]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:Avengers12  m:thor  c:thor:darcy  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:bruce  c:avengers:clint  c:avengers:natasha  c:avengers:thor  ensemble  theme:team!  theme:friendship  shenanigans  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg  author:musesfool  @ao3  for-kayla 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
a garden left for ruin by a billionaire - lanyon - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
It stood to reason that, if Clint and Tony had the same taste in men (upstanding, pillars of the community), they'd have the same taste in chaos (global, far-reaching).

.

After that first supervised visit, the Powers That Be, in all their eye-patched glory, decreed that the two posed no danger.

Director Fury is not psychic. Sometimes, he’s not even right. [1124]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:Avengers12  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:clint  c:marvel:coulson  c:avengers:steve  theme:establishedrelationship  boysaredorks  shenanigans  theme:roadtrip  theme:inebriation  theme:love  opinion:adorable  p:marvel:steve/tony  p:marvel:clint/coulson  genre:slash  rating:pg  author:lanyon  @ao3  for-kayla 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Maybe He's Just Taciturn - BlackEyedGirl - Phineas and Ferb [Archive of Our Own]
Every so often, some teacher or another asks why Phineas's brother doesn't talk. [1265] [Ugh, the last line is perfect and made me n'aaaw out loud. SIBLIIIIIINGS!]
fic  u:disney  tv:phineasandferb  oneshot  c:p&f:phineas  c:p&f:ferb  theme:family  theme:friendship  shenanigans  opinion:sweet  genre:gen  rating:g  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2009  a:blackeyedgirl 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
A Jug of Wine, a Trebuchet, and Thou - Siria - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
In which Steve and Danny are medieval history professors. [6485] [So this is basically recommended for anyone with any sort of hard-on for classical lit, Old English, English history, university professors, polyglots, university politics, shenanigans, boys being dorks, dorks being in love, ancient languages, dirty poetry, linguist's jokes in the original Latin, and Hawaii 5-0 fans. So basically, pretty much 95% of fandom. READ IT. ENJOY IT. DOOOOO IIIIIIIT.]
fic  tv:Hawaii5-0  au:university  c:h50:danny  c:h50:steve  ensemble  theme:snark  theme:officeromance  theme:competency!!!  boysaredorks  shenanigans  theme:courtship  theme:firstkiss  hilarity  p:h50:danny/steve  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:siriaeve  @ao3  for-kayla  for-hannah 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
lmondegreen: By Any Other Name
"Yup. You'll be Constable McPerfect and I'll be poor hapless, brainless, tasteless Turnbull. Proud defender of the Queen and hockey."

"No, not hockey -- curling!"

The two men stared at each other for a moment, then the apartment rang with peals of laughter.

And so it was with a much lighter heart that Constable Fraser left once again for Chicago and, for reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture, remained there. And Constable Turnbull, the unfortunate victim of a nervous breakdown after an undercover mission with the Canadian mob, joined him there several months later. [1235]
fic  tv:duesouth  timegap  c:ds:fraser  c:ds:turnbull  theme:friendship  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:undercover  genre:gen  rating:g  @lj 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
lallyloo: The Boy With the Thorn In His Side
In Chemistry class, outgoing hipster Esca is partnered with moody goth Marcus. After a rocky start, they become friends and Esca finds himself drawn to the mysterious boy behind all the makeup. [26,640] [Ok, so the premise seems pretty smirk-worthy when all you can imagine is Channing Tatum in goth white-face, but the story itself is rather well done and adorable. The boys bond over a secret love of pop music! Marcus takes Esca home for the holidays with him! Uncle Aurelius totally thinks they're doing it, but they're just friends! It's great. READ IT.]
fic  m:theeagle  au:university  au:modern  c:eagle:esca  c:eagle:marcus  theme:friendship  theme:angst  boysaredorks  shenanigans  theme:lowselfesteem  theme:cuddling  trope:pretendSO  theme:first-time  BFFpairing  p:eagle:esca/marcus  genre:slash  rating:r  author:lallyloo  @lj  for-kayla 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
5 Foods Steve Rogers Never Had Before Tony Stark - witblogi - The Avengers (2012), Captain America (2011), Iron Man (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“C’mon take a bite, I’m dying in the suspense here.” Tony tossed his now empty peel into the sink - Steve was pretty sure that wasn’t where it was supposed to go - and continued to chew lazily.

When he finally did take a bite, the flavor was subtle, sweet, and matched the cool texture against his tongue. It was exactly how he’d always thought it’d be but could never actually realistically imagine. Like a first kiss, you know it’s going to be lips, warm, maybe wet but you don’t actually know the feeling until it’s happening, too fast and too long all together -

“Jesus this is like watching food porn. Remind me to introduce you to new food all the time.” [4301]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:captainamerica  post-movie  style:fivethings  c:avengers:steve  c:ironman:tony  theme:friendship  theme:team!  shenanigans  theme:food  theme:firstkiss  opinion:adorable  p:marvel:steve/tony  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
A Three-letter Word for Courtship - matchsticks_p (matchsticks) - Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011) [Archive of Our Own]
Written for a prompt at the ghotocol_kink meme: Five ways Benji tried to woo Brandt (and failed spectacularly) and the one time he succeeded. [674] [Where-in Benji is an eight-year old boy at heart; a courtship told in spitballs, anus jokes, and third-grader's valentines.]
fic  m:missionimpossible  style:fivethings  c:mi:benji  c:mi:brandt  theme:friendship  theme:courtship  boysaredorks  shenanigans  p:mi:benji/brandt  genre:slash  rating:pg  author:matchsticks_p  @ao3 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
What Friends Do - igrab - Sherlock Holmes (2009), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms [Archive of Our Own]
Thing was, he had known for a while now, and Mr. Holmes had known that he'd known, but they had a tacit agreement not to say a damn thing because they both knew Constable Clark, and if he knew that Lestrade knew, he'd likely resign from the force and take himself off to some faraway country where no one could potentially hang him for his sexual preferences (which Lestrade wouldn't, of course, but Clarkey had some funny notions about friendship) and that didn't help either of them. So he kept his mouth shut, and when he saw how Holmes's eyes lingered or how his hands would flit sometimes, as if he wanted to reach out and touch him - well, he might've looked elsewhere for a moment, and pretended he couldn't see. [1894]
fic  m:sherlockholmes09  oneshot  c:SH:lestrade  c:sh:clarkey  c:SH:holmes  c:SH:watson  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:secretlovers  theme:friendship  humor  shenanigans  opinion:sweet  p:SH:clarkey/sherlock  genre:slash  rating:pg  @ao3 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
"Titania waked..." - Mendax, randi2204 - Magnificent Seven (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Of course, catchin’ Buck out wasn’t so great a surprise, really. Ol’ pard or not, Buck had a lot of appreciation for the finer points of a person’s anatomy, never mind that the anatomy in question was usually part of a lady. Vin figured that Buck’s appreciation just didn’t always know any better, bein’ as generally enthusiastic as it was.

So it also wasn't much of a surprise a couple days later when he caught him at it again. Still, he hadn’t figured on JD noticing. [5090] [I was giggling maniacally the whole way through this, and then I made Kayla delay going to bed so *she* could read it, and just thinking about the footnote at the end can send me off into another giggle fit. FAVORITE.]
fic  tv:magnificentseven  oneshot  c:mag7:vin  c:mag7:chris  c:mag7:buck  c:mag7:jd  c:mag7:josiah  c:mag7:nathan  c:mag7:ezra  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:secretlovers  theme:sliceoflife  theme:snark  p:mag7:chris/ezra  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:mendax  author:randi2204  @ao3 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Redefining Happiness (Like Romeo and Juliet) - DichotomyStudios - Magnificent Seven (TV), Fallout 3 [Archive of Our Own]
Chris and Buck have survived everything together, from casual sex to nuclear bombs, but love might just kill them. [3350] [there is a reason the Chris/Buck archive is called Drinkin' and Fightin'. This is pretty much it.]
fic  tv:magnificentseven  au:fusion  g:fallout3  post-apocolypse  c:mag7:chris  c:mag7:buck  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:friendship  boysaredorks  shenanigans  BFFpairing  p:mag7:buck/chris  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  author:dichotomystudios  @ao3  for-kayla 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Fluid Dynamics - LithiumDoll - Misfits [Archive of Our Own]
On their way out of the Job Centre, Kelly stopped by the side of a neatly suited, out-of-place looking man sat at one of the tables. She jabbed at some equations scribbled in the margins of the claim papers lying in front of him. “’S all right, but think about the fluid dynamics, yeah? [1336]
fic  tv:misfits  oneshot  c:misfits:nathan  c:misfits:kelly  c:misfits:simon  c:misfits:alisha  c:misfits:curtis  shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:team!  humor  theme:snark  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:lithiumdoll  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2011 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Best Care Anywhere - Lexie - MASH (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Father Mulcahy finds his first day at the 4077th M*A*S*H a touch overwhelming. It isn't every day that one is greeted by a sentry in a fur stole and two men who introduce themselves as Captains Degenerate and Pervert. [1312]
fic  tv:MASH  pre-series  c:mash:fathermulcahy  c:mash:burns  c:mash:pierce  c:mash:mcintyre  ensemble  shenanigans  theme:firstmeetings  humor  length:short  genre:gen  rating:pg  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2011 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Stuck On You - Katherine - Lilo & Stitch (2002) [Archive of Our Own]
Cobra obediently checked in his appointment book for the mentioned day (clear) before Lilo told him why.

"That's my birthday," Lilo said. "I'm having a party, and everyone is giving me bricks. That's the theme." [1025]
fic  u:disney  m:liloandstitch  post-movie  c:l&s:cobra  c:l&s:lilo  c:l&s:david  c:l&s:nani  OT3  theme:family  shenanigans  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:sliceoflife  p:l&s:cobra/david/nani  genre:slash  genre:het  rating:pg  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2011 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Two Men, One Woman and a Christmas Tree - misura - Haven [Archive of Our Own]
"Fuzzy bunny slippers. You want me to get you fuzzy bunny slippers?"

"They're cute, completely innocent and Nathan will probably laugh me out of the bedroom first two dozen times I wear them. It's going to be good for him. He doesn't laugh nearly often enough. Plus, they're nice and warm."

"I'm not going to get you a pair of fuzzy bunny slippers."

Duke sighed. "You know, I'm beginning to see why you're having so much trouble with this shopping for presents stuff." [1058]
fic  tv:haven  oneshot  c:haven:audrey  c:haven:duke  c:haven:nathan  OT3  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:holidays  humor  shenanigans  theme:snark  p:haven:audrey/duke/nathan  genre:fluff  genre:slash  genre:het  rating:pg  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2011 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Spaceman Spiff and the Alien Conspiracy - Froggimus_Rex - Calvin & Hobbes [Archive of Our Own]
"Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be fine."

She dropped her hand to to stare incredulously at the tiger. "Let me repeat," she said, very slowly. "Calvin has a weapon whose power is only limited by his imagination."

"I said he'd be fine, nothing about the rest of us." [1844]
fic  co:calvin&hobbes  c:c&h:calvin  c:c&h:hobbes  c:c&h:rosalyn  c:c&h:mrs.wormwood  shenanigans  theme:sliceoflife  theme:aliens  opinion:awesome  genre:gen  rating:pg  @ao3  challenge:yuletide2011 
january 2012 by scorpionvoices
Yards: We Go The Extra Mile! - flawedamythyst - Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms [Archive of Our Own]
“Sherlock, you have to be polite to the customers,” said Lestrade for what had to be at least the thousandth time.

Sherlock was the best warehouse manager Lestrade had ever known. He knew precisely how much of everything was going to be sold, managing to factor in the weather, holidays and events, current fads and all kinds of other details, so that his orders were almost always just about perfect. Lestrade was the envy of the other managers for how well-organised his warehouse was, with no stacks of over-ordered stock and very few gaps on the shopfloor. Of course, the balance was Sherlock's attitude. No one envied him that.

“I was polite!” said Sherlock. “I politely suggested a trip to the opticians might be necessary, if she couldn't see the sign.” [1995]
fic  tv:sherlock  au:realworld  c:sh:lestrade  c:sh:holmes  c:sh:watson  ensemble  theme:sliceoflife  theme:friendship  shenanigans  humor  theme:snark  p:sh:john/sherlock  genre:slash  rating:pg  @ao3 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
Dexterity - leupagus, screamlet, waldorph - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
"You're letting... Winona fix a problem? Unsupervised?"

That niggling, this might be a bad idea feeling got stronger, and Amanda made the conscious effort not to grip the table. She just wanted to prove that Sarek was wrong, but this had the capacity to get way out of hand really fast. Forget career-destroying — this could be catastrophic for the talks.

"Nothing, I'm sure it's fine," he said. That he sounded so sure was clearly an effort to lull her into a false sense of security, because then he said, "Anything you want said at your funeral?"

"What?"

"Okay, so let me explain something about Macawi," he sighed. "She's fucksane."

It turned out that George Kirk, by dint of being Midwesterner and a genuinely nice guy, somehow ended up being the guy who people ended up crying to when things went south with Winona Macawi. And because George Kirk was the only person other than the Captain, the XO, and the chief engineering officer (whom, apparently, Winona hated with the passion of a thousand suns for reasons George refused to discuss because it was hearsay and apparently, George didn't gossip, he just informed) who hadn't slept with Winona Macawi or had his heart broken by her, people thought he was the safe guy to turn to in order to hate on her.

"So what you're saying," she hedged, "is that maybe I shouldn't have let her go off alone."

He gave her a long, almost pitying look. "No, I'm sure it's fine," he said finally. "I mean, what could possibly go wrong?" [7910]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  pre-movie  oneshot  c:startrek:winona  c:startrek:amanda  c:startrek:george  c:startrek:sarek  shenanigans  hilarity  theme:firstmeetings  theme:competency!!!  theme:friendship  theme:role-reversal  theme:sliceoflife  theme:snark  opinion:awesome  genre:gen  author:waldorph  author:leupagus  author:screamlet  @ao3  favs:startrek  for-kayla 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
The Wrong Week To Quit Smoking, a Good Omens and Sherlock crossover fanfic by theumbrellaseller - FanFiction.Net
Twenty years ago during the Apocal-oops-never-mind-we'll-come-back-later, a flaming Bentley flew over the heads of several officers from the Met, who were manning a rather ineffective roadblock at the time. One of those officers was a young Greg Lestrade. [2297]
fic  tv:sherlock  crossover  b:goodomens  c:sh:lestrade  c:go:crowley  shenanigans  theme:sliceoflife  theme:snark  humor  length:short  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  ficfromThePit 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
ethrosdemon: Edith
When someone starts throwing themselves in the line of fire, the better part of valor is throwing yourself between them and the bullets. Friendship means going in first and taking the heaviest fire.

Arthur's well aware that some people call this codependency. He thinks that label was invented by people who set artificial barriers on love. Love isn't a choice, it's not something you do. Love is a state of being that consumes everything in its wake like paper on fire.

You either love someone or you don't, and if you love them, you only say no until it's obvious you're not going to get your way, then you fully commit to whatever bullshit thing the person is into (whether that be yoga, distance running, video editing, or arms smuggling).

Which is how Arthur ends up with a pet pig. [7031]
fic  m:inception  post-movie  c:inception:arthur  c:inception:eames  theme:friendship  theme:aftermath  theme:grief  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:clueless  trope:stealth!dating  p:inc:arthur/eames  genre:slash  author:ethrosdemon  @lj 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
queeniegalore: Just One Life
Walt was a Marine. Ray wasn’t. It was that simple. Ray had gotten out, Walt had stayed in, and now Ray got to go to college and live at Brad’s place while Brad fucked around in England. He got to not get shot at, got to eat pizza whenever he wanted, got to be gay whenever he wanted.

Walt didn’t. Ray may have hated it, but he understood. Walt was a Marine, and he loved the Marines. It was a career for him, not a challenge, not a few years in between school and college like it’d been for Ray. It was a life. [~6300]
fic  tv:generationkill  post-series  c:gk:ray  c:gk:walt  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:love  theme:angst  shenanigans  p:gk:ray/walt  genre:slash  rating:nc-17  author:queeniegalore  @lj  challenge:yagkyas 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
One Foot In Front Of The Other - lazulisong - Star Trek (2009) [Archive of Our Own]
"Where the hell is One?" says Win. "I told her to keep you out of trouble, for fuck's sake!"

"Personal family leave," says Pike, scowling. "Look, Winona, this is --"

"I read the fucking report," says Win, making for the exit, "and you are quite right, it is a major fucking balls-up and you should have spaced the bastard, but you command-bitches never have a lick of sense. Who is this?" she adds, jerking her head at the Vulcan keeping pace with them.

"The science officer who realized there was a problem," says Pike. "His name is --"

"I shall call him Tiny Science-bitch," decides Win. "Since he was intelligent enough to alert you, I will allow him to help me fix the problem."

"Win, for God's sake --"

Win points at Pike. "Silence, Command-bitch!"

Pike rolls his eyes, but she has a baby album of pictures from his first year at Academy, so she allows him his rebellion. [1390] [This is, in fact, my favorite thing lazulisong has ever written. It posits What if Jim was not a personality-clone of his father, but a more sane version of his mother? I seriously laughed so hard that I got hiccups.]
fic  u:startrek  m:startrek09  pre-movie  c:startrek:winona  c:startrek:pike  c:startrek:spock  shenanigans  pitchperfect  theme:sliceoflife  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:lazulisong  @ao3  hilarity  favs:startrek  for-kayla  for-cindy 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
Ibiki's Apprentice, a naruto fanfic by may wren - FanFiction.Net
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei. [4595] [Ok, I was genuinely surprised when this turned out to be not that bad. I'm not sure why I clicked it in the first place, but it's actually an interesting, if short, read.]
fic  an:naruto  oneshot  c:naru:naruto  c:naru:ibiki  c:naru:sandaime  shenanigans  opinion:interesting  humor  length:short  genre:gen  rating:pg  ficfromThePit 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
Hell Hath No Limits, or: Erik Lensherr Does One Impossible Thing Before Breakfast - M_Leigh - X-Men: First Class (2011), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
X-Men AU, Good Omens-style, with Charles as Aziraphale, Erik as Crowley, Jean as the Antichrist, and Raven as a badass motherfucker. You shouldn't need to have read Good Omens to enjoy this, although if you haven't, you should probably prioritize that over this. I mean, seriously. [8658]
fic  u:marvel  co:x-men  m:x-men:firstclass  au:fusion  b:goodomens  c:xmen:charles  c:xmen:erik  c:xmen:raven  theme:angels  theme:demons  humor  shenanigans  theme:clueless  trope:matchmaking  theme:destiny  theme:raceagainsttime!  theme:role-reversal  BFFpairing  dorksinlove  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @ao3  for-kayla 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
swing_set13: Cupid Draw Back Your Bow
Fandom: Thor (2011)
Pairing(s): Darcy/Clint, Darcy/Slurpees, Jane/Science, Pop tarts/Awesome, Clint/Waffles, Darcy/Pancakes
Spoilers: general movie spoilers
Warnings: sciencing, tasers, slushies and pop tarts
Word Count: ~1,300
Summary: The road to romance doesn't run smooth for Clint Barton. |||

So she's alone in the lab eating funyuns on a Thursday night, watching the tail end of the Colbert Report when Jane teeters into the lab.

"Guess who's drunk?" Jane has as much grace as drunken bear in a tutu.

"I guess Jane," Darcy says dryly, licking a funyun off her ring finger.

"You guessed right!" Jane smiles with full dimples before collapsing next to Darcy on the couch.

"Did you have fun?" asks Darcy arching her left eyebrow. S.H.I.E.L.D. must of had quite the shindig in their quaint little corner of nowhere.

"The best! You should have come!" Jane says flailing her arms in front of her. "Someone asked about you." She half mumbles it into the couch.

"Who?" Darcy asks but gets a snore in response. Jane's dead to the world. Darcy pats her head and gets up to find a blanket. It probably wasn't that important.
fic  u:marvel  m:thor  c:thor:darcy  c:thor:jane  c:avengers:clint  humor  shenanigans  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:sliceoflife  opinion:awesome  genre:het  rating:pg  author:swing_set13  @lj  for-kayla 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
norsekink: Round 6 -- Adventures In Thor-Sitting, by 3791111
Thor has recently discovered that he enjoys cooking competition shows such as Top Chef and Chopped, for when they get assigned ingredient combinations like octopus and marshmallow. He's also been introduced to My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, but he has trouble watching when the pony friends fight amongst themselves. LazyTown is more his speed. To Clint's ongoing distress, he is bored by any sport where he feels the armor is excessive for the projectile, but he became enamored of the Dodgeball World Championship over the summer. Also, Roller Derby.
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  comment!fic  m:thor  c:avengers:thor  c:ironman:tony  c:avengers:steve  c:avengers:clint  ensemble  LOLZ  shenanigans  theme:team!  boysaredorks  opinion:awesome  genre:gen  genre:crackish  rating:pg  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj 
december 2011 by scorpionvoices
The One in Which Mind-Control is the Only Explanation - grim_lupine - Suits (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
[High School AU] People sometimes wonder aloud why Mike and Harvey are friends, since, you know, Mike’s kind of scrawny and more than a little geeky and has a tendency to run his mouth off without thinking about what comes out of it, and Harvey is really just as geeky but is considerably better at hiding it, and he’s a grade above Mike and has an inexplicable ability to stare people into submission that is vaguely unsettling in a seventeen-year-old.
fic  tv:suits  au:school  c:suits:harvey  c:suits:mike  c:suits:donna  humor  boysaredorks  theme:friendship  shenanigans  opinion:awesome  genre:pre-slash  rating:pg  author:grim_lupine  @ao3  for-kayla 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
callistosh65: Saved by the Spell
He took a breath and got all of it out at once this time. “We travel around. We hunt things, supernatural things, and we save people. You pissed off a coven. Well, the leader mostly. She cursed you, you stabbed her in the heart, and here we are.”

“Uh-huh.” Dean looked around the crappy motel, clearly not convinced. He eyed Sam. Up and down.

“And you are?”

Ouch. That one hurt. “Your brother. Sam.”

Dean just nodded at that. Interesting what he accepted instantly...

“So, ghosts and shit are real and we take them out?”

...and what he didn’t.

“Pretty much.”

“Wow. That’s... that’s pretty fucking lame.” [1100]
fic  tv:supernatural  oneshot  c:spn:sam  c:spn:dean  trope:amnesia  theme:family  humor  boysaredorks  shenanigans  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
I Am Mr Darcy by ~leightonton on deviantART
Things I've realized after reading Pride & Prejudice for the millionth time: my personality is much more like Mr Darcy's than Elizabeth's.
(but somehow this turned out into a Pride & Prejudice gender bender, set in 21th century.) [The most accurate P&P parody EVER.]
art:fanart  b:pride&prejudice  c:p&p:darcy  c:p&p:elizabeth  parody  hilarity  shenanigans  au:gender  p:p&p:darcy/elizabeth  genre:het  @deviantart 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
melannen: Of Phil, Son of Coul
Thor was staring at the cat, arms crossed, more or less the same way he'd been since he lost Mjollnir. "Friend of the bright whiskers, why do you offer us harm? We would have thee rather as an honored ally, though let it be stated that thou shalt not be permitted thy oppressions upon this island; Manhattan is not Man."

"Uh, Thor," Tony said, "I don't think negotiating with this thing is going to work. It's a giant pussycat, not a business rival."

"But I know of this fell beast, Man of Iron!" Thor exclaimed. "My father was acquainted with her of old. It is she-who-scratches, the clawed one, who climbed from the sea, the Cat Palug."

The Cat Palug made another deep sound, and this one definitely wasn't a purr. Thor frowned at her. "We must call upon the son of Coul." [~1700]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  mythology  c:avengers:thor  c:marvel:coulson  ensemble  hilarity  shenanigans  theme:gods  opinion:awesome  genre:crackish  genre:gen  rating:pg  author:melannen  @dw 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
striped_fic: Thor: The Heart Is My Least Vulnerable Spot
"I want a codename," she said suddenly.

"What?"

"I want a codename. I may not be a ripped superhero but dammit, I do things. Fuck being an Avenger, I'd like to see forty, but I want a codename." She considered it. "Maybe like, an animal? Since I have no powers to name myself after."

"Mongoose," said Clint way too immediately. It was like he'd been thinking about it.

Darcy thought back to all that time in freshman year she'd spent getting high and watching nature programs. "That is either a bird or a rodent." She was pretty sure it was a rodent but she wasn't going to abandon a clue like 'goose'. [4750]
fic  u:marvel  m:thor  c:thor:darcy  c:avengers:clint  theme:establishedrelationship  humor  pitchperfect  shenanigans  p:marvel:clint/darcy  genre:het  rating:pg  @lj 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
capkink: Prompt Post 001
Prompt: Things the Howling Commandos, SSR employees, the Avengers, or various SHIELD employees are no longer allowed to do.
fic  u:marvel  m:captainamerica  co:avengers  list  genre:crack  opinion:awesome  hilarity  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  shenanigans  challenge:kinkmeme  @lj  for-kayla 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
donutville: Ratiocination, or The Logic Behind the Perfect Coffee
Barista!Sherlock is known for speaking to his customers bluntly, judging them by their orders, something John finds fascinating. [1391]
fic  tv:sherlock  au:realworld  c:sh:watson  c:sh:holmes  theme:firstmeetings  humor  short  shenanigans  genre:gen  rating:g  author:donutsweeper  @lj 
november 2011 by scorpionvoices
omk_mal_hae: those of wit and cunning
Harvey wishes he could attribute it all to his Slytherin cunning, but the truth is, it's mostly a combination of Ross's family heritage, coincidence, and pure luck that leads to their first meeting on the Hogwarts Express. (Or, Mike is a Veela, and Harvey defends him from his adoring masses.) [9339]
fic  tv:suits  au:fusion  b:harrypotter  c:suits:mike  c:suits:harvey  shenanigans  trope:sexpollen  theme:clueless  humor  theme:firstkiss  p:suits:harvey/mike  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  opinion:awesome  for-kayla 
october 2011 by scorpionvoices
Degrees of Separation - plingo_kat - Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers [Archive of Our Own]
“I will fry your circuits, dunk you in salt-water, the only thing your motherboard will be good for is a coffee coaster, I am not joking *put that down right now*.”

Dummy winds down with a sad whir, and Tony decidedly does not feel guilty. He didn’t even program emotional simulators in Dummy.

Two days later, a horrible thought surfaces when Jarvis says something offhand about knowledge being viral.

Oh god, what if Jarvis *infected* Dummy with, with *emotions*. Jesus Christ. [1661]
fic  u:marvel  co:avengers  m:ironman  oneshot  c:ironman:tony  c:ironman:jarvis  c:avengers:steve  theme:robots  theme:friendship  shenanigans  boysaredorks  length:short  p:marvel:steve/tony  genre:slash  rating:pg  opinion:awesome  @ao3 
october 2011 by scorpionvoices
metisket: possibly we're fine
Here’s that BBC Sherlock fic.

It’s mainly a John and Sherlock character study, in which Sherlock combats boredom by, among other things, trying to goad John into attacking him. John is sadly resistant. [8808]
fic  tv:sherlock  oneshot  SH:holmes  SH:watson  humor  shenanigans  boysaredorks  characterstudy  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @dw 
october 2011 by scorpionvoices
julad: The Secret Life of Scientists
Despite Kate's occasional prompting, Rodney didn't like to think about whether he was happy on Atlantis. He hadn't thought about his own happiness in years, if not decades. It wasn't relevant, and he had too much else to think about without adding his emotional state to the list. Still, after a week of hanging out with Zelenka, he felt a little lighter, a little freer. It was good to talk about Russians, and hockey, and stupid military decisions throughout history, and naquada generators, and Ancient database algorithms. It was fun to pick fantasy scientist leagues, and argue about whether the Wraith were scarier than the Borg.

"I think I have a best friend," he blurted to Kate, in the middle of studying schematics of the city water purification system on the floor of her office.

She looked up from her computer and smiled at him. "Good, I'm glad," she said, and something in her voice made him want to blush. He went back to his tools, and she went back to her... whatever she did while he worked. [9113]
fic  sga  missingscene  sga:rodney  sga:radek  worldbuilding  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  theme:grief  theme:angst  theme:fixing  theme:snark  humor  shenanigans  radek/rodney  slash  r  author:julad  @privatearchive  favs:sg1/sga 
october 2011 by scorpionvoices
amific: Superman Never Dealt With This Shit
During an almost nonexistent silent moment between songs John noted the shower sounds had been replaced by dulcet tones of Rodney's muffled voice going up and down the register of disbelief and anger.

Possibly with a dash of horror.

"Radiation doesn't work that way!"

Disbelief too.

"Did you really go to med school?"

Sarcasm. Rodney was going through the seven stages of 'Weird Shit Happens, Get Used to It' very quickly. The most impressive thing was how the words were bleeding through the iPod. John turned the volume up and tried to find something to do. [7069] [the one with the spontaneous orgasms]
fic  sga  crack  sga:john  sga:rodney  sga:teyla  sga:carson  theme:superpowers  hilarity  shenanigans  john/rodney  slash  r  @lj 
october 2011 by scorpionvoices
sheafrotherdon: You knew it had to happen!
No one was entirely clear how it had happened, or exactly who was going to take care of the two, playful pups Ronon and Teyla had brought back through the gate in lieu of Colonel Sheppard and Dr. McKay. [462]
ficlet  sga  sga:teyla  sga:ronon  sga:elizabeth  sga:john  sga:rodney  trope:animorph  humor  shenanigans  boysaredorks  cute  gen  g  author:sheafrotherdon  @lj 
october 2011 by scorpionvoices
lyra_wing: In Miles, In Laughter, In Strife
April is the month in which the thing that Sam and Dean have been avoiding for years finally catches up with them. And Dean welcomes it with open arms.
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september 2011 by scorpionvoices
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