scorpionvoices + sg1:teal'c   15

splash_the_cat: Five movies Teal'c showed Vala when she joined the SGC
1. Star Wars. "I see why you like this one so much," Vala says as Teal'c removes the DVD from the player and inserts "Empire." "A band of rebels against the evil overlords, a man joining forces with unlikely allies to overcome great odds…"

Teal'c knows her childish antics hide a calculating mind, but he still does not expect her to see through him quite so easily. "I enjoy the space battles."
fic  sg1  sg1:teal'c  sg1:vala  theme:friendship  shenanigans  theme:snark  humor  gen  splash_the_cat  style:fivethings  rating:pg-13 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
smilebackwards: Displacement
John isn't really sure how to feel about the fact that he seems to have been unofficially adopted by SG-1. [tag to The Return; ~3500 words]
fic  sga  sg1  earthside  sga:john  sg1:teal'c  sg1:sam  sg1:jack  sg1:cameron  sg1:daniel  sga:rodney  theme:grief  theme:angst  theme:injury  theme:friendship  gen  smilebackwards  episoderelated  rating:pg-13 
march 2011 by scorpionvoices
smilebackwards: Five pieces of advice Teal'c gave Ronon on his first trip to Earth
“So, what is there to do on this planet?” Ronon asks Teal’c somewhat sulkily. He feels entitled to a bit of annoyance since Sheppard has just informed him that he needs some sort of permit to carry his gun in public and that even unarmed combat is heavily regulated.

Teal’c looks surprisingly sympathetic. Ronon thinks the slight upturn of his lips might almost be a smirk, but dismisses the idea.

“Jell-O wrestling,” Teal’c suggests sagely. [~700]
ficlet  sga  sg1  earthside  sga:ronon  sg1:teal'c  theme:friendship  shenanigans  boysaredorks  cute  humor  gen  pg  smilebackwards  style:fivethings 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
splash_the_cat: This Mountain in the Wind
O'Neill's eyes were locked on the radio Teal'c had clipped to his belt. "Maybe you should go look for them."

Teal'c sat back on his heels. "We have had this discussion. I will not leave you." [929]
ficlet  sg1  post-apocolypse  sg1:jack  sg1:teal'c  unusualpairing  theme:friendship  theme:angst  theme:love  short  jack/teal'c  slash  pg 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
Target of Opportunity, by Glacis
Jack squeezed the mustard bottle a little harder. "I'm taking this loop off." Hmm. Art. There was a thought. He grabbed the ketchup bottle. "I'm telling you, Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm going to lose it." Teal'c showed his usual concern. He raised an eyebrow. Jack felt himself start to, well, lose it. "Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal." He held his artistic rendering of a psycho up to Teal'c. "Whacko!"

Teal'c didn't look impressed with his talent.

Jack gave up again. [2170]
fic  sg1  missingscene  sg1:jack  sg1:teal'c  sg1:daniel  OT3  humor  surprise!  theme:seduction  theme:first-time  theme:timetravel  slash  nc-17  glacis  episoderelated 
may 2010 by scorpionvoices
Discovering Mitchell's Happy Place, by Kazbaby
Five things that a member of SG-1 found in Mitchell's porn stash.
fic  sg1  crack  sg1:cameron  team!fic  sg1:daniel  sg1:teal'c  sg1:sam  humor  short  slash  het  r  gsf  style:fivethings 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
On December 17th, Stargate Command got a surprise data transfer from Atlantis that, couched in strictly military terms, essentially said, “Oh my God! We found four ZPMs! It’s the best ever! Come over and we’ll make brownies!”
fic  sga  sg1  cute  humor  WiP  sga:john  sga:rodney  sg1:jack  sg1:daniel  sg1:sam  sg1:teal'c  gen  pg 
june 2008 by scorpionvoices
eruthros: We have cracktastic IM conversations so you don't have to!
This is a brilliant story of Major Evan Lorne's tragic painterly life! Because he grew up painting only male nudes in his mom's studio, and now he is in the military! Woe.
fic  sga  sg1  crack  humor  LOLZ  sga:lorne  random  sg1:teal'c  slash  favs:sga/sg1  RECOMENDED  lolz.forever  favs:bestofthebest  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
january 2008 by scorpionvoices
While Daniel was gone, things got complicated. Now that he's back, things are becoming even *more* complicated.
fic  sg1  sg1:jack  sg1:daniel  sg1:sam  sg1:teal'c  OT4  theme:first-time  theme:love  team!fic  slash  het  nc-17  favs:sga/sg1  short  theme:angst 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices
Teal'c's Five Favorite Board Games
Teal'c wholeheartedly approved of the stipulation that only Carter be allowed to read the questions.O'Neill had a penchant for substituting questions of his own invention -- and answers which often sounded so plausible that they passed without question.
fic  sg1  sg1:teal'c  theme:family  short  style:philosophical  gen  pg  favs:sga/sg1  style:fivethings  o:beautiful 
october 2007 by scorpionvoices
This Time
This time they all ganged up on Teal’c, because he needed it. He didn’t tell them that, of course, but he did.
fic  sg1  sg1:sam  sg1:teal'c  sg1:daniel  sg1:jack  OT4  theme:love  theme:h/c  short  smut  slash  het  nc-17 
september 2007 by scorpionvoices
Census 2000
Jack fills out the long form of Census 2000.
fic  sg1  OT3  sg1:jack  sg1:daniel  sg1:teal'c  hilarity  humor  slash 
may 2007 by scorpionvoices
Jack O'Neill ponders the progress of his relationship with Teal'c.
fic  sg1  sg1:jack  sg1:teal'c  romance  slash 
may 2007 by scorpionvoices

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