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mahoni: The Uncharted Sea
Jon is a crook who tries using his shady skills to do good things for a change. Gerard is stuck on a pirate ship, looking for a way off. There are: magic, ray guns, magical creatures, robots, and various Dangerous and Evil Things that may stop both Jon and Gerard getting to where they want to be. [~119,000]
fic  rps  band:p!atd  band:mcr  au:magicalrealism  c:patd:jon  c:mcr:gerard  c:patd:ensemble  c:mcr:ensemble  theme:friendship  theme:love  genre:drama  length:novel  theme:totherescue!  theme:crimeisthenewblack!  theme:angst  warning:characterdeath-sortof  warning:non-con  theme:questing  p:mcr:bob/gerard  p:patd:brendon/jon  bandom:  genre:slash  rating:r  author:mahoni  quality:amazing  favs:bandom  favs:bestofthebest  genre:action  challenge:bandombigbang  @lj  w:torture 
june 2011 by scorpionvoices
anon_lovefest: Post #80 -- Little Pink Houses Are For the Birds, by anonymous
Prompt: Kevin makes birdhouses for Mike in a really weird in-Kevin's-head-it-makes-perfect-sense way of showing his affection for him. Mike is confused and thinks Kevin just really likes birds.
fic  rps  tai  jobros  comment!fic  au:school  jobros:kevin  tai:carden  fluff  theme:clueless  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:firstkiss  bandom:  pre-slash  pg 
february 2011 by scorpionvoices
akire_yta: Figuring on Figuring Myself Out
“Kevin?” Kevin sat up straight. “It's Bill...” the line crackled as William took a deep breath. “It's Mike – there's been an accident.”
fic  rps  tai  jobros  tobetagged 
december 2010 by scorpionvoices
laniew1: Half A Jonas
Where Kevin is only half a son, Nick has got Miley pregnant, Joe has chosen the wrong Taylor and Frankie is two years shy of a teen-age rebellion that will put everyone else’s to shame.
fic  rps  jobros  tai  tobetagged 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
formerlydf: if all our life is but
Ryan's English teacher says that ambivalence is a mark of greatness in poetry. If Ryan were a poem, he would be great. As a person, he's nothing special.
fic  rps  p!atd  tobetagged 
november 2010 by scorpionvoices
starflowers: Up Against Your Will
A story about growing up, finding your place, and learning what you truly believe in. And blowing up monsters with homemade grenades. [~30,000]
fic  rps  jobros  tai  au:fusion  spn  jobros:kevin  tai:carden  ensemble  theme:grief  theme:angst  theme:h/c  theme:family  long  carden/kevin  bandom:  slash  mood:quietdesperation  rating:pg-13 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
mywholecry: tidings of comfort and joy
In which Kevin is a sad little elf, and Mike panics and buys way the fuck too much tinsel.
fic  rps  tai  jobros  tobetagged 
october 2010 by scorpionvoices
lordessrenegade: read about the afterlife
For as long as there has been an internet, there has existed the idea that it may have a consciousness. This theory has never been proven. [3000 words. Pete is the internet. 'Nuff said.]
fic  rps  au:realworld  crack  fob:patrick  fob:pete  sad  pete/patrick  bandom:  slash  pg  lordessrenegade  theme:angst  band:fob 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
manipulant: Into the Woods
Brendon and Spencer get stuck in a book of fairy tales, and have to play along to find their way out. Contains boys in dresses, dragon-fighting, Rumpelstiltskin!Frank, Gerard the Gender-Subverting Crone, talk of dinglehoppers, a big and SERIOUSLY bad wolf, Gabe the Fairy Godfather, several piggyback rides, and everyone eventually living happily ever after. [110,000]
fic  rps  p!atd  crossover  fairytale  patd:spencer  patd:brendon  theme:UST  theme:clueless  theme:firstkiss  theme:first-time  theme:h/c  humor  shenanigans  brendon/spencer  bandom:  slash  r  favs:bandom  favs:bestofthebest  novel  theme:angst  challenge:bandombigbang 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
rsadelle: We Hang Out On Fridays
The next thing Mike knows, he's been hanging out with Kevin for half an hour and they're exchanging numbers before Kevin's brothers drag him away. [1200]
fic  rps  tai  jobros  tai:carden  jobros:kevin  theme:friendship  theme:clueless  cute  theme:firstkiss  carden/kevin  bandom:  slash  rsadelle  rating:pg-13 
july 2010 by scorpionvoices
impertinence: Not The Passionate Dance
It's 1881 and Ashlee Simpson is back from a war she wasn't expecting to have to help fight, having fled England to become a doctor only to come back to find her alias conscripted. She's tired of wearing trousers (well, of trying to pretend she's not a woman wearing trousers) and the excitement that came with it. So, naturally, she decides to become private detective Pete Wentz's roommate. Pet-thievery, even more cross-dressing, and dancing around one another ensues. [~27,000]
fic  rps  au:fusion  sherlockholmes  fob:ashley  fob:pete  theme:friendship  theme:h/c  theme:theyfightcrime!  theme:injury  shenanigans  case-file  PTSD!character  crossdressing  pete/ashlee  bandom:  het  r  impertinence  band:fob  challenge:bandombigbang  opinion:awesome 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
prettykitty_aya: a sensation of falling
Spencer has grown up with three boys through dreams that cross time.

There's Ryan, the son of an earl, more concerned with horses and reading than rules and regulations of Society. Brendon, abandoned as a young boy and taken under the wing of all the freaks and creeps of the traveling circus L'Elephant D'or. And finally Jon, a farmer's son growing up in a country on the brink of a civil war. However, after a particularly emotional event just as he's set to enter college, Spencer withdraws, shutting his dreams and thus his friends, far away.

Only time doesn't really seem to want to play Spencer's game. [~30,000 words of gut-wrenching, heart-rending perfection. I seriously wanted to cry through the whole thing, and then the ending was just so perfect that I actually teared up. RECOMMENDED!]
fic  rps  p!atd  au:realworld  au:period  patd:spencer  patd:ryan  patd:brendon  patd:jon  theme:destiny  drama  theme:friendship  theme:love  theme:grief  theme:illness  warning:characterdeath-sortof  OT4  gsf  spencer/brendon/ryan/jon  jon/spencer  bandom:  slash  r  prettykitty_aya  RECOMENDED  favs:bandom  favs:bestofthebest  theme:angst  challenge:bandombigbang  opinion:awesome 
june 2010 by scorpionvoices
samedifference_: Five Times Shane is the Fourth Girlfriend
It’s not exactly a revelation when Shane finally admits to himself who really wears the pants in this relationship. Mostly, he just finds it ironic considering the majority of Brendon’s pants were purchased from the women’s section at American Apparel. [3957]
fic  rps  p!atd  patd:shane  patd:keltie  patd:cassie  patd:haley  brendon/shane  characterstudy  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:love  bandom:  slash  nc-17  style:fivethings  opinion:sweet 
april 2010 by scorpionvoices
savvygambols: little shadows with loud growls
Greta insists on them hanging a sign on the door, “No Bobs Allowed!!!,” even though Bob is out doing an interview and won’t be back for a while. They move all of the items from their rider to the floor near Darren. He’s sleeping, but they are both confident that he will appreciate having carrot sticks in easy reach when he awakes. They spread out yesterday’s newspaper on the empty table, pull up chairs, and get down to the messy business of pumpkin carving. “Where did you get such a frightened picture of Bob?” asks Alex as he sketches onto the face of the pumpkin. “I got in his personal bubble,” says Greta. She grins. “He was very afraid.” [2269]
fic  rps  ths  phantomplanet  short  ths:greta  pp:alex  theme:friendship  shenanigans  ths:bob  bandom:  gen  pg  savvygambols  opinion:adorable  opinion:sweet 
march 2010 by scorpionvoices
frankkincense & cest_what: Five Ways Jon Walker's Name Doesn't Have An H In It
How five people met Jon Walker and became aware in the first ten minutes of meeting him how to spell his name.
fic  rps  p!atd  tai  patd:jon  humor  hilarity  shenanigans  worldbuilding  bandom:  gen  favs:bandom  style:fivethings  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
february 2010 by scorpionvoices
impertinence: Fivehead and the Velociraptor
"Sing," Pete said. "Come on, do it." "You can't actually force me, you know." "It's like you think I don't plan ahead," Pete said. "Sing - or I will." The look on Patrick's face, difficult to read through the scales though it was, told him Patrick had heard him sing. "That's cheating." Pete shrugged. "Okay," he said, and started screaming the intro to an Arma song. Patrick only lasted a few seconds before he threw his claws up in the air. "Okay! Okay, Jesus. Asshole." [Beauty and the Beast AU! Sorta! Sheer genius.]
fic  rps  au:fusion  fairytale  fob:pete  fob:patrick  pete/patrick  crack  trope:animorph  hilarity  shenanigans  dorksinlove  bandom:  slash  theme:love  impertinence  theme:angst  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
february 2010 by scorpionvoices
jbkinkmeme: PART #1.
Kevin doesn't get hints or sly suggestions. Not a one. Zac can nudge all he wants in the right direction but Kevin will never clue in to the fact that there's a destination. The part of his brain marked "logical but filthy conclusion" is completely blank.
fic  rps  tobetagged 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
clarityhiding: Walking On Air
As for Bob's father, well. He just tries not to think about the bastard and how his genetic contribution has ruined Bob's life. (Wingfic AU.) [3650]
fic  rps  mcr  oneshot  mcr:bob  theme:UST  theme:friendship  trope:wingfic  bob/gerard  bandom:  pre-slash  pg  opinion:sweet 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
7iris: The Words and the Music
See, this is why Patrick doesn't like to get crazy-drunk: because he will end up alone in a booth in the back of a club with a completely sober Pete and Ashlee, and when Ashlee starts joking about how pregnancy is making her feel like a hippo, he will say, with the earnestness that only the wretchedly drunk possess, "But your pregnancy boobs are amazing."
fic  rps  oneshot  fob:patrick  drunk!character  pete/ashlee  theme:establishedrelationship  pete/ashlee/patrick  OT3  theme:first-time  humor  theme:friendship  theme:love  bandom:  slash  nc-17  a:7iris  band:fob  note:retag 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
The anonymous bandom ficlet exchange: Accidents, Trolls, and All Night Coffee
There was only one market, but there were a million ways to get in and out. Keeping track of your exit was really important, too. Landmarks didn't always stay in one place in the market, and the difference between any given set of doors could be something as small as a rusty hinge or an extra plank. Or, for example, the door back to Las Vegas had a goosehead door handle that winked, but there was one nearby that had a goosehead door handle that scowled instead. If someone wasn't paying attention -- if some people had been at a concert for gods only knew how long, say, and were really, really tired and maybe also distracted by the kappas brawling in the tank-beast lumbering past them on the crowded lane -- it was pretty easy to take the wrong door on accident.
fic  rps  p!atd  theyoungveins  au:fantasy  patd:spencer  shenanigans  jon/spencer  bandom:  gen  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
marksykins: Lately It Occurs to Me
Spencer's looked good to Ryan at times where he really shouldn't have, and he doesn't mean the times where Spencer had weird facial hair or used to look down at his soft belly and sigh when he thought no one was paying attention. No, Ryan's wanted Spencer when Spencer's parents were extending their hospitality to a pitiful skinny kid whose dad drank too much, when they were supposed to be concentrating on getting the band off the ground, when Spencer was excitedly detailing the time he lost his virginity, when Ryan had a girlfriend (or two, he thinks with a wince), or when the band was breaking up and Spencer was pinning him down in the backseat of Ryan's Mercedes, grinding his hips into Ryan's and telling him that he was going to suck Ryan's cock. Ryan's timing has always been very, very bad. [3600]
fic  rps  theyoungveins  p!atd  post-band:TheDivorce  patd:ryan  ryan/spencer  theme:friendship  bandom:  slash  nc-17 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
hector_rashbaum: Weekend Warriors
In which TAI TV and JONAS are feuding internet shows, YouTube commenting is considered a reasonable way to flirt, Nick has a temper, Joe fails at scheming, and Nicole is a traitor. Kevin and Mike are really just along for the ride.
fic  rps  jobros  tai  au:realworld  jobros:kevin  shenanigans  boysaredorks  theme:clueless  carden/kevin  humor  bandom:  pre-slash  pg 
january 2010 by scorpionvoices
strangecreature: Love means never having to say "You're lyrics"
Says I: “The constant banter between Mikey and Pete [on Twitter] about smuggling ewoks and cloning chocolate easter bunnies and paying pro wrestlers to put them in various holds kind of makes me doubt the whole Summer of Like theory. I'm not convinced either of them have the attention span for a doomed romance, frankly.” Says [info]apiphile: “Either that or that is exactly what they were like at the time and they're continuing an affair having got over their song-inducing hiccup?” Says I: “Man, get on this, fandom! Less soulful-gazing, sunset-watching angst fics and more "We're making out because our attempts to build a death-ray out of water bottles and socks didn't work".” I’ll let you be the judge of how well that worked out. [8700]
fic  rps  mcr  oneshot  fob:pete  mcr:mikey  hilarity  shenanigans  boysaredorks  dorksinlove  theme:first-time  mikey/pete  bandom:  slash  r  LOLZ  favs:bandom  band:fob  opinion:awesome 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
emilyray: Real Men Wear Eyeliner
“Is this like Pinocchio, Jon?” said Brendon. “Are you going to transform me into a real boy? Because I think that makes you the fairy.” “Sure,” said Jon. “I’ll be the fairy. I’m a fairy of manliness. Let’s talk about flip-flops.” “Manliness, huh?” said Brendon. “Should I grow a beard? Or, like, scruff? I’ve never tried a beard. Maybe I could rock the manly stubble, like whatsis in Lord of the Rings.” Jon was pretty sure Brendon knew exactly what whatsis in Lord of the Rings was called, but Brendon was experimenting with not being so much of a geek, so he wasn’t about to call him on it. “Sure,” he said. “Beards are cool. You should try it.”
fic  rps  p!atd  oneshot  patd:jon  patd:brendon  patd:spencer  patd:ryan  hilarity  boysaredorks  shenanigans  jon/ryan  bandom:  slash  r  emilyray  crack 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
ignipes: It's All Fun and Games Until Somebody Gets Buried Alive
In which Ryan and Spencer are idiots, their friends are devious, everybody has bad ideas and nobody turns into Batman. **"Why don't I have a pool boy?" Spencer never bothers with hello. "I should have a pool boy to make sure there are no dead birds in my pool when I get home." "I'm coming over, but I'm not going to be your pool boy," Ryan says. "I hope you have food." And Spencer says, "I have a chlorinated dead bird. How hungry are you?"
fic  rps  p!atd  oneshot  patd:ryan  patd:spencer  theme:friendship  humor  theme:love  ryan/spencer  bandom:  slash  ignipes  theme:angst  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
tequilideas: Sometimes I Long To Be Landlocked
Panic breaks up and Spencer has an existential crisis that results in muffins. "After the whole muffin incident, it becomes kind of a mission. Spencer is determined to bake. It’s not so much a hobby as it is a Challenge, and Spencer is adamant about that; a hobby sounds patronizing. Anyway, it keeps him occupied which is useful since Jon is spending more and more time photographing summer festivals. Spencer kind of has the feeling that Jon downplays what he’s doing when he talks to Spencer about it, that Jon isn’t nearly as directionless as he originally claimed; Spencer is beginning to suspect he was lured here under false pretenses. " [~22,000]
fic  rps  p!atd  au:justalittledifferent  theme:futurefic  post-band  patd:spencer  jon/spencer  humor  shenanigans  theme:clueless  dorksinlove  bandom:  slash  theme:angst  rating:pg-13 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
hectorfic: Merry Christmas, I Could Care Less
"We're gonna need a tree," Kevin says. What he means is "I need a tree," but he's still not very good at being selfish. "I'm not lugging a fucking tree up those stairs," Mike grumbles against his neck, but his arms tighten around Kevin's waist. When Kevin gets back from church the next day, there's a tree all set up and lit in the living room, waiting for ornaments. It's fake, but there's a pine tree candle burning on the coffee table, and the room smells like Christmas anyway. [964]
fic  rps  jobros  tai  theme:holidays  jobros:kevin  tai:carden  theme:domesticity  sad  bandom:  slash  pg  theme:establishedrelationship  theme:angst  opinion:sweet 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
queensheep: Golden Apples - Master List
"In a kingdom far away, in a time removed from this, there was once a tree that bore golden apples. These apples were delicious beyond compare." The story of the third Prince, the wolf-man, the witch's apprentice and the Firebird.
fic  rps  p!atd  mcr  au:fantasy  unread  band:fob 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
nova33: Finding the Words to Say
Superpowers AU, in which Ryan Ross can't help reading people's minds, Jon Walker absorbs energy (and usually controls it perfectly), Spencer Smith shoots ice from his hands and saves melting refreshments, and Brendon Urie sometimes bursts into flames.
fic  rps  p!atd  mcr  au:magicalrealism  patd:ryan  theme:superpowers  brendon/spencer  theme:clueless  jon/ryan  humor  theme:friendship  bandom:  slash  theme:angst  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
justthisfic: Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails
Maybe Pete didn’t always know, or maybe he had, but when Brendon first told him, he hadn’t acted surprised and he didn’t treat Brendon any differently. He still blew on his face with morning breath before Brendon had had a chance to wake up, and still poked the bottoms of his feet when he fell asleep watching a movie. He still pinched him and gave him beer when Patrick wasn’t looking. He did ask what Brendon’s parents had named him. Brendon had stared at his hands and said, “Brenda, actually. Lame, I know. But it was easier than picking something totally new.” [~28,000 words of pure awesome. I was crying by the end of it because I was simultaneously so happy and so sad for Brendon, and the happy ending just made me bawl. NORMALLY THINGS DO NOT MAKE ME CRY; THIS IS A MASTERPIECE.]
fic  rps  p!atd  au:gender  patd:brendon  theme:genderfuck  interesting  theme:comingout  brendon/spencer  het  slash  RECOMENDED  srs.bzns.  theme:family  theme:angst  band:fob  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
ethrosdemon: Not So Much With Jesus, As With Messianic Zeal
When Gerard had said "I had a, I don't fucking know, experience, a vision." Mikey had really thought it was just another manic episode. The thing is, if he was tortured by space monkeys, he couldn't exactly say he doesn't still think that, but it's working out pretty well and it's fucking better than that llama farming three-week obsession that had forced Mikey to sit supportively on a Greyhound for six hours. "We're going to save the kids, man!" Gerard had said. Now, he thinks he probably handled that the best he could, but he had no idea he'd end up working sixteen hours a day procuring diapers and formula and taking three A.M. phone calls from at-risk teen mothers. He thinks if he has to take calls from at-risk teen mothers, he should have at least have had the sex to account for the at-riskness and motherhood.
fic  rps  mcr  au:realworld  mcr:mikey  mcr:gerard  mcr:frank  ensemble  fob:pete  sad  theme:love  worldbuilding  bandom:  slash  frank/gerard  ethrosdemon  theme:angst  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
azurejay: Stranger Things Have Happened
And it would be a very exciting, action-packed adventure story, full of international intrigue and the frustration of searching for someone who doesn't want to be found, but Patrick doesn't like flying over oceans and he doesn't have time to go halfway around the world chasing after Pete; he's actually kind of pissed at Pete, thanks. He tells Joe that Pete can stay in fucking Madagascar with the fucking lemurs if he fucking wants to. Also, just as Patrick is getting ready to be an idiot and buy a plane ticket, even though he has no actual proof Pete went to Madagascar at all--the next morning, right when Patrick is about to buy a plane ticket, Bob calls him. Bob says, "Patrick, I just talked to Pete. I have bad news." [26,012]
fic  rps  theme:futurefic  fob:patrick  ensemble  post-band  sad  bandom:  gen  quality:good  long  theme:angst  band:fob  challenge:bandombigbang  rating:pg-13 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
carleton97: sl1 k2tog psso
Bob knew better than to stereotype knitters--his Wednesday night Men's Stitch & Bitch was a perfect example of the scope of crafting diversity--but 99% of his clientele fell into one of two categories: old women and young women. It wasn't good or bad, but it was a pretty big adjustment from the testosterone-heavy world of clubs and touring musicians he thought he'd be dealing with as his career.
fic  rps  mcr  au:realworld  tobetagged 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
sekkritbandomlj: Brendon and the Purple Crayon
One evening, Brendon decided to go for a walk with his purple crayon. [1596 words, VERY IMAGE HEAVY.]
fic  art  fanart  webcomic  crack  rps  p!atd  theme:illness  theme:friendship  bandom:  gen  g  sekkritbandomlj  favs:bandom  favs:art  opinion:adorable  opinion:awesome 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
megyal: Smooth
"I'm sorry, sir," Matt said, his voice full of laughter. Andy could see his stupid flower tattoo flourishing on the brown skin of his shoulder, and one of his gauges glittering in the morning light. "But we don't serve your kind here." Andy fumed. "Are you on something? What the hell are you talking about?" "Bigfoot," Matt explained airily and Andy's confusion appeared to reach monumental proportions. "Or, his smaller relative, The Tiny Wildman of Wisconsin." || "The thing that's hibernating on your face right now," Matt said calmly and pushed the door forward a little to unhook the chain. "It can't come in here. It might escape and eat the rest of us, or something."
fic  rps  fob:andy  fob:matt  shenanigans  boysaredorks  humor  bandom:  opinion:adorable  band:fob  rating:pg-13  pairing:andy/matt  genre:slash  author:megyal  @lj 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
megyal: Kamikaze
Frank darts in and out, like a sharp little amused knife to stab at Bob's person with giggling kisses and brace surprisingly strong arms around him in a quick hug. He's a kamikaze kisser, disregarding Bob's semi-annoyed grunts quite easily and going in with great resolve to get what he wants. Bob stopped being semi-annoyed five hundred kisses ago.
fic  rps  band:mcr  c:mcr:bob  p:mcr:bob/frank  theme:friendship  theme:UST  sad  bandom:  genre:slash  rating:pg  theme:love  length:short  author:megyal  theme:angst  @lj 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
cynthia_arrow: Fifteen Minutes, Three Bites of Toast, and Four Sips of Ginger-Ale
Bob's not one to question Toro. Not about anything, really, but especially not when he's going to be a guest in the man's house. He's just arrived, here for the weekend for the first time in probably months—well, since Krista moved out, which is a different sort of time-keeping altogether. The house looks cheery with all the Christmas decorations, and in general it looks a lot less empty than Bob expected. So when he raises a cup of egg nog to his lips and he can already smell the whiskey, he just narrows his eyes as he sips.
fic  rps  mcr  mcr:bob  mcr:ray  bob/ray  theme:firstkiss  theme:first-time  theme:holidays  romance  theme:friendship  bandom:  slash  r  theme:angst  opinion:sweet 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
kitsune_tsuki: Ahaha. So this comic just makes me think
Pete's intent on wooing Patrick and doesn't realize that Patrick is already his! (Patrick's crafty like that and just likes watching Pete driving himself crazy when his oh so smooth moves don't work! Patrick and the others have a betting pool to see how long it's going to take Pete to realize he's already married!)
fic  rps  comment!fic  fob:pete  pete/patrick  theme:clueless  humor  shenanigans  boysaredorks  dorksinlove  bandom:  slash  kitsune_tsuki  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
thesamefire: Sweetheart of the Rodeo
Mikey accidentally has sex with everyone in her band. Except sometimes it's not an accident. Or even really sex. [5062]
fic  rps  mcr  au:gender  mcr:mikey  frank/mikey  bob/mikey  mikey/ray  theme:family  hilarity  bandom:  het  nc-17  thesamefire  opinion:awesome 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
ethrosdemon: Come porn with me! Porn-paragraph-a-thon
Pete's Pete, and his sexual exploration mainly skews towards making out and holding hands. Pete would rather fall in love than fuck, it's as simple as that. Patrick, though, got his heart broken once and learned to fuck without consequences. [the one where pete may possibly have an embarrassment kink]
ficlet  rps  fob:patrick  pete/patrick  humor  theme:friendship  smut  bandom:  slash  nc-17  ethrosdemon  band:fob 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
megyal: Random Rescue
"Get out of my way!" Matt bellowed, racing down the beach with much huffing and pumping arms. Small children flung themselves out of his way with the alacrity of soldiers, yelling and laughing even though he nearly trampled half of them. "Move! Move! Granny, move! This is a Random Rescue!"
fic  rps  au:realworld  fob:matt  shenanigans  hilarity  oneshot  bandom:  band:fob  pairing:andy/matt  genre:slash  rating:r  author:megyal  @lj 
december 2009 by scorpionvoices
to_say_nothing - Fic: Pete Wentz is the Only Reason We're Dating
Kevin was pretty sure they’d been invited to Pete Wentz’s Halloween party by mistake. There was no way that these people – who were currently dancing and yelling and possibly peeing in a corner – had intended to invite Kevin and his brothers, no matter how big Pete had smiled when they’d met him. But Nick had waved the invitation at them triumphantly and dragged them off to the costume shop, and Kevin hadn’t had the heart to point out the fact that it was all a terrible, terrible error.
fic  rps  jobros  tai  jobros:kevin  tai:carden  carden/kevin  theme:holidays  hilarity  shenanigans  short  bandom:  slash  rating:pg-13 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices
behindthec: Exactly Where You'd Like Me
Contrary to popular belief, Patrick Stump is not in love with Pete Wentz. He has learned this slowly, sometimes painfully, sometimes hilariously, over many years. Where the general trend is to start out friends and suddenly wake up one day to realize, BAM, you're in love, Patrick has essentially lived the opposite of this.
fic  rps  p!atd  fob:patrick  patd:brendon  brendon/patrick  theme:friendship  hilarity  theme:first-time  cute  shenanigans  boysaredorks  bandom:  slash  nc-17  band:fob 
november 2009 by scorpionvoices
Who: William and Spencer **Where: Greenhouses **When: After dinner **What: Dreamwalking
fic  rps  tobetagged 
october 2009 by scorpionvoices
iphignia939: internal consistency
If dressing like an extra in Our Town and wearing a capelet and a monocle don't mean love, I don't know what the hell does. [the one where they think Patrick's going 'round the bend]
fic  rps  fob:patrick  pete/patrick  hilarity  theme:friendship  theme:first-time  bandom:  slash  r  iphignia939  favs:bandom  theme:angst  band:fob 
october 2009 by scorpionvoices
giddygeek: A Minor Fall (a Major Pain in the Ass)
By the third time he has to duck a water bottle that had totally been launched directly at his head -- one of those Fiji ones, too; a bottle with corners -- Pete's pretty much gotten over finding Patrick's tantrum adorable.
fic  rps  fob:pete  fob:patrick  pete/patrick  pete/ashlee  theme:friendship  shenanigans  boysaredorks  hilarity  bandom:  slash  r  giddygeek  opinion:adorable  band:fob 
october 2009 by scorpionvoices
foxxcub: Everything's Magic
The day after Jon Walker turned nine years old, his father married another woman. [EverAfter!au, ~15600 words]
fic  rps  p!atd  au:fusion  movie  patd:jon  fairytale  jon/spencer  theme:first-time  humor  bandom:  slash  nc-17  foxxcub  theme:angst  opinion:sweet 
october 2009 by scorpionvoices
poison_cherries: When the Lights Go Out
In which a new disease sweeps the world while the guys are at the Paramour, working on their next record. The mansion is for them a safe place to stay until Ray starts developing symptoms. [12,625 words. veeeeeery creepy.]
fic  rps  mcr  theme:apocolypse  bob/ray  theme:illness  weird  slash  nc-17 
october 2009 by scorpionvoices
soloproject: Goodbye Blues Inn Trilogy (Love You Much Better, Like Vines We Intertwined, and The Boys Are So Refined)
Greta, Bob, Darren and Chris are thrilled to accept three bookings for their newly opened B&B, Goodbye Blues Inn. Patrick Stump is anything but thrilled to discover that his friends have tricked him into sharing a room with Pete Wentz, who broke his heart a long time ago. And local librarian Brendon Urie gets himself locked in the Inn’s basement with Spencer Smith, elusive and mysterious bachelor and one of America’s Sexiest Men. Then there’s Ray Toro, who turns up at the inn after being jilted at the altar with his best friend and best man, Bob Bryar, in pursuit.
fic  rps  p!atd  mcr  tobetagged  band:fob 
september 2009 by scorpionvoices
walkingondreams: If You Were The Melody (Then I Would Be The Song)
Brendon is seven when he starts counting. He climbs out of bed and walks to the bathroom (twelve steps), he walks from the bathroom to the end of the hallway (seven steps), he walks to the bottom of the staircase (nine stairs), watches as his mother makes his breakfast (three swipes with the knife for maximum peanut butter coverage), drinks his juice (three mouthfuls), and heads for the front door (twenty three steps).
fic  rps  p!atd  au:university  patd:brendon  spencer/brendon/ryan/jon  gsf  OT4  slash  quality:good  interesting  rating:pg-13  opinion:sweet 
september 2009 by scorpionvoices
solarcat05: Vampires Will Never Hurt You (But I Make No Promises About Zombies)
Gerard clenches his fists tighter. "It's a disease," he says defensively. "A disease that makes you a vampire." Frank replies, and Gerard has never heard anyone's voice sound like that when it's directed at him except maybe Mikey's when he draws something really, really cool, and when he looks up again Frank is smiling at him and Gerard's hands unclench.
fic  rps  mcr  au:school  mcr:gerard  frank/gerard  cute  theme:friendship  little!character{s}  bandom:  gen  pg  opinion:awesome 
september 2009 by scorpionvoices
skoosiepants: Never Needed It Now So Much
a/n: quick and dirty au ficcy thing, starring Carden, Kevin, Chislett and Brendon. Kevin's paranoid, and Carden might be trying to kill him. Or something.
fic  rps  jobros  tai  au:school  jobros:kevin  carden/kevin  hilarity  boysaredorks  shenanigans  bandom:  slash  theme:firstkiss  skoosiepants  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
september 2009 by scorpionvoices
liketheroad: Prairie doll of mine
"Just as he had known, from the minute he saw him across the playground, that he wanted Ryan for his friend, as soon as the thought that he might actually want to kiss someone occurred to him, Spencer knew that he wanted that person to be Ryan. He knew it made him greedy, but the fact was that he didn't want to leave parts of Ryan out in the open to be taken by other people." Small Town AU [27,272]
fic  rps  p!atd  au:realworld  au:school  patd:spencer  ryan/spencer  theme:friendship  theme:love  bandom:  slash  nc-17  liketheroad  theme:angst  challenge:bandombigbang 
september 2009 by scorpionvoices
soda_and_capes: Apple Shampoo
“Don't tell me I should be their manager,” Ryan says, glaring at the road. Pete pauses. “Ok. Well, I was about to, but I guess you already know.”
fic  rps  p!atd  au:justalittledifferent  patd:ryan  ryan/spencer  long  theme:love  bandom:  slash  nc-17  theme:first-time  quality:good  soda_and_capes  theme:angst 
august 2009 by scorpionvoices
passe_simple: Don't cut your hair (Do you think it's gonna make him change?)
Set a little while in the future. The band takes a break and Brendon gets bored. Spencer goes with him. [40,000]
fic  rps  p!atd  theme:futurefic  patd:spencer  brendon/spencer  dorksinlove  theme:love  long  slash  nc-17  quality:good  passe_simple  theme:angst 
august 2009 by scorpionvoices
ignipes: Songs About Drifters
Spencer dropped the pizza boxes directly onto Brendon's chest. "It's all meat. Nothing but meat. Little dead animals all over the pizza. You don't want any of it." "I want all of it," Brendon insisted. "I'm starving. I haven't eaten in forever." "You mean, since four o'clock?" Spencer shoved Brendon's arm and leg aside and sat down, flipped the first pizza box open. The lid smacked Brendon in the nose and hid his face. [Cabin!fic, 1740 words]
fic  rps  p!atd  patd:ryan  patd:brendon  patd:jon  patd:spencer  shenanigans  boysaredorks  hilarity  gen  rating:pg-13 
august 2009 by scorpionvoices
jezzabe: these are the best days of our life
Alex doesn't know why everyone at her high school wants Cash. Sure, she gets that he's charming, if you like brash assholes. And he's not *horrible* looking, though those tattoos are in a class of their own. Sometimes he's got this smile, like if he could stay in that moment forever, he'd be happy. But over all, Alex isn't impressed with him.
fic  rps  cab  au:school  au:gender  cab:singer  cab:cash  dorksinlove  shenanigans  hilarity  het  r  theme:first-time  jezzabe 
august 2009 by scorpionvoices
emilyray: Not Exactly What You Planned
Spencer remembered it like this: they were ten, and they were playing with an old half-deflated soccer ball, and Spencer threw it to Ryan, and Ryan didn’t catch it because Ryan couldn’t catch and also because Spencer threw it further than he meant to, and the ball went into the road. Ryan ran after it. Spencer saw the car and ran after Ryan. He didn’t remember anything after that. He didn’t know if Ryan remembered it differently.
fic  rps  p!atd  patd:spencer  patd:brendon  patd:ryan  OT3  ghost!character  humor  theme:friendship  slash  theme:firstkiss  emilyray  opinion:awesome  rating:pg-13 
august 2009 by scorpionvoices
tense_past: Fredericksburg
It's raining in Fredericksburg, Virginia, and Spencer Smith is looking for an umbrella. "How about a Students for Seaborn sign?" Brendon asks, holding it up, navy blue letters on gray posterboard, the university colors. He holds it over his head. "Like this," he says, "to keep dry." "That's not quite what I'm looking for," Spencer tells him, but he does duck undercover to check his phone. "Have you seen the senator?" "Tell him no tie," Brendon reminds him, as Spencer walks away. "They're college kids!" Brendon is always reminding them about the college kids. He says they hold the vote.
fic  rps  p!atd  au:fusion  westwing  theme:futurefic  patd:spencer  patd:brendon  patd:ryan  patd:jon  jon/spencer  short  pre-slash  pg 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
We Don't Fight Fair
"I'm besmirching your heterosexuality," Pete says. "Is that it?" "*Yes*," Patrick says. He throws his hands up. "Don't besmirch my heterosexuality!"
ficlet  rps  fob:patrick  hilarity  theme:snark  fob:pete  fob:joe  fob:andy  boysaredorks  shenanigans  bandom:  gen  favs:bandom  short  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
madeof_atoms: for a plain yellow pumpkin to become a golden carriage
"Your stint in a single band cannot outlast three years." "What happens if I stay for longer?" Jon asks. "You lose your musical talent." "Oh," says Jon. He frowns. "And your guitarist turns into a pumpkin."
fic  rps  p!atd  post-band:TheDivorce  patd:jon  humor  sad  theme:friendship  ensemble  drugged!character  fairytale!character  bandom:  gen  r  theme:angst 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
7iris: Two can be as lonely as one.
Brian blows out a silent breath. He looks away from Gerard's face and finds Bob watching him, mild and steady. His face goes hot, but Bob just closes his eyes. Gerard is like that when he's drunk, open and affectionate, but it doesn't mean anything--he never seems to remember when he's sober. It doesn't stop Brian from thinking about it later, jerking off in the shower, about what would have happened if he'd kissed Gerard back.
fic  rps  mcr  mcr:brian  mcr:gerard  mcr:bob  OT3  theme:clueless  theme:UST  bandom:  slash  comment!fic  a:7iris  theme:angst  rating:pg-13  note:retag 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
The Perfect Man
Joe refuses to be charmed. Joe’s neighbor is some sort of drunkard or druggie, okay, and he smells like wood varnish and burnt hair and Joe really, really hopes he doesn’t have an explosive meth lab set up in his garage.
fic  rps  mcr  au:realworld  fob:joe  bob/joe  hilarity  shenanigans  drama  harlequin  bandom:  slash  skoosiepants  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
dsudis: All the World Is Okay
Pete tackled him. Patrick flailed a little, too startled to fight him off, but Pete just got Patrick more or less flat and then sat on him. "Dude, seriously. Do you think I could possibly be this happy if I had Ash and a baby but not you?" Patrick shook his head--Pete had a point, maybe, but it wasn't Patrick's point. Patrick had never been enough, and he hadn't even known it until now. "Patrick. I can't--blaming you for not making me happy is like blaming my left arm. It's like blaming my left lung and my left kidney and half the chambers of my heart."
fic  rps  fob:patrick  fob:pete  theme:friendship  humor  missingscene  bandom:  gen  pg  favs:bandom  theme:angst  band:fob  opinion:sweet  a:dsudis 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
Hey Gravity!
It all starts in a sandwich shop named Baguetti Junction, one of a very, very long list of pun-titled eateries visited on this tour. Jon likes them best. Apparently food tastes better after a lame little chuckle. Baguetti Junction is perhaps not the most romantic or inspiring of locations compared to like, a canal in Venice, but according to Ryan the salami is ‘noteworthy’, whatever that’s supposed to mean. So. It all starts in a place with a stupid name but an excellent selection of cold cuts. That’s probably strangely apt. [Ryan can FEEL HIS EARS HEARING. This is a story about real boys who are dirty and dumb and stonerish in the way that only boys can be, and it is perfect.]
fic  rps  p!atd  patd:brendon  brendon/spencer  boysaredorks  shenanigans  theme:love  theme:firstkiss  hilarity  bandom:  slash  favs:bandom  rating:pg-13 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
making it across the ocean
It's not that Bronx doesn't like Katie--she's awesome, and pretty much Uncle Patrick except with boobs (they're nice boobs too--he touched them once, while they kissed furtively outside the studio door while their dads were fighting over a chord change)--but he's pretty sure she has a giant crush on Dulcita Saporta. He won't tell his dad that, though. He's always saying that if Bronx didn't want to have perfect redheaded babies of musical triumph with Katie, he could at least have the decency to like dudes.
fic  rps  mcr  theme:futurefic  next-gen:bandom  cute  hilarity  bandom:  het  shenanigans  mwestbelle  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
Be Thou Bound
So a few years ago - oh my *God*, seriously? - I wrote a story called "And the Moon In Their Net". It's kind of a good story. I like it. This is the sequel to that, though it's more of a continuation. MCR gets magical powers, y'all. It's good times.
fic  rps  mcr  au:justalittledifferent  mcr:gerard  frank/gerard  humor  fairytale!character  bandom:  slash  iphignia939  band:fob  rating:pg-13 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
skoosiepants: Bust Your Move
“Hey, kid,” Carden says. Kevin lets out a shaky breath. “Hi?” Carden’s grin gets wider. “Fuck,” he says, low. “You’re kind of a sweetheart, aren’t you?” [~3000]
fic  rps  jobros  tai  au:school  jobros:kevin  tai:carden  theme:firstkiss  carden/kevin  hilarity  shenanigans  slash  cute  skoosiepants  rating:pg-13 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
Superpower!AU. Jon doesn’t see the future. He sees scenarios of what might be, and sometimes it’s difficult to differentiate between dreams and visions. But he knows that he is going to meet a guy. Jon knows nothing of him, but he knows the way the guy will make him feel, and even if it was just a blurred vision, Jon knows he’s never felt anything like it. [32,000]
fic  rps  p!atd  au:scifi  theme:superpowers  patd:jon  jon/spencer  brendon/ryan  fob:patrick  fob:pete  warning:characterdeath  theme:grief  quality:good  bandom:  slash  nc-17  happyending  band:fob 
july 2009 by scorpionvoices
once a boy
The day Spencer wakes up with cat ears is not preceded by an unusual night or an odd evening. It's preceded by nothing that Spencer will recall as unusual or odd the next morning, in fact the prior day is of such unremarkable quality that Spencer takes a moment in the morning to recall just what he did, before blinking himself fully awake, head swimming a little. [3,589]
fic  rps  p!atd  patd:spencer  jon/spencer  trope:animorph  humor  short  bandom:  slash  pg  cute  favs:bandom  opinion:sweet 
june 2009 by scorpionvoices
jjtaylor: Gerard Way's (Vampire) Detective Agency
Pete, in Decaydance Mansion, with a yarrow stake. Frank and Gerard, in the greenhouse, with a plant of questionable origin. Bob, everywhere you look, with a gang of assassins for justice. Vampires, valets, pamphlets, haunted furniture, dub-thrall, disembodied voices, zombie couriers, and sinister rituals. ***[this reads like a crime-solving jeeves and wooster story, except that it's nothing like jeeves and wooster. it's more like batman and alfred if alfred had been 50 years younger, batman had no god complex, and they were pining angst-ily for each other. this story is amazing for its oh so detailed worldbuilding, its realistic characters, and its intense plot, and i have to say that i think this is one of my most favorite bigbangs to date.]
fic  rps  mcr  p!atd  au:magicalrealism  mcr:frank  frank/gerard  theme:friendship  drama  theme:theyfightcrime!  hilarity  quality:good  theme:vampires  theme:zombies  worldbuilding  bandom:  slash  r  minor!death  favs:bandom  RECOMENDED  jjtaylor  theme:angst  band:fob  challenge:bandombigbang  opinion:awesome 
june 2009 by scorpionvoices
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